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All right.

Stand up.

Good.

Move.

Move.

Move.

Oh, my.

Oh, OK.

Honey, it's giving up, okay?

Okay, Ray.

This is a tough one.

True or false?

Lipids dissolve easily in water.

True?

Thought you said you studied.

Isn't that what I'm doing right now?

Ray, you need to know this stuff.

No, actually, you need to know this stuff

because you're the one who wants to be a doctor.

I just need to know enough to get a seat.

Oh, FYI, I signed this up for prom committee.

Dude, I'm not even sure I want to go to prom,

much less planning.

Okay, that's crazy talk everybody wants to go to prom.

Okay, fine.

Just do it because it'll look good on your college applications.

Hmm, super helpful considering I submitted them months ago.

Hi, I will take a black coffee, please.

Oh, my God.

Lauren Burke, is that you, honey?

Yes.

Aline, Aline Matthews, my goodness,

the last time I saw you, you were about this big.

Oh, my sweet Nora, she was competing during Little Miss Doudrop

and the two of you were running around wild in your backyard.

Right, yeah, Mrs. Matthews, it's nice to see you.

Oh, shoot, I have to pick Nora up from her vocal lesson,

but you tell your mom I'm going to call her, okay?

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

What was that?

No, right?

Oh, my mom's pageant friends are like that.

Oh, yeah, I always forgot your mom's like a beauty queen.

She said she had the best time and it paid for college, so whatever.

You ready for another one?

No, but hit me anyway.

Oh, my God.

This has to be about my application, right?

Oh, you want a way to find out?

Why isn't it opening?

Go to the website.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh, my God, what have I done to deserve this?

Call your mom.

Rob, I'm going to have to call you back.

Okay.

Bye.

Hey, everything okay? What's going on?

I'm fine, but I need a favor. It's life or death.

I seriously doubt that.

For real, mom, Vanderton, I updated my application, but I can't open the app.

Or the website.

And if I don't find out what it says, I'm literally going to die.

Okay, hold on.

You're the best.

I'm here back.

Mom?

Are you there? Mom?

Yeah, no, I'm here.

The app and the website are both down.

So I came out to see if you'd have anything in the mailbox.

Mom, this isn't the dark ages. They're not sending it in the mail.

How much you want to bet?

Aah!

Aah!

A toast to my baby girl.

When you were four years old, you came downstairs and formed your mom and me that you were going to be a doctor.

And I say informed because there was absolutely no discussion.

True story.

But that's who you are and what you do.

You set a goal and you achieve it.

Because why?

Because birds never say die.

We're just so proud of you.

I thought she was going to qualify for more financial aid.

Do you think it would help if we send them copies of our mortgage and car payments or Lauren's medical bills?

What are we going to do?

Well, we're going to do what other people do.

We're going to apply for scholarships. Take out a loan.

No loans.

The last thing I want is for her to have to start out in the hole like I did.

I hate that this is even an issue.

Whoa! 17K is a lot of cash. What are you going to do?

I made an appointment with the new guidance counselor tomorrow.

Oh yeah, Miss Doreman. She's so dope.

Yeah, she helped me with a bunch of my cosmetology school applications.

If anyone's going to know what to do, it'll be her.

Oh, also, do you want to get a smoothie tomorrow from Savage Nature?

You want a smoothie. You know that has fruit in it, right?

Yeah, I know. I like healthy things.

Okay, so this is a really cute guy who works there who I've almost made eye contact with?

I wish I could, but I have to have family breakfast.

My mom is obsessed with us spending quality time together.

Dude, does something like go out on their group chat?

Because Beth can speak of nothing else.

It's like she thinks the minute I graduate, she's never going to see me again.

You're literally living at home next year.

Yeah, I know. Can you imagine how needy she be if I was actually leaving?

Can I come in?

Yeah. Oh, hi Mrs. Burke.

Hey Ray. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

What's up?

Nothing. I just...

I know you seemed a little bit off after dinner and considering you just got the best news of your life,

seemed a little strange, so what's up?

I overheard you and Dad talking about how much Vaynerton's going to cost.

Mom, I don't have to go there. I can go somewhere else. I can go somewhere cheaper.

No.

Vaynerton is your dream.

It's just so expensive.

It is.

It's also the best, figurative, and prognostic factor research facility.

Honey, if we can make this happen for you, we will.

Okay? Okay. Get some sleep.

Hey, I almost forgot.

Ray, is that friend of yours today, Mrs. Matthews?

Helene?

What's she doing in town?

I don't know.

Guess she left her now.

Laura?

Yeah.

You mean it.

We're going to figure this out, okay?

Okay.

I love you.

Love you too.

So what can I do for you?

We got the financial aid package, and...

It's not enough.

Like not even close.

Yeah.

It's kind of the plight of the middle class.

Your parents make too much to qualify for aid, but not enough to afford such high tuition.

The good news is, you have been busy these last four years.

I'm going to email you a website where you can put all your info and it'll give you a list of things you qualify for.

Thanks.

I know this can be overwhelming.

If you need any help.

That's myself.

Call me anytime.

Thank you.

So is the money help going.

If I get every single scholarship I apply for, it's almost enough to cover my first year's tuition.

Yikes.

Man, it's too bad you can't pay for college the way your mom did.

I'm not sure.

Guys, I think I might have figured everything out.

I would like to enter the Miss Teen Starfire Pageant.

Maybe.

No.

Why not?

The winner gets like $50,000.

Didn't we try this once already?

Yes, and it was a disaster.

I'm going to go.

Need I remind you of the little Miss Blue Lily fiasco of 2012?

I was four and I think I'm past the peeing my pants on stage phase of life.

Why won't you let me do this?

You're always saying how much fun Patchets were and that you wouldn't be who you are today without them.

That's true, but they're a huge commitment.

I know. I looked at the website.

There's a lot of work, but when has that ever bothered me?

Honey, you have no idea what goes into all of this.

I feel like we should stay the course and we should focus on the scholarships and the grants.

Obviously, I'm still doing that.

But I'm up against like a thousand people for a couple hundred dollars here and there.

But the pageant, it's like ten people for fifty grand?

I mean, it kind of seems like a no-brainer to me.

You don't just sign up for a beauty pageant and expect you're going to win.

That's not how these things work.

These girls have trained for literally years.

They have walking coaches, and interview coaches, and talent coaches.

So be my coach.

Are we saying you want to spend more time with me?

Now's your chance.

Come on, Mom.

Please.

Okay.

Okay, but I just have to place in the top three.

It's still pretty much impossible.

Not whenever the best coach in the whole wide world.

You, Patrick, and three sodas are right today.

Deal with that.

And you agreed to participate in this thing willingly?

Okay, like, no shade, but you're basically the last person I ever pictured entering a beauty pageant.

I don't know whether to feel offended or seen.

Oh, come on. You know you're not really like, a pageant girl.

And what exactly is a Patrick girl?

Uh, you know, someone with boys.

Talent.

Pride and their appearance.

Wow, guys. Shots fired.

Okay, don't get salty.

All right, you know what we mean.

I'm your substance and they're not.

But they could be.

And maybe I'm the brother, fresh air at the pageant world, Nate.

How you looked at this schedule?

I know. It looks way worse than it is.

Yeah, I hope so.

I'm gonna be a total drag.

It's been the last few months of high school with strangers instead of your friends.

Okay, dramatic much.

Will I miss a hang or two here and there?

Yes.

But for the most part, all I have to do is throw an address, walk across the stage, and smile.

How much prep can I possibly take?

Girl, I've seen you walking heels.

If I were you, I'd start practicing now.

Rude!

So I was thinking I should wear my hair up because that's probably easiest, right?

It depends. Are you changing clothes over your head or are you stepping in and out of them?

Absolutely no idea.

Hi, Ray.

Hi, Mrs. Burke.

Can you just come into the living room for just a minute?

Mom, we need to get started on our homework.

It'll only be a minute.

Okay?

I thought we could try some things on and see what works best on you.

Can you hear the footsteps calling?

Marching through all that has fallen.

It's time for you to reach inside.

Get on the ride.

Get up and get on.

Get on the train.

Get on the bus.

Don't stop.

Let's make a chain.

On the bus, on the bus.

Live your life by joining in.

The strength is not first.

Let's begin.

Yes.

Oh, honey.

No.

It has not changed at all.

Oh my gosh, look at these photos.

Oh my god.

It's you.

It's you.

Oh my god.

How are you?

Oh my God.

Are you yelling my breath anymore?

I'm sorry, I'm just so excited.

When I saw Lauren's name on the Starfire roster next to Nors, I couldn't believe it.

Talk about a full circle moment.

It really is, isn't it?

Yes, here come on, let's get you checked here.

Are you okay?

How long do you think this is going to take?

I'm going to do about an hour a while.

Grey signed me up for a prom committee and I have to put an agenda together for the meeting

tomorrow.

Do you even really want to go to prom?

TBD.

Okay.

Who is that?

It is Iris Brooks.

Ms. Brooks to you.

And she is Ms. Starfire.

Trust me, you do not want to get on her bad side.

Noted.

Welcome friends to the 55th annual Ms. Teen Starfire.

Thank you.

I'm happy to see so many of the usual suspects as well as a few faces I haven't seen in

quite some time.

As you know, Ms. Starfire is not just a beauty pageant.

It is a competition designed to inspire and empower young women to their greatest potential

because we believe that with hard work, dedication and a little encouragement, there

is nothing that cannot be achieved.

Sorry, your mom potted me off on you.

I know we haven't seen each other in like a decade.

NBD.

This is your first pageant, right?

Technically?

No.

Right.

Well, let's hope that you last more than 10 minutes this time.

How many have you been in?

I don't know.

Like three or four a year for 12 years, so however many that is.

It's the same for most of these girls.

We've all been on the same circuit together since we've been like five.

Wow.

So you're basically an expert.

Any advice besides get all you can?

I guess the first thing to remember would be all of these girls have serious main character

energy.

So there will be drama and obviously everyone wants to win, but not necessarily for the

same reason.

Yes, I just assumed everybody needs money for college like I do.

Let me tell you, being a doctor just not come.

Money's definitely a big one, but then there's also girls like my friend Maddie where literally

everyone and her family is born the crown.

She's under that.

Don't come home without it kind of pressure.

Seriously?

People are beyond about this stuff.

There's this one girl Brianna who thinks she's going to like get discovered or something.

No way.

Oh yeah.

She's convinced she's two wins away from like getting her own reality show.

Don't be scared.

I'm just telling you this so you know how mega serious people take it.

So what should I do?

Okay, there's three kinds of girls to watch out for.

The liars, the criers and the kleptos.

So basically keep an eye on your stuff and don't believe a single thing anybody tells

you, especially when they find out this is your first rodeo.

You should be fine.

Have I told you how great you look?

What me?

I mean, are you kidding?

I swear you haven't aged a day.

My injector is my emergency contact, so that tells you everything you need to know.

I wish I was kidding.

Only I had the courage to age as gracefully as you.

Joey?

Hey Nora, who's your friend?

Brianna, Maddie, this is Lauren.

It's nice to meet you.

You too.

So what are we talking about?

Just spilling a little pajunki.

Did you see Rogers not judging this here?

Oh I heard he's on the flower circuit.

Somebody's in trouble.

Why it's the flower circuit.

Hello ladies.

Are we excited for these next few weeks?

Yes, Miss Brooks.

This is Monroe.

I understand congratulations are in order.

Thank you ma'am.

It wasn't a clean wind though was it?

Second place in talent third?

In evening wear?

Still room for improvement.

Yes ma'am.

You must be the legendary Julianne Simmons' daughter.

Uh, I mean yes ma'am.

It's Lauren's first pajun.

I can tell.

I'm sure your mother will have you squared away in no time.

Maybe start with those eyebrows.

So sorry to interrupt.

The facility manager needs a word.

Excuse me please.

Hi Drew.

Ladies.

Don't believe I'm worth these three say.

The prodigal grandson returns.

So temperature check.

How are we feeling about all this?

I guess it's going to take a lot more time than I thought.

Go ahead.

And are you dying to say I don't know what you're talking about?

But seriously now that you have an idea about what this is going to take are you sure this

is something you want to do?

Say your passive aggressive way of telling me to quit.

Honey look.

I will support you.

I want to do it.

I don't know.

If I work really really hard.

I could get third.

And that's like 10 grand.

And if I don't, I haven't really lost anything right.

Okay.

Let's get to work.

Come on.

Yeah there are little one.

Yeah.

And you let me walk over.

Yeah there are little one.

Yeah.

And you let me walk around like this?

Dude see something say something.

Um I need a caffeine infusion stat.

Can you cover my shift today?

I need to do some pageant stuff with my mom.

Uh yeah.

What are you smiling at?

Uh do you remember that guy from Miss Worthy Place?

You guys are texting?

Wait has he asked you out?

Uh no not yet.

But I was hoping we could go grab a smoothie after a prom committee.

You know like create the opportunity?

Uh about that.

Now don't freak out.

I don't think I'm going to be able to do the prom committee.

I'm sorry it's the pageant between it and school and work.

So thanks God I give you promise this isn't just some low key way for you to get out of going

to prom swear to God.

Okay.

Well you can just meet him after the basketball game.

His school is playing our school so we're just going to hang out after.

Hello ladies.

Hooray I just know that's not a phone I see you using.

Yeah no no phone here.

I just spoke to a friend who runs the research slab at the hospital.

She's looking for a special project assistant.

It's 30 bucks an hour Saturdays and Sundays and the job is yours if you want it.

Seriously?

That sounds so rad.

And like perfect for me.

Great.

So I can tell her you can start this weekend?

Oh uh I'm just kind of in the middle of something right now.

Is there any way I could start in like a month?

She needs someone now unfortunately.

Really?

I kind of have to see this other thing through.

Thanks anyway.

Okay so today we need to pick your platform.

And this is one of my favorite parts of the pageant because this really tells the judges what matters most to you as a person.

I want to do Red Heart MD.

Okay.

They helped me so much with my cardio myopathy diagnosis.

Yeah.

So what now?

We go out the form.

Yeah.

I just have to say it means so much to me that we're doing this together.

Yeah.

Me too.

Mom.

Yeah.

Are you crying?

No.

No.

Stop.

Yes you are.

I just love you.

I've always had a dark side to me.

A black hole in my heart.

Look around and see them going.

And I wonder where to start.

Then I'm in the middle.

Oh my God.

I'm in the middle of something.

I'm in the middle of something.

I'm in the middle of something.

Oh my God.

They're huge.

My mom.

She burrows me back all the time.

So annoying, right?

I like that color.

Can I try it?

Sure.

Have you picked your platform yet?

I always do the environment.

It's easy.

Cool.

I'm doing this organization that buddies up sick kids with other kids who have survived the same illness.

I used it when I was little and seeing that I wanted to be a doctor and all.

Kind of makes sense.

Super.

Be that color looks amazing.

I know, right?

Lauren, is it okay if I try that too?

Yeah, sure.

Look, there's a vending machine in the building that works.

They always unplug them during the pageant to stop us from eating junk food.

You could drink a bunch of water.

It tricks your body into thinking that you're really full, but not too much because then you'll blow.

It's a really fun time.

Knock knock.

Oh, Shucks.

You're decent.

You.

More makeup.

Burke, come on.

You're up.

Good luck.

Today, let's go.

First, we'll film your intro video.

That'll be shown at the beginning of the pageant.

Then you'll do your pre-interviews with the judges.

It's the first time they're meeting you, so bring your A-game.

No pressure there.

You'll be great.

Oh, hey.

Just ignore what the other girls are saying about you.

What are they saying?

Honestly, it's not worth repeating.

All right, sit here.

All right.

Get at me.

Chin up.

Right, no, not that much.

Shoulders like this.

Hips back.

Arms here.

Okay.

This is good.

Don't move.

Okay.

Listen.

I need you to look at the camera like you're trying to seduce it.

Wait.

You want me to wait?

Oh, please.

Don't tell me you really are that naive nerd.

Breonna says you are.

Wait.

Really?

She said that?

Don't be so surprised.

I mean, after all, she kind of has a bitch, right?

I guess.

Now this isn't working for me.

I need lipstick.

Can someone...

I need red lipstick.

Thank you.

Put this on.

If it's okay, I'd rather not.

I don't really like red lipstick.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I'm not gonna be a good person.

I would rather not.

I don't really like red lipstick.

No, no, no, no.

It doesn't matter about what you like.

It's about what the judge is like, and the judges like red.

Okay.

Do you have a mirror?

See you now.

A couple of them.

A couple of them.

That's it.

Perfect.

Aah.

How sad is it that she thinks she has an actual shot at winning?

The saddest.

I mean, did you hear her go on and on about that boring charity?

Like the judges give a crap about our platforms?

I know, right?

If you ask me, Napo baby's in for a rude awakening.

The rudest.

How'd it go?

Fine.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I just need to get to work here.

Drew said you called me a bitch.

What?

No, no, no, save it.

Uh, what do you think you're doing?

It's my lipstick.

I don't know what you're talking about.

This is mine.

I've worn this color for like years.

Right, Maddie?

Mm-hmm.

What?

Oh my god.

Lauren.

Lauren, stop.

Lauren, seriously.

What?

Remember what I said about Liars, Chryos and Kleptos?

Rhianna's kind of all three.

I swear, I didn't call her a bitch.

So what if you did?

She is one?

Seriously?

How do you not just punch her in the face all the time?

Whenever I get the urge to choose violence, I just reach up with...

I don't know why.

It makes me feel better.

If I followed that logic, I would be bald by the end of the week.

So, I'll see you tomorrow?

Yeah.

I guess so.

We turn now to a story in Woodbury where Samuel Gomper's height...

Honey, we're in here.

On a case of meningococcal disease.

Hey, how was rehearsal?

Fine.

How many go do my homework?

In a minute, tell us about it.

This guy drew Kept ordering me around.

He just told me to look at the camera.

Like, I was trying to seduce it.

Wait, he said what?

No, it's just, it's like a figure of speech that a photographer will use sometimes.

Whatever.

Can I go do my homework?

Yeah, I ordered pizza.

So I'll let you know when it gets here, okay?

I'm not hungry.

Lauren, can I come in?

Mom, I have a ton of homework.

It'll just take a sec.

Fine.

Can you please stop typing and look at me?

They're working you girls pretty hard, huh?

It's freaking brutal, Mom.

Yeah.

Look, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

What happened to Birx never say die?

All I'm saying is that there's no shame in quitting.

Are you ready to make a wedding?

Listen, it's time to get here.

Look, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

What happened to Birx never say die?

Are you worried I'm gonna embarrass you or something?

Of course not.

Good.

Because I'm doing it.

I really have to do my homework.

I love you.

I love you too.

I love you too.

So what do we have left for the McAllister staging?

Just a dining room set.

Why don't we do six of these with the oval dining table we saw in aisle 12?

Anything else?

I think that's it.

Oh, why don't we check out and see what they have by way of benches and then let's start the paperwork.

You got it, boss. Thank you.

Hey.

Hey, how's it going?

Race has she hasn't seen much of Lauren these last few weeks?

It has been intense. I swear I haven't slept more than five hours since this whole thing started.

I noticed that Lauren hasn't made an appointment for her college wellness exam.

You want me to make one for her?

I think I'm gonna have to wait until this is over.

I think so. Just been really crazy lately.

I'm gonna call you back.

I'll talk to you later.

Miss Brooks?

Oh.

Hello, dear.

Hi. How unexpected.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

The thing is that Lauren has been getting home really late every night and I can see the toll that it's taking on her.

And I know that if she's feeling that way, that I'm sure the other girls are feeling that way too.

You know you could be right.

I'll see what I can do.

After all, the girl's health and well-being is now and always has been our primary concern.

Thank you.

You have no idea the load off my mind that that is.

Of course.

Now if you'll excuse me.

I really do have a million things to do.

Sure.

Ms. Burke, may I have a word with you, please?

Yes, ma'am.

How do you feel it's going?

Are you acclimating well?

Yes, ma'am.

The reason I ask is because I ran into your mother and she went on and on about all the complaints you seem to have.

It has been my experience that complaining is a sign of weakness and there is no room for weakness in my pageant.

Do we understand each other?

Yes, ma'am.

Good.

Is that your dress?

Mm-hmm.

Show me.

Oh.

Yes.

I remember this one.

It's very sweet.

But it doesn't exactly have anything that stands out.

Maybe a brighter color.

Or something that shows a bit more skin.

Sex it up a bit.

After all.

I slit in a lower neckline, never heard anything.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you, God.

Everyone, Lauren has decided to grace us with their presence.

We can begin.

I'm really, really sorry.

I was...

I don't need your apology.

I need you to be.

On time?

Do you understand?

I expect more from Julie Simmons' daughter.

Places!

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

To the left.

To the left.

Are you idiots not know you're left from the right?

You call that a hot kick?

I need you to do better.

Look at those rolls.

Shoppa with you on, ladies.

We're good.

I need those arms better, okay?

Eyes up.

I don't know how this is possible,

but I think you're actually getting worse.

That's it for today.

Yeah.

Attention, please.

I found these in the dressing room.

Just want to make sure they're right to another rightful owner.

Do they look familiar to anyone?

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

There you are.

Leave me alone.

I don't want to talk to you or anyone else.

This whole thing was a huge mistake.

Don't say that, okay?

You can't quit over that guy.

He's a little jerk.

What about over this?

Is that enough?

Oh, freaking Brianna.

I mean, what about this?

I mean, what about this?

I mean, what about this?

I mean, what about this?

I mean, what about this?

Oh, freaking Brianna.

I mean, what did I do to deserve this?

Nothing.

But you can tell her that she wins.

Because I'm out of here.

Lauren, we're in here.

How was rehearsal?

Long.

Anything else?

Not really.

Well, you have to come and look at these photos I found of your mom and I.

They're hilarious.

Leave me alone.

Hard pass.

Lauren, what?

How about homework?

I don't care.

I mean, you don't speak to adults like that.

It's okay.

She didn't mean anything by it.

All right.

Go to your homework.

Hello?

Hi.

This is Lauren Burke.

Oh.

Hi.

Lauren is, uh, everything okay?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

It's fine.

I'm sorry to bother you.

I was just wondering about that research job you mentioned.

My schedule's changed and I can do it now.

Lauren, I'm really sorry, but she found out that she was a little bit.

Lauren, I'm really sorry, but she found someone else.

Okay.

Uh, yeah.

Thanks anyway.

Mom, I told you I'm doing my homework.

It's Nora.

Oh.

Come in.

Uh, you forgot your dress.

Oh.

Thanks.

It looks like I'm going to need it after all.

Really?

Yeah.

Except Miss Brooks basically told me that my dress was hideous and there's no way I could win wearing it.

Let me see.

Just say it.

It's very...

Glinda Goodwich.

But that's okay.

Um, you could borrow my backup dress to my car.

Why would you help me?

Because, um, I want us to be friends when this is all over.

You're the only person I know in this town and it would really suck if you hated me.

What do you say?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Lauren, we need a talk.

What else is new?

What is going on with you?

Honestly, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Okay.

What is that?

You're a lentit to me.

I'm going to wear it instead of your dress.

Everybody agrees it's probably better.

I don't look like a parade float.

I thought she liked the idea of wearing my dress.

But the judges like read better.

And they're the only ones that matter, which is also why I'm changing my poem to the raven.

Two of them had it listed as their favorite in their bios, so I got to give the people what they want.

Okay.

I'm sorry. How does that tie into your platform?

It doesn't.

Platforms don't really matter.

Yes, they do, honey. They're like the most important part.

Maybe when you are convening, what is going on with your attitude?

I just don't understand why you think you know everything about something you haven't been a part of for the last time.

Let me be a part of this, please.

Okay, I will take off work tomorrow, and then you and I can practice your dance together.

Okay? I would have to teach it to you. It would take too much time.

I'll just work on it with Nora, okay?

Okay.

But thanks.

If you need anything, I'm here.

Hey.

Hey. What's up?

What's wrong?

Are you, like, mad at me or something?

What an astute observation. Yes, I am mad at you or something.

For what?

You just assumed I would cover your shift without even asking me.

I did ask you.

Okay, but you didn't wait to see if I could actually do it.

You just assumed that I would because I always do.

I told you I had plans to meet up with Dylan after the game. I told you that.

Who's Dylan?

Are you serious?

You cannot be this self-involved.

Oh, right. Yeah, the smoothie guy. Yeah, the smoothie guy.

I'm sorry, okay? I have, like, a million things bouncing around my head right now.

Tell me how I fix this.

Well, you could start by loaning your blue sweater for my date tonight.

Done.

I don't suppose there's any way you could pick it up from...

I will drop it off.

I really am so, so sorry.

I guess we'll see about that.

Good luck tomorrow.

Oh, thanks.

Mom, have you seen my blue sweater?

Yeah, it's on the drying rack.

Oh, I have something for you.

I made chocolate chip cookies.

I'm good.

Since when do you not like homemade chocolate chip cookies?

Since I have a dress to fit into.

Okay.

Gather around, gather around, quickly.

Miss Brooks has some announcements.

Unfortunately, one of our judges has had an unforeseen conflict.

But luckily, we were able to secure a true legend.

Please join me in welcoming to the stage, Mr. Roger Hamming.

Well, thank you for that very warm welcome.

I can't tell you how grateful I am to be back at Starfire.

There really is no place like home.

Now, I'll keep this short because I know that Martin is jumping at the bit

to run you gal's ragged.

But I do want to wish you all good luck

and remind you to impress me.

No, do you know him?

Okay, everyone. We're starting in five minutes.

Go practice.

How could this be happening?

Okay, you said you took care of this.

You said I'd never have to see him again. You promised.

How could this possibly be a good thing?

Whatever.

I'll just talk to you at home.

Oh, God.

Are you okay?

Of course I am.

Why wouldn't I be?

Okay, I guess that'll have to do.

Apparently, there have been some complaints about how late I've been keeping you.

And I wouldn't want to get in the way of anyone's beauty sleep.

Remember, tomorrow I need you stage ready by 5pm sharp.

Do not underestimate the amount of time some of you will need for hair and makeup.

I cannot stress this enough.

Dismissed.

Oh, shh.

Mom.

I guess it's a good thing I didn't hold my breath.

I'm so sorry. I had it and then I got in this whole thing with my mom.

Oh, so now it's your mom's fault.

Right, because nothing could ever be your fault.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Why are you so mad? It's just stupid sweater.

Okay, I'm not mad about a stupid sweater.

I'm mad because you said you'd do something and then you didn't do it.

Just like how I'm not mad that you asked me to cover your shift.

I'm mad because you assumed something in your life was more important than anything in mind.

That isn't you.

You haven't been the same since you started the stupid pageant.

I know.

How was your date?

I mean, not that you deserve to know, but...

Yeah, it was pretty much the best night of my entire life.

I'm glad you deserve that.

Thank you. I think so too.

Do you want to hear about it?

If you want to tell me.

Come on.

You okay there, grandma?

Yeah, just a little achy. I think I overdid it on my own today.

Okay, so tell me everything.

Don't leave out a single detail starting with the most important part.

Did he kiss you?

He did?

Was it a pack or more like a full-on make-out?

It was like somewhere in between?

Perfect.

Are you gonna hang out with him again?

Yeah, we're grabbing coffee tomorrow.

Oh, but don't worry, we'll be done by six.

What's happening at six?

Well done, the pageant.

I don't deserve a friend like you.

Yeah, you really don't.

Hey, are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I just...

just a bad headache.

I should probably go to bed.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

Hi, honey.

Hi.

Oh my gosh, look at these.

Like how beautiful you are.

Aww.

Honey, you are too.

I like you.

You are the most beautiful person.

Inside and out.

My name is so proud of you.

And everything that you have accomplished and how hard you have worked.

And regardless of what happens tomorrow, nothing will change that.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Why do you keep pulling at your hair?

I'm not.

Yes, you are.

Is it itching you or something?

Mom, don't.

Let me see.

Mom, stop.

Lauren, let me see you.

Oh my gosh.

Lauren...

How did this happen?

It's not a big deal, okay?

Nori, she accidentally burned me with a curling iron.

That's it.

It doesn't look like a burn.

Why would I light you?

I don't know.

Lately, you've been doing a lot of things that don't seem like you.

What's that supposed to mean?

The lorn I know is independent.

She thinks for herself...

She's not switching her dress at the last minute.

She's not changing a poem that means something to her to a poem that somebody else likes.

But that's how you win.

And isn't that the point of all of this?

It's not supposed to feel like this.

Honey, we were supposed to do this pageant to bring us closer together.

Not to be at each other's throats all the time.

Maybe this is all just too much for you to handle.

Wait.

Wait, what do you mean I can't handle this?

Are you saying you're not going to let me compete?

Are you afraid I'm going to embarrass you or something?

I'm going to tarnish the memory of the great Julie Ann Simmons.

What are you talking about?

Honey, I have to do the pageant.

I've only gotten two of the scholarships I've applied for.

Two!

That's nothing!

The only way I'm going to be able to go to college and become a doctor is by winning my starfire.

Honey, we will figure something out.

I promise.

You keep saying that, but we haven't figured anything out.

So I'm sorry if you don't like it.

But I'm doing the pageant.

I'm going to do whatever it takes to win.

Hey, baby.

Oh my god.

This is so many.

One, two, one, two, one, three, four, four, four, six, seven, eight, one, two.

This is fine.

You had memories?

Yes.

Really?

There is so much fun.

Are you guys ready?

Yes.

I got to get out of here.

Oh, you're ready?

Yeah.

I'm going to get out of here.

Just don't do that.

I'm going to get out of here.

Do you have to be a good boy?

I'm like, I'm just going to get out of here.

All right.

You're ready?

Yeah.

I'm going to do something new.

You're ready?

What's wrong with you?

Aaaaaaaah!

Why on today of all days has my skin decided to turn against me?

Seriously, I can't even see it.

Tough break about that planet going on your face.

Maybe my mom will have something that could fix this.

What? Was I supposed to lie?

Would it have killed you?

Yeah.

I wanna do what she lucked really quick. How are you feeling?

Good. Nervous. Ready for it to be over?

Is your neck okay? Do you self-a headache?

Oh yeah, I just... I slept funny or something.

Maybe you pulled a muscle when you were making out.

Stop.

Attention, congestions. It is now 15 minutes, Jill Kertner.

Hi.

You can't be found doing this.

You're gonna be amazing. I suffer not terrible.

I had a girl, dream big.

What's that on your room?

Right there.

Oh, yeah, who knows? My mom probably just switched detergents again.

But, um, okay.

Your fingers crossed for you. I love you.

Love you.

Is my hair?

Is my skin?

Yeah. And your every this way.

Or this way. Give me a slide.

Hey, where's Nora? I haven't seen her.

Okay, wait, this? Yeah.

Wait. You might need a floss.

What?

So... surprised, but happy to see you here today.

Okay.

You've grown up into such a beautiful young woman.

What do you want?

You know what I want.

I want you to promise me that you're not gonna give me any more trouble, not like last time.

I need to hear you say it.

I promise.

Good answer.

Nora, answer.

It wasn't so hard now, was it?

There you are.

I've been looking for you everywhere.

They just got places.

Well, you should go. I was hate to late start.

Nora!

Nothing happened.

Okay, we both know that's not true.

You have to tell someone.

Who would I even tell?

I don't know, maybe your mom or his Brooks.

Like that would make a difference.

It might.

Why would this time be any different than all the others?

Nothing ever happens to people like him.

Okay, they disappear until enough time is passed that people don't even remember why they were gone in the first place.

Just forget about it.

That's what I'm gonna do.

But how can you let this go?

Because you're not the only one that needs the money.

Let's hear it for your Mr. Fire contestants.

Brianna Cau.

Nadi Monroe.

Lauren Burke.

Nora Matthews.

Whoa!

Whoa!

To whose pointed back straight, chins up.

And for God's sake, don't embarrass me.

Good luck.

She is, isn't she?

Yeah, she knows her style.

We turn on each way.

We play, we play, we play.

Some may have clocks down.

It's time to do the best dance.

And start.

We play, we play, we play.

We play, we play, we play.

We play, we play, we play.

It's time to do the best dance.

Stay, stay, stay, stay.

Stay, stay, stay, stay.

Stay, stay, stay.

We play, we play, we play.

I'm gonna dance.

We play, we play, we play, we play.

And we will not be careful.

I can drop so much this move.

I could be more sure.

I went about to take you a balance

then through the train of the day

for an wave of faith

to play their faces

to an end

Are you doing okay?

You all look very good,

yeah I'm fine

good bud

I just... I have this headache

here, Can I bribe you?

you sure?

Yeah

All right, ladies and gentlemen moving on.

The next contestant continuing on to the final round of competition is...

Nora Jane Matthews!

Congratulations, Nora.

All right, folks, the time has come.

The final name of the contestant continuing on in the hopes of becoming Miss Teen Star

Fire 2025 is...

Lauren Allison Burke!

Looks like you reaseled your mane with top five after all.

Wonder what you're on to.

See everyone tomorrow night!

We'll proud our new Miss Teen Star Fire!

So much fun, right?

Oh, and the dresses were so beautiful, aren't they?

I'm so excited for you!

You look amazing!

Thank you!

Girl, you just honed in these three.

Sorry, Jefferson had to balance, but he'll be here tomorrow.

Dude, how are you sweating, but your hands are freezing.

Yeah, you're super cold and me auditorium.

But your mom gave me some medicine, so hopefully I'll feel a little better soon.

Hey, folks, I'm here excited to congratulate everyone's favorite underdog,

but I gotta borrow her for a quick second.

She'll be back in a gym.

Well, I think a final five appearance calls for some ice cream, right?

I know I can always count on you.

Actually, Mr. Burke, I'm not feeling so great right now.

I think I should just call my mom and have her come pick me up.

No, do you want us to drop you off?

No, it's okay. You guys go. I just, um, I'm just really, really tired, but I should feel better tomorrow.

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm.

It's gonna text her and wait outside. It's too right in here.

Okay.

Oh, she's okay.

I'll be right back.

Where are you going?

Oh, my gosh.

Seems like a minute ago that was us.

It does, doesn't it?

Are you ever worried about Nora and all these adult men?

Oh, no. Nora knows how to handle herself. I made sure of that.

But she shouldn't have to, should she?

What am I supposed to do?

Ever quit the circuit?

That is not an option.

So you're saying that this does have to...

I'm saying. How about you take care of your kid and I'll take care of mine?

That's what I'm saying.

Lauren?

Lauren?

There you are.

I wanted to talk to you.

Make sure there wasn't any confusion over what you saw.

There was no confusion.

I know exactly what I saw.

What are you gonna do about it?

Nora asked me not to say anything.

Well, Nora's a smart girl. The question is...

Are you?

Nora's a smart girl. The question is...

Are you?

You're not smart?

You're not smart.

You're not smart.

No! Move! Move! Sorry!

Oh.

Oh my God.

Excuse me, Mom?

Lauren, Lauren!

Where are you feeling that?

It's okay.

Honey, it's gonna be okay.

I'm sorry.

She could use those things.

I just...

I don't understand how this is happening.

She had a headache. I gave her some medicine.

She went back to bed.

It's just a headache.

She's gonna be okay.

What if she's not?

Miss Gibbons, I'm Dr. Mullen.

I'm the attending physician on your daughter's case.

I just want to give you a quick update on what we know.

So based on Ray's age symptoms and how rapidly her case has progressed,

as well as the preliminary results of the spinal tap,

we suspect she has meningococcal meningitis,

which is a type of bacterial meningitis, and a bloodstream infection.

It's called invasive meningococcal disease, and while it's uncommon,

it can have serious consequences.

Oh, God.

We will be able to confirm once we get the final test results in the coming days.

But she was vaccinated. I made sure of it.

According to her record, she was vaccinated for serogroups A, C, W, and Y, but not B.

At this time, we cannot confirm what serogroup is responsible here.

How did I miss this? I'm a nurse.

A lot of teens aren't vaccinated against meningitis B,

but there are vaccines that can help, and not all parents know to ask about them.

So do we know how this happened to her?

There are so many possibilities.

The bacteria can live in the back of the nose and throat and can spread through respiratory droplets.

16 to 23-year-olds tend to be one of the most affected groups, simply by the nature of their activities.

Like what kind of activities?

Sharing food, drinks, utensils, kissing, just generally being in close contact with one another.

Are you saying this is like her own fault?

No. No honey, nobody is saying that.

So what do we do next? What's the plan?

If her condition continues to worsen, we may need to put her into a medically-induced coma

to make it easier to treat her and to ensure that she gets the rest that her body needs.

Currently, we have her on intravenous antibiotics in the hopes that it helps fight the infection.

That's good though, right? The medicine will make her better.

That's what we're hoping for, sweetie.

Ms. Gibbons, I need you to understand how incredibly sick Ray is.

One in ten people who contract meningitis die despite treatment, sometimes within 24 hours.

And even if she survives, there is a chance that she will have permanent complications.

We're going to do everything we can for Ray, but I just want you to be fully aware of all the possible outcomes.

Is there anything more that we should be doing?

We've alerted the health department and they'll reach out to the school to do contact tracing.

That will help determine who may have been in close contact with Ray and need antibiotics to help prevent any additional cases.

Expect a call from them.

In the meantime, make a list of anyone Ray's come into close contact with in the last week or so.

I'd recommend that both you and she start a precautionary course of antibiotics immediately.

And if she has not been vaccinated, consider speaking with her pediatrician about it.

Of course.

I'll give you an update as soon as I have one.

Okay.

And again, I'm so very sorry.

I just want to be okay.

I think you so much for squeezing us in today.

And I'll book the appointment for the next dose before we leave.

Thanks.

Mom?

What's that, honey?

Is there really a chance that Ray and I will be able to get back to the hospital?

What's that, honey?

Is there really a chance that Ray could die?

The doctors are going to do everything that they can to make sure that doesn't happen, okay?

But she's still mine.

Isn't it okay?

It's going to be okay.

Can I come in?

Close the door.

I assume you're here to discuss the unfortunate incident of last night.

I guess that's one way to put it.

I just let you want to notify the other contestants.

Actually, anybody in attendance, I guess, should be made aware of the situation.

Why on earth would I want to do that?

Are we talking about the same thing?

I don't know, are we?

What are you talking about?

Well...

I guess you first.

Last night I happened upon Lauren and one of our judges together.

And seeing how Lauren is an inexperienced young woman,

I can see how she mistook his offer of advice as an inappropriate advance.

I have no doubt with Lauren's propensity to exaggerate.

Okay, just wait a minute.

She has probably already blown the entire situation completely out of proportion,

which is why I feel at best and in her best interest that she withdraw.

The payment from the pageant.

In exchange for agreed to never discuss the event,

the pageant will offer Lauren a miscongeniality scholarship in the amount of ten thousand dollars.

But Lauren hasn't done anything wrong.

Why should she have to quit?

Because...

I'm not going to allow some rat who is never going to win.

Anyway, ruin for everyone else.

So I suggest you get down from your high horse and take my incredibly generous offer

so we can all get on with our lives.

This offer.

I can't wait to show this to the police.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Why is that?

Because if you decide to involve the authorities, I will have no choice but to issue a statement

announcing that Lauren was disqualified when it came to my knowledge that she attempted to blackmail a pageant employee.

What the hell are you talking about?

Lauren threatened to go public with this photo.

Unless Drew used his influence with the judges to obtain a better position.

No one will ever believe this.

Maybe not.

It is just his word against hers.

But luckily, I have several witnesses with sworn affidavits that say she confided her plan in them.

Just think what people will say.

And I've even heard that some colleges have been known to rescind acceptances for moral transgressions.

Now would you like to borrow my pen?

I don't know how you live with yourself.

Starfire is my legacy. I will protect it at all costs.

The clock is ticking on that offer.

I hate to ask this, but is there even a tiniest shred of truth to any of what I was saying?

Mom, I swear.

Brianna made that picture and hung it in the dressing room to try to get me to quit.

We need to know everything that has gone on.

And I mean everything, please.

There's a lot.

And it's kind of hard to explain.

It's like they're manipulating you all the time.

They're always telling you the other girls are talking about you behind your back,

or the coaches are calling us stupid or lazy.

Wait, wait, they're what?

This kind of stuff?

It does happen.

Why didn't you tell me any of this?

Because I knew you'd make me quit.

I just, I couldn't.

It already worked so hard and I sacrificed so much.

Just walk away from my only shot at being able to afford Vanderton?

Maybe I'm sorry you felt so much pressure.

So, what do we do?

I think if Ray can fight, so can I.

We're here.

All right, you ready?

We'll never say die.

Take care of her.

Excuse me.

All right.

What the hell are you doing here?

Isn't it obvious?

Or is it finalist?

She's here to compete.

You're embarrassing yourself.

I'm not embarrassed.

Are you embarrassed?

No.

No, I think the only one that should be embarrassed is you,

who can't seem to wipe his own ass without his grandmother's permission.

You're making a scene.

Not yet, but I will.

And those little reporters over there are going to get a front row seat.

Excuse us.

I'd like to dedicate my performance tonight to my friend Ray,

who's in the ICU fighting for her life with men and JITAS B.

And if that's the case, maybe asking why I'm here,

participating in this.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be here.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be here.

I'm not sure if I'm going to be here.

Maybe asking why I'm here, participating in this.

Or being honest, pretty superficial event.

If you knew me, you'd know none of this.

It's my vibe.

The only reason I entered Starfire in the first place was because I needed money for college.

Then I just got so sucked into it.

I was basically obsessed.

It was only when Ray got sick that I remembered that I was trying to win so that I could become a doctor and help people.

So that's why I'm here.

It's for you.

To share Ray's story and hope it will inspire parents to check their team's vaccination records and talk to their doctors.

And now, show time.

Originally, I was going to recite the Raven.

But then I thought, does anyone really need to hear the alcoholic ramblings of a man who's obsessed with his ex and can't seem to take the hint?

So instead, I will be reciting the things we dare not tell, a Henry Lawson.

Because no one should have to suffer in silence.

The fields are fair and autumn yet, and the sun's still shining there.

But we bow our heads and brood in front because of the mass we wear.

We nod and smile, the social while, and say we're doing well.

We break our hearts for the things we must not tell.

We fight it down, we bear it bravely well.

But the best of us die of a broken heart.

For the things we cannot tell.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was amazing.

My mom made me sign that thing.

I know.

How's Ray?

Her fever's coming down, but she's still super sick.

We just wait to see if the medicine works.

I'm taking antibiotics.

Yeah.

We all got a text about it.

My mom made an appointment for me.

Good.

What happens now?

I think it's the judges' questions.

Let me double check.

Hey, Austin.

You got a program?

Starfire is true.

A one-of-a-kind experience.

And I could not be more grateful for the time that we've spent together.

But now, we are entering the final portion of tonight's evening.

The all-important judges' questions.

I'd like to invite Maddie up to the microphone first.

Maddie's question will be coming from the esteemed Gwendolyn Allen.

Ms. Monroe, who is your role model?

Mrs. Brooks.

Short, sweet, and to the point.

Up next, we have Ms. Lauren Burke.

Lauren's question will be coming from Starfire's most revered and longest-serving judge, Mr. Roger Hammond.

Ms. Burke.

Why should you win?

I shouldn't.

Hey, what's more?

I don't want to.

I don't want to be part of an organization that pits us against each other for their own entertainment.

Who calls us fat and lazy.

It makes us so anxious that we literally pull our own hair out.

Upon learning there were criminals in their midst chose to protect the predators rather than the children they prayed upon.

Those are not the values I was raised with and they are not the values I represent.

Life is too short to compromise yourself for some cash in the crowd.

And that is why I respectfully withdraw from the Ms. Starfire Project.

Iris Brooks.

I'm off some moment. This is off the glass, though.

You've got a few questions we'd like to ask you.

The

Oh my God, you guys are like the cutest ever.

I know, right?

I just hate that you couldn't be there.

Oh yeah, tell me about it.

Even after I planned the whole thing.

But the after party here was killer.

You're so surprised.

Yeah, like beyond.

I can't believe Dylan planned that whole thing.

He likes you or something.

So, have they told you when you're going to get to go home?

They've been holding you hostage here for weeks.

Yeah, hopefully next week.

Will you be able to go back to school?

No, I'll just finish from home.

And what about cosmetology school?

Are you still going to be able to cut hair without?

You know, have my hand.

Yeah, I guess I'll just have to learn to use scissors with three fingers.

I'll figure it out.

Hi.

Hey, I stopped by Lauren's house and her mom said she was here.

I hope it's okay. I came by.

Yeah, of course. The more the merrier.

Pull up some bed.

These are for you.

Oh, thank you.

These are gorgeous.

So, how are you doing?

So much better.

I'll have to do some physical therapy and I lost some hearing in my right ear.

And, you know, obviously.

But the doctor said it could have been a lot worse.

I guess some people experience like brain damage, kidney failure, even like lose a leg.

Really? You got vaccinated, right?

Yeah.

My mom and I talked to my doctor and decided I should get it.

Does my heart seem good to know that I could be a cautionary tale for you too?

No, seriously. I didn't know anything about meningitis before all of this.

Let alone that there are vaccines for it.

Well, you're doing amazing for someone who just lost two fingers.

And how are you doing? You know, with everything?

Okay.

Yeah. My mom and I started therapy.

Wow. How's that going?

It's intense.

But good, you know?

Yeah. That's awesome.

Yeah.

I should probably tell you why I'm here.

Other than, of course, to make sure that you're okay.

Obviously.

I'm sure you heard they did an investigation into Starfire and gone to a lot of impropriety.

Like a lot.

Shocker.

And rather than deal with like a million civil suits,

Starfire's just decided to settle with everyone.

And I figured, after all you did,

that's only fair. You get half of mine.

Wow.

My first impulse was to tear it up.

And what was your second impulse?

I thought about when I first decided to do the pageant.

And we talked about what I might gain from the experience.

Oh, yeah. Don't remind me.

But that's the thing.

I gained so much.

Just not in the ways that we thought it would be.

So, when you think about it,

I kind of won.

Yeah.

And I did.

And you know what I said I would use the money for if I won.

Vyanderton?

Vyanderton?

Yes!

Oh, my God!

You're going to Vyanderton.

I'm going to Vyanderton.

Vyanderton!

Please welcome Ms. Lauren Burke.

First of all, I want to thank you for letting me come talk today.

For anyone who doesn't know me, my name is Lauren Burke.

And I'm freshman pre-med.

And if everything goes according to plan, future pediatrician.

Professor Holsey told me about the work you all do in terms of student health awareness

and thought the app I created might be a helpful tool for you to use.

About a year ago, my best friend almost died from an injide SB.

And watching her go through that, it made me realize

that people our age are so focused on the future, that we sometimes forget how to keep ourselves healthy today.

So that is where HealthyBridge.org comes in.

HealthyBridge.org tells you exactly what health services you may need and where you can find them.

And make sure you can get accurate information and know the right questions to ask so you can make informed decisions about your mental and your physical health.

So nothing and no one falls through the cracks.

Any questions?

Thank you.