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from the Jupiter, Dr. Smith.

Maybe we'd better start heading back. You know Dad said not to go too far.

Will Robinson is right. We should go back to the campsite. We shall never

discover the wonders of the universe sitting at camp beside the Jupiter.

We must strike out boldly in all directions.

First, I simply must have a bit of rest.

Are you all right? I don't know. I'm very frightened.

There's a cave dug right into the cliff.

Yes. So there is.

William, I think it's time we returned to camp.

Aren't we even going to go inside and look around?

Certainly not. We don't know what's in there.

But you said we were going to be space explorers. Brave and fearless space

explorers. Yes, so I did.

Well, then we have to go inside and explore, don't we? I suppose so.

William, I wouldn't dream of depriving you of the thrill of discovery. Why

you go inside and then you can tell me what you found. Okay. No, Will Robinson.

My sensors compute danger in there.

Dr. Smith, come quickly!

I knew they shouldn't have gone in there.

William! William!

What did you find?

Well, you see what's in there. I'm going to go get Dad and bring him back.

William! You come back here this instant and tell me what you found inside that

cave.

Indeed.

He seems in a great hurry to tell the others.

There must be something very valuable in there.

It's all so bright and shiny.

Do not activate controls.

I compute danger.

Never fear.

Smith is here. What possible harm could there be in pressing a little button?

There. Cautious. Just an oversized pinball machine.

How very interesting.

Danger, danger.

We must leave here immediately.

No, Niddy. I'm sure it's making something wonderful.

How marvellous. I just pressed the right buttons and the machine produced you.

Howard, sir, just a moment. You don't seem to understand.

I made you.

I am your master.

That is to say, I am your friend.

No!

Just a minute, Howard! Do something!

Like that?

Like movie.

I guess it's ready for the test.

Okay.

Now, you all set? Mm -hmm.

Good job.

Are you nearly through with that?

Oh, we'll be finished in a few minutes, dear. Good, because lunch is nearly

ready, and I wouldn't want it to go to waste while you're tinkering with that.

Darling, I never tinker.

Have I got something to tell you? All right, now. Now, where's Smith and the

robot? Back at the cave, I guess. What cave?

That's just what I was about to tell you. We found this great cave.

It's back over that way.

And against the wall is this panel with lights and levers and everything.

And on the other side is this big conveyor belt that runs into a machine

something. What?

What do you think?

Well, I think we ought to go to that cave and find out what this is all

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Dr. Smith, you have a built -in timer. We're just about to sit down for lunch.

How can you think of food, madam, at a time like this? We're all going to be

destroyed. I was just telling Dad and Don about the cave, Dr. Smith.

Didn't you bring the robot back with you? Where is it?

I neither know nor care.

We have more important things to worry about than that mechanical middler. I

want to know what happened to the robot.

Nothing at all, I'm sure.

Trying to kill me?

Professor, don't let it harm me.

Well, it's not human.

And it's not an android.

What is it? I don't know. I just pressed the buttons and made it.

You made it?

Yes.

Maureen, get everyone back into the ship. Quietly. Don't startle it. Just

smoothly.

Come on.

Get on that switch.

I'll deal with the net.

Hey! Over here.

I've told you before, he probably just wandered off somewhere.

What's happened to him, Smith?

I wouldn't know. I'm not his keeper.

Where is he?

Really? Anyone would think that that pusillanimous pinhead is more important

you than I am.

You wouldn't want me to answer that now, would you?

Cease and desist, Major. I know nothing of this matter.

All right, then.

Have it your way.

As of now, you are confined to court until the robot returns.

Or until you tell us what happened.

Fives or quarters of eight.

We shall see.

That would give us exactly 887 million miles.

In point C.

Now, does that come out 7 to 1?

Let's check.

We move to this vector, and it would be 484 million miles, probably cutting the

whole thing in half.

That should be 3 .1.

hear me, dear old friend? Can you hear me?

Oh, please.

Please get up.

You bobble -headed booby. You got me into this rightful predicament.

Oh,

I do hope nothing serious will happen.

Oh, the pain, the pain.

Please stay away from me.

Don't hurt me. Can't we be friends?

Oh, please.

Please, sir. I've never done anything to you.

Please don't hurt me. Don't.

Don't, I tell you.

Stay back.

Stay back.

No.

Obedience?

He has to be afraid of me, I think.

We'll see.

Attention!

Hands on hips.

We shall do deep knee bends with count of one. One, two, three, four.

Enough.

About face.

March.

Oh, lovely.

That is obedience.

About face.

Yes. Now pick up that.

of metal and set him in the corner.

How very nice this is going to be.

I've searched the ship from top to bottom. Smith just isn't on board.

Well, where could he have gone now?

Wherever he is. The sure thing, he's got the robot with him. And he's up to his

diode in some kind of trouble.

I'll bet I know where he is.

He went back to that cave. I just know he did.

Well, it's too dark to go looking for them now.

What do you think? First thing in the morning?

We can't just leave them out there.

Suppose they really are in some kind of trouble.

Listen, Will, if Smith's in some kind of trouble, it's a sure thing that he

caused the trouble, and he's not on the receiving end. And whatever it is, it

won't get any worse before morning.

He's right, son.

We'll get a good night's sleep and start early.

Thank you, but no.

A third dessert is really going too far.

Not too bad, you know, not too bad. Mind you, the sauce for the coquille Saint

-Jacques could have been the slightest bit richer, and the Chateaubriand the

slightest bit juicier, but all things considered, not too bad.

So, you lugubrious lump, your friend...

think that they have me incarcerated, do they?

Confine Dr. Smith to his quarters. That's what the professor said indeed.

I'll confine them to their own quarters before they know what they're about.

And I can do it.

I've learned how to create my own servants.

Marvelous, strong, brave creatures who are eager to do everything I wish.

I know you're all beaten and battered. But you can hear me, and I know that

you've seen all these things with your own scanners, haven't you?

Just curse me, my dear old friend.

These wonderful, brilliant creatures of mine make of you an obsolete piece of

crap metal.

What do you say to that?

They are just mindless cyborgs, Dr. Smith.

I am a highly complex computer -oriented mechanism with many skills programmed

into my memory banks. I may be battered.

But far from obsolete.

Fiddled if I.

You saw the magnificent boom they repassed. My creature prepared for me.

could never do that.

The coquille sans jacques was not very good. You said so yourself.

It will get better. I'm just learning to manipulate all the levers of the cyborg

machine. And let me tell you, even though I'm still in the experimental

my building program, my cyborgs can do many more things than you could ever

dream of doing.

Indeed.

You're just jealous. I'll demonstrate.

You, sir, entertain me.

There was once an intergalactic salesman whose spaceship developed a retro

rocket warp.

So he was forced to pull in for repairs at a remote solar farm.

And the solar farmer had a very pretty daughter.

You heard it.

I was programmed for sophistication.

Silence, both of you! Spare me these unfunny jokes.

We shall have music.

Sophisticated music and dancing, that is what I want.

Observe, Ninny.

To the reject pile with you, sir. You have had it.

Poor unfortunate creature. He couldn't make the grade.

As for you, sir, one more word and off goes your bubble.

Now, removal is far too conservative for me. I fancy myself rather baroque.

Well, back to the drawing board.

Try the controls that are marked X. The variety there is better. You will turn

out a much higher quality product.

Why, thank you. How very nice. Thank you.

Dr. Smith, are you in there?

Dr. Smith?

Where are you?

Dr. Smith?

Dr. Smith, boy, am I glad to see you. We've got to get out of here. There are

these...

Shouldn't you be back in vain, back at Jupiter?

Is that really you, Dr. Smith?

Well, of course it is.

And a good thing for you, too. If one of my subjects had come to you first, it

could have been very unfortunate.

Subject? Yes, the first of a hardy band of conquerors who will soon control the

universe. For me, their leader.

That will be all. I'll call you when I want to.

You see, will you?

They obey my every command.

But what are they?

Follow me.

Come along, will you? Come along.

There. You see?

Isn't it all splendid?

Lovely. It's lovely.

See? I just press the proper buttons and the master machine makes them at my

command. They're terrible louts, really, very fragile.

But they are a beginning, and they will improve as I learn more about this

control panel.

Once my experiments have been completed, I shall be able to create the most

perfect fighting machines ever seen.

Invincible soldiers who will conquer the universe for me.

You don't believe me, do you?

Very well, I'll show you.

I shall create one of the great fighting men of history. Not too bright and

really, no, Kenneth?

But they will get the job done.

Now watch carefully. A fine new soldier for Zachary Smith's magnificent army

will soon be ready for action. Watch.

Come along, William.

There, William, you see? Just as I told you. One of the great fighting men of

history.

Why do they all look like you?

I told you I'm striving for perfection.

What could be more formidable than an entire army with my best features?

Stop. Now behave yourself.

Until I tell you otherwise.

There. That's better.

The things a leader has to endure, William, you wouldn't believe.

Report to the barracks and await my further orders.

Cancel that order.

Report to the stockade and stand guard over the prisoner.

What prisoner?

In times of strife, there are many prisoners.

The robot, isn't it?

Didn't he make a splendid soldier?

Dr. Smith, what did you do to the robot?

He meddled in affairs that did not concern him, but not to worry William.

holding him in protective custody.

You can't lock the robot up. He's your friend.

Friend indeed.

Alack and alas.

One of the true curses of command, we leaders can have no friends.

I'm afraid that includes you too, William. Captain Smith!

Here is another prisoner for your star cage, Captain Smith.

But Dr. Smith!

A leader must make harsh decisions, William, if he is to rule the universe.

Take him away, but don't harm him.

Lovely, lovely.

It's all going splendidly, I think.

Don't worry, robot.

It's just a dented diode in a twisted transistor.

There, that should do it.

Can you hear me?

Yes, Will Robinson.

Does it hurt very much?

Only when I laugh.

I feel stiff all over.

Well, I'm sorry, robot.

But these repairs should hold till we get back to the generator.

If we get back.

Let's see what I can do.

Any luck?

I searched all over that end of the immediate area.

No sign of any of them.

Well, I searched the other area. Came up with the same thing.

Nothing.

First the robot, then Smith, and now Will. All missing.

That cave that Will spoke about.

Now, don't ask me how I know this, but I think that cave has the key to this

whole thing.

It could take us days, maybe even weeks to find it.

Yes, I know, but it's our only answer.

We'll just have to keep searching until we do find it.

I guess you're right.

We'd better get some weapons. All right.

Gentlemen, one moment, please.

You will have no further need for your weapons. You are now in my protective

custody.

Protective custody?

Smith, you were confined to quarters in your jump camp.

Now, I'm going to see that you remain confined until you tell me where Will

the robot are.

So sorry, Professor, but you are no longer in control here.

Look, I'm warning you, Smith.

Robinson, who's in command here now?

Get him, Inspector Castle. Hurry!

Right. Now, what's this all about?

You're indeed fortunate, Major, that I am a compassionate man. I could just as

easily have ordered it to kill you.

What a magnificent emperor I shall make, don't you think?

Firm, but benevolent.

Emperor Zachary Smith I.

It has a good sound.

William and the robot are my prisoners and will remain so for the time being.

And the sooner the rest of you learn to obey my orders, the better it will be

for all concerned.

Smith, knock it off.

Have a care, Professor. I am in control now.

The next time you see me, I will be at the head of a whole cyborg army.

He's really flipped out this time.

Got out problems.

Emperor Smith.

Well, maybe he has. But if he can build enough of those things, he might just

pull it off.

But we're not going to be selling ducks.

We're going to construct whatever defenses we can as quickly as we can.

Now, let me... First, I must have a general worthy of commanding my army.

warn everyone.

Yes, Dr. Smith must be stopped. The universe is in enough of a mess as it is

without him being in charge.

There must be some way we can sneak past that guard.

Do you have any ideas?

I could allow him to destroy me.

That would take all his attention.

While he was grinding me down and crushing my transistors, you might slip

Boy, is that a dumb idea.

What would I do without you?

Who would miss a stupid serval mechanism?

One whose computers are constantly tricked and misled by Dr. Smith.

I don't think this is all Dr. Smith's fault. I think that machine is somehow

taking him over.

Even so, enough is enough.

If we survive this, I have finally had it with that man.

That's it.

If we survive.

Now listen, I've got a plan.

Yes, yes. Tell me about it. Now you see, you're going to get sick.

But not for real. You're just going to fake it, see. What will?

Shh. Now while you're faking it, I'm going to sneak by the guard.

Yes, yes. That's an excellent idea.

Thank you.

Len. I've programmed all of his physical characteristics.

Now for his mental abilities and instincts.

First things are the cunning and ingenuity of Napoleon.

Bravery of Alexander the Great.

And the leadership of Julius Caesar. Yes.

Ferocity of Genghis Khan?

Don't put him out of his misery.

And don't call for help either.

He won't last that long. Uh, closer.

He wants you to come closer.

Come closer.

You've got to help him. He's extremely weak.

Closer. Please, come closer.

His batteries are so low, you've just got to help him.

Closer. You've got to come closer. It's his last request.

Uh, closer.

Oh, closer.

No, it was just a nervous twitch.

You see, he's got a nervous twitch. He's so ill.

He can't control his movements.

You've got to help him.

Do you want to have a bad conscience?

Please, come closer.

Closer, closer.

Gotcha. Run, Will Robinson, run.

I've got you. You won't get away from me.

The most important ingredient.

My brain.

There.

It will be my shining hour, my crowning glory. I feel it.

I can hardly wait to see it finished.

William! I thought I had you safely under lock and key.

Don't have your guard stop me, Dr. Smith.

I'm getting out of here. I just can't let you do this.

I'm going back to the Jupiter and bringing Dad and Don back here to stop

But you don't seem to understand, William. I have just finished preparing

greatest picture of generalship ever known.

Once it is mingled with my brains, no force in the universe will be able to

stand before my army.

You've changed, Dr. Smith.

You used to do some strange things in the past, but you were always my friend.

Well, you're different now. This machine is taking you over.

Nonsense, my dear boy. Of course I'm still your friend.

That's why I placed you into protective custody until it's all over.

Then I'll take you out and find a good place for you in my domain.

You will be my chief advisor.

No, thank you, Dr. Smith.

William, William, you can't... Dr.

Smith, let go!

things just to make me always burn

chums again.

There is no further need for you.

You will be destroyed.

No!

No! No!

I can't be destroyed.

I can't be.

I'm in command here.

You have never commanded here.

But I have. I have.

You only thought you did.

You were just doing the mess. Master Mechanism's bidding.

But it's just a servile mechanism. It cannot give orders.

Can't it? Look what it can do to your hand.

I will fix it.

There. It is as it was before.

Now go.

The Master Mechanism no longer needs you.

It will now work through me.

I am a superior intellect.

It will conquer the universe.

That thing while Will's out there, are you?

Look, I don't think that Smith had hurt Will.

But I do know he's coming back here with an army of cyborgs. And we're going to

make a fight of it. Well, you don't really think he'd try to conquer it now.

In his condition, he'd try anything.

I'd like you to get back on the ship. Keep the doors locked at all times.

All right.

Eaton, something terrible has happened.

Where's my son?

Back at the cave.

Something dreadful has happened to him.

I think he's turned into a cyborg.

Where's the cave?

At the bottom of the gully, on the other side of this hill. Let's go.

What a frightful mess I've made of everything.

And all I wanted was to rule the universe.

make it to the cave and get well out of all this.

Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm alright. Don't worry about me. Go find Will.

Alright.

Well Well, where are you?

Well, it's all right. Come on out show yourself Where's well,

I do not know I've been looking all over for him well

There's no longer a will

Robbins I am now a youthful cog in the vast all -powerful mechanism Don't talk

like that, Will. We'll help you. You are the ones who'll need the help.

The master mechanism will conquer the universe.

We're getting out of here.

Come on, son.

Here you think.

I think I packed them all. You can check if you like.

I trust you, Professor. I'm sure they're all here.

But you can't be serious about this.

You cannot send me out into the wilderness all alone.

Can't I?

But I'm the weakest person here.

I'll never survive out there all alone.

You'd be surprised at what a man can do when he has to. But my delicate back, it

always gets frightfully stiff when I'm forced to sleep out in the open.

Well, then I suggest you find yourself a nice warm cave somewhere.

Oh, please.

Please don't send me out there all alone.

I'll change, really, I will.

When could you ever change?

Then give me another chance. It will all be different, I promise you.

Look, Smith, I don't like this.

I don't like this any more than you do. But this time you've gone too far.

All right, you nearly had us all killed.

But you almost sentenced my son to live endlessly as a cyborg.

But that wasn't me.

That dreadful mechanism had me in its evil power.

You saw that for yourself, did you not? Yes, I saw.

I saw how it would have enslaved him to a life of mindless eternity.

I saw.

But I'm not to blame for that.

Yes, you are.

If you hadn't been so greedy, so insanely desirous of power, Will would

never fallen into the clutches of that machine.

No, Smith.

You're too much of a liability to the safety of this organization for me to

allow you to remain.

But I can change.

I know I can.

No.

I'll never change.

I'm afraid it's time for me to face up to the cold, hard facts about myself.

Greedy, rapacious Zachary Smith.

If ever there are riches or power or enormous glory to be had, I know I'll

always endanger the lot of you to get my hands on them.

You're a good man, Professor. You're doing what you think is right to ensure

safety of all the others.

But I'll always be a menace.

I know it.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Smith.

Would you be good enough to say goodbye to all the others for me and tell them

that if ever again they think of me in the future, I would be very pleased if

they would think of me kindly and tell them that I know I do bad things from

time to time, but I don't mean it.

It's just that, well, I can't control myself.

All right, I'll tell them.

But I think they already know that.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

Kinder than I deserve, considering all the trouble I've caused you.

You needn't worry about me.

I'm very resourceful and self -sufficient when I have to be.

If I survive.

Goodbye.

Smith! Yes, Professor.

Okay.

We'll give it one more try.

Thank you. Thank you. I shall turn over a new leaf. I shall be a new man. You'll

see you won't be sorry.

I better not be sorry.