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Here, sweetheart.

Thank you, Laura.

Welcome, guys.

It's okay. Anytime.

Hey, guys. Guess what I was doing.

What? I just came. All the new neighbors are coming.

That attractive girl. That's true.

You got it, honey. She was asking for it. I told her.

Honey, I wish that you'd just wait until I've at least introduced us to the

neighborhood. You know? We cream -pied her. I mean, the apartment is where the

hair was.

Did you at least fuck her good? I don't want her to think that we're some crazy

yuppies that don't know how to have sex.

Honey, honey, you know better than anyone that I don't even fuck, okay?

I do know that. You are really good.

I mean, especially last night. You made me come like three times.

Dad, I really can't wait to be just like you.

Maybe one day, son.

But for now, you have your mom and your sister to teach you how to fuck, and

then once you're ready, you can...

Go out there in the world and walk the streets just like you promised. Yeah,

you're right. Mom was going to teach me really good.

Actually, just the other day, I got her really good.

You know, he really did.

They're not supposed to be on the block. You should tell him about it. Oh, yeah.

What's something like this?

Hey, Stefan.

Oh, that's very hot.

Nice. Yeah, good.

Oh, yeah. You are clad in. Yeah. Good morning. Can I use your pole?

Yeah, that's okay, but I've got to do the laundry. I can't sleep.

Oh, okay.

panels.

I don't know if you keep grip to this.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I mean, I don't think it was me. I mean,

you can't really use it for everything.

Well, I mean, I didn't do it. Who else could have possibly done it?

Yeah, sure.

Did you put your clothes in the wash?

Um, not yet, but...

i'll do that later please all right they're not going to be clean okay well

i'll do that

we

should

just get you guys the flat during the laundry

I don't want to do the laundry. Well, what? You have to run sometimes.

It's so boring, though.

Yeah, well, I mean, one day you're going to move out of home, though.

And you're going to need to know how to do these things.

I don't know. I mean, it's like... I'll just have someone else do it.

What, with your enormous amounts of money that you make waiting tables?

Yeah, come on now.

I mean, it's something.

Honey, I think you've got a lot to learn about the world.

I might teach you one for next week.

Well, I mean, if you insist.

You do.

And guess what?

That one's always right.

Yeah.

I mean, I finished about half of it. I kind of just needed a break, you know?

Okay. Yeah, that's fair enough.

There's only so much a break can work before you kind of just need to let off

the steam, hey?

Mom! Yeah, sweetheart?

I have a question.

Yeah? Um, anything advice on this boy as a question?

Boy? Yeah.

Where did you meet him?

Um, I met him at the mall.

Okay. And he's, like, super cute.

Okay. What does he look like?

He's like, you know, tall, dark, handsome, you know.

Sounds like a younger version of your son.

A little bit.

But, you know, like, I want to have sex with him, but, like, I don't know how to

get it going, I guess. Okay. How many times have you seen him?

I mean, like, I've seen him, like, a couple of times. Like, at least every

I'm at the mall, he's there and he works there. Okay. All right.

Has he asked you out yet?

to, like, do anything fun, or are you wanting to be the first person to... I

mean, he hasn't made a move, but, like, I wouldn't mind asking him out or

something. Okay. Oh, you're so great. I'm so proud of you. God, you're just so

hot.

Okay. Well, I think you kind of just need to, like, work out what his hobbies

are, and then I would probably just choose to do something that he really

as well. Like, if he's a gamer, you could take him to that VR place that

opened up down below.

A lot of...

A lot of guys that age are kind of into that stuff. Yeah.

I didn't ask you.

What do you mean? You're the one interrupting us. Oh, my God. I'm talking

Mom, not you. Okay, guys. Maybe you could go mind your own business. We're

having a moment here. Stop fighting.

It's okay.

Okay.

It's fine.

She doesn't want your opinion.

That's okay.

I mean, she just wants Mom's advice. It's all good. Mom knows that.

If he's not into gaming, you could do something like that.

But what I would probably do is, do you have his phone number?

No. Okay.

That's okay, though. Just next time you see him and you're having, like, a chat

with him, maybe just say, hey, I'd love to hang out with you sometime. It

doesn't have to be anything serious. You don't have to be like, will you go on a

date with me? Because sometimes that kind of scares him off, you know what I

mean? His boys get really nervous.

And so just say, almost like you're going to be friends first.

Okay.

And then once you...

Like if he says, yeah, sure, then you'll be able to kind of tease into more of

that kind of relationship status after that.

Yeah,

I don't rush it. I think it's really easy when you like someone to just want

dive right in and, you know, tell them everything. But I don't think that's

always an idea because I think especially in that age, a lot of them

a little nervous about it. You know what I mean?

I'm sure like from your friends at school, you would have heard similar

Yeah, I mean, kind of, you know.

Yeah, I mean, I've heard, like, some of that stuff from the girls at school, you

know. I don't want that to happen to me, of course. Exactly, so that's why you

just need to go slow and don't scare him off, if you really like him. You know

that saying, treat him mean, keep him keen?

Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. It's actually true. It is quite true.

Okay, I think I kind of know what to do now.

Oh,

River, shut the fuck up. Oh, my God.

Okay,

thanks, Mom.

Hang on, but you're dripping it all over the floor. Anthony, go get the mop.

Here. You do it. It's yours.

I love it.

Brother of yours. I know.

Anyway.

Thank you for the advice. I have to wash that now. I know what I'm going to do

now. Yeah, you'll be okay.

Yeah. And let me know how it goes. I will.

Yeah. Yeah.

No, you didn't.

No,

you didn't.

Where did you come from?

I don't know. What do you mean?

That's why I love my mother. She just likes me.

Well, my mom always taught me that I would come back.

Well,

Daddy gave me really good yesterday.

Didn't you, Daddy?

Oh, you betcha, Pumpkin.

Yeah, no, she beat me to it. She had such a nice little ass.

You know the saying, son.

The early bird catches the worm.

Yeah.

Anyway, what happened? I want to beat you.

Well, I want a little something like this.

Oh, hey, Pumpkin.

Hey.

What you got going on over here?

I freaking hate calculus.

Why is it so confusing?

Oh, you know, I'm not really much of a math with myself, but let

me see what you got going on.

It's a quotient rule. I can't understand it.

Uh, let's see.

Well, I don't know, sweetie. I feel like, you know, maybe you just move some

the numbers around and, like, start to make...

A little scent, you know?

I'll try it.

This is this.

Oh my god.

I feel like you're getting somewhere.

Don't you feel like you just maybe keep that number and put it right there just

like that?

I still understand why this thing changes that from everything.

I mean... I mean, Professor didn't go over this in class with you, or?

I mean, he did, but I don't understand math like this.

Well, I bet you maybe Professor offered, like, extra help after the end of

class. Maybe you could start going to him for some help or something like

sweetie. Hmm.

You know?

I'll try, you know.

Maybe I should stick around after class.

Yeah.

It's just so many steps, I mean.

Yeah, I mean, like it hurts me. Your dad wasn't that much of a win.

This all looks pretty foreign to me.

I'm just so proud of you after so long school.

Well, thank you, Daddy.

I'm trying.

I know you are.

And now it's showing an extra step.

Is it?

Yeah. Oh, bummer.

But what if you try maybe moving the 9 over there to where the 8 is?

Hmm, fine.

Is that working, baby, or?

I think so.

I don't know.

I'm just going to do it and check the answer in the back of the book.

Oh, they put the answer key in the back of the book for you guys? Yeah, we're

not supposed to look at them, but... Oh, wow.

I guess some things don't change, huh?

I mean, there's a fraction on top of a fraction.

Yeah.

I feel like you're getting somewhere over this.

Are you making any promises over those numbers?

I guess I just don't understand why, where it's valued.

Uh, I mean, that's just the way they came up with the equation.

I guess I just can't use a parenthesis?

I don't know.

I think I need the parenthesis.

That's what it looks like is happening in the book.

That's what the book says.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Equals half to the third.

Okay. There you go. That's what it's supposed to do.

But then that doesn't make sense.

I mean, honestly,

that doesn't make sense.

In front of that, over here.

That looks right, no?

I guess.

I just don't understand why.

Alright,

there you go.

That looks good, alright.

I'm getting there.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, and there's a good portion of wool here.

Now I'm just going to keep the front seat and I'm going to buy my truck.

It's so good.

How many more problems do you have left, sweetie?

Not that much, but each problem has like five parts to it.

You got it, baby girl.

After this, you know, maybe we can go for ice cream.

Maybe get some ice cream or something like that for all your hard work, huh?

That sounds so fun.

Yeah.

This is just so hard, Daddy.

This is where we put you in school, and we're one of the best schools, so... I

know, but... You can do this, baby girl. You can do this.

Try.

I got

it!

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Oh, just like that. That's it.

Mm -hmm.

There you go, girl. Yes.

Oh, that's it.

There you go, girl.

Okay.

Hmm.

Folks, I'm going to go clean your mouth now.

All right?

Thanks for your help, Daddy.

You're welcome, please.

Continue on, okay?

Okay.

So that's how many times one goes into zero and I mean, wow. And he's such a

loving father as well.

You know, I'm so glad you're spending so much time with your daughter.

Me too.

You know, she's taking so much after her mom.

She started reminding me of when we used to...

Let me tell you a story.

One day, I was walking down the street happily to welcome to your mother.

And, you know, I ran into her. I made a drop for her the night before. I felt

really bad.

I thought he was going to mug me.

I thought he was going to mug me. I didn't know who this stranger was that

coming up to me. It definitely was one of those shoots where, you know, it

have been bad. It could have been a big guy. She looked up at me, and the first

thing I said was, like, let's go out to dinner.

I want to take her out for dinner. She's the most beautiful woman in my life.

And so I turned to him and I said, well, I don't want to take her out for dinner

then. You're going to kind of have to prove yourself to me. So let's go on a

date for the day.

Oh, my gosh.

It was such a great dinner that day.

Yeah.

Why don't we have some pizza right now? Oh, yeah, of course. Okay.

Yeah.

I remember we went to that little Italian place.

You know the one that we go to for Christmas?

Yeah. We should go back, honey, for maybe a little anniversary.

Yeah, I would love that, actually.

But he got through poisoning.

I did.

Do you remember that? It wasn't really good.

We were supposed to actually have a second date the day after, and I felt

bad, you know, texting that, but your mom, your mom was such a sweetheart.

I told you earlier, she's a pleaser. She came over, and she took very good care

of me after the second date, you know? I know.

I know.

Hopefully, if you one day can, you know, have a relationship with me.

And I hope that you like it so much.

Well, I mean, River's going to go on a date soon.

Yeah, I am.

Yeah, I mean, it's this guy from school, and he's, like, tall and dark and

handsome. I'm saying he looks like you, kind of. Really?

Yeah.

Maybe you might have to give him a fast ride, huh?

Yeah.

that she should invite him out to that new VR place because kids, they love all

that gaming stuff.

And I feel like if you had been asked out by a girl for gaming, VR, or

I said bowling as well. Yeah, bowling would be pretty cool.

I first thought gaming would be, you know, better, but... Well, you know,

both have to like it, so it really depends, you know, if they do something

they both enjoy it, that makes a really good thought.

Exactly.

Do you have any advice for her with dating? Because, I mean, it's one thing

me to make a suggestion, but... I mean, you know, what do you think? It's a

pretty different thing.

You know, I was growing up, I was just very, just, you know, I was dealing with

very stuff.

I mean, maybe, I don't know, maybe do like a little spa day or something.

It might be, you know, something like that, you know?

Yeah, something like that.

Any ladies in your life?

No, not yet.

No? No, not yet.

What about Sam?

You were talking about Sam from Debates the other day.

Yeah.

Sam dumped him.

Oh, what?

We did, actually.

Congratulations. That's amazing.

Yeah, it was really fun.

Yeah? Yeah. I know. We worked a lot. So, where did you meet

this boy, actually?

I met him at the mall.

Okay. He kind of worked there, so.

Oh, does he? What store is he working?

Well, yeah, it's like my favorite store.

Okay. What store, sweetie?

The corner.

Oh, nice.

So, I mean, I see him every time I go in there, and he's just super cute.

Have you seen him since you were talking with him?

I haven't met him yet. She's only told me what he looks like.

But I'm excited. I want to meet him.

I mean, he's got to be amazing for us to meet.

Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe you should invite him over to your wedding.

Yeah, I should.

I mean, we'll just see how the VR thing goes, you know? Yeah.

I think it'll be fine. Yeah, I think it'll be okay. It'll be all good. Yeah,

mean, you taught me how to do everything, so I learned from the best.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're so lovely.

I mean, I don't know everything, but, I mean, I think if I would agree that I

know a lot of stuff.

Oh, maybe, I don't know, maybe, do you want to go shopping to pick out an

outfit, or should we choose something from your wardrobe?

I don't know. go shopping, but as long as we don't go in that store, because

that would be kind of weird. Yeah, that's fine. Maybe we could choose,

backup wardrobe from home.

Okay. And then we'll still go shopping, but just in case we don't find anything,

because lately the shops have been not very good.

Yeah. Okay.

Maybe I should get some new shoes, too.

Yeah. That are pretty... Um, how tall is he?

I mean, he's, like, way taller than me, honestly. I could wear heels and be

fine. Okay. You'd be alright.

Yeah. But...

I don't think you can wear heels when you go to games. You're right. Oh, my

gosh.

I'm telling you, I'm not a gamer girl.

Yeah. She's not, huh?

She's not. Yeah.

So, I think you should wear, like, a flat, but, like, cute,

like, maybe a handle.

Really cute.

A bigger, cute dress.

Yeah.

Yeah. What about a little polka dot one?

That we bought, like, a couple years back.

I like that one. It's like a little sundress and it's, like, cute but it's

like, tying too high.

I mean, Anthony, what do you think your sister should wear on this date? Yeah.

What would a boy like? I mean, I'm more into gaming and stuff, so the VR side

could be better. So if you're going to do VR... Yeah, but we're not talking

about VR, though. We're talking about what you're going to wear.

I know, but that kind of depends on what you're going to do, right? I mean, you

don't want to wear heels until, like, a gaming day.

Oh, yeah, we covered that already.

Well, then, yeah, I think, I think you should just, I don't know, whatever,

whatever you feel makes you feel, like, confident with me.

Maybe if it's, like, you know, VR, I should do, um, maybe

I should do, like, a cute, like, streetwear set.

Oh, yeah.

You know, like, some cute, maybe. like sweatpants and sneakers.

Oh, yeah, cute. With a tiny top.

Yeah, that could work.

I think that would be like kind of gamer girl.

Yeah, I agree.

I think you should make your hair kind of similar to like what you've got.

That wasn't going by the way. You know,

honey, work is work.

It comes up, it goes, and it comes. Did you get that big loser in you?

Did you close the deal or is it still in the present?

I don't know, something.

I'm almost closing it, so don't worry.

Well, that's so cool.

I haven't worked all night.

I know.

Is it going to end soon?

You're going to be able to come home earlier?

Hopefully.

We'll see what happens.

Well, at least you got to spend some Kool -Aid time together.

Yeah, you know, I just wish it happened more, you know.

We need to carve out family time more. Yeah, I agree.

We should do game night.

Yeah.

Play some games together.

That reminds me though, because you're away so much at the moment, we need to

get the garden sorted.

The grass is getting way too long at the moment.

You say I need to have more responsibility.

Yeah. Whoa, look at him taking responsibility. I know.

Gwen.

I'm so proud of you. I want to be like Dan, you know? He's almost there.

He's got to learn how to do laundry.

That's true, son.

I know.

Well, I would appreciate that. I can show him.

You can show him how to do the gardening? You've never touched a

your fucking life.

What's wrong with that? I mean, I can show him how to do laundry.

Yeah, she can do laundry.

Yeah. Okay.

A little brother -sister moment, you know? Yeah. All right.

Okay, well, thank you.

Yeah, of course. Anything for you, Mom.

Oh, you're so sweet.

Can you guys believe summer's about to start? I mean, we're going to be home

the time now.

Well, maybe you have to plan a family vacation or something like that.

Yeah. Should we go? We should stay closer home.

Let's go camping.

Yeah.

We haven't done that in so long.

Let's go camping.

Yeah. I'd love that.

Yeah. Especially with s'mores.

You know how much I love them?

Because I'm not from here and, you know,

s'mores, I mean.

You were the first person to give me a small, just like a couple of years ago.

Oh, yeah. That was one of our, one of our greatest times. I know,

it was very good.

And we could

go fishing in the lake.

You guys want to go fishing?

Oh, fishing sounds good.

I'll leave that for y 'all.

Oh, a little fishing scene?

I mean, I'll be supportive, but I don't want to smell like fish.

Smell like fish would be good fishing.

If you don't want to go fishing, maybe you could go rock climbing or something.

Yeah.

Just take the blade and shit.

Rock climbing would be fun.

That means you like this kid, okay?

Yeah.

I love you.

Just be yourself.

Thanks, Mommy.

You

guys

think I can

go past curfew for this day?

Oh, hell yeah. Yay!

Whatever's good with you, baby girl, okay?

Yay!

Especially if you really just like this guy.

No, I was telling Mom that I want to have sex with him.

Oh. Yeah, so if that happens, I don't want to be rushed.

Honey, you know, having sex before you get married is kind of wrong.

Really?

Uh -huh.

It's fine to learn how to do all of these fun things with the people that

you're, like, closest to, but he's still a stranger. We haven't met him yet.

I know. I mean, I just really like him.

Well, can't wait to meet him then.

He's a good boy.

Yeah. I just can't wait to meet him.

I will.

You guys know I'm not patient.

Yeah, I know.

What is it about him that you really like?

I don't know. You just have, like, this vibe to him.

Like, um... Is he a bait boy, or is he a... No, he's like,

um... I don't know. Like, he's into fashion, you know? Oh, wow!

Like, he dresses really well.

I told you, dude. He's a new kid, huh?

Yeah, I mean... One of my friends said that he has... big dick energy.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. I've never heard of that term. No, I haven't.

Does that mean that you have big dick energy, maybe?

Maybe, I do. I don't know.

Did they tell you what they meant?

No, they just said, oh, he has big dick energy. I don't know.

Interesting. Yeah.

I mean, I trust my friends and what they think, and they seem to like him, but,

you know.

I don't know.

Some of your experience with this stuff.

You know? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

As in my first boyfriend.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, I can tell you about that.

Yeah.

Gosh,

I have to try and remember it even. It was so long ago.

Look.

I moved, bro.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

He sounds

dreamy. Uh -huh.

And then what'd you do?

I didn't like me.

I had to sneak out a lot.

Oh, okay.

Yes, you can.

Okay.

Just be careful, sweetheart.

Okay.

And then, I mean, I don't know.

Did it work out?

At least for a little bit. I mean, you know.

Oh,

for a little bit?

No, we did it for five years.

The important thing to remember, though, sweetheart, is your first love is not

necessarily a true love.

Exactly. You know?

Mm -hmm. So you might meet this boy, and you might feel like he's the one now,

and it's okay if it doesn't last like it didn't last with him.

Mm -hmm.

All right, baby?

Mm -hmm. You don't need to get too heartbroken over it. It doesn't last.

Mm -hmm. I mean, stepdad is always here to help you recover from a breakup. Oh,

yes. I know. You know?

What I always said I'd do whenever I became a parent, that's what I'm doing.

Yeah. You take such good care of them. You make sure all they need's a mat.

a great dad.

He is a great dad.

I appreciate that.

We're going to have to find something for you to do the day that she goes on

this date because I feel like you're going to have a hard time.

I don't know.

What is she wanting to do lately?

I mean...

Kind of considering maybe like going into like art or something.

Doing? Like art. Oh, yeah, okay.

I read a debate, so I mean, after debate, I was like, oh.

It's something that I have to use less words and more, you know, like think of

your imagination.

Yeah, are you thinking, like painting, are you thinking?

What are you thinking?

What are you thinking? I don't know.

I mean, digital art's pretty cool. You know, it's kind of in right now, right?

Yeah.

My God, and there's so many different things that he could do with that.

Oh, yeah, especially now with AI coming about.

It's very useful.

Yeah,

I'm sure we could scrounge some money together for you to go into a course.

really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, that'd be awesome.

That'd actually be cool.

Of course, anything for you.

Amazing. You guys are wonderful.

No, we didn't.

You know, it's going to give you the best chance at life.

Although, we want you to leave home one day, eventually.

Not yet, but... We want you to be able to stand on your own two feet.

Yeah, and when you do lie on your own two feet, you want to make sure you

already have your feet cemented before you do, okay? Exactly. Oh, no.

Maybe that means that we can make you make something else.

Yeah.

Yeah, I can do that.

That'd be pretty cool. I went to look at some the other day and it was just

ridiculous.

How's spending $5 ,000 on painting?

Inflation is everywhere these days, huh? I know, it's ridiculous.

We've got our own little artist here.

I don't know yet.

I feel like I have a lot of faith in you. I think you can do it. And maybe

you'll be able to, I don't know, make some extra money on the side.

Hopefully.

I don't know if I'm going to make you guys a dinner tomorrow.

Does anyone have any requests?

I don't know, meatloaf or something like that?

Meatloaf? You never want meatloaf. I haven't had meatloaf in a while.

Talking to my head. You can try.

Yeah?

You don't have everything for it, but if you can go to the shop when you finish

work tomorrow, you can definitely make one.

Maybe I will bake the cake.

Ooh. Mmm.

That sounds good. Yeah? Do you like the little sweet food kind of? Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah. Okay.

Can you pick up some rolls from the store?

You have to. I really want rolls. Rolls? Yeah.

Is there anything that you need to help?

I don't know.

Maybe some, like, cereal or something.

Cereal? Yeah.

I'm going to make you, like, a list with some cleaning products and stuff, babe.

Whatever you put down, everything you need on the list, and I'll go and get it

for you. Okay.

Cool.

Hmm.

I love you.

You need me enough.

You should help. You should help me tomorrow.

Yeah? Yeah. I would love to help.

No, no, you need a lamp.

Hmm, okay.

You want to learn how to make my famous carrot cake?

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're going to be great.

What?

This is a reaction from all of you guys.

I know. I'm so good.

That would be perfect. And then, you know, later down the road, a couple

I can make your carrot cake and impress everyone with it.

I don't know if it's that good. I feel like you guys just have to ham it up.

It's delicious.

Maybe we should get some ice cream, too.

Yeah, some ice cream. Maybe I'll get some, like, chocolate chip cookies we

put in there. Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe we can make some ice cream sandwiches, also.

Ooh, yes.

Yeah,

you did say you'd take me to the ice cream store after my math homework.

I did. Wait, what?

I didn't say that.

Hey. What is this?

She's doing such a good job. I'm so surprised to be doing this again,

sweetheart. I know. She's doing such a good job with her math homework. I just

want through work.

Well, I mean, I should be rewarded, too. Yeah, exactly.

For doing a good job with mine.

Okay.

Why don't we go back in here?

Yeah, we can go outside.

Okay.

That's a good idea.

Why don't we start getting ready to go out there? Yeah.

Okay.

I think I might sprinkle it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Not much.

Ouch. All right.

Do it.