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I'll be ready when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be pretty when you want me I'll be pretty I'll be pretty when you want me

I'll be pretty

I can't feel anything.

It's going to be okay.

No!

This is that believable, huh?

You have your moments, although few and far between. Princess Fletch!

Hi. Could you help us? Sure. I really love your autograph.

What's your name?

Huh, Karina? We love your show.

See you.

Look, I can talk to Devin, a little rewrite, miraculous recovery. He'll be

back on the air.

It's good if you haven't seen the new pages.

Got you visiting me in the ICU.

I'm in a goddamn coma.

Well, at least it didn't end you on a cruise.

Look at the bright side. You're not dead.

Yet.

Take a look at this.

The same day I get shot, you get a new partner.

A handsome young partner.

Really?

Rico. She's Latin.

This is horrible.

It's not. It's great for you.

So, you're not upset?

I'm upset for me. I'm happy for you. I always knew you'd make it.

You know something?

You look pretty good for someone who's in critical condition.

Maybe you can nurse me back to health.

Post office run?

No packages to send out.

Rats? I already dumped it.

You want to open that window, push me out before I die of boredom?

I'm sorry, guys.

Things will pick up, I promise.

They have to.

It's the curse of Joanne.

Every place I work goes under.

Every place? Come on, nobody's got bad luck like that.

Two weeks after I started working at the East, Joanne got shut down for rats.

A month after I started with the mortgage broker, the housing market

So then I decided to look for something a little more secure.

So I took a receptionist job at Toyota.

Need I say more?

You work at that bar. It's still around.

Oh, that's only a matter of time.

Joanne, this is just a temporary setback.

It has nothing to do with you or a curse.

We'll put together a list of alternate distributors. We'll send in the DVDs

the samples we've already made.

We'll concentrate on the men's line, Jeffrey. We'll bounce right back.

Where are you going?

Start bouncing. See you tomorrow.

Drinks? Yeah.

The bar's still in business.

It was an accident, really.

Like peanut butter cups.

My sister needed a model, and I was standing in the room.

Your sister?

Yeah, she's a designer.

What does she design?

Lingerie, mostly.

Next minute.

Hey, sis.

Hey, you all right?

Yeah. No.

I don't know.

Who's this?

Nicole. She's my new friend.

And an awesome model.

This, this is Lacey, my sister.

We were just talking about you.

At least someone is.

Hey, do you want anything to drink?

Water, maybe?

Sure. A little vodka mixed in?

I just need to sit and think.

Figure things out.

I have 500 pieces and no way to pay for them.

Sounds like a riddle. Or, well, something.

Well, hey if you need any help need me to model for you if you need some cash

Let me know Giovanna's paying me pretty good on this campaign.

You're modeling for Giovanna. We both are Interesting

Marilyn. Did I leave the door open?

I remembered where you kept your spare.

It's one of my models, Monique.

That's Marilyn.

Charles.

Monique and I were just in the middle of... Your work. Yes, I see that.

Sorry, I should have called.

You never need to call, you know that.

You want to know if you want to join?

Or watch?

I'll call

you after work.

Love you, darling.

Come on, step up.

oh

I can't believe that after all the long days and nights, the sacrifices we've

made, the tears of agony, the thrill of success, it's all gone,

with nothing to even fall back on.

I know you still have your men's line.

Oh, it was nice of Lacey to even mention it, but a new product takes money, and

the truth is she's going to have to start cutting back on, like, everything.

Everything? Look what you mean, everything.

Like rent and heat and cable, free trade coffee, magazine subscriptions, my

favorite glossy black nail polish.

Wait, you think she's going to fire me?

Eventually. Just like she's going to fire me.

I know it's going to break her sweet little heart to do it.

I mean, I've got friends, I can find something, and you've got this place.

Yeah.

I'm so fucking blessed.

To quitting.

To quitting.

Hey, Lacey?

Marilyn.

How's it going?

Terrible. I just dropped over today. I helped for a visit.

Let me guess. He was with another woman.

What? You were there too?

He's always with another woman. Every time he is, you get upset.

This time, I'm not upset with him.

I'm upset with me and my life.

I used to be so busy and productive, but I never had time to drop by a

boyfriend's for lunch.

What the hell have I done with my life?

You still have a problem with time and me.

I can write the column in 30 minutes, and you just lost your contract with

Sebastian.

So we can make a billion dollars, and I can retire to my private island with

Gerard Butler.

Lacey told me you dropped your line.

I had to.

Getting that shipment late pretty much killed our entire marketing plan.

It's a shame, though.

I really like her.

What if I told you I had rather sensitive information to share with you?

Sensitive? Sounds intriguing.

Somebody intentionally changed the shipping address in my computer.

Somebody?

Who?

Giovanna.

Look, Philip, it's very noble of you to try to cover for Lacey. I'd do the same

thing in your shoes, but... Why on earth would I do that?

Because I tampered with your little shipment?

Let's see you try and prove it.

Giovanna spent the night with me.

Right before the shipment went missing. She changed the address while I was

asleep. Does Giovanna know you have a safe?

Nobody knows but you.

None of this is Lacey's fault, and I feel totally responsible.

Marilyn, wait.

Oh, God, what are you doing here?

You won't return any of my calls, but you... Why should I? You made it

clear we were finished.

I'm sorry about what happened last week.

Sorry? Sorry you fired me or sorry you broke up?

I'm sorry that I said no. I'm sorry I didn't trust you.

I'm sorry I was scared.

Scared of what?

Losing you.

Don't do this.

Don't do what?

The thing with the violin strings.

Look, I don't know where we're going to be, what's going to happen with us, but

we both know we weren't the perfect couple.

I miss you.

I miss working with you.

Are you offering me my job back?

Yeah, I want you back.

Well, I don't know. You weren't exactly supportive of what I called him.

Actually, you were a big jerk about it. It's me, a culpa, all right?

I'm a guy. I react before I think.

Go ahead and do your, what I'm sure will be brilliant piece for the fucking

time. You know, the last time I, uh...

Tried to pick a PR exec for lunch.

My company card was declined.

I'll increase the limit on your expense account.

What, do I have to get on my knees?

That could work.

Really?

You're so not done yet.

Shoot today. You looked gorgeous.

Thank you.

Hello, my dear.

Hi. So how's the modeling going so far? Are you happy?

Yeah, absolutely. And, you know, thank you so much for this opportunity.

Sure. And how are things with Cody?

Not bad. I think we got past the hating each other part.

I actually met his sister.

She's pretty cool.

Oh, Lacey.

You know her?

Oh, right. You're a designer. She's a designer.

So how's she doing?

pretty swamped right now. She just lost a huge contract and she's out there

looking for a distributor.

That's a tough break.

Does she have any good prospects?

I mean, maybe I can help.

She didn't say anything, but Cody has been amazingly sweet. You know, he

to lend her some money and do some remodeling.

Oh.

Did I say something wrong?

No, it's just nice to see Cody looking out for his sister, that's all.

You know, why don't you go take a shower and get out of here? It's been a long

day for you.

Sure. Thanks.

See you later.

Wow.

She has become quite the amazing looker.

Hasn't she?

You know, I kind of love the idea she's butting up to Lacey.

Nothing better than keeping an eye on your enemy.

Cinderella, meet your wicked stepmother.

Come on. Lacey turned down your offer. She didn't eat your puppy.

Well, you put her on my radar.

I'm just doing what I have to do to stay on top.

So, starting tomorrow, no more work for Cody. Just tell him everyone's booked.

He'll see how helpful he is to Lacey when he's dead broke.

It was really sad.

I mean, he's been the face of the show for six years. And then I come along and

he gets shot.

Interesting.

But on the flip side, I get this new partner, Rico.

He's young and hot.

And I think we're going to have an on -screen romance.

Great.

And you're going to handcuff me to the car, stick a tongue in my ear, and fuck

me like a monkey on national television.

Mm -hmm.

That's nice.

Yeah, that's really funny.

Mm -hmm.

What's going on here that I'm missing?

Thinking about which photo to use for my cover.

I'm still sort of stuck on losing my first contract.

Mm -hmm.

Look, stop thinking about work.

Relax. and enjoy each other's company.

We've hardly spent any time together lately.

I've got it.

I've got it.

Hello?

That depends who's calling.

It's for you, Sebastian.

Got it.

Hi, Sebastian.

Lacey. I hope I'm not calling at a bad time.

No. No, this is good.

I'm surprised to hear from you.

Yeah. Well, I'm sorry.

I realize the delivery screw -up wasn't your fault.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

So, I still need a thousand more garments to complete my order, and I'm

you haven't taken your business to someone else.

Are you serious?

And... Once you finish with my order, you should start thinking about

a new line for the spring show.

Now, why don't you get some sleep?

You've got a lot of work to do.

Did he come crawling back?

On his freaking knees?

Awesome!

What's up, Brady?

I'm really proud of what I designed last season, but I want to do something

different now.

I want to combine fashion with a flair for the dramatic.

Something theatrical.

So you want to do a stage play?

To stand out in the city, a fashion show has to be about more than the clothes.

It has to be a presentation.

All right, spill it.

What's that creative mind of yours thinking?

Well, how about a 17th century Venetian period?

Their love of costumes and masks, beauty waiting to be revealed.

You can combine the old with the new and expose women's sexuality.

What would you call the show?

Masquerade?

Not sexy or stylish enough.

How about Naughty Couture?

Love it.

Naughty Couture.

You've got a hot line with a hot name.

And speaking of hot, I got...

So many compliments on last year's barbed wire design.

Women love it.

How many women have seen it?

Well, several.

And even a guy.

Or two.

That's our sexy wild thing.

That's okay, though.

I mean, you don't mind that I see other people, right?

No, not at all. You're cool with it, right? Yeah, of course.

Vanessa, you can see anyone you want.

This is not cool. Jason's right.

Yeah, or Lacey.

Okay, well, since we're on the topic of us, what exactly are the rules?

Can we only have sex as a threesome, or can two of us have a date together?

You mean like you and me, or you and Jason?

I think, well, um, do you want to field this one, Jason?

Uh, no.

You first.

Well, I always kind of wondered what it was like when the two of you got

together.

Might be kind of nice to see.

See?

As in watch us?

Exactly.

You want to watch Vanessa and I get it on.

That's what she said, big boy.

Can you show me how it was done when there weren't three of us?

Thank you.

I don't think you'd like it.