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dude where are you

I'm in the bathroom

I was getting a haircut he looks like he needed one

dude we need to be fucking cleaning this shit up no

we don't we have another fucking like couple days here

don't we

I mean guess I mean

this is gonna take a long time to fucking clean uh

no it's not

not like after this whole fucking like weekend we had

I think we'll be fine like I think we'll be really fine

I just wanna like hang out

come on we still haven't taken pictures yet

whatever dude

fine

you could sound a little bit like

more excited to be here I'm naked

you don't see this every day

alright fine fine

we have one more day

but I don't wanna hear any bitching tomorrow

cause we have to clean all of this up before we leave

bitching I can clean it

don't worry I need to finish this

it's like really important

what have you been doing in the bathroom

cutting his hair I told you Jesus

oh my God I'm a professional

you know it's a beautiful

yeah I know

I know it's a fun it's so fun well

it better be a beautiful haircut

even even

anyway

even even

fuck then

what took you so long

I fucking couldn't find the fucking shit in the car

what's up the shit wait why

I don't know man you put it under the seat or something

but it's all good now don't worry about it

oh my gosh dude the sink's gonna be so fucking clogged

uh no

I don't hahaha we'll be out of here tomorrow

someone said oh my God dude

you fucked this dude up hahaha

well

whatever I think it's fine

he's dickless Joe now

whatever

whatever you and these whatever

well you have this shit you wanna get fucked up

yeah I'm done

he looks good like this doesn't he

I think he looks a lot better than he did yeah

you did a great job

I got a little bald spot there

I can't believe this motherfucker

had liver spots already maybe that's a contusion

that's a contusion

yeah I hit him pretty hard

so yeah I think I'm fine

my hair is like falling out now too

this fucking vitamin deficiency

you think he'll fit into your high heels

do you wanna find out

oh my God he has kind of big feet but I mean

I have to find out

body is getting hard

oh my God Raegan Morris is a bitch

yeah

oh

well nothing he didn't earn the Golden slipper

he doesn't get the princess

no Cinderella

you do

yeah what

I'm so bad at that

oh my God there's still more on there

what you're funny

why are you laughing at me

I can film whatever the fuck I want

OK

you like what you see you know it

hahaha

that's crazy

especially with all the blood

yeah yeah

all the blood in the hair

it's very very

okay I'll wait till that person drives by

should we walk up to the white thing maybe yeah

do you want your cake to be in the shop right now

no

OK thank you

okay

may I take the shot yeah hahaha

fuck hahaha

I'm such a dumbass let's go to the bathroom

okay hahaha

beautiful these are gonna look fucking sick

yeah they are hahaha

oh

that's great

cool

hahaha

oh yeah

what a work of art hahaha

you got a little on that hahaha

I hate these things

uh there's not a red light

it just says record on the front okay

oh my gosh okay

okay I think we're good

I look good

shit how does this work

I can't figure it out

okay you press that button

and then get into the position you're gonna be in

I love it

I'm beautiful

hmm so we're out of the sky

do you think we should take some final pictures

together I think so yeah let's take a picture

maybe

oh my God it's heavy

look at that

oh my God oh my God

let's see how these turn out yeah I think

oh my God

you are such a photographer

this is crazy

do you think I can be a model

yeah I think so

maybe in Playboy in Playboy

oh my gosh I've been thinking about it

I don't know

I don't know I don't want everyone to see me but

haha

OK haha

oh my gosh

oh God it's like leaking a little bit

did you see that yeah

he's a leaker yeah seriously oh my gosh

you should go get his dick from the bathtub dude

his dick haha

oh my God you think I should

they don't show dicks on TV

maybe you should be a Hustler then

oh my God

what

what should I do with it

hahaha

oh my God can you believe it

this is perfect for like a hand job

oh my God

which one do you like I love this one

look at that one look at me

I could be in a magazine or something

oh my gosh I don't know

why didn't you take the stuff out of the background

I don't know man

we're just taking pictures yeah

but like that doesn't look good

what kind of photographer leaves the stuff in the OK

anyways anyways

that is hot

that looks like something yeah

I would I would jerk off to that

I would oh my gosh

oh my God eww

hmm

yeah that one's okay

I don't like his face in it

I don't know

he could have made a better face for sure

hahaha

hahaha

wait and hello

hahaha

oh my God is that a worm

is his ghost here doing this

that's fucking crazy

he's probably so pissed that we're just fucking around

oh no I don't think so

oh my God you love me remember oh my God

you want me to be happy like honestly

let's be real knowing him and I'm

I mean gosh

pussy and feet

I like this one this one's my favorite

sticky from the blood I do like that one too

it's a fantastic angle

oh you really got that hahaha

oh do you think we should send this to like

a magazine or something

well if you wanna go to jail

we go to oh yeah hahaha

whatever well

maybe we should like I don't know

I wanna take more you know

I just got all of those clothes yeah

do you want me to like try them on

I think I wanna try them on

and you can take pictures with me

do a fashion show yeah

I think that'd be really hot

do you think yeah

but you gotta do it with him too

why

cause fuck him

you're mine now and you want me to fuck him but hahaha

no I mean

yeah but yeah

yeah you're right

I am

okay so I'm gonna get dressed

haha

fucking dumb piece of shit

what should I put on first

fucking loser

huh what what

I'm talking to this guy why aren't you talking to me

what one should I put on first

stop

hmm what are my options honestly

you're down for a fucking fashion show bro oh my God

disrespectful so I got this one

I like that one I'm so hot

oh my God I feel like hahaha

I don't even know but this one I really like

I tried it on already and I think you're gonna like it

oh that one's hot

yeah yeah

you gotta put that one on yeah

maybe for tonight too tonight yeah

what's that one

what

hahaha maybe

all right and action hahaha

outfit number one

we have me the stunning T-shirt

winning isn't everything but losing sucks doesn't it

what a fucking couple

I look so hot wow

oh my God I need to take the sticker off

that looks good though I know

thank you he thought so too

didn't he you can kiss it

oh my God

wow precious

OK No. 2

yeah well

I have a surprise for you sir

oh yeah yeah

haha

that's in panties oh dang

turn around let me see that ass

love it thank you

thank you very much

haha

I'm putting my socks on it's cold in here

oh my gosh

I don't even like wearing pants

I don't know why I got those

whatever

oh my God I got some really cute dresses

but first

oh

I got some other panties too

oh yeah turn around

haha well

I got these like more basic panties

I guess

but it matches the bra so I'm gonna change into it okay

haha

they're not on backwards are they

no they look good

all right

oh my gosh I hate that movie thing

okay wow

oh that looks good in that

doesn't it yeah

it does I'll turn it up

hahaha

I love it

oh hahaha

the beer is starting to make me burp

oh my gosh oh

wow is that good yeah

oh my God there's blood on it

fuck

why would he do that he's a leaky boy

oh my God that's so annoying whatever these

aren't even like really like trendy anymore

you know

I don't really see people wearing them or anything

whatever

alright

outfit No. 2

oh

so it's kind of like original or whatever

it's very like white but yeah I like how

I think it makes my brush look so cute

doesn't it yeah

it looks great

hahaha

it does definitely

oh my gosh yeah

my titty fit perfectly

it looks so good with the blood too

it dries so weird

I never knew that blood could dry like that

oh my gosh

anyway haha

look at you don't look good

do you like it

fucking crazy

oh my God

oh that looks so good though

oh my gosh

wow I really could be a model

couldn't I you're my model

I don't know that's why I put on these shows

hahaha

do you wanna see the next one

yep outfit number three

and action

oh damn that's fucking hot

I keep my toesies warm

it's great isn't it

I love it thank you

haha

it seemed fitting for the occasion

I don't know

he likes it too

I think he likes it

thank you you know my favorite part about that dress

it's watching you take it off what

what do you mean you know what I mean

you wanna see a little skin

oh yeah

I'm not wearing any panties underneath

do you like it

you know I do

I'm on my period though

you know I don't give a fuck

you're already covered in blood

yeah I don't know

yeah

I feel like that

um this is all mad in the blood already too

what kind of a threesome

how can I have a threesome

and you always wanted one

didn't you maybe a two and a half

something like that

oh I think he wants some pussy too

don't you

you want some Pepsi

hahaha

Pepsi for everybody tonight

hmm you wanna fuck me

don't you you know it

I know you do you gotta get that pussy wet for me

though I know

it's already wet oh the blood

oh my God there's so much blood

ah ah

oh my God

oh my God

ah fuck

oh my God

fuck this is so fucking wet

we were fucking crazy today

fuck

oh my God

oh my God it's hot in here

oh

they really are meant to just be taken off

ah

oh my God ah

you got a viewer I do

do you think I should have them

I think I should have them

oh

say

I love how you both watch me

oh my God

oh fuck

oh I think I'm gonna get fucked now

oh yeah I think I should take this out

should I keep playing

take it out

hahaha

doesn't that look great

it's so bad

like a beautiful butterfly

we have to blot it when you apply it

oh my God it looks so good

it looks pretty hungry

oh my God it's so wet in there that's so weird

look at you

oh my gosh what the fuck

I'm not a fucking free

hahaha

you like it when I do that to you

do you think he likes it

yeah but he's being rude

he needs to sit up straight

yes he does

back there

do you think we can put it back together

well you gotta get all the pieces yeah

gotta get the shit from the fucking

there's a arm over there

you gotta get his crap out of the bathroom

even in death you're gay

oh I have a cramp in my stomach

do you need to stop

hmm I don't think so

you don't think that will help

the sauce is taken apart

it's like a double negative

okay

and why are you everywhere

oh my gosh

he's here everywhere

he's all faster and up too

haha his tummy feels funny

oh my God he's so stiff now

oh

haha

oh my God I'm so happy

get up oh my dick like a monkey

okay

why isn't he getting up

maybe you gotta put that like it's gotta be touching

why isn't it getting up be fucking polite bro

get the fuck up you're such a fucking freak

how do we do that

maybe it's like when you get stung by a jellyfish

you just gotta piss on it

he always wanted to go in the shower for me

and I always said no

maybe I could

maybe I'll come back for a golden shower maybe

but he might be mad at me

why would he be mad I don't know

cause I took his girl

well

we could fight over it

I think I'll be happy after I pee on them

don't you think

yep where do you think I should pee

should I pee in this bowl

you should pee on your body

so you guys like your guy

tell me do you guys ever talk about that stuff

and you can't anymore

I mean I get what I want

so I don't need to talk about my fantasies

well we can

oh my God

let's get it all opened up for him

all opened up let me put my hair in there too

oh

maybe I

oh my God

are you supposed to be bleeding still

what's that a worm is that a maggot

I don't know what happened can I pull it out

oh my God

I don't think that's a maggot

but it looks nasty

I wanna pee on it now I really have to pee

I want to pee on these spots now

yeah

oh my God

oh no I didn't put it on them

hi guys

is it working is it I thought

I don't know

I think I think it looks like in the middle

oh my gosh

user wiggle your toe if you're good

I thought you let me I don't know

I don't think it's getting up

it's not working what the fuck

oh my gosh God why do you always gotta be like this

every time I asked him to do things

he would never do it for me

he was such a bad boyfriend

well that's why I'm here

oh my gosh I'm a fucking dirty now

cause I'm gonna get piss on my hand

you know what

jerk

I hate you

I did that for you

fucking ungrateful

so I got you all here today

for a very special reason

we are so excited to be here with you all

so happy to talk about this you know

marriage is something that's very special

I'm very special

it's meant to be found by a special somebody

and I found mine

and I hope that you are that special somebody

haha

I'm the last honestly

that being said

wow the price of wedding dresses these days

I was just at the shop

and the prices are insane

$500 for a dress I'm going to wear once like can

I said can you believe it

you're not going to talk back

is that what's happening

I invite you into my home to talk about my wedding

and you're going to ignore me

I knew it

I knew I made the right choice

I knew you wouldn't be happy for me

that's why I had to fucking kill you

all of you

you haven't even touched your teeth

are you serious

you come into my home

I give you drinks nothing

underneath it all

you're the same fucking person you were in life

death

you too

you can't be happy for me

same bullshit

ungrateful

enjoy the fucking tea bag bitch

babe get out of here dude

the shower is like a huge mess

yes I'm trying to clean it

and I'm also trying to clean myself

so get out of here I can't hang out and film you

no you can't

you did already you can go clean out there or something

oh my God and I'll do some dirty look go

I'll be out there in a little bit

come on babe

fucking gross dude

fucking hot damn

babe come here

come here I got a surprise for you

come look

I got a surprise for you come make a wish

you like it

yeah

go blow out the candles I'm so lucky

for our future

God

this is so romantic

he would have never done anything like this before

I think it looks beautiful I do too

you got a wish yeah

yeah don't tell me it's a secret

okay

I can keep it to myself I think

should I pull that out yeah

last one blow it out

beautiful

love you I love you too

nice and clean

someone doesn't think about cleaning

cleaning got done

always

you don't think they'll be able to tell if like

that's open do you

yeah we gotta close the door

it's hard

happy I'm not carrying this down there

alright I got it

are you ready yeah

you didn't forget anything right

I don't think so I think we got it all

I don't know

I wonder if they've ever seen anyone as cute as me here

I wonder if they've ever seen anyone as cute as me here

stunning I love the shoes

yeah

stunning and you're taken

oh yeah

online look at the

no layaway needed baby this is mine

another day in this beautiful city

I love it here you should come back soon yeah

this is nice

this is nice

alright let's do this one first

alright 1 2

oh my God

oh my God even in life here

dying hahaha

you wanna smoke yeah

yeah hahaha

baby

hahaha

kiss me

Meredith Blight

your chariot madam

ready to go yeah

yeah yeah

thank you for such a special honeymoon of course

I love you I love you too

to us to us Mwah