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I'll be ready when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me.

I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

You know what I mean.

I'll be ready.

Watch where you're sticking those pins, Butterfingers.

Don't think I forgot about the last time. Oh, please. I barely drew blood.

Boys, they were trying to prick you one way or another. Ouch!

What were you saying?

All right, that ought to do it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Is that Vogue?

You can't just stick Vogue in the third row.

Well, we're running out of room. I mean, who knew so many critics were going to

show up? Well, you can thank Sebastian for that. No, let's thank him after we

put Vogue in the front row.

He's right.

So, Steph, where's that man of yours, honey?

Fred? He went back to Cleveland.

The little league team that he coaches is playing a doubleheader.

Wow, that's dedication.

Hey, did we just become friends there?

No.

We'll leave our stuff in here and we'll put the rest down the hall.

Oh, tell me this is not see -through.

Hey, at least Jeffrey isn't making us wear one of those pink song things.

So, uh, how'd your big threesome with Nina go?

It didn't.

And really, I don't want to talk about it, okay?

What, you bringing another dude?

Oh, she did bring in another dude.

I was like, what the?

And, you know, she said it was like her fantasy or something.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure. But what about your fantasy?

She can be so selfish sometimes.

That's all I'm saying.

Hey, Nina.

Hey, Russ. You got a sec?

I want to talk you into another sausage fest.

What's he talking about?

Uh, nothing.

I have a surprise for you. His name's Roger.

Sure, Nia.

Hey, Cody, can you just give it a second? Oh, yeah, totally.

Yeah. Hey, good luck, and try for a reach around.

So, Nia, we're pretty busy here. I only really have a minute or two.

You sure about that?

No threesomes this time.

Just you and me.

Are those edible panties?

Red licorice.

Are they on a strawberry?

I think I'll save the rest for later.

Played at an underwear show.

Who'd have thought?

Would you have preferred the Louvre?

Hell, I would have preferred a coffee shop.

Well, there's one right around the corner.

Would you mind picking me up a deep half while you're there?

Right. Listen, I'm going to be over here.

Hey, Lee.

You okay?

I'm fine. She's a woman.

Ah, the evil X.

Just when you think he's out, she pulls him right back in.

I've been through diptych lately.

You don't think you... No way.

At least I don't think so.

I come bearing gifts.

This should cheer you up.

As much as a new boyfriend with no excess baggage.

More. Shut up and read it.

Yeah, Marilyn really let Giovanna have it.

Nice.

Well, we should thank Cormac as well. He did bring us the photos and the proof.

Nothing like the whiff of bad publicity to scare the crap out of buyers.

Oh, God.

I'd give anything to see your face right now.

Ice Max on line four and Macy's still waiting on line two.

Are they both calling to cancel their orders?

Uh, yeah.

Sounds like it. Let them wait.

That is the third person who's complained about their seating.

Yeah, well, these events tend to bring out all the weirdos.

Oh, hello, sir.

Right this way.

Hey, Cody.

I wanted to let you know I appreciate you helping out Lacey.

And for agreeing to do that dance with me.

You don't have to thank me.

You know, I should be thanking you.

Just for letting me help. I mean, after everything that happened with Giovanna.

Yeah.

Well... I'm sorry, Cody.

I didn't mean to use you.

I know.

I miss you.

It's not that simple.

It could be.

Oh.

You don't think you can trust me anymore.

I don't know.

Can I?

To believe in do -overs?

Sometimes.

How about now?

And watch me parade around on stage in panties?

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

They're not panties.

Just remember to put a bit of a spring in your step when you're walking down

runway. Girls love to see the jewels down.

Anything, Cody?

Uh, no. Not for a while. Why, what's up?

One of my models sprained her ankle and I need a new girl pronto.

Uh, don't we all?

Cute.

Better than cute.

Perfect. Excuse me? What size are those?

What?

Do you have any runway experience?

I'm a pretty good dancer.

Great. We'll figure it out on the way. Wait.

What?

Oh, and just remember to put a string in your step.

Guys like to see the boobies bounce.

You can't buy this kind of person.

Where is it?

How's it fit?

Like dental floss?

That's the idea, sweetheart.

Now get out there and work.

Oh God, Vanessa, please stop touching us.

Please.

I didn't think...

You're sweating.

Hardest in their nerves.

It's amazing I didn't actually get anything done.

Here, use this.

We should get back on.

Actually, listen.

Tracy, I've been thinking a lot about it lately.

Really?

Me too.

And the reason their marriage didn't work out.

Look, Jason, there's only so many times I can apologize. I'm not asking.

Well, there's something I want to talk to you about.

What are you crying about?

I'm not.

You?

Me neither.

That's the problem with men. They make strong women messy.

Tell me about it.

The show looks good.

Thanks.

I hope everything works out for you.

I mean that.

Was that you today?

I don't know for how long.

What are you talking about?

He's been more interested in spending time with her than he is with me.

Tonight should be about us, not some ex.

I wouldn't worry about her. She's not even in your league.

Jason's just worried about his photo presentation right now.

That's my point. He's been outside with that bitch instead of inside watching

the show.

Arso.

Ladies and gentlemen, what a tremendous show.

I'd like to thank you all for coming and introduce you to the genius behind

tonight's event.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Lacey Summer.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The truth is, a show like this is the result of a partnership.

Jeffrey? Jeffrey was involved in all of the designs, but he is the main creator

of our fabulous men's lives.

And of course, the person responsible for these exquisite photographs is

Jason, would you come up to the stage?

When you begin something like this, you don't always know how things will work

out. Sometimes it's a huge success, and other times it's not.

But you enter into it just like any relationship, and you hope for the best.

Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you to everyone who has taken

this journey with us, no matter where they end up going or who they end up

with.

Thank you.

She certainly has a way with words.

Hey, there you are. You're mentioning our party.

I need a few minutes for myself.

Is everything alright?

You tell me.

Tell you what?

It's like you've been avoiding me all day.

And then I see you with Tracy and she looks all messy.

What are you talking about?

Don't.

Don't make me look like an idiot. I know there's something going on with you

two. What, did she remind you of how good things used to be?

You're joking, right?

Remember, I'm the one that divorced her.

Maybe you think you made a mistake. Not bloody likely.

I saw the two of you come in from the alley.

Is that what this is about?

Look, we were out there. I just wanted to tell her something.

What?

Maybe this isn't the right time.

Okay, fine.

I told her that I forgave her for cheating on me.

And I told her that we made the right decision.

And that just because their marriage didn't work out, it didn't mean that the

next one wouldn't.

The next one?

You can't possibly be thinking about marrying that bitch again, are you?

Uh, not exactly.

Lacey, I've made a lot of mistakes in life.

I've done a lot of stupid things, some things that I regret.

But the one thing, the only thing I never regretted was meeting you.

Jason. Shh.

Don't ruin my rhythm. I've been practicing all day.

Where was I?

Yeah. I made a lot of mistakes in life.

You already said that part.

Right.

What was it?

Lisa.

I love you.

I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

Wait, what about the rest of your speech? Actually, I never really got

finishing it.

What the hell are you guys doing in here? You're missing the

whole... party.

No, we're not.

Okay.

Never mind.

It's cool.

Just keep making out.

It's not like anyone's waiting for you.

You don't have to say goodbye

if

it's just a...

You made someone really happy, too.

Incredibly happy.

Oh, my God. Is that a... Is that an engagement ring?

Go ahead.

Pretty much.

So does that mean no more threesomes?

Oh, come on. Everyone here having a threesome but me?

I mean, come on. Can somebody please talk to Nicole? Hey, baby.

You were saying?

Actually, I was just talking about you.

You better be.

Thank you.