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And I smile just to hide my pain.

All this world can be alone with me.

When I don't have your love.

Okay.

All right, class. Your assignment is on the board.

Please don't forget to turn in your journals before the bell rings.

Late. Late.

Evan, please take your seat.

Evan.

All right, Ev.

Give me a play -by -play.

Dude, you know what happened. Taylor's written probably three blogs by now.

Come on, man. I got to hear this from you.

What happened to you and Taylor after Disney?

Nothing. Nothing.

Actually, I'm talking to Dan. Now.

What's going on?

Come on, Evan. You can't just walk out of my class like that.

I was having fun with my friends, and I didn't want to be unfair and take up too

much of your time.

Don't do this.

You know what I mean.

What exactly do you mean, Ms. Willis?

What's wrong with me?

You coordinate all the senior activities.

You spend three hours a week alone with Blake Thompson.

You even tutor Drew Waters for six weeks. What do you want from me?

What's the problem with me?

Fine. I don't trust myself around you.

And the fact that you're angry with me because I'm taking precautions not to

worsen the situation.

I'm not mad at you.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

El, what's up, man?

Yeah, what's up?

Hey, we're about to go to the taco truck. You coming?

Nah, I got homework.

Since when do you do homework?

Nothing, man. I'll catch you later. Whatever.

Hey, Kendall, let's get some tacos.

Do you hear me? I hear you.

You want Sam.

You want Sam.

I want Sam.

You trying to kick me out of class?

What else can I do? You won't take no for an answer.

Because I know you don't mean it. But I do.

No, you don't.

What do you want from me, Evan?

You want me to quit?

Lose my job?

Go to jail? No. Then what?

You.

Evan, that's never going to happen.

You understand me?

Never.

Look, I need this class to graduate, so I'm not being transferred.

Give David my homework. I'll get it back to you, Ms. Willis.

Yeah.

Hey, Evan.

Varsity isn't the only one who's in the score tonight.

Yeah.

Taylor, may I have a word alone with Evan, please?

Sure, Miss Willis.

I'll go warm up the back seat.

Are you enjoying the game?

I will when it's over.

Look, I know you're upset with me, but I need to talk to you. Oh, yeah, by the

way, I gave David my assignments, which I'm sure he probably copied them. But,

uh, yeah, I still turned them in.

You have eight unexcused absences in my class. Yeah, well, I haven't been

feeling too well.

I went by the attendance office. Funny thing, the only class you're missing is

mine. That surprises you?

Yeah, it surprises me.

I know you needed a break from me, but it's been two weeks.

I don't think I'm coming back to class.

Evan, this isn't a game.

Isn't it?

No.

Be back in class Monday or I will fail you. Okay, so first you break my heart

and now you want to fail me. Your heart didn't look broken five minutes ago.

You know what? I don't get you. Weren't you the one who tried to drop me?

I wasn't thinking. I was confused.

But this is what you wanted, right?

Me away from you?

Keep your voice down.

I want you to graduate.

Yeah, well, we can't always get what we want. I learned that lesson from you,

remember? That's not fair.

Fair? You want to talk about fair?

I can't get over you in a week.

Don't say things like that. You're acting... You're acting... Like I love

I do.

It's way past a crush now, Alicia.

Evan, you don't know me.

Other than the fact that I teach your second period class, you know nothing

about me.

Well, let me get to know you.

Get to know me.

Roll me in.

Friends 101. Listen to yourself.

And maybe I'll come back to class. Maybe you'll come back to class?

Evan, hurry up!

Looks like you have enough friends, Evan. I mean it.

Be back in my class Monday.

I feel you.

Miss Willis.

Hi, Evan.

David.

This is Sam.

Hey. Yeah, good to meet you too.

Not too much. Just another Saturday morning with nothing to do.

Yeah, had a good old day. Remember the last time I woke up with nothing to do.

Enjoying it, man.

Hey, Sam.

Why don't I go in and take the order before the line gets too long?

Yeah. Nice meeting you guys.

Yeah, nice meeting you.

Big as his head is, I'm surprised he doesn't remember everything.

You nervous?

A little bit. What if nobody shows up?

Just a garage sale. If you don't sell today, sell it tomorrow.

But I won't have time tomorrow.

What are you going to get?

I'm not hungry.

I'll just have a coffee.

Can I help you?

Yeah. Two coffees light and sweet.

Small, medium, or large?

Medium.

Here you go. I'll have the other one in a minute.

This is Sam. Thanks, sweetie.

When? Can we get off?

Where? Where's Archer?

Excuse me, sweetie.

I just came by to say that I'm sorry for how I've been acting lately, and I

promise I won't cut your class again.

What brought on this change of heart?

My diploma.

Well, I'm glad you realize what's important.

I did, and I shouldn't have acted like that.

You're just doing the right thing.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Sorry, sir. You have to go and do it.

But, Sam, what about my garage sale? You can't go.

Everything's ready to go. But inside the house are the big boxes. I can't lift

all that by myself.

We'll just do it tomorrow.

I won't have time tomorrow. Wait a second. I can help out.

No, Evan. Yeah, just some boxes. If you can help you, I'll come by and check

with you later, okay?

Sam, Mr. Sickles could do something you and I do together.

I'm sorry. What am I supposed to do? Say no?

I want to correct, I do what you need to say.

Yeah, but what am I supposed to do and tell her? Seriously, listen, honestly,

guys, it's not a big deal. I can do it. I'm not doing anything anyway. It's not

a problem.

Thanks, kid.

She should be cool if I don't get bit.

Grab her a pen and paper for a direction.

Oh, sure.

Um, can I get a pen and paper, please?

You found the place all right?

Yeah, Sam gave me really good directions to keep me dreamy or not.

I'm sorry you got caught up into this. You can leave me if you want. No, I'm

already here. I want to help.

Evan. Stop fighting me on this. I want to help.

How much do you need me to pay?

Okay.

Follow me.

Don't lose your day job.

We've

been

out here for two hours and not one customer.

I know, it's starting to get depressing.

Would have been if I was out here by myself.

That's true, but SuperEv saves the day again.

You forgot your cape and your tights, Superman.

Shh, I'm in disguise today.

Whatever.

Man, it is hot out here.

You want some water?

Yeah, yeah, water would be great.

Thanks.

How are you?

Do you have a price tag on you?

He's adorable.

He has a price tag, but it's for me.

It's for me.

I'm just trying to find out how much he is.

Well, you can't because I've already asked him. Hi, Ms.

Doris. Yes.

May I help you?

No, you may not because I need him to help me.

But you can get me an iced tea.

Just run along.

Sweetie, can I have one of those waters?

Thank you.

I'd take an iced tea, too.

I'll wait for him to wait on it. I don't, actually. You don't? Thank you.

I'm still in high school, too.

Ah, that's it. We've told everything.

We?

Hey, there's no I in the word team. And just because I scored all the points, we

still won the game.

Thanks for that pep talk, coach.

Anytime.

Did you mean what you said before?

About what?

That line.

Friends 101?

Yeah.

How?

Just talk to me.

Let me get to know you.

What do you want to know?

Um, what's your favorite color?

Of all the questions I imagine you're asking me outside of school, that never

crossed my mind. So you do think of me outside of school. Be nice.

Okay, seriously.

What's your favorite color?

I like pink.

Sometimes white.

Okay. When's your birthday?

April 16th. What year?

I'm 23. Seven.

Six. Yes.

23 from 17 to six.

Actually. I'll be 18 in six months.

Another question.

You're young.

You're hot.

Why in the hell are you a teacher?

Well, I always liked school.

And high school were some of the best years of my life. And I really never saw

myself doing anything else.

I don't know how you do it. I can't wait to get out of school.

Well, what are you going to do after you graduate?

If I graduate.

What do you mean, if you graduate? Well, yeah, my teacher tells me a couple days

ago that she's going to flunk me out of my class, so I don't... Yeah, let me

know how that works out for you.

I don't know.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

Well, what about college?

I don't think that's wrong.

I think you should go visit a few, and it's not all about books, you know.

What's it about?

Independent.

Fraternity.

Girl. Girls, girls, girls, girls. Right now I'm not into girls.

I'm trying to focus on my study.

Bullshit.

What? What about Ms. Lardell?

Taylor?

Yeah, Taylor. She's your girlfriend, right?

Taylor's not my girlfriend.

So you're always cuddled up with someone who's not your girlfriend?

She's just a friend.

Oh, I get it.

So tonight you tell me she's just your friend, but tomorrow you tell her she's

your girlfriend?

No, I'm not that guy. I would never lie to you.

You lied to me yesterday.

Well, you know what I mean.

I wouldn't seriously lie to you. I only lie to you when you know I'm lying, so

technically it's not a lie because we both knew it wasn't true.

Oh, so you just think you can talk yourself out of anything, don't you?

I'm not with Taylor.

I'm not with anybody else.

I wouldn't lie to you like that.

How many girls have you been with?

Oh, man, I played that truth card way too early.

Come on.

How many?

I've had fun a couple times.

But I've never been in love.

Have you?

In

certainty.

Anxiousness and goosebumps.

It can feel good but hurt at the same time.

It's absolutely beautiful.

Hey, Sam.

No, no. Everything's done now.

Yeah.

I don't know, Sam.

Whatever. Fine.

Everything okay?

I should go.

You suck.

You just walk up to me and tell me I suck. Do you need my glasses?

No, I don't need your glasses.

Here? Yeah, I can hit one. I can make it.

Okay.

This is so simple in caveman.

Oh, so you're a caveman now, huh? No.

No, you got a lot of tickets.

This is hilarious.

Don't try so hard.

Just go with it, you know? Relax.

All right.

You can do better than that. Come on, try again.

Okay.

Oh, come on. It's not that simple.

Oh,

Evan, I don't want you spending money. No, it's okay. I want to lose.

Let me teach you for a second.

That easy.

It wasn't that easy.

Well, you just have a better technique, that's all.

That's so fair.

No, it's easy.

He's just grabbing the ball, pushing it up.

Okay, let me try.

Okay.

Michael Jordan's, right?

Okay, okay, tongue's running out.

Need some help here. Come on, you gotta back me up. Here we go.

Four, three, two, one.

Good. Good job.

Not too bad.

Sorry.

Mmm,

that smells so good.

What? I don't know what it is, but it smells incredible.

Well, why don't we just go and taste everything and find out what it is?

Yeah, we can go on a sampling tour and try everything.

Hey, I know half the people that work at this food booth.

Oh, yeah.

I forgot.

What?

Nothing. I'm sure you want to go hang out with your friends.

I can stash Iggy somewhere until it's time to go. See that, Iggy? She's

trying to ditch you. It's only been five minutes.

No.

You should go hang out with your friends.

What if I don't want to?

Hey, what's up, man?

Oh, hey, what's up?

What's up?

I'll hang with you later.

Hi, David.

Uh, I'm just going to help her out with a couple things. She's in her car.

Oh, it's okay, Evan. I can handle it myself.

So, Taylor's looking for you.

Her seat is on fire tonight.

I'll be with you right after I do this, okay?

She can take care of the Jekyll thing.

Come on.

Dave.

Why did you do that, Evan?

What?

I'm your teacher.

I'm sure you want to go have fun with your friends. I'm not with Taylor

Well, that's none of my business.

Go have fun with your friends.

Wait up, Dave.

Hey, Dave. What's up, Taylor?

All right, Iggy.

It's you and me.

Oh, hey.

I got that.

There you go.

What do you want these?

What are you doing here?

It's barely six o 'clock.

I don't know.

I didn't even realize it was so early until I got here and there's no cars in

the parking lot.

I woke up with this urge, this, uh... I don't know, I had to be here.

See you.

I know I should have stayed away, but I can't.

And you don't have to say the same thing to me, because I can feel it.

When I'm with you, it's hard for me to breathe.

I just feel like I'm, like I'm drowning.

Hey, Dave.

Oh, hey, Taylor.

Taco?

Oh, no.

It's only 7 o 'clock.

I've got milk.

Gross. Whatever. Where's Evan?

Like you said, it's 7 o 'clock.

Evan doesn't get here until after first period.

Okay. Well, his car has been here since 6.

No, not Evan's car.

Uh, yes, Evan's car. I parked right next to him. I have amputation.

Why would he be here so early?

Will you tell them I'm looking for him? All right.

Dude,

you got to stop eating those tacos.

Al, what's up, man?

Where have you been?

Nowhere. What you got here?

Yeah. I hear you just pulled up.

I did? What do you mean?

If you just pulled up, never mind.

Forget it.

Oh, Taylor?

Yeah.

Taylor's looking for you anyway.

I'm sure.

Mom's coming up, so she probably wants to bait you in.

Ooh.

There you are.

Hi.

What's up?

What's wrong with you? Nothing.

I'm not feeling too well.

Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

He's been in his office all morning. Give him some air.

Give him some air, all right?

Ew.

What happened?

Yeah, you owe me one.

You came after me.

I had to make sure you're okay.

Are you?

Other than the fact that I committed a felony.

You did nothing wrong.

I'm a teacher, and you're my student, and I'm an adult, and you're a minor.

Minors are five -year -olds in the playground eating sand.

I'm six months shy from 18.

Look at me.

We are two adults.

You don't get it.

Do you regret what happened?

simple as yes or no.

Fine. Tell me you didn't want to.

Tell me you still don't want to.

I like being around you and I like being with you.

I seem to have no control when I'm around you.

What's wrong with me?

Nothing's wrong with you.

You're perfect.

Is this what you really want?

Alicia, this is all I ever wanted.

Is it worth waiting for?

Absolutely.

I mean now.

Is it worth waiting for now?

Waiting?

Today.

In the halls, people whispering, wondering if they knew.

I can't handle it. No one will ever find out about us, I promise.

And you can't promise that.

I think that until you turn 18, that we should

just be platonic.

Platonic.

I don't like the sound of that word.

We can still be together, but just with a different set of rules.

There's not going to be any rules.

I feel the same way too.

It's you and me.

No rules.

What?

You know what I want? What do you want?

I want you to go to school.

The only reason why I come to school is to see you.

To see me, really?

Yes, really.

What about your friend?

Or an education?

Or, I don't know, diploma?

No.

I mean, we just see you.

You're impossible. What?

Get out your book.

Mm -mm. Mm -mm.

Wait a second. I know where you're going with this, and I cannot.

You have a quiz next week.

So let's go through chapters 12 through 15.

Be serious.

Don't be sad.

Sure.

I'll make it fun.

Fun? Fun!

Um, I take your class.

My class is fun.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I like looking at you in class and everything,

to be honest, your class is pretty... dull.

Shut up! My class is not dull.

Prove me wrong.

Did you read the story from last week?

Yes, Miss Willis.

What was the name of the story?

The Crucible.

Ding, ding. You got it right.

Oh.

So in the spirit of fun, for each question you answer correctly, I'll take

piece of clothing.

All right.

The three correct answers remove my skirt, bra, and panties. Wow.

But. For each answer you get wrong, I will add an additional piece of

All right, so the rules are kind of like strip -go -fish.

You play strip -go -fish?

Who has it?

Me.

All right, ask me a question. Anything, anything. What's the capital of New

York? New York. What's the capital of Brazil? Brasilia.

What's the capital of... I got this. Come on, bring it on. Whatever. I don't

care what it is. Bring it on.

Excuse me.

I know you, right?

No. You at a cafe?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Miss Willis.

Yes. I'm here to see her now. Do you know where her class is at?

Yeah.

118. It's down the hallway on the right.

Thanks.

Oh, hey.

She's not here.

Why? What happened?

I don't know. She got sick or something.

You should probably go check on her.

Yeah. Thanks.

No problem.

Neglect. Negligee.

Negligent.

You ready for the next question?

You know what?

This is frustrating. I can't concentrate.

I still have some boots I can put on.

Where are you going?

The library.

Where's the library?

Behind the building the taco truck parks in front of. Right.

Bye.

Okay.

Quiet down, everyone.

As you all know, we have a quiz on Monday.

Yeah, I'm excited too, but try to hold your excitement until the end of class.

So what we're going to do now is go over some of the questions that will be on

the quiz.

That way you guys will have a good shot at passing, right?

Right? Yeah.

All right. Everybody turn your books to Chapter 12.

And to make it fun, I brought sugar.

All right.

Let's start with number one.

The Crucible.

Who here can name the playwright of The Crucible? The Crucible.

Shakespeare.

And I like my M &M's plain.

You're going to have to wait till lunch.

Sorry, wrong answer.

Nice try, though.

Really, really good try.

Okay. Anyone else? Anybody help him out?

Evan.

Arthur Miller.

Correct. Arthur Miller wrote The Crucible in 1953 to warn against mass

and to plead against tolerance and freedom.

First person with sugar here.

All right.

Number two. Can anyone here tell me where The Crucible took place?

David?

North America.

Narrow it down just a little bit.

Okay,

anybody else? Can you help him out?

Yes, Evan.

Wow,

twice in one grading period.

Yes. It happened in Salem, Massachusetts in 1692.

Miller actually visited Salem to do research for the play.

Come on, guys. These are the easy questions.

All right, look.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to give you guys the rest of the period to study, okay?

And that way you guys will have a good chance at passing, right?

But quietly.

Quietly.

This quiz will play a major part in your final grade.

All right? Let's get cracking.

Just to hide my face All this world can be a

lonely place When I don't have your love

I thought we talked about not being careless.

I was being careful.

You can't leave notes on my car. What if someone saw you?

Sorry, but how else was I supposed to surprise you?

Oh, my God. It's amazing.

You like it? I love it. It's beautiful.

It looks delicious.

Go ahead. Try it.

Aren't you going to have any?

I can't. I'm allergic.

Seriously? Yeah.

Apparently I'm allergic to the gluten, which is a key ingredient. My mom used

try to make it for me when I was a kid, and it tasted like a sponge.

Poor thing.

I'm sorry.

So, what's with the whole cake setup today?

It was romantic.

Really?

Okay, well, I saw it in a movie once, and I don't know, I thought it'd be kind

of sexy.

How'd you find this place?

I googled it.

And what'd you type? Not so hot spots outside the city?

I didn't want to take a chance of running into anyone we knew. So, is this

date, Ms. Willis?

Is it obvious?

What?

Well, this is why there's nobody here.

It's okay. I've had worse.

Where?

So, are you ready for your senior trip?

Oh, yeah, for sure.

You think it's going to be suspicious if we bunk up together?

I'm not going.

You have a senior homeroom.

You're kind of an honorary chaperone.

I got out of it.

Why? I know what happens on class trips.

Yeah, and we'll have a good time together.

You know that was never an option for us. We have to be careful.

Yeah, I know. Just go.

I won't try anything, I promise.

Do you trust me? Of course I do.

Well?

I'm not going for my own selfish reasons.

Tell me.

I don't want to be a jealous schoolgirl again.

What are you talking about?

You're a popular guy, Evan.

So are other people.

I have most of the varsity cheerleaders in my homeroom class.

I hear the things they talk about.

What, pom -poms and... I'm serious.

Half the girls in school have a crush on you. Not to mention Taylor Lardell.

Wait a second.

That's what this is about?

You're jealous of Taylor?

I'm not jealous.

Okay. Maybe I'm a little jealous.

Alicia, you have nothing to be jealous about.

Like I told you before, I'm not that type of guy.

I would never hurt you.

I believe you, but...

I don't want to put myself in that situation.

I'm not going.

Well, then neither am I.

Don't be silly.

It's only a couple of days.

Will you miss me?

You know I will.

Sam. Don't answer it.

Hey.

No. I'm sorry.

Do you love him?

Sam, do you love him? I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe?

I'm not sure, Evan. What do you want me to say?

I want you to say you're going to stop seeing him. I can't. It's too soon. Too

soon for what?

I've been with him for over a year.

So that makes me your little hobby you play with after school, right? Don't be

that way.

I know it's far -fetched, but, you know, I just thought that you want to be with

me.

I do want to be with you.

Not behind closed doors and not at abandoned restaurants.

Evan.

I thought that maybe after I graduated, I don't know, we could go to a Cougars

game together or go to the mall and let me have my arm around you. I look

forward to that day.

With Sam.

Look, I know this is hard for you, but try to understand where I'm coming from.

This is not easy for me.

Sneaking around, cheating, lying.

I'm risking everything to be with you.

I can't stand to think of you guys together I haven't been with him in that

since I started seeing you It's real with you

I can't believe...

My fellow -

Hey, Taylor, um, you think maybe you can sit over there?

I don't used to be a morning person either. I'll sit here and keep you

No, Taylor, seriously, can you just sit over there?

Rubble?

What's up with Evan? He's acting weird.

I don't know. A week now.

Well, you're his friend.

I have a theory.

Well, share it.

No, no, no, no.

It's way too dangerous to be rumored right now.

I've got to test it first.

Well, how do you plan on doing that?

Why, with your help, of course.

Taco.

turn this buck around.

Hate being here.

Just as much as you hate me being here.

Since Ms. Willis decided she wanted to call in, ruin my one weekend, I get away

from my kids.

I might as well ruin yours too.

For those of you that don't know me, your name is Hickey.

And I'll be your chaperone for your future.

You!

Damn,

what happened to Miss Willis?

I hate her.

This was Humpty Dumpty and ruined our class trip.

Hurry up!

Hot out here.

Can you please tell them that? Yeah, yeah.

Bathroom? Yeah.

Hey, restroom.

One minute. Oh, thank God.

What about my sister, man?

Man, what about your sister?

They were twins, man. She had the same womb.

What are y 'all doing?

Restroom. Two minutes, okay?

I'm coming too.

What are you doing?

Dick is on a cigarette break. We gotta go now.

Fine, let's go.

So what are we going to do about it?

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Wait, wait.

And all the king's horses and all, right? No.

It's over.

Whatever, man.

I think you took your tacos.

I think you took my tacos. I think you took your tacos.

Nobody takes my tacos.

She's going to get hers.

You know, she's going to put it down on the stairs.

Right down there.

Nothing. We know how Miss Hickey's going to fall.

Oh.

Oh, so necessary.

I know, man. Listen up, man, all right? It's our senior trip, okay? We're

supposed to do things like this? Exactly.

Remember last year when they locked Mr. Adler in that closet and he missed his

flight home?

Yeah, but he didn't get hurt, so... Yes, he did. His wife left him. She thought

it was cheating.

Man, look, bro, we're just trying to have a good time and relax.

So you in or what?

Come on, man.

Come on.

Come on.

All right, all right, I'm in, I'm in.

That's what I'm talking about. Oh, nah, what's up?

Oh, my God, Sam.

What's going on here?

Okay, thanks so much for the surprise, baby.

Sam.

I didn't think you were going to propose. I just... It's beautiful, isn't

Marry me, Alicia.

You can.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

Wow.

You know, you've just been acting so distant for weeks.

I thought it was me.

I go out of my way and I set this all up.

I proposed to you. This is what you wanted, right?

Marriage? It's not you, Sam. It's me. I'm not ready.

Is there someone else?

Is there?

Someone else.

Yes.

Damn it, Alicia!

Haven't I been good to you?

Darby Sam, huh?

Wait,

no.

It's him, isn't it?

Who is this?

I can hear you breathing, you son of a bitch.

Don't call anymore.

She just got engaged.

Hang up, Sam.

I cannot believe she broke her hip.

Yeah, we barely even pushed her.

Nobody ever listens to me. I told you we could never put Humpty Dumpty back

together again.

Hey, Keylon.

What? Shut up.

You got Reggie Jams up in here.

Look, baby.

You got Frank White up in here.

And it's so dangerous.

Her lips, her eyes, those hips, those eyes. She's got me so

hypnotized. I heard it from those other guys.

She's full of fame and full of lies. But I don't think that they're for real.

Because when she looks at me, I feel she's so dangerous.

sit in this quarter all night.

I thought I was standing up against the wall.

Come on, Evan, dance with me.

Alright.

What am I doing?

How about I help you back to your room?

What's up, Reggie?

Hey, this girl right here, man.

She is so, so bad, dog.

But I've gleaned that drama. Black president like my name Obama.

Damn it, man, we ballin'. This rap game, I'm hoggin'. These country boys, it's

all in. You dangerous.

What's your name again?

What's your name again? You remind me of my pinkie chain. You remind me of my

pinky ring.

You remind me of my brand new biz. First off, the lights in all them things.

You remind me of my pinky dream.

Strawberries that were green. You remind me of a supermodel straight from a

magazine. You can take my heart.

Hey, wake up.

What time is it?

Why'd you let me hook up with Taylor last night?

What kind of question is that?

Obviously, I was wasted, man.

Dude, you were all over Taylor last night, man.

That was all you.

Dude, I don't remember.

Are you serious?

How do you not remember hooking up with Taylor Lardell?

David, it's...

It was all a blank, man.

What?

I don't know. Help me out here. What do I do?

Kick her out.

I'm sure it's not the first time some guy didn't remember sleeping with her.

Hey, Taylor.

Don't worry.

I'm leaving.

No, you don't have to leave. It's fine.

Save it, Evan. I know what you and your friends think of me.

What's that?

Oh, you know, I'm just some slut that will mess around with whoever and

whatever. I never said that.

Really? You didn't have to.

It's all over your face.

This is my hangover face.

Whatever.

Listen, I'm sorry, okay? I was really, really, really drunk last night, and I

don't even remember how I got here.

You asked me to your room!

The same way that you asked me to take my clothes off!

I don't remember.

Look, if you're gonna play the drunk card, do me a favor.

Don't tell anybody about this. Because I have feelings, too.

Taylor...

Evan and Taylor at the resort.

Settle down, everyone. I know you're still excited about your senior trips,

let's save the gossip and sell your lunch periods.

Looks like everyone's here except for two.

Has anyone seen Evan or Taylor?

They're probably resting up after that wild night at the resort.

Is everything all right, Ms. Willis?

I'm sure.

Let's get started on our assignments.

Good morning, Miss Willis. Taylor.

Just sleep with Taylor.

Why do you care?

Answer the question. Maybe I did.

You know what? Maybe I got engaged to you. I was thinking that we could have a

double wedding. What do you think about that?

Evan, we need to talk.

Oh, next time?

Oh, your boy.

What's up, guys?

Lunch is served.

Are you 8 or 18?

What is that?

You're never too old to collect money.

It's a gift that keeps giving. Plus, I got lunch. Here you go.

I can't believe you're not going to have that party.

I'm a grown man. I don't need a party.

Your mom would let you.

Right.

It was either party or the prom.

Whatever.

Speaking of prom.

Hey, guys.

Hey. What's up?

Hey, Evan.

Can I talk to you?

Yeah.

What's going on?

not to talk about it. What?

But... What?

Senior trip.

I remember.

I was pretty drunk, too.

So it's how you know that.

I know.

I also know you didn't want to use a condom.

Taylor, what are you saying?

Taylor, that was two months ago.

I know, but I didn't want to say anything until I was for sure.

No, no, no, no, no.

The resort was way too long. I know you've been seeing other people. I

been with anybody since you. I didn't mean it like that. Yes, you did.

Have you decided what to do?

I don't know.

That's why I wanted to talk.

I was hoping we could maybe make this decision together.

Whatever you want to do.

The truth is, a baby would really mess everything up for me right now.

But when you think about being a mom, it sounds so bad, you know?

I feel like a baby would be the best part of me.

Of us.

Evan, say something.

What do you want me to say?

I want to have this baby, Evan.

before I was even born.

I know what that's like.

I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

Just think about it, okay, Ev?

How you feeling? You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Let me grab some punch.

Dave? Sound good?

So tell me, is it a boy or a girl? I'm gonna tell him.

Don't be stupid.

What am I supposed to do?

Six months later when no baby pops out?

You don't think he's not going to notice?

Miscarriages happen all the time.

Whatever, David.

I'm going to tell him the truth.

And what do you think is going to happen?

I don't know.

Please, be serious.

He'll dump you faster than he fell asleep on top of you.

I don't even know how you two became friends.

Evan's at least a decent guy.

You're just ass.

Hey, you.

Oh, my gosh. This is so good.

Yeah, I can tell.

No, really. You have to try this. No, no, no. I'm allergic to cake.

To cake?

Really? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, really.

Wow, your childhood must have sucked.

Pretty much.

Hopefully, the baby doesn't inherit my cake -free life.

Evan, I need to tell you something.

Go ahead. What's wrong?

How about we dance first?

Okay. Let's dance.

Hey, this is nice, right?

Yeah, it is.

I said I'd try.

This is too soon.

Everything all right, Ms. Willis?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing in here, dude?

I just wanted to make sure you're okay.

I'm fine. I'm fine. I just kind of ran off.

I'm fine. What are you doing?

Don't tell anybody.

What do you mean you won't tell anybody?

Evan told me everything.

I can keep a secret too.

Evan didn't tell you anything.

Come on.

About you and him?

Evan told you nothing.

You're right.

He's too busy knocking up Taylor Lardell.

Figured this one out all along.

Or what?

Are you going to scream?

Huh?

Go ahead.

Go! Yeah.

Don't. Either we... Don't. Either we do this, or I tell my cop friends outside.

My friends.

Evan,

wait. I have to tell you something.

You do!

Alicia!

What the hell did you do?

What the hell, Evan?

You did this. You set me up. Taylor was never pregnant and you could do this to

Alicia?

I loved her, man.

You hear that?

The cops are coming. You tell them one more and I swear to God I'll have her

thrown in jail for the rest of her life.

I'll never believe you. I'll tell them everything I know.

Even how she came on to me tonight.

Hey, what the hell's going on in here?

Oh, good times. I love it.

Look at all these people. Uncle Barney.

Who's that?

It must be little Jonah, huh?

Yes. What a cute kid.

Hey, little Jonah, how you doing?

I love kids.

Amazing.

Are you getting any ideas?

Yeah, I'm taking mental notes right now.

Make sure you jot them all down. I want an enormous wedding.

Definitely. I want the entire world to win for us.

There's my cousin. Let's go say hi.

Okay. All right. I'll meet you there.

Alicia. Evan.

Wow. Yeah.

Evan.

Wow. It's really good to see you.

Yeah, um, you want to go somewhere quiet and tight?

Yeah. Okay. I like that.

Hey, do you want some cake?

You sure?

It's really good.

I'm allergic.

To cake?

Like strawberries.

Wow.

It's really good to see you.

You look older.

More mature.

It's a good look for you.

Thank you.

And you look beautiful.

Just like I remember.

Thank you.

So how are you?

Honestly, I'm okay.

What about you? I heard you went to college upstate.

Yeah.

I graduated. Can you believe it?

I got a degree.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

And you must be teaching and... No. I had some money saved

up.

Phil and...

Still kind of taking a break from all that.

Listen, you're a great teacher.

Probably the best. I hope you don't doubt yourself just because of my

You know, as much as I loved high school, I hated it.

all the same, and being there made me realize

that.

I wish things could have been different.

I'm sorry.

Let's let the past stay the past.

Okay.

You're glowing.

Who is she?

Her name's Elodie.

Is it serious?

Yeah.

We're gonna be doing this.

Pretty soon.

Oh, hey.

Wow.

Congratulations.

We don't have a date set yet, but... Why don't we do...

It'll be the greatest day of my life.

I'm happy for you.

I mean it.

Anyone special in your life?

His name is Kevin.

You love him?

With all my heart.

Makes you happy.

Well, that's that.

Listen, I'm really happy for you.

What's this? You didn't bring me any? The strangest thing happened.

What's that?

I ran into a kid. He has a cake allergy.

You're kidding me. Where?

A little boy. He stole one of my strawberries and ran.

Really? Like this?

Yeah,

you're not getting this done.

Kevin?

You ready to go home, honey?

Yes, mommy.

Thank you.

sunshine when it rains all day and I smile

just to hide my face all this world