All language subtitles for lost_in_space_s02e16_the_girl_from_the_green_dimension

Last week, as you recall, we left Will,
Dr. Smith, and the robots at the

Electron Telescope, just as a solar gale
had trapped them in a sudden rain, a

giant cosmic bomb.

He's begun to abate.

I think it's safe to go out now.

You first, my boy.

I thought you said Sagittarius people
were bold.

Bold, yes, but not Bobby.

Your body, being smaller than mine,
offers less of a target for flying

I'll hold your hand so you won't be
blown away.

It's almost over. You can come out now.

an exhilarating experience.

Man against the elements is the essence
of heroism. I feel powerful enough to

conquer the universe.

You find that funny, you automated oaf?

Negative. I am clearing the solar dust
from my memory banks.

Hey, look at the electronic telescope.

Its lights are blinking green.

That, Will Robinson.

is the action of a deposit of positron
particles combined with solarized ions

from an unknown source.

They are highly energized.

Are they dangerous? I mean, can we still
use the telescope?

They are not dangerous, but I cannot
compute what they have done to our

system. I'll see.

Golly, Dr. Smith, look at this!

What is it? Another solar gale? The
robot would have warned us if it was.

look.

No, it can't be.

It's not possible.

Why'd you turn her off?

She looked kind of nice. Just like she
did when you did that space dance with

her during our flight. You sure acted
gaga over her then.

Bear me your vivid recollections.

I wonder how she knew where to find me.

Maybe she's a Sagittarius like you.

Sagittarius? Let's see.

She's an optical illusion, nothing more.

She is not an illusion. And my sensors
indicate that she can also see you.

Nonsense.

She's a vagrant memory of the past.

A phantasma of the night.

You, sir?

Strike and carry. We're going back to
camp.

I'm frightened.

I don't like it. I still don't think she
was a phantasma, or whatever you called

her. Of course she was.

A mere will -o' -the -wisp. Just
thinking of her is a menace.

I thought you liked her.

At the time, I was merely being gallant,
my boy, as I always am to a lady.

Being a man of the world, I wouldn't
dream of being anything but kind and

considerate to the weaker sex.

Bless their dear little feminine hearts.

Even though she's a menace? Only to
those inexperienced.

a stitch under my heart. We must have
run that last mile in three minutes.

Under other circumstances, it would have
been a world's record.

Action! You ran the last 300 yards in
three minutes.

A record for snails, not humans.

Bear me the technicalities, you
computerized clown.

Take a few deep breaths, Dr. Smith.
It'll steady your breathing. Oh, I

doubt it, but I will try.

Very well.

Well, that's breathing about, Smith. And
don't tell me it's... hard work. Oh,

your cracker barrel humor leaves me
unmoved, Major.

The fact of the matter is, my personal
courage saved us all from a fate worse

than death.

Do you feel strong enough, Doctor, to
describe that fate to us? No, no, the

said, the better.

Well, perhaps you can tell us about it,
son.

Well, it wasn't as bad as Dr. Smith said
it was. Indeed.

Well, first he ran into this solar gale,
or should I say it ran into us. Then

later on, we saw the green girl through
my telescope.

Girl? What girl?

That sinister creature that we
encountered out in space. The one who

drink our deutronium fuel.

Oh, Dr.

Smith, really.

I thought she was anything but sinister.

You don't know her as well as I do, dear
lady. After all, it was me that she

hypnotized. Go on, son.

Well, when we started to come back to
the camp, she materialized in person.

Right out of the telescope.

And what happened after that?

Well, she tried to be friendly to Dr.
Smith, but he didn't see it that way. So

we ran.

Oh, now really well.

Uh, son, uh, this isn't one of your
little flights of fancy, is it? No, sir,

absolutely not, sir.

I see.

Well, it's, uh, it's getting late. We'll
talk about it tomorrow.

She's here. She followed us.

She's real, all right.

She must be after more of our deutronium
fuel. No, no, she wants me.

Look at her making those big eyes at me.
I should never have been so nice to

her.

I think she's trying to tell you
something, Dr. Smith. I don't wish to

Say something to her, Smith. You seem to
have fascinated her.

Yes, she might understand you. I'd
rather she didn't. Well, if she does

understand you, why don't you just tell
her to go away?

Go on, Dr. Smith. Give it a try.

Yes, yes, I will.

Start.

You're not wanted here.

On your way.

Keep her away from me. Save me from her.
Keep her away.

Data indicates that female from the
green dimension is harmless,

and peaceful.

I am not programmed for unwarranted
aggression in this instance.

I can fix that.

She's leaving.

Oh, Dr. Smith, she must have known what
you were going to do.

Ah, one must be firm with these
creatures.

Now that she knows how I feel about her,
she will never return.

You may rest easy now, Major. Your
supply of precious plutonium is quite

Unless you took off for our drill site.

We'll go up there tomorrow and take a
look.

Without me, I trust, I require a full
day in bed to recuperate.

You know, if Goldbrooks were worth
anything, we'd have a fortune in Dr.

Yeah, Fort Knox.

Thank you.

trying to tell me no no you must
understand i was just here to visit a

No, no, no, my dear, you mustn't,
mustn't.

Dr. Smith doesn't like that.

Oh, so brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. Brave?

Oh, yes, indeed, my dear. As a matter of
fact, when you came upon me, I was just

running to a point where there was
enough room for a real battle.

That's good, that's good.

Athena, you seem to have some influence
over that creature.

Will you kindly send him away?

Then we can be alone.

No, creature.

He friend.

He love Athena before you come.

Good heavens. A rejected suitor?

Is this what all the males look like
where you come from?

In that case, I quite understand your
preference for me.

You pretty.

Like girl.

Oh, how nice.

Much nice.

Oh, you not girl.

Good heavens, no.

You like Athena?

Like you, my dear little flower.

Let me tell you.

Can't you dispose of your friend?

He think you want power to tell future.

He think you do not want me.

That's ridiculous.

What are you laughing at, my dear?

When you angry nose wiggle.

Me love but nose wiggle.

I'm justly famous for my nose wiggle, my
dear.

Be that as it may, Athena, you do
understand that during the courtship,

young lady to bestow upon her betrothed
a trifling token of love, something of a

pre -dowry.

Dowry? Nothing much.

Possibly a hint or two on how to predict
the future.

Then? Dr. Smith and Athena be together
forever, yes?

Unquestionably.

Are you thirsty, my dear?

Thirsty? Unfortunately, I don't have my
canteen, but I'll get you some water.

No, not water.

Oh, yes.

Of course, I forgot.

Now you stay right there, and when I
return, we shall talk further.

No!

I admire your color, sir.

Exactly what happened just before you
looked through that telescopic viewer,

son? Well, when the solar gale hit, it
changed the telescope somehow.

And that's when you saw the girl through
the telescope?

Right. Well, I can't explain it. Can
you?

Well, you think of that telescopic
viewer as some kind of a window into

dimension. Well, like the green
dimension.

Then you might say she just climbed in
through the window. Something like that,

sir.

Well, I'm glad we solved that naughty
problem in galactic transportation.

John, look.

I suppose we should be grateful she
didn't drink them all.

I wonder how she pried that lock off.

With her green thumb?

From now on, we'd better keep our
deutronium back on the ship.

Well, I would, except it's so
inflammable.

Listen, let's get the extractor. We'll
decide where to store it later.

to teach you to speak our language
fluently, Athena.

Won't that be nice?

And then, my dear, you'll give me a hint
or two on how to see into the future.

A trifling token?

Exactly. Dr. Smith, what are you doing?

I thought you were scared of her.

I was, my boy, oh, I was.

But in the interest of cultural
ethnology, I forced myself to overcome

And now you've got her feeding out of
your hand with artutronium.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith. Say again.

Say what, dear?

What you said to me again.

Ah, yes.

In the interest of cultural ethnology.
Maybe that's why she likes you so much.

The way your nose wiggles.

Nonsense, my boy.

Her ESP discovered that I alone, of all
of us, live on a very high spiritual

plane. Let's return to Deutronium.

We can't, William. We can't begrudge it
to her. It's her food. She needs it to

live.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith.

Soon we will be together forever, yes?

If you consent to anything like that,
she's going to expect you to keep your

word. William.

Sometimes it is necessary to humor the
fancies of these aliens in order to get

their cooperation.

Think of it, William, think of it. Think
what we can learn from her to see into

the future the power of prognostication,
to know all, to be omniscient.

Surely that's worth a few trifling
pounds of plutonium.

Well, maybe, but... Now, please, my boy,
don't be a tattletale and tell your

father about it. Mum's the word. Until
the time comes when I can share my

newfound power with all my dear friends.

Now, run along, will you?

OK, but...

How Athena, where were we? Ah, yes, the
future.

First, make nose wiggle.

There you are.

I was taken by surprise by a pair of
roving eyes strolling through the park

day. My Dr. Smith, that's splendid.

Why, thank you very much, madam. I do
feel I'm in splendid voice today. You

Oh, tell me, how is your language of
silence coming along?

Language of silence? Yes, you said you
were going to study the sky for a

treatise you're writing.

Oh, yes, yes, indeed. It's going
splendidly, thank you very much. Oh, by

way, I do hope you have your first aid
kit with you.

Why, are you hurt? No, no, not I.

But Judy will be very shortly.

What?

Oh, now, really, Dr. Smith, that sounds
like morbid, wishful thinking.

Nothing to worry about, dear lady. It
will be a slight cut on the index finger

of the left hand.

Ouch!

Well, what happened? Oh, I just got
jabbed by one of those thorns. Let's

I think we'd better take care of that.

All right.

Tampering with alien...

Devices is the most dangerous game.

Once I learn the secret of that
telescope, there will be a magnificent

ahead for me. What care I for danger
when an incredible scientific

can be achieved?

I forgot. You are brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. Well, don't you forget it.

While strolling through the park one
day...

Are you sure, Dr.

Smith? Couldn't we have waited till
morning?

Don't worry, my boy.

There is absolutely no danger.

The darkest hour before dawn is a
fitting time to peer into the future.

If there is no danger, why are you
whispering?

Silence, you cackling canister!

Well, William, are you ready to behold
the wonders of the future?

Are you sure, Dr. Smith?

Isn't it just better to live each day as
it comes?

Spare me the dull clichés you learned at
your mother's knee, dear boy.

Shh! There's someone here.

Where? Where?

tutor of Athena's, and a very suspicious
individual.

He wants to keep me away from the
telescope. Pure jealousy, of course.

But I'm sure he won't mind if you take a
peek.

I wish I could be sure about that.

Your fears are quite groundless, my boy,
I assure you.

If you leave him alone, he'll leave you
alone.

Now go ahead and tell me what you see.

I still don't think this is a good idea,
Dr. Smith.

Nonsense, my boy. Think of the glowing
visions of the future that will appear

before your eyes.

The happiness that lies ahead for you
and all your dear ones.

How can you be sure it'll be happiness?

By always looking at the bright and
bright things. Now go ahead, take a

Warning! Warning!

The alien present from the green
dimension is advancing in your

Robinson.

Sorry if I woke you, sir.

Where did he go, that dreadful man?

He didn't hurt me, Dr. Smith.

He was even kind of friendly.

Was he indeed?

William.

What's wrong?

William.

You're green as a pickle.

Besides, I don't think you could take
this stuff off with a scouring pad.

Oh, I'm afraid you're right.

I think we're going to have to find some
other kind of solvent.

Will!

How many times have you been told not to
let Dr. Smith talk you into following

him on those harebrained schemes of his?

I know, Dad, but I just thought we'd get
a glimpse of the future. You know, like

when Dr.

Smith saw Judy Jabberfinger.

Only this time I thought it'd be more
interesting.

Interesting is hardly the word for it.

I guess I look a little bit like Athena
now.

Is anybody going to laugh at me?

Of course not, son.

You should not feel badly.

Green is not an unattractive color.

You're a real big help.

But I really feel sorry for Dr. Smith.

He feels responsible for all this. Well,
I should think so. But the worst thing

he did was to bring you back and leave
you and then run away.

Well, maybe he didn't want to talk to
anybody.

When we find him, he's going to have a
lot of talking to do, son.

Come on, dear, now. Let's go into
breakfast. Judy and Penny are waiting.

I'm not very hungry, Mom.

Oh, well.

Don't you think that the sooner they see
you, the sooner they can get accustomed

to you?

You haven't really changed, you know.

Come on.

Anybody can be green.

Not as desirable or exclusive as a
sturdy silver gray, but acceptable.

Athena!

Athena!

he has befallen me.

How cruel they are to blame me.

What I was trying to do was to let that
dear boy share in the splendors of...

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith!

Athena!

Oh, Athena, thank heaven I found you.

Oh, pretty, pretty.

Big nose wiggle.

Not now, my treasure. I'm in a terrible
jam.

There is no time for explanations now,
Athena. No time at all.

Listen, you must come with me at once
and see what that unprincipled heathen

Erso has done to Willow. Only you can
save me from permanent disgrace and

possible bodily injury. Now come, dear,
come. We must hurry. Hurry!

Beautiful.

Beautiful? That's not a word to use for
boys.

Me do not know much word.

Duke de Smith teach I more plenty soon.

The point is, Athena, regardless of how
you feel Will looks now, we'd rather

have him back the way he was.

You simply must change him back.

Not like green?

Oh, there's nothing wrong with it.

Except that you must realize that my son
belongs in this dimension.

Not yours.

Now, I can't explain what happened, and
maybe you can, but that's not important.

The important thing is we've got to help
Will.

Not understand.

It is very pretty green.

Me green?

Not like I?

Yes, of course we do, Athena.

Then you like boy.

Nothing wrong with green boy.

Well, it's just that we want our boy
to...

Be the way he was.

I'm sorry. I cannot help.

Urso play game on handsome, pretty
handsome Dr.

Smith.

Urso, only one can change boy back.

That terrible man. Athena jilted him for
me. I suppose this is his revenge.

Is he also from the green dimension?

Where else? Oh, dear.

Why the blazer should she want you
rather than one of her own kind?

Dr. Smith, how brilliant.

You are not so smart.

He are brave.

You are scared he can't see, tell I.

That's quite enough, my dear.

Dr. Smith are special.

He make nose wiggle when he speak.

Only one in green dimension is nose
wiggle.

Where is this Urso?

Urso wait for Dr.

Smith. For me? Why?

Urso play game on boy.

Now you play game.

On Ursa.

But I don't know any games.

Punch, kick, choke, brick bone.

All very good games.

Handsome, pretty handsome.

You win, for I... But it's not fair.

It's not fair.

He's a heavyweight, and I'm a mere
bantam. Can't you persuade him to get

whole thing, my dear?

It's old custom in Green Dimension.

When you won...

Fight will kill old one.

You win for I, handsome, pretty,
handsome Dr. Smith.

But I'm not in condition. I shall
require at least a month in a training

Urso, wait now.

I could show you a few karate tricks
before you go, Dr. Smith.

Thank you, no. I shall never be a match
for that brute.

You no fight game with Urso?

No. No, it's out of the question.

Dr. Smith, disappoint I.

Dr. Smith, not love, Athena.

You no play fight game with Urso.

Athena, go.

Oh, dear, oh, dear. The Herculean labor
that she demands of me.

Now you can see what an impossible
creature she is.

Well, judging from what you must have
told her, Dr. Smith.

I'd say she's just expecting you to keep
your word.

I merely told her a little about myself.

You promised to go to the Green
Dimension with her.

That was a tactical maneuver in the
interest of science, my boy.

Well, with your experience with tactical
maneuvers, I don't think you'll have

any trouble with her, so... Now, what's
more, Smith?

I'm not going to let you weasel out of
this one.

Now, you got Will into this, you're
going to get him out.

What are you doing way out here, Will?
Looking at the stars.

They look kind of friendly tonight.

More friendly than we are?

Maybe. You know that's not so.

Isn't it?

Of course not.

Would you like to play a game of chess
with me?

No, thanks, Connie. Not right now.

You think you're something special just
because you're green, don't you?

Well, you're not.

You're the same Will Robinson you always
were.

And if you think we're going to make a
big fuss over you or treat you

differently, you're wrong. I don't want
anyone making any fuss. I just want you

to leave me alone. Leave me alone!

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

It's nothing you said.

Then what is?

Well, couldn't we... I mean, couldn't
you do something that would

make me green too?

You wouldn't want that.

I wouldn't have said it if I didn't mean
it.

After all, green's a very nice color.

It goes with everything.

You know, I never thought about that.

Maybe I just will play you that game of
chess now.

You're not brooding, are you?

No, but I could be persuaded to very
easily.

Shouldn't they be in bed?

Now, look, this is the first time that
Will has shown any interest in anything

since he turned green.

Now, I'm going to let them stay up as
late as they like.

John? Yeah?

There's no sign of that joker she calls
Eartho.

I left him up on the telescope.

How do you know he won't run away?

I left the robot with him. Besides, he
knows if he starts running, he better

keep on running.

If he doesn't come very soon, I shall
claim victory.

Is it possible that he's afraid of me?

Negative.

If only I knew what the outcome of all
this will be.

Outcome? Synonym for prediction.

Prediction?

No, no. Better not. No telling what will
happen.

One green skin in the family is quite
enough.

You, sir, come here.

Approach the telescope, activate your
sensors, and report your observations to

me. You wish to peek into the future and
find out what will happen after the

fight? Whether you will survive the
moment of truth?

Spare me your bullring dramatics, you
ludicrous lump -toothed toad!

If you insist.

But I have been programmed to dislike
the sight of blood.

Your programming is of no interest to
me, you bumbling birdbrain.

But maybe you're right. It might be too
hideous to look at.

Oh. Dear, if only I knew whether he was
coming.

Perhaps I could leave him a note
claiming victory through default.

Dr. Smith, he is here. What? What?
Where? Where?

Not so fast, Ursula, boy. Not so fast.
We both need time to prepare, you know.

Are you familiar with the markers of
Queensborough's rules?

No, I don't suppose you are.

Couldn't we talk this over, Ursa Warboy?
I mean, as man to man, or whatever you

are.

Confidentially, I am an innocent victim
in all this. I can't help being so

attractive to Athena, but... But between
you and me, she's really not my type.

stand. It's just the family standing
about.

There's an old saying that what is
buried in the ground is soon forgotten.

But this is one time that I'm not likely
to forget.

Nor will I.

A wonderful helper, tireless, loyal,
uncomplaining.

It's a funeral for some space,
unfortunately, with everyone watching.

Professor, Mrs. Robinson, Major West,
Judy, Penny.

No, it can't be.

They're all there but me.

It's my funeral.

Who else can it be? Who else is loyal,
tireless, and uncomplaining? Oh, dear,

end has come.

I'm going to die so young, so young.

We're in trouble.

The atomic cupid heating coils are shot.

Looks like we'd have to junk the whole
unit.

Yeah, we're in a method, too.

John? Any word yet about Dr. Smith?

We'll take another look as soon as we
bury this contaminated unit.

There was no trace of him when you
looked this morning.

Now, as far as I know, he could have
gone off to the green dimension.

That I doubt.

Now, I've got a hunch he's out there
someplace, skulking around until he

up with an alibi that he thinks we'll
swallow.

Tastes this well. I crossed that minty
stuff with that yellow fruit we found,

and now it tastes like licorice.

No thanks, Penny.

Is it because you don't care for
anything, but... But what?

Well, maybe the kind of food we like
doesn't appeal to you anymore.

Would you like me to get you some?

Neutronium?

No.

Not quite that. I don't think I'm ready
for that yet.

In fact, I've got other things on my
mind. You're worried about Dr. Smith.

So am I.

I think I'd better go look for him.

I'll go with you. No, Penny, stay here.
It's not that I don't want you, but,

well, I feel Dr.

Smith's my responsibility right now.

Careful, you clumsy clump. You nearly
affixed me to me.

Dr. Smith?

Oh, dear William.

How good of you to bring me comfort in
my last hours.

Everyone's been worried about you, sir.
Dad and Dan were out looking for you,

and I was afraid that you might be...
Don't spare me the word, my boy.

You were afraid I was dead.

Whatever small consolation it might be,
I expect to live a bit longer.

On borrowed time, you might say.

However, I fear my mortal hours are
numbered.

You mean you're going to die soon?

It could happen at any moment.

How can you say that until you meet
Ursa? We have already met.

I could have fought him to a standstill
or broken his back.

But the cunning rascal outsmarted me and
lured me into seeing my future.

And as you can see, I'm working on it
now.

Your own tombstone?

Yes, indeed.

It's a bitter task, but one that I
prefer not to leave to others.

Dear William, you do understand that
under the circumstances, I was much too

demoralized to do anything further about
your green condition.

I understand, Dr. Smith. That's okay.

I just can't believe that you won't be
with us much longer.

Can you, Robert?

I have already written Dr.

Smith off, Will Robinson.

You traitor!

After all I've done for you.

Well, in any case...

How do you like it so far?

It's okay, I guess.

What do you mean, you guess?

In my own humble opinion, it's an
outstanding example of the stonecarver's

Worthy of a Michelangelo.

You are fortunate that Michelangelo is
not around to hear you say that.

Silence, you uncultured clump.

Maybe if I went to Athena, she might
know a way to save you. No, William.

The moving finger writes and having writ
moves on.

It wouldn't do any harm to try.

If the worst comes to the worst, as I'm
sure it will, would you tell her that I

would like her, please, to come to my
funeral?

It will be a magnificent ceremony.

And you?

What a brave young lad he is.

I must write a will and leave him
something to remember me by.

Yes, I have it.

I shall leave him my priceless
collection of self -portraits.

There is a much better way for him to
remember you by, Dr. Smith.

Indeed. What can a man so close to death
leave to another but his treasures?

A man so close to death can fight to the
death with Ursul.

After all, you have nothing to lose but
your life.

What? I will now go to Ursul and issue
your challenge to a duel to the death.

It is a far, far better thing than you
have ever done. You will go out in

splendor.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

But not for long.

Talk to you about Dr. Smith.

Handsome, brave, handsome Dr.

Smith. I thought you were angry at him.

He go make fight game with Urso.

How'd you know about that?

Athena know much, many, everything.

Oh, so brave Dr.

Smith. He make fight for me.

Well, he's only fighting because he
looked into the future and saw that he's

going to die anyway.

That's why I came to you to see if you
could help him so he won't have to fight

Urso and die.

Please, Athena.

You love Dr.

Smith?

Kind of, I guess.

He make Wiggle Nose for Little Green
Boy?

No, he just did that for you.

Now, I know you think Dr. Smith's brave
and handsome and romantic and bold and

all that stuff, but, well, I think you
should know the truth about him.

Dr. Smith's just a scaredy cat.

Scaredy cat?

Yeah, he's afraid of his own shadow.

You've got to help him, Athena.

Handsome.

Pretty handsome.

Dr. Smith?

A scaredy cat?

Uh -huh. Ah.

Cute little green fella.

How about you come to Green Dimension
with Athena?

I may be a cute little green fella, but
I don't think I'm ready to fly yet.

Okay.

Dr. Smith.

We hide.

It was quite unnecessary to bring that
along, you know. In the interest of

efficient handling, And to avoid
unnecessary transportation, I thought it

sound economics.

Indeed, you fool.

You didn't mean such a devilish hurry to
finish me off, you know. The

antagonists will now select their
weapons.

Dr. Smith, don't be silly. Calm down.

Where have you been?

I'm here, don't you see? Not down there.

You buried the wrong person.

We haven't buried anyone. We've just got
rid of this contaminated piece of

radioactive equipment.

Then the future lies.

I'm not going to die.

I thought she was going to take me back
with her. Well, I'm sure she understood

that we'd much rather have you with us.

No matter how I look? No matter how you
look.

Hey, I'm not green anymore.

That's right.

All right, now, let's get back to the
ship, huh?

Come on.

Dear old Sagittarius.

If you knew what a terrible fate you
nearly ordained for me.

What is this thing called love?

Love is a plate of spinach.

Handsome, pretty, handsome Dr.

Smith.

Lovely lunch, delicious.

Will you care for a cookie, will you?

Dr. Smith, the regulator's entering
fusion stage. The radiation count's

increasing. No need to worry. We're
quite safe behind this rock.

But the robot, the lead shield, might
not protect him.

He's merely a servo mechanism.

His loss, I'm sure, will not long be
remembered.

How can you say things like that? And
besides, if there is an explosion... An

explosion?

Perhaps you're right.

We'd best do something.

That's all right. I think the robot's
got it under control.

Ah, good.

The atomic regulator is secure.

There is no more danger of radioactive
poisoning.

It certainly took you long enough, you
lugubrious laggard. Now let us return to

camp and build fires against the light.

There may well be alien monsters afoot.

We're safe with the robot, Dr. Smith.

Safe indeed.

He's about as protective as a leaky
umbrella.

What is that?

What happens?

We're being attacked by aliens.

There's only one Dr. Smith.

The forerunner of an army.