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I'll be free when you want me, I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me, I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

You know what I mean.

I'll be ready.

She must have stepped out.

Tracy, what are you doing here?

The question is, where's Lacey?

Maybe she stepped out on you.

Found another man?

You know, women do things for the other man, and sometimes the other woman, that

we never ever do for our boyfriends.

What are you talking about?

I could be your other woman.

All you had to do was send Philip the correct shipping address. How hard is

that? I did send the correct shipping address. I know. Both of you. God!

My head hurts enough without the two of you howling like cats in heat.

Now there's an image.

Philip, I've been calling for over an hour.

My apologies. Sebastian told me what happened. I've been trying to figure out

where the shipment went ever since.

Any luck?

Yes. Somehow the entire order ended up in Washington of all places.

You see?

I guess the labels were printed incorrectly.

Oh, no. I triple -checked those. There was no way that those were the wrong

address. What do we do?

I had the entire shipment rerouted. It'll be in San Francisco tonight.

How did this happen?

I don't know, and I'm looking into it.

And what do I tell Sebastian in the meantime?

He's been calling me, screaming, bloody murder every five... Okay.

Speak of the devil.

Just blame me, Lacey.

I don't want to blame anybody. I just want to know how this happened.

Oh, he knows. He's just not saying.

What are you, the mentalist all of a sudden?

No, she's right.

I don't want to say anything until I know for sure.

Hi,

Sebastian.

Don't pack up just yet. I might have something you're interested in.

Yeesh.

Someone looks terrible.

Rough night?

Nah.

Just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Maybe it's time to change beds.

My bed's fine.

Thanks.

What's the matter? Lacey kicking you in her sleep?

Look, you were saying something about not packing up.

Well, remember what I said about giving you your own book?

Okay, well, my editor went nuts over your photographs, and he thinks you'd be

perfect for this little idea we've been throwing around. Really?

What idea? What subject?

Relax, I'm only kidding.

We're thinking of doing a series of black and white exhibit -style

I mean, you know, abstract pieces involving the human body.

Is everything okay? You're awful jumpy this morning.

Yeah, sure, everything's fine.

Well, I just offered you the chance for your own photography book, and you

practically turned green.

No, look, it's good. It's great.

What's the matter?

Are you worried about Lacey getting the wrong idea about you and your ex working

together? Come on, she's not like that.

Remember when we first met?

You were doing those beach pictures or whatever.

Yeah, they're landscape images for hotels.

That's right.

Now look how far you've come.

I'm proud of you.

Funny, you never said that when we were married.

My mistake?

Look, Jason, we've known each other since the very beginning of our careers.

I mean, this book is what you've always dreamed about.

I know how much you want this.

I wonder if Lacey does.

Corbin, it's not going to hurt.

Oh, shit.

I've used that exact line before.

Oh, I'll bet.

Now, just lay still and relax.

Ow! Oh, you big baby. I didn't even do anything yet. Just lay down. You'll like

it. Oh, yeah. I've used that line, too.

Ow! That hurt!

Think of it as payback for all the poor, the unsuspecting girls that you treat

like an unspeakable act.

Who was I?

I cannot believe I'm here with you.

Would you prefer Brad Pitt?

Is that an option?

Hey, what do you think you're doing? Oh, no, don't worry, baby. This won't hurt.

Oh, another one of your lines? Oh, thanks.

I need this up maybe like an inch, inch and a half.

This is completely off. I just want it deconstructed, very sexy.

All right, the rest of the stuff.

Hello, Giovanna.

Philip, I wasn't expecting you.

Well, I know how much you like surprises.

Not really.

Excuse us, please.

Look, Philip, if it's about the order, I just... You know what? I had second

thoughts.

I'm shocked.

It's just that, you know, manufacturing in the U .S. is getting very expensive.

But you seemed so excited about it last night.

Well, you do have that effect on me.

Yeah, I can see you didn't come here to flirt, huh?

Well, I have a little problem.

It seems that the shipping address on one of my orders was changed.

Oh, that's not good. Tell me what happened.

An order that was supposed to go to San Francisco ended up in Washington.

Well, those senators, they do love a good G -string.

I don't think I mentioned it was lingerie.

Well, news travels fast.

I heard.

You know, Sebastian isn't happy.

Well, neither am I.

So let's cut the bullshit, shall we?

First you try to horn it.

on Sebastian's business by partnering with Lacey, and when that didn't work,

sabotaged Lacey's order.

How on earth would I have done that?

Let me see.

Is it really a coincidence that after all these years, you just happened to

by for a booty call the night before Lacey's order went out?

Philip, don't blame me for your own mistakes.

That's pathetic.

I think you should go.

No.

Not until you agree to triple your order with me.

Why on earth would I do that?

Because I tampered with your little shipment?

Let's see you try and prove it.

Just tell me how long.

Okay, so we'll be there tonight.

Okay, thanks.

You're not going to believe this.

The San Francisco order got shipped to the wrong place.

Ruined today's launch.

Jesus.

Sebastian must be freaked.

I would say the least. He spent a fortune on this huge gala with press and

models, and now no one's going to review the line.

Wow.

I'm really sorry, Liz.

Any idea what happened?

No idea.

I'm sure it'll all work out.

Easy for you to say.

Right.

Oh, wait, Jason. I'm sorry.

I've been so wrapped up.

How did your shoot with Tracy go?

Maybe we shouldn't get into it right now.

I have been such a complete and utter bitch the last couple days, haven't I?

Don't answer.

So, how did it go?

Really well.

That's great.

Isn't it?

Actually, Tracy offered me a book deal.

I knew it was the kind of opportunity I've waited my entire life for.

And Tracy knows that.

Mm -hmm.

So how long will you be working together?

A few months.

Are you kidding me? Oh, come on, Lee.

You know it's not about that.

Oh, so your ex -wife just offers you your dream job, but out of the goodness

her heart? Has it ever occurred to you that maybe she thinks that, I don't

I'm talented?

And I don't?

I'm just saying you're getting jealous over nothing.

Jealous? Right, I'm jealous because I don't like the idea of you working with

your overbearing, manipulative bitch of an ex -wife who messes with us at every

opportunity.

You better get that.

Lacey. Come in.

Sorry to draw a line like this, but I was in the neighborhood.

Can I get you something to drink?

No, thanks.

I... Well, I'm afraid this isn't a social call.

Oh. Look, Lacey, I lost a lot of money when your shipment didn't make delivery

last night for the San Francisco premiere.

I know. I'm so sorry.

I've been on the phone all day with the sipping company, and they guarantee

delivery by tonight.

Tonight's too late.

Christ, the press showed up to an empty store.

I spent thousands setting this thing up.

And now, look, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to cancel

the rest of my order.

What?

I wasn't in charge of the sipping.

It's your line.

You're responsible for everything.

Besides. I've been working with Philip for over ten years, and there's never

been a problem.

You're talented, Lacey, but maybe you're just not ready for all this

responsibility yet.

Oh, that's not true.

Well, either way, it's a chance I can't take.

It's too risky.

You're too risky.

Let's move a little over here. Better light.

Let's do that.

Let's share.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you two doing?

What? What?

Where's the fire?

The energy?

Well, Giovanna said to play nice.

Yeah, well, she didn't tell you to lose your edge, did she?

Look, let's take five, okay?

Okay.

Okay, look.

I don't know what's going on with you two, frankly.

I don't care.

Right now, I need you to bring back that spark.

The same spark the advertiser's paying you both $4 ,000 for.

Hmm?

Man, he's gotten into him.

Do you think he knows about us?

Why would he care?

Well, we sort of, I mean, you know. Richard?

You and Richard?

Okay, just one, one night.

Just one night.

Oh, well, that makes me feel better because he's old enough to be your older

sister's boyfriend.

Okay, Cody.

Get over it. I'm with you now, right? I mean, come on.

Nancy!

Could you come here a moment?

What are you doing?

What?

Well, we both know you banged her.

I mean, are you trying to make me jealous?

No.

I just need a little touch -up.

Hi, Cody.

How's Tripp?

I'm paying the bills, you know. How are you two?

You look good today.

Isn't he so sweet?

Yeah, like a mouthful of maple syrup.

How about a little more foundation?

That's good.

I'll give you a touch -up.

Okay, guys, can you finish this, please?

Ready when you are.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it, yeah.

There you go.

That's it.

Finally. Yes.

Yes.

Baby, it won't hurt.

Did Sebastian just

cancel the whole thing?

Like that?

Seems kind of harsh. Tell me about it.

The work part of it?

Now Jason hates me. No, he doesn't.

He should have heard me earlier.

Hell, I wouldn't even have this chance if it hadn't been for his help.

Now he gets a little bit ahead, and what do I do?

I'll have fatal attraction on his ass.

Your boyfriend taking a long -term gig with his ex can make any girl go wacko.

That's me, wacko.

Shit. What are you even worried about?

He loves you.

Plus, this is a huge, huge opportunity for him.

I mean, his own book?

How freaking cool is that?

It's not that simple.

Tracy cheated on him.

That's why it took him so long to commit.

Now that he finally has, the ex returns.

I am happy for him.

I know. I get that.

But does he?

Think I should tell him how I feel?

I think you should show him.

You wouldn't believe the day I just had.

Really?

I was a complete bitch to my boyfriend.

Huh.

You don't say.

Zealous bitch.

It's hard to imagine.

On top of that, I got fired.

What?

Sebastian thinks I'm too big of a risk.

So he just dropped your entire line?

Pretty much.

If your career's going down the drain, what's with the candles and sheets?

Just because I can't fix one problem doesn't mean I can't fix the other.

I'm so sorry.

Getting your own book is incredible.

I'm so proud of you.

Yeah, I'm thinking about not doing it.

Of course you're going to do it.

It's too big to pass up.

I know how much you've wanted it.

And Tracy?

What?

But wait, what about you?

You just lost everything.

Not everything.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Come here.