All language subtitles for lost_in_space_s02e07_the_android_machine

Last week, as you recall, we left Dr.
Smith peacefully dozing while on a field

trip with Will, Penny, and the robot.
All were unaware that nearby lay a

capable of producing incredible metallic
creatures from another world.

I'm innocent.

The plants on this planet do not follow
the Earth method of transpiration,

utilizing carbon dioxide and releasing
oxygen.

This plant, for instance, is similar to
the cactus of Earth.

However, it needs absolutely no moisture
at all. And where did you acquire this

useless information, you tiresome
thesaurus?

The instructor is not to be interrupted
during lectures.

Instructor, indeed. How you could have
been selected to educate young minds

I am available is beyond me.

He's right, Dr. Smith. You're not
supposed to talk while he's teaching.

Very well.

Then I shall occupy my mind with more
gainful pursuits. But remember, when you

grow up in absolute ignorance, don't
blame me.

Remember. Where'd Dr. Smith go?

Search me. I'll go find him.

Experimenting, my dear.

This machine appears to be an instant
painting device.

A galactic art form.

That's weird.

Quite so.

But I can remedy that.

What happens when you get it like you
want it? When the picture is complete,

press a button and it prints it for you.

This must be the one. Warning, warning.

Alien transpositive generating machine.

Do not touch it. It is dangerous.

Do not. Silence, you gregarious gremlin.

This must be the one. Now, here we go.

I?

Yes, of course. I.

Well,

what is it? Report.

It does not compute.

What do you mean it doesn't compute, you
ninny?

It is an android, manufactured with
electrical circuits.

But there is an element which does not
compute.

She isn't going to hurt us, Dr. Smith.

Does it open?

Open?

Well, I don't know.

We are the Robinsons. I'm Penny.

Do you have a name?

Can you talk?

Yes, I can talk.

My name is Verda.

Where did you come from?

I was ordered.

What do you mean?

Who ordered you?

Dr. Smith.

Indeed, I did not.

How do you know my name?

You ordered me from the machine.

I am tuned to your psychic frequency.

I am yours.

Certainly not.

I did not order you. You were an earthly
creature. So that's where you came

from.

You have ordered me.

I cannot go back.

I am yours forever.

Oh, the pain.

The pain.

Stay away from me, madam.

Is it an android?

Yes, Dr. Smith ordered it from the alien
transfer machine by mistake. You have

to see it.

He was told never to touch alien
equipment.

Yeah, well, you know Smith.

We'll take care of him later. What else?

Yes, Mother wants to know if you'd like
to have dinner brought up here. That is,

if you'll be working late. No, I think
we've mined our quarter of detronium for

the day.

Oh, yes, there is one thing. I don't
want anyone else coming up here.

Oh, why?

Come with me and I'll show you.

Have you ever seen anything like that
before?

It lives in there?

We think so. We haven't seen it, but my
guess is that it's nocturnal.

We just haven't had a chance to hunt it
down. And as long as it doesn't bother

us, we're not going to bother it. Now
remember, tell everybody, this place is

strictly off -limits.

We'll put up some signs as a reminder.

I'll tell them.

Well, how much have we got so far?

About three canisters, but the veins are
beginning to run out.

Well, let's hope it gives us five before
it decides to quit. That'll give us

enough fuel for a blast off. Yeah, that
old magic number, five.

Listen, set that drill on automatic.

Give me a hand with these signs.

You worried about the android?

Well, I think I'd better take a look at
her.

I was manufactured by Unit 12, RDS
remote unit.

What does that mean?

I don't know.

What civilization invented you?

The Andromedan.

And for what purpose?

To serve my master.

The one who ordered me.

Dr. Smith?

Yes.

May I be excused now?

I promised to prepare a foot bath for
Dr. Smith.

Yes.

You know, she's really quite pleasant to
have around.

She's sort of a strange appearance,
but... Oh, a little make -up ought to

care of that.

Probably. You know, John, she's really
awfully good with the children.

Well, that's all well and good, but you
know, she keeps using that word,

ordered. Dr. Smith ordered me.

That might imply that someone's going to
come around here demanding payment.

Well, maybe it's just her way of
speaking.

Possibly. Well, for the time being, I
suppose she can stay here. I don't think

she's dangerous.

You've made it too cold.

Oh, that is easily adjusted.

My left hand functions as the heating
element. My right hand is the breathing

coil. Spare me the scientific lecture,
madam. Just warm it up.

That's lovely.

That's lovely.

Stop it at once, you ridiculous
creature! You're scolding me!

That's better.

What is that object?

It's a flower, you silly thing. Now you
can remove your hand. It's quite cool

enough. A flower?

We have no such object on our planet.

Will you kindly remove your freezing
element? I'm not an Eskimo, you know.

It has great beauty of structure.

I ought to use some of this at once.
Here.

Oh,

dear.

Madam, you don't know your right hand
from your left.

Away from me, madam, away!

Will you stay away from me, you
albatross?

And so, financed by Queen Isabella of
Spain, Columbus set sail across the

uncharted ocean and in the year 1492
landed on a small island and thereby

America was discovered.

Yes? At last I've caught you in an
error, you pedagogical pipsqueak. You've

finally slipped a cog, have you?

America was discovered in 1493, not
1492.

Dr. Smith, you... You stay out of this,
my dear child.

It's time your young mind was protected
from the misinformation spewed by the

signomilius ignoramus.

Check your recall circuits.

Verify. My information is correct.

Indeed. After a blunder like that, I'm
afraid I shall have to rewire you.

Dr. Smith... Don't try to protect him,
Will. It must be done.

Rewiring is unnecessary.

My information is correct.

Nonsense! In 1493, Columbus sailed the
deep blue sea.

Remember? That is an incorrect
quotation.

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

You dare to contradict me? You are
wrong. I propose checking the

I propose a wager. A wager?

Affirmative. If you are right, you may
rewire me. If I am right, you will sit

the class and keep quiet. It will be a
pleasure, you jangling junk heap.

And whom do you propose as arbiter?

The android.

Very well.

Does your programming include Earth
history, my dear?

My programming includes all history.

Splendid. Now, before I put the question
to you, I must establish your position.

Who ordered you from the machine?

That's not fair, Dr. Smith.

It's merely clarification, my dear boy.
Sit down.

Who ordered you?

You did.

Yes, remember that.

Now then.

When did Christopher Columbus discover
America?

1492.

Would you repeat that?

October 12th, 1492.

Pathetic creature.

You forget who brought you here? I am
programmed to serve you. I am not

programmed to lie.

Bob!

Proceed. You are a very interesting
mechanism.

Thank you.

You are equipped with model 56 Turan
computer, are you not? My computer is

best on Earth, analog and digital.

That's too bad.

But at least you're programmed for
intergalactic history, are you not?

but... Andromedian geometry?

The calculus of Orion?

The anti -gravity theory of Geman?

I can lift very heavy things.

I'm sure you can.

And I think you do quite well for one so
primitive.

But don't you think a teacher of
children should have a more well

education?

We shall begin by the

exploration of the universe. The first
creature to leave his home and explore

the uncharted skies.

An adventure that parallels the voyage
of your Columbus.

But instead of ocean...

He was faced with this.

His name was for Mars, which in the
language of his own small planet means

explorer. And he lived here, on the
fifth planet of Orion.

In the 6 ,000th year of his planet's
history, he developed a spacecraft which

everyone said would never escape the
pull of his own small planet, that he

be eaten by the monsters in space.

and surely die.

But in poor Marl's heart, he knew they
were wrong.

And in the autumn of their year, he
activated his craft and took off.

In setting out on his grand adventure,
he was not as fortunate as your

Mother?

Yes, dear?

What's she doing?

She's teaching them the history of the
universe.

Oh, yes.

Don't you think they should learn about
the earth first?

No, Judy, I think perhaps she's right.

The earth is a small place and very far
away.

This is the world in which the children
are growing up.

Perhaps they should learn about this
place first.

New world indeed.

The presumption of the creature not only
to question my judgment, but to use

self -opposition which does not belong
to her. She embarrassed me.

She took my pointer.

Indeed she did. For once, my bosom
companion, I find that we can agree on

something. I can hardly wait until we
have enough fuel to take off from here

leave that mechanized maidservant
behind. My computers indicate the

that they will refuse to leave her
behind.

They wouldn't. They might. They would.

That will take more fuel.

There's no question about it. We must
dispose of the creature. What is your

plan? It's quite elementary.

This machine brought her here. It can
also take her back.

Give me a reading of its circuits.

The circuits do not scan.

What do you mean they don't scan?

Its circuits are beyond my technical
capabilities.

Oh, you are a silly goose. I see that I
shall have to take care of this myself.

Warning. To touch the red button will
materialize the creature.

Go quickly. Turn the machine off.

That was indeed a close call.

I see that we shall have to make a
deeper study of this machine before we

that again.

However, it does give me an idea.

What kind of idea?

Silence, you delicate function!

Come along, and I'll show you.

Warning! Warning!

That sign says danger area.

Pay no attention to that sign, you
nervous ninny. You don't suppose they'd

mining in this area if there was any
real danger, do you? Of course not.

They're merely grandstanding, using the
presence of what is probably an

oversized groundhog to emphasize their
bravery indeed.

What are you doing? I'm looking for
unusual plants.

Ah, here we are.

One, two, and three. Lovely.

I recommend waiting until full daylight.

Don't try my patience, you tattling
cuckoo. Now, let me see.

I think I shall place the first one
here.

Yes. And the second here, closer to the
cave entrance.

Why are you moving the plants around?

If you had any perception at all, you
would realize that the android is

obviously not going to leave us
voluntarily.

We must show her that she has not come
to a paradise.

In other words, we must frighten her.

Frighten her?

Yes, indeed.

Now, let me see.

I'm sure she will take the children on a
nature walk.

She will find the first plant, and then
see this pretty thing, the second.

And I shall place the third in the cave
entrance in heaven.

There. A classic approach to the
problem, if I do say so myself.

She will see this lovely flower, and
knowing that the children are not

into the cave... Danger!

Danger! Danger!

Danger! Danger!

Danger! Danger!

Danger!

Danger!

Danger!

Did you kill him? The creature might
return at any minute.

It was horrible.

Horrible. Yes.

It's a good thing I have the presence of
mind to freeze.

Otherwise that... Dreadful creature
would certainly have devoured me on the

spot. Are you all right?

Of course I'm all right. Help me up.

Can you walk?

Spare me the insulting innuendos, you
floundering flunky. My recuperative

are extraordinary.

After a good night's sleep, I shall be
as fit as a fiddle. If you can walk, I

suggest we do so. The creature might
return at any minute.

Of course I can walk.

You pushed me.

Would either one of you care for some
more mushrooms?

Thank you. Now, we've got to get back to
the drill site.

Say, where are the children?

Oh, they're going to be a little late.

They're preparing a surprise.

The only surprise I'm interested in is
the one Smith's going to get when he

finds out he missed breakfast.

Did I hear my name being bandied about
idly? That you did, Smith.

Oh, why, Dr. Smith, do you feel all
right this morning?

You look a little pale.

Bless you for your concern, dear lady.
You see, I had a very restless night. My

mind was so filled with how I could
better serve my fellow castaways that I

couldn't sleep. Well, in that case,
you'd better skip breakfast and catch up

when you sleep, Doctor. I have never
been the one to shirk when duty calls.

Oh, mushrooms, lovely.

Would you pass the eggs, please?

Well, I'll see you later. Bye -bye.

Have a good day.

Now then, where is my creation this
morning?

Your creation?

Verda. Oh, she's inside.

The children are attempting to put her
through a transformation.

Transformation, indeed.

She can only go from dismal to disaster.

How does it look?

Fine, just fine.

It has been wise to alter my
specifications.

We're not altering your specifications.

We're just dressing them up a little.

Will my master be appreciative?

Your master?

Dr. Smith.

Oh, I'm not sure he'll ever be
appreciative of anyone.

But I think he looked nice.

Look nice.

Haven't you ever seen yourself?

The appearance is not important. It is
the programming which counts.

This is a mirror.

You can see the reflection of yourself
in it. That way you know how you look.

That is my exterior.

That's a nice way of putting it.

Yes, that's how you look.

If it were not known that I am an
android, I might be taken for one of

You are one of us, Berta.

In appearance only.

I was manufactured by Unit 12, RDS
remote unit.

My value is 100 telastros.

Let's go show the others. Do you mind?

I have been created to be useful.

Splendid repast, madam.

Bravo. And now you must excuse me. My
hydraulic experiment awaits.

Good morning. Good morning.

Why, Verda, how nice you look.

It is not my function to look nice.

Of course it isn't your function. You
are an android after all.

Oh, Dr. Smith, please.

Verda, won't you sit down and have some
breakfast with her?

Androids do not eat, my dear lady. They
merely take on fuel.

Now, Verda, I wish to have a little talk
with you concerning your future. That

way, my dear.

You know, she doesn't look any different
at all to me.

Well, we tried, mother.

Get thee hence, you ponderous plumber.
Give it here.

I thought we should have this little
discussion, my dear, considering the

that I feel responsible for your
welfare.

What are you doing? I'm designing an
incredible new hydraulic system whereby

pure water can be extracted from solid
rock.

But you needn't concern yourself with
that. I wish to discuss your future with

you.

My future? Yes.

Unfortunately, Verda, you have come onto
a hostile planet, a very threatening

atmosphere, to be precise.

For your own safety, I must insist that
you make arrangements to return from

whence you came.

You are programmed to feel fear, are you
not?

I have a self -preservation circuit, if
that's what you mean.

Apparently that circuit isn't
functioning properly.

Now, since you've taken over the duties
of teacher in our little community, you

will undoubtedly be taking the children
on a nature walk, will you not? To

acquaint them with the flora and the
fauna of this planet.

Yes. Then you will surely encounter one
of the many loathsome creatures which

abound here.

And I'm afraid, my dear, that you're
simply not equipped to cope with them.

No. I must insist that you go back to
wherever it is you came from.

I have the solution for your water
problem, Dr. Smith.

You do?

You've done it again, madam.

Come on, you niddy.

I wonder what would happen if I pressed
two buttons at once.

I do not know.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained, I
always say.

We've struck gold.

Indeed, we have.

Have you found a way to return the
android?

That can wait, you foolish fop.

I've just realized that this is a
galactic mail -order machine. By

proper combination of buttons, I can
have anything I want in the universe.

Without payment?

I'll think about that later.

For the nonce, I shall contemplate a new
wardrobe.

Sartorial elegance has always been one
of my strong points.

This is interesting. It's very
interesting.

We don't see anything, Miss Verda.

I forget your eyes do not have the power
to magnify.

That's great!

Are you a magician?

No.

What is your face doing?

He's laughing.

Laughing?

Now I must put it back as it was.

To keep the beauty of nature, one must
never change it.

Do all humans laugh?

One time or another.

Why do they laugh?

Because they think something's funny. Or
for no reason at all. Just because

they're happy.

Happy? You mean, you don't know what
that means?

No. It's the way you feel inside.

When you like yourself and the world
around you.

Or when you're with someone you like
very much.

Then I am happy.

Which muscles do you move in order to
laugh?

Gosh, I don't know. It just pops out.

Pull, Minnie, pull.

Put your back into it. It is impossible.

The hat cannot be removed.

Certainly not, Missy.

You, madam, can you operate this
machine?

No. Can you tell me how to get my
clothes back?

I know nothing of the machine.

Oh, fiddly five.

Verda, I suggest you get on with your
nature walk and take that path over

But that's off limits to us, Dr. Smith.

Nonsense, my boy. You have a governess
after all, an android with apparently

unlimited powers in most areas.

And you'll find some lovely flowers on
that path.

Are you sure it's all right? Yes, it's
all right.

Have a nice walk.

But, Dr. Smith, they will be in extreme
danger.

I will go with them. You will do nothing
of the sort.

But? But, me no but, simple Simon,
that's an order.

What a ridiculous position to be in.

I need you to help me work this machine.

I cannot and I will not spend the rest
of my existence clad in this ridiculous

rigmarole.

Feel the petals.

I've made a study of these things that
they call flowers.

They feel like velvet.

They need no food or water.

They live on air alone.

I think we'd better get back, Miss
Verda.

Soon. We're safe here.

Dad says there's a creature that lives
in that cave.

Come. There's one last flower we must
see.

Please don't go any closer, Miss Verda.

I thought the monster had us for sure.
But she put herself in front of him and

drew his attention.

You tried to save the children?

I don't understand.

I'm programmed for practical functions
only.

I'm programmed to save my mechanism in
case of emergency. But why was I willing

to sacrifice myself?

I don't know.

But I'm grateful for what you did.

Didn't you know this place was off
limits?

Dr. Smith said it'd be all right.

Are you really all right?

None of my circuits are damaged.

My power pack is functioning properly.

I... Yes, I'm all right. Thank you very
much.

Have you found anything yet, you
defective detective?

Or am I to remain in this molting
costume forever? From scanning known

components, a sequestrial theory
emerges.

If two buttons provide merchandise,
perhaps by pressing three buttons at the

same time, merchandise may be removed.

It might be worth a try.

Obviously, I have nothing to lose.

Your complaint has been received.

Spacecraft approaching.

Alien spacecraft landing.

4 ,823rd level, 3 millionth galaxy.

Shh. I know, I know. Use the code. It
gets better results.

Dish is the name?

Some dish.

What an odd name.

Complaint manager for the celestial
department stores, area 17.

You called for me?

This mechanical meddler did it. He
insisted upon touching machine. I warned

not to.

Is that the material in question?

Well, I see nothing wrong with it.

You made a wise choice, if I must say so
myself.

The fittest, perfect, the eternal fabric
will last forever.

You call this attractive?

I think it's an execrable taste, far
from stylish.

We stand behind our merchandise 100%,
sir. If you're displeased, I am. I would

prefer to have my own clothes back,
please.

Very well.

This is one of the older vending
machines.

Definitely outmoded. But it should do
the trick.

Thank you, sir.

Mr. Zumtish, now that you're here, I
should like to register another

a matter I would like handled
immediately.

And what is that?

Some time ago, I ordered an android.

A most peculiar creature appeared with
silver skin.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. The Verda model, 101
-65A.

You know about her?

Of course.

As a matter of fact, when the credit
department heard I was coming here, they

asked me to bring the bill along.

Payment is due, you know, and
collections are rather difficult from

Did you say a bill?

I have it right here.

No? So many errands.

Wrong platter.

Ordinarily, this model sets for 100
thalassos. But since week only, she has

reduced to 89 .95.

Now, if you prefer, you can pay one
-third down and the rest in. I do not

propose to pay for her at all.

You must be aware, sir.

Sales merchandise cannot be returned.

We like to be liberal with our
customers, but... I have no intention of

you one red cent, or whatever your
currency happens to be. That is very

unfortunate, sir.

Very unfortunate indeed.

What are you doing?

Arresting you.

Ordering without intending to pay?

Shame on you.

Shame on you.

That is worse than shoplifting.

Mr. Zumdisch, I leave it to you.

She's definitely defective, you see. I
ordered her to my specifications, and

then she deserted me for the children.
She took my pointer. She took his

pointer.

Remedy. Well, if she is defective, that
could make a difference.

Where is she now?

I'll take you to her. You'll see that
I'm right.

I do hope that I'm not going to have to
be harsh with you.

It upsets my whole day having to be
harsh.

I wouldn't dream of upsetting your day.
This way, sir. After you, sir. No, sir.

After you. Thank you.

Pointer, indeed.

Come along, you clown.

And that's four.

And you only need one more.

That's right. One more and we're on our
way to Alpha Centauri.

I'd better get back to the drill site.

All right. Well, tell Judy and Will to
get home before dark, will you?

Tell Fanny and Verda to stay on the
ship.

What are you up to now, Smith?

These gentlemen have come for Verda.

Who are you?

My name is Tsundish. I want no trouble
with you, sir, but... I represent the

firm which created the android, and I
must insist on inspecting her. Will you

bring her out here, please?

No. If you wish to see Verda, you'll
have to go inside.

The guard will remain where he is.

In a show of force, sir, you certainly
would be the loser.

Your lasers would be quite ineffective
against my security guards, and as for

your robot, we melted down all our
robots similar to him.

Over a century ago. Nevertheless, my
terms stand.

You see her alone, or you don't see her
at all?

They will.

Melt it down.

Indeed.

You see, she's definitely inferior
merchandise.

Absolutely worthless.

All right, Smith. Wait outside.

Just examine her carefully, my dear sir.
You'll see that I'm right.

I'm afraid he's right.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

I want to apologize to Dr. Smith.

We will definitely take her back.

What will you do with her?

Or she will be sent to the salvage
department, I imagine.

Perhaps some of her circuits might be
useful in the new model.

No, you can't take her. I won't let you.
Penny, go to your cabin.

Please don't let them take her.

Please. Penny? Go ahead, dear.

There's no use prolonging this. I take
her now. No, you leave her here.

We'll talk this over and let you know
what we decide to do.

You are in no position to dictate any
terms.

With one wave of my hand, I can have the
ship disintegrated.

You might, but we're still going to
discuss it.

Very well.

I give you five minutes, not one second
more. At the end of that time, you will

deliver the android to me or be
destroyed.

Destroyed?

John, do you really believe that he can
destroy the spaceship?

Well, it's quite possible.

Then what are you going to do?

I don't know.

I honestly don't know.

Basically, the situation.

Murder goes back with them, she'll be
destroyed.

And we've got just five minutes to come
up with an alternate solution.

I say let them have her. One more word
out of you, Smith. One more word. No,

Don, let him finish.

As I see it, we don't have any choice.

After all, they do own her, and we don't
have the money they require for her

purchase.

Let them take her back.

I know we don't have the money, but,
well, maybe we could trade something for

her. Well, it's a possibility.

You have something in mind?

Well... Deutronium's a universal
currency, I think.

I mean, everybody uses it.

You would trade away our fuel?

Oh, give them the Deutronium, Daddy,
please.

Yes, we must.

We don't even know if they'll take it.
No, I think before we decide on this,

we'd better understand what we're doing.

Now, we're within one canister of having
enough to blast off this planet.

If Zundish accepts our fuel, we may
never leave here.

Have you all taken leave of your senses?

Shall we be deprived of the one thing
which has kept us alive just for the

of a machine?

That's all she is, you know. Just a
machine, not a human being.

I'm not so sure about that.

Look.

Why don't we take a vote? All those in
favor of trading our fuel for Werner,

raise their hands.

You traitor.

Madness. Absolute madness.

Hey, take Verda to your cabin.

Come, Verda.

I want to thank you.

I want to thank you all.

That may be premature.

Zumdisch may not want to trade.

Your time is up.

Mr. Thunder, we've decided to keep her.

Now, we don't have any money, but maybe
we could effect a trade.

A trade for inferior merchandise like
that?

We like her as she is.

Very well.

What did you have in mind?

Detronium.

You do use it on your planet, don't you?

Yes. All right, I'll trade you one
canister for her.

Your refining methods are very crude.

This would have to be refined 100 times
before we can even use it. All right.

Two canisters.

Perhaps something could be worked out.

Deal?

Deal.

John, Penny and Verda are gone.

Gone? Yes, they must have gone out the
escape hatch. Penny was so afraid that

they'd take Verda away.

Are you trying to trick me? No tricks.

If we don't find them before dark, I
don't know what'll happen to them.

Doc!

My security guard is designed to track
androids.

Take the tronium inside and close the
hatch.

Any kind of them? No, not a track. Never
fear. My men will send up a signal when

he finds them. Better not harm Penny O
'Byrda's dumb dish. My guard's not

programmed to fight unless he's
attacked.

Why are you doing this for me? I wasn't
sure Daddy could trade for you, and I

won't let them take you. The security
guard will find me.

Maybe not, but if he does, we'll run
again.

Are all humans like you and your family?

Yes, I'd say so, just about.

Then I think it would be very nice to be
human.

You must not attack them. I won't let
them take you.

A prime directive as a machine is not
programmed for aggressive action. But

you're not just a machine. You're not.

Stay here. Where are you going?

Stay here. I'm going to try.

Stop.

She attacked my men.

Penny, where are you?

Here, Daddy. I'm all right.

You won't let them take her, will you?

It's going to be all right, honey. You
were programmed never to attack a

security guard.

I do many things now I was never
programmed for.

And you're not going to take their fuel
from me, do you hear?

You will take me back with you.

I don't want a day any longer.

A bargain's a bargain, Zamdish.

Can't you see what she's doing?

I can see what she's doing, all right.
She's lying, willing to sacrifice

herself. It does not seem possible, not
at all.

This model was never programmed for self
-sacrifice.

Nevertheless, we have a bargain.

There's no bargain made, no, no, no, no.

There simply could not be.

I don't know how it happened.

What I thought is the model 101 is not
the 101 at all.

Zamdish, what are you talking about?

A miraculous transformation has taken
place. This is the special deluxe

model 77B.

Oh, there's not enough of value on this
planet to trade for her.

Then you're not going to take her to the
scrappy? Oh, my goodness, no.

She's close to human now with qualities
that are much in demand in this

universe. She was willing to sacrifice
herself in the name of love, and that's

rare thing indeed.

Verda, do you want to go with him?

I'd love to be able to stay with you.

But you're going to be leaving soon
anyway.

And there are many places where I'm
needed more.

Must you go?

I'm afraid I must.

But we'll still have time together
before I leave.

Why so glum?

Birdie's going to be all right and we've
got our fuel.

Yeah, it's not that.

What is it?

Well, I can't decide whether to have
Smith drawn and quartered or simply

in oil.

You know, I think it'd be interesting
either way. That it might.

Come along.

Pull, pull. Put some spirit into it.

I'm completely done in.

Energy cell exhausted.

I can pull no more.

Calm yourself. This will do nicely.

It's a veritable gold mine, my dear boy.
Fortune is ours.

You must take it back. It does not
belong to you.

Never fear.

Smith is here.

I'm only borrowing it. And Mr. Zumde
should be delighted. I intend to make

very rich man.

How? By ordering some more verders, of
course.

Training them, as I did the first one.
Giving them polish, so to speak.

Now, let me see.

If they're worth a hundred when they
arrive here, and I can increase their

to a thousand... Yes, that's a
reasonable price.

That would represent a profit of 900 on
each.

Splendid. I should like to see Mr.
Zumdisch's face when he learns of my

Oh, isn't it lovely?

The first time I've ever lost one of my
machines.

It was Smith again. I'll bet money on
it.

Well, don't worry, Mr. Zumdisch. We'll
get your machine back for you. Oh, I'm

not worried about getting it back.

It's just that I have never had one
stolen before.

Look at Dr.

Smith.

Is he all right? Yes, indeed.

You have but to push any of the buttons
to free him. If you want to keep him, I

would suggest that you do it right away.

There's always a chance that he might be
ordered from a different planet where I

have a machine like this.

Now, we must be getting back.

I must be at the door before closing
time.

Come on, cheer up.

You can come and visit me one day.

I'll be doing the most important work a
machine can do.

But I'll never forget you.

I love you both.

Love. Goodbye,

Verda.

Verda?

Goodbye.

If you would care to leave Dr.

Smith in the machine, I think I can get
you a fair price for him.

You

know,

for two cents, I'd take some dishes
advice.

But then again, I'd never have the
pleasure of watching you try to get out

work again, would I, Doctor?

I must have dozed off for a moment.

I had the strangest dream.

I dreamt I was a piece of merchandise in
some galactic department store.

Oh, sure, Smith.

From a bargain basement.

Fiddle -de -fi, Major. Your barbs will
never harm me. Indeed.

Here are the other tools, Dr. Smith.

Ah, bend it, cutters.

Our operation is a smashing success.

The operation is a success.

But unfortunately, the patient is dead.

Nonsense, Ninny. This weather station is
completely operational.

You failed to secure the wires of the
sensitizer.

Maybe you'd better check the wiring
again, Dr. Smith, just in case.

Nonsense, my boy.

It's an absolutely perfect order. Now
pick up the tools.

Answer the question, Dr. Smith, or shall
I?

Hold your tongue, sir.

Ah, Professor.

Finished. A push of the switch is all
that is necessary.

Very good.

Then you shall have the honor of
connecting the relay station to Jupiter

Splendid.

I'll be there.

A faulty relay.

Attention! Attention!

Alien approaching!

He's a veritable giant.

He doesn't seem hostile. Let's find out
what he's doing here.

We've had experience with these strange
space creatures before, you know. I'm

John Robinson from the planet Earth.

He probably doesn't understand it. I'll
offer him my hand. That's the

universally understood gesture.

Oh, it's an excellent idea.

Run.

Yes, I'm afraid to.