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- WHEN NORMAL PEOPLE TRAVEL,
THEY FLY OR DRIVE,
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ANYTHING BUT THIS.
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IT'S NOT SANITARY.
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- IT'S NOSTALGIC.
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WHY DON'T YOU RELAX?
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YOU TURN INTO A REAL MANIAC
ON THESE TRIPS.
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- I AM RELAXED.
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I'M MORE RELAXED
THAN YOU'LL EVER BE.
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- IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
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IT'S A VACATION.
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- DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING?
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- I'M FOLLOWING
THE DIRECTIONS.
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GPS IS NEVER WRONG.
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- I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
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- HERE WE ARE.
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HMM.
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- AHH!
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CASA DE CALMA.
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THE FANCIEST SCHMANCIEST
RESORT ON EARTH.
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WHAT, IS "CASA DE CALMA"
SPANISH FOR "FALSE ADVERTISING"?
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- EH, I THINK WE'RE LOST, DOC.
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NEVER BUY A GPS
FROM A VENDING MACHINE.
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[SPLASH]
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HEY, ISN'T THAT
YOUR UNCLE?
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- HEY, DAFFY!
IT'S ME, UNCLE--AAH!
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UHH!
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- I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT MAN
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
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LET'S GO.
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- NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.
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SURFING, SCUBA DIVING,
SKY DIVING, ALLIGATOR WRESTLING,
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CLIFF JUMPING.
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THERE'S SO MANY
RISKY ACTIVITIES
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THAT REQUIRE SKILLS
I DON'T HAVE,
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.
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WHERE'S ALL YOUR STUFF?
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- I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED
RIGHT HERE--
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MARY HIGGINS CLARK
AND MY SPF 30.
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I'M NOT GONNA LIVE
LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW,
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I'M GONNA LOUNGE
LIKE THERE'S NO TODAY.
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- [GIGGLING]
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- OOH, LA LA.
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IT'S THE FAMOUS STARLET,
STARLETT JOHANSSON.
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- OOH! SHE'S MINE!
YOU HEAR ME?
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MINE! MINE! MINE!
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I'M THE ONE WHO'S
ALWAYS LOVED HER.
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I'VE SEEN ALL OF HER MOVIES.
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I'M HER BIGGEST FAN.
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WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?
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- PBBLT.
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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
LET THAT ONE SLIDE?
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YEAH, ME, NEITHER.
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- IF THERE'S ONE THING
WOMEN LOVE,
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IT'S A GUY WHO KNOWS
HOW TO SHOW OFF.
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AND SNORE.
AND CHEW WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN.
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THAT MAKES ME
A TRIPLE THREAT.
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BEHOLD MASCULINITY
PERSONIFIED.
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OH!
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AAH!
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- AAH!
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UGH!
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- [COUGHS]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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- I SHOULD HAVE STARTED
WITH THE HIGH DIVE.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU ALWAYS
START WITH THE HIGH DIVE.
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[GASPS]
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NICE TRY, RABBIT.
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BUT IF YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA SWOOP IN AND STEAL
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,
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WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME
AT THE MOMENT,
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THEN YOU ARE WRONG.
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R-O-N-G!
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WRONG!
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- AHH. THIS IS HEAVEN.
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WAIT A SECOND.
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[AIR HISSES]
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- THIS IS HEAVEN.
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- OH!
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OHH!
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- CARROT COLADA?
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[WATER BUBBLES]
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- [GIGGLES]
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OH, STOP.
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[LAUGHTER]
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- I SHOULD HAVE STARTED
WITH A PLATFORM.
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FIRST RULE OF CHARMING
A WOMAN--
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ALWAYS DIVE FROM
THE HIGHEST POINT POSSIBLE.
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SECOND RULE--
DO NOT [GULP] PLUMMET
TO YOUR DEATH.
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[SATELLITE BEEPING]
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- [GULPS, BLABBERING]
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SWAN POSITION.
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INTO DOUBLE GAINER.
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INTO REVERSE TRIPLE GAINER.
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JACKSON'S PIPE.
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THIS IS THE GREATEST DIVE
EVER DONE.
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ASSUME ENTRY POSITION.
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AND NAILED IT!
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- THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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NOT A SINGLE SPLASH.
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- WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE WATER?
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- OH, IS THAT WHAT THIS DOES?
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- [GIGGLES]
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- UHH. UNH!
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- WANT TO PLAY
A ROUND OF GOLF?
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- YOU MEAN THE WORLD'S
MOST BORING GAME?
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NO THANKS, GRANDPA.
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WANNA PLAY A ROUND OF GOLF?
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- I THOUGHT YOU SAID
IT WAS BORING.
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- BORING?
IT'S NOT BORING.
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IT'S THE SPORT OF KINGS.
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- THAT'S TENNIS.
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- IT'S AMERICA'S PAST TIME.
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- THAT'S BASEBALL.
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- IT'S THE CITY BY THE BAY.
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- THAT'S SAN FRANCISCO.
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- YOU SAY POTATO, I SAY--
WELL, I SAY POTATO, TOO.
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DOES ANYONE SAY "POT-AH-TO"?
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I MEAN, REALLY,
WHO SAYS THAT?
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NAME ONE PERSON
WHO SAYS "POT-AH-TO."
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YOU CAN'T.
BECAUSE NO ONE SAYS IT.
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NO ONE ON EARTH
SAYS "POT-AH-TO."
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SO THIS IS A MUTE POINT.
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- IT'S MOOT.
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- YOU SAY POTATO,
I SAY POT-AH-TO.
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UGH.
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MMM.
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JUST HIT THE DARN BALL!
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- DO YOU MIND?
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YOU'RE RUINING
MY CONCENTRATION.
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- HURRY UP AND CONCENTRATE.
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WHY AREN'T YOU CONCENTRATING?
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CONCENTRATE!
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OH, FORGET IT!
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GREAT SHOT.
LET'S GO.
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- WHAT ABOUT YOUR SHOT?
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- FROM HERE?
ARE YOU CRAZY?
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- [GIGGLING]
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OH. HEH.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
- OH!
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DAFFY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.
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- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
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SAND? WHAT'S SAND DOING
IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOLF COURSE?
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IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF TRAP.
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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- MORE LOUNGING AROUND?
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IS THAT WHAT WE NEED
RIGHT NOW?
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- WHAT DO YOU NEED?
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THIS?
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- I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD
FROM OUR HONEYMOON!
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- HE WAS A GOOD MAN.
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EH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
HE WAS A MAN.
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
HE WAS A DUCK.
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- [GASPING]
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WHAT'S WATER DOING
IN THE MIDDLE OF A GOLF COURSE?
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IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF HAZARD.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA GET HER?
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WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF--
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- I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD
FROM OUR HONEYMOON.
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YOO-HOO.
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MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
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I SEEM TO HAVE LOST
MY PARTNER.
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- [GIGGLES]
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OHH.
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- AHH, A CASTLE
FIT FOR A KING.
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- HA! SAND CASTLES?
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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA
IMPRESS WHAT'S HER NAME
WITH SAND CASTLES?
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HA. KID STUFF.
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- HAVE YOU EVER EVEN
TALKED TO A GIRL?
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- WHY BOTHER?
TALK IS CHEAP.
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LADIES LOVE ACTION.
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THE BIGGER AND DUMBER
THE BETTER.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
TAKING ME PARASAILING.
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DON'T GO TOO FAST
OR TOO SLOW.
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AAH!
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ARE YOU NUTS?
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- SORRY, MY MISTAKE.
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THEY SHOULD REALLY LABEL
THESE BUTTONS MORE CLEARLY.
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I'LL TRY ANOTHER ONE.
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- AAH!
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[MUFFLED SCREAM]
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UHH! UHH! AAH!
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WOW, I'M FLYING.
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I'M LIKE A BIRD.
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WAIT, I AM A BIRD.
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I'M LIKE A PLANE.
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HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN',
WHAT'S...COOKIN',
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BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE...
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YOU'RE STIRRING UP
SOME LOVE STEW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK
YOU SHOULD DO?
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I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT AFTER
THE BOAT TURNS AROUND.
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I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE...
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ME A GREAT BIG...
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GLASS OF GINGER ALE
'CAUSE I'M...
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GETTING SICK OF GOING
BACK...AND FORTH.
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BLAH!
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WAH!
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YEACK!
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UGH.
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COME ON, WHATEVER
YOUR NAME IS,
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POINT YOUR LOOKING BALLS
AT YOUR FUTURE EX-HUSBAND.
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YOU DUMB FAMOUS ACTRESS!
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UHH!
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[GROANS]
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GAH!
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- [CRACKS NECK]
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- OK, I'M READY
TO GET DOWN NOW.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,677
YOU WANT A PET CLOWN?
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YOU'RE KIND OF OLD
FOR CLOWNS AREN'T YOU, DOC?
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00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,723
- I WANT TO GET DOWN!
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00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,852
- SORRY, DOC, YOU'LL
HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
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- PUT ME ON THE BEACH!
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- WELL, ALL YOU
HAD TO DO WAS ASK.
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- AAH!
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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- EH, KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR ANY PAPARAZZI.
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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- ♪♪ DOWN IN JUAREZ, MEXICO ♪♪
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♪♪ IN A SMALL ADOBE HOUSE ♪♪
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♪♪ ROSALITA GONZALEZ
GAVE BIRTH ♪♪
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♪♪ TO A HANDSOME LITTLE MOUSE ♪♪
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- ♪♪ THE WHOLE TOWN
CAME TO CELEBRATE ♪♪
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♪♪ THE BABY BEING BORN ♪♪
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- ♪♪ BUT WHEN THEY GOT
BACK HOME THEY FOUND ♪♪
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♪♪ THAT ALL THE CHEESE WAS ♪♪
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- ♪♪ GONE ♪♪
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- ♪♪ YOU WILL ONLY
HEAR THE BREEZE ♪♪
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00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,428
♪♪ WHEN HE COMES
TO STEAL YOUR CHEESE ♪♪
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- ♪♪ QUESO BANDITO ♪♪
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- AHA!
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- ♪♪ HE'LL SET FIRE
TO THE STREET ♪♪
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♪♪ WITH HIS TINY
MOUSY FEET ♪♪
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♪♪ TO THE MARIACHI BEAT ♪♪
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- ♪♪ QUESO BANDITO ♪♪
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- ♪♪ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR
CHEESE UNATTENDED ♪♪
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♪♪ CHEDDAR, MONTEREY JACK,
OR BLENDED ♪♪
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♪♪ I WILL SNEAK
INSIDE OF YOUR PUEBLO ♪♪
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♪♪ RELIEVE YOU OF ALL
YOUR MANCHEGO ♪♪
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00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,492
- ♪♪ CAREFUL NOT TO TAKE
A SIESTA ♪♪
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♪♪ YOU WILL HAVE NO CHEESE ♪♪
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♪♪ FOR FIESTA ♪♪
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- [CHEERING]
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00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,292
- ♪♪ ALWAYS CHASED
BY THE FEDERALES ♪♪
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♪♪ BUT THEY ATE
TOO MANY TAMALES ♪♪
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- ♪♪ THEY CAN'T
CATCH ME IF THEY TRY ♪♪
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- ♪♪ HE'LL OUTRUN THEM
EVERY TIME ♪♪
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♪♪ QUESO BANDITO ♪♪
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- AHA!
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[SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYING]
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- THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF
A FUN VACATION ACTIVITY?
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DOING NOTHING?
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- IT'S NOT JUST
DOING NOTHIN'.
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IT'S DOING NOTHIN'
WITH NEW AGE MUSIC
PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.
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- YOU GONNA EAT
YOUR SALAD?
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WOW, LOOK!
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IT'S THAT LADY
I'M IN LOVE WITH!
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[HEART THUMPING]
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MAYBE A BEAUTY DAY
IS JUST WHAT I NEED.
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- BEAUTY DAY?
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YOU NEED A MONTH
JUST FOR YOUR EYEBROWS.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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- JOE? I DON'T WANT
A MASSAGE FROM JOE.
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YOU TAKE HIM. OFF YOU GO.
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I WANT LESLIE.
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YOU MUST BE LESLIE.
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- [STRAINING]
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- NO, I'M JOSEPHINE.
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JOE FOR SHORT.
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- WELL, THEN WHO'S LESLIE?
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- I'M LESLIE. WHERE DO YOU
HOLD YOUR STRESS?
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- [GRUNTING]
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- YOU'RE LIKE ONE BIG KNOT.
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- OW! OW! OW! OW!
OW! OW! OW!
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[GRUNTING]
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- [SIGHS]
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- [GRUNTING]
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- [GROANING]
- [SIGHING]
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- [GROANS, GROWLS]
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- [SIGHS]
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THE ONLY THING BETTER
THAN DOING NOTHING
TO NEW AGE MUSIC
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IS DOING NOTHING
TO NEW AGE MUSIC
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IN A 160-DEGREE SAUNA.
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- IT'S NOT HOT ENOUGH.
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MY BACK IS KILLING ME.
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PUT MORE HEAT ON!
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- WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?
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- I'M DYIN'!
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- SORRY.
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THE CORRECT ANSWER
WAS "PLEASE."
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I ALSO WOULD HAVE
ACCEPTED "SHAZAM."
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- [GROWLS] GIVE ME THAT.
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
DONE RIGHT, YOU GOTTA
DO IT YOURSELF.
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[COALS SIZZLING]
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- UNH!
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EUREKA! I'M CURED!
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ACK.
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00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,535
- GOTTA HAND IT
TO THOSE MINERALS.
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00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,370
I LOOK LIKE A KID AGAIN.
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00:16:38,957 --> 00:16:40,667
CHECK OUT THAT TAIL.
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LIKE COTTON CANDY.
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WELL, TIME'S UP, DOC.
YOU BETTER GET OUT.
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- OH, NO.
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I'M GONNA SOAK
IN THESE MINERALS
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UNTIL I'M SO
YOUNG AND CUTE,
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WHAT'S-HER-FACE
WILL HAVE NO CHOICE
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BUT TO FALL
IN LOVE WITH ME.
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- SUIT YOURSELF.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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- THE BUTLER'S BUTLER
DID IT, HUH?
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MARY HIGGINS CLARK,
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
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[GASPS] I JUST
REMEMBERED SOMETHING!
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[GASPS]
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- DO I LOOK YOUNGER?
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- ♪♪ LA DA DA DEE ♪♪
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♪♪ DA DEE DEE DEE DOO ♪♪
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♪♪ LA DA DA DA ♪♪
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♪♪ LA DA DA DA DEE ♪♪
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- MM, GOOD LOOKING
AND GREAT WITH KIDS?
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- AND I COOK, TOO.
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- [GIGGLES]
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- EVEN YOU WOULDN'T
HIT A BABY.
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[WIND GUSTING]
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[SQUEAKING]
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- MEEP! MEEP!
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[WHOOSH]
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[WHOOSH]
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[THUD]
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[WHOOSH]
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[WHOOSH]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[THUD]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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- "PLEASE TAKE CARE OF ME."
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[GASPS] MAMA!
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00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:48,330
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT US
ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED!
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00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,750
- AW, AIN'T HE PRECIOUS?
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00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,835
GIVE HIM HERE SO'S
I CAN HUG HIM.
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00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:56,005
- BUT I WANT TO HUG HIM.
I FOUND HIM.
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OH, YOU CUTIE...
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- [EXHALES]
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00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,388
THEY GET A BABY...
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00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,306
AND I GET A BABE.
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- [GIGGLING]
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- [STAMMERS]
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
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