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You know what I feel.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

Do you know what I mean?

I'll be ready.

What's that sound?

The workers downstairs.

Leave it to you, Philip, to live above your own sweatshop. Now, don't be so

dramatic.

I'd hardly call my garment factory a sweatshop.

Well, it's after 11 and they're still going strong.

Yeah, we have an order we're trying to complete for delivery tomorrow.

Lacey's order?

Do I detect a whiff of jealousy in the air?

God, don't be so dramatic.

Don't tell me the big bad wolf's afraid of a little competition.

On the contrary.

Just waiting for you to be finished swimming in the kiddie pool.

Why, you have an order to be filled?

I do.

It's a rather large one at that.

Think you can handle it?

Well, you haven't changed.

What's that supposed to mean?

What it means, Giovanna, is that if you simply had an order to fill, you would

have come by during business hours.

I see.

Well, I didn't know I needed an appointment.

I mean, you used to love when I came over to play.

That was a long time ago.

I don't mind games. I just like to know the rules first.

Phillip, where's the fun in that?

Well, you've really expanded since the last time I was here.

Upward and onward.

Thankfully, there are still people who equate quality with me in the USA, so I

keep busy.

Too busy for me?

I was hoping you could find some time to fit me in.

So you were serious last night about the order?

Absolutely.

What if we start with something relatively small, say 5 ,000 pieces?

Really?

Onward and upward, Philip.

Onward and upward.

Hey. Oh. You're early.

Too excited to sleep.

Hey, kiddo.

Wow. Today's your big day.

Your line's going out.

Mazel tov.

Thank you.

I didn't realize you two knew each other.

Oh, yeah.

Gia, Ivana, and I go way back, actually. Mm -hmm.

Fashion's a small world like that.

Mm -hmm.

What brings you by?

Well, you, actually.

Me. You have inspired me.

Really? How?

Well, I just got curious. I saw what Philip did with your order, and I

I wonder what he can do on a larger, more commercial scale.

Oh, an order, say, by you. Mm -hmm.

You're a quick study.

So... Oh, I'm sorry.

It's your big day, and I'm sure you have a lot to talk about, so I'll leave you,

and I'll be in touch.

Place it.

Nice to see you as always. Absolutely. You too.

So, how's it coming?

As you can see, everything's packaged.

All set for delivery this afternoon.

I'm so excited.

Looks like you're on your way.

Next stop, San Francisco.

I've got to stop meeting like this.

Tell me about it. How about we start right now? Oh, come on.

Can't we be friends again?

Again?

I like to look on the funny side of life.

I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

Now you're certainly full of something.

Yeah, let me get eggs with a side of bacon, sausage, and toast, hash browns,

OJ, please.

Seriously, where do you put it all?

You want me to show you?

Do it.

What?

Are you pregnant?

What? No. It just seems like you're ordering for two.

Yeah, me and my invisible boyfriend. And neither of us like you.

What are you all revved up about anyway?

Big meeting. You?

Same.

With who?

Giovanna. You?

Me too.

When? Three o 'clock.

I can't believe she double booked my meeting. No, our meeting.

you sure you're not pregnant?

Maybe a tapeworm, alien parasite.

Hey, hon.

Someone looks busy.

Yeah, pretty late.

For what?

You, John, for Tark, for Bales. I'm filling in.

You know my new line goes out today, right? Yeah.

I'll be back in time to celebrate tonight.

Better.

So what's your new job?

Magazine or newspaper?

It's modeling coffee table books sort of thing.

Really? Yeah.

That's wonderful.

Yeah.

So why aren't you more excited?

Well, I am. I'm just, you know. Running late? Yeah.

Um, Hun?

Yeah? Yes. Be the publisher.

It's, uh, Calgary Publishing.

That's funny.

If I could have sworn you used to have an ex -wife that worked there.

I still do.

Does she go out to the job?

No, it's not like that. Look, I used to work there a lot of years, and they know

me. And Tracy really knows you.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means your ex -wife calls and you go running over.

It's work.

You've got plenty of work here. You've been doing all of my advertising. Yeah,

but it's commercial. These are news. They're creative.

And what you do for me isn't? Oh, it's not always just about you.

What?

Sorry, I didn't mean it that way, but I just need something of my own.

With Tracy?

Come on, you know it's not like that. This is actually a big opportunity for

I didn't realize I was holding you back.

You better get going. You don't want to be late for the ball.

When I said I had time for a lunch break, this isn't exactly what I had in

Stop moving.

I'm almost done.

That's 20 minutes ago, when I still had feeling in my arms.

I'm done.

these things off you.

Not bad.

Not worth all the pain and suffering.

But not bad.

Everyone's a critic now.

How about that lunch break?

Are we going to stay in or are we going out?

Again, not exactly, but I had in mind...

Huh.

That's what I call a lunch break.

Oh, shit.

Hey, Lacey.

Everything all right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Stop by.

Might as well take the rest of the day off.

Love your sketch.

Don't even think about it.

Look, all I'm saying is when you have breakfast with a girl, it's at least

customary to offer to pay. I had a cup of coffee. You had like seven plates of

food. And it wasn't even like we were doing breakfast together.

Of course we were. You told me to go away five times.

And you stayed.

So I'm paying for your company.

Oh, good.

You're at each other's throats already.

That should make things easier.

Easier? For what?

Well, I've decided to package the two of you together for a potential client. I

don't think that's... Well, you're both young, you appeal to the same market,

you're both on the rise, and you make magic on film.

Want to see?

That's magic.

Looks more like anger to me.

Yeah, well, love -hate. It's a thin line.

It's not love. Trust me, I've tried.

Hate. Definitely hate. Hate?

You don't even know me. I know enough. Excuse me. I have lined up a photo shoot

for you both tomorrow.

And it pays $4 ,000 each.

$4 ,000?

That's right.

And it would help move things along if you didn't try and kill each other.

Can you play nice?

Sure. Yeah. Absolutely.

All right.

Hey!

You know, I came in here to get away from you.

Yeah.

So it looks like we're going to be working together.

Did you figure that out all by yourself?

You know, you could be just a little bit nicer to me.

Not a lot.

Just a little bit nicer.

What'd you have in mind?

Dinner. My place.

You're kidding.

Look, Giovanna said we have to play nice with each other.

Getting in my pants? It's not what she had in mind.

Yeah, don't flatter yourself.

This is just dinner.

Nothing more.

Scout's honor.

Can you cook?

You ever see my show on the Food Network?

Cooking with the code stare.

Oh, this is a bad idea.

Jason, can you turn them around? We need more silhouette.

You want to take the pictures?

My, my.

Someone's grown snippy in their middle years.

All I meant was... Relax. I know what you meant.

Girls, can you turn 90 degrees, please?

Betty, turn to your left.

Veronica, turn to your right.

Right there.

Perfect. Thanks.

Nice. Glad to see you haven't lost your touch.

You mean in my middle years?

Oh, did I hurt your feelings?

All right, let's take a break. I'm going to reset some lights.

Thanks.

Seems you have a fan club.

You know, if you play your cards right. Thanks.

I already have someone.

That's right.

The underwear girl.

Roger A.

How's that going, by the way?

You sound like that. It's always about a woman.

Yeah. I guess you know about that.

What's the matter, Jason?

Trouble in paradise?

Okay. Off limits.

These are beautiful, Jason.

Mm -hmm.

How'd you like them?

I just... I hate to see you waste your time.

lingerie when you could be doing so much more?

Yeah, like covering for other photographers.

Hardly.

What if I told you we had another book planned?

I'm considering you for the project.

I'm serious, Jason.

Your own collection of photographs in a bookstore across the country.

What's the catch?

No catch.

I know you, Trace. There's always a catch.

Can't a wife just do something nice once in a while?

Excellent.

Yeah, yeah.

What do you think?

What's there to think about?

What's there to think about?

Oh, I get it. You have to run it past underwear girl.

What's the matter?

It's a jealous type issue.

Why don't we get back to it?

Since when did I become the jealous type?

You should have heard me this morning. I was like, psycho girlfriend 101.

Well, she's his ex.

Is this about the threesome with Vanessa?

No, of course not.

This is about his wits of an ex -wife, Tracy.

Mm -hmm.

I know you think the threesome wasn't the best idea I've ever had.

Sharing your man with another woman? Why would I think that?

Look, I trust him.

Let me give this three.

You trust him around Vanessa, who's gorgeous, lives with you, has already

fling with him.

But you don't trust him around the ex -wife who divorced and can't stand.

Yeah.

No.

I don't know.

God, I am the psycho girlfriend.

And the pathetic one all rolled into one.

Neurotic combo platter.

Amen, sister.

Are you toasting that?

For the puppet?

Jason? Oh, hi, Sebastian.

Wait, what?

No, they went out this morning.

Yeah, I'm sure.

I'll call Phillip and get back to you.

What's wrong?

The lingerie for the San Francisco date. You didn't arrive.

Maybe it's just running late.

It's same -day delivery.

How'd Sebastian take it?

How do you think?

They just put thousands into advertising the San Francisco launch.

Interesting tablecloth.

Actually, it's a bed sheet.

It's... All I could find on Sharno was...

The

candles are nice.

Oh, yeah. I would have tried to... It's great.

Really.

How's your chicken?

Tasty.

You know, you didn't have to go through all this trouble for me.

Just wanted to make it nice.

Throw a bit of a white flag.

Truth is, I really need this gig tomorrow.

Me too.

And, you know, this is all great.

Do you want some more tea? Oh, God, no.

That bad, huh?

It is.

It's terrible.

You want a beer?

Absolutely.

Hey, you got cold pizza?

Now you're talking.

What?

I don't know.

Sure you do.

Okay, maybe I wanted to be a model, but it was always sort of a fantasy, you

know, up there with Gary Princess.

Hey, one down, one to go.

The problem with being a princess is you gotta wait around for the prince.

No thank you.

Guys out there that bad, huh?

Something like that.

You need to be more picky. I mean, you could have any guy you want.

That's sweet, but I don't want just any guy.

I want the right guy.

And that's easier said than done.

And what about you? How come there's no Mrs. Cody?

There was someone.

And she left.

I'm sorry.

It's my own fault.

After the lingerie show, seeing my picture in all those magazines, I think

it went to my head.

No.

Shut up.

You always seem so down to earth.

You know, keep it up, and I'll go grab some more chicken for you.

You're just a regular Romeo, aren't you?

Isn't he some sort of prince?

Maybe not.

Do you want another beer?

Pizza?

Don't think it's a bad idea.

Yeah, go ahead. Okay.

Really hard.

Okay.