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Thank you.

back off again.

Sorry. Yeah.

Me put it on? Yeah.

Yeah.

Can I fall on top of him?

Can we kiss each other?

You guys are good? Yeah. Yeah?

Tired? Yeah.

Faith burned?

A little bit, yeah. All right. Good. All
right. Relax.

Who needs clothes?

That was awesome. That was awesome.

Yeah, it looks nice, guys.

You need me?

Yeah.

Okay.

Good.

Can I just leave that in here?

Is that, is that all we're doing, or?

Um, well, I'm going to unload this stuff
and take a look at it, and then. I'm

screwed.

What?

It's okay, it wasn't, like, hard when
she just went on that.

Yeah, it looked good.

It did? Yeah. All right. It's just,
like, a super quick lookup. All I can do

just lay my hand on it.

Okay. You know what I mean?

Good?

Alright,

I'm gonna go unload stuff.

You okay?

Yeah?

There was a second where you seemed...
Not okay. Not okay.

I think I was surprised by how... You
know, I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I felt businesslike, but it's not
businesslike, what we're doing.

Mm -hmm.

So... I mean, I think it was good.

It looks good. Oh, good. Yeah. Okay,
good.

Yeah. All right. He's so nice.

Mm -hmm. It's just, like, strange.

Like, I mean, I think it would have been
easier if it was, like, more intimate.

But it being such a, like,

fast and furious. Yeah.

Because that stuff, that's actually, I
don't even necessarily make out like

even when I am really into someone.

Sometimes it's like rough, or it feels
like not organic.

And so, it felt especially filled doing
it this way.

But, interesting experience.

Have you ever been in a tuxedo? Mm -hmm.

How did it feel?

Oh, I don't know. It varies from
feeling.

Super stressful. It depends on if I'm
directing or not. If I'm in somebody

else's movie, then I can usually be a
little bit

more present, at least, and just sort of
conscious of what's going on. If I'm

doing my own stuff, I'm just really
aware of the camera and audio and stuff,

it's way more stressful. My brain's at
least divided in different places that

aren't necessarily focused on.

Just acting and stuff?

Yeah.

Really?

In what categories?

Well, like, of trying to be authentic in
the moment.

And then also trying to... Well, I guess
it's just like feeling

objective and subjective.

I guess feeling like I'm present, but
I'm also, like, even though I'm trying

really hard not to think about the fact
that you guys are there, you know, I can

almost see us, like, as a third party.

So it's weird.

I'm going to go unload footage.

Okay.

Is your whole dress safety pinned
together? Yeah, pretty much.

It's like too big.

I got it at a thrift store.

So, that one's an extra safety pin.

In case the others fall apart.

Here, turn around.

That's the back.

I kind of had them on the side normally.

This was fun.

Good.

Yeah, I'm trying. I can remember it. I
wish I kept it. It was weird.

Holy shit.

It's just getting worse.

Don't. Oh, no.

That was erotic.

I don't know. What is that?

See how it falls?

I love that you still remember it.

I remember it started off and I was
like, yeah, it looks really good. And

got to her.

I'm on top of a man. You can see part of
his penis.

I got you on the face. And I'm trying to
draw her like... Okay, wait. I'm trying

to draw her like... Oh, you're drawing
him?

Yeah, like in heat.

And then it came out like that.

Oh my gosh.

No, it's her vagina. Her ass is on top.

You can see it. You know, this kind of
looks like a truth affix, really, when

you look at it. Oh my gosh, that's
exactly it. There's biblical

this. Yeah, why is she like this? No,
that's his arms.

She's got her arms on his chest. Oh.

So where's his head then?

You can't see it? Why did you draw her
whole spine?

I don't know. To show up the back?

I don't know.

Oh, is her tongue sticking out? Yeah.
She's supposed to be like...

Wait, who's the random comic?

Me? You, yeah. Why?

Because they have smelly pussies?

Every one of them.

I'm rolling.

No, because you think your pussy does
smell.

Alright, come on Eric, I'm rolling.

Alright, sorry.

So wait, we're playing with an apple?

Yes. Apple playing.

Now move your hand up towards your hair.

Where did you get those blue eyes?

Are they blue?

They look blue. They change.

Sometimes they're green.

I got them at Sears.

Keep going, guys. Sorry.

Huh? Just keep talking. Okay.

It's a drama.

You know the Beatles?

You know the Beatles?

Mm -hmm. Revolver album.

It's like a drawing of their, like...
Wait, hold on. Were you going to talk

about... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, go
straight into that. Okay.

I never dated anyone like you before.

What do you mean?

Mental and kind.

I'm going to keep rolling, but just
have... The way you're saying I've never

dated anybody like you feels a little
like you're saying you're dating him,

really you guys just met last night.

So let's phrase that in a way where... I
never went out. Or you can say, like,

it's interesting to meet you. None of my
ex -boyfriends.

I've never been a lover.

I've never met a lover like you. I've
never had an orgasm with someone.

I've never hugged up with someone like
you.

Can you get a little closer?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

All right, go ahead.

From the top.

I never went out with anyone like you
before.

Wait, let's say that again. Let's... I
don't know.

Tell me what I'm looking for. Louder?

No, I'm not.

I've never... I'm going to use my stage
voice.

I've never... I've never been with
someone like you. I never... Okay.

Yeah. Does that feel right?

Yeah, that's better. Okay, I'm still
rolling.

I've never been with anybody like you
before.

What do you mean?

What am I like?

Kind.

Simple.

Thoughtful.

Fucking great in bed.

You've been dating.

Sounds like an out job.

Asshole. Jerks. Yeah, I think I'm
attracted to that kind of person.

What kind of person are you attracted
to?

Pretty people.

You know, all the usuals. But do you
date mean people or nice people?

I dated a crazy woman once.

Run your hands through there.

We used to fight all the time. I thought
I was crazy too.

Why did you think you were crazy?

Because we were fighting all the time,
and...

One day we were fighting, and I just

thought... I suddenly, like, thought my
neighbors could hear us. And then I was,

like... So then I was listening to
everything that I was saying, and, like,

analyzing it, and it all sounded nuts.

Ah. Right.

Like, we would just have, like, stupid
arguments and, like, talk in circles.

That's... I know... Actually, my biggest
fights were not with, like, lovers, but

with a really good friend. But when the
third party was in the room, it was

always a million times worse, because
when you fight and someone else is

witnessing, you don't listen. Yeah. And
you have to win.

Yeah. So it's much harder to...

Do the work of being a good communicator
when you're in that situation.

We went to couples counseling.

How did that go? I loved it. He was
great.

I was like, nothing ever comes out of
our fights. He's like, no, because

trying to win. You're trying to win the
fight.

You're trying to win the argument.
You're not trying to make things better.

I was like, yeah.

So then he was like, so if you get mad,
I should go for a walk and then calm

down and then talk about it when you're
not mad.

So then the first time we started
fighting after that, I was like, well,

going to go for a walk. And she was
like, you always walk away.

But did she know that you were trying to
help?

Did she know that you were trying to
help that, like make the, that you were

trying to bring you guys together?

I was like, no, I was like, Larry told,
she's like, Larry, you just listened to

Larry.

Oh my God, really?

Wow, that does sound kind of like bad,
really.

Yeah, but I got, when we broke up, I got
really depressed because I was like,

all of a sudden I was really bored.

Like, suddenly there wasn't like a big
crisis every day.

Oh, interesting.

Then you have to focus on your problems
in your real life. Yeah. And then you

realize that you have problems in your
life.

Yeah. And it wasn't just her. Yeah.

I hate that feeling. Yeah.

I want you two to blame somebody else. I
know.

I was like, if it wasn't for her, this
relationship would be amazing.

Okay,

no more talking. Just rub, just rub,
like rub.

Yeah.

Rub her breast, rub down her side.

Okay.

And then just go to kiss a little bit,
yeah.

Rub your hand through her hair.

Rub your hand down her back.

Lay down next to him and then roll over
like that one more time. Okay. Straight

down to the side. Keep going.

All right. Great.

Good.

All right, guys.

Thank you.

That's it for Andrew.

Yeah, that's it until tonight, I think.
Let me go on with the stuff and check it

out. I don't know if you heard that
plane going over.

It was about 10 minutes down.

Really?

It may not be. It wasn't very loud.

You guys need anything? A glass of
water?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Sure.

Sorry.

I was, like, going for it with my hand.
No, that's fine. You sure? Yeah. Okay.

It's so hard to, like... Stop the
physical area. I want it to be natural.

yeah. Like, that's what I normally do,
so...

You okay?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, thanks. That was

good. Huh? That was good. Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, we were both nuts.

I don't know.

I mean, we just had, like, a hard time
communicating.

And then we just started having these
fights.

We were never on the same page. Like,
she'd be in a good mood and I'd be in a

bad mood.

You seem like a very good communicator.

I think because I went through all that,
I think I'm, like, better now. Like,

now when I date someone and they start
acting like that, I'm like...

Sorry, guys. I think I left something in
here.

We're just going to keep acting even
though you guys aren't rolling.

Okay.

Yeah.

It's like method.

How the fuck did that go? What are you
looking for?

That's fine.

I can't explain it.

I can't explain it. You had it in your
hand.

I'm going to say this in English.

You might put it in my bag.

yeah like everything that you're saying
like how much of it is like real from

your real life and how much of it is
like everything right yeah yeah it's so

much easier to talk about but then i
feel bad i feel like well i'm like

all these like this

is

a lot easier than i thought it was gonna
be i was like really scared yeah

Your body feels a little nice, too.

Yeah,

don't feel.

Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, you're so soft. You're
so soft. I'm pretty tough for a guy, I

guess. Yeah.

You feel like porcelain. Your lips.

Your lips are so soft.

You're like... I was going to kiss you.
I

couldn't do anything. I know.

We're going to keep rolling, but just
have... The way you've kind of never

anybody like you feels a little weird.

I'm going to try to be that kind of
person.

Oh, hold on.

Thank you, baby.

Because you're a fine old man.

testing.

Good. I'm thick as hair around.

Yeah.

You have a great body.

I keep saying otherwise.

It's a little hot.

I don't know. Oh, alright, good.

Great.

Mm -hmm.

Turn the volume up a bit.

And it's a blue light.

Pretty people.

You know, all the usuals.

Pretty people are nice.

I used to say all the time. I thought I
was crazy too.

Why do you think you're afraid of me?

Because we were fighting all the time,
and...

One day we were fighting, and I just
thought,

I suddenly, like, thought my neighbors
could hear us. And then I was, like, so

then I was listening to everything that
I was saying, and, like, now I can't at

all.

We just had like stupid arguments and
like talking circles.

I know.

I threw my face.

We're not like lovers, so it was a
little bit funny.

But when a third party was in the room,
it was always a million times worse

because we fight and someone else is
witnessing.

You don't listen. Yeah. You have to win.

Yeah. So.

Roll over on top. Like that one more
time.

Where is she? Did she leave?

No, I don't think so.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

Like, I, because I'm, like, you've
probably got experience with this, but

like, older, so, like, penis doesn't
really get, it gets hard.

Okay.

And, I mean, it gets, you know, I'm not
having dysfunction, but it just felt

like. I felt like I was, like, 17.

Like, it was really hard.

I'm like, I was like, ah, it just felt
great. Yeah. Ah, is this weird? You know

what I'm talking about? I don't know.
Right.

But now it's going to be so weird to do
a sex scene. I mean, like, is it going

to... That's what I'm worried about. Is
it?

Or is it going to be better?

I don't know.

We'll find out.

Yeah man, thank you for asking me to be
in this movie.

I still don't know why you want me to be
in it.

I'm the engine. He's the caboose. I'm
not moving. I'm not rubbing anybody.

That's because Bill's got a great thing
going on here. He's just drinking beer.

He's just drinking beer while I'm
moving.

Wait a minute.

Oh, here's our caboose.

Yay. Get in the back. Working too hard.

Give me the poundy kind.

Yeah. You don't even have to ask. I was
going for it. It was grabbing.

We got a link like this.

A trained link.

Yeah, do the head one.

Ow, ow.

That's a little hurty. Oh, sorry. A
little softer.

Sorry.

I've hurt my partner.

Oh, no.

The car in front of me has been
complaining.

I don't know what to do.

That was

the train whistle?

Oh, God.

Why don't we get into the station?

Give me some more pounds real quick.

Pound it.

Pound it.

Harder. My brother and I, we used to
wrestle, and he would give me a pen, and

would put his chin in my back.

And it was especially painful?

Yeah. And I'd be like, no.

Not that shit.

I kind of like it.

Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah, have you guys ever
tried to say

No, what does that do?

No, it's really hard and it makes you
just like spew snot everywhere. You

do it.

I always like try to say achoo and that
works great.

That one's slow.

Welcome back.

Hey, this is Sarah.

Hi, it's nice to meet you.

She made us breakfast.

Oh, wow.

We like her.

I'm not that hungry.

You guys are eating bacon.

Do you want some juice?

Yeah, I have some, but not right now.
I'm just going to take a shower.

Hurry up. It's getting cold.

Nice of you.

Miss him out.

Anybody else want to?

No.

Are you guys shooting all day today?

I am, but I'm actually not going to
shoot with you until later. Oh, yeah? So

don't know if you guys are going to hang
out or whatever.

What are you doing today?

You got a meeting?

I got a meeting, but I got some time
before that. Yeah, but you can't.

I think as long as you're back by like
5,

it'll be fine.

right now, so.

So you're going to tell her or you're
going to break up with her?

I'm going to break up with her.

I mean, we're not really, we haven't
really had that talk yet, but I feel

we're going to, like, soon.

So I might as well just say that it's
not working out or, I don't know, why do

you think I shouldn't tell her?

I'm not going to advise.

Why? I don't know.

It's not... I feel bad. Like, this is
nice.

I like her.

I should tell her it's not working out
if it's not working, right?

Like... But are you going to regret that
when the movie's over and we all fly

home?

I don't know. I just don't feel good
right now. I feel like I should go.

I have to... That was so bad.

Uh, Juliet, why don't you go right into
it, just sort of bring up.

Um, yeah, so I don't know, I like him,
but I'm not, I don't know what to...

It's new, it's so new.

Feels like a, he's a really sweet guy.

And, I don't know, but how did you know
when you, when you were like, when you

knew who, when you found the one?

How did you know that that was the one?

Well, I think, first of all, there
isn't, like, a one.

Like, I think that's really important to
realize. Really? That's so interesting.

Yeah. To come from someone who's
married.

I mean, I chose him.

So, like, but I wasn't like, oh, my God,
this is the one.

Found him.

It was more like, this guy's got a lot
of the good stuff that I want. Yeah.

So I'll pick him. And, like, that was
mutual.

So it helped that he also chose me for
that.

But I would say that... What made you
pick him?

Let's have the focus be more on... Can
you explain what we did with this

weekend? I'm going to ask you about it.
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Okay, you're in. Back out.

All right, good.

All right, I'm rolling this.

So, like, the weekend was amazing.

It was.

But did you feel like...

It was different than other amazing
experiences you've had with men in the

Well, it was different because it's not
that feeling that I've had with other

guys where I feel like I'm obsessed or
I'm waiting for them to call me or

there's some kind of enormous spark that
I desperately

need them.

I feel like with him it was just really
comfortable and easy.

I feel like that's maybe a good thing. I
don't think I've ever actually dated

anyone. Yeah, I don't think that's a bad
thing. I don't control me.

That sounds like a good sign. You know,
I don't know. I mean, the fear would be

that it might get boring.

Yeah, but, like, why fear that, right?
Like, why not just go and then if that

happens, then, like, attack it then.
But, like, it seems like something worth

exploring further.

I think it's just hard to accept love.

I know, I don't know. I let myself feel
like someone who not just cares about

me, but he lets himself feel beautiful
and makes me feel beautiful.

I don't know.

Hey. Hey.

What's up, dudes?

How you doing?

Great.

You guys ready to shoot?

We're shooting right now?

No. As soon as we get started, though.
I'm going to set up.

Yeah?

Yeah. Doing good?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Where do you want this for?

I'll put it right there on that chair.

Okay.

You can just put it into that wall, too,
right where I got that other one.

Okay.

You can do that one.

Oh. Ta -da!

Think of it right here.

How does this look, boss?

Um, good. I think I want... Let's get
this clamp light over here, because

going to be at the foot of the bed.

And I'm less worried about... I mean,
I'll mostly be shooting this way, so...

Okay, so you're not looking for, like,
the same silhouette thing we did last

time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

So, just, like, a direct light?

Just right, yeah, yeah. Right here,
pointing straight out.

Okay.

Yep.

Perfecto.

He's perfect.

He's perfect.

All right. That like, yeah? Yep.

Did I help with anything else? Nope, I
think we're good. Okay.

Hey.

Hey, can you sit on the bed for a
second?

So we can play.

What's going on?

Just getting set up.

What's going on with you?

and quiet tonight.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Hey, can you guys create places?

All right, go ahead.

It's a little loud in here.

All right, does that zipper come all the
way down?

Yeah, I can see.

All right, Eric, can I see you unzip it?

Unzip it, like, all the way?

Yeah, let me just, yeah.

Okay.

Is that as far down as it goes?

Yep. All right.

And how do those shoulder straps come
off?

They just fall. How do they come off?
Oh.

Did this fall off?

Okay.

Gravity.

This one may. All right.

Does that dress come off over the top,
or do you pull it down, or does it come

off over your head?

I can do either one. All right.

Hey Bill, do you have a... Sorry.

Do you have a mic?

Yeah. Alright.

Don't worry about it, you don't have to
worry about it.

Alright, put it over here next to me.

Do you want me to take my shoes off?

Do you want me to get them off? You
already have them off.

Actually, let's get them out of here so
that we don't throw them.

Alright,

what do you want me to do? Over here?

Um, yeah.

Don't block that light.

All

right.

Yeah.

We're going to roll. Just go straight
in.

I'm just going to un -attach this just
so that I...

Just because it doesn't get in your way.
That's fine.

Hold on.

Eric, just be looking at her as she
walks up to you.

Okay. All right, go ahead.

Wait, sorry.

What are we doing?

I'm doing the zipper and then pulling it
down and then... Yeah, hold on. How far

are we going?

Are we going like all the way up? Yeah,
you're going on top and then...

I'm just going to keep pulling. I'm
going to switch around.

Undo the zipper.

And then... Take the dress.

Pull the straps over.

And then stand up and pull it the rest
of the way off. You can be pulling your

shirt off while she does that. Okay.

And then start to undo his pants and you
help her. And then we'll cut into

the... We'll break it up.

We'll shoot the next step as separate.
Okay. All right? Okay.

Holding sound.

Alright, you ready?

Mm -hmm. Alright.

Go ahead.

All right, cut.

Start again.

Start again.

Yeah, I'll move that. So you should
build it. If you want to make that, that

should be good.

Alright, move a little further back from
him so we can see the zipper.

Alright, kiss her a little bit.

Okay.

Alright, so we're going to use the
zipper.

Alright, kiss her.

Okay, can you guys keep your head on the
other side?

Oh, I'm not? Yeah.

Alright, take your right hand and take
the shoulder step off.

Put it back up. Do that more slowly.

Can you move your hair out of the way?

Yeah, alright.

No,

it's better all right, sorry one more
time

That's a good signal.

Are we okay other than the shadows?
Yeah.

All right, go ahead.

Maybe I can press them down onto the
bed.

So it's easier to see the zipper.

No, I just want to keep just a little
bit of space between you guys.

You can do some levels still?

Yeah. Okay.

Alright, go ahead and be looking at her.
Okay.

Let's try to undo the zipper.

Turn it back away from him. Do this
right shoulder step.

Okay.

Kiss your nipple.

Can you move your arm out? Yeah, keep
your arm out of the way. Like that?

No, yours. Yeah, you're good.

The other shoulder.

Sorry, sit back up.

Don't push him down again, but just take
it from there. And then stand up after

you push him down, okay?

Stand up on the... Yeah, and take the
dress off.

Okay, gotcha. All right, go ahead. I'm
so old.

All right, let's try that again.

Sorry, put your shirt back in.

From where?

Just from the... Sit up before you pull
your shirt up. Like, sit back up.

I don't like the pushing it down thing.
Okay. So let's not do that.

You have to have that already down. Just
from the part where you stand up.

I'm sure. Did you say I love you?

What? Did I hear you say I love you? No.

Did you hear me? Did you say it?

Really? Did you say I love you? When?

Just now?

No. Did I completely imagine that? I
think so. When you were kissing?

Yeah, yeah. I didn't say the word here.
I thought you said I love you.

Me or Julia?

You. I thought you said it. Okay.

That's pretty good.

That's fine. I just wanted to make sure.
I love you or you?

It's kind of like in the theme, you've
got to love you. I was thinking I love

you.

All right, let's see.

All right, guys.

Let's try that one more time.

We're almost there.

It wouldn't have made any sense. I was
just making sure.

All right, keep that down. Just me to
start out.

I kind of heard something, but I don't
know.

I could see that. It sounded like you
said, I love you.

This is weird. What if there's a ghost
in here?

Let's just finish shooting.

Alright.

I'm not in the frame? No, you're fine.
I'm rolling.

So stand up. Sorry.

Wait. No, let's not do the pushing down
thing. Sit back up.

Stand up and then pull the dress off and
start taking your shirt off right away.

Okay. Go ahead.

All right. Good.

All right.

Thanks, guys.

Alright, we're going to reset in here.

Alright,

we're going to move.

Let's just think about lighting.

Are you going to be over here now?

Yeah. Should we put our clothes on or
take our clothes off? Do we need to

anything? What's that?

Do we need to change anything?

No, but I think we can use it flying in.

Okay.

Da -ding!

Is that good on there?

Yeah.

Is it him?

Yeah.

Is it him?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Do we hit it? I don't know.

Did it?

Did it just walk out?