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You know what I might do.

I'll be great when you want me. I'll be great.

I'll be great when you want me. I'll be great.

You know what I might do.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

You know what I mean.

I'll be ready.

Nina?

Yeah, hold up.

Where the hell did you go?

Working my teeth.

What?

Is that my toothbrush?

No, Joey.

It's mine. I brought it.

You brought your own brush.

Relax. It's a toothbrush, not a wedding ring.

Besides, don't you want my breath fresh?

Yeah.

Speaking of which...

I'm naked.

Naked people brush, too.

Don't you want your mouth to taste good from me?

Ever had a threesome?

No.

Why?

Eh. I thought I knew someone I might ask, but only if you're up for it.

Wow, yeah, with one of your hot friends.

No, I'm gonna invite someone ugly into our bed.

Whatever makes you happy.

Mm -hmm.

I'll remember that.

Speaking of which, you ready for bed?

You sit here.

I like a good show.

Where's the popcorn?

This isn't the show, Philly.

Only the preview.

Time for the main attraction.

And please make sure all cell phones are turned off.

And please be conscious of the other person in the room.

You have my undivided attention.

Watch where you're poking, Butterfingers.

Ouch! Oh, watch. I thought you liked a little prick accent.

Well, at least we have that in common.

Hardy har. You know, if you would stop squirming, this could go a hell of a lot

faster.

Relax, Jeffrey. Merlin's doing us a favor.

Yeah, now I remember why I quit modeling in the first place.

Pinprick? No.

Just prick.

17th century Venetian with contemporary lingerie. You think the critics are

going to crucify me?

Probably. But at least historically, you'll be in good company.

Wow! Naughty Couture's really coming along.

I don't know.

Something's missing.

Draw blood in your dead sister.

Oh, ye of little faith.

Okay. Clean up on aisle seven.

Please tell me you have Stephanie on speed dial.

At least to help until the start of the show.

Joanne's doing fine.

See?

I'm brimming with confidence.

Did you find out how you're going to get the startup money?

Cody offered to help.

Oh, that should get us far. Yeah, talk about the poor leading the poor.

No, no, no. He just made $4 ,000.

Modeling.

Giovanna, alas.

Really? Trust me, no one's more shocked than I am.

Now, you see that? I told you she wasn't all bad.

People can surprise you.

Some people.

Relax. She's a gamer. I can tell.

How? I was right about you, wasn't I?

Well, we all get lucky once in a while.

I

took

these last year. I sort of like them.

The dominatrix thing's kind of been done to death. Yeah, but with the new

images, I was thinking of more than just kinky leather and paint.

How so?

Something with French to it.

European. I like it. Yeah.

Edgy, you know?

Abstract pieces.

Yeah, that could work.

Just make sure to put a little more color into it, especially the nude.

We all know how guys like their tits in leather.

You don't say.

The more breath, the better.

That's my motto.

The high road.

Jason, this is my boss, and now yours.

Call me Bob.

Nice to meet you.

Tracy's told me so much about you, I feel like we already know each other. Do

you want to see some of my work? I already did.

How do you think you got the job?

Huh? Anyway, Tracy's got the eye for the pictures.

I pretty much just handle the print, the editing, rewriting, that sort of thing.

Basically, for every three words of type, I change at least one.

Wow. That's better.

Someone's got to add the magic.

Writers love them. They're all a bunch of babies.

Change 20 or 30 words, and they act like you peed on the Gutenberg Bible.

Don't let him scare you, Jason. I got your back.

Right. Heard that one before.

That's right.

You two used to be married.

Hey, so what's it like working with your ex?

I'll, uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Oh, diplomatic.

I like that.

So have you given it any thought to how we should showcase the images?

I thought that's what the book was about.

Bob means buzz, you know, like getting the word of mouth around.

Getting people to talk about it a little more.

Actually... Actually, why don't we preview them at Lacey's Spring Show?

The underwear girl?

Underwear?

It's a lingerie show my girlfriend's putting together.

I don't think that that... I love it. You do?

Sure, what better place to plug a book with erotic photographs than a lingerie

show? Don't think it's a little trashy? I like trash.

So does our audience.

Tasteful trash, of course.

Of course.

So it's a done deal.

I'll speak to Lacey about it.

Sounds great.

Whoopee.

4 ,000?

It's amazing.

It's like the modeling gig from heaven. Yeah.

Not bad for a day's work.

What are you guys planning on doing with all the money?

In Vegas.

Sure you would.

Well, most of it's going to rent and build.

But... Okay, so I've been eyeing these mandalas.

Shoes, dummy.

Shoes?

Make a paycheck you've ever made in your life and you're going to blow it on

shoes.

Like any self -respecting woman always does.

Absolutely.

Chicks are weird.

Tell me about it.

Oh, so what are you doing with your money, Mr. O, so mature?

I'm going to give it to Lace.

You know, help her with the new collection.

What?

Nothing. It's just so... Mature.

Yeah. That's my man, investing in the future.

You know he's just doing this to get laid, right?

Yep, and it's working.

Maybe you should take note.

Look, guys, it's not a big deal.

I just... You know, Lacey's helped me out a lot.

Whatever.

Forget it. I think it's great.

Me too.

My boy's growing up.

That's coming from a girl investing in footwear.

Like any good girl should.

Hey, my friend's going to be by your place.

Which friend? What?

You know, my friend.

Actually,

guys, I'm sorry.

I forgot.

We have to... Go.

What's up, buddy?

Nothing, nothing. I just feel... Tired.

Damn tired.

All right.

See you later.

Will of iron, baby.

Will of iron.

I can see that.

Down,

boy. Someone might think you're panting like a dog.

Shit it.

Would you relax?

I'm relaxed.

Tell it to the floor.

I'm just... I mean... I'm curious about these things happening to other people.

To me?

I... I don't know what it is. Drink your beer.

Now what are you doing?

So, what's your friend's name?

Casey.

Casey. Right.

And, yeah, that would be bad to forget, wouldn't it? Yeah.

Okay. Relax.

Calm down.

What's important is you and me, and that we're both comfortable.

You, me, Casey. Got it.

Hey, Nina.

I was beginning to think you weren't home.

Hi, Casey. Come on in.

This is Russ.

Yeah, hi.

What's up?

What? Are you kidding me?

You wanted a threesome.

Uh, yeah, but not with another dude.

Okay, just breathe.

Are you out of your fucking mind?

So it was okay when it was another woman?

Yeah. Guys, you know I'm right here, right?

Sorry, Charlie.

Chase. Whatever.

What are you doing?

Getting a beer.

This was my fantasy.

Two guys.

Fantasy's are good.

Keep things interesting.

Sure you don't want to know?

I don't feel right about this.

Nikki, we're just keeping an eye on the competition.

I assure you, this is not corporate espionage or anything.

So, Cody took the $4 ,000 he made from us to help Lacey.

Help her do what, exactly?

She started a new line. He's helping her finance it. A new line, really? What's

it called?

A naughty couture.

Catchy. Look, I really like Cody. Oh, of course.

Cody is a very likable guy.

We would have found out about Lacey's new design anyway.

Only this way you get to help yourself in the process.

Absolutely. You help us, we help you.

I guess.

Here, go get yourself something nice. Maybe those new Manolos you mentioned?

What is this for?

Well, maybe you want a second pair.

Thanks. No, thank you.

We'll be in touch, okay?

So, what do you think?

What if I leak it to the press that Lacey stole her new line from me?

Well, we'd have to know what her pieces look like.

Yeah?

So, we steal a copy of her designs.

How? Somehow, I don't see that scared little thing going ninja.

Right.

Well,

I know one thing's for sure. No more work for Cody.

The last thing I need is him helping finance the competition.

Hello?

Yes, it is.

Excuse me.

Two, three, breathe.

When did that happen?

Okay, thank you.

Problem?

Could be.

Saks just canceled a very large order.

I'm sure it's nothing.

You know, all the big stores are downsizing orders nowadays, waiting out

recession.

But I'll look into it anyway.

Oh, please, see that you do.

The last thing I need is to lose one of my biggest clients, Richard.

Hold it steady.

Things you do for your boyfriend.

What makes you think I'm doing this for him?

You need to tell me that you're installing this stripper thingamajiggy

bedroom for yourself.

Well, Jason's going to be spending this much time with his ex.

I want to make him eager to come home.

Well, this ought to do it.

What do you think?

I think you have a big -ass stripper pole in your bedroom.

Thanks. So does Jason even know that you're taking these exotic dancing

No. You're surprised.

I'll say.

My last girlfriend's idea of a surprise was a non -fat box of chocolate.

I think she was trying to tell me something.

Subtle. Yeah, we broke up soon after that.

Can I ask you something?

How come every time Jason's ex gets mentioned, you get all wound up?

The woman gets under my skin.

She left Jason for another guy.

And then before the divorce was final, she wants him back.

She's a nutcase.

So what did he do?

He dumped her.

They got hurt pretty bad.

And now she wants him back.

I think she's like a cat who misses her ball of string.

But... You trust him, right?

Yeah.

He's different when he's around her.

How?

It's like he wraps himself in a protective suit.

It's hard to get him to open up.

He seems tough, but really he's terrified of being hurt.

Please.

In here.

Hey.

New toy?

Nothing like that.

How was your day?

It was pretty good.

Actually, we've been discussing promoting my book at your show.

Wow.

Sounds great.

Yeah.

Bet you're making love to that.

Yeah, it was kind of a love -hate sort of thing, you know. Emphasis on hate?

Anything I can do to help you and the sisters off your ex?

Sounds like fun to me.

That's my girl.

What's with the pull?

What do you think?

I think as long as Rick the fireman doesn't come flying down, I'm cool with

I've been taking classes.

When have you possibly had the time to take classes?

I've made the time.

You planning on coming up here or are you just going to watch?

I thought you'd never ask.