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Born I was but how when or where I cannot say
So I leave it up to you to believe it,
if you will.
You will perceive that I am not a common flea,
and if you wonder how it came to pass that in my walk in life,
or perhaps I should have said "my jump,"
I possess the learning and power to describe the facts I'm about to relate.
I can only remind you that there are intelligences that existence of which are not yet
been detected by the scientific world.
I have head it remarked that I make make my living by blood-sucking.
My reply is that the flea is not the lowest in the universal fraternity of bloodsuckers.
At least I give a warning to the body in which i feed.
That is seldom done by others in my profession.
As to my story,
she was a beauty, just 14
Alothough so young,
Her soft bosom was already blooming into those proportions which delight the opposite sex
Her face was charming in its frankness
Her breath, as sweet as the perfumes of Arabia
And I have always said, her skin soft as velvet
She was evidently well aware the good looks
and carried her head is proudly and coquettishly as a queen.
Although a flea cannot blush,
we can observe,
and I have taken it upon by myself to commit to pen and ink
all those amatory passages in my experience which I think may interest
the seeker after truth.
Closely watching everything I noted the swelling thighs which spread upwards
to where only fleas can dare to tread.
My curiosity has been aroused,
and my desire to know more of the interesting young being
with whom chance has so promiscuously brought me in pleasing contact.
Prompted me to remain quietly ensconced in a snug though somewhat moist hiding place.
So believe me if you will I was engaged upon professional business
connected with the plump fight leg of a young lady some 14 years of age.
The taste of whose blood I well remember and the flavor of whose...
[slurping sounds]
Ah, Belle, so succulent,
but I am digressing
She was with her aunt.
Intimacy was out of the question there.
I do not make it my policy to read the correspondence of others,
but my curiosity had been aroused.
So at an appropriate moment I took the liberty to read:
"I will be waiting for you at the old spot after church"
You don't know how I love you Belle
Yes I do Charlie, you are always telling me.
I shall get tired of hearing it soon
When are you going to show me all those funny things you told me about?
Now, Now! dear Belle.
While we have the chance to be alone.
You know Belle, we are no longer children
Well, there are things which are not known to children
which are necessary for lovers not only to know
but also to practice as well -Dear me!
Yes, secret things which make lovers happy and make them enjoy loving
and being loved
Lord, how sentimental you've grown Charlie.
I remember the time when you said it was all humbug
Oh, so I thought it was
Till I loved you -Nonsense
But go on.
Tell me about the things you promised me.
O but I can't tell you without showing you as well
Well go on then, show me.
Aah, Charlie!
Ahh, Charlie, what is it you are doing?
Touching me!
The next moment, Belle grasped the new and delicious object
Those of you who been placed in a similar position will readily understand her look of surprise
Belle saw a man's member for the first time in her life
And although it was not by any means of formidable one
You're an imputent boy!
What is it you've done?
What lengths have your mad and savage passion carried you?
As for you, you miserable girl!
Forgetful of the precepts of the holy mother church you've allowed this
wicked and presumptuous boy
to pluck your forbidden fruit!
What will become of you now?
Daughter of lust, given up on the sin, the Satan.
Have mercy on me! Spare me Father
Confessions are to no avail
Humiliations do but add to your offense
My mind...
misgives to me as to my duty in this said affair.
But if I were to follow my present inclinations
I should go directly to your natural guardians
and aquaint them with my infamous discovery.
I will do anything! -Yes we will do anything!
Enough!
I must have time.
I must invoke the assistance of the Blessed Virgin for who knew no sin,
but who without the mortal delights of mortal copulation
give birth to the babe of babes in the manger of Bethlehem
Amen
At 2'oclock tomorrow I shall expect you.
I will then unfold to you the divine will concerning your transgressions
And as for you rash youth
I shall likewise expect you the following day
When I will then unfold to you the divine will concerning your transgressions,
until then your secret is safe with me.
Peace be with you
My thirst for knowledge kept me in her vicinity.
I wish to learn the sequel of this adventure,
and I took care not to annoy her with any ill timed attack on my part.
I will not attempt to tell the miserable period spent by my young protรฉgรฉ
between the shocking discovery made by the Holy Father Ambrose
and the hour assigned for the interview in the sacristy,
which was to decide the fate of the the unfortunate Belle.
You've done right my daughter to come to me so punctually.
I have thought much and prayed much on your account
For sometime there apeared to be no way in which I could absolve my conscience in this affair
other than to go directly to your uncle and lay before him my dreadful secret.
But I'm wounded to think of the results of such a disclosure.
I have invoked the assistance of the Blessed Virgin,
She has shown to me away which while it
serves the precepts of our holy mother church
will also prevent your offense from being known to your uncle.
Not the first necessity which this course imposes
is implicit obedience.
The things with the servants of the church are forbidden to openly to avow
but which they have sufficient need to satisfy
There are a select few chosen
to assuage the earthly desires of our religious community
To you Belle I confer this holy office
Thus not only will your sins be forgiven,
But you will swim in a sea of sensual pleasure.
Without incurrening the penalties of your intense emotions.
Oh who would have believed I could have been chosen for such pleasure
Sweet innocent, it will be for me to instruct you
It's time to lift the veil from the real character this man,
I do so with respect, but the truth must be told.
Father Ambrose was the living personification of lust
And he had planned the meeting of the two lovers
while he watched in hiding close by
Oh!
A beautiful thing, and an immense one too!
Stay a moment
If you continue to rub it so, I will spend
To spend? What is that Father?
To spend, to spend is to complete the act of loving
by a rich quantity of thick white fluid will escape from that thing
which you are now hold your hands.
Will this give you relief father?
Undoubtablly my darling.
What is the fluid called?
It has various names according to those that employ them,
but between you and I we shall just call it spunk
Spunk?
Spunk is the word I wish you to know it by.
You shall presently have a plentiful amount.
How must I receive it Father?
Instead of discharging my spunk into your tight little belly
What the extreme tightness of that little slit of yours would cause it to flow over abundantly
We will commence with the friction of your obedient fingers.
When you feel the approaches spasms,
you would have take as much as possible of the head of this affair between your lips
or I will then to scourge my raging spunk tll the last drop is expended
But you told me Father that the tightness of this little slit with make you spend
Oh what I will not give to fell that fierce thing in my belly,
to taste that spunk up in me
Enough Belle, I must have you
Remove everything that could interfere with our movements...
Finally she was his, and his alone
It was evident how much the beauty of the young Belle inflamed the sensual nature of the priest.
Despite his calling, Father Ambrose was in reality devoted to the pursuit of lecherous desires.
His animal instincts and his vigourous constitution made him resemble in body as in mind
the saytar of old.
And then Belle's clerical admirer buried himself within her
until the very hairs met.
My arms are around you, my weapon's all ready
I'm way up inside you
Ohh, give me the delicious thing up as far as you can
Come on Father
Father Ambrose!
This is against all rules and privileges
You know all such games shall be in common.
Yes I saw you walk through the keyhole
But you need now worry my dear, we won't hurt you.
Wont we? - All the same
Tell you what I've got
Only perhaps the delicious moss rose was too sweet for you my friend
Stay a moment
If you must haver her at least let her undress without tearing her clothes the pieces
Belle, It seems we all must share you
So we hear the coming instrument by united pleasure
Oh Father!
Oh it's so deep Father!
Oh, its swelling in you, its swelling.
Oh let me see your spunk
We shall see it soon enough
-Deeper, deeper -so deep so hot
Oh its so hot
Oh Father, of fuck that
Oh Father!
The moment I wanted you in confession
I've seen you and the sex and wanted you and now I have you
Belle, Belle deep with in you.
Ah, yes my child, yes, yes...
Oh, I spend!
Fleas are a bad measurers of size and space
and I forbear to give any exact dimensions of the weapon
on which Belle now cast her eyes.
Suffice to say it was gigantic
Will I ever get that great thing into my poor little person?
Don't worry my child. I will be careful.
I will be gentle.
However, youth is elastic, or so they say.
Father....
Oh, my daughter!, Oh I come!
Let us fuck some more.
Holy Moses!
Amen
If this beautiful child is to satisfy all three of us we must proceed in an order
For myself I do not care if I've come first or second but
As Ambrose spends like an ass I propse to pass first.
Certainly Clement must be content with the second or third place.
I went third last time I do not see why I must always go last
I claim second place.
Good. Let it be so. You have rose and will follow third.
I master Kamit it has a second visit
His enormous men will not only split her into two, it spoil all my pleasure
Ha! I will atack by the breach
Who follows me is of no consequence
There's a new experience I must now
instruct you in my daughter
But first you will find it more productive of pain than pleasure.
I know my duty Father
I'm one of the chosen ones
Oh! You're going in the wrong space!
I draw a veil over the scenes of lust which followed.
As I had a certain feeling of friendship as well as sympathy for the young girl.
Three days after these events,
Belle made her appearance in her uncle's drawing-room
and thus I found means to overhear the conversation
In short Ambrose went to her uncle
and related how he had discovered Bell and her young lover in Cupid's alliance
He well knew the character the man with whom he was dealing
Monsieur Verbouc's eyes had long been cast upon his niece.
They would share the prize between them.
There must be no silly resistance men
This good Father has sanctified the operation
And therefore I must possess
and enjoy your body
as your imprudent young companion has already done.
[Screaming indistinctly] You Cannot! You cannot! You Cannot!
You must be quite Belle!
You must indeed submit
I will enyjoy you by force if you do not allow me to do so otherwise.
Easy. Easy.
Fight, oh, come on!
There!, Oh your pretty legs!
I feel you, you exquisite calves.
Soft lucious thighs
May hold still little fool
-Are you going mad! Yes, Belle, I am mad
Mad with passion for you
Mad with fuck to posess you, to enjoy you
.. myself upon your body
Oh don't hurt me!
Never have I longed so ardently to contribute to the discomfort of another bloodsucker
I hopped to her rescue
I will spare you the dialogue that follows
It related only to female dogs with whom I share a close affinity
That night, I accompanied the unfortunate to her boudoir for a well-deserved rest
Our nerves not received a dreadful shock
I found a deliciously warm and secure retreat
amid the soft and tender moss of Belle
when at midnight,
I recognize the person of Monsieur Verbouc
Then follow a struggle in which both played a distinct part
The ravisher, fired by the difficulties of his conquest and Belle...
I sensed a change in her which she neither cared nor sought to analyze
No, No, Stop!
-Don't stop -Belle, young childlike and So lately innocent
had suddenly become a woman of violent passions.
Now she lusted for hump without limit or bounds of decency
Belle had a female friend, the daughter of a wealthy gentleman
A flea cannot well be supposed to describe human beauty even in those on whom they feed.
All I know is the Julia Delmont
was a luscious treat to me.
Her father was a man of means
Her mother was a weak simpleton who busied herself very little about her daughter,
or indeed, her husband
Monsieur Delmont was comparatively young, he was robust, he was fond of life,
And his tastes were decidedly lustful
Under these circumstances
it was no wonder this has eye should have fallen on the budding and beautiful figure
of his daughter's young friend
Belle, wiser and more experienced than most 14 year old girls
saw that he was only awaiting an opportunity to push matters to extremities
I have already related the character of Father Ambrose
So you will not be surprised to learn that he had determined that the young Julia would also be his
to accomplish this end he conceived the plot which I...
as a humble insect I've never known to be equal.
Accordingly Belle set to work to corrupt her young friend.
How she succeeded we show duly see.
Pardon me.
If I ravage Julia without preparation, I'll burst her parts.
I cannot take her first
I need the excitement of previous a copulation
An idea occurs to me.
Which gives me a violent erection just to think...
Put into pracice it would be the acme of lust, concequently of pleasure
Let me hear.
Well, Monsieur Delmont is amitus of our child here who is now sucking my weapon.
Now Belle, give me your attention.
Belle!
Belle, for the moment stop sucking my tool
-This is my plan - Let me hear
You will allow Delmont to declare himself and
suggest that for a certain sum to be agreed upon,
Your uncle will surrender his virgin niece
I hardly know about that
You will be sold to Delmont
You'll be allowed to take his fill of your charms in secrecy
He will behold the body,
utterly nude of a beautiful young girl and he shall enjoy her.
Now she shall not see him, nor he her
At least not the face, which shall remain concealed
I don't see the object.
We'll be no nearer our goal.
Don't you understand?
Monsieur Delmont shall violate his own daughter in place of Belle.
When he's fallen into our trap and informed of his incest,
and return for his daughter reward him with the real enjoyment
Oh sweet Belle
Belle's aunt, Madame Verbouc,
whom you met at the opening of my history,
occupied a chamber by herself.
Only 32 summers had passed over that Pious and devout head
And in spite of her piety,
she sometimes desired the more solid comforts of her husband Pierre's cock
Now it's so happened that on this particular evening,
Father Clement had posted himself near the house to watch a certain window
which he thought was that of the fair Belle
How vain are human calculations. While the forelorn Clement was approaching one chamber
The object of his desires was enjoying two lovers in another.
Belle?
Pierre!
Oh Pierre!
Pierre?
Oh? Pierre!
It was several days before poor Madame Verbouc was well enough to leave her bed
The shock to the delicate pussy have been dreadful
It was not long before Belle found herself within the mansion of Monsieur Delmont
And as lady luck would have it, or shall we say, as Belle expressly designed it
They were alone
Oh how rude you are! What a naughty thing
I cannot let you do that. Nobody must be allowed to touch that.
Not until they...
Not until they what, Belle?
Oh I must not tell you
I ought to have said nothing about
But by doing such a good thing you would forget
Forget what?
Oh, something my uncle oft told me.
What is it
Tell me
I dare not. besides ...
I do not understand what he means
I will explain it if you tell me what he said
Do you promise not to tell?
Certainly!
Well, uncle said, you must never let anyone put their hands there
And whoever does so must pay well for it.
Does he really say that?
Yes indeed. There are plenty of rich gentlemen who would pay well for what you want to do to me
And he says he's not stupid enough to loose it to chance.
Really?
What is man of business your uncle must be.
Oh yes, he is very fond of money.
I scaresly know what he means when he says he will sell my maidenhead.
It is possible.
What a man he must be.
What's a wonderful eye ...
.. for business you must have
An interruption occurred in the arrival of his own daughter Julia,
and reluctantly he had to release his companion.
Belle made a rapid excuse and went home,
leaving the events To take its check
Something in your eyes
The route taken by the fair young lady lay through a large meadow,
Where a cow and a bull were engaged in ahh, nothing frivolous.
But I am decided to let your imagination supply the details if that natural intimacy
Well I jumped ahead to two more pertinant beasts of the field.
Ah, imagination
Men's body is faulty, his mind untrustworthy, but his imagination has made him remarkable.
Oh my goodness, you wicked man!
Oh gum!
What were you doing with that long red thing?
Did you see what those ponies were doing in the meadow?
Yes I did, what were they doing it for?
Well, the boy wanted the girl and the girl wanted the boy
So they came together and fucked!
Let me put my hands up your clothes
Not now I'm in a hurry
Say when you will come again
Someday perhaps, but not now!
I must be getting home
Where do you live
Not far from here but if you try to follow me it will be the worse for you.
Why don't we fuck like the cows?
Tell me, have you ever fucked?
No. But I should like to
Don't you believe me?
Well then yes I have
Father and I fucked the girls together
You and your father?
Yes When we get the chance
You should see his fuck, all of God
Oh You don't seem a clever boy
Oh, but I know how to fuck now
Though I only had it once
You should see me
Who did you do it with?
A little girl of 14
Father and I both fucked her and split her up
-fourteen? -yes
I caught her, father caught me
So that he wanted his go and he made me hold her
You should see him fuck. Oh come what a frick mover
Thats father, aint he a horny one?
Ah, how do you?
I would like to fuck you
The boy would like to fuck you too
So stay and be fucked!
Oh! let me go. All right!
All right, all right!
I want you to see father's cock
You ought to see his cod too
See?
Oh gum!
Oh goodness, what is that you pouring into me?
That's the spunk that's what that is. Didn't I tell you he's a good in the fuck?
Goodness me your not going to put that into me are you?
I am though. Father rubs me I mean to fuck you
Oh, its dreadfully long. Its all way up my belly
Ain't she a beauty boy?
Oh give it to her boy!
Father, don't talk I can't fuck
What a tight little cunt she's got, ain't she boy!
I can't spend
Its so wrong of us. I jerk it so much that he misses it
Oh gum!
That was fun wasn't it
Didn't I tell you we were good in the fuck?
Yes, indeed
But you must let me go now
Alright
Everything has a moral,
if only you can find it
At length the day arrived the eventful morning broke,
when the beautiful Julia Delmont
was to lose that coveted treasure which is so eagerly sought on the one hand,
and often so thoughtlessly thrown away I found the other.
I know you have something to tell me Belle what is it?
Can't you guess?
Is it anything about father Ambrose?
Oh I feel so awkward when I see him now
and yet he told me there was no harm in what he did.
But what did he do?
Oh, he told me such things
and then he put his arm around my waist
and kissed me to the almost took my breath away.
He said and did a thousand things until I thought I was going out of my senses
Tell me some of them
Well how can I tell you?
He put his fingers down my dress,
making me feel as I had never felt before
I thought I was going to faint
-Did you like it? -Of course I did.
Come Julia, that was not all.
He did not stop there
Of course he didn't
But I can't tell you what he did.
Don't be sad child
Why not tell me everything
Well it seems so shocking, but if I must.
After he made me feel as if I were dying of a delicious shivering sensation,
he suddenly took my my hand
And placed it upon something that felt like child's arm
I saw a great red thing with a funny round purple top, like a plum.
This thing grew out from between his legs and it was covered below
with a great mass of curly hair.
He kept my hand upon it making me rub it over and over, over and over
It was so large and stiff and hot
I felt so frightened when I saw how his eyes glared
And his breathing grew hard and quick.
He reassured me and called me his dear child,
and made me fondle the stiff thing in my bosom.
He asked me to open my lips,
and rub the top between them
A mosture came at once upon my tongue and in an instant
a thick gush of warm fluid ran into my mouth.
I was still playing with it when the noise of a door opening oblidged the good Father to
put away what I had a hold of.
He said it is not for the common people to know what you know
or do what I permit you to do
His manner was so kind and obliging
And he made me think that I was quite different from all the other girls
But tell me Bell what is this mysterious news you have. I'm dying to know
Know then, that Father Ambrose has arranged for you to be initiated at once
He has provided for it here today
Oh I shall be so ashamed so dreadfully shy
Oh no my dear. All of that has been thought of.
Only Father Ambrose could have arranged everything so perfectly
You make me blush Belle.
But how?
It will be in a nice little chamber we have
You will be laid upon a bed
And your head will be concealed by a curtain,
so that only your naked body will be exposed
For shame, naked too?
Oh, Julia
My dear tender Julia
Evidently The plot was about to thicken,
because later on that day Monsieur Verbouc and his
dear friend and neighbor, Monsieur Delmont
agreed on a settlement.
One had sold his niece,
the other believe he had purchased that precious jewel, a maidenhead
The bargain was to be executed forthwith.
Monsieur Delmont was to take possession of that's delicious virginity had so longed to destroy
Only a door stood between Him and the victim of his lust
Who that victim really was he had not the remotest idea.
He thought only of Belle
Ye gods what what a sight the body of a young girl naked as the day she was born.
it would take several minutes to go over in detail
and discover all all the separate merits of each delicious limb
All indeed was there except the head. That member was conspicuous by its absence.
And then, oh then, the central spot of man's desire
When Nature loves to revel when she springs
and whither she returns unfurled.
The source.
Ladies and gentlemen I am only a flea
Yet, fleas have feelings, and what mine were when I saw that excited member
close to the pouty lips of Julia's moist slit
I will not attempt to describe
The sexual instincts of the male flea rose within me
and I closed my eyes
I longed,
yes I longed to be in Monsieur Delmont's place.
What? What is all this?
Oh heavens I made such a dreadful mistake!
Tell me for pity sake, what mistake?
-Who then is this? -Oh come!
Oh what I have done?
Speak you
Who is that?
It was not my fault!
How could I know it was you they brought here for me.
Not knowing I substituted Julia
Hush, she knows nothing of it. It was all a mistake.
A dreadful mistake and nothing more
If you are to support it, it was all my fault and not yours
I never thought for a moment that it was going to be you.
Was very unkind of them not to have told me.
What if they should find out? What if they should find out?
Oh my goodness!
What is this?
Oh my monsiur, be gentle with me.
Oh my goodness how you touch me
Oh heavens!
What are you doing?
Hush! Do not incriminate yourself
Better suffer than ... there is such a thing as incest.
O man of lust
Here is the state in which we found your daughter
What if she should be found with child?
We must prevent that at all cost.
Nothing less that a second emission from another man can make such a thing positively safe
She shall have it.
That is certain
After you
Mine at last
To avoid a repetition of the violent emotions which overwhelmed
the actors in this monstrous scene
I jump ahead to the calmer moments when our attention was directed to Monsieur Delmont
You see Delmont,
there is pleasure
in the line of duty
If Father Ambrose and I had had not...
There is no knowing what problem might have followed.
-Nothing like.. -doing the right thing
Eh Delmont?
I don't know
I feel ill
I mean... kind of a dream
I don't I don't
I don't doubt your friendship,
your secrecy.
Look I am still excited
I...
I don't know I don't know what I want
My friends,
what am I to do?
Thanks for the girl
Monsieur Delmont and his lolling love lance
were apparently overcome with wine or women or possibly both
And they subsided into a corner and appeared to be dozing
A thousand pleasantries now took place
Father Ambrose who's sensual character thoroughly predominated owned one other weakness,
and that's was preaching
On this occasion he delivered the sermon which I found impossible to follow
So I went to sleep in Belle's armpit until he finished.
Stop a moment
Shall I change with you my friend?
The dear's lovely
On no, I cannot stop
I can only go on as I am
This dear child is perfect
Eh, Delmont?
When in trope the bottoms a madien?
A velvet derriรจre
Come my friend. Now it's your turn.
Here's a treat for you
Try some of this
What is the matter with you?
He's dead
and so he was. Monsieur Delmont has paid his debt to nature as the phrase goes.
Sudden death is so common.
I suppose it was due to organic deterioriation of some sort.
As for me I went about as usual,
except that for a change I fancy Julia's legs
They had a more pungent flavor than Belle's and I accordingly bled them.
And what would be more natural than the Julia should pass
much of her time with her dear friend, Belle.
Oh I thought I would die when father when Father Ambrose
pushed that great big thing of his up into my little belly.
And then when he finished...
Hush
Holy massive prince
What does he want?
Don't be alarmed. He won't eat us.
Or maybe he will
We shall soon see what he wants.
What is it possible? A double treat?
Delightful
The shame Father Clement coming in here without permission
Shall I go then
You can stay now that you're here
The orgies of that lascivious night, are past my powers of description
The dawn alone put an end to the monstrous scene of debauchery.
But while such things were passing in the house
A very different sort was approaching the Chamber of Monsieur Verbouc.
When three days afterwards,
Ambrose return from an absence to find his friend and fellow conspirator at the point of death
His widow, never very intellectual began to develop symptoms of insanity
And she perpetually called for the priest
When an aged Father was summoned,
the good lady denied he could be a priest and demanded the one with the big tool.
You aren't the priest I asked for
I wanted the priest that I asked for.
You aren't he!
Bring him to me
You are not the one I wanted
Bring me the one that I wanted! Where is he?
Give him to me
The language and behavior having scandalized all
She was later incarcerated in an asylum and there continued to rave for the big prick.
Belle left without protectors,
readily leant an ear among other orifices, to the solicitations of dear Father Ambrose
and was persuaded to take the veil.
Julia I was determined to share her friend's fate,
and so on the same day both girls were received into the arms of the holy mother church
Both took the vows of chastity.
How their vows of chastity were kept,
it is not for me a humble flea to expand upon.
I only know that after the the ceremony was over
both girls were privately conveyed to a monastery
where 14 priest eagerly awaited them with tilted cassocks
Shocked by such a sight,
and appalled beyond measure by visions of the orgy which would surely follow,
I fled
I never stopped until I put some miles between myself and the actors of this hateful drama
And if it is out of my power as a flea to point tomorrow,
it is not beyond my ability to choose greener pastures
I emigrated as many are doing who although they are not fleas are nevertheless
as I reminded you in the beginning of my tale,
BLOODSUCKERS!
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