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I want the dough, understand?

You got till Friday 5, then you get both your legs broke.

I want the dough, understand?

Now get out of here. Go on, beat it. Get out of here, creep.

Thank you, Frank.

Yeah, yeah, it's me, Frank, yeah.

He's on his way.

Wearing a blue cardigan sweater, brown pants.

The guard's with him. Yeah, the guard is with him.

That sets us straight, right?

Yeah, that sets us straight, Frank.

out now. There's a guard with him. He's got a blue cardigan sweater and brown

pants. Blue what? Blue cardigan, brown pants.

Well, where is he?

There he is.

Skinny one.

Easy. Take him with your pinky.

Hey, old man, excuse me. Can I possibly get to Canal Street?

I mean, I seem to be lost.

requesting additional units at Woland Pearl.

One bullet up close through the left side of the abdomen.

Any witnesses?

Yeah, three of them over there with Saperstein.

What'd they see?

Two punks spill a card, shoot the old man and run.

Was it an argument?

No, one person says they took something, the other one says they didn't take

anything. That's the stuff over there, the card. All right, why don't you go

over there and get the story straight? There must have been a thousand people.

Do what I told you. Yes, Lieutenant.

What's all this?

That's the stuff.

Huh? It's your Hebrew or something.

You hang it on the wall for decoration.

Where's his hat?

I didn't see one. Never saw one.

An Hasidic Jew without a hat? Somebody must have ripped it off.

And on Wall Street, too. Ain't that beautiful?

All right, check this address for relatives.

If not, get a rabbi from the nearest synagogue. Get somebody down the morgue

an ID.

Right. Take all this stuff in for fingerprints, right?

Lieutenant, this is Patrolman Warren. Three blocks from here, there was a

of a messenger that works for a stock brokerage firm. I chased a couple of

up here carrying a package. I lost them. When I heard that somebody else here

got bumped, I came up to see what was happening.

Take over, sir.

Knox Mining Company.

They must have dumped the package in the old man's car.

Or else he was in with them.

Knox Mining Company. All right, you check with forgery and bonds. Check out

serial number.

50 ,000 shares, five dollars a share. That's a quarter of a million dollars

got in your hot little hands, Crocker.

Go ahead.

Crocker!

Take a look at that face on the old man.

Figure he's in with them?

Lieutenant, I have some witnesses over here.

Which one of you saw the killers?

Go ahead.

What's your name, young lady?

Fern.

Fern of the wind.

Lovely.

I was sitting over there where it happened.

But I didn't see the fight or the death.

Oh.

A man was being beat up here and you were sitting over there and you didn't

anything?

I lost my job.

I was meditating.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Were your eyes open or your eyes closed?

Open. Well, no matter who your guru is, he must have been looking at something.

What was it?

A couple of pigeons making love.

I was thinking, how could they be so happy and me so miserable?

All right, you heard a shot.

You looked over. What did you see?

One guy with checked pants and a gun.

The other guy grabbing a lot of papers.

I didn't see their faces. I'm sorry.

What kind of papers? A lot of little papers.

Then they split up and one went that way and one went that way.

Turn to the wind. Oh, that's beautiful.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, officer.

Now, when you finish doing what you're doing, follow me with a car. Right,

Lieutenant. South.

723, man.

Give me a nickel, Cherry, huh?

Yeah.

You know, uh... For a quarter more, I'd put a little on a set than here.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

You didn't see a couple of guys running by here with a come papers, did you?

No, no, one guy. Saw one guy come running from over there.

I figured he was involved with that shooting, so I chased after him. He went

over to the athletic club, stopped over there, took out a pistol. A black

limousine is passing by.

Flags it down, jumps into the car, takes off.

Yeah, did you see who was in the limo?

Yeah, there was an old man in the front. He was a chauffeur, and there was a

good -looking guy in the back.

So you didn't get the plate number, did you?

Plate number? Oh, I only got the first two letters. ZI, that's all.

Right there.

The black limo down at the athletic club.

License plate A to Z.

It's got to be a rental, right?

I'll check the limo service. I'll do that.

I thought I told you no booze.

Thanks.

What does he want but not?

All right.

Now, if I get the message straight, it seems these two young gentlemen have

maximized the effort needed.

with a very good chance of minimizing the results.

Also, it seems there just might be an item or two missing.

Ask them.

Hang on.

Angie, so like I said, the bundle was messed up.

How do we know the whole package is still together?

How could I check it out anyhow?

I don't know what's supposed to be in it.

Anyway, I don't want to talk about it no more. It came down bad.

You don't know from nothing.

except they definitely aced the old man.

We're checking now to see if anything's missing.

In the meantime, whoever employed those two trigger -happy gentlemen has a lot

to worry about.

If they ever get picked up for murder, they'll name him in two seconds flat if

the police offer them the slightest consideration.

I understand, sir, really. It's my neck. I'll take the necessary measures

personally. There'll be no loose ends. None. I promise.

See that there aren't.

Well, Angie, why don't you hang around a while? I'll be right over.

You'll be here in a couple of minutes.

Sir, we can't park there. It's all right. I'm working my way through

here.

Black chauffeured limo.

Young man in the back.

Another guy with a gun in his head.

Yes, sir, that's the car right there. Who the hell did you tell about it?

Well, Mr. Grenfell was back within ten minutes. He said there was no damage

done. No damage, huh? Two million dollars in bonds.

Two guys with their heads bashed in.

An old man killed.

And you say there's no damage?

Now, where can I find this Mr.

Grenfell? Upstairs, sir. Sixth floor, I believe.

All right, you guys take care of that chauffeur over there.

Grunfeld? Yeah, that's me.

Excuse me, I am police.

Lieutenant Kojak.

Everybody's got a badge these days. You got something else?

Come here, son. I'll bring a spear with you.

An armed fugitive took your car this morning.

How come you didn't report it? What happened, Lenny?

Somebody borrowed my car this morning when I left to pick you up. Yeah?

This is Sheikh Ali of Kuat. He's the last of 40 thieves. Sheikh, this is one

our police lieutenants, Theo Kojak.

And this is Lenny, Theo. Best salesman down here.

The last of Wall Street gunslingers. I see. Well, two gunslingers a little

ago killed an old man.

Now, if Lenny, your great salesman, had reported it, we would have had an honest

ID. I didn't know anybody with that.

I just found out about that a few minutes ago from one of the members.

Here. Here, sir.

Kojak, the last thing in the world I want is to get involved in a syndicate

ripoff. Why a syndicate ripoff?

Why not a job by the Lone Ranger?

20 million bucks.

Now, who gets rid of that kind of hot securities every week? We both know the

answer to that. You start volunteering the wrong information down here, you

what you get.

A chance to put the lid on the operation.

You get a chance for an underground vacation in the Jersey Pine Barrens.

Shake, I hope you're following all this.

You deal with me, everything's going to be beautiful.

You deal with the wrong people.

You're going to be out $100 million.

$100 million?

A small portion of our state treasury, which I hope to invest for four months'

devaluation. Lieutenant, is there something specific you'd like to ask me?

Yeah, specifically I want your cooperation.

I also want the road the killer took you down. I said killer, sonny. I

understand.

Honestly, I kept my eyes closed.

As far as the route, my chauffeur would know that better than me.

Look, I'd appreciate it if you'd let us get back to our game.

I suppose you could call me at my office and you can ask me the same questions

again. You're calling for the same answers, right?

Look at it.

Are you finished?

Or are you just going to hang around here and check out our style? I'm going

check out your right side.

Let me get this straight now.

You got this Arab out there with his sword on the dance floor waving in front

your Jewish face and you don't blink.

So what you're telling me is a guy with a gun? You close both your steely eyes,

huh? I ain't buying that, sonny. Hey, Ali.

Yes, it is.

Why don't you do a knife job on him?

Oh, sure, my pleasure.

So then we pulled up here, and we stopped a few minutes to watch, see?

And as we look back, and as we look back, this guy deposits his parcel in a

parked along there, and he passed.

What kind of a car? Oh, it was a budget -type sedan, light green. Brewster

green, we used to call it.

See, well, then, he takes off, and a swarthy -looking Mediterranean type

out of that building.

He gets into the car, takes off with the parcel, but without the other. Right,

Crocker. And then we left. See what you can find out about that Brewster green

car over there.

And then you come back to the station house and take a nice, air -conditioned

New York taxi. We've got millions of them.

And that's what happened, you see, as I told you.

You ought to come over to my testimony. Just stay for now, honey. Residence

ain't got all right. You stay right there, honey. I'll catch you, Sergeant.

Hey, who am I talking to? Nobody?

Yeah, Lieutenant.

Two guys with stocks and bonds?

Uh, those two Ivy League -looking stockbrokers over there claim to be

Way and Collins, Lieutenant. Yeah, I take charge of the show for you.

Lieutenant Coach Ackman out in the south.

Sergeant Way. Oh, yes, Sergeant. Nice to see you. Collins.

Collins, you guys got to be the two best -dressed guys in town.

Huh? What is this, Brooks Brothers?

You don't do bad yourself, Lieutenant.

What do you think, Collins?

A homicide?

Outstanding. Yeah, well, my tailor's a killer. In the meantime, we got a buddy

on our hands, right?

Homicide tied into a security heist, right? Mm -hmm.

Two guys knock off a messenger, and they abandon their car in traffic.

He was framed.

So, they stash their securities in some old man's car.

When they go back to claim him, the old man doesn't know what's going on. He

puts up a fight, and they kill him.

Lieutenant, I'm going to take the chauffeur over to take a look at some

pictures. But he swears that his boss saw them better than he did.

Splendid. Go ahead.

Hey, want to come with me, pal? All right.

Grenfell. They commandeered his car for a getaway. Do you know him? Sure.

Everybody down here knows about him. Oh? What's his reputation?

On a level? Well, when you deal in the stratosphere like he does, how can you

sure? He's made more money than almost any other American under the age of 30.

He traded $5 million worth of securities on the floor in one hour when he was

starting. Oh, yeah.

I know him.

Jet plane, castles in Switzerland, and all the other little toys.

I don't want you to put a tail on him.

Him and that Arab. And don't you worry that he knows what you're doing. I don't

get it. A big man like Lenny? Oh, no, he doesn't want to be tailed. Him or his

big client, Sheikh Ali.

He wants to get us off his back, he's got to come up with an ID.

He's got to be a witness.

I think you can still get him at the Manhattan Athletic Club.

Tracy, you go with Colin.

Yeah, sure.

Listen, Lieutenant, expense of following a big spender like that around town,

that's got to come out of your precinct, not mine.

You got a comb or something?

Pretend. The newspaper dealer saw nothing. No lead on the green car. I

Forensic. They had no usable prints. I didn't get any prints off the limo or

abandoned car. The guys must have been using gloves.

Which means we still got to come up with an idea, right?

What's the matter with you guys down here?

I mean, don't you ever come up with a pinch of any kind?

Don't you come up with any answers at all?

It's tough, believe me. We make busts on what we think is a third level, but it

doesn't come near the family itself.

So maybe if you can crack the homicide fast enough?

If we get the guys that did it.

If they decide to talk, if we can get Delaney and the chauffeur to come up

an ID, then maybe they'll tell us who hired them. Come on, you guys, let's go.

Where do you want to go now? We're going down to the brokerage house that hires

that messenger.

Lennie.

Oh, hiya, Don.

How are you? Okay. Good to see you.

Oh, shake on me.

How are you?

You look so beautiful today.

Oh, thank you. You have wonderful company.

I have to go and have lunch.

What? You're going to break Felicity's heart. You can't do that.

I'm just going to talk to these people. Don't worry about it.

I gave you a chance to sell me your portfolio before I buy from them. You

better, or else you'll be making a big mistake. Because there's no way a Jew is

going to cheat an Arab on a deal like this. Would I risk the publicity?

No way. Understand?

I understand, but I have to look for price, too.

I'm going, you beautiful.

Shalom. Shalom.

Shalom.

Charming guy.

It's Charlie.

I'm famished.

Follow the sheik. I'll stay with him.

Okay, two, something nice.

Someone's going to pick them off, I know it.

How the hell did they find them? I thought I had them locked up. Carry

Who ordered them? They'll buy anything that looks good, slap it in the bank,

never look at it for years.

It's the biggest mark in the city.

And if the wise guys get them, what do I do?

Tell them he's dealing with the syndicate?

Your Highness!

Mr. Paulos? Yes.

Oh, good to see you. Jump in. Oh, how are you? So good to see you.

My pleasure.

My pleasure.

How about some lunch?

Well, I'm hungry.

I'm the routing clerk, Lieutenant, which means I schedule the messages.

Yeah, which means, which means you're in a perfect spot to finger them for

somebody on the outside, too, no?

I suppose so. The same position that a cop is in to palm a few hundred dollar

bills.

What a disgraceful thing to say.

They all don't do it, do they, Lieutenant? What's your name again?

Mr. Templeton. Hey, Mr.

Templeton, who else would finger a messenger?

Anybody can check the work charts.

The kids that package the orders, the guards, any of the messengers.

There are pushers out on the streets, shylocks. So somebody in a back room

this cracks.

And once in a while they come through with a $20 million tip.

You've got $20 million?

We're still adding and double -checking, but that's what it looks like. It's

mostly mining stocks, South African and Canadian.

There's some insurance, but at the brokerage, we'll take a bath on this

bundled the package that was actually... It was Frank Laughlin, front desk.

Oh, thank you. You've been very nice.

Hey, Frank.

It's the heat.

How'd you hide?

How's that, sir?

Well, I didn't think everybody else got their sleeves rolled up.

If anybody suspects me or something, I wish they'd come out with it. Oh, come

now.

What lovely zapatos you got there.

Pretty sneaky spot to be shooting. I don't know what you're talking about.

clean. That's all I have to know.

If you've got something to tell us, you better do it now.

Uh -huh.

Hey, little sonny boy.

Hey, lousy cop.

We've been through this before, Lieutenant. We'll take him in, we'll

out and everything. It's not going to lead us anywhere. Follow me.

To the end of the rainbow.

Lieutenant?

Yeah, give me a black coffee, yeah?

Don't extend yourself. No sugar.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, thanks. Cracker?

It sounded like a rip -off, guys.

There they are.

I noticed municipal bonds took quite a slide yesterday.

This is probably a technical adjustment, no doubt.

Oh, I didn't know you were into the booze and to the bed.

Well, look, we're having a board of directors meeting this afternoon.

We'll go when I see the sweetest answer.

Oh, in Dublin.

I thought you'd say that.

Hey, Theo, I heard Tracy spent last night at two belly dance joints with the

sheik of Kuadim. The sheik?

Anybody else there?

Yeah, a high roller by the name of Paul Paulus. Tracy got his name off the

building chart.

Paulus is squaring the chic around, I figured.

Who's Paulus?

One of a couple of dozen in the same league as Lenny Grenfell. Wheel of

multimillionaire. Just possibly a candidate for the syndicate connection,

ahead and prove it, I can't. That money bunch is tighter than my wife's cousins.

Paulus, Grenfell, a handful of others.

They build a wall of money around themselves.

They fight, they argue, they scheme.

Sometimes they even double -cross each other.

But there's no way we're ever going to find out about it. How do you guys from

forgery ever get to infiltrate a millionaire's club like that?

With great difficulty.

But I want to join that club, Frank. We're getting nowhere working up from

bottom. All right.

Take ten million from petty cash and good luck.

Parker. Yeah.

Call us in. Let me know immediately if we're good, fellas.

Right.

What about the kid who made up the bundle at the brokerage?

And the parking lot attendant who said he didn't see anything. Now, why don't

one of us just dropping them?

Yeah, we're checking the other sheets where they hang out with everything.

But if they talk in the long run, how high up the ladder do you think they can

really take us?

I don't know how we'll get past it.

I want to do a little deal of myself.

When it's going to open doors for me, I swear I'll have them tail right down

through the next depression.

Oh, uh, uh, municipal bonds took quite a slide yesterday.

Just... The technical adjustment, no doubt. I call the journal, bring back

everything in the morgue on Lenny Grenfell.

Have somebody call the SEC.

I want to know everything I can about our whiz kid with the jets and the

and the see -no -evil attitude I can't stand.

Frank, though. Yeah.

You're telling me this is not a police state?

What is this guy following me for? Well, what about that guy that's following

Lenny? I've spoken to friends at City Hall. They'll call him off in a minute.

What is it?

Is it because I'm an Arab?

Because I'm seen with you?

I want you to explain this. Shake, I humbly apologize. It's very

It's embarrassing to me, too? Excuse me.

Thank you again. Thank you. There's nothing to worry about. Okay,

all right. Okay, sweetie. Come on. Relax.

Will you two excuse me? I've got a tip on a tip, and I've got to get back to

office. Okay.

Watch the shake. Yeah, I will.

Come on, sit down and relax.

Look at this.

Look at this.

Lieutenant, do you mind?

What do you want?

How up, Ray? Lenny, you know, you're giving me a bad time.

You're giving me a bad name.

Surveillance is one thing, but you don't... You should have reported your

being used in a crime right away.

Then charge me with something.

Stop the harassment. You know more about yesterday's caper than I ever will.

Do you know what Don Kleinman is, Lenny? What is... What are you talking about?

Kleinman, Kleinman, Kleinman, Kleinman.

The only client I know was headmaster at prep school.

That's the one.

Dean Stanton, your advisor at Harvard University.

Jasper McGee, your roommate at business school. Your father died of a coronary

occlusion in 1956.

He was a CPA in Miami.

What is this?

What are you?

Aquarius. Virgo. Thought so.

I just went through your dossier. It's about a half inch thick.

I figured I gotta take a chance. I gotta gamble.

Any guy whose life is an open book. Any guy who's a Virgo.

No way he can be part of the mob.

Me and the syndicate.

Yeah, sure.

Hello?

Could you call back in ten minutes? He's busy.

Thanks a lot.

Telephone. I thought it was a periscope.

Yeah, well, someone's got to be numero uno captain on Wall Street, Lenny. Even

you're macho enough to know that. I'm smart enough to keep my mouth shut. I

I can get done in as easy as that.

I'm going to pick up this Arab for loitering outside of Massage Palace. I'm

going to make him hate this city. I'm going to make him take all his business

Zurich, Switzerland. Kojak, Kojak, he's special.

Don't drive him off. What makes him so special?

All he's looking for is a good price.

Now I can lay off some pretty heavy stocks on him. Including stolen stocks?

He's a prime target.

That's not me. That is not my angle.

Okay. I can tell you who your competition is.

Let's see, 20, 30 million.

Should be worth something for you.

Well, tell me. We'll see.

I'll be straight with you. Tell me.

Paulus.

Paulus?

It is Paulus, isn't it?

There are rumors.

How does a guy sell stolen hot stocks and get away with it? Because most

just turn around and stiff somebody else. You take a beating.

But you don't blow the whistle on Paulus. Not if you enjoy life.

If a guy's dumping 20 or 30 million dollars on hot stocks on me, I put a

up his ear and I blow with the loudest blast you ever heard. You? Don't make me

laugh. Because I'm a rich Greek and I got millions here to invest. Did you

that? What are you talking about? I'm gonna cheat Paulus. I'm gonna beat him

his own game.

You're crazy.

He'll come after you and it won't be through official channels.

Which means he's in a mob. Which is exactly what I'm trying to prove.

Yeah?

Well, include me out.

Hey, Lenny, unless I'm wrong, you could pull us out of circulation,

and you got the chic all to yourself.

That's 100 million Arab balloons.

Oh.

100 million?

I don't smoke.

It would be a total waste.

Keep trying to shake for mr. Paulus Linda and if you don't get him leave

that he must call us and firm up the deal today, right

Oliver

I think the shape will find this portfolio irresistible gold star plumber

afro copper Yukon Knox mining about 30 % stolen

Buried in a nice mix of legitimate desirables. Knox just came off the

yesterday. How much is in there?

About six millions.

Try SciTech. See if they've got it into the computer.

I'll read you the serial numbers.

Okay, ready.

4803. SciTech. That sounds like a college on a moon. What is it? It's a

computerized information bank in which all stolen stocks are listed by serial

number. They might even have everything that was ripped off yesterday on record

by now. Anything on this list of those stolen securities that you asked Paulus

to get for you? Let me see.

Yes, Knox Mining, yes.

See, they're finding a lot of silver in their copper deposits.

Knox Mining? Yes, yes.

Uh, K -N -X.

Theo, read me a serial number from the hot sheet.

4810.

See, Paulus probably has one of these, too. See, if I have any doubts as to

he's selling as stolen... I simply asked the computer. That's all it tells me. I

don't get it.

If Paul starts to hustle you into a deal, how does he keep you from checking

with your side techs there? He can't. He knocks mine.

Already reported stolen.

There's got to be an angle someplace.

They didn't waste much time getting it on their hot sheet.

So we work the old double machine gimmick. Let's try it.

When the Sheikh punches up his questions on the side take wire, you know what to

do. Sure, I feed him back exactly the answers we want him to get. Right.

Try it.

Beautiful. Look, I have no time for this.

To stay here, to go to court, to have the papers say that Sheikh Ali bin

Hasidun, the Sultanate of Kewatan, was almost taken in by a crook. No, no, no.

don't want you to go to court. I just want you to introduce me to Paulus as a

friend. A new hot shot on the international money market. Let's see.

Macropolis.

Georgia Macropolis. But you have no money.

Twenty million dollars, which I'm looking for to invest in the proper

I'm in town for a day or so. Twenty million from where? Oh, well, a line of

credit, which of course you will endorse.

As good as gold.

I checked.

I'm as good as dead when Paulus checks.

Look, once I make the deal, once I leave his place with some certificates, you

call Paulus. Tell him I ripped you off.

The fact that you're blowing the whistle on me won't make you look so bad. Wait

a minute. I don't understand. Explain this.

He's going to try and swindle Paulus.

That's right, baby.

You're crazy, Kojak. No, no, no. Me, no Kojak.

Me, Kyrios... Yorios Makropoulos, Athens, Greece.

You got nothing better to do? Put in for pension.

Hey, I said move it.

Move it.

Yesterday I was a banker.

Today I'm a chauffeur. Just a technical readjustment, J .B. Right, you also?

I've got a strong suspicion everything you were about to do was illegal.

Oh, why?

The sheik introduced me as the rich, handsome Greek.

Danny backs me up with a line of credit. Here it is.

They're doing it all on me, Frank.

Oh, come on, Theo.

These letters from these banks are forged. Yeah, well, I don't know that,

Lenny swears to me they're good.

All right, what if Paulus turns out to be on the level? He'll call forgery and

bonds the minute he finds he swindled. Well, I'll just tell him that, uh, take

your bonds back. I'm just trying to keep America safe for capitalism.

What if he doesn't call the police? It's because he's a crook. He'll come after

you directly.

Oh, hopefully.

Lenny's gonna call about an hour after I leave. He's gonna blow the whistle on

me and call me a swindler. All right, we're going down to the hotel now to set

up the bugs in your room. You got the recorder on you? Oh, yeah.

Now, where's my chapeau?

Oh, shit. No, not that one. This is yours.

Are you ready?

Where am I staying? The plaza. We'll have you under constant surveillance.

don't worry. If Paulus makes a move, we won't let him hurt you. Beautiful. But

if a deal's a threat, he makes, just be sure you've got it on tape.

Right. Ready? Where am I standing?

Good morning. How are you, Mr. Oliver? How are you?

This is Mr.

Makropoulos. Good morning. I can talk to you about it in the phone. This place

is one big vertical city. Wouldn't want you two to get lost trying to find our

office. Okay.

See? See?

Well, have Guarnero go to Corsica and have him investigate the property

Excuse me, I've got to go. Ciao.

Your Highness!

Delighted.

It's all said, I've got the precise portfolio you asked for.

Thank you, Mr.

Makropoulos.

Mr. Makropoulos.

I'm Paul Paulos. Yes, how do you do, Mr. Paulos?

Sheikh Ali tells me you're interested in investing for some Greek clients rather

privately. Yes, yes, yes. That is cheap chat. It's more talk, Mr. Paulos. I

would prefer to talk business instead.

Fine, fine.

Mr. Grenfell, he is, how do you say, tunneling, channeling my funds for

me while I'm here. Yes, he called this morning. Oh, yes.

Look, I'd have thought since you and Mr. Grenfell already seem to know each

other, you'd be doing business with him.

This is not for real, eh?

Oh, yes. Would you see?

These stocks, they will be in a box in Switzerland where they will

cool off.

Unfortunately, Mr. Grenfell doesn't have the bargain that I need. You do

understand, don't you?

Oh, I do.

Fantastic.

However, since I don't know you personally, perhaps Sheikh Ali would

your letter of credit.

Yes, sir. Yes, of course.

Then it's as good as gold.

Your Highness, if you'll take a look at this list, it's everything you asked

for.

If you like, use our sitech wire. Make sure everything is kosher.

I'm going to make everything kosher?

Well, what is?

Now, Mr. Macropolis, is there any particular line of securities you're

interested in? Yes, of course. The highest par value for the least amount

money, of course. You do understand that, don't you, Mr. Porlis?

Perfectly.

As a matter of fact, I got some particularly interesting things. Well,

stocks from you are stolen. They're coming up clean on this machine.

Coochie, coochie, coo, baby.

Hello? Albert?

It's Felicity.

How's that lead of mine working out?

The Sheikh's gonna buy any minute, don't worry.

And we'll give you an extra 500 for the Greek he brought in with him.

What Greek?

The millionaire who bangs for Lenny, the Sheikh's friend.

Bald -headed guy, heavy accent.

Well, what Sheikh's friend? He doesn't know anybody in the city.

He said it was Macropolis.

Look, I'll talk to you later, huh? I gotta call into Athens on him anyhow.

That's probably it now, okay?

Hello.

Yeah, it's a very good circuit. I can hear you just fine.

No, no, forget that.

I know Macropolis has good credit. I just need to know exactly where he's

supposed to be.

Venezuela. You're positive?

Are those people they saw him there last night?

All right, very good.

And what is your name?

Okay, Jean.

Right. Let me counter -time this letter for you.

Here we are.

All in order, your highness. Here we are.

Thank you.

Okay.

This is yours, I believe.

Well, perhaps we'll see each other again, Mr. Macropolis.

I'll be going along now.

Your Highness, in the future, if there's anything else you want, just call or

cable. My pleasure.

Yes? The real Macropolis is in Caracas this week. This one's a con artist.

I've just called Chrissy.

Stall till he gets downstairs.

Won't you sign that, please, Mr.

Macropolis? Splendid.

Well, we must make an example of this.

Just sit quietly into the limousine.

Very quiet.

Crocker, this is Staros. Do you read me?

Do you see what happened? Hold up.

Yeah, we saw it.

Go on.

No passport.

No wallet. You travel pretty light for a millionaire, my friend. Well, it's

ridiculous. We go to the plaza where I have everything. No, no, no, no.

We're going to go where I want you to go.

If you have any associates, I want them to learn a big lesson from your

disappearance.

Rocker, we just turned east on the canal.

Got it. We're right behind you.

Staros, we've just caught a light.

We're turning on to Lafayette.

I think I'm heading for the Brooklyn Bridge.

Let's just start with us. We're on the bread.

Reported from where?

We're on our way.

Stop it, Steve.

This is Stavros.

This is Stavros. Do you read me? Where are those backup units? I'm at the

mule pier.

Chrissy,

give me a length of rope and look for a tarp. We're going to use the boats. All

right, wind up the boat.

I'd like to give you a little piece of advice.

Don't try to hold your breath.

Breathe deep.

Take in a lot of water all at once.

Get it over with quick.

This is very nice.

Why not?

All right, I can't wait.

I'm going in without you.

All right, hold it right there.

Cops. Get that guy.

Cops.

It's a Greek. Cops.

Thank you.

Against the wall. Against the wall.

All right, come on. Get him up.

Move those arms. Come on. Get him up.

Careful. All right, come on. Let's go.

Get up.

Sure cut that one close.

What are you shaking about?

Because I care, all right?

Huh?

Is that your coat?

Yeah, why?

You ought to shorten the sleeves.

And Kojak's back tomorrow morning.

Next today we begin an hour of cult British comedy here on ICB3 with classic

episodes of Home to Roost and Surgical Spirit, back to back.

Kicking off with a fun run for the ward next.