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A construction site on 29th Street or 1st Avenue.

It's across from Tony's old place, you remember?

Won't you bust out of prison?

Please, Tom, I don't have much time. No more questions, huh?

Just get here.

What's the matter?

A buddy got picked up for drunken driving. I said I'd bail him out.

I'll borrow your car, okay?

I don't have that many days off, Tom.

Yeah, there you go.

What's the matter?

No, I'm all right.

Now, let me talk and you listen, huh?

Let's get to a doctor. No, no, no, no. There's no time.

You've got to do something for me.

Yeah, yeah. What?

I want you to kill Pietro Anselmo.

What are you talking about?

I went to prison for Isinger Alamo.

But my best friend Anselmo, he was the one that blew him away and then fed me

the cops.

I found out about it a couple of weeks ago. I thought I could take care of it

myself, but...

You're my brother.

Now you kill him for me, huh?

You promise?

You swear to it?

Yeah, I swear.

Good boy.

Now get away from me.

Warden, this is Lieutenant Kojak, Manhattan South.

We picked up your escapee, Bruno, less than an hour ago. Shit.

Yeah. Well, that's why I'm calling.

Why don't you hang on a second?

He's coming, Warden.

Hey, Warden, this is Dr. Martin Lang, City Department of Health. He's here.

I think a conversation between you two would make more sense right now.

It's what it did.

We've been waiting for this call ever since Bruno busted out.

I assume that Bruno was injected with a substance of more to pass through our

pestis.

Yeah, I know the variant.

All right, where do we stand?

I see.

I'll inject.

Well, Patrolman Reynolds and Metcalfe answered the call.

Morgantennant, Tannenbaum, and Meddy...

rolled the wagon.

Reynolds and Metcalf are now relieved on duty. They're in the isolation ward at

Bellevue along with the morgue attendants and the guard.

Any serum or antidotes?

Vaccines? At least there's something to get started on. Yeah. We'll keep in

touch.

I think that sample only showed what I now know from talking to the warden.

It's called Arcani Domita.

Which means?

Captain McNeil, this is Dr. Martin Lang, City Department.

Doctor? It roughly means, Captain.

The Asian variant of the demonic plague. It's occurred three times in the last

century. In 1911 in Shenzhen province of China. 100 ,000 people died then.

Siam in 1923.

Another 19 ,000 victims.

Last year, six recorded deaths in South Vietnam.

Who is he?

Well, he was Victor Brudeau.

The con who escaped from Deerhaven? That's our boy.

He's doing five to life for murder at Attica.

Last week, he was brought to Deerhaven as a volunteer for a medical project.

Is he a local resident?

I pulled his jacket. We're getting a rundown on family and associates now.

Now, what are we up against?

The same thing that the governor of Shensey Province was up against.

A disease that can be communicated simply by expelling breath from the

lovers kissed, standing next to somebody on the subway.

When was he inoculated?

It's 5 .30 p .m. Thursday evening, along with four other prisoners.

Working back from the time of death, I guess he became active sometime earlier

this morning. He escaped around 4 a .m.

So that anyone he touched or who touched him could have it. Or could be carrying

it.

Yeah, fellas, it works like that, too. A person can pick up the germ, carry it

around, not show any signs of the illness, throw around plague -like

at a picnic.

You know, there was a kid, a Puerto Rican from the description.

Watchman says he cut and ran.

Now, let's assume the worst. He's infected.

What's the earliest it becomes active?

Assuming a 34 -hour minimum incubation period, I'd say sometime around 5 .30

tomorrow evening.

30.

It's a little over 30 hours.

I'll call the commissioner's office. I want to keep a lid on this as long as

possible. We can locate the boy. We can treat him and check out anyone he's

contacted. Okay.

Day watch. Check out Bruno's family and friends and a special squad to flood the

barrio. Headquarters can inform the mayor's office.

Tell me, Doctor, Bruno knew what he was up against?

Certainly, he volunteered.

He knew that by jumping Deerhaven, he was killing himself, right? Yeah.

Well, something was important enough to him that he was willing to give up his

life for it. Which explains why he volunteered to begin with.

To get transferred from a maximum security facility to a minimum security

facility. I went to State 4.

It runs past Deerhaven.

How'd Bruno get from there?

All the way down to First Avenue.

Skateboard?

What do you hope to accomplish?

Give me some answers, Crocker. Just don't stand there.

Answers, baby, move.

Yeah, hold it a minute.

Roll up your sleeves.

Now, that Puerto Rican boy may be the nine now, but we have no guarantee that

the time we get to him, he and the people with whom he's come in contact

be in the active phase, which is almost always terminal.

Hello, Prince.

Dr. Lane, Sergeant Prince from Forensic. Hey. How you doing? What did this guy

have, anyway?

What do you have?

Well, you know about the Puerto Rican boy, right?

Got a sketch from the watchman.

Got men pouring into Spanish Harlem right now.

Door to door from here north. What else?

Well, we found partials of Bruna's fingerprints on the receiver and the

slot in the phone booth. So apparently he called someone. And if we're right,

was a man about six feet tall, weighing under 185 pounds.

And driving a compact.

How can you be so certain of that?

Footprints and tire tracks.

Now you have a boy and a man to track down.

Six foot, 185 pounds, and a city this size.

Do you have any idea how many junkheads fall into this category?

All right.

You got a rundown on Brutal? Yeah. Boy, it's all here, boiling it down. He owned

a restaurant on Mulberry Street. He had a partner named Lorenzo Girolamo. They

argued often and loud, and one night, Victor decided to end all the dispute

the 45.

That's one way of resolving a conflict. People?

By their busload.

All of Corsican descent, with Italian last name.

Who's checking out those names?

Stavros, Saperstein, Rizzo, Tracy, Kornblum, O 'Brien, Sergeant Vines on

phone. What about Bruno's immediate family?

Uh, he has an ex -wife named Nina, 235 East 23rd Street. She hasn't answered

phone. I've got a unit outside her place.

Probably works for a living. Find out where. Anybody else? A brother named

Dominic, 29 years old. He lives at 10th and Houston.

The Moore got in touch with him earlier and broke the news to him. But we didn't

assign a man to him. Figured you'd like to do that yourself.

Reckon? Man, his name's from BCI. Six years ago, he had a pocket ticket.

What up?

Lieutenant Code Jack, Manassas, South, Detective Stavro.

May we come in?

Oh, yeah.

When did you see Victor last?

A couple of months ago.

Where, at Attica?

Yeah.

How about last night?

I thought I'd catch him.

Do you know Bruno, Vic's widow?

Do you know where she's living?

Somewhere on East 23rd. She's in the book. Why? Well, he made a phone call

before he died.

We thought he might have called her.

No, I don't think so.

The way things stood between them, I think she'd be the last one he'd try to

contact.

Okay. Who'd be the first?

I don't know. I really don't.

Well, think about it.

Maybe it'll come to you.

You know, I've already got a list of names of friends and business

you brothers.

But I'd like you to make up your own list. Would you do that for me?

Yeah, I can do that. Sure.

I can send a man over to pick it up.

You and Victor close?

We were close, yeah.

Where do you work, Don?

Greenpoint Welding.

Look.

I'm sorry about your brother.

Well, he didn't have such a great life. I guess they'll let me know when I can

bury him. Oh, sure.

What kind of a car do you drive, Don? I don't. I sold it last year. I couldn't

handle the insurance.

Why? Just part of the investigation.

You haven't told anybody about Victor's death, have you? No, I just got to call

myself a while ago. I figure it'll be in the papers.

Well, not really. They're right away.

Don,

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't say anything to anybody.

Okay? Yeah.

Take it easy, Don.

We're going to have to be careful.

Chances are he'll be following me.

You wait here about an hour or so after I leave, and then you go out the back

way, okay?

Will I see you tonight?

Yeah.

But not here. About nine o 'clock at the Baychester, remember?

He lied to me last night.

With you, Victor Cole.

Yeah.

I lied.

The commissioner's office call.

I understand we have an ex -convict in the morgue and a few other people,

possibly at large, who possibly came in contact with him.

We can be more definite than that.

Well, the potential for panic here is inestimable. I mean, this city can

keep its head above water as it is.

Now, if you think we'll hold still for just one moment, I mean, just one

while you run around chalking plague signs on people's doors, you're

Private conference?

Not at all.

Uh, Dr. Lange, I'm sure you know Mr. D 'Amato from the mayor's office.

Doctor, I want you to know that our office understands the severity of the

problem.

Do you?

Now, all we're concerned about is that we don't scare ourselves to death prior

to the necessity.

I mean, you have a lot of statistics that go back to something about China

happened over a half a century ago.

Well, let me give you some current ones.

There are over 10 million people in the city on any given day. I think I know

the figures of our population, Doctor.

I'm just as concerned about this as you are. Oh, I hope so.

Because according to the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia, if

were to gather up all the tetracycline, streptomycin, chloramides eaten from

every public and private source in this country, we still couldn't effectively

treat this city's population.

So what are you going to tell the rest of your citizens when they start

in the streets?

That's a miserable situation.

Oh, yes, it is.

That's why the government's been pulling volunteering prisoners out of maximum

security installations and putting them into places like Deerhaven in the hopes

of finding a more easily managed... All right, but still, when you ask us to

impose a quarantine... I am not going to ask you anything.

When I decide that the health and safety of this city's inhabitants require a

quarantine, I'll order it.

Captain McNeil.

Yeah, hold on.

it in from Deerhaven, right?

Truck driver named George Harris picked up a hitchhiker on Interstate 4 while

making a run from Rochester to the city early this morning.

Says the man got sick on a cab.

After he dropped him off, Harris got the weather. It might be something

contagious.

Checked into one of the city health officers. They took a blood sample.

He's got it.

I wish I could tell you something, Lieutenant.

Anything to help you.

But, uh... Well, we weren't really all that close anymore, Victor, but remind

me. Oh, no?

You know, I was under the impression that you were the best of friends, both

here and in the old country.

Ah, the old country, yes.

But, uh, America isn't Corsica.

Too many streets here.

Too many ways to turn.

Victor goes this way, I go that.

Maybe if you talk to Travino.

Was that Joseph Torino with the hawk shop?

No, no. One of my men already interviewed him.

He hasn't seen Bruno in months.

Well, that's how it goes.

I'm sorry.

Good cheese.

What about the case, I imagine?

The case?

Yeah, Victor wants to appeal.

Tell him when you see him that Anselmo wishes him luck.

Okay. You'll do that?

I'll do that.

Where you been? Come in. Hey, look. Oh, my baby.

How are you? I'm going to fix your plate. Oh, no, no, no. Lasagna. No,

you, Mrs. T. I'm in a hurry. Well, I have a glass of wine. Come on, sit down.

Hey, I don't see you no more at Carmine's.

I don't see you at the boxing game.

I don't see you at mass.

You must have something pretty special to keep you that occupied, huh?

Yeah, something special.

Cops come by earlier, ask me about your brother, Vic.

They want to know when I last talked to him. I told them I went up to see him

about six weeks ago.

Seemed like you were doing hard time, Tom.

Yeah, I've seen him since.

He's doing easy time now.

Oh, that's good.

Tom, I never forget what I owe him for.

I think so.

Yeah.

I need a gun, Joe.

That I don't believe. I know you, what, 20 years.

I never once seen you lose your temper.

Now you need a gun?

That's right. I never needed one before, but I need one now.

I remember you saying you kept the gun because of the pawn shop, you know.

Just one more thing.

You can say no. I understand perfectly.

I think the cops are following me.

Put it on the back way.

The garage.

Open the trunk of the car. Get in. Close it.

I sent my wife downstairs.

She'll get you out of here.

That was such a noise.

Hello, Mama.

Nicole? Ah, yes.

I'll get some more wood. Don't worry about it.

If the check had come, I would have bought some.

The check is always late.

Don't worry about it.

Mrs. Spinoza says the police cars are all over the neighborhood.

Sure. The check never gets here on time.

But the fuzz, they can always find a way.

Jose, you talk like an old man sometimes.

Well,

you better go over and get Trevino down.

And make sure one way or another that Bruno isn't with her.

Now, help me. If a dude with one traffic ticket loses his tail, all right, get a

hold of someone at Greenpoint Welding.

Evidence they can give us on Dom Bruno. Pals, girlfriends, places he hung out to

work. Something go wrong?

Something go right.

Half the force come to the street, and we still haven't been able to turn up

Bruno's ex -wife or widow, whatever it is.

You pull the package on the drone around the side? I have an idea.

Anything on the boy?

That's obviously in a similar detail.

Check all the elementary school teachers.

But if that kid ever went to class, It wasn't off enough to leave an

I'll tell you that.

The Department of Health is getting a lot of calls.

I'm not sure that food poisoning story is such a hot cover.

Well, we got a thousand cops looking for a 12 -year -old boy.

What do I give for the reason?

Embezzlement of public funds?

Here, Mac. Hey, Lieutenant, call for you.

Yeah, Greenpoint Welding.

That's right.

Thank you.

It's Kojak.

Good, not so good.

Wait a minute. I thought you told me she worked for an insurance office.

I see.

Well, if you hear from her, leave a message or answer to contact her

immediately.

Nina Bruno, she switched jobs. Last Monday, she started working at the bus

terminal for Corwin Otto Rettles.

So? When I talked to Tom Bruno, there was a cap with the initials C -A -R in

living room.

Oh.

Well, we were wondering what Bruno wouldn't give his life for.

I guess if he found out his ex -wife was shacking up with his brother, he might

have decided he didn't care what happened.

Yeah?

Lieutenant, this is Sabo, number 23rd and 2nd Street. We got a possible,

Lieutenant. Her name is Jose Mendez.

Little girl thinks she lives somewhere nearby.

She's gonna show us the way.

Yeah.

You have to say that.

It didn't mean anything.

It's just that... Those are good memories for me.

It was raining, remember?

We got soaked at the game. He gave me a coat.

We came back here and... Tom, what's the matter? What do you mean, what's the

matter? My brother's on a slab in the morgue.

You want widow's weed?

No, but you could feel something.

No.

No, that's where you're wrong. You should know that better than anybody

Tell me, and I'll try.

You want grief?

If it hadn't been for you, no man would look at me now.

You want guilt?

Didn't we walk around for three years, afraid to look at each other?

Touch each other?

Fighting it.

How do we get into these things?

Tom, I know it's hard to see.

But we have a chance now.

We don't have to think about Victor coming home and finding out.

And if we're patient, in a few months we can get married.

Victor's dying is a break for us, huh?

I didn't say that.

What's the gun for?

I was looking for cigarettes.

I don't have a right to act.

You know, it's funny.

You're born in this country.

You grow up, you go to school, you get a job.

You think, that's me.

That's who I am.

All that old country stuff, that's in the past.

As far away as the island.

What are you talking about?

Then your brother is dying, soaked in his own sweat.

And he says you've got to kill for him.

And you say something like, sure, who did you have in mind?

Kill?

Who did Victor want killed?

You know, I never had a gun in my hand in my life.

I picked that up.

I loaded it.

I threw a bullet in the chamber.

Stop.

Stop.

Not my good, kind, gentle Don.

I couldn't kill anybody.

Anselmo gave Vic to the cops. He framed him.

I can kill Anselmo.

That's crazy.

Anselmo was the only one who testified that he was with Vic.

He swore he couldn't have killed Geronimo.

They cut fire to life.

Then sell them over in his corner. That's all.

Wait, that's... No.

Please, listen to me.

Don't throw away your life over some crazy Corsican vendetta.

I love you.

Is this your son, Mrs. Van Dyke?

It looks like him.

What, is he here now? No.

Can I talk to you a minute?

Where is he now?

I don't know.

You mean it's 9 .30 at night and you're not concerned where he is?

I have to ask him to do most of the things that a man does.

So when he goes out, I don't always ask him where he's going.

Did he tell you he was at a new construction site last night? No.

No.

Is that where he was?

You want to arrest the boy in the picture for stealing wood?

No,

Mrs. Mendez. Because you would be very busy if you arrest all the boys in the

area who have to steal something to survive.

Oh.

But you usually wait till they're 14. Then you can send them away someplace.

Oh, Mrs. Mendez.

I'm not here to arrest Jose.

I'm here because if he was at that site, he may have been exposed to a highly

dangerous disease.

What will happen to him if you don't find him?

Miss Mendez, I have a feeling a lot of people have been giving you the

runaround. Well, I don't want to do that.

I'm going to tell you straight away.

The disease that Jose may have been exposed to is often fatal. Murder,

death.

He was there.

It's at 1st and 29th Street.

I'm burning wood that he takes from there.

Thank you.

How long ago did he leave? Maybe 20 minutes.

Where was he going?

I don't know. He saw the police cars and he left.

He must have a reason for doing that.

When have the police cars brought us something good?

Try the park.

Sometimes he sneaks into the movie on 10th Street, and there's an alley behind

the pool hall on 2nd Avenue and 17th Street.

Senora, I'm afraid you'll have to come with me.

You see, you've been exposed to that disease as well.

But suppose Jose comes home and I'm gone?

There'll be someone here. There'll be someone here all the time from now on.

Now, when did the Romans come?

2nd century B .C.

Then came the...

The vandals.

You see? You almost got it.

Nobody teaches you kids anything of this anymore, eh?

Nothing of the past.

The world started yesterday with space capsules.

Down. Contraste.

Avanti, avanti.

Ma che sorpresa.

Hey, I thought you forgot I was alive.

No, I didn't forget.

Teaching my nephew some of the history.

I'll bet you don't remember it that good yourself, huh?

We have some things to talk about at home.

Paul, I think you'd better go to bed. It's getting late.

Yes, sir. Goodbye, Uncle.

How's Victor?

Victor died last night in my arms. I don't understand.

He escaped from prison.

What is this, Dom?

He told me you fingered him for the police.

That you did the killing that he went up for.

You're supposed to bring wine and a loaf of bread. It's part of the ceremony.

Did he tell you why?

What difference does it make now?

If I killed someone and sent my best friend to jail for it, I had to have a

reason. It's all in the past, Anselmo.

Oh, no.

It's not in the past.

The reason isn't in the past.

It's walking around the streets, breathing the fresh air, sleeping with a

I thought she'd sleep with me after Vic was gone.

But no.

She didn't give me another look after she got what she wanted.

His brother!

Victor must have found out only half the truth.

You've got to be grateful.

I give it all to you.

Let me give you a shot, son.

Then get ready to answer about a thousand questions, okay?

Go away from me, Nina.

It was on the 11 o 'clock news.

And Thelma wasn't dead, Dom.

He will be.

Dom, they're looking for you, for both of us now. That was on the news, too.

But we have a chance. If he doesn't die and you give yourself up, we have a

chance.

A chance to do what?

What is it, Dom?

You knew he was innocent, didn't you?

What are you talking about?

That very first time we were together, you knew that Anselmo killed Geronimo

you.

No.

No, that's not true. I swear. No!

Don't swear!

You let him rot in jail for six years, knowing that he was innocent.

Why did you do it?

Why? Don't you know why?

You're apparently coming from St. Mary's Church this morning.

The officers searched the premises.

Tell me something.

If they'd been a little earlier, would they have found Dominic Bruno?

Well, I've been doing some homework on this case.

There's a report here dated September 11th, 1966, of an assault at the Villa

Quinto restaurant in which you were the alleged victim.

Oh, the report mentions a knife slash on the left cheek.

Victor paid for his skin graft.

The report indicates his brother Dominic stopped him before he slashed you so

badly not even a plastic surgeon could help you. All that happened a long time

ago. And you never pressed charges?

You don't do things that way.

Who's we?

The Brunner family?

Or the citizens of Corsican descent?

Have it however you want it.

The officer said you knew Victor was dead.

How? From Don, maybe?

You know, this Corsican thing is interesting.

The concept of settling your own problems without going to the police.

they call it, the vendetta?

There are books on it. You ought to buy one.

Okay.

Now, suppose Victor hadn't died.

Suppose he'd lived and reached you.

Would you have helped him get away from us? I suppose so.

Even though he almost hacked you to death once?

I can't explain things like this to you.

Do you know why Dom shot on Selma last night?

No. And I believe now that Dom and Victor met when he was dying.

Do you think it's possible Victor suggested to Dom that he, uh...

Did he kill Anselmo?

Yes, I suppose so. Well, we're looking for Dom now.

If he came to you, would you help him escape also?

Oh, yes.

Like I would aid a helpless child.

Well, he wasn't what you'd call a helpless child last night.

Anselmo's on an operating table fighting for his life.

He was helpless to change what was going to happen to him.

On the island, if a man hears that another man is out to kill him, he never

hides. He shaves.

puts on his best suit, walks down to the square and waits.

You mean he accepts his death?

His or that of the one who means to kill him or both. I don't suppose that makes

much sense to you.

Does it to you? For a long time it didn't.

Now that Victor is dead and Selma was dying,

Dom will die.

Is there another name?

Oh, yes.

There is always another name.

But Kojak's got every available cop in Manhattan looking for Dominic Bruno.

Dr. Langford, code blue.

But not enough.

Dr. Langford, code blue.

Put it down.

There's a hat on there.

Got a mask?

Get some suction. Bring the bird.

That's it.

Here, give it to him.

Thank you.

Good. Good.

Good. Good.

Now, what is it?

What do you think it is?

It's in the active phase.

It cooks up half a cup of blood. It's only 30 hours.

You said 34 was the known minimum incubation. There it is.

All right.

So it says 34 hours was the known incubation period until Jose Mendez.

you think this is, an exact science?

Algebra? Geometry?

Well, then Don Bruno could be active, too. I don't know if the course of the

disease is any different in New York than it is in China. And I don't know if

Puerto Ricans react any different than Asians.

All I know is he's active.

Three city departments, a whole metropolitan police force, and we blew

blew it. We look like idiots. Come off it.

This is hardly the time to be worrying about ourselves or how we look.

Dr. Johnson. Dr. Johnson. Police report to room 415.

Hello, operator.

This is Dr. Martin Lang, medical officer for the health department.

Get me the Federal Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, Georgia. And stay on

the line until I release you.

What about the shots? The boy get them in time?

I don't know.

Epidemiology, please.

Dr. Nevins, this is Dr. Lang.

If you got those shots in time and the fever will crest, then it'll break.

George?

Yeah, this is Morty.

We talked earlier about the need for a rapid collection of the A .D. vaccine.

Well, it's a reality now.

As of 5 .30 p .m. this evening, this entire city is placed under quarantine.

away with it.

They're going to be coming off the wall downtown.

5 .30, Doc. I'll call the commissioner's office.

We'll close off traffic on all the bridges to the other boroughs. Subways,

Yeah, bus terminals.

And we'll hold the trains at Penn and Grand Central.

Yeah, it'll take some time. We don't just turn a handle on the fourth that

stops. And once the quarantine goes into effect, we'll use special services. All

right. I've notified the mayor's office, the city council, and the governor's

office.

What about the vaccine?

Well, Air Force is making the collection effort for us, thank you.

It's being flown in from Atlanta into Kennedy.

The choppers are already on the runway. They're waiting to bring it into the

city. Now, whatever there is, we're getting.

Anselmo just came out of surgery.

They did what they could, but it looked like the last trip to the corner, baby.

Wait till Mac.

Take out a night for a butt. You've been giving me the butt term a long time.

There's an extra tooth now for you.

We would

have had the car at your home, but the computer broke down, and we'll contact

you as soon as possible.

Sorry.

You understand that this declaration has no validity in court unless it's given

by a man who believes he's dying.

I meet the requirements.

I tell you, Dominic Bruno shot me for his brother.

Vic found out that I spent Girolamo.

He couldn't get to me himself, so...

build a sweat.

You can always get him for the girl.

What girl?

You didn't know?

Neither did Dom.

I had to tell him she was the one who put me up to it.

Had me send Vic to the farm so she could have his brother.

Should have seen the look on his face.

It was almost worth it all.

I called the bus terminal.

Let the security officers roll in any units in the vicinity.

They're looking for Dumba. Watch that girl. It's a pretty public place, Leo.

Maybe he'll wait till she's off duty.

Maybe he can't.

We interrupt this program for a special warning just issued by the New York City

Department of Health.

Dominic Bruno.

Dominic Bruno.

You are strongly urged to seek medical aid.

You are in danger from a highly communicable disease.

Contact any doctor at once. That's where you're wrong, sir.

You see a doctor when you want to get well. I didn't get you, pal.

I sent you to him fine.

Keep it up.

It's all yours.

5 minutes,

gate 46.

Ticket wizard number two, Mr. Tim Sutherland.

Leave him alone.

You said you wanted to see me.

When you came to my house, I said, when have the police guards heard of anything

good?

I know now that you were trying to save Jose's life.

So I wanted to apologize and to...

Thank you.

Well, you don't have to apologize to me, senora. You know, a crisis comes along,

an outside threat, a city pulls together.

The emergency passes.

We lose what we could have gained and like that.

Next time you see a situation where you think the police could help, hey, you

give me a call, okay?

All right.

Now that you know the way.

Up next, it's an hour and a half of comedy and Rigsby's over the moon and

Jones has got nothing to do with it. Rising Damp is at 11 .35.

Then Gary has tough decisions to make in Goodnight Sweetheart. But that's all

after Stan and Arthur become bike salesmen in On the Buses.