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I'll be ready.

I'll be ready.

I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

I'll be free when you want me. I'll be ready.

You know I'm ready.

I'll be ready.

I haven't.

Uh, hi, Jason.

Everything all right?

Never better.

You? Fine, I guess.

Good.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Like what?

Like the cat eyeing a canary.

You heard a... Heard what?

No. Oh. I mean, yeah.

Don't worry, it's nothing I haven't heard before.

Well, I should get going.

Taping starts in an hour, and I'm already late.

How's the show going?

Well, fine. Long hours.

My roommate's a TV star.

More like TV grunt.

Who knew remembering lines could be so hard?

Seriously. I changed four little words, and this geeky writer guy, Doug, started

throwing gummy bears at me between takes.

Writers. You ought to be banned from the set.

Any on -set romance?

Off -set?

Eh, nothing to write home about.

At least nothing like I heard coming from your room.

Right.

I'm sorry about that.

Look, we'll try and keep it down, okay?

Mm -mm. No need to. I mean, not on my account.

This is Lacey's place. I just live here.

Yeah, but we don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

I'm not uncomfortable.

Actually, I kind of like it.

Come again?

That's my man.

A lot bit slow.

Look, we're all adults here, right?

Attractive adults like to do adult things.

Right.

Am I missing something?

In so many ways.

Don't worry. I'll explain it to him after you leave.

Yeah. Good luck with that.

Nothing. Seriously.

Lace, what am I missing?

She wants a threesome.

No, that's not what... With us.

You and me.

Oh.

Oh.

Can I hear your thought?

About what?

You know.

No, I don't.

Come on. What's a guy supposed to say about that?

Relax.

I was just suggesting that Vanessa wanted to have sex with us.

Oh. So it was an offer.

From you, then.

An offer?

You have thought about it.

Oh, no.

I see that it's coming. I'm steering clear.

No ditch.

It's not like I haven't thought about it.

You have?

Well, not seriously, but... Some kind of test, right?

No test.

Uh -huh.

So you're telling me you haven't thought about it.

Lacey, I'm a guy.

I was born thinking about it. So then maybe we should... No.

No? No way.

Because this isn't real. This stuff never happens.

A girlfriend never tells her boyfriend, Hey, honey, how would you like to have

sex with me? Oh.

and my luscious roommate at the same time.

No, a woman would never say that.

But she might say something like, Honey, I've often

fantasized about my roommate.

What it would be like.

What it would feel like.

But I love you and I would never betray you.

But maybe we don't have to cheat.

Maybe the two of us could make love to her together.

Maybe it would bring us closer.

I'd like to find out.

Wouldn't you?

See, a woman would say something like that.

Oh, I keep that in mind.

I bet you will.

You like that?

I've had better.

Then again...

God.

Hello? Oh.

Oh.

Hi, Nikki.

Hi. Bad time?

Oh. Oh, no, you can keep that.

I'm... I'm sorry about all this.

I'm going through a bit of a bad breakup. I'm sure you know what it's

I'm Cody.

Charmed. I'm about ready to get started on your makeup.

Gross. So I'm going to wait out there.

Oh, hey Nikki, it's great to meet you.

I'm really looking forward to working with you.

Oh, I can't wait.

Okay, Kevin, Ali, Rachel, this feels very special to me. Nicole!

Rachel. Back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Perfect.

All right. Rose off. Sorry.

Just sweet, loving, kissing Nicole. Sweet, loving, kissing.

Nicole, she's not listening to me.

Call John.

Brian, I hate.

Call Lindsay and fire her. You, right there, Cody, down.

Here you go. This is the fact. And about ten years ago, I did a shot like this.

It was magnificent.

Abuse him.

Abuse him. Oh, I'm sorry there, honey.

The lips could go brighter.

And I normally don't like women on their knees, but we're going to try this and

be gentle with her.

Sexy, soft.

Very good. Nicole, she's not a viper.

It's just a man. All right, honey?

Okay, here we go. All right, a little closer.

All right, good, good, good. Now give me heat.

Do you relax?

I'm not going to fight.

I know where those hands have been.

I bet you don't.

You're disgusting.

Jealous? Oh, yeah, it fell me out.

Is there a problem?

No. No, no problem.

Loosen up, all right? Get into it.

You heard her.

Get into it.

I'd rather suck cocks than hell. Now we're talking.

Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop. Cody, are you all right?

Sorry, I didn't see it there.

It was an accident.

I'm dead.

All right. Take five. Take five. And we need to get some ice for his... Give me

some ice.

Well,

at least now I know how you got the gig.

What?

Giovanna? Oh, come on.

Look, I think maybe we get off on the wrong foot.

I'm Cody, and it's nice to meet you.

It is going to be a long day.

Well, so Lacey actually said... Look, I told you it's not Lacey.

I was just... I was speaking hypothetically.

Hypothetically. Right.

So, this hypothetical girlfriend, who isn't lazy, asked you to have a

and you said... What did you think I said?

No. No?

That's exactly what she said.

Hypothetically. Are you out of your friggin' mind?

Dude, the dream only comes along every once in a while, even for the best of

Uh -uh. It's like a tease or a dick joke or something.

Trust me, I go in and say, yeah, honey, I'm going to sleep with your best

friend. And I'll be sleeping all right outside, alone.

You ever try sleeping outside?

It's freaking cold out there.

Who's sleeping outside?

No one.

He is.

Maybe. Ross.

What? I know, I know.

Hypothetically.

His girlfriend asked him to have threesome.

Oh, Lacey.

No.

Okay, so your hypothetical girlfriend asked you to have threesome and you're

moping around the bar?

Thank you.

Even chicks think you're a pussy.

It's not that easy.

Trust me, come next morning, somehow, someway, I'm going to be in trouble.

You know, let's play by the rules.

Rules?

Yeah, rules.

Seriously, guys, that's like threesome 101.

And how would you know?

I'm a hot bartender.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Okay, what are the rules?

Simple. All you got to do is make sure that Lacey, sorry, your girlfriend.

Know that she's the one that's special.

What, like flowers?

No, idiot, like during the sex.

Gotta, you know, make her feel special, like you're doing this with her.

You know, only kiss her, even when you're, you know, with the other girl.

Never linger too far across town, you gotta smile, maintain the eye contact,

just don't do anything to make your girlfriend jealous.

Like fucking the other girl's brains out? No, hey, it's not about that.

It's about making her feel special.

It's not there for you guys to comprehend, but your girlfriend should

center of the threesome, all right? Not you.

Women need to come up with, like, a manual or something.

Maybe he's right.

Look, it was her idea, right?

What you're telling me is that all I need to do is... Make her know that

the one that you want.

While slamming girl number two.

Hey, come on.

All I'm suggesting is that we break your order of a thousand garments into

something more manageable.

Say, 250 at a time?

And how long until I get the complete order?

Six months.

Six months.

That would take us into the spring when I need to debut the collection.

I know. You'd have some of the garments, just not all of them. I didn't realize

Lacey and you were having so many production issues.

You see, because it's our first collection, we've had some problems

bank loan.

The last time we spoke, Lacey and Marilyn assured me everything was fine.

Oh, I know.

I know.

There is another option.

I'm listening.

Giovanna offered to manufacture our entire line.

Giovanna?

I'm sure she did.

Be careful getting into bed with her. Everyone who does ends up a scorned

No, no. She seemed really genuine.

Oh, she's genuine, all right.

Genuinely dangerous.

Look, I know people who have gotten into business with her, and it never ends

well. At least not for anybody but Giovanna.

Well, we're running out of options.

Look, don't worry.

If you need a manufacturer in the States, I think I know just the guy.

Who?

Philip. He's an old friend of mine, and he has a factory in the garment.

Then make sure you tell him I sent you.

I only have an hour.

Yeah, like it's ever taken you that long before.

I'm glad to see you're so optimistic.

You always tell me to shoot for the stars.

Oh, baby, not everything I say is about sex. Now shut up and fuck me.

I'm starting to think you have, like, a crush on Cody or something.

This is not about Cody.

It's about you.

Here we go again.

Why doesn't it bother you that he gets all the attention?

I mean, you were both modeling in that show. Where's your picture?

Well, I was mentioned in the ledger.

Yeah, right next to the mustard coupons.

Nobody reads that thing.

What, are you, like, a publisher now or something?

You should be fighting to get just as much coverage as Cody gets.

He's moving up while you just... While I'm what?

While you get people drinks at a bar.

Wait a second.

You didn't seem to mind my job when we first met.

Yes, that was before you had opportunities.

I mean, come on. It's like you're just watching the ball fly right by.

What? You're saying I've changed?

No.

I'm saying you haven't.

But I have.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you should want more.

I do.

Well, then start acting like it.

What? Wait, you're leaving?

You know, I never thought I would say this, but maybe you should be more like

Cody.

Hey, come on.

Hey, Maddie.

What's wrong?

What the hell happened?

She just broke up with me. What? Why?

She wants me to be more like you.

Yeah, I can see that.

Hey, if you're single, why don't we go hit some bars?

I'll let you be my wingman.

Yeah, fuck you.

What'd I say?

Sorry to keep you waiting. You must be Lacey. Yes, Philip.

The one and only. Hi, Marilyn.

Nice to meet you.

Jeffrey. Jeff.

So, Sebastian tells me you're looking to do your whole line in New York.

That's the plan.

That is impressive and bold.

That's us, the bold and the beautiful.

May I ask why you're not going overseas like everybody else? I mean,

it certainly is cheaper.

Well, I guess quality means more to me than profit.

A piece of clothing with my name on it should be a work of art.

Lingerie is the most intimate thing you can wear.

A woman who buys my designs should never have to worry about toxic dyes touching

her skin.

And if I manufacture in New York, I can stop by and oversee things.

Lacey, you're a woman after my own heart.

I can see why Sebastian likes you so much.

Well, we are well equipped to handle just about any size order, and our

steamships are the best in the business.

We can get started right away. I need a 50 % deposit, and the rest is payable on

delivery.

Let me guess.

You want the top quality, but you can't afford it.

Yeah, your basic pickle.

No, we're still working on the bank loan.

I see.

It's okay.

We'll be in touch.

It's a very nice meeting.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Lacey, I've seen your line. I want to be the one to make it.

Really?

I, too, care more about quality than profits. God help me.

Sebastian's word is as good as gold around here. I can bank a contract with

to cover your expenses.

Fabrics, materials, the interests, whatever you need.

So that means... You have yourself a garment factory.

What do you say we get started?

All right.

It feels weird going through all this stuff.

Look, this is my very first design.

Wow. And look how far you've come.

And now that it's finally coming together, I don't know.

Harman's anxiety?

Yeah, you found me out.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Upwards and onwards.

Here's the new and exciting thing.

Speaking of new and exciting things...

Are you sure you still want to go through with

this? Don't you?

It's a shot.

You found me out.