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What's this shit?

This is disgusting.

You know, you should have a little respect. I think you forget sometimes

my younger brother.

I mean, that's good reading material.

Give me a break. Mom and dad go away on vacation, and two days later you get

dead. This is disgusting.

What's the matter with you? You're my older brother.

I'm not going to look up to you. You're supposed to teach me, like, you know,

safe sex, you know.

All this pornography?

Too much. You're going to gain yourself nuts.

Well, I could have safe sex with that. This is the 80s, Rick. You know, you've

got to be careful where you go. You know, diseases.

The women you go with, you don't have to have anything.

You know, you've got to wear rubbers. I'm careful.

No, you ain't. Bullshit. You ain't careful. Could you see yourself muff

on that? That's disgusting.

That's disgusting.

I mean, do you know anything about safe sex?

Monogamy, one -on -one?

You know, you're disgusting.

What's the matter with you?

Me and her could be real safe.

We could have a good time with that.

Oh, well, it's always annoyed again. Big deal.

Wasn't always like this. Now, in the old days, everyone was into being loose,

carefree, sexually active.

People experimented with swinging, swapping, kinky stuff.

With this new morality bullshit of the late 80s, it just sucks.

These days, whenever the folks go away on vacation, they leave me and my

girlfriend Asia in charge of watching Phil and Andrea.

I guess that's the privileges of being the older brother.

In the old days, it was a lot more fun.

Mom and Dad would barely be out the door, and we'd be on the verge of some

exciting tantalizing wife -swapping.

Oh, those were the days.

Those were the days.

Bye, Mom, Dad.

Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Feldman.

God, what took him so long?

Come on in, guys. It's open.

Hi, Rick. Hey, Beth.

How you doing?

Oh, you're looking beautiful.

Nice to see you.

How's it going, Dave? All right.

You

got

anything to drink?

Uh, no.

Deck of cards?

Gee, no.

Well, um, something to eat.

Sorry, Dave. Nothing to eat.

Well, I guess you just want to get down to business, huh?

Hey, that's an idea. Come on. Come on. Let's go.

Well,

I guess that leaves just us, huh? Mm -hmm.

What's this?

You're going to hold back on me now?

They know the room.

I know, and you know what they're doing.

After all the time as we've been here, you're trying to hold back on me?

mounds to Venus.

My dear,

you give a whole new dimension to that old cliche that variety is the spice of

life.

Just think of what a better place the world would be if everyone could swap

a week.

You know how to do that so good.

Yes.

Take it out.

Liberate it from it.

neighbors. Oh,

oh,

oh, it's nearby.

Oh, is that you?

back suntan rubbing oil all over

to be too late.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh,

Beth, you were such a hot fuck.

Those were the days.

What am I going to do about this kid brother of mine?

He's so fucking uptight with this morality bullshit.

I got it. I'll send him a stripper gram.

Yeah, and I know just the stripper, too.

Should get all hot and sexy and nasty on him. Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, wait, his birthday's not even for two weeks yet.

Oh, what the fuck? A celebratory?

So? So?

So?

You're not my girlfriend. I got a girlfriend. I'm happy.

Wait.

Can we do something else? Maybe we can play cards or Monopoly or something.

Go to chess.

Maybe we can play chess or Monopoly or something.

Anything, mate.

I'm good. I'm good at games like that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No,

give me a minute.

and love a person before they do this.

I'm sure Andrea thinks the same way I do.

You know my brother Phil, he feels the same way I do.

I mean, you can't just go around with strangers.

You gotta care for the guy.

You know, this is the 80s now. Dave has been your next -door neighbor for so

long. I mean, he's a nice guy.

You know him well.

Yeah, but he wants to fuck me.

There's a lot worse things that could happen to you.

Let me tell you about my first date with your brother Rick.

We had just gotten back from the movies.

Do you have anything to drink?

No, no, not really.

It's okay, I wasn't thirsty anyway.

Do you have anything to eat?

Gee, I don't really.

No?

I wasn't really hungry anyway.

Do you have any games or cards?

Gee. I don't.

So what are we going to do?

Well, you know, it's kind of a romantic movie. I thought maybe we might, you

know, just mess around a little bit.

I couldn't. It's a first date.

It could be our last.

What's that supposed to mean?

Huh? Oh, I was just thinking of a song.

I just...

Nothing. Okay.

Well, you do like me, don't you?

Yeah, I like you.

But my mom would find out.

Oh, she'd never find out.

You want to tell her?

No, I'd never tell her.

What about my sisters?

Oh, I wouldn't tell them.

Come on.

And you won't tell your friends?

Oh, well, those guys are a bunch of jerks. Hey, you know.

Yeah? Yeah. Sure.

Okay.

You okay?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Hello? Hello?

Oh, God.

Blue.

lunch. I'm tired. I'm going to go take a nap.

So, uh, once you get to her, just let her in and entertain her and wake me up,

would you?

Okay, I'll let you know.

Okay, sure.

All right, take it easy.

Ed, how long have you been here?

I've been here for a little while. I was downstairs sleeping on the couch.

Where's Lisa?

Um, she's taking a nap.

Oh.

By the way, let me ask you a question.

Is Dave your boyfriend?

Mm -hmm. Yes.

Would you mind, like, you know, if I got together with him?

No.

Oh, that'd be great.

I mean, you wouldn't get jealous or anything?

Me? Get jealous? No.

Yeah.

I'd love to watch two girls around.

Really? Yeah, yeah. I like to watch.

In fact, I like girls, too.

Oh, really?

Well, I was never with a woman in my life. I mean, I don't know if I ever

be. Oh, women are nice.

Fucking great.

It's...

Everyone should experience this once, twice, if you really like it.

How does that feel?

I don't know.

I'm a little excited.

Your skin's so soft and nice.

Do you like my big tits?

Yeah, they're really nice.

Can I touch them? Sure.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, they feel nice.

Should I take this one, Deb?

I'll get it for you.

Oh,

these are nice.

I'm getting turned on.

By the way, you suck my nipples.

Oh, I like the way these feel. They're so big.

Pretty.

Can I suck on them?

Sure.

Oh, you're really good at that. Thank you. Are you sure you haven't did this

before? No.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Just do it. It feels good.

Okay.

I'm a little nervous.

It's all right.

Can I do it again? I think I like this.

Okay.

Oh, aging.

Oh, that's good.

God, you do this so well.

Boy, I've been missing out, huh?

Oh, I hope we do this again sometime.

It's not even over.

She was dead.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I just love those tits of yours. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

How about we take the floor and really get into the...

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

Adrian. Oh.

Well, I hope you didn't think I had this planned, Adrienne.

I have a little crowd.

Oh, God.

This is for you.

Oh, I'm ready.

Oh,

Michael.

You good?

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

You like this?

best thing since i don't know when oh god oh this is i felt in a long time

oh yeah nice

and deep oh i like that dog

oh oh it feels good so hot

watching. Oh, yeah.

You look like you're nice and wet.

Oh, yes.

Oh, do you like that?

Oh, oh, oh, you get me so blessed.

There's something a little important I've got to go take care of right now,

okay?

Let me just change my mind.

Don't waste any time, do you?

Do you want me to?

No.

Do you miss me?

Yeah, I almost gave up trying to chase you down.

It's been a long time, hasn't it?

Yeah, you shouldn't have put me off.

So did.

I want to lay back and relax.

I'm going to invest some of those monies we've had together.

Oh, yeah? You're going to do the driving for me? Yeah.

Oh, yeah?

I want to make the road nice and dangerous for you.

I've been thinking about your cock for a long time now.

I know you have.

Oh, you're so pretty.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting nice and hard for my tight,

juicy pussy.

Yeah. I want that pussy so bad.

Ooh, I want to lick it and suck it and fuck it afterwards.

I don't want that.

The apples are hard to be turned on.

I don't want to lick that pussy.

my little friend down there.

I miss you so much.

Oh, I want to feel your tongue. Come on, baby, suck it.

Oh, give it to me.

I like them.

Oh, come on, Davey.

You know I miss you.

Oh, make me feel good.

Oh.

you're here.

You know, I'm really sick of this new morality shit.

Yeah, me too.

Well, honey, can we do it again?

Well, I'm kind of tired.

Honey, come on.

I don't have it in me, Adrienne. I can't. Please, come on.

I'll call a friend. Come on.

Sorry, it was great. I don't have the energy.

I got gray hair. You didn't see them.

I'm old.

God, it got so quiet around here. Where'd everybody go?

I don't know where everyone is.

This is wrong. No, that's not right. This whole thing is not right. I'm not

interested. I don't love you.

We live down the block. Any guys?

Any guys?

I had plenty. I did. Come on, honey. Please. Please some more. Come on. Just

more. Come on. Come on. Please. Come on. So much.

I don't love you. This ain't right. I don't love you. I don't know what to do

with you. Any guys? We live down the block. Any guys?

I had a good time here again. It isn't that I don't want to.

I do. I want to.

Really, I do.

This is the 80s. It's safe sex. You gotta wear condoms and stuff. You know

same way. Hey, guys. Hey, guys.

Come on, I just want... Not now. Come on, please. It's been a little while. I

can't just... I want... Come on.

Oh.

Well, so much for the new morality.

Good times are here again.

I gotta keep...