All language subtitles for reba_s03e12_all_growed_up

When is Cheyenne going to get home?

I'm dying to know how she did on the
test.

I need to wash these windows.

Mom, don't get your hopes up. Cheyenne's
taking a college exam, not just

guessing which hand the candy is in.

Besides, what's the big deal if she
fails? Maybe she's not cut out to be a

dentist. I'll tell you what the big deal
is. No matter how old you kids are, I

still want to protect you.

Shoot, if I thought you could still
breathe, I'd bubble wrap you.

Hey, have you heard from Cheyenne?

Do I look like I've heard from Cheyenne?

If I had, I'd go, uh, or, not, uh.

I have been sending Cheyenne good
thoughts all day.

For her and Sting.

I love Sting.

Hey, Barbara Jean, guess which hand. Oh,
I'm not going to fall for that.

You never have any candy.

Left.

Where is she? This can't be good.

Reba, relax. I'm sure she did just fine.

And so what if she didn't? Heck, I
flunked my first three pre -med exams

barely squeaked by on my fourth.

You must be so proud.

Now, Brock Cheyenne's taking a big risk
here.

She's dreaming of being a dentist.

I remember how crushed I was when I
wasn't perky enough for the price is

Someday, Bob Barker.

This is so nerve -wracking. I mean, I
let my little birdie leave the nest, and

now she's out there flying around on a
world full of plate glass windows. Here

she comes.

Hey, little birdie, how'd it go?

Oh, honey.

Oh, you know what? I squeaked by on my
fourth try, and I'm sure you will, too.

Gotcha!

I've got to think it was the studying.

We have to celebrate. I am taking
everybody out to dinner. I'm even

for lobster.

But only for Cheyenne.

Honey, I am so proud of you.

You picked a really tough career, and so
far you're doing great. Thank you, but

you deserve a lot of the credit, Mom.

Even though I said at first you
shouldn't do it? Yeah, because it was

you did believe in me, I knew I could do
it.

I'm pretty sure I believed in you right
from the beginning.

I'm pretty sure we're not talking about
you.

I believed in you.

I believe you can do anything you set
your mind to.

You and Sting.

You know, I have to say, it seems like
you two are really growing up and making

some solid decisions.

Guess what, everybody?

I'm quitting school.

I want you to divorce him.

Go get me a switch.

Mrs. H, I'm not quitting just to do
nothing. I got a tryout with Arena

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to be a dentist, and you're
going to be a pro football player?

We're going to be a power couple, honey.

Man, that is so awesome. Excuse me,
honey.

This could be your stepping stone to the
NFL, and I want you to remember, I've

always believed in you and your ability
to get me seats on the 50 -yard line.

football. Yeah, I know, I know, but the
scallops isn't practically a lock. And

get this, I could make 60 G's a year.

$60 ,000?

Yeah!

We're gonna be rich!

Hey, 50 yard line seats and a parking
pass.

$60 ,000 phones a year to do what you
love?

Okay, this just in.

I just don't think it's a good idea.

Oh.

So, are you saying I shouldn't do it?

No, I just think it's a bad idea, but
you do what you think's best.

So, who wants pie?

Jim, that is not fair.

She can't say it's a bad idea and then
offer me pie.

and it was his decision. That's a big
step for me.

Mom, he's not going to try out because
he knows and thinks it's a bad idea.

Well, that's another thing you can thank
me for one day.

And what a busy day that's going to be.

Okay, I'm off to school.

Another day, another zero dollars.

I hate to sound preachy, but stay in
school. Don't do drugs.

saying is colleges are full of people
who thought college was going to get

somewhere. And where are they?

In college.

Think about it.

Mom, this isn't like all of our other
decisions.

Van really thought this one out.

Oh, I'm sure he's got 60 ,000 reasons.

He just cares about the blink blink.

It's bling bling, Mom.

is what I do when Dad tells another one
of his golf stories.

Whatever. I just don't think Van
realizes what he's given up.

Honestly, Mom, Van's not that into
school.

You know, he's only there to play
football.

Okay, what if he gets hurt?

He's not going to have an education to
fall back on.

Mom, even if Van played for just one
year, it would give us enough money that

could go back to school anytime he
wanted to.

And it would pay for my dental school,
and we could start a college fund for

Elizabeth.

Okay.

I'm going to need a little time to find
the flaws in this argument, so until

then, let's just slide them aside and
pretend they don't count.

Anything else?

Mom, I think Van and I are finally
putting things together.

You know, and if you look past the whole
teen pregnancy thing, we've made a lot

of really good choices.

Okay, fine, but if I find out that Kira
taught you how to argue with me, you're

all in trouble.

Van, would you come in here, please?

Did you call me?

Because I was thinking about getting a
haircut. You might want to kill that

dream.

Listen, I realize that I might have been
a little quick to judge.

So if you really want to try out for the
arena football, you have my blessings.

What's your game, lady?

No game. Cheyenne just convinced me that
there's another way of looking at this.

And maybe I was looking at it in a
negative way.

But it's just that I was trying to
protect you guys.

So you still think it's a bad idea?

Who knows?

Maybe it's a great start for you and a
great career.

I mean, it could go from arena football
to the NFL, and you could take the

Cowboys to the Super Bowl.

I mean, this tryout could set you up for
the rest of your life.

You really think I could do it?

I really do.

Well, thanks, Mrs. H. You have no idea
what this means to me.

I'm going to go get started. on the rest
of my life.

Darn.

Okay, Mom, I'm heading home. And I'll be
at Tommy's. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you finish your homework?

Nope, and I'm never doing homework
again.

Kira said I can drop out of school like
that.

Kira?

Well, he's going to eventually. I mean,
you've talked to the boy.

Don't you think he's peaked?

Jake, go upstairs.

Kira will help you with your homework.

Oh, man.

Well, we'll start with subtraction. What
is my life minus two hours?

You know, I taught her how to read, too.

You know what I taught you?

Shut up, Kara.

Have you heard from Diane?

No, but I know he's going to make the
team.

Last night, we had one of our good luck
fights.

For a couple of minutes, I couldn't even
stand him.

You're an odd young couple.

Mom, he has guts. to make the team. I've
already imagined how awesome our life

will be.

I can't go back to how it was before.

You mean this morning? Yeah.

He's not back yet. Oh, good.

We wanted to be here for the good news.

Now, remember, everybody, this is a big
moment in Van's life.

Of course, that doesn't mean we can't
horn in on it.

Hey. Hi.

Honey, how did it go?

I can tell you how it went, or you can
read about it in Van's Stinks magazine.

Well, at least you got your own
magazine.

Wait a minute. You're doing the same
thing that Cheyenne did to us. Come on.

Come on. Say it. Gotcha.

I made it. Come on. You dog.

Go on and yell at Van. Yell. Gotcha.

Honey.

Van.

Gotcha.

I'm going to be upstairs taking a long
look in the mirror.

That myself.

He just won't quit. I know he's messing
with us.

No, he's not. Who wants pie?

Hey, honey, how's Van? Any better?

is good enough to make that team.

He's fantastic under pressure.

Did he say what happened? He just said
he keeps on thinking about what Mom

You know how this is his big chance.

Oh, Reba.

You sent Van off thinking?

Thinking is highly overrated.

Yeah, well, now it all makes sense.

No, an athlete can't be thinking. He's
got to go on instinct.

It's like golf. You know, the other day
I was on this par five, okay?

Second shot, 240 yards over water to the
green.

And I kept thinking that my five wood
wasn't going to be enough. And sure

enough, I hit it right in the water.

Double bogey.

What's your point, Brock?

No point, Reba.

Can't I just get a bad day off my chest?

Awful? I didn't mean to put pressure on
Van. I was trying to be supportive.

I mean, it worked when I did it with
Cheyenne's test.

You know what?

Now that I think about it, I did feel a
little more nervous.

Who knows?

You might have cost me an A.

Why don't we just give Van another
tryout?

We can tell the coach he just cracked
under pressure.

Sure.

Coaches love that in a player, right
after a slow and throws like a girl.

Is there any reason someone could get
another tryout? I don't know, maybe.

I guess if they were sick or something.

Then he's thick. Oh, broken leg.

Barbara Jean, the coach saw him.

If he had broken his leg, he'd be
wearing a cast.

Right, no cast.

Oh, I got it.

Then he'd be in a wheelchair.

I'll think of something on my way over
there.

Hey, boo, where are you going? Shouldn't
Van go?

Van go.

Van go!

Tell the coach he cut his ear off.

Come in.

Hi there, I'm Reba Hart.

Well, if you're here for the...

A cheerleader.

Anyway, I'm looking for the coach who
held the football tryouts this

That would be me.

Oh. Coach Klaas. Nice to meet you.

No, I want to talk to you about my son
-in -law who tried out today but didn't

make it.

Oh, please, don't be one of those.

One of those what?

One of those mothers or fathers or
whoever who call me when somebody

make the team.

Nobody believes their all -star just
isn't good enough.

Oh, that must be terrible.

But in my case, it's true.

Why is that? Because your family's
perfect and nobody could possibly fail?

Bobby was nervous. Bobby was sick. Well,
you know what?

Sometimes Bobby just stinks.

Well, he doesn't stink.

He probably plays better than anybody
else on your stinking team.

Sure he does.

What would a football coach know about a
good player? You know what they say. If

you want to know if a guy can play, ask
his mother -in -law.

You know what?

I'm glad Van didn't make the team,
because that would mean I'd have to see

arrogant, judgmental coach low class
like you again.

Van, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're Van Montgomery's mother -in -law?
Yeah.

He didn't show up for his triad.

He what?

I figured he was sick or something.

Until you came down here and started
screaming at me.

Gotcha!

Oh, you thought I was all rude and crazy
for real?

here to reschedule the tryout because of
what you said, that he was sick and

all. What happened to him?

Oh, well, the doctor thought he might
have had a broken leg or cut off his

but he's played through worse.

Okay. Look, I'd be happy to give him
another tryout. We've heard good things

about him. Oh, great.

Okay. Thank you very much. You're
welcome. Yeah.

Bye.

Hey!

You sure you're not a cheerleader?

Would you stop?

What is it, hon? Because for the tenth
time, if something's bothering you, I'd

be glad to talk.

Oh, no.

I'm okay. I think I'm getting over it.
All right.

Hey, Mrs. Beach.

Where were you? Oh, I was down visiting
with Coach Clash. I gotta go.

Get in the back here.

What's going on?

Van didn't go to the tryout.

Van, is that true?

Maybe.

Maybe? Yeah.

You mean you lied to us and you made us
feel terrible for you and you didn't

even go?

I know, I know.

If I were a guy like me, I'd hate
myself.

And I am. So I do.

Trust me, that coach has great taste.

I couldn't take the pressure.

If you didn't make it? If I did, you
said this would set us up for life.

Life. Man, I was being encouraging. You
were being terrifying.

Suddenly it hit me.

If I made the team, I'd have a career.

Do you know what that would make me?

An adult.

Are you in the room for the part where
your wife had a baby?

Listen, I know we're parents, but still,
we didn't have to grow up so fast.

You were always more parentee.

Parentish?

Parentilius.

If I have a career, then we have to go
out on our own.

And if I blow it, then my entire family
suffers.

At this age, I don't think I'm ready to
be the man of the house.

I like it when you're the man of the
house.

So you want me to cook and clean and
take care of you for the rest of your

And I'd be very grateful.

Man, you're using me as your crutch. Now
this has got to stop.

What do you mean?

You can't take away a man's crutch.

You have to make your own decisions
without my opinion.

And if you fail, you fail.

You deal with it.

Now, I got you another tryout. And
whether you use it or not, that's up to

Wait, wait, wait.

You asked the coach to give me another
tryout.

Oh, man, now he's going to think I'm
some mama's boy in law.

No comment.

Fly away, little birdies.

Good luck, world.

So

I

guess you're mad at me, too.

What, that you're scared of growing up?
Uh, I know the feeling.

Van, you're not alone out there, okay?

Whatever happens, happens to us.

You know, we're a team.

And I got news for you. You do not have
to be the man of the house. We both will

be.

We succeed together and we fail
together.

You mean it?

So do we think I should try out for the
team?

Yeah, we do.

Okay. And hey, if I don't make the team,
it doesn't matter because you're still

going to become a dentist.

Trying to put all the pressure on me?

Just make the team. Okay.

And just think of it this way. If
everything else goes wrong, we can

with Mom for the rest of our lives.

If you're nervous about Vance trying,
I'd be more than happy to talk.

No, no, it's okay. I'm fine.

Not really nervous nervous anyway, you
know. I'm just more like, hmm, I wonder

if he made it nervous.