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I'll be pretty when you want me. I'll be pretty.

I'll be pretty when you want me. I'll be pretty.

You know I'm right for you.

I'll be pretty when you want me. I'll be pretty.

I'll be ready

with me alone

to be

Dream with me.

My loneliness will be.

With me, oh, my love, my love, my love

That gets you three to five, you know.

These are great.

Why didn't you tell me you had a new line?

Still in preliminary. They're going to be debuting next month.

Trying to keep a low profile to the big unveiling.

You know, I might be free this evening.

If you'd like to, I don't know, have dinner.

Get a movie.

I can get you drunk.

Try everything in my power to make you my love slave.

You know these, I mean, aren't these lacy designs?

What? No.

Hardly.

Completely different.

What do they look like? You can't copyright lace bras and panties,

These aren't just everyday G -strings.

You've got bustiers that look... How a bustier has and will always look?

Not exactly reinventing the wheel here.

What are you suggesting?

They do look awfully similar.

So do Ford's and Chevy's, and you know why?

Because they're both cars.

But the interpretation's different.

So is mine.

What, you think I'd steal your friend's design?

Why would I?

Because they're good.

So is mine.

I've been in this business a hell of a lot longer than lately.

So be careful who you're accusing.

That almost sounds like a threat.

Come on, of course it isn't. I didn't mean it like that.

Look, let's talk about this later, alright?

Yeah. Okay?

What you doing?

Trying to set up modeling appointments.

Well, turn that frown upside down.

Remember, modeling is all about happy, happy, not frowny, frowny.

Jeffrey, I do own a gun, you know.

How very butch of you.

That son of a bitch?

He did what?

How can this happen? I thought you said I could trust him.

Christ, do you have any idea how badly this could hurt me?

Oh, the drama. Yes, Marilyn, I'm sure you're sorry. I'm not blaming you.

What are you going to do?

Hey, are you two planning on killing somebody? Because I think Stephanie

help. Fine.

Fine. Yeah, I'll meet you in an hour.

All right.

That son of a bitch. I'm going to kill him.

Who?

Ian. The asshole stole my designs.

Gee, what a shocker.

I told you. I told you.

Don't say it. Well, he hasn't seen the urban stuff, right?

Those designs are rough.

Christ, what am I going to do?

Don't worry, hon.

Everything will work itself out.

No, it won't. Not this time.

I'm buried in debt. Those designs, they were my absolute last hope.

Now they're gone.

I should get a gun.

Killing yourself won't help.

I don't even want to think about cleaning up the mess.

Not for me, for Ian.

Oh, talk to Stephanie.

Oh, Steph.

Where is everyone?

Eh, long story.

So, uh, manning the fort?

Huh?

Oh, um, yeah, actually, I'm just, I'm looking for a modeling agency.

Not going well, huh?

No, actually, I did find one agency that was interested.

That's great.

Yeah, the Kit Kat Nude Modeling Agency.

Getting a little desperate here.

Well, think about it this way. It's less changing time, right?

Yeah, I don't know.

I ought to be going.

Are you all right?

Sure. Why?

I don't know. You're acting weird.

Like, weirder than usual, even.

It's nothing.

Uh -huh.

Listen, look, I mean, I like you. I like you.

Really, you're great.

Wonderful, actually.

But... That bad on... I

don't want to hurt you. No, I mean... Oh, God, please, stop.

What? All right, look.

We had sex.

It was fun. Enough said.

So you're really not mad?

Don't flatter yourself, honey. And how you ever get a second date is beyond me.

I think I'm more of a one -date kind of guy.

Yeah? And I bet you also convince yourself it's because you don't want to

commit.

What do you mean?

All right, look.

You've got a great short game. I'll give you that.

When it comes down to it, making it with you is kind of like eating Chinese

food. It's great going down, but it's just not that filling.

So you're not attracted to me anymore?

Oh, I didn't say that.

No, I had an itch, and it got scratched.

So thank you.

I know what this is. You're doing the whole reverse psychology thing on me,

right?

Oh, yeah.

Because a psych degree is certainly what's needed to crack the code that is

Cody.

You know, maybe before I was a bit quick to...

What I mean is, if ever you get another itch... Are we talking my

itch or yours?

All right, cowboy.

See what you got.

Oh, and remember, the key is to scratch slowly.

I thought you were working.

Yeah, well, it's this or the Kit Kat modeling agency, so who's going to

me?

I don't know what they're missing.

Good bird.

I'm kidding.

We're busy.

Fuck.

Please get up.

You still achieve?

I go to Ian to invest in my work and the fucker steals it.

This is my fault.

Listen, I've got about $5 ,000 in savings. You could... No.

Please. It's not your fault.

I could make a rumor to some of the other magazines, let them know Ian's

stealing your designs.

Will they believe you?

Yeah, maybe.

But...

But there's no real upside for you.

He's established, and I guarantee you he wouldn't have gone ahead with these if

he didn't have some kind of fake proof to back it up.

And killing him is out of the question?

Nothing's off the table.

I say we just forget about it.

What? It's one of your older designs anyway. What about our new Metro line?

is he talking about?

I've got some new design.

We? We have some new design for the Metro woman.

Are they hot?

They're hotter than Marilyn Monroe in the White House while Jackie's away.

But they're not ready yet. Sure they are.

They're just sketches.

Where am I going to get the money for fabric and materials?

Look, this is all my fault.

No, it's not. Yes, it is, and we both know it.

I will find you the money you need. I promise.

How?

I don't know. I'm making it up as I go. But trust me, I will get the financing

you need, even if I have to... screw half of New York to do it. She must be

referring to the half she hasn't already screwed.

Hello?

Hi, Rick.

Sure, what's up?

Are you all right?

I just... I can't believe Eden would do this to me.

You liked him?

No, not really.

Admired him?

Hardly. Used him?

Pretty much.

Well, then, he just did the same.

I knew there was a reason why I didn't like you.

So, the new boy toy is kicking it into high gear.

He's not a boy toy, and yet... Um, he's a fireman. That qualifies for boy toy

status.

I invited him over for dinner tonight.

That's great, isn't it?

Yeah, I haven't told Jason.

And why would you?

I have to agree with Fairy Dust over here.

It's not like the two of you are exclusive. Not to mention he screws

that walks. And crawls. Or bends over.

Got it. Thanks.

Jesus. Listen to the two of you.

Marilyn's all worried because she's screwing one guy, you're feeling guilty

screwing two of them.

It's a pretty sad day when the queer living in sin is the only one without

guilt.

Well then, to a new start without regrets.

The new Metro line.

And to all the men that Marilyn's going to have to screw to finance it.

So Charlie brings out the ladder, right?

And this lady's so distracted by what's going on down the street, she doesn't

even notice I snuck up behind her.

So I reach out, grab her, pull her off the ledge.

Hey, are you listening?

Sure.

What's wrong?

For 20 minutes you've been moving your foot around your plate.

That bad, huh?

Oh, sorry.

I had a rough day.

You want to talk about it?

Eh, it ripped off.

Spit that out. That's your guy.

Yeah, Ian.

He's going to buy my line and expand my company.

Forget it. I'm sorry.

I know I've been in terrible company tonight.

Yeah, well, last time we were together, I ran off to put out a fire.

It's always something.

Looking better at it.

Pretty good at it the first time.

That's not what I mean.

Yeah, I know.

Listen, there's one thing I, um... I'm not really looking for a relationship

right now.

Is this about Jason?

Yeah.

No.

I'm swamped at work.

I just want to keep things light, you know?

So you don't want to talk about work, and you don't want a relationship.

Just out of curiosity, what do you want?

I guess I want something in my life to be easy.

Oh, believe me, I'm easy.

That's not what I meant.

You sure?

If you're not hungry, and you don't want to talk, that really only leaves one

option on the table.

Charades?

You.

Oh, really?

Don't be afraid.

I'll take the clouds away.

I'll heal your pain.

I'll be there to carry you.

With the wings of nature.

I'll be there to cover you.

We can fly away together.

You

can

always kill me.

I'm not a child.

So I went over there to break it off with her.

Next thing you know, it's all over me. I mean, I tried to tell her I just wanted

to be friends.

Oh, of course.

That I didn't want to get into anything, you know, too serious.

Cut it off clean. Who wants to be in a relationship with a baby like that?

But then, she pulls this reverse psychology on me.

I hate it when they do that.

I think she really has got a thing for me.

Poor girl.

It's kind of sad, really.

She is nice.

Sure.

And she's hot.

Smoking.

But... But you're young and there's plenty of fish in the sea.

That's what I'm saying.

It's all that needs to be said.

So I'm going to have to break it to her.

Here's your chance.

A little on the pathetic side.

I'll be gentle.

Be the kind of man your mother would want you to be in a situation like this.

I'll treat her like a real lady.

Hey, man.

You look good.

Oh, Cody.

Listen, this really isn't... Listen, I should have broke it off before.

And... It's not your fault.

It's mine.

What are you talking about? I'm sorry, but following me at the bar is just a

little... Who's that?

Somebody I met online.

Seems nice.

Hey, Sophia.

Frank.

Sophia. You look even more beautiful in person.

Who's this?

Oh, that's just Cody.

He's just a friend.

Nice to meet you, Cody.

Yeah.

You too.

I guess we'll see you later, Cody.

Yeah, see you later, Sophia.

I meant to do that.

I'm all out of booze.

Hope water's okay.

Oh, that's perfect. Thanks, Sophia.

So, pretty name, by the way.

Oh, um, thanks.

Yeah, my mom named me after Sophia Loren.

Hmm.

Hi, this is Stephanie.

Leave your number and I'll call you back.

Hey, Stephanie.

Just wanted to make sure you got home all right. That Frank guy.

Total whack job.

So, Stephanie.

Yeah.

Oopsie.

Sorry, my first time. No kidding.

My name's Mike. My dad named me after Michelangelo.

Cute.

So, Mike, would you say round two?

Absolutely.