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Last week, as you recall, we left our
space family having just survived a

terrifying galactic meteor storm. All
were unaware that an incredible thief of

outer space was soon to follow in its
wake.

Hey, look what I found.

It's just an old alien bottle. Really,
children.

Aren't you aware that anything of value
burns as it passes through our

atmosphere? You'll find nothing but
rocky cinders out there.

Tomorrow you'll get a chance to prove
it. I beg your pardon?

We're going to check for damage. All of
us.

Oh, you know, Will, life was much more
exciting in the past. And you know why?

Because men were not pestered with all
of this work foolishness. Your father

invents one useless job after another.

There's the mineral drill. It checks out
okay, too, I guess.

You'd better do the checking this time.
My back is extremely delicate today.

I think I should take a little nap, yes?

I'll check the drill itself.

Yes, do that.

Dr. Smith, could you come over here and
hold one of these wrenches for me?

That's funny.

Dr. Smith, I just put one of the
wrenches down there and now it's

Will you please help me look for it?

Get another one out of the tool bag. I
must rest my back.

It's gone, too.

Did you take the tool bag?

Now, now, Will. No lunch until we've
finished work.

Dr. Smith!

Dogs in hotels!

Prepare to die.

Where'd you come from?

Who are you?

Stand aside, boy.

Come fight, you infidel.

Something wants to hear you, beautiful
man.

Ross, shoot.

This is a laser gun, and it could put a
hole right through you.

It could?

Well, I'll take your word for it.

But don't you think in the interest of
fair play, he should put down his

too? Certainly not.

It's not a weapon. That's just a shovel.
Haven't you ever seen a shovel before?

And what would I have to do with
something that so obviously belongs to a

Permit me to introduce myself.

Sheikh Ali bin Bad.

Terror of the cosmos!

Sheikh indeed.

You, sir, are nothing but a thief. You
stole our lunch.

Well, of course.

I'm the one and only thief of outer
space.

Have you ever had anything stolen so
beautifully before, huh?

Don't come any closer.

Oh, come, come, lad.

You've won the field in fair joust, so
let us be friends, huh?

Good.

Now, what can I give you in exchange for
those few paltry tools I took?

What would you like? A diamond?

Emerald? A ruby, huh?

A ruby, yes, that's it.

A ruby.

seize them, seize the dogs

That's nothing but a wrench.

That's all it is, sir, honest.

Silence!

Golly. No, that's nothing, boy, nothing.

Wait till I give him your bones to snap
one by one.

Oh, please, sir, we haven't done
anything to you. But yours!

He will mash into jelly.

You know, there's something unusually
repulsive about you, sir. I don't know

what it is.

Have we met somewhere before?

Oh, no.

In some jail, perhaps?

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no.

Perhaps some thieves' market? No, no,
no.

Let me see your watch.

I don't have a watch. I lost it.

Well, where is your treasure? Where are
you keeping it?

We don't have any treasures.

We're poor people, aren't we, Dr. Smith?

Poor? Yes. Oh, yes. Miserably destitute.

Sure. We're like paupers. You
understand?

And any thief would go robbing from
paupers, stealing from the poor.

How dare you insult my honor!

There, there, boy.

I accept your apology.

Now tell me, where do the rich people
live?

Rich people?

Come, come.

I haven't all day to spend on this
ridiculous planet. Someone here has a

treasure of great value. Where is it?
There is no treasure. I'm afraid even

spaceship is really not worth anything.

The what?

Nothing, really.

Just some old records we found once.

You see, we're all alone on this planet,
aren't we, Dr. Smith? Yes.

Just the two of you. No one else.

We're like castaways.

I prefer the word pioneer.

Or castaways, if you'd rather.

Call us anything you like, sir, whatever
you like. But let me assure you that we

are telling you the truth. This whole
planet isn't worth that. So please, dear

sir, wherever it is you come from, turn
around and go back, won't you? You!

Don't.

You.

You said the golden arrow pointed this
way.

No. Yes!

No, master, no.

Remember me, boy.

Just remember me.

He swung the sword straight at you.

Sure, like this.

And I closed my eyes, and why didn't you
get cut or anything?

Because the sword went right between us,
I guess.

I don't know how he did it. I don't know
how he made that big slave of his

appear either. Just, bam, and there he
was, big earrings and all.

Well, now, that's all right, Will,
really. We've heard it a dozen times

You can tell it to me again.

I would be glad to talk to you about it.

I need to exercise my... Silence, you
babbling bumpkin. Can't you see what the

poor boy's been through?

As for you, Will, do be quiet. Do you
want these ladies to think I'm weaker

you? Of course, if I hadn't done all
that walking in the hot sun, and if I

worn my out supports... You'll be all
right, Dr. Smith. Here, take this.

Oh, there now.

It's your father I'm worried about now.

Well, I wanted to go with him to
investigate, but he's told me to stay

Yes, darling, I know.

Oh, darling.

What did you find?

Well, everything's safe and secure at
the drill site.

Good.

Why, I even found your tools and your
lunch kit just where you left them.

impossible. There must have been a trace
of something out there.

Well, there was.

I, um, I did some old -fashioned Indian
tracking.

The footprints were very clear.

Which way did they go? Which way?

I'm afraid the only footprints were
yours and Will's.

Oh.

Now, I shouldn't have sent you out on
that job. It's much too hot out there

today.

I bet I know how your thief got away.
How?

On a magic carpet.

Magic carpet.

Sorry, I said.

Leave me alone, will you? I didn't mean
to make everybody laugh about your old

thief. If we keep looking, sooner or
later we're bound to find some tracks or

something. But I've helped you look,
haven't I? For hours. And you haven't

one clue.

So please, won't you forget about him
now and help me fix my new swing? Help

fix my new swing? That's all you ever
care about is playing games. When right

now, this very minute, the terror of the
cosmos may be lurking.

Listen to you, Will Robinson. You read
too much, that's all. It's the truth, I

tell you.

I'll prove it to you, just you wait. No,
I won't wait. I'm sick of your old

fairy tales.

I will prove it.

Oh, there's a draft in here.

I can feel it.

Yes, Master.

What is it, Master?

Where were you?

Sleeping again, I suppose.

No, Master, no.

I was busy at the furnace.

Liar!

Didn't you feel that cold air?

How many times must I tell you? This is
an asteroid.

We sail through space like an empty cold
rock.

Don't you understand?

Once let that furnace go out and you'll
be less than the lowest icicle.

No, master, no.

I work very hard.

I make the furnace go. I do not sleep.

Oh, go and check that draft.

Somebody may have been using the sedan
chair.

An intruder?

Well, how should I know?

If there is, just throw him to the
lions.

It is nothing, Master.

Nothing at all.

Wait. What are you going to do to me?
You won't throw me to the lions, will

Here.

You stand here.

Why? Stand.

Like I say.

What for?

Look. This ring.

You do this.

What's going to happen?

This one. Five times.

One. Two.

Furnace. Hey, Furnace.

I heard the thief say this was some kind
of an asteroid.

But I don't even know how I got here.
There was this thing and then stars...

van's here. Go through space. Bring you
here. There's nothing.

Ah, good.

Now wait.

Did I do all right? You won't kill me
now, will you?

Maybe yes.

Maybe no.

I tell you, maybe.

Thank you very much, sir. But could you
tell me more about the thief and the

asteroid? Silence, dog. I tell you
nothing.

I know nothing.

I am but slave.

That's too bad.

But you, you are less than nothing.

Of a slave.

Of a slave.

Oh, my.

Oh, darling, they're lovely. Where on
earth did you find them?

Oh, not on earth.

No.

I do think they need some water, though.

Yes, of course.

I'll put them in this over here. Penny
won't mind.

It's just about the right size.

There you go. There we are. Don't they
look pretty in the moonlight?

And I suppose you'd like something to
eat.

I'd never use an ulterior motive on you.

But I'm starved to death.

What's that all about?

I don't know. Maybe it's an eclipse.

Looks like an asteroid.

I don't think so. It seems to be
orbiting this planet.

Perhaps it had something to do with that
meteor shower last night.

Could it fall?

No, I don't think so.

Don, you'd better plot a track on it,
though. Roger.

Dr. Smith, would you find Will and Penny
for me? I am not a nursemaid, madam.

If you wish to eat dinner tonight, be a
nursemaid.

I will go with you if you will talk with
me.

You stay away from me, you garrulous
gargoyle.

I might have known you'd be asleep
again.

Most uncomfortable nap I've had in
centuries.

Forgive me, Master.

I slept for only a moment.

The furnace...

Where is he?

Where is?

Who, master?

The boy, of course.

You think I'm stupid just because I'm
not a crafty villain like your former

master? No, no, master. I was going to
tell you about the boy.

Don't lie to me.

I'm hungry. Go get me some food.

Yeah.

I'll accept the boy.

I have plans for him. Go!

No, that's nothing.

Nothing, boy.

Just a little overflow from the treasure
caves downstairs, that's all.

A little overflow? You must be the
richest man in anywhere.

Richest?

I'm the poorest.

What?

Poor? But with diamonds and emeralds
and... Yes, yes, yes, yes.

And just a few from each planet I
passed.

You might say that here I am collecting
the best of all possible worlds.

Just a few from each planet. Wow.

Well, of course.

But has it done me any good?

Take a look at that stuff.

Junk, that's what it is.

Aren't the emeralds real?

Naturally. But look at the golden arrow
when you hold them close.

Does anything happen?

No.

It's rubbish.

What's supposed to happen?

Tardus, my boy.

Tardus.

The treasures I searched for once
belonged to a beautiful princess who

a planet... which you've probably never
heard of.

An evil vizier stole her away.

And all that was left was a pool of her
tears and a trail of her gems scattered

across the heavens.

Golly.

And I only have this golden arrow to
guide me.

Look at it.

That's what's supposed to happen.

What's it pointing at?

Well, we must be coming into the fourth
orbit.

Yes, yes, there we are.

It's your planet.

Somewhere on your planet is a clue.

A treasure.

Some part of the trail of her I seek.
And you're going to help me find it. I

don't know what you're talking about. I
don't know any princess or anything

about her treasures.

Are you going to help me or do I feed
you to the lions?

No. I mean, yes. I mean, let me go.

Good.

You made the right decision.

Assistant thief.

Ah,

fool.

Come now.

Let's sit and eat while we make our
plan.

First rule of a thief.

Eat while you think.

Think while you eat.

I am hungry.

But I still don't understand what you
think might be down there.

Second rule of a thief.

I'll ask the questions, not you.

What are you looking at? What do you
see?

Nothing exactly.

Who are those people?

They're called Robinsons, I think.

On your planet?

On the place you swore you had only one
friend, just that cowardly Smith?

Well, they're not friends, exactly.

Well, what are they, your enemy?

Yeah, I guess so. Well, why didn't you
say so if they are?

I guess I didn't know what to say.

Well, a thief should have enemies. Lots
of enemies keeps you on your toes.

I'll tell you what.

After we've found what I'm looking for,
we'll kill them all, all right?

Come on, eat now, boy, eat.

Third rule of the feast, death to all
Robinsons.

You spawn of a camel, see to that.

Oh, if he left that sedan chair open
again.

Let me go, let me go.

Another intruder, master.

Let me go.

spoken to. Do you understand?

Now, don't overdo it, though.

Wait a minute. Isn't she... Isn't she
one of those people?

Boy, is that a Robinson?

Yeah. It looks like it might be one.

Good, good. Here you go, then.

Now's your chance to prove yourself.

The honor is yours.

Death to all Robinsons.

Death to all Robinsons.

Penny?

Penny?

Where are you, dear?

Come here, child.

Don't make your dear Dr. Smith come out
and look for you.

Hello?

You hope that ridiculous robot has the
sense to follow me here?

Oh, the pain.

The pain.

That a man of my worth should be subject
to the witless whimsy of that

meandering mental midget.

Go!

After me, my dear friend. You are indeed
a brave soldier, a veritable

transistorized tiger, loyally following
his dear leader.

I did not come after you, Dr. Smith.

How dare you?

What do you mean?

You are not my friend. You refuse to
socialize with me.

Socialize indeed, you traitor.

You come out of there immediately, do
you hear?

And destroy and fight any alien you find
on this planet.

And quickly, before the sedan chair
disappears again.

I am afraid that is impossible.

Don't use that word to me, you ninny.
Come out of there this instant.

Unfortunately, in order to fit in here,
I was forced to temporarily remove my

lower motorized tread section.

I am unable to move out of here.

You bubble -headed booby.

Why did you come here to begin with?

Merely to warn you that there are
extreme dangers up here.

I hope you survive them.

and rescue Will and Penny. And now,
goodbye, Dr. Smith.

My sensors indicate that this
interdimensional space transporter will

returning to our planet in a moment.
Good luck.

No, no, don't leave me. I'm coming with
you.

Will Robinson, when I get you back home,
I'm gonna... This is better than having

your head cut off, isn't it? Oh, Will,
maybe you'll believe my fairy tales now.

What's gonna happen to us?

Oh, take it easy.

You see, the trouble is, the thief
thinks there's something on our planet

he wants.

That's why he lets you live, so you
could be a hostage until he gets it.

But what?

Well, a clue, maybe.

Like some jewelry this princess he's
looking for might have dropped.

You know, like leaving a paper trail
when she was kidnapped by the evil

The what?

Who? Sure. The thief's been trailing
them for over 200 years.

You see, this evil vizier captured the
caliph's daughter and took her to some

place called Utopia, but nobody knows
where that is, so... Oh, Will, stop it.

You're making it all up.

I mean... No, you're not.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Penny, don't do that.

I'll get us out of here. Honest, I will.

And the thief sort of trusts me now, and
I've got a plan. So just listen to me.

Will it save Dr. Smith, too?

Who? Dr.

Smith. Oh, no.

Well... He and the robot were with me
when I opened the door of that thing to

look for you. I don't know where they
are now, but I'm sure they would have

after me.

Coward!

Dog!

I can explain everything.

I do the stealing around here. No one
else, do you understand?

I was just having a look, sir.

Grab him!

So please, I meant no harm. I just
happened to be strolling by.

What's the matter with you?

Oh, never mind.

Just go wake up the lions.

I'll prepare that dinner myself.

Will?

Will? Penny?

Morning. Oh, did you find Dr. Smith? No,
not a trace of him.

Judy,

any luck? No, Dad.

But it's so dark, I thought I'd better
get a flashlight.

Oh, darling, get me one, too, will you?
All right.

John, look.

Have you seen the children on the
scanner? No, no, no. Up there.

Coming in on its next orbit. Oh.

Well, right now, finding the children is
much more important.

But that asteroid gets closer on every
orbit.

Your friend is me. Well, he loves me.
The boy loves me. But I don't.

I don't like your look.

There's something about your miserable,
mean little eyes.

I've told you the truth, sir. I simply
don't know of any treasures or clues on

this planet.

You're lying to me.

No, I'm not.

But if you let me live, I'll help you.
Yes, I will.

There's a spaceship down there, and I'll
help you steal anything you like.

Now I'm going to give you your last
chance to help me.

Have you seen her?

Is she on your planet?

Is she mixed up with those miserable
Robinsons?

I'm afraid I don't recognize the face,
sir.

If that's the Caliph's daughter,
wouldn't she be 200 years old by now?

Fetch my assistant.

And bring that little girl here.

Oh, please, great thief.

Perhaps I have seen the princess
somewhere. Perhaps I'll remember.

But if you kill me, I'll forget, won't
I?

Oh, please, stop this thing. Stop it.
Silence!

Dr. Smith, what are you doing to him?

Never mind him, boy.

I want the girl to study this picture.

I told you there was no old princess on
our planet or any of her treasures

either.

But I bet I know what makes the arrow
wiggle.

You what?

Because this female has a secret, and I
just found it out.

Boy, remember Rule 32.

A thief should always beware of women
with secrets.

But, Hertha, just about a map, sir.
Nothing but an old map.

Well, speak quickly, female.

It's my father's map, sir, but I know so
little about it.

And I wouldn't have told you that if he
hadn't threatened me with such cruel

torture.

Oh, really, boy?

It's a map of where we're going. And we
just stopped. Where we are now. On our

way, that's all.

Well, get to the point! Get to the
point! She knows where her father keeps

map, sir.

It's just a little piece of paper. But
it shows how to get to some planet

the Oasis of Utopia.

What did you say?

Or, uh, Utopia. Is that it?

So wouldn't even a little clue like that
be the reason that the golden arrow is

pointing toward our planet?

Yes, of course.

Well, come on, children.

Let's go steal that map and find out.

What about him? Can't he go too?

Would you take a sneaky old mule on a
treasure hunt?

Don't be ridiculous.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, please wait. Help.

Don't leave me here alone.

Isn't it better you be cut in two while
we're away?

Would you want children to see a thing
like that?

To be cut down in the prime of life.

What an ignominious way to leave this
veil of tears.

Oh, dear.

This is terrible.

Oh, what an evil fate.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, help.

Help.

Is somebody here?

Oh, dear.

Oh, my.

Oh, how terrible.

It is all right now.

They've gone.

Oh, thank heavens.

Thank you so much. How very kind of you.

Would you want to do these robes, too,
please?

Dear sir, why did you do this?

Why do you look at me like that?

It is true.

Two hundred years.

But I did not forget.

Not when I saw the silks on your
shoulders.

What do you say?

Two hundred years he would not look at
your face.

Nor even allow me to look at the album
for fear of remembrance.

What are you saying?

Oh, exalted one.

Do you not remember your dog of a slave?

The one that he stole when you spirited
away the princess?

It is I.

It is?

I see.

Of course it is. I knew there was
something rather familiar about your

Would you go and do these ropes, please?

I obey, oh, light of the heavens.

For 200 years I have served this thief,
this madman on his crazy search.

But no more.

Dear slave, would you help me up,
please? My back is extremely delicate

Thank you so much.

No, no, dear.

Let me see that thing you've been
looking at.

Where is it?

who most evil of all evil viziers, I am
yours.

Everything is yours.

Everything?

The spaceship's over that way, sir.

Well, tell him, girl, not me.

Do you understand your instructions?

I think so, sir. It's just like the
Trojan horse.

Ah, that's very good, very good.

First, you sneak him inside the
spaceship, and then he sneaks me.

And then we seal the map, and that's all
there is to it. We're off and away.

But I can stay here, can't I? Of course,
you miserable creature. Who wants a

female on an asteroid?

Well spoken, boy.

Now, here.

You're sure you know how to use these?

Yes, sir.

Good, good.

Well, off you go now.

Farewell, female.

Female. Just wait. Pretty quick, we'll
trap him and then... Shh.

Hold it.

Wait here a second.

What's wrong?

I was just thinking about Dr. Smith,
sir.

What about him?

Oh, that knife over him isn't even
sharp.

A hostage, that's all he is.

Remember Rule 21.

Never trust even your best friend,
except when you hold a hostage.

Yes, sir, but your slave wouldn't throw
him to the lions by mistake, would he?

Boy, I'll tell you a secret.

There hasn't been a lion on that
asteroid in years.

It's too cold for them.

I just use a recording when I want to
frighten unwelcome visitors.

There is something else.

I know how foolish it is to trust you.

But after searching 200 years, I'm
getting tired.

I'm running out of tricks.

And what's the good of living anymore if
you can't trust a little boy?

So go on now.

Go on and do your dirty work.

Yes, sir.

Where? Annie, oh, where have you been?

Mom, I know this boy is our enemy, but I
promise he will not hurt you. What?

Where's Dr. Smith? Never mind. Act like
you're meeting me for the first time.

What's he talking about?

That he may hear us.

Thief? What?

Don't you understand?

He may be watching.

Who? What?

Oh, Daddy, let's go inside the ship
quick. It's a thief, Dad. I know most of

stuff is just tricks, but... Penny,
maybe you'd better explain.

It's true about the thief, but Will's
got a plan.

Don, we need you.

Get behind that rock.

Here, this looks like a nail.

Penny, would you mind telling me a
little bit more about this? We can't.

isn't enough time.

Watch me.

Bye.

Silence! Map, you say?

Will I dare you, boy? Take out the
golden arrow. It's right here in my

Now, I'm not sure this is the right map,
of course.

Go on, go on.

Hold the golden arrow to that worthless
piece of paper.

There, you see?

The arrow doesn't move.

Look at it!

That's all it is. A worthless piece of
paper.

You conniving little beggar. Wait.

It's moving. It is flying.

Dr. Smith.

The vampire.

Hold him. Hold him. Do as I say or my
slave will destroy you all.

Stand still, everyone.

Miss Robinson.

You've noticed I've saved the children,
and now I've returned with a few little

gifts for us all.

Liar. He's a liar, the most evil liar!

Silence!

Slave, you are hereby awarded your
freedom, provided you dispose of this

thief and his asteroid forever.

Yes, exalted one.

I will break his back.

Turn him loose, Professor. This is none
of our affair.

No, wait, Dad. Don't do it. You stay out
of this, William. Let them destroy each

other. Turn the victim loose. Now, just
a minute. Let me help the thief.

Give me the bones of the thief.

No!

Oh, no, please. Please, sir. I can
explain the whole thing. It's all been a

mistake. Oh, you wouldn't do anything
like that. You're really a kind soul,

aren't you? Oh, dear, Mr. Thief.

after all these years.

You've changed.

Not really.

It's just that I didn't have anything to
do for 200 years but eat marzipan.

You don't know how lonely I got. Nobody
to talk to.

Just sitting, sitting, sitting.

I've got so much to talk about.

But first, I want... Later, my jewel.

When we are alone.

But for now...

What did you do with her?

I simply transported her back to my
asteroid.

Come, boy, take my hand.

Join me and together we will loot the
universe.

No, thank you, sir. I guess I'd rather
be a sultan right here.

And don't worry about Dr. Smith.

I can take care of him.

Of course you can.

For it is written...

He is nothing.

He is nothing but a smith.

Farewell, infidel.

Farewell, boy.

I shall miss you.

Remember me.

My gems, my treasure, it's all
disappeared.

That cowardly thief, he stole everything
from me.

I think we'd better leave.

Who's out there?

Who put me back in here?

Whoever you are, if you let me out, I'll
fall in love with you.

What? You will do nothing unkind.

love with you?

I am a general utility non -theorizing
environmental robot.

I am not programmed for emotional
entanglements, but I would be glad to

you. Really?

Well, where shall I begin?

Nothing. Here, let me look for a while.

You just take down the description. I'll
do the bird watching. It's not fair. I

always get the dull job.

Look, I'm the man around here, and men
give the orders.

Just because you tried to shave this
morning doesn't mean you're a man. Why,

look at you. All you managed to cut off
is a big hunk of skin.

Look, I told you I was just practicing.
I didn't know there was a blade in the

razor. Well, why didn't you take the
time to look, silly?

Every time I let you come along with me,
it's the same old story. Nag, nag, nag.

Well, if you'd let me use the binoculars
once in a while, the habit pattern

would be different. The habit pattern
would be different. Oh, listen to her.

Well, why don't you let me use the
glasses? My eyes are just as good as

are. Because you exaggerate everything,
that's why.

The neck is angular with a gentle pink
band running around its base. The legs

are slender, graceful, with a
delicate... Sounds more like you're

fashion show than a bird specimen.
You're just jealous because I have a

command of words than you do. Baloney,
my vocabulary... have words is just as

good as yours. It is not. You want to
bet? Yeah. If you'll permit me to speak,

both of you have an excellent command of
the English language.

However, if you do not contain
yourselves, you will frighten off a

which has just arrived.

Where? I don't see anything.

A few feet to the right of a small tree.

Oh, isn't it beautiful?

All right, well, I'm ready. We've
already cataloged that one. It's a plump

-bellied Dr. Smith's sapsucker.

But I don't understand.

Well, here's a golden -tailed Dr. Smith
line dotty and a Dr. Smith ball finch.

An explanation is simple.

Dr. Smith names all the specimens which
he discovers after himself.

That's why I don't ask him to come with
me anymore.

Otherwise, every bird on this planet
would have Dr. Smith as part of his

Well, suppose we're throwing something
out of there. Come on, Will. We'd better

get back to the Jupiter II.

It's luggage. Trunks and suitcases.
Warning!

Warning! Warning!

Outcoaching danger!