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What the fuck are you doing?

Mom!

Don't touch my wiener! I have so much work to do!

Nice get -together.

I just want everything to be perfect.

And how I don't look like shit.

I don't know why I just can't act right.

I do everything for those...

You're gonna love it.

I think this is the best meat we could have put between our buns.

I don't know how they look.

Yeah, dude, I don't think that's a good idea right now.

You don't think mom will like this kind of meat?

Probably not right now. It's just not.

Okay.

We're sorry.

We're super sorry.

It's not your fault.

No.

I don't know where everybody is.

You know, I had a plan for a bunch of people to come, and now... Spencer?

Yeah, she didn't even call me back. I couldn't get a hold of her.

She's supposed to be my best friend.

You know?

I put so much work into this, and I just wanted something really nice for

everybody.

I don't know what I did or something.

Can we do anything to help you feel better?

Yeah, we want to make it up to you.

Hmm.

Well, you know, if nobody's going to come over, we can still have a lot of

fun, just us three, right?

Three's company, right? Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Now, how about you guys meet me in the living room?

And we'll have some real fun, okay?

Okay. Do you want to bring the pie?

Sure.

We can bring the pie.

And I'll get the brownie.

No, fuck the brownie.

When? I wonder what she has planned.

She's probably going to make it clean or something.

I wonder how that plan is doing.

Do you think maybe she's bringing us a new one?

Oh, boy.

to do your laundry or something?

No.

Any more guessing? Are we going swimming?

Mmm, kinda maybe.

There's gonna be a little physical activity.

Now, boys, you know your father has been on all these business trips, so he

hasn't really been, uh, taking care of business.

So, do you think you can maybe...

You know, relieve some tension and help me really feel better.

Yeah, we could give mom a massage.

Yeah, I think we could try.

I'm no wife in particular, but... That's a good start, but

how about you let me massage something of yours first?

Let me get a little more comfortable.

Oh, wow.

That really didn't take much convincing.

No, how could it?

I've never been able to, like, not look at your tits, Mom.

I know.

Yeah, I kind of, like, got jealous of Dad until I realized he wasn't, you

Your father's a fucking idiot. Let's not talk about him and Reiner tonight.

We don't need a house full of people to enjoy ourselves, do we?

I don't think so.

Why don't you take off my bra?

Are you feeling better now?

Oh, I'm feeling wonderful.

Does this make up for the party?

Party, party, smarty.

Better than those hot black buns, huh?

Yeah, for sure.

Oh, fuck.

Maybe, but it's been a while. Your dad's no fun.

He never sounds like it.

I'm sorry.

That's a good point. Oh, Mommy's hair.

What was that?

Looks like we finally got the family vacation on.

to get a tattoo for you too, Mom.

Just like Tyler.

She would like it.

All moms love it.

That's so sweet, honey.

Yeah.

You look so pretty, mommy.

You know, you're making us feel better, too.

I'm glad we got to turn this deer, huh?

Me too.

Oh, fuck.

Maybe it is better it's just the three of us. Yeah, I think so.

Who cares? Your friend didn't show up.

Oh, fuck her.

She's sick in the mud anyway.

Oh, yeah.

Special time again. Yeah. Does it have to be the 4th of July?

No, but there surely is.

Oh, fuck mommy's pussy.

Fuck mommy's...

What is this?

No, it's July 3rd. Yeah.

Did you please change my calendar again?

Whoopsies. Sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry, Mom.