All language subtitles for reba_s03e18_fight_or_flight

Mom here? Yeah, you're in the kitchen.

Who got your nose?

Who got it? That's a good way to make
your kid feel safe. Tell her parts of

body can get yanked off.

Hey there, neighbor.

How's school?

It was like work, but without the money.

I got news for you. So's work.

So what brings you around?

Well, I was on my way home to Dad's, but
then I remembered.

Dad's there.

Dad in his third degree.

Where were you? Who were you with? What
were you doing?

Oh, man, you'd think he's your father.

Then Barbara Jeans really starts.

Where were you really? Who were you
really with? How does the CD player

work?

Maybe she's just naturally inquisitive.
You know, like a chimp.

Look, they're just a little on edge
right now.

Your father trying to sell his practice
and trying to get this golf thing going.

Well, I wish they would stop.

I can't keep hanging out at the library.

I'm getting a bad reputation.

You want me to talk to them about it?

Ah, they wouldn't listen. They might.

I'll bring them some bananas.

Hey! My lips are planted in the past
Though my life is changing fast

Who I am and who I want to be A single
mom who works too

hard Who loves her kids and never stops
With gentle hands and a heart

What happened to me today?

What? I got asked to appear on The
Huddle, the teen's cable TV show.

Oh, you mean that goofy thing on, like,
Channel 2000?

It's Channel 200.

And it's not goofy. It's very
prestigious. And I'm the only rookie

asked to appear on it. Oh, hey, look at
you, Mr. Big Shot.

It's because you've been playing so
well.

And because you're hot.

No.

Well, I mean, yeah, but that's not the
only reason.

The team is starting this big marketing
campaign to have more families come to

games, and I'm one of the few players
with the family.

We are so lucky we got pregnant in high
school.

I haven't even told you the coolest part
yet. What? They asked me to have you

come on the show.

Cheyenne, we're both going to be on a TV
show.

Oh, God.

I am going to get you so ready for that
TV show.

I can't do this. Look, we're just
talking about it and I feel like I'm

throw up.

They say if you're nervous, you should
picture the people in their underwear.

I don't recommend it.

I always lose my train of thought when I
do that.

Yes, sorry.

Believe me, the best thing to do when
you're nervous is to talk slowly.

You should talk so slowly, you think it
sounds weird.

Okay.

Why do I have to be there, okay? I'm not
on the team. I'm just your hot wife.

They're just supposed to show me up in
the stands looking nervous when you get

hurt.

Giant,

I can't believe you don't want to do
this. I mean, you love having people

at you. Yeah, Van, look at me. Not ask
me questions, okay?

I was on the drill team, not the debate
club. Okay.

Hey, how's rehearsal going? Great.
Great.

Go ahead, Barbara Jean. Okay.

Ask me a question. All right.

So, Van, how do you balance your career
with your family life?

After all, you have a fairly large
extended family, don't you?

Well... Not yet.

Father -in -law is remarried.

Talk about a new wife.

Can I take a crack at that one?

Okay, okay, all right.

Cheyenne's turn.

Cheyenne, how has your life changed
since Van Term Pro?

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, Barbara Jean, you don't ask a pretty
blonde hard questions. You just admire

them.

Speaking of pretty blondes, where's
Brock?

Upstairs. Brock!

Oh, wow, Barbara Jean, you got a new
wall fairy?

Well, I had to.

Everybody knows fairies hang out in
threes.

Gee, Barbara Jean, when you yell like
that, you sound just like... Hey,

Reba.

But you sure do scoop when you're called
for, huh?

So what's up?

Ah, nothing. I was just at work today,
and Eugene was talking about you selling

your practice.

He was saying that it must be kind of a
tense time for you.

Yeah, well, you can tell Weasel Boy to
mind his own business.

Oh, I did.

But not before I made a bet with him
that even if things are tense, that you

aren't giving Kira a hard time.

You aren't, right?

Okay. What is this really about?

You are inquisitive, aren't you?

Shoot, I meant to bring you a banana.

Okay, wait a second.

What happened? Did Kira complain about
something?

No, Kira wasn't complaining.

Well, then why'd you come over here like
there's some big problem to solve?

Didn't say problem.

Good. Because there's not. The only
problem is if we let Kira play us

each other. Right.

And every time Kira says boo, you can't
rush over here to make sure we're good

parents. Didn't rush.

You're the one who said it's important
that we present a united front, Reba. I

know. I know.

Man, I wish I'd have brought a banana.

If I ran church, I'd have food there.

Candy and hamburgers.

You'd probably have a big church.

And soda. And I'd have TVs all over the
place. And video games. And it would

only be five minutes.

why you said you'd run school.

That's the way I'd run everything.

Hey, wait up. We're going, too.

Cheyenne and Elizabeth are getting
dressed.

You're going to church?

Wait a minute. What'd you do wrong?

Nothing. Church is just a good family
thing to do.

Oh, this is for that show thing he's
going on.

Show? What show?

Oh, right.

That TV thing. Jake, go grab the camera.
Mrs. H, I want you to take some

pictures of us praying.

Because you've got plenty to confess,
sister.

If you don't change your tone, that
might be true.

Dang it, Reba. We're not supposed to let
her play us against each other.

Family, can't all this ugliness wait
until after we worship the Lord?

Brock, what are you babbling about?

Kira and our united front. It undermines
our authority if you let her do things

like this. Things like what?

She can't come over here in the middle
of the night just because I yelled at

her. What?

Kara's not here.

Okay, everybody just calm down. Are you
sure she's not at your house? Oh, my

God.

Calm down, calm down, calm down. Oh, my
gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh.

No, Reba, she's not at our house. Maybe
she got up early and went to a friend's.

Reba, I've been up since five. She had
to have left in the middle of the night.

What about her boyfriend, huh?

That Scott kid. I will kill that kid.

All right, what's his home number? What
if they ran away to Vegas?

Who knows Scott's home phone number?

555 -0165. That's it. Call it.

555 -0165.

Gosh, come here, honey.

Oh, you are in big trouble. Oh, my sweet
baby.

It's busy. I'm going to keep calling.

I'm sorry, okay? I came in when
everybody was asleep and slept in my old

Without telling anyone, do you have any
idea how scared we all were?

You little knuckle bunny.

Thanks for making me sweat right through
my church clothes.

I'll come here anyway.

Church clothes?

I jumped over a fire hydrant in my
jammies.

Okay, Kira.

Funny joke.

Now here's what you won. You are
grounded.

You are big time, super sized, new and
improved, grounded.

When you come home from school, you go
to your room. When you leave your room,

you go to school. That's it.

That's not fair.

This wasn't fair.

Now you go home.

You see, Reba, this is what I was trying
to explain to you the other day.

She's just doing this to make us look
like bad parents. But we are not bad

parents. In fact, we are really good
parents. And despite how this little

makes it look, we are totally on top of
things.

Yeah.

Where's Henry?

Come on, Jake. We've got two more people
to pray for.

It doesn't match my clothes, Van. Let's
go. No, come on.

There's nothing to it. You're going to
do fine. Just remember what Barbara Jean

said.

Talk. It doesn't matter how I talk
because I'm not going to talk.

Slow.

Cheyenne.

Free donuts.

Run.

There's that rising star.

It is an honor to meet you, sir.

This is my wife, Cheyenne.

Cheyenne, it's nice to meet you.

Now, can I get you anything before we
get started?

Scotch.

Think we've got enough snacks for the
Van and Cheyenne show?

Yep. Man, they are so lucky.

Don't you think it would be cool to be
on a TV show?

A TV show?

Nah.

I think it'd be cool to be a singer.

I'll take all that in the living room,
and I'll bring the drinks.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, you here to see the big show?

Wait a minute. Aren't you supposed to go
directly home after school?

I'll just tell Colonel Clink I took the
scenic route.

Sorry,

Sheriff, but I'm with Colonel Clink on
this one.

You scared the heck out of us the other
night.

If you'd have woke me up when you got
here, things would be different.

But you handled this all wrong.

I know, and I said I was sorry.

You know, the thing that kills me is
that you did it knowing you'd get

Deliberately. No, I didn't.

Oh, come on, Carrie. You're not stupid.

You knew when they found out that your
father and Sergeant Schultz would freak.

I planned on waking up early and going
back before they got up. Yeah, right.

Like I did the other time.

What? Forget it. I'll just go home. No,
no, no, no, no. Sit down.

Are you saying that you've come over in
the middle of the night before?

Yeah, okay?

I have.

Sometimes I just can't take the fighting
and I need to get out of there.

What are you saying?

That they fight with you so much that
you feel like you have to run away?

Honey, is that what's happening?

No.

They fight with each other.

Oh.

I just can't stand listening to it.

It was 2 o 'clock in the morning and
they were still yelling in their room.

I just had to get out of there.

Okay, when they come out of the theme
music, they're going to cue me.

And it's our ball to run with.

How are you feeling, Cheyenne? You a
little nervous?

That's me on the monitor.

Oh, my God.

Well, I look...

I look great.

Ben, Ben, check it out. Look how goofy
your head looks.

I look great.

Ben,

honey, honey.

You okay, buddy boy?

Welcome to the huddle.

My very special guest today is rookie
standout linebacker and tight end, Van

Montgomery.

Welcome, number 88.

Hello.

We're also very excited to have Van's
lovely wife here with us today,

Oh, hello, Nick. It's great to be here
with you.

And with all you wonderful Houston fans.

Go Thunder Bears.

All right.

Yeah.

You know something? You're the first
player's wife we've had on this show.

I guess that makes me a rookie tunic.

So, Van, I know a lot of our viewers
with families are just.

Wondering how you managed to balance the
responsibilities of professional

athlete and father. Yeah.

Yeah.

I got her pregnant. I play football.

Well, Nick, Van is actually incredible
at both jobs. He gives it all he

has on the playing field and all he has
at home. You know, even after a tough

practice, he still comes home and reads
Elizabeth her bedtime stories.

Is that true, Ben?

Why don't we take a phone call?

Okay.

You're on the air with rookie sensation
number 88, Van Montgomery.

It's so nice to see a player who's a
nice family man.

Cheyenne, I love your hair.

Where do you get it cut?

That is so sweet.

Actually, I get it cut at Salon Verona
on Fair Oak.

Well, now that you've given them a plug,
I'm sure they'll cut it for free.

Really?

Well, in that case, I buy all of my
clothes at Donna's Outlet on Oak.

I got her pregnant.

Back to the phones.

You're in the huddle with Van and
Cheyenne Montgomery.

I mean, he has a beautiful wife. You're
so supportive of him.

Well, makeup, I'm blushing.

Well, you shouldn't be. That guy was
right on the mark. Oh, Nick, thank you.

Let's take another call. Okay.

You're on the air with Cheyenne
Montgomery.

Let's go ahead and save that one for
Oprah, lady.

So, Van, you sure seem like a guy who
just has it all. I mean, you have a

beautiful wife, wonderful child.

Tell us all what it's like to be a guy
who's on top of the world.

If you didn't, I taped it.

Yeah, I saw that.

Good job on coaching them.

Unbelievable. Kira's 15 minutes late.
You know what that means? No TV for the

rest of the week.

Well, that's great.

Then she can just sit in the kitchen and
stare at me.

Actually, she's over at my house.

What?

She's not supposed to go anywhere after
school. She's grounded.

I know that, Brock.

Maybe we ought to talk about that.

About you undermining our authority?

Neato, let's do talk about that.

Look, what Kira did the other night was
wrong. We all get that. Kira gets that.

But maybe it wouldn't be a bad thing if
she had some place to go to to chill

out. Oh, boy.

How mad would you have been if I'd
suggested something like that when she

living with you?

Touché. But the point is, she's over at
my house.

No, Reba.

No, I don't think it's a good idea. Now,
would you please go ask Kira to come

home? Pronto.

Yeah, you're not the only one who speaks
French.

I don't think I'm willing to do that.

At least not until we talk about this.

We have talked about it. What is going
on? What is she telling you?

I really can't say.

Why not?

Because she... Just because.

Well, gee, I thought you wanted to talk,
Reba.

Touché back at you.

She says that you guys yell at each
other.

Barbara Jean, I'm not trying to get in
your business here. Well, that's not

true. The biggest argument we have is
who loves the other one more.

I win.

Barbara Jean.

No, we don't yell.

It's okay. We don't yell!

I think it's hard for her to listen to.

Maybe because you know how it was in the
end between Brock and me.

Well, it's not like that with us, Reba.

It's always funny when we yell.

Yeah, we sure have been laughing a lot
around here lately.

I just want my daughter to feel safe.
And she does feel safe.

Why are we even talking about this?

Barbara Jean, if she's feeling like she
felt the other night and can't come to

my house, she's going to go somewhere.

And I don't think I'm going to let that
happen.

So what are we saying here, Reba?

I'm going to tell her that she's allowed
to come to my house when she needs to,

as long as she tells you. Fine.

Because she won't need to.

I mean, she's just making a mountain out
of a molehill. Now, if you'll excuse

me, I have to go check on the pot roast.

It's Kira's favorite, you know, although
I bet she tells you she hates it.

You always think the kids don't hear it,
you know? Yeah.

Well, tell her it's fine with me.

Okay.

By the way, she really does hate pot
roast.

Yeah, me too.