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Thank you.

Okay, so I get a little twitchy, that's all.

It's all that's waiting.

Where is he, Richie? Huh?

Where is he? Now, be careful, tell me. I wouldn't want you to scratch on the

brake. Oh, yes.

Hey, listen. Why don't you finish the game for me, huh?

I'll be back, but watch my coat.

Okay? I don't have a lot of time. All right.

You'll be at the barbecue, Stanley George.

Oh, Zelda, I wouldn't miss that barbecue for a bag of dimes.

Bring your accordion. Don't forget.

Okay, Melvie.

Show them what you got.

I knocked them out of the setting.

Nobody's gonna trace them that way.

Come on, I gotta get back.

Why, what's the hurry?

Come on, come on. I thought we had a deal.

You got a deal, Richie?

We got a deal.

Okay, Doc.

Give him the money.

Now, hold it. Just hold it, huh?

Now, you see, the lady who belongs to these has no idea.

Come on, now, will you? I told Richie.

Mostly she sleeps.

I've been nursing her for 11 years.

She sits there and nods. She don't even know that Calvin Coolidge is dead.

She don't even know she owns that stuff, so how's she gonna know that it's gone?

Why didn't you tell him? I told him.

Take out your share, Doc, if you're gonna take a walk.

$100 ,000. Count it if you want.

Why wouldn't I believe good businessmen like you?

I trust you.

What? You want some drama or something?

We got enough glitter here to double our money.

I told you, it's all the waiting.

Now, how long before Forster gets the guy up here from Miami? I'm going to

a call right now, sweetheart.

He'll have his man on the plane with the money in a couple of minutes.

It'll probably be Teddy Mills.

You know the guy that brought the cocaine for us last month?

Teddy just grabbed the cab, Lieutenant. You can pick him up on the next block.

Let's go.

this, Crocker.

The feds tipped us off Teddy Mills is on a delivery run to New York, and he ends

up at a church bazaar.

Cocaine and communion. Do you figure that connection?

I thought he'd head uptown over there on second. What's he doing here?

Could be some flim flam to shake anybody who's following.

Go take a look.

I'll cover Gil.

Excuse me, I'm looking for the meeting rooms. Downstairs in some buildings. Oh,

probably in that building in the basement.

That's where they have Sunday school.

Sunday school?

Listen, if you want to volunteer for anything, you could give us a hand with

this thing. It weighs a ton.

Sure.

Oh, is that too heavy?

Oh, there you go.

Thanks.

Did you see that? A gun in his belt?

Excuse me. Oh.

I'm sorry.

That's all right. That man, what does he want to know? Anything? I'm... Oh,

excuse me.

I'm a detective. Okay.

Manhattan South.

Well, he had a gun.

Is he one of your men?

No.

Well, he asked me where the meeting rooms were. I told him, in the basement

there. Well, thanks.

Oh, would you keep this quiet? I mean, there's no sense getting everybody

disturbed. Thank you. That's okay.

This is the police.

Crocker, get upstairs with Stavros and check the outside.

Here, you stay here with me.

A couple of hundred thousand.

For what?

What's it all about, Alfie?

All about ice.

We're happy. Where's the money? We got everything.

Well, maybe somebody saw you. Get away from here. I'll call you. Yeah, yeah.

right.

Kill Weaver, is that right?

Sir, I told you it was Manhattan South.

The guy from Saints of the Lost come over. You know, uh, Garson, the skinny

who never sweats?

Well, he takes one look at that pile of ice and he starts to sweat.

Those rocks are real.

None of them match flyers for missing gems?

Oh, not one.

You know, Garson said some of them were cut in some pretty old styles, maybe 50,

60 years old. If we only had the settings.

Now, who's missing a million dollars worth of old ice, Mac?

Garson said they were a million?

Goes to it.

I'll let you know exactly as soon as I can set up an appointment with the

appraiser.

What kind of a foot is that for a bike?

A church bazaar.

Nice sack of religious, isn't it?

Well, the people that stuck around long enough to leave their names, I mean,

they don't exactly make up a list of hot suspects.

You got two priests,

a couple of nuns, some school kids, fundraising volunteers, solid local

businessmen. Well, somebody in that civic -minded bunch was fundraising 200

in a highly uncivic way.

Hey, you did a good job, Gil.

You're the officer of record, and like that, you'll get the credit.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

You got it, baby.

should have seen them. There must have been 50, 100 stones all over the place

just sparkling and dancing in my eyes.

You know something?

What?

You put them all to shame, Sybil.

Never doubt it, baby.

Oh, we're the boys from Erasmus High. We'll march to victory.

We'll win the fight, go down the floor where anyone can see.

So come and join together. We're proud as we can be. Oh, we're the boys from

Erasmus High. We'll march to victory.

Hey, what's shaking, Jill? How you been?

I'm fine. If I couldn't be better, get me a loan off. It's a good little

business. Hey, do you mind if I park it here?

Oh, so I can practice some fancy lines on this lovely uptown lady.

I'm Sybil Warkburn.

Hi, I'm Ritchie Lenton.

Hi. Hey, come on, you two.

Hey,

you are the man of the hour. Pictures in the paper. One certified hero.

One certified sweet -talking hero.

Gil, what a thing you did. Recovered, what did the paper say?

$200 ,000 in cash and a million in diamonds?

Are you going to get a promotion?

Maybe, I don't know.

Well, whatever.

It's going to grow a lot of hair.

I mean, some people will want to talk to you.

What kind of hair? What kind of people? What are you talking about?

Me? I got a leaky mouth.

Oh, come on. Don't shuck me, Rich. What are you trying to say to me? Just that

you are in a very good position to score big.

You are the man with the diamonds, aren't you?

Are you in the first team, baby?

I know.

Yo, what I just laid on you, that's between friends.

Don't you know?

Hey, give me a call tomorrow, okay?

How can you call a punk like that your friend, huh? He's garbage.

We grew up together, Lieutenant.

That's so.

I grew up with bloody Jake Pablo, so?

Used to play ball together.

Lyndon's a weaver. The best long pass combination Erasmus High ever had.

Richie used to dodge those tacklers like a kid hustling hubcaps. I got news for

you. He's still hustling them.

Only it's more than hubcaps this time.

Hey, Lieutenant.

I like Richie.

McGill.

What am I holding here, man?

Yellow sheets, kiddo. Hey, he's got a legit business now. Yeah?

Well, there's nothing legit about coming to you, the one special brother, who

happens to be the cup of record at a Diamond Heist, who used to throw

with him, who's trying to smoke out whether you're on the take or not. Well,

not sure what he wants. Maybe nothing.

And forget the record, he's straight, I'm telling you. I see. All of a sudden,

this bum opens a corner loan office, and that makes him straight.

I mean, you believe that?

Or do you want to believe it? Well, I'm not 100 % sure, else why would I come

talk to you?

But all he said was that I was in a good position to make a big score.

That I was a man with the diamonds.

Now, what does that mean?

Maybe I'm paranoid.

Captain McNeil says hello to me, and sometimes I wonder what he really means.

You talk to Richie.

If he wants you to play some inside game with the diamonds, ask for 50 grand.

He couldn't handle that much, could he? By himself, never.

Then maybe we'll find out who these people are who can make you a big man.

Find out where these rocks came from in the first place.

Then we're talking about my crossing, Richie, right?

We've, uh, don't you see?

If you heard wrong, it all folds up.

And Richie's got nothing to worry about.

The question was, Lieutenant, if he's trying to make a deal, are we going to

cross him?

Well, we're not going to give Richie diamonds, if that's what you mean.

Oh, baubles, bangles, and beads, baby.

Paste from the property room.

A couple of hands full of out -of -date evidence from old car jobs.

You know, to flush out the rats.

They'll waste him. No, they won't.

We'll pick him up as soon as he leads us to the others. Now, will you stop

crying? Hey.

Hey, wait a minute, okay?

Don't run my mind for me about how I should feel.

I'm a cop.

I'm going to do my job, and that's all you get from me, okay?

Come here!

Okay.

Mention the thumb.

The man said we could proceed from there.

With the same man we didn't catch? Hey, you know better than that, do you?

Just like to know who I'm getting into bed with.

Let's just say me and some friends.

We got our own little setup.

How'd you talk him into dealing with me? I mean, we all brothers in this?

No, no, no. I had to do a number for him.

I told him that I know this dude who was the officer of record.

And my oldest buddy.

I said you'd have to take the ice downtown in the morning and have it

and I'd hit on you there.

You won the 50 grand, and I had to make it look good to get you off the hook.

And they said that.

Do it.

Then let's do it, Rich.

Hey, you bet we will, baby. You bet we will, like it was the old bomb.

Long, long... Perfect.

Linden to Weaver.

You did.

Oh, yeah.

about the faith and broken dreams.

Terrific.

Maybe a second. Maybe he won't even tell. No, he'll tell. Just he wouldn't

you. We'll tell him after the heist and wherever he delivers the faith.

No

threats

are being made, Mr. Lampert.

I didn't come up here from Miami and my friend didn't come in from Chicago to

threaten. You understand that. I should hope not. I mean, we've had a good

relationship up until now. My runner, Teddy, dead.

Well, what are you going to say? One of the risks of the business. I'll accept

that. I'll consider neither you nor your principals are responsible.

How could we be responsible?

I said I'll accept that.

Now, the cops could have been tailing him for a hundred reasons.

Look, Richie gave $50 ,000 to his buddy cop.

That's our good $50 ,000 and our good faith in you.

All I ask is you be patient.

Patient?

Where do you chicken merchants get off?

We are out 200 grand.

Look, we're going to get the diamonds back. Believe me, Mr. Muddle. Now, what

worries me, George, is the cops.

Suppose this is a trick.

Suppose they're trying to tail Richie back to you guys and then to us.

We worked it out with Richie. Now, look, I know you don't think we're pros, but

we've been doing pretty damn good until now.

Yeah, well, this morning you'll be perfect. Now, wait a minute. We'll be

here for you.

These guys?

No way.

Lieutenant, weaver's on the inside now.

So, we shall look at some pretty stones.

It's a nice way to start the morning.

I'll be a little while, sir.

Don't hurry.

We shall look.

We shall see.

I'll hold it right there.

Just drop it in the heap, Papa.

What the hell is this?

Oh, no remarks of surprise, please.

Just, uh, let me see your best side.

Your back.

You want to turn around?

Thank you very much.

Now, gentlemen, I, uh... I suggest that you have a bad case of dental.

And now would be a very good time to scratch.

Grab your hair, brothers.

Especially you.

Thank you.

Very well, then.

I wouldn't turn around and come out for at least five minutes, because I just

might be by the door.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Stavros. Yeah.

Chance. That's the stuff of 5048 Thomas, Israel.

He's coming by you now.

Got him.

Just pull the cab over there next to that restaurant.

Thirty -fifth and sixth.

We've been robbed.

200 ,000 down the drain.

Now wait a minute. Call it.

Now let's find out what happened. What happened? What happened is we got 10

cents worth of paste.

You think this is going to fall? No.

Of course not.

Stop taking it out on us.

We're out nearly as much money as you are now.

If anybody's fooling around, it's Richie.

Not me. It's not him. What do we do?

Go talk to him? Nobody goes near him.

Not until we know more.

You got the number where he is?

Why don't you move in, Crocker? Maybe you can hear some names. Okay.

Richie? Yeah.

Yeah, sure.

It's okay?

Yeah, we're working on it.

Now remember, in case you're tailed, you just stay away.

Yeah, right. All right, all right. Now look, what about my cut?

I'll be at the club about six.

We'll work everything out.

No, no, I'm not going near the club.

Well, you just call me there. I'll tell you where we meet after that.

Lieutenant?

He's playing it cool, killing time. He said something about not going near the

club. Club?

What club?

Amateurs. I should have left you on your own.

Good buddy neighbors with ambition and greed.

You two and Richie.

I got the picture.

So, have you got a tricky partner in the wood pot or not?

What's he like?

I mean, is he going to tell us the cops stiffed us with paste and then haul his

tail out of here with all them good rocks?

Would he do that? Look, we've known him for the last couple of years.

But anything's possible.

You guys know nothing.

You got a freak in your operation, you take care of the problem.

Glass of milk, please.

You can spend the rest of the day in there, Lieutenant.

Why don't you get up?

You losing weight?

Yes, sir.

You don't need that.

Now, you get out. Stick with Crocker.

I'll go back, scrounge a couple of men and relieve you.

And don't take your eyes off that asshake case. All right.

That's $25 on number six in the fifth race.

I got it.

See you later.

Maybe we should just take our losses and forget the whole thing, huh?

You're a dentist, Doc. You got something else.

Me, this is my whole business.

Now, we'll talk to that cop.

Then we'll take it from there.

Whatever you say.

Tracy, tell Rizzo to go down and stay on Linden's tail.

You didn't pick him up?

He's being coy. He didn't slip the diamonds to anybody yet.

Maybe you want to go down and work in the surveillance, too? Oh, sure.

Maybe you want me to personally slap the cuffs on him.

Or if he runs, maybe I should be the one to shoot him. How much more mileage you

going out of me?

Haven't I done enough on this one?

More than enough.

Where's the 50 grand from Ritchie?

I found it in the property last night. Here's the receipt.

Okay. Get home. Get a meal.

Why don't you go out with Sybil?

Kojak, what is it? Yeah.

I switch it in here and try to trace it.

Someone has been calling for you. No message. Every ten minutes. Hold it a

minute.

Yeah. Weaver?

This is a friend of Richie's. I'm going to respect your time. Ask you one

question. Now, did you pull the switch with our mutual acquaintance today?

What was that?

Look, you got paid 50 grand. Stop acting dumb. What went down?

What's he talking about?

Well, I don't know who this is. You got to tell me more.

One of you two guys is ripping us off.

All we got in front of us is a lot of paste.

He delivered something already?

It's in front of me.

Now, if you're playing games with our 50 grand... If you never saw the money,

you still want the action.

What does that do to Richie?

It'll keep him under surveillance. Now, make up your mind.

I never got a penny. Richie never showed. What are you talking about?

money?

Maybe we can still deal.

We'll get back to you.

Pardon me.

Too quick to trace.

Okay, thanks.

Richie must have dumped the stuff he got from you in the cab, maybe with the

driver.

Stupid of me.

When they go back... Is that all you're thinking of? How Richie faked you out?

You want to know what I'm thinking about?

I'm thinking about how I fake him out.

This job stinks.

We're going to protect him.

Gil.

Hey, Gil, I agree.

The job stinks for me, too.

But because of the danger you get in there, not him.

Testing into one, into two, into three.

Here we are, playing spy again, right, Lieutenant?

Mind if I sit down?

Go ahead.

Your badge.

You wouldn't be one of those crappy cops, would you, Gil?

Why would I mean?

Make sure.

Let's walk.

Bike riding is good, but my doctor says... If this is a tail jet we got

here, I'm gonna know it in two minutes flat.

Know it, friend.

Forget it.

You didn't show, huh? Richie?

Uh -uh.

Then he's playing it real cool with somebody else's 50 G's.

Gonna pretend you stuck him with a lot of phony pace. I never got nothing,

that's all I know.

Everybody's hurting. I'm sure you want this wrapped up soon as anybody.

Listen, man, I don't like sweating this out and having nobody show.

You want to try it again tonight when I pick up the diamonds from the

appraisers? They're gonna cost you double, 100 ,000 biggies.

What do you think you got, the crown jewels?

Listen, the appraiser fell down when he took a look at them.

You got over two million in rocks there.

Well?

I'm not going to grab them and run.

I'm going to check them out, take my time.

Okay.

Just come up with 100 ,000.

20 neat stacks of hundreds.

So I can split this jungle before the whole lousy setup.

I'll do it any way you want.

Getting to you, huh?

Up to here.

You got a deal?

Six o 'clock today.

There's a parking lot near my hotel.

Second and 35th.

Get the money.

All right, check every bank in the city fast.

I want a list of everybody who comes in this afternoon and wants a lot of $100

bills. You know, most banks have a record for themselves.

It shouldn't be too hard. Go ahead.

The guy Gil took a walk with in the park, I teletyped his description to

PD. They wired back, no make, zip and zero, nada, nothing.

Okay.

When you get there, you're going to have to do a little song and dance.

You know, tell them the appraisal didn't get finished today.

Set up something for tomorrow night, talk about the diamonds, the money.

About ten minutes of you dealing to those bums, that's what we need.

Terrific.

And I'm not going to risk a transmitter on you.

We'll set up a directional mic, pick up and record everything that's said, get

photographs from across the street.

If it all goes okay, we'll do the same for the transaction tomorrow.

Hey, Gil.

We're gonna have to wait around.

Yeah, it looks that way.

They did it? Yeah.

They come through with the money.

Yeah, they sure did.

Let's get going. We've got to meet Weaver at 6 o 'clock.

Dennis wanted to back out. I told him to shut up or I'd pull his teeth.

It's been night. Get an ambulance. Right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Five minutes.

Red light. I don't like it. Get me out of here.

Okay, mister, get out of the car. And slowly.

First you run a red light, then you scream in here. What's your problem?

I got no problem.

What's in the suitcase?

That? I don't know. That was there when I rented the car. It's not mine. Uh

-huh. Check it out.

7 -2 -3 -K.

Car 7 -4 -0 requests that you meet them at 17th and 5th. A uniformed unit has

apprehended the subject of your surveillance.

He did what?

Attention all units, this is Lieutenant Kojak.

The action is scrubbed.

100 ,000 for going through a red light? This is a nightmare. How did I get into

this? I thought you were the big pros from Miami. I thought you had all the

energy. The mouse.

Okay with the mouse, baby?

It's our money. A hundred thousand of our money.

We're into the fortune.

Listen, you asked for this, so grow up. What about Foster? He's not going to

talk.

Don't sweat him a day or two. They got him for nothing.

He'll be out.

He'll call. Hang around here. You'll see. And when he does, tell him I'll be

back in Chicago.

And if he ever gets another deal with you guys, tell him include me out.

Yes, sir.

Nehemiah Forster from Miami.

Alias Nathan Nemes.

Eastside punk.

You have trouble sleeping nights, Forster?

How come?

Well, all these arrests according to the Miami Police Department.

Receiving stolen property, narcotics.

Two convictions, misdemeanors. How many years ago? Six?

You copped how many, please?

I paid my debt, Lieutenant.

Tell me something.

Tell me about the 100 grand in the front seat of your car.

It's a land of miracles.

Were you making a buy, Nehemiah?

Of what?

Ice, baby.

Hot rocks.

Lieutenant, read your Miranda. Let me use the phone. What we need here is some

legal advice.

Nehemiah.

Saperstein just called in.

Richie Linden was knifed in a theater arcade on 42nd Street.

Detective Weaver just went up to the hospital.

Not me.

You put yourself here.

A sandlot buddy for a finger job.

You used me, Gilbert.

You stink.

You ain't nothing but a white man in black.

Who knifed you, Richie?

What?

Make you a big man?

Put you in the paper again?

Get another boost off me?

You ain't real.

Foster say anything about the $100 ,000? No, not a peep. It's upstairs in

property and Foster will be out of here in 24 hours. What do you got?

A list of nine people who asked for sizable amounts of $100 bills from banks

yesterday. Foster's not on the list. I don't think it's his money, Crocker. I

don't think he'd walk away from it that quick if it were.

Maybe he's afraid it's marked.

Maybe he doesn't really know that much about where it came from.

I'll make copies of this, okay?

You and me, stop us.

We'll split the names and check them out, like that.

See if we can tie any of these big withdrawals to Ritchie, Diamonds Force,

Miami. Anything like that, huh?

Come, let's stop a hop.

Here you go, now. Nice piece. Sign up for your free sign, baby.

There you go. Come on.

That's a deal right now.

All right.

That's nice. Mr. Lampert?

Yeah.

You're George Lampert, right? Yeah, yeah.

Your wife said I'd find you here.

What's your line of work, Mr. Lampert?

Well, I'll tell you what I got. I got a couple of pizzerias uptown and a coffee

shop, and that's it. Why?

Oh, yes, I... Oh, I thought you said police.

Well, uh, what can I do for you, Lieutenant? Well, yesterday you took a

10s and 20s and 50s to the National Security Trust on 2nd Avenue. Yeah.

Changed them into $100 bills.

$23 ,000 worth, to be exact.

23 big ones. That's a lot of pizza.

Well, why would you do that? I also collect coins.

Mostly European.

How does that work?

Well, you see, I go in and I take the money out like I did yesterday.

I give it to my runner. He goes over and gives it to my representative.

He does the deal for me. I mean, everybody does it, Lieutenant. It's

legal. I assure you of that.

I'm sure you can prove everything you've told me, Mr. Lampert.

Well, if you need any more information, just call my accountants and they'll

give you all the information you want.

You might even win a trip to Switzerland.

Sure could use it. Yeah, in this kind of weather, we're most good.

This guy Paul Stern has a car agency.

He left for Detroit last night, so that's a blank too.

What about your three?

One was out of town in Baltimore in business. Then I spoke to this 90 -year

lady. She withdrew $12 ,000 in hundreds. She was getting ready for her annual

trip to Vegas.

You saw Richie?

Dead.

I'm sorry.

Sure.

About what? The case?

Hey, a man is dead and that's always painful.

What more do you want me to say?

What more do you want me to do?

Go home.

No. I want to finish, Lieutenant.

I didn't go through this for nothing.

Okay.

So what about the next name?

John Ennis. He's a dentist.

He withdrew.

$17 ,000 from a checking account.

That's a pretty good checking account.

Obviously, you haven't gotten a bill from a dentist lately.

Anyhow, he doesn't see why he should explain anything.

Check out his neighbors?

Yeah, not an unkind word. He's happily married, nice wife, eight -year -old

perennial member of the local civic club.

Club?

Richie mentioned a club, remember, when he was on the phone? This one's called

the Acacia Club.

Sure.

I found Lampert in the park playing ball with some kids. They were wearing

Acacia Club t -shirts.

Funny how it keeps popping up, huh? Fill me in, Crocker. It's a family thing.

That's all I know. Solid citizens. They co -sponsored the church bazaar where we

tried to grab Teddy.

You gotta be kidding.

Lieutenant, a couple of years ago, Richie comes to me one day, shows me

card, real proud.

First black man in the Acacia Club.

Frank, I checked the rest of those names.

See who else belongs to this club.

Yes, sir.

Frank, help me get a cord order for a wiretap on the Acacia Club, huh?

And some of its members.

I think the kids would like it a lot.

I think you're right, Dolly. I guess I'll be seeing you at the club tonight,

won't I?

Sure, I wouldn't miss it.

Well, I've got a million things to do, so I'll talk to you later.

at the club the other day.

Doreen. She just wouldn't shut up about her vacation.

Well, one thing I'm glad about is that she doesn't go to my husband for her

dental work.

If the Acacia Club was gonna start a talking league, she'd be our champion

player.

Well, anyhow, the kids will be getting home soon. I better get going. Yeah,

got a lot of things to do. I'll see you later. Bye. Bye.

There she goes again.

Foster, they are connected.

7535598, that's the Acacia Club.

Yeah. Okay, here.

Yeah? Lieutenant, did you hear?

That call is a killer crocker for the dentist, the pizza parlor mogul. Who

who else in that club?

Oh, yeah, their families.

They didn't kill Richie, their pulse. It's above their head. Hey, Gil, when we

sweat them, you're going to be right at my side.

If they know who killed them, we'll get the names, won't we?

Yes.

We will.

Drannis? Yes?

I'm Lieutenant Kojak, Manhattan South.

Listen, if this is about that money I withdrew... I'd like to use your phone.

Who is it, dear?

It's for me, dear.

You want to use my phone? To call George, Doctor. That okay?

George? George Lampert at the Acacia Club.

I want to discuss some stolen diamonds that just got Richard Lyndon murdered.

They killed him? Oh, my God.

May I?

Please, Lieutenant, don't do this to me. Not in front of my wife.

Let me just get my jacket.

Ah.

It's right here.

I'll just take it out of the closet.

I won't try to run away.

I'm going for a walk, dear.

Take your coat.

We're late on the line, Doctor.

Please, wait till we get to the sidewalk.

I don't know how it all got started, Lieutenant.

Money, taxes, boredom.

We're just amateurs.

Yeah, well, Doc, you know...

Most professionals started as amateurs in the beginning.

Now, tell me about Mr.

Nehemiah Forster.

Well, he came up from Miami when things began to come apart.

Then there was this other one from Chicago.

Forster called him Muttal.

Keep talking, Doc.

Well...

Sorry, sir. This is a private club.

Is there something I can do for you? Yes, I want to see that gentleman over

there, the coach.

Oh, George.

Yes. A gentleman to see you.

And it's the dentist, you know?

He does gums and talks and talks and talks and talks and talks.

He repeats himself a lot, but the DA loves it. Must have 20 pages of

of his life in crime with you and those other pillars of society.

Your riser.

Lampert from Hotfuck Coast to Wiseguys, from Miami to Chicago and back.

Well, you made it, coach.

To the top of the heap.

New York Police Department's most wanted of the day. You're all going to be

invited. You, Lampert and Forster and Muddle. What a way to go.

Detective Weaver, would you kindly take the prisoner outside and read him his

rights?

An hour of much -loved comedy is just around the corner here on ITV3. Next,

on the buses, with Stan looking a little the worse for wear after an

enthusiastic night trying out some home brew. That's followed by rising damp at

5 to 12.