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Hey, Mom. Hey.
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You look great. Can't talk. You haven't
seen me.
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Hey there, Kira.
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You forgot your lunch.
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Again?
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Oh, look. All pink and sparkly, just
like Kira.
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Mom, Kira, now you take that lunch box.
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And whatever you do, don't you lose it.
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And if you do, pick up another one on
the way home.
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Oh. Okie dokie, Smokey. Oh, my gosh.
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You just said okie dokie, Smokey.
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That's my favorite catchphrase. Oh, that
is needle -rific.
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Yes, I did. I spoke like you.
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Remember me?
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Hey. Hey, you guys want some waffles?
Waffles?
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Never had waffles three days before a
big game, and I'm not about to start
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You can't mess with the mojo.
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How about you, Cheyenne?
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Once again, see, no.
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Neither one of us can have waffles until
Saturday.
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This can never change.
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You can't be serious. Oh, he is.
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Let me tell you something. Nothing makes
you want to have a waffle more than
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someone telling you you can't.
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It's like the forbidden waffle.
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Hey, I know it sounds silly, but as far
as I'm concerned, my superstitions are a
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big part of my success.
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Like it has nothing to do with your
ability?
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Surprisingly little.
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Here we go!
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He is so nervous about the football
game.
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It's his first college third.
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I know how he feels.
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It's like me on the high school debate
team.
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A kid told me to shut up, and I froze.
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Well, not a kid, a judge.
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A kid and a judge.
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And some parents.
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Well, I'm nervous, too. I mean, there's
three huge outlet malls in Dallas, and
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it looks like I'm only going to have
time to hit two of them.
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Good luck to you in this very trying
time.
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Thank you.
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Well, don't worry about anything on this
end.
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Elizabeth is going to be very happy.
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Can't sleep over it.
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Barbara Jean's House of... Something
Snappy.
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I'm still working on the title.
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Wait a minute. Camp what? Camp Sleepover
at Step -Grandma Barbara... Say what?
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You keep working on the name, and I'll
keep Elizabeth here.
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Mom, before you freak out, we thought
it'd be fun for Elizabeth to spend the
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weekend with Henry. You're right.
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She should spend time with Henry.
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Have Barbara Jean drop him off.
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Mom, we already told Barbara Jean that
she could take care of her. Well, then
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tell her you didn't tell her. How hard
is it to confuse her?
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Look at how small my head is.
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Kids love that stuff, okay?
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Well, Reva, looks like you got all these
extra waffles and just me to eat them.
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Perfect. You know what?
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I love to have my breakfast out on the
patio.
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eating outside.
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It'll be just like a picnic.
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You know, Brock and I used to go on
those all the time.
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Of course, that was when we were keeping
our love secret.
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If squirrels could talk.
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Apparently, nuts can.
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With gentle hands and the heart of a
fighter, I'm a
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survivor.
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Here you go, Van. No, no, no, Mr. H.
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You rolled my socks into a ball.
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Fold and tuck.
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Fold and tuck bring you luck.
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Now I have to go have a grape soda so it
doesn't rain.
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Cheyenne, you have to put the ice in the
glass.
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Hey, make sure it's not crushed ice.
That might make it snow.
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What do you think?
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It's my picture.
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Gee, I was hoping you'd swallowed your
head.
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I'm wearing mine under my shirt.
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Someone might want to steal it.
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They're not only cute and 100 % cotton,
they're also practical.
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This way, if Elizabeth and I get
separated at the mall, security will
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she belongs to.
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Why would you get separated?
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Oh, I know it's unlikely it will ever
happen, but once bitten, twice shy.
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Okay, Barbecue, why don't you go grab
Elizabeth? Okay. Wait, what? Wait, wait
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minute.
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You lost Elizabeth at the mall?
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No. Oh, good.
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I lost Henry.
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It was about a month ago. I just turned
around and he was gone.
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Poof! Oh, I'll tell you what, that was
the longest seven minutes of my life.
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Anyway, camp time!
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Does Van and Cheyenne know about this?
Okay, look, before you overreact, it's
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not as bad as it sounds. He wasn't
really lost.
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He was in the pants rack, two feet away,
hiding from her.
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I've hidden from her once. I climbed a
tree, ran into the mailman.
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So you can see the humor in the
situation.
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It's kind of funny, huh? Oh, yeah.
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You're going to make a big deal out of
this, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Here we go again.
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I don't know why I keep coming over
here.
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Hey, Brock, how's the wife? Great. We
moved three doors down for my ex -wife.
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That was a good idea. Hey, maybe next
time we can all just move in together.
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Yeah!
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Too much foam. Too much foam!
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I need to talk to you two about Barbara
Jean watching Elizabeth.
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Mom, we're not going to change our
minds. Oh, I think you might. When you
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little story, I call Barbara Jean lost
Henry at the mall.
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What?
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Henry's gone?
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you found him.
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Oh!
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Well, that's a short story, but very
exciting.
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Mom, we already knew about that. And she
was so great, she found him in like
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seven minutes. No, she was not great.
She lost him for seven minutes. See?
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The glass is half empty.
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Well, as long as it's not a bunch of
foam, I'm cool with it.
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Mom, nobody is perfect. Even you. I
never said I was perfect.
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It's just that...
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Certain people make me look that way by
comparison.
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I think you're perfect when you're
awake.
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What the heck does that mean?
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It means 16 hours. There, you are
perfect.
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Okay, Ben, come on.
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Cheyenne, your mother asked a question.
The other day when we got home and you
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were watching her, you were asleep on
the couch.
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Elizabeth was napping. I'd had a big old
turkey sandwich. I was watching golf.
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Shoot, I'm surprised I'm awake now.
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We totally trust you, and we trust
Barbara Jean.
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All things being equal, we chose her for
this weekend.
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Okay, not going to rain. Let's hit the
road.
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Okay, fine. You leave me no choice.
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Call your coach. You're grounded.
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What?
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Oh, Matt, do you see what happens when
you pour too much foam?
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Van, she cannot ground us. We're adults.
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And, Mom, we have to go. Please don't be
mad at us. Oh, I am too mad.
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Until you get into that car.
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Because I want you to be safe.
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So, call me when you get there so I'll
know to be mad again, okay?
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So be safe. Call me. Godspeed.
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Are you mad right now?
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Godspeed!
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Okay, barber team. Take good care of our
little girl.
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Bye, Munchkin.
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Hey,
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Cheyenne. Here's that CD for the ride.
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And Van, I don't know why you think what
you think, but...
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The spell is hereby lifted.
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Um, thanks.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I can't afford a long goodbye, so
let's get going.
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Bad luck? No, but crying before the game
is.
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Am I missing my baby?
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gonna go pick up henry and then we're
gonna go to the zoo won't that be fun oh
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wait a minute you're gonna take the two
kids to the zoo well that's like a mall
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with dangerous animals oh it sounds
exciting i
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don't think you should go the the zoo is
full of um drunk
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now you're thinking of the pta
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I'm going with you.
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You want to go with me?
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I didn't say that.
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I said I'm going with you.
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Oh, my gosh. A good day just got great.
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I'm going to go grab you a t -shirt,
River.
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Don't hurry.
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You're going to just do with her?
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Oh, I get it. You two stroll by the
alligator pond and then bump slash
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Barbara Jean.
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I'm going to keep an eye on Elizabeth.
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And afterwards, the barber team will be
exhausted, and I'll volunteer to take
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over baby -fitting.
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Oh, well, that's a pretty elaborate
plan.
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Yeah, and if that doesn't work, maybe
the baboons will kidnap her and make her
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their queen.
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My feet are killing me.
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they had to make the zoo so big.
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Why don't they just put all the animals
in one cage so you don't have to walk
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ten miles?
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You know, I always feel sorry for them.
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Stuck in cages like that.
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There you go.
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Oh, Jakey, what was your favorite part?
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The pigeons.
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Well, those weren't really part of the
zoo.
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Yeah, but one pooped out.
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I had a great time.
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We should do something without the kids.
You know, just you and me.
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Maybe we could go hunting.
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Not today.
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I got a million errands to run before
Brock gets home.
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Oh, well, why don't I watch the kids and
put them down for a nap?
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No, that's okay. Oh, but I want to. No,
I don't think so.
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You just get your sleep.
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No, the kids are going to sleep. I'm not
going to.
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Unless there's golf on TV.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Reba, I can't risk it. You will fall
asleep. You have a reputation.
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I have a reputation?
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A bit of a temper, too. That has been
mentioned.
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I may lose my temper, but I didn't lose
a child.
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Oh, how dare you accuse me of doing
something I told you I did.
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No wonder I don't want you staying alone
with my grandchild.
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Is that why you came to the zoo with me
today? To spy on me?
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I thought we were bonding.
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But you weren't bonding. You were James
Bonding.
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Well, I didn't go to the zoo to punish
my fate.
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Great. You know what? Well, if I'm just
such a terrible parent, why don't you
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watch her? You know, if you're just so
perfect.
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Then it's settled.
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Fine. I will just take him.
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That's Elizabeth.
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on this floor, unlimited ice.
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You know what's the coolest part about
this hotel room? We get to leave stuff
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lying around on the floor and mom can't
yell at us.
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So honey, what do you want to do first?
I want to lay on this couch and watch
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TV. You're on your own.
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What are you talking about? Don't you
want to go check out Dallas?
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It's awesome.
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Look, you've really been on edge for the
past couple days and I think if we stay
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pooped up in the hotel room, we're bound
to get into a fight.
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Oh, yeah.
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A doozy.
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Wait. You want to get into a fight? Yes.
Us fighting is a good luck charm.
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Oh, yeah? Then why aren't we rich?
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Look, the day before the city
championship, we had a huge fight.
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I had three touchdowns. The day before
the Houston Scouts came, we had a fight.
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I got a scholarship.
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Tomorrow's my first start. I need our
biggest fight yet.
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believe this. You brought me here
planning on us having a bad time?
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Well, you're off to a really good start,
you big jerk. That's good. That's good.
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But let's not start off too early. I
want to make sure we go to bed angry.
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So my feelings mean nothing to you? I'm
just some part of your stupid mojo?
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Does that upset you?
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Yes! Then yeah.
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You know what? I never want to talk to
you ever again. Oh, come on, Cheyenne.
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I'm doing this for us.
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Such a great game tomorrow.
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Hey, Reba. Hey.
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Hey, Jake. How was the zoo?
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A pigeon pooped on a guy.
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Yeah, well, maybe the guy started it.
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Hey, listen, bud. Can I get a moment
with your mom?
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Okay. But tell mom you like your bean
picture.
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She made it by herself.
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Reva. I know what you're going to say.
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I'm sorry, Brock, but I think Elizabeth
is better off with me.
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You know what? You're forgetting that I
was here when you raised our kids.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Gee, remember when Cheyenne shoved a
bean up her nose? Or how about Kira
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her head stuck in the banister? Or Jake
swallowing a $1 .50 in change?
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Oh, that was my fault. I told him it was
lunch money.
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The point is...
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No one's a perfect parent, Reba.
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Okay, maybe I'm not perfect. Fine.
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At least I'm not annoying.
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She goes around all the time saying
these goofy things like, okey -dokey,
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Smokey, and, oh, those waffles are
waffle -tastic.
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So what, you don't want her to watch
Elizabeth because she has a way with
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Yes, because it rubs off on people.
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It's already started with Kira.
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If I'm not careful, I'm going to have a
two -year -old walking around asking for
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a cookie -wookie.
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That's the way kids talk.
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She won't stop.
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Why is this suddenly an issue? She's
always been like that.
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Heck, at our wedding, she said, I do,
Magoo.
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And that must have been very annoying
for you.
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No, I laughed, like you just did.
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I didn't laugh, I scoffed. Oh, come on,
admit it. She makes you laugh.
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I laugh at her.
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Okay, twice, I laughed with her. But way
more at her.
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Reba. You like her.
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I do not. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes,
you do. You're beginning to find her
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charming and funny and delightful.
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Okay. Maybe she's not an awful person.
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And maybe somewhere very deep inside
that queen of baboons
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is a good heart.
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But other than that, she drives me
crazy.
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I think what's driving you crazy is
you're beginning to like her.
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You know what the problem with this
divorce is?
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It's too nice.
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Even I'm getting sucked in. Everybody
walking around getting along.
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It's ridiculous.
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I know. Where's the hate?
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00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,860
So are you going to apologize to her?
Yes.
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There's nothing she likes better than an
apology -wology.
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second. I'm going to put you on the
speakerphone. Jake wants to hear, too.
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on.
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Okay, go ahead.
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Yes, can I have a cheeseburger and some
curly fries?
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Shh, he thinks it's funny.
295
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Go ahead, Van.
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Oh, it went great. I had two touchdowns
and a fumble recovery.
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You like me.
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Barb Jean, you think I'm a good person.
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And I also said that you're very
annoying. I didn't want you around my
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granddaughter. And yet, you like me.
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00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,510
See, that's the very thing that makes
you so annoying.
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I'm annoying, but she likes me.
303
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Okay, that's enough.
304
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I'm annoying, but she cares.
305
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Stop it. She says to stop it, but she
likes me.
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Okay,
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song over.
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00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,250
So what, you just came over here to
gloat?
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00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:17,810
No, I came to say thank you.
310
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:19,430
Why?
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00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:23,130
Well, it's just with me being the other
woman and all, our friendship got off to
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a bad start.
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very special to me and it's just good
news to find out that I'm special to you
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00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,420
too. Okay, wait, let's get this very
clear.
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I'm still way more special to you than
you are to me.
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But I'm catching up.
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I'll be by later and we can chat some
more.
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Okie dokie, Smokey.
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Please tell me she didn't hear that.
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And next, we've got an all new Grounded
for Life.
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