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Dude, how's this work now?

I mean, you said you got it on there. It's gonna be perfect.

Like, how's it work? Dude, we're gonna... You're just asking... We're

pretend like we're polling people. Okay, since it's presidential election. Yeah.

Right. Dude, we're gonna get hot chicks, dude. Hi.

Hello. My name's Justin, and I was doing a poll for Obama 08, and I was

wondering if you were interested in doing a survey.

You're leaning towards McCain.

Now, why are you doing that?

Um, well, because he's...

Thank you.

Yeah, but, you know, Obama would be able to fix a lot of things that are wrong

with the country, like the war in Iraq and the economy. No, no, I'm going to go

with McCain.

You sure can.

You know, this is real important information that I have to get. You

election is only 36 days away. Yeah, but it's really hot out here.

Well, you know, we do have, I could actually do this poll survey back at our

polling station. It's only a block away, and it's got AC, and we give you

desserts and drinks. strength, and it's not a bad deal.

I don't know. How long is it going to take? It doesn't take long at all. You

know, we just go over the statistics real quick with you and show you what

real deal is.

You know what I mean? All right, but there's nothing that's going to change

mind. Okay, that's fine. We'll just have you do the poll and show you what the

real statistics are, and maybe we can switch you over to the wave of the

Vote for the black man.

Okay, well, let's do the poll and see what you think after you see the

statistics. All right. All right?

Okay, very cool.

Well, we're right here, so if you want to jump in, you can go with that.

All right.

So do you really have a good sense why you like McCain better than Obama?

Well, the last time I checked, he was white, so, you know, I'm sorry. That's

way I grew up.

Well, you know, you're right.

He's white.

You know, but maybe that's the reason why we're in the situation we are with

financial and the economy and wars.

I honestly just cannot see what a black man can offer me. I'm sorry.

Well, you know, I think he might be able to switch some of the things that are

wrong with this country today.

Black men have been able to switch things.

Well, I don't think that he's going to win. The last time I checked the polls,

McCain is definitely going to win. So maybe that's not going to count anyways.

Well, you know, I have a pole that says that he's not, to tell you the truth.

Really? Yeah, and it's a pretty big pole.

Yeah, it's going to have to be a really big pole.

Well, it is a big pole. I can show you if you'd like.

All right.

big hole.

And that's much bigger than the white holes, right?

Yeah, I guess so.

See, this is one thing that McCain can't offer you. It's right here.

The pole of a black man is always going to succeed.

Hmm. Let's see about that. You want to check it out? Yeah.

Yeah. I thought you might be interested in the pole that I have.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

You do good work.

I might even be able to get you on the campaign here.

Yeah? Yeah.

We do really good work.

Have you ever been an intern?

No. Yeah?

Interested? Maybe.

Yeah?

I think you might have the right assets for it.

Shit.

That's it.

That's it, sweetheart.

Obama 08.

Maybe you can work me out at my desk here a little bit.

Obama campaign just fine.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know, it's real hard campaigning against a white man.

Yeah. If we have a white girl with us, then things would be a little bit

I don't know if I can help you out with that.

Oh, yeah.

I know you can.

You're definitely a demon.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

It's making me horny. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

It's making me feel wet.

You are good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm starting to change. Oh,

God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, lay on that back.

Lay on that back.

Oh, shit.

Who do you think you're going to vote for?

I think I changed my mind.

I can definitely see what a black man has to offer.