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What about here?

This access door to the wiring system.

Somebody could tuck a device down there and nobody would ever notice it. That's

E section.

The dogs are going to go through there, Lieutenant.

Okay, so the dogs are going to go through there. Then I want you and

go through there after the dogs go through there, okay? Now let's go. We

a six o 'clock at 4 .30 now.

Anything? Nothing so far.

Well, dial them over to that section down there. Right.

Larry, what's that behind that wall over there?

Looks like the heart of the switching system.

Let's get an x -ray unit up here. I want to get some shots of this.

Okay, Crocker.

You hop out and check out the crowd.

Right, Lieutenant. I'll get some photos.

Detectors and he thinks as they want. Better take the man like Hackett to

a bomber like that. Well, he's not just a bomber anymore. Last week's explosion

makes him a murderer.

The janitor died?

Yeah. Fred Craven.

A freaky kid who thought a novel way to make money was to get a job. What he

didn't know is while he's cleaning out these toilet bowls, he should have been

wearing an armored suit. Excuse me, Lieutenant.

Well, here are the x -ray shots.

Boy, we got ourselves a beauty, all right.

Looks like an ordnance textbook.

I'd say about five sticks of dynamite. Right.

Detonator. Battery.

What's this?

That's the weenie.

From what I can see of it inside the box in here, I'd say it's an induction

coil. What's that thing do? It's a magnetic device. It fits when a metal

goes through the field, see?

Would you solve how?

With these.

Taped surgical instruments.

What about an anti -disturbance device?

You see anything there?

I don't. It's like a chess game.

He moves the pawn, you move the bishop. He moves the queen, you do too. In the

meantime, this whole damn city's in checkmate.

Well, this guy built a pretty sharp bomb, but we do a pretty good job of

him apart.

I'd better get cracking. Lieutenant, you want to talk to Michel? He led a

demonstration at the U .N. during the Algerian War. He was arrested for arms

possession. Talk to anybody who has anything to do with the bomb. Well, I

figured that. That's why I've got him waiting in your car, sir.

Nice car, Ted.

I'll give myself about 40 minutes.

below the top.

We've got it sealed with wax.

Seal is broken and gently frying it loose.

Check to see if there are any stripping wires connected to the top.

There are none.

Top is off.

We're starting to probe.

Checking the timing mechanism right next to the dynamite.

There are three wires leading from the clocking mechanism to a series

of detonators.

You have the painting contract on the January, is that right?

Three bonds in three weeks, and the best man in the whole demolition squad can't

handle it? Where does that leave us with the next one? Frank, you want to see my

brain scattered all over the floor? Just keep asking questions like that one.

And what the hell does this bomber want? He doesn't ask for money.

There's no cause he's screaming about. Just getting his kicks from proving he's

smarter than we are. Well, that attitude gets you caught sooner or later. Sooner

or later, Frank, it ain't good enough, because five days from now, we're going

to get another 24 -hour warning. All right, all right. We got nothing off

No print. Nothing from the scotch tape. Nothing off this. Nothing off that.

Why doesn't he ask for a payoff?

They usually slip up on a payoff, don't they, Frank?

You know what the shrink says? He wants attention.

Something he didn't get from his mother or his father.

Attention, Theo.

Not money.

I suppose this is some 14 -year -old whiz kid from the high school of

engineering. No.

I followed up on Michelle. He was in Chicago for school. But I was thinking,

remember this guy, Jeff Cooley?

So? So he was busted two years ago for possession of live grenades. I was

figuring maybe there's something there. I don't know. I've checked the list of

all the people working on the plants, and the only person that got fired

was his secretary.

So why couldn't it be his secretary? That's liberation.

From you, I get secretaries. From Frank, I get high school kids. And you come up

with Jeff Cooley, some world surplus store freak who goes around collecting

shell casings and old pictures of Adolf Hitler.

What happened to that name I tossed out last week? Jason Milner.

Milner. How do I know that name? I picked him up a couple of years ago

with the Sturdivant brothers.

They were blowing up these loan offices about four years ago. Oh, yeah, sure.

He was the guy who said he could blow the tumblers off a safe without chipping

the paint.

Well, you can thank the Army for that.

Here he is in ordinance building booby traps for our boys overseas, and let's

face it, Frank, did you ever go through the help wanted and find an heir for a

demolition expert in booby traps?

Hey, if he's out already, he's got to be on parole.

I don't know about that, Captain. He was some sort of a go -between at those

Attica riots that gave him his unconditional release.

I can't pick up his trail anywhere. I think he must have changed his name or

something. Hey, look, find out if he was doing any study in jail, okay, this

Milner? You know, things like blowing glass or computers, whatever.

I'll follow up on Jeff Cooley.

You know something, you do good work.

Thank you, sir.

It's open.

Marge. Honey.

What are you doing down here?

Gonna have a kiss, Neil.

Good shit.

Came back from seeing Mrs. Hackett.

Yeah, I wanted to get over there, but I...

Just no way. I'll get over there tomorrow.

Family was there.

Mother and her father and those two small children.

Hey, honey, come on. This world is crazy. It's crazy to have to be such a

as a bomb squad.

Neil, what happens on the next bomb?

Well, I think we probably found out quite a bit on this last one.

It's just that there's got to be an anti -disturbance device that we can... An

anti -disturbance device?

One life for that?

Neil, who goes in on the next one?

Well, Clemens, he has to be put on top. He's the one that did that scuba job

last summer on that Israeli freighter. As a matter of fact, it was a toss -up

between him and Hackett today.

But you're better.

Yeah.

Lieutenant, guess what?

Jason Milner studied electrical engineering while in jail with the GI's

correspondence school. They sent him a record of his grades after he got out of

care of Joseph Moore in Kew Gardens. Joseph Moore.

All right, look, get the men.

I got a wire prepared.

I don't want to lose this Milner. Yes, sir.

This is Lieutenant Kojak, Manhattan South.

Yes, I need a DA to prepare a warrant.

Lieutenant, trace your nice spotted mill around the backyard.

All right, let's go.

Joseph Moore, both names are on here.

You know, I've been waiting for this, Kojak.

Good job, baby.

I think I got a lawsuit against you for doing this.

I'm a married man now. I've got two kids by my wife's former marriage. A legit

job. Hey, man, you looking at a member of the Chamber of Commerce?

Hey, Lieutenant!

You'll find every cutting tool our friend here could have used on the wire.

didn't cut some pieces off for comparison.

You think I'd keep any tools around to be used to make those bombs?

You really think I'm crazy, don't you? Lieutenant!

You want to come over here and take a look at this stuff?

He stopped them.

What's all this?

That is my business.

I buy old pinball machines, rebuild them, and sell them.

Look.

My wife is due with one of my kids soon.

We didn't tell the kids about my record.

Now they come home, see all of this going on, where is that going to leave

Daddy was busted for being the good luck bomber.

Thanks a lot, Kojak.

Hey, look, if you're clean, I'm going to be the first to apologize.

Do you understand?

But with your record, you're numero uno on the list.

So far, they checked the house out. Nothing. They're in the basement

that out now. Okay, look for old newspapers with the headlines cut out.

we're looking. We're not finding anything.

Why don't you cuff me in front of the kid, Kojak?

Hey, Dad, what's going on?

Hi, Jim.

Well, looks like someone might have tried to break in.

That's right, son. Why don't you go inside, huh? Stay out of the way the

officer's looking for fingerprints.

They are?

No kidding?

Mrs. Miller?

Moore.

They think I'm the good luck bomber.

Well, I suppose that sooner or later from everything Joe's told me that you

might have had to check him out.

But all this with the neighbors watching and everything?

Well, I'm going to take him down for questioning.

If they want to know what's going on, you tell them that, well...

He volunteered to give me some technical advice about the bombing.

Which is just what he was talking about doing last night. Really?

Well, that's a little hard to believe, Mrs.

Moore. Well, why is that so weird?

Listen, I think I was the best.

I always did. I still do.

Now all I hear about is some nut who's better than the whole bomb squad. You

think I don't get interested?

I do.

Lieutenant, if you want to go over the house and yard any better, we're going

need metal detectors and stuff. So far, we got nothing.

Say anything to the kid?

Oh, just to keep his hands off things, that's all.

Thanks. Mr. Milner, come on with me downtown.

We'll talk about the last couple of months of your life.

is bombing. And besides, if it were Milner, he'd be doing it for bread,

Well, return ten spaces. Do not collect $200.

I wonder how your suspect would feel if I asked him to take a look at these x

-rays. Well, I mean, even surgeons get outside opinions, right?

I need all the help I can get, you say, is good.

Why not? Besides, he'd love it.

That's an eternity.

Yeah, that is for sure.

I assume your man went in with non -metallic tools.

Yeah. He tried freezing it? Freezing it? It's a little mercury switch, an anti

-disturbance device. Sometimes we freeze the bomb to immobilize it.

I haven't been able to find a drop of mercury anywhere in this X -ray, have

Who needs mercury? I can make an anti -disturbance device out of glass tubing

and glycerin, and it would never show in the X -ray.

That's a new one on me.

Well, is it possible?

What if it's...

You want to tell me somebody from outer space is arming these bombs with

Krypton? I'd believe it.

Well, I'd freeze it next time.

CO2 should do it. All right.

Listen, he is good.

I'm impressed.

What's he really want?

Something you're not putting in the papers, like a couple of million, maybe.

Hey, look.

Any jerk can grab a kid or plant a bomb.

But when he goes for the payoff, never happen.

Never? That's right, baby. You better believe it.

He goes to collect...

nail him for sure.

Okay, Miller. Thank you a lot.

Okay.

Uh, Milner.

Stay clean, baby.

Hey, no way I intend to go back to jail.

Well, Milner's shot.

He really is.

Lieutenant, this was mail to the 16th Precinct.

We've dusted it already. There's no prints, nothing.

To whom it may concern.

Manhattan General Hospital, 12 noon Thursday.

If you don't succeed at first, cry, cry again. Good luck.

12 noon tomorrow.

That's 18 and a half hours.

Director of Manhattan General was just on the phone. He wants to put out a news

release. He's willing to negotiate any demands the bomber might have. What

demands? If he wanted anything, he'd get out of three bombs ago. Kojak.

Okay, I'll meet you down there.

Becker, they found the bomb, finally, in the basement.

In the basement? Get on it. Three hours.

Crocker!

Lieutenant Kojak, New York Police Department, just arrived and we're

get some explanations from him about this. Lieutenant, do you know what's

on? Isn't it true that you don't know anything more about this case than you

before? That it looks to me like you're caught between a rock and a hard place

trying to catch up with this guy. You know, if you guys would stop treating us

like a weekly carnival, maybe you'd get bored and go home and stop playing to an

empty house. Hey, now wait a minute, Lieutenant. As I'm sure you're aware,

lives of innocent people are at stake on this thing.

Now, isn't there something that the public should be aware of? Is there

something they shouldn't hear about this thing?

Yeah, there's something they should hear.

If they know anything about who this bomber is, to call 911.

Of course, there's a guy out there who needs to get his head straight and needs

a lot of help.

You can help him, you can help us, you can help everybody.

Officer, would you take him back? Thank you very much, Lieutenant. Lieutenant

Kojak is now entering the north wing of the hospital where I understand the bomb

is located.

I cut all the wires down in the basement.

I want buttressing material up against that north wall. This thing blows. I

don't want to lose the whole building, all right?

Where is it, Becker?

And if it's your blow, who gets it this time?

Me.

Big surprise.

Look, I had 14 volunteers this morning.

But I honest to God feel like I'm the best one qualified, so... Television

equipment's here. X -rays should be ready any minute. Tell them to get that

camera set up right away. Right. Television?

I want to trace every step of this process.

If I fail, the guy that comes after me's got a better shot.

Now, Theo, I think you'd better get out of here because this ain't no healthy

place.

In case you change your mind, okay, the building replaceable, right?

Get in any closer. Police are moving us out from the area here. We're going to

try to get better shots for you as we can, ladies and gentlemen. It's an

extremely tense situation, as I've said before.

All right, they tell me the FBI report came in on the dynamite. It was sold to

construction company about a year ago over in Jersey someplace.

Lieutenant. Okay, Mike.

I watch football, but I can't get involved.

But this on TV?

Dynamite.

Maybe there's some way I can help.

How's Becker doing?

Got about an hour.

Come on.

Police have totally sealed off the area now. We are going to try... Try to get

more information from some of us.

Excuse me, Lieutenant.

Oh, no.

Okay, we can't get any more information right now, but as these tenth hours

continue to tick off, more and more technicians appear to be arriving on the

scene. That's all we can report right now from this spot, but we'll bring you

more reports as soon as we get them.

That's a hum.

It's definitely a battery timepiece.

Maybe a day -date watch.

They can set them months in advance.

Yes.

But it would have to be a Grotech. Why a Grotech?

Because it's the only one on the market that isn't anti -magnetic.

Here.

See? Compare these two.

See this dark area here?

I think we...

And right here, three inches.

Wait.

Why not?

If I had to go pilot Roger now, do you know, like that?

That's easy enough for me to say, hey, nothing personal, fellas.

But I'm not going to be here for the takeoff or the landing.

Goodbye.

Son, just in case, we'll get it on.

Thank you very much, officer.

I understand that now there are two experts inside the hospital working on

bomb. Meanwhile, in this van over here, they're recording the whole process on

videotape. It's getting pretty tense out here right now. There are less than 15

minutes to go before the fourth device placed by the so -called good luck

is set to explode.

So far, none of his threats have been idle ones. There's no reason to think

differently now.

Fiber optics.

He can probe into any small area.

Take a look around.

Broadcast out on a monitor like this.

How's it look?

Clear so far.

Now what?

Check under the battery.

There's no extra gimmicks under there. You'll freeze it and start cutting.

It's okay.

Three wires.

Two of them twisted.

You think one of them's a dummy?

I think the wrong one will blow us sky high.

The X -ray won't help here.

There's two hot wires around each other. Supposed insulation was bad. Why run

the risk?

Cut the odd one.

Get somebody in here to remove this thing.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, today.

That's five days since they tore this thing apart.

Frank, I know how many days, I know how many hours, I know how many minutes, but

I still can't prove that this bomb wasn't built in a black forest by the

And you want to know why?

Because the material you used in this bomb, ordinary extension cord, wire,

and bolts, you can pick up in any hardware store, any supermarket.

I thought this watch was going to wrap it up for us, if nothing else.

This watch here is out of stock and off the market. Somebody must have

stockpiled them.

Well, does that sound like a nut to you or somebody with a plan? What kind of a

plan, Frank? Has he asked us for anything?

Does that sound like a plan to you?

Lieutenant, that was the Atlantic City Police Department.

It seems like our bomber is getting a lot of publicity down there.

Two kids just blew themselves up this morning trying to make some kind of a

copycat bomb.

Two sticks of dynamite.

One of the kids' fathers used to stock up this business.

Beautiful. It's a fair, just like the hula hoop. Well, this fad just blew

heads clean off.

Detective Rizzo.

Sorry to be ugly about it.

Lieutenant.

It's Crocker.

Yeah. Yeah, Lieutenant, I'm at Midway Jewelry Supply. They used to have a semi

-exclusive on the Grodek watch. Well, I've got one here, and it's the same

model. Now, about a year ago, they ran a mail order special.

So I checked their invoices and come up with one order for five mailed to an

east side address.

Do you have a pencil?

Okay.

Keep an eye on the place, then I'll send a unit.

Tap us these. Tap us.

Yeah. Here.

Crack will meet you.

All right, his name's Williamson. He's still in his department.

All right, let's go.

Hey, this is Williamson. What does he do?

He rent the cigarette machine to bars. That's what he told the landlady. The

next inbounding, Walt Frazier comes out of the backcourt, stops, 30 feet, angle

left of the goal.

Monroe looking in deep. Janelle can't get free.

You need a search warrant? It's on its way. Warrant for what? I got no secrets.

Help yourself.

14 months ago, you ordered five watches just like this for midway jewelry

supply. Is that right? No way I can forget that. You got the wrong animal.

were mailed to you January 15th last year.

I was in Florida January the 15th.

I go to Miami every January, the whole month.

Anybody use your apartment while you were away?

Who might have known you were gone?

Maybe use your mailbox?

I don't like too many people to know.

The clients I rent my machines to, they like having me around for service.

Of course, I told Joe he was going to handle my route for me. Joe?

Yeah. We have different machines in a few of the same bars.

He's got pinball games.

This man's name wouldn't be Milner or Moore, would it? Yeah, Moore.

He lives up in Kew Gardens.

Saperstein? Yeah.

You get over to Milner's house.

Put him under continuous surveillance and call in every few hours, even if

nothing happens. I got to call the lieutenant and clone him in. Okay, Bob.

No wonder he knew what wire to cut.

But why?

What was Milner's motive?

I don't know, Frank.

Maybe you want to play that big hero scene.

He plants four bombs, kills two people to be a hero?

Now, that's nuts. Hey, Milner, you're not figuring him for a huge shakedown.

You know something, Frank?

Five watches sold.

Only four bombs so far.

I think we got one more out there.

Ordered them planted months ago.

So surveillance isn't going to get us anywhere.

We can't prove that Milner ordered those watches mailed to Williamson's address.

This is one huge gastric pain. That's what this is.

Yeah.

Excuse me, Captain. This is Mr. Mackey. Says it's very urgent.

Gentlemen, my name is Arthur Mackey.

President of Hudson Gas and Oil.

Mr. Mackey.

Now, this note was left for me at my home two hours ago.

The last bomb.

The biggest yet.

You get until midnight tonight or say goodbye to the Hudson Refinery in scenic

Staten Island.

Good luck.

Now, do you gentlemen know what one big bomb can do to my Staten Island

refineries? I would knock that plant out for weeks.

It would poison the bay and it would cost tens of millions of dollars.

Now, what does he want? He doesn't.

I hope you're calling dial -up, Red.

No, Frank Miller.

He knows he's indispensable.

All right, plug in that conference room and give it to me, Frank.

Hello? Miller, this is Kojak. How you doing?

Great. What's up?

Look, I'm on the spot, Miller.

I gotta tell you, in all honesty, I don't know where to turn except to you.

Help us find it to solve it. What do you say?

Well, this doesn't come as a total surprise, Kojak.

All right.

But there's just one thing.

Since my rather obscure talents have suddenly become so essential, don't you

think it only fair that I should get paid for them?

After all, how many chances does a man with my skills get to earn an honest

for risking his life?

What do you consider an honest wage, Milner?

Oh, say, one million dollars, Kojak.

Why don't you come down? We'll discuss it. I'm on my way.

Joe, what was that all about?

Oh, I was just joking with Kojak. I have to go down and talk to him. You said

risk your life. I heard you. Joan, I know what I'm doing. And I'm doing it

us.

Now, don't you worry.

Well, brilliant.

He disarms one bomb and then... sets himself up as the only one that can do

Sure. Why run the risk of extorting a million dollars when you can demand it

your services?

Which is all very legal, I hesitate to add. Wait a minute, gentlemen. Wait a

minute. You have an expert who wants a million dollars to save our refinery?

Well, I can have a check here in one hour.

He's got his feel. He's got his good.

Maybe. Let me see that. No.

Maybe we'll get one more chance to defuse him.

I told you, you don't understand.

I mean, last year in South America, we paid over $10 million to get back two

secretaries and a branch manager from some guerrilla terrorist.

I mean, I want to pay this man his million. Mr. Mackey, do you want

terrorists on the streets of New York? Don't you think we have enough already?

Well, then why did you ask me to step in my control to bring a check for a

million? Bait.

Now, where the hell is Fowler?

He was working undercover in Eastville. Is that picking him up? How about the

surveillance equipment?

Well, the Staten Island police are going to borrow it from the Bronx. It's

probably on its way now.

How well do you know the Staten Island plant of yours?

Well, I was in on the initial design.

Oh, good. Where's the best spot to sneak in through security, plant the bomb

where it'll do the most destruction?

Probably number three cracking plant.

I'll show you on the maps when I get here. They're coming over. But what I

understand is why you want maps of my other storage facilities as well. I

they're not involved. Jackson Fowler is here.

What's up, Lieutenant? I was just getting acquainted with a delicious

well, just go into my office there and start learning your lines. Take off the

watch you got and put on this one. Don't ask any questions. Come on. What lines?

What's going on?

Mr. Mackey, here.

One million dollars.

Paid a bearer.

Incredible.

What's going on, Mr. Mackey? Hey, give me those maps.

Look, Mr. Hughes, you go home and don't say anything to anybody, okay?

Cracking plant number three, Staten Island facility.

A detective crocker will be there to show you where to put the equipment,

All right.

Okay.

You got it down?

Yeah.

All right.

Sound's way up. Let's go.

Okay. Come with me. This way.

Who is it?

You're okay. Come in.

This is Mr. Mackey from Hudson Gas and Oil. Mr. Milner.

Mr. Mackey.

Here's a certified check for one million dollars.

It's dated for tomorrow.

Now, you disarm the bomb.

You live.

You can cash it in the morning.

Okay.

Now, where is this bomb supposed to be planted?

Well, we're counting on your expertise there.

Oh, by the way.

Mr. Milner, this was the note that was left for me at my house.

One last bond, the biggest yet.

You get until midnight tonight or say goodbye to the Hudson Refinery.

I mean, this is it?

This is all you have to go on? Why, Mr. Milner, do you think there's something

missing?

no idea.

It would just be nice if you were a little more specific.

Well, I have the maps right here, Mr.

Milder. Why don't we take a look at them?

Now, it's my guess that it's either in the Bronx or maybe at our dockside

facilities at our East River Landing.

And what about Bayonne or Staten Island?

Does that make sense to me?

Sorry to bust in, Lieutenant, but I think we just caught our bomber. Yeah,

I've heard that one before.

Tracy and me, we took a ride downtown to the Hudson Oil Company's east side

landing as soon as we found out about that new letter. We found this going

the fence.

Don't touch me. Don't touch none of me, pig.

What the hell are you doing?

His name is Alan Zwicker.

He had these on him, wire cutters.

They're for my fingernails.

I'm very well groomed. Well groomed. Here's his yellow.

Alan Zwicker, number of arrests for disturbing the peace, co -founder of

Students Against Imperialism.

Indicted for inciting to riot in connection with picketing on the Hudson

Company. So to what?

I know you.

Swicker. Oh, yeah.

I picked up Morse and that kid in your apartment, huh?

Nothing stuck against me.

It was his house where they were building the bombs.

What? Look, I think we're wasting valuable time on him. He doesn't know

from a tea kettle when it comes to bombs.

Hey, what's a good voltage for one of these packages?

What is this, huh?

Some kind of corny cop trick. I don't got the time.

Hey, what do you hear?

Crotech.

Electric day -day watch. So?

So, uh, well, I'll tell you what. So, you and me, Junior, we're gonna take a

ride down to the east river landing, okay? And we're gonna look for the bomb.

And if we don't find the bomb, we're gonna stay there till midnight.

And then at midnight, one million gallons of gasoline. Poof!

I think you'd like that.

Hey, oh, you can't. Yes, I can.

Go get those portable lights.

Come on, Frank. Please.

All right, I'll give the orders. Start evacuating the whole downtown area.

Thanks, Frank.

Excuse me.

Are you buying this theory?

I'm the expert around here. What about my opinion?

It's a lieutenant's decision, Mr. Milner.

And besides, paying you a million dollars is not going to make me look

with the board, now is it?

The check.

Please.

I risked my life for you guys once. I come down prepared to do it again, and

don't want my help.

Well, we got a man, Milda.

Just not your knife.

Kojak!

Don't you ever come to me again, because if you do, a million is going to look

like a bargain, baby.

Captain Kojak, Captain North. Duty Captain of Staten Island.

Hi, Captain. How are you? We've got two low -level television cameras set up.

One down there about a quarter of a mile, the other up there on the landing.

What's all this about, Lieutenant?

Well, we hope it's about this yo -yo bomber showing up to disarm his bomb.

You know, he probably doesn't have another one.

Can't risk making another one. He'll try to save this one.

By the way, Detective Saperstein called for you, and Mrs. Milner came down to

the station to see you.

He's driving out here with her now. Said it was urgent.

Thanks, Captain. Right.

What is this equipment?

Special TV cameras.

Light amplifiers, they call them.

They see in the dark a hundred times better than the human eye.

Is that a car down there?

I can't see a thing.

It's not a car, it's a van.

That's him.

All right, Crocker.

Station yourself down by that tank over there.

All right, let's move in on him.

But don't rush him until he walks away from it, okay?

Is it disarmed or not, Miller?

Here, I found this in his pocket.

It's quite possible he built this thing so it could be disarmed magnetically

from the outside.

Sure. Put it in the wrong place, see what happens.

It's over for me any way you look at it, Kojak. At least this way my family gets

insurance. How much time we got, Theo?

Give or take three minutes.

All right.

Hold this for me.

The cats of this one are like the others.

The magnet could be on either end.

Heads or tails, you got two minutes.

Lieutenant, I brought Mrs. Miller. She wants to talk to you. Joe!

Go back!

Joe! Come back!

Joe, I know what you've done. Please don't make it any worse.

You're making it worse.

Don't do this to the kids, Joe. They're going to have to live with it. Everybody

get out of here.

Here, take this.

Milner, is it the end away from the battery?

Heads we win.

Tails?

Who would have cared?

No business like show business.

Take a bow, baby.

All right.

Take him to the car.

I'm sorry, Lieutenant.

I'm sorry about everything.

You go home and tell your son that he came down to try to make it easier for

okay? Maybe that'll help.

Let's go.

You'd have to be the best to pull a plan like mine off.

Well, you didn't pull it off, Bill. Yeah.

Pretty good guess, Becker.

Nobody works in this business for 20 years and guesses at anything.

I gave it my best shot. I was right.

I'm sorry.

You're forgiven.

Gentlemen, I want to really thank you very, very much.

Both of you.

Why don't you just buy us a drink, Mr. Mackey? I don't drink.

I don't either, but why don't you buy us a drink anyway?

Rigsby has to muster the courage to keep his tenants in line. Rising Damp is at

11 .45.

Then the cast of The Carry On Everything are back with a few sketches to bring a

tear of joy to your eyes.

That's after Reg Varney and his motley crew are on the buses next.