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Last week, as you recall, we left Dr. Smith, Will, and the robot at play,

unaware that a trio of aliens were waiting to attack.

Good stance, William. The flawless phone. The perfect coordination.

Less talk, more action, please.

Silence, you nitty.

Observe.

Dr. Smith!

Are you all right?

Like the old saying, seeing is believing. He did everything perfectly.

Unfortunately, he forgot to release the ball.

What a stupid thing is stuck on my finger. You blithering booby. William,

help me get it off.

Pull harder, Will Robinson.

What are you doing? You'll mean me for life.

We might have to blast.

I'll blast you, you bumbling bird.

Whatever shall I do, doomed foe.

What's the law?

It's rolling.

Away, poor little goat.

Oh, the pain. The pain.

I think the explosion loosened one of my wisdom teeth.

William.

Good heavens.

What's that?

Will it come?

Who cares?

It's a gift from the gods.

Oh, gold.

Solid gold.

Where is it?

We've lost it.

It's all your fault.

The object you seek is in the cave.

Then why are we waiting out here?

Let's go in and get it.

Maybe we shouldn't, Dr. Smith. Who knows what's inside?

A hundred gold balls, that's what. Come along.

You, sir, into the cave, quickly.

prefer to remain out here. Get in there, you cowardly clump.

Yes, William, I think we should.

Get the ball.

Good

heavens,

who are you?

What do you want?

We want the robot.

Oh, thank heavens.

What are you waiting for? Find out what the gentleman wants.

He who turns and runs away may get his information another day.

We need the robot.

We will give you gold for him.

No, you can't have him. I don't care what you offer.

Gold, did you say?

Let them take him, William. He's just a machine.

No. Here, take your old gold.

I think you're right, Will.

We don't need the gold ball anyway, do we?

Thank you.

Oh,

now, come on. You needn't look so glum. After all, it was you who volunteered to

help me this morning.

Well, I volunteered to do the masculine chores. You know, like mow the grass,

clean out the garage, change a few light bulbs.

Well, we haven't any grass.

We don't have a garage, and all the lights are transistorized.

Well, I'm glad that Don isn't here to see me in my ultimate disgrace.

You think so?

Right now... Don is in the galley teaching Judy how to make a Boston cream

A Boston cream pie?

Darling, you're not only pretty, you're funny.

Well, Don has been keeping a deep, dark secret.

He's really an excellent cook.

Well, now I know what they mean when they say a woman's work is never done.

They get some man to do it for them.

Heaven knows what they were.

Well, what happened?

Well, we followed a gold bowling ball into a cave.

There were three aliens inside.

They wanted me.

A truly terrifying experience.

I computed the aliens.

They are capable of sinister and dangerous acts. We must be on our guard

them. Can you tell us why they wanted you?

There was a mental barrier between myself and their motives. I tell you,

all in dire peril.

Oh, well, now you're safe here. We probably won't be attacked in broad

I do not wish to place anyone in danger.

Perhaps I should go and find out what the aliens wish of me. Oh, you'll do no

such thing. Now, you're part of this family, and what happens to you happens

all of us.

My computers are deeply moved by your loyalty.

Are they indeed?

Sentimentality is all very well, but it hardly helps our situation.

From now on, we'll take precautions.

We'll carry arms and travel in pairs outside the campsite. That's not enough,

Professor. From past experience, we know that we simply cannot cope with these

outer space aliens by ordinary measures.

Would you have us dig a hole in the sand and then pull it in after us?

Now, Dr. Smith, we've been in dangerous situations before this. We'll probably

survive this one, too. I'm afraid I do not share your optimism, madam.

So far, we've been exceedingly fortunate, but our luck is running out.

I feel it.

All you feel, doctor, is probably hunger.

Now, I fixed a good dinner, and Don is making a Boston cream pie.

The Major is making a Boston cream pie?

Mm -hmm.

My luck has run out.

Oh, dear.

Disaster has struck. The aliens are attacking us.

They'll wake the children.

Relax. It's a new oxygen unit I installed on the purification system.

The new components are just tight from lack of use.

They'll be all right in a day or so.

It's your move, John.

Professor Robinson.

Professor Robinson.

Here? In this room?

Do not look for us, Professor Robinson.

Doomed. We are doomed.

It's coming from that chess piece.

We wish to speak with you, Professor Robinson.

You will come to the cave.

If you do not come to us, we will come for you.

I'd better do as they say.

Oh, John, you can't. It's too dangerous.

You're safe inside the spaceship.

But once they have you with their power... Look, if they can bring their

in here through this chest piece, they can probably transport their material

cells in here as well.

I'd rather talk to them on the wrong ground.

I'll go with you.

Don. Oh, John's right.

After all, they did say they only wanted the robot.

What if you really think so?

You will be careful, Lo.

We'll be careful.

You're coming with us, Smith. I?

I'm sure you and the Major can handle the situation.

Of course we can handle the situation.

We just need you to show us where the cave is.

I'll tell you where it is. I'll draw you a map. Smith, you're wasting time.

But someone must take it. Take the paneling. My wife can do that very well.

you're making a mistake. I warned you.

Here it is.

I'll wait outside.

Quit start.

You have acted wisely, Professor Robinson.

Had you not obeyed, we would have been forced to come after you.

Hello?

Where are you?

You have a machine.

A mechanical man.

I'm sorry. We need our robot.

We don't need him at all. Our lives are at stake. Quiet, Smith.

We are willing to reward you handsomely for your machine.

He's not for sale.

You are a stubborn Earthman, Professor Robinson.

I have offered you great riches for your mechanical man.

Now, we will have to take him, and you will receive nothing.

I don't know why you want the robot.

Perhaps if you told us, we could help you.

Only the mechanical man can solve our problem.

For the last time, will you sell him to us?

He's not for sale.

Very well.

Then we will act accordingly.

I think we should accept their offer.

Nobody asked you, Smith. Let's get out of here.

Ah. A little water and in a few days we'll be having crisp green lettuce.

I shall not be here to see the results of our work. Why not? My number is up.

Oh, that's no way to talk. Nothing's going to happen to you.

My senses tell me my time grows short. For this robot, honesty is kaput.

In other words, I've had it.

You've been acting strangely ever since those three aliens showed up.

There's nothing to be afraid of. We'll protect you.

It is not enough.

Despite your best efforts, I am doomed.

I knew it. I knew it. They have come for me.

Don't shoot. Don't shoot. It's us.

Oh, Dr. Smith.

The robot thought it was the aliens.

Look at you. A grown robot. Acting like a frightened child.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Despite the fact that I am not programmed for fear, it isn't a... which

acquired. Color him yellow and call him coward.

That's not fair, Dr. Smith. Yes, the robot has proved his courage time and

again. Has he indeed?

He's a coward. That's exactly what he is. You quivering quintessence of fear.

I am ashamed.

And so you should be. Oh, Dr. Smith, please. You're making the robot very

unhappy. We cannot hide from the truth, my dear. He's definitely a liability.

And the sooner we turn him over to the aliens, the better.

You are a cruel, cold man, Dr. Smith. Bah!

goes. Who cares?

Not I.

Dad, I can't find the robot.

I've looked all over. Do you know where he is?

I haven't seen him since lunchtime.

Have you? Yeah, he's in the lower deck being guided by Smith.

No, he isn't. And Dr. Smith isn't there either.

I should have known better. The bloop could have done a better job than Smith.

Indeed. I heard that last remark, meter.

Your anxiety is ill -founded. That Neanderthal ninny is quite safe,

hardly mentally sound.

He's a mass of fear. It's disgusting.

Where is he? Hiding behind those rocks.

I can't say that I blame him for his anxiety.

Despite my deep sympathy for him, I suggest you assign someone else as his

protector. What's the matter, Smith? Are you getting just a little bit nervous?

Certainly not.

It's just that his computers keep chattering and they set up a fearful

simply cannot bear the sound. In my opinion, 200 traumatic robots wouldn't

annoying as one Zachary Smith.

I'll stay with him for a while.

Marooned on this barren planet.

Beset by grotesque aliens and monsters.

And now we have a terrified mechanical dunderhead on our hands.

I am so unhappy.

Soon I'll be taken away from these familiar surroundings, from the friends

love.

The good life will be lost forever.

Don't talk like that. It'll only make you feel worse.

I know. I try to fight it, but without success.

Only this morning I had this strange sensation in my senses.

I can't imagine what it was.

An explanation is simple.

I was crying on the inside.

Robots can't cry.

You just don't understand, Will Robinson.

Oh, I have that strange sensation again.

You mean you think you're going to cry?

Yes. Please leave me.

I do not want you to see me in this condition.

All right. I'll wait for you back at the Jupiter.

Please go.

you wouldn't harm them. Not unless you refuse to cooperate.

I shall do whatever you ask.

Come with us.

Oh, dear.

Will hardly touched his food.

I didn't eat very much either.

I suppose I should have insisted that they eat a better breakfast, but I just

didn't have a heart to. Well, they took the robot's disappearance pretty hard.

Well, the children aren't the only ones who feel badly about it. Every time I

look around, I keep expecting to see that silly machine with its arms waving,

saying, warning, warning, it does not compute.

Ah, but you do compute, dear lady.

You're a lovely woman, a splendid mother, and an excellent cook.

I shall have three slices of toast this morning instead of my usual two.

Ah, breakfast is over and lunch is at noon, Smith.

Thank you for the meal schedule, Major, but I couldn't care less. It just so

happens that I was attacked by pangs of hunger during the night. I defeated the

enemy by a quick raid on the food locker.

You didn't happen to see the robot while you were up, did you?

No, I did not.

The aliens have taken him.

It looks that way.

I can't truthfully say that I'm sorry.

When the safety of all is jeopardized by the presence of one, that one must go.

The aliens were here all right.

And I found the robot's tracks when he followed them off.

Dad, we've got to get him back.

Well, Don and I are leaving right now, son.

Personally, my boy, I think you're making much ado about nothing.

Oh, that's where you're wrong.

The robot is a very important part of this family.

Yes, and now that he's gone, guess who's going to do his chores?

I cannot imagine.

You. What?

We all have much to do. You seem to be the only one with any leisure time.

Oh, that poor dear machine.

We have suffered an irreplaceable loss, William. We must leave no stone unturned

in our efforts to locate him. But, Dr. Smith, you just said... Words, just

words, to cover my broken heart.

The robot is like a brother to me.

Brother.

Found what we were looking for. Yeah.

Boy, they really tore him apart.

I wonder what they wanted.

I don't know. Maybe they were curious as to how he worked.

Well, we hope we can get him back together again.

What a mess.

Well, our first problem was getting him back to the ship. That will not be

necessary.

We shall be through with the mechanical man soon.

You had no right to take him in the first place.

I believe, Professor Robinson, that you Earth people have a saying.

Might makes right.

What do you want with the robot? The Mechanical Man is a most interesting

machine. We happen to be interested in machines.

If you'd have asked, we'd have let you examine him.

You wouldn't have had to go through all this trouble. We did ask and were

refused.

We have had him long enough.

We want him back.

We have not yet completed our examination.

Well, that's your tough luck.

Let's take him, John.

Be careful.

You risk your life to believe me.

Perhaps now you will act with more caution.

When we are through with the robot, he shall be returned to you.

How do we know you'll keep your word? As proof of our good faith, you may take

the head of the mechanical man.

We have finished with it.

I don't think we have any choice.

We'll be waiting for the rest of it.

I no longer.

How about some

company, son?

Sure, Dan.

We found the robot, son.

Where is he?

He's all right, isn't he?

We'll know as soon as the alien's returning to us.

Something's happened to him.

They dismantled him. We're going to have a very big reassembly job on our hands.

We'll get him back together again, won't we, Dad? We'll try.

But you've got to remember one thing.

That robot is a very complex piece of machinery.

There may be some parts that won't work again.

We can do it.

We've got to do it. The robot isn't just a machine to me, Dad.

We all feel that way about him, son.

I know, but we've sort of got a special feeling toward each other.

Like we were brothers.

I mean, if I had a brother, I'd like him to be as nice as the robot.

You've got two lovely sisters, son.

They're nice, too.

I know, but, well, they're different.

They're girls.

I think I know what you're trying to say.

Look, when the aliens bring that robot back, we're going to do the best we can

to put him back together again.

But if we can't, you're going to have to adjust to that loss.

Nothing's permanent, son.

Neither men nor machines.

You know the nice thing about having a son?

You can watch him become a man and grow up with him all over again.

You want to come outside with me?

I'll have to hear it.

I'll come with you.

Now, this should shake him up a little.

I've been waiting for a long while to get back at Smith.

Oh, Don, you shouldn't. I think it's a cruel joke. Oh, Judy, there's no harm in

it. As a matter of fact, it might teach him a lesson.

You wait here.

Dr.

Smith, I have returned.

Well, that's a thrilling bit of news.

Well, where are you, you bellicose bumpkin?

Come, come, don't play hide -and -seek with me. I simply will not indulge you

this childish nonsense. I never... Oh,

it can't be.

I am the ghost of the robot.

I have come back because my spirit is troubled.

And only you can help me, Dr. Smith.

Anything. I'll do anything.

Henceforth, you shall abandon your evil ways.

And never again refer to a robot as a bellicose

pumpkin. Never. I'll never do it again. I promise you. Oh, yes, I do promise.

Very well.

We shall see.

But remember, if... You go back on your word.

I shall haunt you forever.

Your voice sounds very strange,

period robot.

Well, that is because I am talking from another world.

Period of the robot, are you? I'll show you some spirit!

I'll never forget you for this, Major.

Never. You will ruin this day, I promise you.

Beware, sir. Beware.

Warning, warning, warning.

Dr. Smith is irate.

Warning, warning, warning.

Dr. Smith is irate.

Warning, warning, warning.

John?

Hey. Hey, hey.

Hey, remember me?

Sorry, Don. I was reading this book on robot assembly.

I hadn't realized... are quite so complicated.

Look at that.

With a little luck, we'll get him together.

That's if we ever get him back.

We have kept our word, Professor Robinson.

We have learned what we wish to know and have returned the mechanical man to

you. Look outside.

a big assembly job ahead of us.

We'll start first thing in the morning.

Do we have to wait so long?

We could start right now. We'll get a lot of work done by morning.

Yeah, miss a lot of sleep.

I'd be willing to stay up a week just to get this robot back together.

All right, let's get started.

I got some tools and a work light. Okay.

Okay.

You want to give me a hand?

Now I'm going to have to enlarge that rivet hole.

Get that power up too high.

Set on low.

and it still kept running.

Maybe the switch was stuck here.

It's all right now.

I had the strangest feeling that some outside force was controlling this

and I couldn't let go of it.

That's funny.

He's back!

The robot's back! Wonderful!

Yes, the aliens brought him back last night, and we've been working on him

since. So I see.

Well, how's it going?

Well, the parts all seem to be here.

Getting them back together, that's the problem.

Let's go.

Oh, dear, I, uh... I have another problem for you. Oh?

The food storage units have stopped working.

Now, how long have they been out? A couple of hours.

Lucky I noticed it, otherwise all our supplies would have been spoiled. I

switched it over to auxiliary power.

Do you have any idea what could have gone wrong?

No. I checked the central power system, and it seemed fine.

First the drill, now this.

You don't think there could be any connection between the two?

I don't see how there could be.

It's probably just a coincidence.

Dad, can we continue working on the robot?

Oh, Will, your father and Don have been up all night.

Besides, breakfast is ready.

Breakfast? I'm not hungry. I'm starved not.

All right, son.

Here's the assembly manual, Will.

Good luck.

I'd like to help you, my dear boy, but you understand that I simply cannot do

any manual labor without proper substance.

Smith, you could live a week with all that blubber.

Beloved indeed, this theater is...

Think you've spent enough time on the robot for a while? You can finish it up

later. Breakfast is almost over. And I'm almost done.

How's it going, Will? Fine. Hey, can you help me with the head? Yeah, sure.

Easy now.

Thanks,

Don. Okay, keep up the good work, huh?

That should do it.

I sure hope everything works.

Where am I?

What happened?

The aliens took you apart.

How do you feel?

There is a slight uneasiness in my sensors.

That's nothing to worry about. You've got a lot of new parts in you.

The explanation is satisfactory.

I am most grateful to you, Will Robinson.

I have missed you.

Well, I'm glad to have you back.

Those mean old aliens.

From the moment I saw them, I computed they were evil.

You'd better check out your movement.

And the other one.

Good.

Now try to move your body.

I experienced discomfort in my road attempt a little later.

Well, I can fix that.

There, now try it.

Ha, much better.

Come on, the rest of the family will want to see you.

Have I been missed?

You sure have.

The place wasn't as main without you.

Having such good friends gives me a warm feeling inside.

of your new conductors.

They'll heat up for a while, but you'll get used to them.

That may be your explanation, Will.

I know differently.

Take my hand.

I could have been killed.

Let's take a look.

Looks all right.

It's working all right now.

Maybe you lose connection.

I'll check it out for you later. If you needn't bother, this monstrous

contraption and I are parted company forever.

Take that.

Judy was nearly strangled by that hose on the compressor unit. Are you all

now, darling? Yes.

Look, I don't know what's happening around here, but every piece of

and machinery we have seems to be going crazy.

Well, the electronic stove and the automatic laundry aren't working. And

light switch in my room is out of order. Every time I turn it on, I get an

electric shock.

You know, this whole thing doesn't make any sense.

I know it sounds crazy, but, well, it's almost as if all our machinery is being

controlled by someone.

Well, that idea may not be as wild as you think, darling.

After all, we are living on an alien planet.

Well, we won't be using the chariot for a while. Why not?

No one went berserk. Started running without being started. Then I pulled

out and it wouldn't stop.

How terrible it's happening to us.

Yes, and I think I know the source.

Those three aliens who took our robot.

Yes, but if they wanted to harm us, why would they go at it in such a roundabout

way?

Look who I have.

The robot, and he's working.

Practically as good as new.

Oh, we sure are glad to have you back.

My sensors are equally pleased, Judy.

Thank you.

If you feel up to it, I'd like to ask you a few questions.

I will be pleased to tell you all that I know, Professor Robinson.

What do you know about the aliens?

They are creatures of evil ambitions.

They desire to rule others.

Can you tell us why they took you apart?

My memory banks are weak on this point.

That's beautiful.

Well, think.

Try hard.

I am concentrating.

It is all coming back to me now.

The aliens wish to rule the Earth.

Just how do they propose to go about doing this?

By building a device which will control all machines.

With it, they would have the power of life and death.

Yeah.

It's beginning to make a little sense to me now.

A machine that could control other machines would be a very powerful

It would be so powerful it could control the entire universe.

I'm freezing.

I shall never survive the night.

The temperature is a mild 75 degrees.

We have no power. We have no heat. I'm afraid we shall all perish.

My body temperature is 95.

If you wish to be warm, Dr. Smith, come into my arms.

I'd rather die.

If only I had something hot to drink.

I could warm a beverage for you, but unfortunately my power supply is weak.

Perhaps I should go up to the alien and throw myself at their mercy.

They are not creatures of compassion.

You would be wasting your time.

But we can't just sit here and do nothing.

You've got an interest, you meddler. Think of something. I have only recently

undergone a serious repair job, Dr. Smith. The operation has left my

weak. I brought you something to drink, sir. Oh, some hot coffee.

Bless you, my boy. Bless you.

Mom heated over some candles. She says it's the last you'll have. From now on,

we're going to have to use them to light up the spaceship.

My last cup.

Truly, this is the end.

Tepid bath.

Well, things could be worse. We still have the hydroponic garden. We won't

starve. And the spaceship offers shelter from the elements.

Indeed. Raw vegetables and a cold spaceship.

Hardly a bright prospect for the future.

Dr. Smith, we shouldn't be thinking about ourselves.

Now that the aliens can control machines, the whole universe is in

I have it.

He can save us. I know I should not ask, but what did you have in mind, Dr.

Smith? It's really quite simple.

You will go to the aliens. Since you're a machine, they won't suspect you of

anything. Continue. I am listening.

While they're off guard, you can destroy them. Me?

Yes, you. You said yourself they were monsters.

No. I can't let the robot walk in there and kill them. That would be murder.

What do you suppose they're trying to do to us?

What do you say, dear boy?

Negative. You know I am programmed only for defensive purposes.

You lily -livered lump.

And even if he could, I wouldn't let him.

Very well.

I have nothing further to say.

You may leave me.

Aren't you going to come back to the spaceship?

Thank you, no, William. I prefer to stay out here and die alone.

Go.

Have it your way.

Dear, I'm cold and I'm hungry.

And I don't like it here. I don't like it at all.

The aliens took the robot apart to find out how he works.

And by studying him, they learned the basic principle of all Earth machines.

And they built some sort of device that controls all the machines.

It's got to be destroyed, Don.

Right away, without the use of our equipment.

Our chances on this planet are less than zero.

It's not only ourselves I'm thinking about.

Think of the utter chaos on Earth if all the machines went on the blink.

John, are you going to tell Maureen that we're going?

No, I don't think so.

Look, we need to get back before we're missed or... We won't get back at all.

You two going out?

Just for a few laps.

Don and I are going to check the camp area.

May I go with you?

Oh, Don and I can handle it.

Aren't you going to take your laser rifles with you?

Oh, in no immediate danger.

Well, we'll be back before you know it.

Going somewhere, Dad?

Don and I have a little job to do, son. Can I come?

No, not this time.

You and the robot stay here and look after things, all right?

Okay.

I wish them luck in their mission.

What do you mean?

Your father and Major West are going to see the aliens.

To destroy their machine?

Affirmative. Despite our instructions to remain behind, I suggest we follow

them. I don't know. Dad wanted us to stay here.

True, but we could be of assistance to them.

Okay, we'll follow along just in case.

Let's go.

What do you think?

I don't know.

It works on a solar energy principle.

Methane waves that affects other machines.

We brought the robot with us.

Gives more information.

Who cares how it works? Our purpose is to destroy it. The sooner the better.

are wasting your time, Professor Robinson.

Our creation cannot be destroyed.

Soon.

We will be the masters of the Earth.

Do you not think it ironic that man, in his desire to advance his civilization,

has created the very instruments which will enable us to destroy him?

Machines were created for the betterment of mankind, not its destruction.

That is a matter of opinion.

Well, this is one machine that isn't going to hurt anyone. I know what you

thinking. Your weapons are useless machines, Professor Robinson.

Now I suggest that you return to your spaceship.

There is nothing you can do here.

At least it won't work. Maybe we'll just have to destroy it ourselves. Then

we'll get you a try.

Dad!

Willard!

What are you doing here? The robot thought we might be able to help.

The mechanical man is mistaken.

Our invention is invulnerable. Neither man nor machine can destroy it. Is that

true, sir?

I'm afraid so, sir. Stand back. I shall destroy this terrible invention.

Our feudal mechanical man, you will be destroyed.

Keep trying!

I don't think I can do it.

What clue? He said that their invention could not be destroyed by neither man

nor machine.

It is obvious that I am not a man, but I am also not quite a machine.

I suppose I must be something in between.

Damn, Don, look at this!

It disappeared.

And they thought they'd conquer the universe by controlling its machines.

Ironic, isn't it?

That the very instruments they chose as weapons finally destroyed them.

If it wasn't for those three capes, we would never know they'd been here in the

first place.

Lovely.

What kind of contraption is that, Dr. Smith?

It's a punker, my boy. Very popular with Rajahs, Pashas, Caliphs, and similar

powerful potentates. You may share in its cooling breeze if you promise to

your breathing down to a minimum.

That's a pretty good breeze.

But does it do anything for the robot?

It lowers my thermal balance to a point where all senses perform at optimum

efficiency. Be still, you babbling birdbrain. No one is interested in your

of health.

Have either of you seen Penny?

Well, I haven't seen her since breakfast, ma 'am. Would you care to

blessings of my humble invention, madam?

No, thank you.

Yeah, someone sure overloaded it.

You know, you said that as though you think I did it.

Well, that wasn't my meaning.

You know, you're being a little hypersensitive, Don.

Hypersensitive? Oh, now, look.

Oh, dear, I was hoping Penny was up here.

She's not in her cabin.

You want me to go look for her?

No, no, that's all right, darling. You go on with your work. I'll go.

like all the others because of the heat.

I'll see to that.

Here, Debbie, you want to water it?