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My name is Moza.

I always believe that one day,

my Prince Charming will come

on a gallant horse.

As gallant as the prince who's riding it.

The same prince who would live happily ever after with me.

Are you daydreaming again? Why don't you take a shower instead?

Do you realize what time it is?

You…

How do you expect to get a boyfriend?

You're dreaming about a prince, yet you don't even shower.

Daydreaming all day

and perching on a window sill

won't win you any prince.

Too bad that's not my story.

So, let me start again.

My name is Moza Aphrodite.

And by the way, my name is 180 degrees the opposite of my life.

I still wonder why my parents named me after the goddess of beauty.

While I feel like I'm cursed since birth by a wicked witch.

My life is nothing like in Disney's princess stories.

That's why I love writing.

Because it helps me forget about the reality of my own life.

Honey, Your Moza not a perching Bird.

Keep that in mind!

Poor baby, did Mommy just yell at you?

Don't do baby talk to her. She's an adult!

Hon…

Last night, someone robbed me.

What?

- Really? - I'm not kidding.

And then?

And then he asked me to massage him.

Because he said he needed some rubs!

The worst dad joke ever.

And obviously, it amuses Mom.

Moza.

Go find yourself a husband and stop burying yourself in work.

Your mom and dad just can't wait for you to get married.

We want lots of grandkids in this house.

Speak for yourself.

I'm not in a hurry.

And what else? You're 30 years old!

You don't get to be picky!

Eenie-meenie-miney-mo, let the one who matches be the one you marry.

- Listen to your mother. - Exactly.

Listen to me.

I'm dead serious.

Also, the older you get, the harder it is for you to get pregnant.

And what will the neighbors think?

Hello, Eno. What's up?

Rhino!

I barely had time to put on my hair extensions. How crazy is that?

I overslept, and I can't pick you up

because your house is at the end of the world.

- Wait, no! - And then…

Fine, I'm getting ready. Wait for me!

- So, honey… - Mom, I need to take a shower.

Huh?

- I'm kind of in a hurry. - But we're not finished!

I really have to go.

That's so typical of her.

Running away while I'm in the middle of telling her some serius stuff.

To the shower!

- Both of us? - Not a chance!

Why not?

My mom is terrorizing me about marriage again.

Hold on.

Nobel.

- Wake up! - What?

Drive me to the meet and greet!

Don't you have an editor for that?

She overslept. Lets go, Bel!

Nobel!

I'll pay you.

- IDR 250,000. - Are you nuts?

An online taxi would charge less!

IDR 125,000.

Bel. Hurry. Up.

Order your online taxi then.

- Mom! It's Nobel again! - Okay, okay!

You never turn off the TV!

Leave it. I love them watching me sleep.

Use SF,

Slim Fast!

SLIM FAST

Here with me is the winner in the category Best Director

on FiFi Indonesian Film Festival 2021.

- Moza? - Hold on. I'm watching Dafi on TV.

You still watch TV in this day and age?

- Like, really? Come on. - …made the production together.

- He's so gorgeous. - Congratulations.

- Yeah, you set a quite low bar for that. - Goodbye.

- We are talking about Dafi. He’s a GSW. - …success.

Gorgeous, smart, and wealthy.

DON'T LEAN TOO COMFORTABLY

Hello. I'm here. Where are you?

Turn right, honey.

Yeah.

- Here you are. - Check this out.

Clorot!

Yes! How did you know I was hungry?

Of course I know. You're always hungry, my dear rhino.

Do you remember Anton, who I talked about yesterday?

The one who made me go…

He's here.

I think he's here only to see me.

How adorable.

I thought you told me about another crush last week.

- Not this one. What's his name again? - You mean this Rizal?

I'm tired of him. Do you know he ghosted me?

I'd rather find another crush, right?

Who are you?

Are you ready to start the book signing?

Stop eating.

Hold on, please.

Wait for me!

- Hi. - Hello.

- Excuse me. - Here.

Yes.

- Can we have a selfie? - Sure.

Please sign.

- Thank you. - Don't forget the goodie bag.

You look tired.

A bit.

Who would've thought.

Momo is now a famous author.

You haven't changed a bit.

You're still…

Nares!

Did you come here to bully me?

What are you doing, honey?

I know a movie that does this trick.

Do you remember the movie where the lead's name ends with Mandraguna?

- Sakti? - Yeah!

Do you remember the movie?

- Arisan, by Nia Dinata. - Oh, right.

- Do you think I look like Meimei? - A bit, only older.

- I'm coming! - Come on!

Hey, do you think you're Rossi doing the overtake?

I think she's possessed.

No, she's brokenhearted.

No.

I think she's practicing her moves for the metal concert.

Prick!

Hello…

Why did you block my number?

How did you get my number?

From Nobel.

- Nobel! - Yeah?

Did you give my number to Nares?

Yup. He asked.

How could you do that!

I told you he's out of my life!

It's Nares we're talking about.

Our old neighbor who bullied me everyday!

But you're an adult now. Are you gonna hold grudges?

You're always talking about Nares.

I'm not!

Have you forgotten already?

When someone called you "elephant" on your social media,

who did you blame? Nares.

And then, when your new dress got too small, who did you blame?

Nares again.

I wouldn't care so much if you just yelled at him.

But you took it out on me! I can't take it anymore!

I don't expect your sympathy

because you've never been bullied.

- Have you been bullied? - Never.

Because as you can see…

Eat that, perfect!

I'm ready!

In the name of Allah, I trust in Allah.

There is no power and no strength except with Allah.

What? Why don't you tell me earlier if you can't pick me up?

Fine!

What should I do?

Moz, are you waiting for your taxi?

Moza?

You're waiting for your taxi?

No. I mean, my brother was supposed to pick me up,

but he canceled.

Let me give you a ride home. Okay?

- Sure. - Hop in.

It's so hot today.

Here you go.

How was the meeting?

Do you like the script?

I'm not too familiar with a screenplay format.

Because to be honest, it's the first time my novel will be used for a movie.

But overall, I like the storyline.

Great.

Hi.

Hi.

Dafian Jatmiko.

I'll be the director for your movie.

Are you free for a meeting on Wednesday?

- Wednesday? - At 12:00 p.m.

Please?

Okay! I'm free on Wednesday.

Excuse me.

You read this novel too?

- That's a good novel. - I love this novel too!

I have all her books, by the way.

Really? Not many people like her novels.

Most people like Western novelists.

I'm still shocked. I thought directors didn't like to read.

How would I direct a movie if I didn't read the script?

Do writers like to watch movies?

I get your point.

What's your favorite novel?

- La Barka! - La Barka!

Oh my…

- We have the same taste. - How did that happen?

- We're a match. - Right.

Go. Back.

Okay.

Okay.

- Don't forget the meeting on Wednesday. - Sure thing.

Wait. Can you give me a ride home again?

Sure.

- Okay. - Later.

Bye…

Did your boyfriend just drive you home?

What are you doing here?

Snappy Momo.

- It's Moza! - Momo.

What are you doing here?

To apologize.

Too late.

What do you expect if you've been avoiding me for years?

Remember on Eid three years ago?

Nares' here.

No…

Tell him I'm not home.

You want me to lie?

With this hijab I'm wearing, no way!

I already told him you're home.

Mom!

Okay, now tell him I'm busy.

Tell him I'm going to a gathering on Mars.

Please.

Mom…

Here's the thing…

She said she's going to a gathering on Mars.

Can you tell her to get me half a kilo of meteorites?

And I brought her some snacks to nibble on on Mars.

I see.

Thank you for the snacks,

Nares.

- I'll see you later. - Take care.

I got snacks!

I'm still waiting for the meteorites.

Do you still have them?

- What do you want? - To apologize.

- I won't forgive you. - Then, you're going to hell.

You didn't forgive me three years ago, and still hold grudges.

Enough, Nares. Enough.

Do you think I'm not tired from chasing you for years?

Then why are you still here?

I miss you.

What?

I miss singing the Komo song.

Traffic jam again, traffic jam again…

- Why did I even give you a chance? - Moza!

Clorot!

Never come to my house again! Move!

I'll come back tomorrow!

Mo!

Momo!

PLEASE FORGIVE ME, MOMO - NARES

He's so annoying.

Just forgive him.

What's so hard about it?

You went to another school,

so you don't know how bad he bullied me.

You were in middle school then.

He's a lecturer now.

Will he bully you forever?

What a waste of time.

I don't care if he was a lecturer or a president,

a director, or influencer.

I don't care!

I won't forgive someone who scarred me so deep that easily!

Yeah.

SINGLE NOODLES SPICY CHICKEN FLAVOR

SINGLE CAN MAKE YOU INDEPENDENT

Apologize, you said? Too late, dude!

EAT INDEPENDENT

Too late for what?

Ouch!

- You spilled your food. - Are you a ghost or something?

You just gave me a heart attack by appearing and disappearing out of nowhere.

There is a door.

- Not funny. - I'm not trying to be funny.

- Damn… - I just came here to apologize.

Watch it!

Nares.

I'm trying to say this nicely,

but from now on,

please, stop messing with my life.

Do you even know going to school was a nightmare for me?

I dreaded not knowing what torture you were going to put me through.

I was walking, minding my own business, and you grabbed my bag and ripped it

and put a dead rat in it.

And the name-calling! Every kid calling me Elephant or Komo! Every day!

And you come here to apologize now?

You know what? It's too late! I hate you.

That's what I want to hear.

Go on. Let it all out.

Don't keep it inside. Or you're gonna get, you know, fat.

You're insane.

You're right. I am insane.

MY BOYFRIEND IS SO GOOD AT PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK, I STILL CAN'T FIND HIM

Excuse me.

Mr. Nareswara.

There's a guest outside.

Right.

Tell the guest to wait outside.

Ah…

He told me to tell you to wait outside.

I know. I heard that.

My son's graduation is in four months.

His GPA is 4.

- That's great. - I mean 1.4.

Ma'am…

Just cheer up.

My husband is a professor at this university.

I see…

He'll retire in three months.

He was your sugar daddy, right?

Nope.

- He was a sugar glider. - How come?

He was very good at climbing trees.

And how many months are you?

Sorry, I don't work here.

- She means, how far is your pregnancy? - Right.

I'm sorry, but I'm still single.

It was an accident.

MBD.

- What's that? - My bad, dude.

Was it with someone from this school?

It's okay. You can tell us.

There's an old saying for that. "A turtle sleeping in a boat.

Sleeping done, time to go."

I bet it's a student from this school.

I hate it when they say, "Couple goals…",

then dump the girl.

Poor woman.

Such a beautiful woman. You don't deserve to be BBRBG'ed.

- What's that? - Babe, be right back. Ghosted!

- You can tell us. Don't be afraid. - Right, it's okay.

- Come on. Tell us. - Who was it?

Why are you here?

You're gonna hold me responsible?

It's not what you think!

Come with me!

Well, I'll be damned.

A wolf in a sheep's clothing.

The way you used the word "responsible" is giving them wrong signals!

Responsible for bullying you when were kids.

What else?

Why else are you here?

I'm…

I got you rissoles, your favorite snack.

Is that all? I have a class.

I want to apologize.

Sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

Is that it?

Huh?

"Is that it"?

That's how you respond?

Boy, you're a real jerk.

What am I doing here if you can't even forgive me?

I shouldn't have come here in the first place.

Jerk!

Mo!

- Ouch. - Oh my! How did it happen?

Can you get up?

You need to go to the hospital.

- Move aside. - No! I just want to go home!

Okay, I'll drive you.

I want to go home!

I'd rather call someone to massage me!

- Okay. - Wait! I need to take off my shoes first.

I think she broke her ankle.

Ouch!

- Slowly. - Alright.

I thought there was a terrorist attack.

What do you mean?

The explosion sound.

You're incorrigible.

I think she's five months pregnant.

She looks five months pregnant.

So scary.

- That's scary! - Ladies!

Look!

I'm going to make this video go viral!

- You're gonna be internationally famous! - Ma'am.

- Stop filming us! Go away! - You're going to be famous.

It's okay.

Relax.

- Relax. Hold your breath. - Hold your breath.

Goal!

Yeah!

How do you feel now?

How do you feel?

Better.

That was a piece of cake.

Do you want "top up" or cash, Auntie?

"Top cash", okay?

As usual!

You know me better than that.

Feeling better?

Yeah.

Did I hurt your arm?

I squeezed it too hard, didn't I?

No, my arm's okay. See? It's okay.

- It's okay. - I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

It's fine.

Stop wearing those heels.

I hate to see you hurt.

I can do whatever I want.

I'd better leave now.

Okay.

- Later, Nobel! - Yup!

What did he mean?

Moz.

What happened?

I just sprained my ankle. It's okay though.

It's gonna be fun.

- I can't wait to see the movie too. - Yeah.

Are you going straight home?

Yeah, my brother's waiting for me in the parking lot. How about you?

I'm grabbing lunch first.

Lunch?

- This late? - Yeah.

Are you really too busy to eat on time?

Yeah, I think I need a girlfriend to remind me when to eat,

when to sleep, and when to work.

I can't believe someone needs a reminder to eat.

If I was your co-worker, you wouldn't miss a single meal.

Because I love making people eat with me.

Really?

It might be fun to be your boyfriend.

With all the surplus…

I mean in nutrition.

I'll walk you out.

- Can you walk? - Sure.

- Come… - Okay.

- Sorry for troubling you. - It's fine.

Okay…

- Two more steps. - Okay.

- One! - Okay.

BEING SINGLE IS LIKE HOISTING A HALF MAST FLAG. ALL DOOM AND GLOOM

- One more. - Gosh.

Moza, this is Anggun.

We're casting her for your movie.

Anggun, this is Moza. She wrote the novel.

Anggun Hamilton.

- Moza Aphrodite. - Aphrodite?

Like heaven and earth.

Confucius.

- Now, please excuse me. - Okay.

- Not now. - Why not?

I said not now!

- Can I borrow your laptop? - Does this dress look good on me?

Going somewhere?

Here.

If they told you to choose between this girl and me,

which one would you pick?

Definitely her! I would never pick you!

Isn't she the commercial star?

She's gorgeous. Send the pic to me.

I think she's dating Dafi.

Dafi, your crush?

Just give it up. The competition is too tough.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry we have to go our separate ways due to my illness.

God is fair.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

- She's just a pretty shell. - Forgive me! Forgive me…

Awful!

- Well? - Right…

In my book, Lily's character is innocent and very fragile.

And Anggun is famous for her…

Yes.

But I'll let you decide.

Well?

Strong, right?

That's a no from me.

Because of Moza?

But you're the director!

But the decision is not all mine, Gugun.

Now what will you do?

You promised to give me a role in the movie.

You'll be in this movie,

but just for a supporting role.

I'm qualified for the main cast, not a supporting role!

It's not a one-man decision, Gugun.

It needs approval from the producer, the writer,

and me.

What?

Is it because of that obese girl?

She thinks I'm not qualified? I can't act?

- No. - Don't lie to me.

Your own crew said so.

They said you gave her a ride home multiple times.

Are you cheating on me? I don't mind you cheating on me.

But do it with a girl that's prettier or sexier than me.

You embarrass me by cheating with that obesity case.

Wait.

Don't forget.

- You're talking to Dafian Jatmiko. - Wow.

I won't cheat on you with a woman that big.

I'm out of her league.

Hey, Moz.

Sorry if I overheard you body-shaming me.

Don't be sorry.

You know what? I need to clarify one thing.

Right.

Work smarter, not harder.

What's that? Are you cursing at me?

Your mindset defines your life.

You're right. We're not in the same league.

Right!

With me being out of your league.

Okay?

Here's your coffee.

Ouch!

I want to yank her hair!

She gave me bad vibes from the first time I saw her.

She may look like a Barbie doll,

but inside, she's like a voodoo doll!

I'm still shocked with Dafi's response.

I thought he was different.

I thought he could look past physical appearance, but apparently…

How dare he!

I have a few choice words for them.

- Don't do that! - But why not?

Just let it go. It's not my first time, anyway.

How about you calling me Rhino?

Don't try to compare me with that voodoo doll.

You know I'm just kidding.

And she's not even our friend.

What's the difference?

Either used in insults or jests, both are offensive to me.

You know?

Are you offended by me calling you Rhino?

Yeah, a bit.

I didn't know you were offended.

Forgive me?

How about I call you a bed mattress?

From a single bed. The tiny one.

Whatever.

Momo!

Clorot.

- Nobel. - Hey.

We're having a feast tonight.

Come here.

Nobel…

Did you invite him here?

What's wrong?

Visitors should have manners. What time is it?

I'll visit earlier tomorrow. Sorry.

Where are your parents?

On tour.

- We can play as long as we want? - Sure thing, man.

Clean the table after you finish eating. I don't like a messy house.

Okay.

You're not coming?

No, I need to write.

PERCONA DRAGON

PLEASE FEATURE KACA TRENGGANA

Let's go!

- Do you have money? - Yeah. How much do you want? A hundred?

I want to play.

THE MEETING

Rematch!

Rematch! Rematch!

Oh my…

Nares?

What are you still doing here?

- I'm sleeping over. - Huh?

DON'T LEAN TOO COMFORTABLY

I like your novel, by the way.

Wait, wait. Who gave you permission?

Nobel did.

I own this house, and I'm not allowing you for a sleepover.

I'm a guest.

And you treat a guest like a king.

A king can do whatever he wants.

Whatever.

Mo.

- What? - No need to raise your voice.

You're so spicy. Come, sit. I need to talk to you.

Come here.

What is it?

Moza.

You must be wondering why I used to be so annoying to you.

Used to be? You are still annoying.

Now I'm just joking with you.

But when I was a kid,

I admit I bullied you too hard.

Good to know you now realize that.

I was ashamed.

Ashamed of you.

You know everything about me I was trying so hard to hide.

- What do you mean? - About my mother's condition.

You were the only friend who still wanted to come to my house.

Friends with the son of a crazy woman.

Since the day she died,

I distanced myself from everything that reminded me of her.

One of them were you.

So, why are you running after me now?

Well…

I want to apologize.

I want to mend our broken friendship.

So, I was bullied because of that?

One of the reasons.

And the other reason was to get your attention.

That's sick.

Let's go on a date Sunday.

A date?

Let me check my schedule first.

Okay. Let me know if you're "free".

Time to sleep.

- Sleep with me? - In your dreams!

Did you fill up the watering can?

It's still full.

You didn't water the plant?

If I only knew, I wouldn't bother wearing a nice dress.

- What should I do? - The watering can.

- What? - Water the plant.

Nares.

I thought you asked me on a date.

This is a date.

Since when does a date involve planting trees?

We are doing good to the earth.

It's for the sake of our future too.

Now, water the plant.

It went right into my mouth!

I hate you! Come here!

Come here!

Is that a belt?

Okay?

I'm starving.

Wait!

- You parked your car right there. - You're right.

That's the way to the school.

You're still hungry?

You ordered a big meal, by the way.

Or maybe a dessert?

Hold on.

You like juice?

Yeah, I do.

Nares.

You like celery juice?

Is this celery?

I do, but in my salad, not in my juice.

That will save you energy from chewing, since you can just swallow.

Mr. Nares!

Vira!

You came here alone? With three of your friends?

Yes, with friends…

Is that your relative?

This is my girlfriend.

- Wish me luck. - Good luck…

We'd better order.

Sure. Enjoy your lunch.

Don't forget to hand in the paper.

My students.

I still can't believe

you're a lecturer now.

It doesn't fit the profile?

None, whatsoever.

And you teach statistics?

The only thing left is finding the right woman.

Have you found her?

I'm working on it.

I'm going to pay the bill.

How much?

Hit him.

I like your style. Hit him hard and cripple him!

Hit him! Move! Move, man!

Clever move!

I have clean shirts.

Is this one okay?

No, that's Nares'.

- The pink one then. - Nares?

You're friends with him again?

Again? We've always been friends.

You really don't know anything?

About what?

Nadia, your ex.

- Stop fighting! - No.

So, you didn't know she dumped you for Nares?

- What? - I'm not kidding.

I saw them together.

Why didn't any of you tell me?

I thought you knew.

And you seemed to stop hanging out with him after you broke up.

I thought you already knew.

- Come on. Fight me! - Give me the controller.

Let me show you how to fight him.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, come on.

Move aside.

Wait.

- Ready? - Let's go.

Don't rush me. I need time for this.

Sorry, the door is broken. So you have to go in through here.

Finally, we're in the car.

Are you okay?

- Use the driver's door. - Huh?

Hold on.

Do you need help?

You did it!

I chose to stop the car here, so you wouldn't get wet.

Want to come in?

I'd love to,

but I need to prepare test questions for the exam tomorrow.

Res!

Never mind. Go.

- Bye. - Bye.

Where have you been?

- To Nares' campus. - What did you do?

Planted some trees.

Are you on good terms with him now?

- We're working on it. - Moz…

I want you to keep your distance from him.

What are you talking about?

MAGICAL RITES FOR MAKING MONEY

YOU WILL FALL LIKE THIS

YOU'LL FALL OVER LIKE THIS

This…

Do you need to find a matching outfit for every book signing?

That's my thing.

I thought you knew me better.

I never commented

on your sometimes hit-and-miss hair extensions.

What's with the face?

Tell me what you think. You let a man kiss you,

but he never made the relationship official.

What do you think? Do you think they're in a relationship?

Wait. You kissed a man?

Who did you kiss?

Is he good-looking? Tell me more about him.

Later.

But then he stopped all communication.

So, ask him.

Make sure about your relationship. Don't let him take advantage of you.

Where did you meet?

How long since you had a crush on him?

- So adorable. - I had a crush on him? I did not.

Sister, let's be honest.

You let him kiss you. You must have some feelings for him too!

Are you that naive?

Being single too long?

- Here, let me touch you. Let me kiss you. - Stop it. Move.

- I need to pee! - My cutie pie.

Nares? Hi!

Eno! Look at you!

- Oh my God. - How are you?

Fine! Wait.

- Oh my God, Nares. - How are you?

I'm fine. I can't believe you're here.

Are you on vacation or what?

No, I moved here six months ago.

- You moved to Jogja from Bandung? - I teach in a school near here.

Why didn't you tell me?

- You're adorable. - And what are you doing here?

Do you know each other?

He was my neighbor. You know him too?

Of course. He was my friend in college.

Different faculty, but same hangouts. We used to hang out in BEM.

Wait. How do you know each other?

I haven't told you!

I'm Moza's editor now.

- No kidding? - You remember who told me

- that I was good in literature? - I did!

You did! I listened to you!

- I wasn't serious when I said that. - I know.

But enough about me. Look at you. You havent changed at all

Let me see.

- Do I look good? I'm a lecturer now. - You look great! Stunning!

- I'm fat now. - I don't think so.

You think you're fat?

You're practically skin and bones.

Our definition of fat is different, honey. Like way different.

I forgot I need to pee. I'll be right back.

Is it hot in here or what?

I feel so hot. Oh, right…

- Are you hungry? Let's eat. - Maybe later.

- But why not? - I have classes.

- But I want to chat with you. - How about we chat here?

‪Yes, here.

- I can make some coffee. - Great!

You have muscles now.

Great, isn't it? I was broke in college.

I know. Let me touch it.

That's why I like Nares.

So, you hang out with him often?

Not that often.

But we still chat a lot.

- Really? - Yeah.

About what?

Anything. Reminiscing about the time in college. Like, anything.

Because we were kind of besties in college.

I thought stuff like this only happens in novels.

Two best friends in love with the same man.

Wait. I'm not in love with him!

By the way, how about the man who kissed you?

Any progress?

It's over now.

DON'T LEAN TOO COMFORTABLY

Really? Are you kidding me?

That's too bad.

Having a boyfriend is actually a golden opportunity

for your developing your writing

because you could base your novels on your personal experience.

My writing skills are perfectly fine. They gave me a movie contract, remember?

Your vanity is scaring me.

By the way, why did Dafi call you?

He wants to meet us. "To discuss the second draft," he said.

Are you okay to see him again?

Do I have a choice?

Do you stil have feelings for him?

- Hey, Moz. Sorry for the short notice. - It's okay.

Let's talk about…

that day with Anggun and me.

Yeah.

About that?

I'm not gonna lie, I'm disappointed in you.

But what can I do?

No, I mean…

Please don't leak it.

Don't leak it?

I don't want…

I'm not ready to let people know that I'm dating Anggun.

So, please keep it a secret.

So, you don't even want to apologize to me first?

Apologize for what?

Oh.

That too!

But you weren't supposed to hear that.

It was a discussion between me and Anggun.

I didn't mean to offend you.

Okay, you can relax, because I don't have the slightest interest

to leak your "personal conversation" with Anggun. Okay?

- Okay! - Now, excuse me.

What the…

Here.

- You're good? - I'm good.

- Thanks for driving me home. - You're welcome.

Moz, I want to apologize for…

I'm still…

Is that a scratch?

I still feel bad…

Oh, man!

Right. I'd better go inside.

Okay.

- What happened? - I slipped.

Who's that?

Nobel! Is Mom and Dad home?

They said they extended for another week.

I made rissoles this morning. They're in the kitchen!

Are you gonna ignore me all day?

It was Dafi.

- Who is he? - Her crush!

Dont act smart, Nobel.

No wonder you're wearing heels.

My favorite shoes are being washed.

I can't go to a meeting wearing flip-flops.

Is that true?

It's true, but it's over now.

That's great!

Moz, are they dating?

What? But he warned me not to leak their relationship.

Who are you talking about?

- Yes, Eno? - Are you okay, Moz?

Why are you asking me that? You woke me up. I didn't sleep last night.

Oh my God, then you haven't read the news.

Your name is a trending topic, Moza!

What?

- How so? - Read the news now. Now!

Okay, okay!

Reporters are looking for you.

Find a safe place to hide before they go to your house!

This news is a a pile of crap.

I have to release a statement. I need to straighten the news.

Listen to me, Moza. If you show up right now,

they're gonna eat you alive, and I don't want that.

I want Dafi to straighten the news first.

Let me deal with that, and you, go find a hiding place, okay?

- Okay. - Good. Bye.

Okay.

MOZA APHRODITE, THE MISTRESS BETWEEN DAFI & ANGGUN'S RELATIONSHIP

- Miss Moza, please come out! - Miss Moza.

Stay strong, Anggun.

I know she must've put a spell on him.

DAFI IS BLIND LEAVING A DIAMOND FOR A ROCK

Okay, okay, hang on!

- A few comments about the news, Miss Moza? - A few comments, please?

- Miss Moza! Miss Moza! - Are you going to confirm the news?

Miss Moza!

Nobel! Nobel!

- Do you really have an affair with Dafi? - Miss Moza!

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Miss. - Miss Moza.

- Hey. - Sir?

- Why are you all here? - What is your relationship with Miss Moza?

I'm Nares, Moza's boyfriend. What's going on here?

Do you know that your girlfriend has an affair with Dafian Jatmiko?

- Stop spreading fake news! - They say she also uses love spells?

What love spells? Get out! Out! Or I'm calling the police!

- But is it true, sir? - None of it is true!

- Is she using love spells on him? - Get out!

- Is your relationship in trouble? - Get out!

Sir. I promise, I write real news. I'm from Supernatural Magazine…

- What? Repent! Repent! - Sir.

You guys are relentless!

- Please don't push us. - Get out!

Mo! It's me, Nares!

Okay, okay, Nares.

What the hell was that?

- Nares, everything they said is not true. - Yes.

The news is not true. I don't have an affair with him.

- You believe me, right? - I believe you.

Now, stop talking and sit down.

- Okay? - Okay…

- Read this. - Turns out Moza used spells

to snatch Dafi, the director…

If I'm gonna put a love spell, I'd aim for Justin Bieber,

not Dafian Jatmiko!

Just ignore them.

They'll try to drag you into this mess because you showed up to defend me.

You should've said nothing.

What's done is done. I'm not afraid.

What if the campus finds out about it and they get scared and then fire you?

You're gonna take responsibility, right?

I'm not kidding.

Relax. Eno and I dealt with it.

Maybe with a press conference with that guy Dafi.

Are you close with Eno?

Are you jealous?

Yes.

We're close.

How do you describe our relationship?

Mo…

Maybe the kiss that night didn't mean anything to you,

and doing it is easy for you.

But I'm not like that.

I only kiss the woman I love.

And she is right here.

So, do you love me?

Very much.

So, we're in a relationship now?

Do you want us to be in a relationship?

I do.

You're a trending topic now--

Here…

What the hell are you doing?

- She has something in her eye. - It's killing me!

- I just remember… - Everything's fine now.

I'd better leave now.

Call me if if you need anything. Okay?

Okay.

Bye.

We're home!

Kids, we're home!

- Moza! - Good morning, my children!

Nobel! Where are you?

- We're home! We're home! - Home!

Hello!

Your dad is home!

- Oh my God! - Mom, Dad, you're home!

- Are you okay, Mom? - I'm okay, darling.

- How are you? - Look at all this stuff.

These are all for you. Did you miss us? Of course not.

Are you okay, Moz?

I read all the news about you.

Everything's okay?

- Let's go inside. - I bet everything's okay! Come in.

Look at the kids after we left them just for a week.

One of them is getting smaller and the other one's getting wider.

But don't worry, Moz.

I've mobilized all my friends to create fake accounts.

I told them to reply to all bad comments about you.

I want them to realize the power of Karens is…

Please don't do it.

Responding to all the haters is an endless battle.

I don't understand. Are you just gonna let them walk all over you?

Not on my watch.

I'm gonna end it the way it has to be and the way I want it.

Through court, if necessary.

I agree with your mother.

It'll teach them a lesson to think twice before posting.

- I'm ready to testify as a witness. - Me too.

And you! Follow my command.

Now, tell me all about it.

It must be about that Ducky guy.

I know, he flirted with you first.

It's Dafi, Dad. Her crush's name is Dafi.

Not anymore!

We never had an affair. Everything is just a misunderstanding.

I don't understand.

What kind of misunderstanding is worth leaking on social media?

And I don't understand women who can easily fall for men's sweet talk.

- Because women know. - Know what?

That sweets taste so good!

Your father's right!

Never forget that important fact!

- Did you even eat when we were away? - Hey, Nares.

Okay.

I have.

Okay.

Okay.

- Who was it? - Nares.

You're on good terms now?

Good! But if you hate each other again, do it in the rainy season.

- Why? - To get warm.

At least you won't get cold because you're sleeping with the enemy!

Momo!

Hi!

- You still have Aunt Sarah's bike! - Cute, right?

- Where are we going? - It's a secret. Hop on.

You seriously expect me to ride on the back?

- Are you sure? - Why do you need to ask?

Fine.

Oh my God.

- Just let me paddle! - Stuff were flying everywhere.

We don't have many lives. All good?

Drive carefully.

Sorry about that.

- Okay. - Ready?

- Come on. - Let's go!

Come on. You can do it. We're almost there!

It's too steep!

- You give up? - I give up.

- Bummer. - But it's too steep!

Are you gonna leave me like this? Help me push the bike!

Nope.

- We're almost there. - Help me!

You can do it!

- Are you sure you don't want to help me? - Nuh-uh.

- Is this the place? - I think so.

Are you looking for anything particular?

Three…

four…

five…

I think it's here.

- Rings a bell? - Oh my God!

Is it the one we buried when we were in fourth grade?

That's it.

Gosh, Res!

- Yes! - I want to see!

- I dug the right spot. - Found it.

Open it! Open it!

Oh my gosh. What's this?

Why did I put Nobel's test paper in here?

He got ten.

What's this?

No. You can't read that.

- But why? What is that? - It's a secret!

None of your business. Let's take a selfie.

- Hold the lunch box. - Okay.

Wait, wait!

- I said wait! I wasn't ready! - You look fine.

Let me see. I look so big in that picture!

Take another one! Cover me a bit. Come closer.

That's it!

Do you know why I befriended you?

Because I was good-looking?

Because I felt sorry for you.

I remember when your mom packed your lunch.

She filled it with leaves.

But you ate it anyway.

That's why I was so furious when they made fun of you at school.

What made you want to go to my house?

You were kind to my mother,

while the other kids were scared of her.

She was the only one who told me I'm beautiful.

I know she was a good person.

Whatever her state of mind was.

Thank you, Mo.

And thank you for those roses you put on my mom's grave every year.

I miss her.

And I loved her.

What's that?

I buried it with Nares.

Look.

I put your test paper in it too.

Are you in a relationship with him?

Yup.

- I'm against it. - What?

I thought you were the one who nagged me to make up with him.

I did, but not to date him.

End it. Don't go any further.

What's your problem?

Aren't you thrilled to see me happy?

It's for your own good.

You think I'd be happy being single for the rest of my life?

- Is that your definition of happiness? - You can date other men.

But I thought you told me not many men are attracted to women like me, who's fat!

But can it not be Nares?

You have no right to control my life!

Are you ready?

I won!

Done!

You lose!

- Now squat! - Squat! Squat!

Come on. Squat!

- Squat! - Yes.

Okay…

Look at me.

That's so sweet.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Not yet. Any suggestions?

I can't even find her a boyfriend! I don't think I can find you a girlfriend.

Just curious.

What type do you like?

If there's a girl who looks like this…

Big?

Fat body?

- Mom! - I'm not describing you!

Don't flatter yourself!

I prefer inner beauty.

Physical appearance is at the bottom of my list.

You're so sweet!

I married your mother because she was the only woman available.

She's like a Vespa.

An eternal beauty.

- Do you need a new spark plug? - You make me blush.

Do you want to come and play, Bel?

Never.

Excuse me.

Nobel!

Is it Nobel's turn to hate you now?

What's your problem?

I thought I told you to dump him.

- For what reason? - Because I say so.

Can you stop interfearing with my life?

He is the only man who loves me for who I am.

He's a playboy.

Do you know he dated Nadia?

Nadia? Your first girlfriend?

I just don't want him to hurt you.

Nobel…

I don't know, but I can feel that his love for me is true.

Did he ever mention marrying you?

We just started dating.

We don't talk about that yet.

If his love for you is true,

he'd talk about marrying you from the start.

I just don't want you to get played.

We almost lost the movie, Dafi!

We almost lost our sponsorship

because you just can't keep it in your pants, can you?

You have to straighten the news

because it's already spiralling out of control.

Just like the wheels of our lives.

And I heard

you got her pregnant too?

It's not what you think. It's better…

It's better if we don't release the statement too early.

That's a dumb strategy.

My manager told me there will be a table read today.

You wouldn't come if I didn't use that trick.

Sit down.

There's nothing to talk about.

Gugun.

Sit down.

Everything they said on the internet is not true.

It's just a misunderstanding.

Who knows what you two have been doing behind my back?

I swear to God.

I love only you, Gun.

Then why do you keep our relationship a secret?

Because I know this kind of scandal would ensue.

Look, some of the partners already canceled their contract with me.

I'm tired of keeping our relationship in the dark.

Not really.

I got you a role in this movie.

In a single insignificant scene? That kind of role?

I couldn't…

I can't just give you the main character.

Here.

My FIFI trophy is at stake.

Why can't you just be honest with me and tell me that I can't act?

All this time, I put up with you.

I did what you said.

You kept denying our relationship. I swallowed it all!

But what's the point of having a boyfriend who I can't take to the mall?

Every time I comment on your Instagram, you delete it.

Who do you think I am? Your mistress?

I have skills.

What else do you want from me?

I did…

I put my reputation on the line,

so you can have your moment to shine.

That's not good enough for you?

I sent that picture to the media.

- I wanted to wake you up. - Well,

you succeeded. I'm wide awake!

I'm well aware that you just cost me hundreds of millions!

Now, it's all about money? I was so wrong about you.

No, no. Anggun, hey!

Do you know I always think about you every time I hear that song?

- Not Fajar? - What? Fajar? Ew!

But listen. I heard he's dating Reni now.

Your bizzare ex? Remember?

- Poor man! - Right?

We thought, of all the women in the world, why did he choose

"The Reni"?

I'll be writing upstairs. But you can stay and have fun, though.

Wait, no. I have to run. I have a meeting.

Oh, right.

About your case with Dafi, don't worry about it.

- I'll see you guys later. - Okay.

No problem.

Bye.

- Take care! - Yup.

You're not leaving like her?

No, I still want to stay.

Were you that close with Eno?

She was my best friend. You know.

Did you ever think about dating her?

That would be too awkward. She's my best friend.

What's so awkward about it?

She's beautiful.

She has great body, and you're already besties.

Mo…

But I'm your boyfriend now.

So, if you were not my boyfriend, you'd consider dating her?

Not at all.

How long do you plan to date me?

What's going on now?

Nothing. Just curious.

Mo…

I'm here with you now. I'm your boyfriend now.

Is that good enough for you?

Are you sure you want a serious relationship with me?

I can't believe you like a girl who looks like this.

I'm fat, and I'm not pretty.

But to me you are pretty.

Liar.

But it's true.

What do you expect me to say?

- That you're ugly? - I'm not kidding, Res.

Me neither.

I love you.

You're the only one who understands me.

You know my past.

And even after all the horrible things I did to you, you still took me back.

So, you love me out of guilt?

No.

Do you really love me and not because of me being kind to your mom?

Why do you have to drag her into our conversation?

If I didn't know your mother,

could you even fall in love with me?

You can't answer the question.

That proves to me that you're still unsure about your feelings for me.

Gugun…

Please forgive me.

I promise from now on, I'll be a better boyfriend for you.

I don't care.

Let them watch us.

All I know…

I'm a mess without you.

As certain as the sun rises in the east.

That's how lonely my nights are without you in my heart.

I too am a mess without you.

Will you forgive me?

I do.

I enrolled you in an acting school. In New York.

- Are you sure? - It only cost me an arm and a leg.

A future star!

She's gonna be a star!

So, it's because of your hairstyle?

I think so.

He changed after I permed my hair.

- What kind of changes? Hi, sir. - Sir.

He's so shallow.

He never picked up my call.

- Maybe he has an affair? - He likes women with straight hair.

Hey.

Did you come here for me?

Are you serious about dating Moza?

What's going on?

Stop playing dumb with me.

Do you think I didn't know about you and Nadia?

Enough, Res.

Don't ever come near my sister again.

Okay.

Now I know who fed you the lies.

Did you know she got pregnant?

You didn't.

That's why I was there with her in that hotel.

I didn't want her to break your heart or frame you for things you didn't do.

Res.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

About Momo, give me just a little more time. Okay?

Hey, model!

So, it was you who posted the photo.

Are you out of your mind?

You accused an innocent girl

just to feed your insecurity.

And now millions of people despise me because of you!

Wow!

Is that all you got?

Can you clean up your act?

I'm not scared of you! Let's do this!

Hey!

Stop! Stop! Delete all data!

Or…

I'm gonna blacklist all of you from this project!

You want that? Delete it!

Please stop.

We both apologize to you.

Because we both know that the person who got harmed the most…

is you.

Bring it on!

Let it go.

Enough.

Good, because I'm tired of fighting.

Now, can we all discuss the best solution for this situation?

Any idea?

No, no one will buy it, and I can guarantee they'll target me again.

- I have an idea. - Hey, hey…

What? Relax. It's not what you think.

Do as I say. Stand up.

Please stand up. Stand close to me, and smile. Okay?

Don't forget to smile.

Right.

Okay.

One, two, three.

Okay.

See?

Is Eno your friend?

Yeah, why?

She was the one who told me to come here

because she said she saw you and Dafi in the parking lot.

I don't get it.

That's enough.

Hello!

Uncle! Auntie! Nobel!

Eno.

Mo, look.

I'm wearing new lipstick.

Do you think it looks good on me?

I just finished a meeting.

You know how a career woman's life is.

Scary, isn't it?

I met Anggun and Dafi today.

Really?

Wait.

I need snacks for this kind of story.

Go on.

It was Anggun who uploaded the photo.

That voodoo doll!

I knew it from the start, how black her energy is and…

Wow, that's crazy. It never crossed my mind. Wait…

What are we gonna do with such a mean person?

And Anggun said you gave her the photo.

Tell me that it's not what I think it is.

It is.

It is exactly what you think it is.

I feed her all the lies.

- I don't understand-- - I saw you and Nares in his car.

Why can't you just tell me the truth?

I was heartbroken.

I had to act cheerful in front of you both.

I was waiting for you to tell the truth.

But you just kept silent.

Not a single word.

But I thought you were my friend.

How could you do that to me?

Hey, friend.

Because I want you to feel worse than the pain you've caused me.

Eno, wait!

You're right!

I was wrong.

I should've told you the truth.

Eno…

I'm sorry.

Eno…

Please forgive me.

Okay, I forgive you.

On one condition.

What?

I'm blank!

Why can't I think of one? I have no idea!

- Then stop forcing your brain! - But I have no idea!

- So, stop thinking! - I'm so sorry.

No, I'm so sorry. I didn't want to keep it from you.

- I hate doing that! - I also hate myself for doing that to you!

Please forgive me! Don't ever leave me!

- Look lively! - Okay!

Get ready!

Get ready!

To the right!

Momo.

Mo…

Auntie. Uncle.

How are you?

I'm good.

I know you're curious about this paper.

Maybe this will assure you of my feelings for you.

I'll see you later.

Auntie. Uncle. Nobel.

Hey, Fat Momo!

Are you still fat by the time you read this letter?

But it's okay because I like you being fat.

Thank you for being friends with me and my mommy.

I like you so much, Momo.

Because you're so kind and you're so pretty and because you are you.

When we grow up, let's get married!

Go after him, Mo!

True love comes from the heart.

It will last till the day you die.

Finish him! Run!

Nares!

Wait there. Don't move!

Don't go just yet! Wait…

- Bye, Uncle. - Wait!

- She said don't go! Don't go! - Bye, Auntie.

Res! Wait for me.

Res…

That's not how you propose to a girl.

Not with a letter.

Ask her in person.

They broke up again?

It doesn't fit.

Tricky bastard!

Let's try your pinky finger then.

I don't want to lose you, Mo.

I want to grow old with you.

I love you, Res.

And all this time, I thought I needed a reason to love someone.

Be it their beauty, their talent, or other reasons.

Quick, call someone from the Islamic Affairs Office before he realizes it.

Realize what?

Love is like a brief. The comfier, the better.

Let me shift the dress a little. It's not centered.

Hold her steady.

Ready? One, two, three!

This is terrible! How can I gain three kilos after all the dieting?

The goal is to lower your body weight, not to gain weight!

Which part of the dress feels tight?

I don't know.

- I said, which part? - Let me help her by holding her.

- Suck your tummy in, okay? - Suck it in! Suck it in!

Auntie, wait!

They're her fans.

They want to marry.

Let's pray the dress doesn't rip.

What's wrong?

It's already too small for her.

But she already ate less clorot.

- How many? - Twelve.

- That's one kilo of flour! - But she loves eating so much.

Look at that.

Where's Nares, Mom?

Honey, where's Nares?

Did they say Nares' gone?

- Huh? - Nares.

- Nares is not here? - Give him time. Calm down.

Calm down.

- He will come. Calm down. - Breathe.

Oh my.

Hey.

There he is!

That's him.

There.

Wow…

He's coming on a horse!

- Huh? - My God.

Look, he's here!

A king is going to get married.

That's why he's late to his own wedding.

Tardy horsey!

Oh my…

Sir! Sir!

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Wow!

My life is so bizzare.

Nares is not Prince Charming from Disney's fairytales.

Actually, he's a pain in my bottom.

But who would've thought that Nares is actually my prince.

NAnas RESe, annoying pineapple.

One, two, three!

Mine, mine, mine.

Ready?

Wait. I wasn't even on the bike?

Ow.

And I don't understand women who can easily fall for men's sweet talk.

Because…

I thought you were gonna talk more.

- Who are you, sir? - I'm Moza. Oops!

Now it's all about money? I was wrong…

Because I don't want the public to know about our relationship…

Yes, ma'am!

This part.

Eno, let's go home.

Where are you going, Rhino? I haven't said goodbye to Dafi.

- No need. Let's go! - But I haven't…

- Right. Now. - Okay, okay. Sorry, geez.

Wait, Auntie!

Stop moving around or you'll rip your dress!

- Honey, we just averted a crisis. - What kind of crisis?

- The dress is too small. - Our daughter's dress?

Well, yeah, who else?

What did they do to her at the bridal spa? Drown her in a gasoline tank?

That's our daughter!

Relax, we have the red envelope.

Just slip it in the box.