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Come on, Jake, finish up.
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You didn't pour my milk.
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That's because you never tipped me.
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Why didn't you say something?
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I was waiting for a commercial.
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You're watching a commercial.
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Oh.
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Then can I get one of those?
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Jake, look, cereal.
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Can you pick Elizabeth up after work?
Honey, I can't. I've got to get Jake
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karate. Oh, but I have a night class and
Van has a scrimmage.
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Oh, can I get one of those?
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Okay, fine. I'll figure out a way to get
Elizabeth.
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Oh, thank you, Mom. You bet. Oh, shoot.
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I am running late. Can one of you guys
drop off Jake?
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Oh, I can't. I've got to take Elizabeth
to her checkup.
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Van, what about you? Sure.
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I'll wait today.
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No, I can't.
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Oh, well, thanks for getting my hopes
up.
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Jake, why aren't you eating?
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I don't have a spoon.
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Is this your first breakfast?
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Hey, Reba, you got a second? Sure, it's
my slow time.
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I was just wondering if Jake could come
over to our house for dinner tonight.
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It's kind of a special occasion. We're
having cake and ice cream.
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What, Barbara Jean's got a new beanie
baby?
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Seriously?
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It's number 450, which is a state
record. Can he come?
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Please? I don't know. It's a school
night. You'll have homework.
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Tell you what, I'll pick him up after
school. Heck, I'll even drop him off now
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if you want me to. Okay, fine, but you
owe me.
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Hey!
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never stops. With gentle hands and the
heart of a fighter.
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I'm a survivor.
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Hey. Hey, Kara. How's school?
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Good. But I really missed you today.
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This is one fiddle that says, play me.
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Look.
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Is that a cat?
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Can we keep her, please?
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Oh, Kira, you know your father is
deathly allergic to cats.
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What's her name?
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Well, she doesn't have one yet.
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Hey, maybe you... Clap, clap.
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Mimi found her and her dad said they had
to get rid of it.
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Well, I don't know, Kira.
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I'm not even sure my dad's really
allergic to cats. He just doesn't want
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told my mom once that he was allergic to
minivans.
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Oh, he is, Kira.
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We test drove one.
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Please, Barbara Jean.
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I don't want to sound all mushy, but
there's just something about her. She
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like she's lonely.
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Like she needs someone to love her.
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Like a certain teenage girl.
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Yes.
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Well, okay.
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We'll keep her hidden in the attic.
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No, the cat -ic.
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Oh,
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that is a great place to hide a cat.
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In fact, it's almost... Say it. Come on,
Kira.
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Perfect. Hey,
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Van.
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Oh, hey, Mrs. H. How was work?
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Oh, what can I say? It's a dentist
office.
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People scream and we take their money.
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Hey, Mrs. H. If I were to tell my
professor that it's against my religion
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study economics, would you give me a
note to back me up?
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for the fifth day in a row. No!
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Where is everybody?
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Oh, Cheyenne's over at Mr. H's and Jake
took Elizabeth to a Mommy and Me class.
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Switch that.
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Jake's over at Brock's again?
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Oh, man, did he do his homework first?
Well, he didn't do mine, I can tell you
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that.
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No, he didn't! See, that's the bad thing
about Brock and Barbara Jean living
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right down the street.
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That and... fact that Brock and Barbara
Jean live right down the street.
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Oh, and Mr. H called. He said that
Jake's going to be eating over there
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and he'll walk him home later.
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He's eating over there again? That's the
fourth time this week.
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Well, you know what economists say.
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I have no idea. Please write me a note.
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And I bet they're not having healthy
food.
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Yeah, I bet they're having cake and ice
cream and cooking hot dogs on a stick in
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the fireplace.
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Hot dogs on a stick?
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Do you know that for a fact?
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And I bet he's drinking sodas.
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And playing video games all night long.
This is an outrage.
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I should march over there and keep an
eye on him. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'll do it.
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I was a little busy and Brock took
advantage of me. I'm going to put an end
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this right now.
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Be sure and bring back some hot dogs.
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Roddy, that's just got to stop.
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Thank you for your blessings, Lord.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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Too late, Reba. But maybe if you hurry,
you can stop the neighbors from saying
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grace.
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What's up, Mom?
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Up? Oh, nothing.
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I was just passing by and figured it'd
be really funny if I just came running
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here like a wild woman.
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Wasn't that funny?
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That was really funny.
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Thanks, buddy.
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So, dinner, huh?
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What you having there, Jakey? It's
broccoli.
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Is there something you need, Reba?
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Like, maybe a doorbell?
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Just eat your vegetables, bud. Reba?
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Actually, Brock, I would like to speak
to you privately in the other room.
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About what?
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I guess I'm going to tell you in the
other room.
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Excuse me.
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Listen.
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What's going on here?
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It's called... family dinner. It's a
strange ritual that we do every night at
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six. Please don't report us to the
authorities.
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Brock, Jake has homework and I don't
want him doing it when you finally drag
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home when he's all tired out.
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Yeah, me neither. That's why I had him
do today's homework before dinner.
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tomorrow's assignment.
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Wait a minute.
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You get him to do his homework and you
get him to eat his Brock -o -leeve?
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And he still wants to come over here?
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Why?
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I don't know, Reva. Maybe for the same
reason that I like it when he comes over
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here. Yeah, why's that?
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Because... Forget it, it's silly.
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Yeah, so were our wedding vows, but I
listened.
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Because it feels like it used to feel
when we were all together. It feels like
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family. Hey, well, last time I checked,
we're still a family over at my house,
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too.
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Look, I think his coming over here is a
good thing.
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Now, can I please go eat my dinner?
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You guys cooking hot dog?
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Hey, Ma. What are you doing?
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Eating chips.
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Look at this.
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Family size.
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Even the snacks are mocking me.
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We're not the family we used to be,
Cheyenne.
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Oh, no.
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Grandma died.
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No!
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Brock moved out. Kira moved out.
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Jake would rather be over there.
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My whole family's slowly moving three
houses that -a -way.
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Well, Mom, if you're feeling lonely,
Vanna and I could have more kids.
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It's just that it's your dad's house.
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They have the kind of life I always
thought I'd have.
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They sit down to meatloaf at 6 o 'clock.
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We have leftovers between commercial
breaks. We stink!
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Like normal people.
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Hey, Mom, look around. That's America.
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Over at Dad's, they're like a bunch of
French people.
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I feel like Jake's missing out on the
kind of life that you guys had.
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I mean, you're not the way it used to
be, right?
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Of course I did, but we're all... Really
busy. I'm not going to drop out of
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school to have meatloaf at 6 o 'clock.
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There's nothing we can do about it.
Nothing we can do about it? There's
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something we can do about it.
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We can try harder.
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Try harder how?
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We can start having dinner together.
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Ooh, got to take a rain check. I got a
study group, and man, he's really busy.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, don't plan anything for breakfast.
We're going French!
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Clap Clap's doing great up there. Oh,
yeah.
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She's fine.
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I'm dying.
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You're not cat -tageous, are you?
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Don't try to kiss up. Although, good
one.
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I'm allergic to her.
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I thought you owned Capped before.
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The other Clap Claps.
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No.
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Sadly, Clap Claps 1 and 2 were
imaginary.
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Number 1 died and...
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Number two ran away?
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Will his dad fix too?
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No. You were right. He was lying, the
cheat.
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And if I wasn't keeping a secret from
him, I would bust him on it.
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I would let the cat out of the bag.
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How are you feeling, honey?
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I told you.
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I'm fine.
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God help us if you ever get sick.
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Kara, were you just up in the attic?
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We have an attic?
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Well, we need to call an exterminator. I
just heard something running around up
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there. No, you didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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I meant, yes, you did.
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I said, no, you didn't.
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Meaning, like, no.
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I've been forgetting to be more emphatic
lately.
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You really should get some rest. And
give the exterminator a call, okay?
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Okay, I will!
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Okay, Kira, I'm sorry. Look, this cat
has got to go.
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I have a puffy -eyed snot machine.
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Just give me some more time.
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Do it in loving memory of Clap Clap the
first.
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If he knew today, it would have been her
birthday.
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Hey, Dan.
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What's up?
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Just me.
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Wait, don't tell me.
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You cut your hair.
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Listen, I brought you a little
something.
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Oh, a cat?
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You can't bring a cat in here, Cheyenne.
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Nobody is allergic to cats.
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Oh, yeah. Her eyes get all runny. Her
face swells up if she's anywhere near
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Even a pretty little thing like you.
Maybe she's just doing that because she
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doesn't want you to have a cat.
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Doing what?
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Swells her face?
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I always liked dogs.
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How different could a cat be?
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Hello? Anybody home? It'll be our little
secret.
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BJ? Hey, sweetie.
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Hey, Cheyenne.
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You're home. You're Homer.
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You're Homer. Ah!
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Barbecue. Ah!
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He is such a good dancer.
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Have a seat, and I'll make you some
pancakes.
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Oh, I can't eat anything.
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Oh, please, we can't have a family
breakfast without any family, even if
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all yucky.
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Have a seat.
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Okay.
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And could you smile a little more?
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See? Van was right. You do look good.
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And there he is.
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Now, as soon as Van gets here, we'll all
sit down to our nice family breakfast,
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like the family that we are.
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Hey, Dash, shut up.
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Here's your cereal, Jake, in a bowl,
just the way you like it.
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Good morning, everyone.
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Hello, dear. Hi.
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Hey there, sport.
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What are you doing?
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Cheyenne filled me in, and I want to
show Jake.
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that there's still a daddy in this
house.
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That paper boy threw this under the
sprinkler again this morning.
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The little cuss.
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Knock it off and take off that sweater.
Well, not in front of the little ones.
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eating together at the same time.
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So, Jake, how's school going, little
buddy? I'm done.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Nobody gets to leave until we're all
done.
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We're never going to finish.
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Can I turn on the TV?
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No, we're not watching TV.
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You know, I swear, young man, you keep
looking at that thing and your head will
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turn into a boob tube.
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We're going to talk.
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Now, who wants to start off the lively
breakfast conversation?
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Well, what are we having for dinner?
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Hey.
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Hey. Why is everyone eating together?
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Oh, my gosh. Grandma's dead.
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No, we're having a family meal like
families do.
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Okay. Well, why is Van dressed like my
science teacher?
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Sure. Why don't you join us?
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I can't.
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Barbara Jean told me she left my school
book with you, and I'd like to get it
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back.
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My school book?
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The black and white book?
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The cat in the hat?
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Get out of here. It's making me sick.
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Bless you.
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Come on, Kira. We're having family time.
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Turn on the TV.
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That's what I said.
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We're not turning on the TV.
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Kira! Kira!
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Your school book got out of its box.
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What? You lost my cat?
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You brought a cat to this house?
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No.
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Some sort of dog?
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Ben, you get back here.
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This is better than TV.
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Elizabeth, would you like a pancake?
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Ben,
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I got a joke.
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Why is six afraid of seven?
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I must admit, I'm... Dumped.
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Because seven ain't nine.
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Oh, precious.
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Hey, guys.
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Ben, why are you still wearing that
sweater?
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Well, there's chili in the house and the
sweater warms me.
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And you lost your receipt from the
thrift store. And there's that, too.
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00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,200
Hey, Mom, what's for dinner?
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Hot dogs on a stick.
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The three of us are having chicken.
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But, Jake, if you want to go over to
your dad's for dinner, it's fine.
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No, I'll stay here.
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Hey, I mean it.
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You should be able to have a family
meal.
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I do.
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Well, not over here. We're eating at all
different times.
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And I eat with all of you.
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Sometimes I have four family meals a
day.
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I'm lucky.
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there, Mrs. H.
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Well, all this time I thought Jake was
missing out on something.
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Well, Mrs. H, did you ever stop to think
that maybe that wonderful little boy in
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there has the best of both worlds?
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I mean, he's got two great homes, three
wonderful parents, and a whole mess of
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people who really love him.
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And isn't that the most important thing?
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I think so.
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How can that pipe make you look so goofy
but sound so wise?
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Goofy? Well, someone needs to put a
nickel in the swear jar, young lady.
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Why don't I instead go make you a hot
dog on the stick? Yes!
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