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What are you wearing, mom?

I don't know if you like it. Um,

I'm just starting to... You need to go put on some clothes, mom.

No.

You should enjoy it on my body.

I'm trying to enjoy South Park right now.

Not every mother looks like this.

What are you bringing South Park for?

Well, we're celebrating.

And what are we celebrating?

Well, me, of course.

You? I mean, yeah, you're a wonderful mom, but... Oh, come on, sweetie.

Drink up.

It'll be fun.

We're going to have some fun together, okay?

And what do you call fun?

I don't know.

What are you doing?

What?

Oh my, you are much bigger than I remember.

I have grown up a lot.

Yeah, well, oh honey, don't fight it.

You know you want your mommy.

That's such a weird thing to say to somebody.

No, it's not.

Just enjoy it. Relax.

Enjoy your mother's sexy body.

Can't be doing this. Oh, slowly can.

Your mother has me being old.

And your father can't always take care of me.

Speaking of, doesn't he come home soon?

Oh, your father has.

Oh, yeah.

Say that, baby.

You know that.

I can't believe how big you've gotten.

I'm just gonna take a little leave

This is a baby's butt.

And now you won't get to see them too.

I can't really say enough.

I'm just worried about it.

Nobody has to know. That would be our little secret.

Oh my god.

Oh, I don't know how to do this.

I had no idea it would be so good.

Mmm.

Oh my god it's so amazing.

I can't wait to feel that in my pussy

You

want

mommy's pussy don't you?

Oh my God.

Oh God.

I can't wait to get down.

Big.

Oh yeah, it feels great.

Oh my gosh, it's just so deep.

Oh, your face is so wet. I know.

I need to let you come.

who watch my videos.

Hmm.

I know you want to cum so bad, don't you?

Can I go back to watching South Park now, Mom?

Are you serious?

My dad.

Hi.

What are you doing, Mom?

I'm looking for my medicine.

What?

Uh, well, I have something on my phone.

Okay. Yeah, it was in a room the other day. Mm -hmm. I kept it propped up, and

the record button was on.

So, kind of, it was a fly on the wall, pretty much everything that was going

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

No, I don't believe you. I don't know what you're talking about.

It's right here. I have it all saved and everything.

Actually, I could send it to Dad.

No.

You're kidding me.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Do you have nothing?

It's in HD.

What?

Let me see. Do you think Dad would like to see it?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You just have nothing.

No nothing.

I just don't know why you don't do that to me.

Yeah, you do.

I'm talking about this.

You're my son.

Why are you... I know, but my cock has been neglected.

Okay, well... I saw here that you've been giving plenty of attention.

So, yeah.

No, you did not.

That's what I've been talking about.

Wow, you finally figured it out.

It's your tape.

You are my son.

Yeah, I know that.

I'm going to do something with that.

I think that you've already done plenty of stuff, so I think it would be alright

if you did anything right now.

No, I don't owe anything to you right now.

Why would I do this to you?

It's not going to get hard itself.

Well, I don't owe anything to you.

Why should I do this to you? You're my son.

This is weird, isn't it?

I don't think so.

No?

I don't know about that.

I don't think you would really send it to dad.

Trust me, I would.

Mothers don't normally do this to their sons.

Don't be shy.

Well, you know, mothers don't normally do this to their sons, so, you know,

kind of awkward, I guess.

Are you really going to make me do this?

Yes, I know.

I think a girlfriend or something.

You know that girl down the street? She's really cute.

Yeah. Way too young.

I didn't know you liked invisible much older.

I can get her number for you or something.

It's just weird.

Well, I'm not going to go fuck around with those girls down the street when I

have a perfectly hot mom like you here at the house.

I just keep strutting my cock. Get it hard.

Yeah, but I don't know. She's so much cuter than me.

Stop fucking around.

What are you doing now?

Here.

Is that not good enough for you?

Is this like blackmail?

Why are you making me suck your dick?

That's the agreement.

I know.

I've not made any such agreement.

You can go deeper than that. I saw you.

I can't believe you're blackmailing your own mother.

Oh my gosh.

Why are you being so mean to your own mother?

Not that bad.

Imagine how bad dad would be.

Better not tell him.

Mother, what can I have done for you?

Don't tell your mother to shut up.

I can't believe you.

Oh, what are you thinking?

You obviously are not thinking.

Obviously not thinking straight.

I'm not telling you.

Fuck in your ass.

I can't believe it came all over my face

I think she's going to like this cake.

Yeah, she's going to love it.

She loves pink. She loves chocolate chip cookies.

I think I heard her in her room, so we'll just surprise her.

We'll open the door.

Surprise, mom.

What are these, trick candles?

There you go.

What the hell?

Get it?

He's gonna love it.

Hey mom, happy birthday. What the hell?

What the hell's going on in here?

We got you a cake and you're fucking bruised?

Don't you blow out your cake candles

It's

really it's really not what you think like what do you mean? It's not what we

think like I don't know. I just got out of this hour and then you just flipped

and fell on his dick Well, like no, I didn't look like that Looking at your

birthday doesn't mean that you can do everything you want to do. Come on.

I don't know. You're just giving me a birthday present, so... That was a hell

a birthday present.

Sorry, guys.

I think you need all three sons.

For my birthday?

Yeah.

Really?

That's a good idea.

I don't think you have much of a choice.

Don't you think it's kind of awkward?

I mean, you are my son.

They already fell off doing it.

We weren't doing it. It's not that awkward.

I don't know.

You're my sons. I mean... Do you really think so?

All three of you at the same time?

All three?

Yep. Do you think I can handle this? I don't know, but you're going to find

Too late now.

Wait, wait a minute.

No.

I just like how it gets on first.

We're going to use all three of them.

Don't ask me if you...

What's me and my ass?

Look at what it's done to me.

What are you doing?

You stick my dirty coffee in your mouth.

I thought you were ready to say stop.

I don't think I've said no yet, have I?

I wonder if you can fit all three at the same time.

All right, Kyle, you get on your back.

What?

What? You get on your back. Mommy, sit on a stick.

So what, like a 45?

Oh, my God, I can't believe I'm going to do this.

No, no, sit up, sit up.

Oh my gosh.

You really think this is gonna happen?

Like, really? Then you can take all three?

Grab my butt cheek and pull it back.

Pull it back toward you.

But we have a lot more to go.

You can't say much with your mouth full and all your holes full, huh mom?

Best birthday ever.

Just relax the jaw and swallow the cock.

Over feet.

Oh, my gosh.

She likes it.

We'll let you know when we're done

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe you did this. You're still getting a pussy. You're still

a dirty pussy.

Oh, gross, Mom.

Oh, you guys are the dirty ones.

I can't believe you're letting Kyle do that. You're going both holes.

Oh, back in your ass.

Oh my gosh.

Mom, you're such a slut.

Look at that gaping asshole.

Oh, mom, your asshole is gaping. Oh, it's not normal.

Yeah, you're right. That isn't normal.

Oh, my body's never going to be the same.

Your sons are never going to be the same.

I didn't know you guys were so dirty.

We didn't know you were so dirty.

I'm just going to abuse mom.

Well, let's have that cake now.

I'm just sucking my dirty pack.

Too late now.

Oh, my face.

Oh, did you mess up my makeup?

Don't worry about that right now. Oh, my

God.

I really thought I raised you boys better than that.

Take advantage of your poor old mother.

I'm going to come again.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

Make your mommy come, too.

Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

I want to.

Come on.

My tits. You've got my balls, bro.

Come with me.

Come.

I know you want to.

Feel your warm cum all over.

Show me the dirty boy that you are.

Frosting on the cake.

Oh, my birthday cake.

There's one more.

You know where that's going.

Oh, my gosh. I'm already covered.

Exactly. A square inch in my body.

Oh, more.

I think this one has to get in you.

Inside? Inside of my pussy?

if I get pregnant?

What if?

That's like incest.

Oh my gosh.

I can't believe how much cum is all over me.

Oh my gosh.

That's everywhere.

I ain't really gonna cum with my pussy. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Did you just hear about this?

washing machines, mom.

Oh my goodness. This one's a hell of a birthday present, I tell you what.

You know what the good news is?

You can go eat your cake.

The biggest slut mom on the planet.