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Yeah, I'm home.

No, I didn't have class today.

There was like a big fire at my school.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I noticed the garbage disposal was broken too.

Is someone going to come?

Who's coming?

Uncle Richie.

We're... Aunt Amy's husband?

I thought, uh...

I thought he was dead.

Oh.

Is he dangerous?

Well, okay. I mean, I'll be here.

Alright.

Love you. Bye.

Holy shit.

Damn, she's doing well.

Hey, how are you doing? Uncle Richie.

Who are you?

It's Summer.

Summer? Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, how are you? Whoa, let me go look at you.

Oh, my God, you've grown up.

Yeah, just a little bit.

Wow.

How's your mom doing?

I mean, she's doing well.

Yeah, obviously.

I can hear an echo in here. Yeah, she's never home.

Okay, so, yeah, your mom said that she wanted me to come by.

I can't get over this house. This is incredible.

Yeah, our thing's broken.

Yeah, I can take care of that, sure.

All right, well, let me show you the way.

Summer, wow.

So what have you been doing?

Just school right now, really. Yeah, you're in college now?

Yeah. Nice.

Yeah, it's really cool, you know, going to class and making new friends.

Yeah.

So, um... God, you look amazing.

Oh, no.

Amazing. Oh, my God.

You're too sweet.

Well, hey, you know... So, where have you been all this time?

Um, well, you know, I've been away for a little while.

Are you still with Aunt Amy?

Well, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, of course I'm still with Aunt Amy. You

I mean...

You know, I've done a couple bad things, you know, I went away for a little

while. You don't want to back, you know, so, you know, we can go out and go to

go -kart tracks and, you know, we can go to the beach, you know, we can make

sandcastles again. You don't remember when you were little?

You know?

I haven't made a sandcastle in a long time. Yeah, well, you know what? You are

some princess now, I'll tell you that. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

So, the garbage is full. Yeah. So, yeah. So, like, I think you look under here.

Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the left.

Yeah.

Hey,

can you do me a favor? Can you hand some tools to me while we're at that? Yeah,

of course. All right.

So what's your mom doing now?

Obviously, what's she doing? Real estate? Jesus Christ, this place is

Pretty much.

She does that a bit. She's never here, so.

Yeah. And her husband, too, he's gone a lot, so she got married again. You know

how that is. Yeah, I know, I know.

So your tools are really cool.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

I know it's wrong, but she... It's a long time.

What'd you say, Richie?

Um... Nothing.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

That's the pool, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it.

Well, it's so nice that you're so handy.

Well... I know,

thanks.

I just can't believe... It was actually a chicken bone in there, yeah.

So, yeah, so, uh...

See? Oh, nice.

It works.

There you go.

Yeah, it's been a while.

Yeah,

actually, I'm going to go.

You know what? Why don't we go sit down, you know? All right. I can bring you

some water.

We'd love that. All right.

Hey,

I don't need any ice or anything like that.

So, oh my god, you know, I can't get over how amazing you look.

Oh, thank you.

You really, you know, you've really come into here.

You think so?

Absolutely. I mean, you've got to have a boyfriend.

No. I mean, you've got to have like, you know, 10, 15 guys knocking down the

door. Boys don't really like me at my school.

What?

Yeah.

How is that even possible?

Well, I'm not as developed as the other girls. I'm still growing a lot.

You know what?

Most of those girls are on these hormones and stuff nowadays.

Yuck. You know, they're doing all sorts of weird surgeries and stuff, and

they're shoving things in their bodies, into their boobs, into their butts. You

know what? You have awesome boobs.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. I don't know. I don't really think so.

Oh, no, no. You do. You do.

You can tell by just looking?

Yeah. You know what? Why don't you show me?

Show you? You're family.

Even more reason.

Come on.

I mean, I guess I don't see that much of a problem with it. Come on, yeah.

Of course.

Now come on, just whip those puppies out.

Yeah. Well.

What do you think?

Yeah.

I'm liking them a lot.

Ooh, hey.

Come on.

Yeah, I mean, I'm still growing.

So am I. So is everybody, you know.

In more ways than one.

You know, so why don't you... I mean, you know, I've seen boobs. I mean, God,

can't believe how...

Uncle Richie.

What? What's wrong?

What's wrong? Come on. I've never really showed anyone that before.

Come on, please.

You're not going to tell your mom about this, right? Come on. This is between

you and me. Uncle Richie. Come on.

You've always been my favorite uncle.

Well, yeah.

So, you know what? Why don't you show me the rest of it?

I mean, I guess I could do that.

Yeah. Well, you know, those boys at school, you know, you're telling me the

at school are not knocking down your door?

No, I just, I guess I'm just really quiet. Let me take a look at that. Oh,

God. That is, here, let me help you with this, okay?

Oh, thank you. Yep.

There we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

sweet Jesus. You guys are kidding. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

Oh.

You know, I'll tell you, all those boys that you're calling in the dorm or

whatever the hell you're going to nowadays, I mean, I've been in a dorm,

me. I've been in a dorm. I know what it's like.

But, you know, you, they have no idea what they're doing.

Really? Well, I guess you are more experienced.

Well, yeah, well, you know, I've been with a lot of ladies.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

You know what? Why don't you have a seat?

And, uh, so, experience, huh?

Huh? Um, experience?

Oh, I don't know.

I've never done anything.

No, come on. I told you, no one's been interested in me.

You gotta be kidding me.

No, I'm not. Why would I joke around with you?

Well, um, you know, I suppose I could, uh,

teach you a few things.

Teach me? Yeah, you know.

This way, you know, you're out in the, you know, out at the bar or the club,

know, with your friends. When a guy comes by, you can actually, you know,

him. Nab him.

I don't even know what that means.

You know, I mean, you really don't know. I mean, look at you. I mean, you're

just phenomenal.

I mean,

this is, you know, hey.

Would you open your legs a little bit? Let me see.

You know, there's a little tickle spot

right here.

A tickle spot? Yeah. I've never been touched there before. Oh, come on. Yeah.

You've touched yourself there. Don't lie.

Don't lie.

Come on. I felt a little bit in the shower before, but not by someone else.

Really? So I bet this feels a little different, right? Yeah, it does.

Uh -huh. Yeah.

It does kind of tickle. It doesn't. It's a good tickle.

Yeah.

It's kind of making me hot.

Yeah. You seem to know what you're doing.

Of course I know.

Yeah.

Uncle Rich.

Hey, come on.

Ooh, ooh, there you go. I've never been touched like that before.

Uh -huh, sure you have. No, I haven't. Come on, you've touched it.

You play with that little bean of yours. Not the way that you have.

You're really good at that.

Uh -huh, yeah.

It's feeling good, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

It's just getting warmer and warmer.

Uh -huh, it's making you jump a little, huh? Uh -huh. There you go.

That's it.

What? What? What? So you just kind of looked down at something, huh?

I saw those eyes. Those eyes jumped down to my lips. You wanted to kiss me,

didn't you?

Huh?

Huh? Don't deny it. Don't lie. I guess I can't lie to you. Yeah, that's right.

Well.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I'm going to eat.

That feels so good.

You know what?

Come on. You can just call me Richie at this point. Come on. You're all grown up

now. You can just call me Richie now.

You'll still always be my uncle.

Well, yeah, but it's not like I'm your real uncle. I mean, you know, my wife

married, you know, her sister is you.

So, you know, hey.

It's feeling good, huh? Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like my whole body is vibrating.

It's so wet down there.

Yes, it is.

What's your idea? Yeah, you ready?

Yeah. You gotta say yes.

Yes, anything for you. Yeah, okay.

Alright.

What's funny?

Oh my god, what's that?

What's that? Come on, you know what that is.

I've never done it. Come on!

Please, go ahead, open that up.

Open it? Yeah, it's a present.

I mean, I do like surprises.

Uh -huh.

Go ahead. You can touch it. It's okay. Go ahead.

I don't want to hurt you or anything. Oh, trust me. You're not going to hurt

Okay. So what do I do? You can stroke it a little bit. There you go.

That's it.

There you go. Get a little... It's so big.

You know what's even more fun?

What? You can put your mouth on it.

My mouth on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, just open your mouth. Just kind of put it in your mouth. There you go.

Like that? Yeah, just kind of slide it up and down.

Kind of tilt your head back and forth and side to side as you do it.

There you go. That's it.

That's it.

You're going to just kind of tilt your head, move your head, roll your head

around while you do that. There you go.

Oh, there you go. That's it.

Oh, is that fun?

Yeah?

Wow,

you really take a lot of that down.

You're really good at this.

I like hot dogs and pickles.

That's right, that's right. You just play with that cucumber all day.

You know what? Let me relax. Why don't you get on my camera?

On all fours.

That's it. There you go.

Oh, that's it.

There you go.

There you go.

Yeah, that's it. That's it.

I

actually

really like this. Yeah?

Oh my god, you do that so well, honey.

You know what? It tastes better at the bottom.

At the bottom?

Uh -huh, yeah.

See what I mean?

Oh my,

don't tell me you haven't done this before, you little fibber.

I've never done this. Yeah.

You

know

what? I think it's my turn.

Your turn for what?

Well, why don't you sit right here and I'll show you.

Right there, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

What are you going to do?

You ready?

Yeah. Okay, close your eyes.

All right.

Oh, my.

What?

It's just a different feeling.

What is it feeling? I don't know. It's a lot different than the boys at school.

I don't think they know anything like this.

You feel a tingling, huh?

Yeah. It tickles a lot. You know what that feeling is? You know what it's

called? What?

It's called, you're going to be having an orgasm. An orgasm? Come on, you know

what that word means. I just, I don't think I've ever really had one.

Not in this way.

I don't know how to do this.

There you go.

There's going to be like a half a breath away of passing out.

no no stay there stay there uh you know what what why don't you sit on top of me

sit on top yeah yeah there you go that's it that's it

keep those right there there you go that's it just come on once

you climb on top there there you go just like this uh -huh there you go and hold

that hold that cheek open there you go and just let that slide

There you go. There you go.

Come on.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my.

There you go. That's it. All the way in.

Oh, that's it. There you go. Good. Slide it down.

Oh, that's it. That's it. There you go.

Oh. Oh.

Oh my God.

Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yes it does, doesn't it?

That's it.

Same rhythm as me.

Oh, my God.

This is definitely different.

Yes, it is.

I like when you think things.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh,

slow,

slow, really slow.

Oh, that's it. You like that? Yeah, yeah. Oh, good.

Yeah, you know, my turn, my turn. Once you stand up, I... Oh, that's it. Don't

you turn around for me.

Oh, yeah.

That's it, that's it. Do you want one of these?

No.

Let's get these on.

That's it.

I need so much. Drop your butt down. Drop your butt down. There it is.

There it is.

Right there.

Watch that back.

You don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to let you explode yet.

To explode?

Uh -huh, yeah.

Are you going to explode?

Oh, feel that, feel that.

Oh, that tastes

so good.

He's so strong.

He's so much different than the boy that's four.

Oh, you.

I knew you were a fibber. You told me you didn't ever did this before.

Not the way that you're doing it.

Mm -hmm.

Put it back in there.

You're working hard today.

That's it. Breathe deep through it.

Breathe deep through it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're such a man.

Oh, that's it. That's it. Come here.

Come here.

Ready? My turn. My turn. Sit up. Sit up. Sit up right here. Right here. Oh.

That's it, that's it.

There, taste Uncle Richie.

You taste so good.

Oh, yeah.

Thanks for teaching me these things.

Oh, absolutely.

I'll tell you what.

Actually, I think it's 3 o 'clock.

You know what?

Go get dressed. I'm going to take you out for burritos and a movie. It's like

old time.

Exactly. That would be so much fun. Not really like old times, but better than

old times. Better.

All right.

You got someone there. Why don't you go clean up? All right. Yeah.