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Last week, as you recall, we left our space pioneers under bombardment by

missiles, unaware that they were all doomed to an incredible frozen fate.

It seems to be okay.

At least it'll keep whoever they are from getting too close to us.

They're much too close for comfort now.

In fact, I... You're what?

Nothing. It's nothing.

like you're an extra target of opportunity for that barrage that's been

us.

Is Dr. Smith hurt?

No, I don't think so.

Oh, poor Dr. Smith.

He's the first one they softened up, I guess.

Yeah. Well, whatever it is they're softening us up for, we're letting them

it isn't going to work.

First thing tomorrow, we start straightening things up around here.

Well, I hope they get the message.

Hey, Robo, how would you like to help me with the laundry?

Do I have a choice?

Oh, come on.

Give a little girl a big hand.

They must have left the chariot.

Well, I'd better lock into their tape recorder.

Dad, when you play this back, I think you'd better return to camp.

Everyone's okay so far, but for the last three nights, we've been hit by some

kind of electronic barrage.

Don's taking good care of us, but I kind of feel that we need you and Mom here,

too.

I'm transmitting this from station number two.

Over and out.

Thank you.

I've got to get back to the Jupiter.

Everything's okay.

Hey, Penny.

Did you hear that explosion?

Well, you must have heard it. It was loud enough to wake the dead.

Are you sick or something?

Don.

I was sure that the barrage hit in this area. But before I could do anything, I

got knocked out.

Hey, you're not even listening to me, just like Penny.

Oh, I know what it is. I shouldn't have gone to the transmission station without

asking permission.

Well, I'm sorry. I guess I do deserve the solemn treatment for a little while.

It is their force field energizer.

Hi.

Hi.

I guess you're giving me the silent treatment, too.

Oh, please say something to me, Judy.

Gosh, you're acting like you don't even know who I am.

I told Don I was sorry.

Let's forget it.

I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Smells like chicken.

Ow, it's hot.

Holy cow, didn't that burn your fingers?

I hope you don't expect me to eat this.

When food is prepared, it must be eaten.

This must be some kind of a joke.

Sure, that's what it is, a joke.

Yeah, Penny acting kooky, then Don giving me the business, and now you.

Well, I didn't do anything that bad.

Nothing's bad enough to deserve this.

You talk a great deal for one so young.

Yeah? Well, if you don't like it, maybe I just won't talk at all until you're

ready to come around.

Well, Dr. Smith!

Maybe you can tell me what this is all about.

had enough of this. I'll come back when the joke's over.

My name is... What is my name?

Your name is Dr. Smith.

My name is Dr. Smith.

I am Judy Robinson.

I have a sister. Her name is...

Penny. My name is Penny.

You are Dr. Smith.

You must learn. We all must learn.

We all must learn. My name is... Tell me my name. You are Dr. Smith.

Do not forget that.

Yes.

I cannot open it.

have learned well.

Thank you, Doctor Smith.

I am Judy Robinson.

You are Doctor Smith.

I am Doctor Smith.

He is defective. He must be replaced.

He must be replaced.

He can't be replaced. There's no time.

Now go back and learn.

Learn. Learn.

Learn.

The bed.

You are defective. You've been miswired.

Come back.

However, it is too late to replace you. Now, prepare the bed and

lie down.

I know, I heard it. But when I got back to the Jupiter, everything seemed okay.

Except everybody was acting kind of peculiar.

Unless there's something wrong with me. There is nothing wrong with you, Will

Robinson. But there is much wrong with the others.

They are kind of overdoing it.

They are doing what they were instructed to do, Will Robinson.

Instructed? What are you talking about? By whom?

I do not have sufficient data to answer your questions.

However, you must be prepared for a shock.

Are you prepared?

Yeah, I guess so. You and I are the only survivors.

Survivors? No, the others are at the ship. There's Don, Dr. Smith, Judy.

Correction. The others are not members of your family.

What? They are imposters.

Imposters? They are mechanical facsimiles. Their appearance is human,

components are humanoid.

So that's what was wrong with them.

Your sister Penny is a humanoid and mechanical counterpart of the real

just like all the others.

ones. Where are they?

I do not know, Will Robinson.

Well, they couldn't have just disappeared into thin air. We've got to

them. All right, you can lean on me if you don't think you can make it.

Thank you. Well, I will try not to be too much of a burden.

All right, never mind about that. Now, let's go.

Looks like we're trapped.

Trapped.

Trapped.

Trapped.

Robot, who said that?

That was the echo of your voice.

What is that?

That is a question which I cannot answer.

Cannot answer.

Cannot answer.

The voice is coming from over there. Let's go.

It's some kind of a control system.

Or a tax system.

It is both.

It controls and attacks.

Where are you?

Show yourself, whoever you are.

I am here.

You must wait.

I just want to find my family. What have you done to them?

Have you not seen the occupants of the Jupiter II?

Sure I have. But that's not my family. They're fates.

Fast, Will Robinson.

Fading.

Fading.

You wrecked him again.

Looks like I'm the only survivor now.

Boy, you really got clobbered this time.

Maybe if I could find some way out of here, I could make my way back to the

and get some spare parts.

Well, Robinson, there is no way out.

Unless I choose to provide it.

Then you'd better provide it.

And if you know what's happened to my sisters, Major West and Dr. Smith, you'd

better tell me about that, too.

They are here.

Come.

I think you'd better stop playing games and tell me what this is all about.

They're not my family. I know they're not.

They're some kind of mechanical facsimiles or something. And just

can see them on your screen doesn't make them real.

I do more than see them. I control them.

I don't care what you do with them. I just want to know what you've done with

real family.

They have been duplicated.

My duplicates are doing very well under my guidance, as you will see.

Here is the lazy one.

Converse with them, Smith.

You have learned to grow things.

We have learned to grow food.

I will learn to eat the food you grow.

It has no taste.

This is tastier.

Very appetizing. I will analyze it to see whether it has the correct

of vitamins and minerals.

They are good for health. I am interested in good health. Is anyone in

health today?

Broken bones, anyone?

Cuts and bruises anyone?

That is good.

Good health is good.

You're controlling them from here. Well, I think it's pretty mediocre.

Judy would never talk like that. And as for Dr. Smith, he's just a laugh.

Do not mock my work. It is a magnificent effort. It was vital to my people that

it be tried.

Why? My people are dying out for lack of the will to survive.

My observations have shown me how your family has learned to survive.

My duplicates will inspire our people to survive, not to perish.

Well, your duplicates will have to do a lot better than that.

Why couldn't you wait until my father returned? He would have given you all

advice you needed.

I prefer to use methods of my own. I do not trust others.

I waited for your father to be absent.

He is no more to be trusted than the rest of the members of your family. What

have you done with them? Where are they?

Perhaps the daisy will tell.

Take it.

Immerse it.

Why don't you answer me?

Is he impossible?

If I were to release them, their duplicates would be destroyed.

When duplicates are confronted by their real identities, they return to the

cosmic dust from which they were formed.

But your duplicates will never be able to do what you want them to. They just

don't have what it takes.

But you do.

But I'm not one of your duplicates. I'm real.

Precisely. Your family will be returned to you on one condition.

You will teach my duplicates to be exactly like your family.

Within 24 hours.

But that's impossible. It's not enough time.

They cannot survive after that time.

You mean they'll die?

Unfortunate, but true.

However, at the moment, they are completely safe and well.

Well, I'll do the best I can.

But how do I know I can trust you? If you relieve my family, your duplicates

will be destroyed.

shall see to it that there is no direct confrontation between your originals and

my duplicates.

I don't know.

Lemnock would not betray one who helps restore his people's will to survive.

All right, but I'll need the robot and it'll take me a while to repair him. I

have already repaired him for you. Remember, I shall be watching you from

control station.

I guess that means you don't trust me.

You are wasting their time go

You manage this in wise and important.

Just let them out. According to my information, you are the pilot of the

Jupiter, correct?

What about it?

If you are interested in your survival, I have a proposal for you.

Brief my people on its operation and you will go free.

What about them? I am not interested in them, only in you. No deal.

Strange that you should have no desire to survive.

Oh, I have.

But not in your terms.

Fool, return to yourself.

pressure. Barometric pressure, 27 .9 and falling.

That is correct.

Report weather conditions.

Oh dear, bad weather for colds and coughs is on the way. You must wear warm

clothes, keep your feet dry, and drink plenty of liquids.

That is not a meteorological forecast.

I am not a meteorologist. My name is Dr. Smith. Let him be the meteorologist.

There is an intense storm front moving at high velocity within the angle of

vectors D and F.

That means it may be heading this way. We must get ready for it. I must prepare

blankets, first aid equipment, and shelter for the victims.

Correction. To prepare for a storm, everything must be tied down.

Everything must be tied down. Everything must be tied down.

I have sustained shock.

I must give myself first aid treatment.

It will not be necessary. You are not human. Had you been human, you would

died. I must be ready to help.

Dr. Smith never helps anyone but himself.

Is that so?

What else does Dr. Smith do?

The real Dr.

Smith never wants to do anything except cause trouble. Then I will cause

trouble. How does Dr.

Smith cause trouble?

By ducking his share of work.

I would like to meet him. Can you introduce him to me?

It is not possible.

Very well.

Then I will do the best I can on my own.

Like the real Dr.

Smith, that is precisely what we need.

Robot! Robot, what's this all about? You're supposed to be helping me and

only got a few hours left.

I am helping you, Will Robinson.

I am teaching them how to keep up their morale in times of extreme danger.

In times of extreme danger, we will sing. We will not be afraid.

Good, good.

That is what we need.

I hope it satisfies Lemnock. But there's one thing I think you should know, that

sometimes it's good to be afraid.

Otherwise...

What is all over?

How can I tell if you went through all that without knowing what it was?

I'm willing to learn.

You can't learn what you can't feel.

And even if you could, it would take too much time, and I've only got a few

hours left.

Well, Robot, let's go see what happened to them.

Affirmative.

Do you think they're dead, Robot?

They are duplicates, Will Robinson, which means they have never actually

Therefore, they cannot die.

However, it is possible that their mechanisms can be repaired.

I wouldn't know where to start.

As a robot, I have a certain affinity with mechanisms.

I will instruct you. First, straighten their arms and legs.

Now what do I do?

Complicated mechanisms frequently become jammed after a sudden shock.

This can often be rectified by a moderate thump, as one does to start a

watch which has been wound too tightly.

You mean I gotta sock them?

Thump them, but not too hard.

Here goes.

I believe I have an aching back. I have learned my lesson well.

If you really do have an aching back, then you have, Dr. Smith.

Do you have more things to teach us?

Do I? Especially when you don't know enough to come in out of the rain.

Rain? Okay, cosmic storm. It's the same difference.

If I'm ever going to see my real family again, I'm going to have to give you

fellas a crash course.

Crash course?

Yeah. Let's go.

The important thing you have to learn is not to sit around like a bunch of

dummies.

What I mean is you can't act helpless.

When you're attacked, you have to protect yourself. You have to fight

Is it correct?

For the others, yes.

For you, no.

You have to stand around moaning and groaning like it's the end of the world.

Moan and groan.

Yes.

Oh, dear, what's to become of me? Oh, dear, what's to become of me?

That's pretty good.

Sit.

Now, do you think you can remember what I've taught you?

All right.

Let's have a practical demonstration.

When I say that we're being attacked by hostile aliens and monsters, you'll do

what I've told you.

Now, do you think you can do it?

All right.

We're being attacked.

Judy, take Penny below.

Come, Penny.

break out me guns.

It is the end of the world. Oh dear, what's to become of me?

Activate the force field.

Must I?

I am afraid.

Activate the force field.

Now we are ready for them.

That was very good.

What is the next lesson?

Well, I've taught you just about everything I know.

I sure hope it satisfies Lemnock.

Lemnock? Your boss.

Boss?

Lemnock, the one who put you here.

I do not know him.

I know only you.

Warning! Warning!

What is it? It is Lemnock. He is here.

I guess you've come to check up on me.

From the little that I was able to observe, you did quite well.

But there was some interference which prevented me from seeing more.

Well, that must have been the cosmic storm.

They didn't do too good on that, but they'll do better if there's ever one on

your planet.

Are my sisters Major West and Dr. Smith okay?

Their condition is good.

Now, I would like to see my duplicates to see what progress you have made.

You see, Mr. Lemnock, I've done the best I could with them.

But they still need a little bit of practice.

And if they're not exactly what you expected them to be, I still hope you

your end of the bargain.

We shall see. We shall see.

Put the gun away. This is your boss, Mr.

Lemnock. No, he is a hostile alien.

Seize him.

Seize him.

You have taught them how to be aggressive.

Excellent.

Release me.

You are under arrest.

But I am Lemna. You are a hostile alien.

You are the enemy. You must die.

But I created you.

Without me, you are nothing but dust.

Order them to release me.

I thought you controlled them.

Temporarily. They are attuned to you.

If you do not order them to let me go, you will not see your sisters and

again. We are his friends. Yes, indeed we are his sisters and his friends.

Boo! You have not taught this one to be anything but a coward.

That's Dr. Smith all over. I have learned the lesson well. I am the

coward that ever was, am I not? Just about.

Mr. Lemlock, I'd like to order them to release you. But as you can see, I don't

trust you any more than you trusted me.

Now, if you want to go free, you're going to have to release my family right

now.

They will be released.

You will find them waiting for you at my control station.

All right. To make sure of that, you'll stay under arrest till I get back.

Make sure he doesn't get away.

We will make sure he does not get away.

Good.

We have learned everything, Master.

What is your wish?

Get the others.

But I am just like Dr.

Smith. I have backaches, I have colds, I even know how to get off the hook.

Have you been taught how to navigate their ship?

But that is hard work.

Dr. Smith would never do that except under pressure.

You may be useful to us after all.

I may be useful to us after all.

Yes, master. Yes, master. Yes, master. Yes, master.

I shouldn't have trusted him.

Whoa!

You're all for real, I guess.

Why should you doubt that?

I'll tell you about that on the way to the ship.

Well, at least they don't seem to have done any damage.

Say, you look like you've seen a ghost.

You're not too wrong.

That's not Dr. Smith. That's his duplicate.

Are you sure?

I'm positive.

Oh, I don't know, Will. It looks like our Dr. Smith to me.

Sleeping, as usual.

Well, if you're doubtful, Don, just ask the robot.

It was he who alerted me to the other duplicates in the first place.

Well, if that's the case, then our Dr. Smith is still in a state of suspended

animation, right?

You know, come to think of it, that's not such a bad idea.

Don, you don't understand.

If he's not revived in a couple of hours, he'll be dead.

Now, we've got to get him out of there.

It's Mom and Dad.

The clip we were traveling.

And we started back as soon as we got your message. Is everything all right?

Well, sort of.

Say, what about that barrage?

The barrage was only for openers.

Let's go inside the ship. I'll tell you about the rest of it. Wait a minute.

What's Smith doing here?

That's part of what I have to tell you about. Shh.

He is catching 80 winks.

40 with each eye. Right, Robot.

We'll tell you, Dad, but not in front of Dr. Smith.

Okay.

I'd take you with me as a living specimen.

But on the other hand, one of you is quite enough.

You're the number, I'm afraid.

Deactivate that robot.

Pull his power pack.

Now go.

Learn all that you can about their ship.

So we've got to find a way of blasting through to the control chamber without

any...

I see you are all busy with your work. Work is such a helpful pursuit for those

who like work. I do not, as I'm sure you know, you know, you know, you know, you

know. Deactivated the robot.

Correct me if I am wrong, but these, I believe, are your thruster controls,

linear accelerator, astrogator, gyro. I think I could fly this vehicle all

alone. Isn't that nice? You'll never fly it.

Nor will anyone else but ourselves.

We know you're not one of us.

So you can go back to Lemnock and tell him that we're on to his game.

Go back.

I cannot go back. I have my orders. I must carry them out. I cannot leave

without permission.

In that case, we'll take you by force.

No. Oh, no.

Oh, dear.

Why wasn't I taught to act aggressive like the others?

I am so frightened.

Lemnock told me that duplicates can't live in the presence of those they copy.

You call that living?

The robot and I taught him to act like Dr. Smith. It's my fault he's the way he

is, I guess.

Let's get some blasting equipment and go up there.

Here. Activate the robot. Bring him in here in case he gives you any trouble.

All right. I'll help you get ready.

Now cut that out.

Now go stand in that corner.

I am only trying to complete my assignment.

You're so much like Dr. Smith, I could almost like you.

But you'd better do as I say. Now move.

Do as you say. I must do as you say. Do as you say. Do as you say. Do as you

say.

You had no trouble getting in?

None at all.

Visitors are always welcome.

We've come for Dr. Smith.

Where is he? Quite comfortable, I believe, in his cryogenous abode.

We want him back, and we want him back now, before it's too late.

Why would you want so ineffectual an individual among you? He is utterly

useless. That would be our problem, wouldn't it? And you still want him

We do.

I was counting on that.

And what's that supposed to mean?

You have been of much help to my people.

I have already sent the duplicates on their way to help my people survive.

But a symbol of survival would help them even more.

What do you mean, symbol? Your vehicle, the Jupiter.

I can see it now with the duplicates with the controls arriving at our

What a stupid... Immunous it will be to our creativity, to our future as a

people. Do you have any idea how long we'd last without a ship?

You have a magnificent instinct for survival. You would manage.

The answer is no.

And we still want Smith back.

Only in exchange for your ship.

But I prefer to give you both a chance to think things over. You have a little

less than one hour, I believe.

I believe you heard me quite clearly. A little less than one hour, if you wish

to save him.

He wouldn't let him go. I know.

Yes, he said he'd release him on just one condition.

What was that?

That we'd let him have the Jupiter II.

Say, you see, son, it was a question of our survival as Smiths. There was

nothing we could do.

Come on, let's turn in.

I think I'll stay out here for a while, Dad.

All right. Don't be too long, though.

Have you no sympathy for my aching back?

None.

I feel a cold coming on.

Try not to sneeze.

Your mechanism might come loose.

Your excuse, robot.

Affirmative.

Thank you.

He was very obstinate. He even refused to let me sit down.

Duplicates don't get tired.

Perhaps not, but I like to act as if I were.

Now let me see.

I still have to learn a little about the propulsion.

You're not going to learn anything around here anymore.

But what about my orders?

Your orders are cancelled.

By the master?

By me.

Oh, dear.

Lemnock will be very angry with me.

He will probably want to do away with me.

Oh, the pain, the pain, the pain, the pain, the pain. Stop acting like Dr.

Smith. You're not Dr.

Smith. You never were and you never will be. I'm sorry I ever taught you

anything. You're just a bunch of cosmic dust.

Cosmic dust.

After all I have learned.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have called you that.

You are pretty smart.

And I guess I could have taught you to be just like my dad instead of Dr.

Except you don't look like my dad.

But I love being like Dr.

Smith. Well, if it's any satisfaction to you, you'll be happy to know that there

won't be a Dr. Smith around here much longer.

You'll be the only one, and you're not going to be here very long.

But while I am here, can't I be like the real Dr. Smith to you?

Can't I be your friend?

No.

Cosmic dust. Cosmic dust. Cosmic dust. Cosmic dust. Cosmic dust.

No, Master.

I came here of my own free will.

Ridiculous. In my presence, you have no free will.

Have you learned all there is to learn about their vehicle?

No, Master.

Actually, I have forgotten all that I did learn.

What? I could send you back to the dust you came from for this.

Go ahead.

What did you say? I said go ahead.

Let's be reasonable about this, Smith. Maybe I have been a little too hard on

you. Would you like a little more time, a few special privileges?

Special privileges?

Will you let the real Dr.

Smith go?

Are you out of your mind?

No, Master, I am out of your mind. Will you let him go?

No!

In a few minutes.

It will be too late.

He will be gone.

much as I would like to take your place.

I know it could never...

More can be achieved through friendship than by fear.

Now it is too late.

I don't know where he is, Dad. We had a quarrel and I insulted him. It really

doesn't matter, does it?

I'm working on the railroad.

Ah, my dear friends, how glad I am to see you. Now, please excuse me. I must

off about my business. Wait a minute.

What are you doing?

It's Dr. Smith, all right. Are you sure?

Well, of course I'm Dr. Smith. Who did you think I was? Some sort of

unreasonable facsimile?

Well, it could happen.

Yes, but for once I must say, we're all delighted to see you. Indeed, and so you

should be.

There have been moments when I prefer the other Dr. Smith.

He was nice and polite.

Other Dr.

Smith? Well, that's impossible, you ludicrous lump.

There can only be one Dr. Zachary Smith, and I am he.

reaction. Hand me the XYZ formula, please.

Well, don't just stand there, you nickel -plated nincompoop. Get a move on. It

is impossible to do as you ask, because I do not understand what you want.

This is the XYZ formula.

It is?

Strange. I thought it was the MQW formula.

A fat lot of help you are.

How's your experiment coming along, Dr. Smith? Quite nicely, my dear.

Success is almost within my grasp.

What are you trying to make here, Doctor?

A new kind of chicken soup?

Spare me the people jokes, Major. They are typical of your crude humor.

However, if you must know, I have invented a new type of rocket fuel for

Jupiter II.

Really? Well, we could sure use it, but without deutronium, it can't work.

And we don't have any.

There is enough deutronium here to get us to Earth and back, if necessary.

I've never seen it in liquid form before.

A scientific breakthrough of my own, Professor.

discovered with the help of his brilliant assistants.

Silence, you bungler.

Yes, I have accomplished the impossible.

I have discovered a way to get us off this unhappy and unhealthy planet.

Dr. Smith, before we go placing the Laurel Reef upon your noble brow, I've

question. You always have, Major.

Well, we've been trying for months to get off of this planet.

Why didn't you dream up this rocket fuel before?

The answer is quite simple.

I had not yet reached the depths of despair.

When a man is driven to the limits of his endurance, he must act or perish.

When will your experiment be completed, Dr. Smith?

One final simple step and I am ready.

This I've got to see.

Now then, we are ready to test our new fuel formula.

I will add the liquid plutonium to this engine.

It seems that your experiment isn't working, Doctor.