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You know what I feel.

I'll be dreaming of me. I'll be dreaming.

I'll be dreaming of me. I'll be dreaming.

I'll be ready.

I'm a little late in our relationship to be sneaking up the back door, don't you

think? Yeah, it's all right. I don't want to wake you up.

Come back to bed.

I promise I'll make it worth your while.

I'd love to.

But I have to go home to get some stuff before work.

Downside of dating a guy that lives across town.

I'll make it up to you tonight, though.

You better.

What makes a woman beautiful?

Some might say that attraction is based on looks.

A desirable figure, a pretty face.

But beauty is all about attitude.

If you want them to love you, you simply make them look up.

That's going to be kind of hard to do.

What I mean, darling, is...

You make a man feel like you're somehow above them, that you're beyond their

reach.

It's like the farm boy who falls in love with a princess.

Okay, well, how do we do that?

Funny you should ask.

It's going to take a lot of work.

Hmm.

It's got pictures of the show.

Dude, check this thing out. I haven't even seen it yet.

Oh, oh, and look at this.

I have raw talent.

I never knew.

That's awesome.

Guys, I'm naked under here.

Am I in it?

Sorry.

Hey, man, that's okay. I'm really happy for you. Thanks, man.

What? That is ridiculous.

I mean, you haven't even gotten half the press Cody's gotten.

And you're twice as good looking.

I'm sorry, what? Twice as what? What is she talking about?

There's no biggie, hon. It's okay.

You know, between his oversized ego and your complete and utter lack thereof...

What is she even talking about?

I'm with you most of the time.

Again, I am actually in the room. Hey!

And by the way, this is a gay magazine.

By the way, it's not.

Is it?

It's called Way Out.

Um, because it's way cool?

Yeah, and if dumb were money, you'd be rich.

Thank you.

And you know what else?

All this coverage is going to get me way more attention.

With the girls.

Uh, dude, don't you have a girlfriend? Her name's Stephanie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

But look it, man. You can never get too much attention.

You know, maybe I would like to break some of my girlfriends about dating a

model. What?

Not him.

You, if you've gotten the exposure and stuff.

Come on, why are you raining on us parade here?

Forget it, okay? Just forget it.

Whoa.

Hey, eyes run, buddy. Come on. Dude, if she's going to walk right in front of

me... Yeah.

Hey, hun, you might want to put some clothes on there.

Yeah.

You think she went outside like that?

I don't know, chicks are weird, dude.

I'm telling you about it.

So, just a little, right? Because I kind of like it

the way it is.

We need to bring her features into the foreground.

I want angle, definition.

Less round.

Shadow. Accentuate those cheekbones.

More shadow.

I want her blue eyes to pop.

So how's it going?

Work in progress.

Now the right clothing can help elongate your form, make you seem taller.

Maybe some high heels would help.

Higher.

Maybe it shouldn't rock the boat.

We've been together two years, but only exclusive for a week.

What's with Callity?

It's always about the little things.

Besides, he leaves clear for us.

He's up before the sun, and I don't see him again until, like, ten.

Seems like the perfect relationship.

Oh, there you are.

Yeah, Sebastian just called about his ginormous order again.

Wonderful. He wants to set up a meeting today to discuss delivery dates.

Date? Um, wait, why not stall?

I could invite him over for cocktails tonight.

Hopefully we come up with a plan by then. Oh, and Jeffrey, maybe you should

come. We should win that.

All right, well, even with Jeffrey's charms, we still have to figure out

somebody that can handle this sort of volume.

I can't sew a thousand garments.

Relax, Steph, no one's asking you to.

All right, well, I just thought maybe after the show, things would chill out a

little bit.

Everything is still so tense.

Have you considered taking up yoga?

It soothes tension and does wonders for the old gluteus maximus.

Besides, as much as I love the vision of our little Cinderella toiling away, I

think it's time we consider garment factories in China.

Oh, good. Slave children.

I'm not having my designs turned out halfway across the world. I want the

line produced locally, so I can supervise production.

Besides, I'd rather keep the money in the U .S. How patriotic. Just go fuck a

sailor. It's cheaper.

For once, he's right. You'll never be able to afford it. I thought you were

getting us a bank loan.

I'm working on it.

Things like low cost, low risk.

Except when it comes to themselves.

Nikki, slow down.

You're not a race car.

Nikki, watch me. Watch this.

All right, you have to walk like you own the place.

Because when you're on the runway, you do.

It belongs to you.

Everyone's looking at you.

Everyone wants to be you.

Everyone wants to have you.

I thought that everyone was looking at the clothes.

First, they look at you.

Clothing is secondary.

I'll get started.

Don't get dressed on my account.

Hi, I'm Hugh.

Yes, I am. I've seen your show.

I'm a really big fan.

Nice, thanks.

And you are?

Nicole. Nikki.

Giovanna, still making everyone into thine own image.

Well,

if I recall, you needed even more work.

Well, thank you so much for doing this. All right, both of you over here.

We're going to shoot right here. And Nikki, leave the robe.

Okay, good, good, good.

Closer.

Lean in.

It's not going to bite. Lean in. All right, good.

Don't try to hump his leg, girl.

Good. All right.

Front leg back, back like this. Lines of the body up, up, up, up, up. And look.

Beautiful. That's gorgeous.

Over here, right into the camera, cute.

Gorgeous.

Perfect.

Now, Nikki, remember this. Don't be shy.

Just like you're looking at a love.

Look right into the lens with various concepts.

I remember your first photo session. You practically turned green.

And that's where I quit modeling and became an actor.

Not bad, huh?

No, it's... Nikki, you're going to be a star in no time.

Oh, Nikki, here's your advance.

And can you pick yourself up something with style, like purple?

You got it. Thanks.

Thank you.

I forgot how much you enjoy throwing lamps to the slaughter.

Oh, please.

She'll be fine.

But sometimes girls just need a little prodding.

And you?

Oh, especially me.

Makes you think I'm so easy.

So you actually thought you were brought up here just to, what, take a few

pictures? Honey.

I could have hired a real model for that.

I feel so used.

Not yet.

I cannot believe I'm wearing this in here.

What? You didn't see every guy in here checking you out?

Yeah, because I look like I'm on safari.

What's the matter?

I don't know.

Giovanna is...

Not what I expected.

It's not about Giovanna.

You're not the goth girl anymore that you were in high school.

You're a babe now. Get used to it.

Enjoy it.

Is that why you made me buy this trampy dress?

Look, if you can wear that in here, you can wear anything in front of anybody.

Oh, that makes me feel so much better.

Who is that?

Where is she at?

She's way out of your league, bro.

Way out of my league?

Please don't tell me you're carrying that around with you everywhere you go.

Another beer, Cody? Joanne!

What are you doing here?

Paying the bills, right? Paying the bills.

Russ got me the job.

Oh, hey, is that the article?

You're getting all the press from that.

Congrats. Here we go.

Well, this is the third one now.

Don't get embarrassed.

Oh, no.

You're really coming into your own.

Thank you. I knew you would.

Is that before or after the two of you broke up? Oh, don't be so dramatic,

We never actually broke up.

There you are. Hey, babe.

Can I get you something?

Yeah, all the best.

So,

Did I interrupt?

No.

No, she was one of the models from the fashion show, remember?

Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize her with her clothes on.

Um, anything else you want to tell me?

Well, we might have dated for a little while, but... Doesn't seem like it was

that long ago.

Come on.

You know I've only got eyes for you, babe.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, whatever.

After the day I just had, you're wandering eyes are the least of my

What's up?

Nothing. It's just the Sebastian order.

It's huge, and none of us know shit about manufacturing a line.

Hey, they still come through. She always does.

Yeah, but I'm the one that has to make it happen.

I have to deal with the manufacturers, the wholesalers, the agents, the models,

the accounting, the deliveries, all the horseshit that goes on behind the

scenes. What is with you?

What do you think?

The show just really burnt me out.

I need a break.

Here's your beer.

Thanks, waitress.

So, I'm being punished?

Cute.

Up and at him.

Let's try not to be late, okay?

Or what?

Or then you get punished.

Exactly as you had in mind.

Down, boy.

Party now, play later.

Oh, it's been really exciting.

But I have to say, I wasn't expecting all the press.

Well, you certainly deserve it. Not to mention the article you ran on your show

has given us more mail than all of last issue's stories combined.

You're a hit.

Absolutely. Which is why I'm so eager to have my order filled.

Strike while the iron is hot.

It's going to be so exciting.

Undressing people everywhere.

Excellent.

So, have you found an overseas factory yet?

You know, I could suggest a few that I've used in the past.

Actually, Lacey's planning to create the entire line right here in the U .S.

Give me an opportunity to oversee quality and make sure there are no toxic

Really? And how would you keep costs down?

Oh, we were thinking with the publicity that we're making everything here, we

would offset some increased expense.

All right, then, Lacey.

Send over your business plan.

I'll have a look.

Who knows?

Maybe Made in America can make a comeback.

It was an awfully long hour, sailor. Thought you'd skip town.

What, leave you all alone here with the rich and fabulous?

Never.

How'd it go at the bash?

Well, I might have fooled him on the idea of making the fabrics in America,

I sort of glazed over exactly how I'm going to pay for it.

Hmm. Worry about it.

Miracles happen.

Pulled out the fast show, right?

How do you do that?

What?

Always sound so confident.

It's because I believe in you.

Look, sorry again about being late.

Traffic. Uh -huh. Still traffic excuse.

Yeah. Well, you could always move your place closer to mine.

Or you could move closer.

Yeah, I already checked it out. There's nothing available in your area.

Really? I didn't forget.

Exactly how close do you want to live?

I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

Like I said, there's nothing available.

My place is.

I'm starting to think they never leave.

The hardships of a modern fashion editor.

Everyone wants to love you.

I learn from the best.

Just don't rise too fast too soon.

So the teacher?

And your boss.

Unless someone's trying to steal you away.

What are you talking about?

I'm doing a lot of thinking.

It's only a matter of time before Marie Claire W.

makes you an offer.

I don't want to lose you.

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.

I love the work that we've done together.

Let me guess, you've dated her too?

No.

I'm not exactly feeling the love right now.

Better watch out, cause I'm the man they want.

What kind of fool, a way fast world, would leave you all by

yourself? Girl, you look a bit lonely too, just too hard

to pass you by.