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I'll be ready when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be ready when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

You know what I mean.

I'll be ready.

All I'm saying is next time the guy gets to choose the movie.

How can you not think it was romantic?

It wasn't very romantic for the way.

The movie wasn't about her. She was barely even in it. That's right. It was

about forbidden love.

Forbidden love?

Okay, okay. So if you catch me in the closet drinking a hot blonde, I can just

be like, no, no, no, wait, baby. You don't understand. It's forbidden love.

Try it, and you won't be loving anything ever again.

It's not very romantic now, is it?

Girls, they love the drama.

Uh -huh. And what about guys?

What about us?

You ever see us sitting around watching shows about doctors cheating, nurses,

housewives cheating?

What about Entourage?

Great show. Yeah, filled with sex. Yeah, but very different.

Why? Because it's the man getting the action?

Hey, in five seasons, none of them, not one of the male leads has ever cheated

on anyone or knowingly had sex with someone who's married.

Come on, they touch every bare breast in town. Every available, unattached,

unmarried bare breast in town.

Speaking of available breasts.

Men just want to see as many naked boobs as we can before we die.

Oh, what a goal.

If Hollywood wants to help us out, that's great.

But please, please spare me the drama that is such a chick thing.

So what you're telling me is that you don't like emotional women.

What I'm saying is...

I just think our motivations are a little clearer.

That's for sure.

I think we're going to take a look around.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not in my room, guys.

Why don't you look upstairs?

Russ isn't home for a while.

And don't leave any track marks on the sheet.

Oh, I hate that.

You're so gross.

I know.

Forgive me.

A billion -dollar android?

Two nights ago, somebody breaks into here. And the next night, somebody

out of there?

What the hell am I paying you for?

Uh -uh -uh. I wouldn't want too much drama.

Can

I

get

your autograph?

Sure. No cost.

Why don't you have them with it?

I don't know.

But it is missing something.

How about some lingerie?

Thought I'd bring over some pieces from the new collection.

Add a little spice to the mix.

Great idea.

Jason, our book is about elegance, not trashy underwear.

Oh, I don't know.

Men like their women a little trashy.

Don't they, Tracy?

I wouldn't know.

It's not what I heard.

Okay.

Here, give it a try.

All right.

Here you go, lady.

All right. What I want you to do is mirror each other's movements.

All right. Really get into each other's heads. Nice and tight.

Perfect.

This is not working for me.

I hope you don't mind then.

Add a little more spice to it.

Great.

Great, girls.

Even more energy. More animalistic. Come on, show me more.

Yeah, keep going. That's perfect.

Awesome. Great. Now use your teeth.

Don't pout.

You can't put a price on art.

Actually, you can.

Jason insured these outfits against your expense. He did.

What?

Stop it. Hold it. Enough.

You know, most people usually smile after sex.

Just checking my messages.

I haven't heard from Richard all week. Have you?

Heard what?

Heard from Richard?

Yeah. I'm doing a photo shoot tomorrow.

What about our big campaign?

I don't know. Why don't you ask him?

I've tried. I can't get a hold of him, remember?

He told you something.

What did he tell you?

Look, don't get all upset, but I think that Richard only hired you to get

information about Lacey's new line.

That's ridiculous.

I haven't said anything to anyone.

I mean, the only thing I've actually said is... You told him.

Something. Look, he said that Giovanna wanted to keep tabs on her, you know?

Maybe help her out. You believed him?

Yes, I did.

Everybody keeps an eye on everybody.

It's how the business works.

You know, it's not spying.

Cody,

I didn't purposely try to... Betray me?

Look, I didn't tell him anything that they couldn't have found out from

From anyone.

It was you.

This isn't about us. Yeah, you're right. This isn't about us. Get out!

blue. I said aqua. It's coming. I only have two hands. Half gray.

I heard that, Josephine.

We're not going to get all this done.

We need to inspire the truth, Jeffrey.

More black fabric.

Great. Did you find anyone to help us put this all together?

Is he always like this before a show?

No, last year he just drove the models crazy.

Lacey, the show's in under two weeks and we only have half the designs finished.

We need help.

I'm going to have to agree with the drama queen on this one. We're just too

behind. So what you're saying is, we need help.

Yes.

Ask and you shall receive.

Jeffrey! Stephanie!

Oh, hey, Jeff.

What are you doing here?

Isn't it obvious?

You're being replaced.

Hardly. Julian's been doing a wonderful job, and you know it.

Stephanie's up here because I twisted her arm and asked her to help us out

the show.

And no one knows the drill better than she does.

Booking models, seating assignments, inviting the right critics, getting the

goodie bags out.

Well, it's going to be just like old times. Oh, Jesus, I hope not.

Cody.

Steph. Hey.

How are you?

Good. You?

Ever better.

Good?

Good? Yeah.

So, Cody, I got your message.

What's up? Yeah, can I talk to you soon?

Is everything all right?

Not exactly.

I've been fired.

Or at least suspended. I mean, I'm still under contract, so I can't work for

anybody else, even you.

Unless Richard or Giovanna say so.

What?

I mean, Giovanna, she hired me to keep an eye on you.

And Nicole's now told her all your designs. I mean, she wants to destroy

show. Jesus, Cody.

I'm so sorry.

What, me?

What about you?

I'll be fine.

We'll get Marilyn to get a lawyer, get you out of your contract.

Nobody screws over my little brother but me.

How can we afford that?

We'll figure it out. We always do.

You all right?

Yeah. I wish I could help more.

The four grand I gave you is hardly going to cover the show.

I'll be fine.

Really?

I don't know. I'm making it up as I go along.

This was easier when you were shorter.

Was that when I was like five?

Richard, don't we have enough publicity photos of me?

Now there's something I never thought I'd hear you say.

Besides, Couture Weekly isn't just any magazine.

Powerful woman creates empire of layers.

Not a bad byline.

Wow. You gonna write the article yourself?

Hardly. But I like to offer suggestions.

Oh. Oh, Beth.

Ooh.

Hello? It's Nicole. She's calling to make an appointment.

Oh, okay. Hold on.

Do we have anything scheduled with Nikki today?

Nope.

Hey, maybe she's got more dirt on what Lacey's been up to.

Lacey this, Lacey that.

I'm beginning to hate the sound of that name.

Don't frown.

It causes wrinkles.

Oh, yes. You can send her over at three. We'll be done with the photo shoot by

then. All right. Thank you.

Richard,

you're not hard to read.

I'm hard enough.

Yeah?

um

I could talk to an attorney, but... Looks like Giovanna's got your brother

a barrel.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

This contract is exclusive for print and television, but it doesn't say anything

about runway modeling.

So theoretically, he could still model in my show.

I don't see why not.

I can't believe she went to all this trouble to spy on my collection.

What a bitch.

Honey, that's not the half of it.

I heard she just got dropped by SAGS for using sweatshops in Asia.

Why doesn't this stuff come out in the press?

Well, Giovanna didn't get to be where she is without covering her perfectly

toned ass very carefully.

So she just keeps getting away with this shit?

Well, maybe not.

Cormac's got a connection in Beijing.

If he could verify the story, better yet, get me some really good photos of

line in production and those horrible conditions, I could write about it.

And that would help? Well, it might, if other companies start canceling orders

like Fox did.

You know what they say, one day you're in, the next day you're out.

Hello? So a little bird tells me you're having some trouble with the financing

for next week's show.

That little bird wouldn't happen to be Jeffrey, would it?

Well, I never reveal my sources.

Well, yeah, we have run into a bit of a snag.

don't worry i'll advance you whatever money you need are you serious i'll send

our little bird over for the check i can't wait to see the look on giovanna's

face when she realizes you're back in the race i'll talk to you later

Another one?

Sure.

Mount Hari got you down, bro?

What?

Nicole.

She's like that spy chick, Mount Hari.

Yeah, whatever.

You know what the worst part about this is?

Yep. She betrayed your sacred trust.

No. No, she was hot.

She was incredibly hot.

And I had to kick her out.

Yeah, man.

Chicks are like trains.

Yeah.

How do you figure?

I don't know. It's like, you miss one, then another one comes along.

At some point.

But you don't know when.

I mean, sure, they probably have, like, a schedule or something.

But really, who can see all that tiny writing?

You are so weird.

Jane's coming in the station.

Hey, I heard you were back in town.

Can I get you something?

Um, no, maybe in a little bit.

Thanks, Russ.

Hmm, somebody looks depressed.

I know that, babe.

Must be a chick.

Don't really feel like talking about it.

Nicole, right?

Joanne's not exactly the Fort Knox of secrets.

Right.

So I guess it sounds like someone's checking up on me.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm just in town to help out your sister, that's it.

But, you know, something's bothering you.

I'm sorry.

I was a jerk.

And... I don't know, my head must have just gotten a little bit inflated. A

little bit?

Try the Goodyear blimp.

Or, in retrospect...

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh. Cody sees the error of his ways.

Wow. This Nicole must have really done a number on you.

Actually, turns out Richard and Giovanna are just using me to keep an eye on

Lacey. So, some hot model I turned out to be.

Ouch.

It really sucks.

But what does that have to do with Nicole?

She was their matahari.

Really? Yeah.

Oh.

She was the go -to girl for information for them.

She was just dating me to get information on Lacey's new line.

Are you sure about that?

Well, what I mean is, if Giovanna and Richard were using you, then how do you

know they weren't using her, too?

Either way, I got screwed.

Well, either way, all I'm saying is make sure you know who really did the

throwing. I don't believe it.

You're actually defending my girlfriend.

Oh, so now she's your girlfriend.

Wow, I guess you really do like this girl.

Yeah, but not anymore.

Mm -hmm.

I can tell.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, Steph.

Do you think anyone will figure out I'm from out of town?

Um, if they manage to look at you, yeah.

Times Square?

Yeah. Those vendors are very persuasive.

Come here, you.

I love New York, too.

Well, that's good.

Because it just so happens.

Oh. Ta -da.

You shouldn't have.

No, seriously, seriously, you shouldn't have. No, it'll be great when we go back

home and we can wear them together like twins.

Oh, um, Craig, this is Cody. This is Lacey's brother. Oh, hey, man. Nice to

you. Likewise.

First time in New York?

Ah, you got the memo, I see.

Um, Craig, do you want to go grab us a table? I'll be there in two seconds.

Sure. Catch you later, man.

Yeah.

He's a really great guy.

I can tell.

No, really. He's down to earth.

No drama.

And, um, he doesn't know anything about us, so... Why should he?

Thanks.

All right, listen, I'm going to get going, but, um, Cody, I really do hope

it works out with you and Nicole.

Like it ever does.

I guess it depends on you, Cody.

Dude, your train just pulled out and you're still at the platform?

Russ, enough with the fucking trains.

Cody, where are you going?

Keep the change.

Cody.

Nikki, you did the right thing.

Okay, you have to look out for yourself because absolutely nobody else will.

Oh, especially not a guy like Cody.

Do you think so you used him?

You didn't use him. You were just doing what's best for your career.

I would have done the exact same thing. Of course you would. This was your idea.

You know, you made me tell you everything his sister was up to.

No, no, we didn't make you do anything, did we?

I never should have listened to you.

Well, that's gratitude for you.

Who discovered you in that greasy spoon?

Okay, who gave you a real career with real opportunities?

What did we ask from you to keep your ears open?

Sounds fair to me.

No.

Not anymore.

I want out.

No, Nikki, you can't just quit.

Yes, I can.

Where are you going to go? Back to serving coffee and hash browns?

At least I wouldn't turn out like you.

Rich and successful?

You used people.

You used me. You used Cody.

Nikki, no. You used him. Don't blame us for your guilty conscience.

You're right.

I did something terrible.

And now I'm going to fix it.

Nikki. Her name's Nicole.

Oh, wow.

There's your boy toy now.

Nikki, is he really worth quitting over?

I mean, really.

Did you quit?

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about everything.

Oh, the drama. One gets suspended, one quits.

Jeez, like a modern -day Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah, except Juliet never fucked the way Nicky does.

It's not right.

Come on, Nicole.

Need I remind you that you're both still under contract?

If you walk out, I will sue.

For unemployed models. Nike solved that.

Get up, Richard.

You look like a flailing fish.