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I'll be free when you want me, I'll be ready I'll be free when you want me,

I'll be ready

I'll be ready.

Well, if it isn't the return of the West Side Yeti.

You look cold.

Yeah? I don't think I'll ever be warm again.

I can't understand the urge to go camping. I mean, if God intended us to

the woods, he wouldn't have invented indoor plumbing. You know what I'm

Yeah, kind of, but the Romans actually invented the indoor plumbing. Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I knew there was a reason I liked them. I mean, besides the gladiator

outfits.

I think I'm desung.

Yeah, let's face it, sugar. I mean, you're just not really cut out for

tents and roasting weenies.

You're much more the type of girl to curl up in front of a pre -war fireplace

with a snifter of cognac.

I like Rick, but I think I'm going to pass on getting the Eagle Scout badge.

How's the sack?

I haven't gotten there.

What?

Timing wasn't right.

There is no way I'm getting butt naked in a freezing cold tent.

Nice hair.

Would you like a cocktail?

Guess not.

Sorry, no time.

We could see us wearing clothes if you prefer.

I seem to remember that having a quickie was your idea.

Yeah, but there's quick and there's deep lightning.

No.

That actually sounds kind of erotic.

No, I don't mind skipping lunch, but do you think I could make time for dessert?

Do you have any whipped cream in the house?

We can kill two birds with one stone.

And those birds are saying cheap, cheap.

Not cheap.

Impress for time.

It was great.

It was kind of a blur, actually.

Well, uh... We'll have to do it again sometime.

Um, we were in such a hurry, I didn't get a chance to ask.

Have you made any progress on the financing for Lazy Summers?

Can we, uh... Can we discuss that later?

How much later?

Big meeting in 20 minutes.

We'll talk soon.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Sheesh.

What do I tell Lacey?

Hmm.

That's a doodler.

Lair.

Textbook.

Black leather upholstery.

Class screen, TV.

Home entertainment set up.

Camera equipment.

It suits me.

You want to go get changed?

You provide the lingerie, right?

Right.

You can take your pick from any of these.

All brand new.

Never worn.

I hope this works.

I'd really like to help Lacey if I can.

Your buddy's perfect.

Do tell.

I mean, for lingerie modeling.

Make a choice.

A little girly for you, though.

I have my moment.

Here, drop the snaps.

Think we can do headshots today, too? I have an audition next week.

Congratulations. But not today. I don't have time.

Plus, we'd need to give you a totally different look.

I'd have to set up new lighting.

Okay.

You know, it's a good thing you like women.

Why?

I might be tempted to take advantage.

How?

Run a finger down the center of your back. Are you saying I have a nice

bone structure?

Mm -hmm. Hey, knock yourself out.

You have nice hands.

Strong, but soft.

Thanks. I think this is too small.

See what I mean?

Like oysters on a half shell.

Look what we're going for here.

We'll find something that fits.

How about a more traditional piece?

Two straps.

Two cups.

Hooks in the bag.

How about you take some shots like this?

For Lacey?

Personal use.

Lipstick lesbians love this stuff.

You gonna post them on your Facebook page?

Maybe.

In my next life, I'm coming back as a lesbian.

All right, well, thank you very much for your time.

Yeah, we have a killer lingerie line for spring. It would be great portfolio

material.

All right, well, call us if she changes her mind.

Thanks.

What do you think about fuchsia for this design?

Well, I like any color that spells fuchsia.

But I think lemon yellow would work best here.

You're right.

More contrasty background for the graffiti.

Only problem is yellow looks best on dark skin.

Any word yet on Tanya Mabry?

Yeah, well, we're not running a charity either.

Okay, thank you very much.

Is that a booking agent?

Owie, owie.

Yeah, I really hope we're going to be able to book some talent in time for

show.

Maybe Vanessa will be our salvation.

That's one girl.

We're going to need at least five.

And good models expect to get paid.

Marilyn swears her investor's going to come through.

We'll have money in a week.

This is so humiliating.

Thank you guys for hanging with me.

I'm there for you, Lacey.

Paycheck or no paycheck, I'll never abandon you. Not while there's breath in

this body.

Thanks, Jeffrey.

Maybe now would be a good time to start the mail line?

Now?

I can barely afford to pay models of one gender.

And we're going to double the number I have to hire?

Oh, I know some hotties that'd model on spec.

We've had this conversation before.

A gay line of lingerie has a limited market.

What's gay about wanting to nestle your junk in fine, form -fitting fabric?

I just answered my own question, didn't I?

What I mean is, straight guys are bored of tighty -whities.

They want variety, too.

If we devoted 20 % of our new line to men's underwear, it could create more of

buzz.

Why not?

Yes.

And maybe we could design the men's line together.

I'd be honored.

Well, now that I've saved your creative ass, could you spot me a hundred? Steph

and I are going to happy hour and she drinks like a fish.

Over there.

Then when can you afford labels?

Since I was a lowly model that made $2 ,000 a day instead of a fabulous

designer. I can't afford to pay her employees.

That's okay.

It's only a week. And I think I've gone that long without food before.

Never that long without alcohol.

That's all I have.

Thanks, Mom.

You coming with?

Yeah, I think I'm going to stay here and have a glass of wine, read a book.

I'm really tired since the camping trip.

Small slim.

Have fun.

Goodbye.

Ready for this light?

The man in your life isn't trouble enough.

Except you.

Hi. Hi.

Have you recovered yet?

I'm fine.

Only left three toes to frostbite.

I'm kidding. Come on. Want some wine?

Sure.

Well, that's around 500 exposures. We should be able to find something we

Hey.

What's all this?

Hmm?

You're so intense.

Were you in the army or something?

I used to be a photojournalist.

I covered Kosovo, Afghanistan, spent some time in Iraq.

For real?

I used to think showing people what war really looked like could make them see

how senseless it was.

Doesn't seem to have worked out that way, though, huh?

Yeah.

Takes more than a few pictures to change the world, huh?

And now you photograph hot women in sexy lingerie?

Think I'm a fella?

No. I don't judge.

Anyway, I think taking sexy pictures is life -affirming.

I like that.

So, things are working out for you?

Yeah, I mean...

I love living with Lacey, and I just got an agent. And I have an upcoming

audition, so things are really looking up.

Meeting any nice girls?

I'm not 100 % lesbo, you know.

No, I didn't know.

I like men too, I just... I find them so controlling and possessive.

Lacey got really lucky with you.

Thanks.

So, this... open relationship you guys have.

I could never imagine Josie letting me go camping with some hunky babe.

Excuse me?

You know, Lacey and that hunky fireman?

Oh.

I thought you knew.

Lacey is absolutely free to do whatever she wants.

That's the definition of open, right?

Right.

You know what I think?

a natural.

You tell the story with your eyes.

This is more your thing, isn't it?

Roof over your head, steam heat, nice wine?

Truthfully, yes.

I hope I haven't turned you off of camping.

Oh? We need to get you set up with the right gear.

Your boots are great for Manhattan, but they won't cut it upstate.

Make sure you're suited up properly next time.

Next time?

No, no next time.

Um, well... My friend's got a cabin.

Bed?

Indoor plumbing?

Even has a fireplace.

That sounds like my kind of bluffing it.

It's about yourself.

Some might even say gorgeous.

by the real fire.

Thank you.

Bullseye.

You're a ringer. Yeah, I used to play with my dad.

Not touching that one.

All right, your turn.

Bullseye?

Bullshit. You didn't even hit the board.

I hit the eye of the bull that was humping your bull from behind.

Hmm, um, bulls don't hump other bulls.

They do on my ranch.

Oh, hey, Cody, you made it. Hey, guys.

Hey, cowboy.

Who?

Yeah, that's a kind of wild west sort of name thing, right, Cody?

Yeah, you're right. I never thought about it before.

Buffalo Bill Cody.

Yeehaw. How long have you guys been here?

Um, okay, well, so we're a little ripped.

But that doesn't actually mean that you're not cute, because I have actually

thought so before.

Sober.

Thanks,

I guess.

And so, like, how come you never hit on me?

I hear you're quite the swordsman. Oh, God, you are embarrassing.

Back off.

Cody, won't you do me, please?

You're so cute.

Why? She wasn't mad at me.

I was speaking for myself.

I think I better throw back a few, but I'm going to hang out with the two of

you. That way we can both try to hit on him.

Hey.

Hello?

Yeah, I'll be there soon.

No problem.

Three alarm at 63rd and Lex.

They're shorthanded at the station.

Oh.

I'll call you later.

Stay safe.

I will.

Promise? Do we feel bad about dumping Jeffrey?

Not unless you want to reimburse me $10.

What?

Yeah, we had a little wager going about who could get you in the set.

You made a bet on me?

I thought I was the only one that did shit like that.

I must say, I'm glad I won the bet.

To be honest with you, you didn't have much competition.

No?

I like Jeffrey and all, but it's not the way I roll.

Really?

I hate this part.

Yeah. I like it, but I hate it.

I'm spotted. I'm gone.

Help.

There we go.

All right. What are you doing?

I can do this.

You're doing fine.

It's your turn. There we go.

How's that?

My neighbors are going to be mad.

Is your bed ready?

I don't know.

Let's go to bed.

Okay.

I'm stronger than you.

This is nice.

Not bad.

Shut up.

Shut up.

You okay?

I'm a gem.

You come here often?

Love it.