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We're coming!
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I can't believe Dad's dragging us to
this thing.
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Your father and I feel we should be
spending more quality time as family.
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are you going?
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Roller derby!
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Oh, midget wrestling all sold out?
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I want to see that addict's victim's
family when we get back, mister.
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Come with me, girls. some other time i
want to see the roller derby too well
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should have thought of that before you
dressed the huffnagels chihuahua in
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heather's underwear hey it was spot's
idea let's go yeah
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dad doesn't want to miss the first body
pilot
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I'm not hungry.
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All the better.
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Don't leave Mr. Belvedere.
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It's spooky up here in the attic.
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Then stay away from the mirror.
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Don't worry, your parents will be home
soon.
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Couldn't you help me out with some of
this stuff?
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Not the chance.
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I'm off to see the Barbarossa Bill.
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Pick it up, yeah. Pick it up, pick it
up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
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pick it up.
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I thought your father was supposed to
thank his son. Now what are we going to
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do?
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Want another cookie?
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China. China. China.
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China.
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to our new arrival.
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Life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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No windows, no door, no skylights.
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And we're right out of grenades so we
can't blow our way out.
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Can't you be?
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Boy, you must really like that office.
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I meant being stuck here with you.
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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, look.
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The suitcase you were carrying the day
you first came here.
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Is this the Owens residence?
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Uh -huh. And I take it you're one of
them?
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Uh -huh.
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Is there someone here who speaks
English?
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Can I help you?
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Good afternoon.
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I'm Mr. Belvedere.
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Are you Mrs. Owens?
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Uh -huh.
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Pardon me, Mr... That's Belvedere. Lynn
Belvedere. Gwen?
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That's a poor name.
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Wesley.
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Wesley?
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A difficult birth, I take it.
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What do you mean? I'm just like any
other normal kid.
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Oh, really?
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Wesley?
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I was ready for school.
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I just hope the voices don't start.
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Even the turbo was working on the game
when the TV should fill in and it showed
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it on my brain.
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Look at that. It looks a little grisly.
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It's my history of punishment in
colonial America.
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I kind of wondered why that lady was on
fire.
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Hey,
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hey, what's going on with you two?
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Nothing. I just picked up a pile of
leaves and asked if anyone wanted to
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on me. He raked it over in my hole on
purpose.
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I didn't do it on purpose. It was just a
happy coincidence.
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Wait a minute.
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Seems that I've heard that before.
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Why do you always pick on me?
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Well, in your defense, I must say that
dementia seems to run in the family.
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Yes, you are.
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I got the job.
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Morning. Morning.
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Good night. Don't get them late for
school.
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Oh, listen.
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What do you think of the hearing? Too
much?
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I'm coming!
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It happens every time. We get to the
mall, I turn my back for one second, and
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they disappear.
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Does this bag go with this dust?
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like cupid swinger again don't you look
stupid you may not be the time to tell
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you this but i found out today that i'm
pregnant
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That was pretty great, huh, kid?
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Don't see many cartoons from Albania.
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What did you think, Dumpster Dog?
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That was real good, all of y 'all.
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I'm going back now and eat some more
garbage.
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See you, Dumpster Dog.
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Remember, kids, you should eat garbage.
But if you do, don't forget to brush.
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I think you left someone out.
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I beg your pardon?
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You can be as weird as the rest of us.
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Not likely.
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Oh, no? You said so yourself.
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From time to time, we buckle under the
pressure of our ingrained humanity and
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a little bonkers.
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Up came the rain and washed the spider
up. Up came the sun and dried up all
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the day.
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Beep, beep, beep, beep, spider, and up
the spout again.
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Bunch of garbage there.
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I was recreating Stonehenge.
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This is bound to rub off.
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I think it's the other way around.
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Oh, look, a vintage filter.
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Dad called me to the over -the -air
radio.
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Why? Because it's big and old and gives
off a lot of static.
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Well, then he's better than listening to
Tom Gilbert.
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Goodness me, natural food market. Just
in the roller derby crisis, the crowd is
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still being held hostage.
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I know how they feel.
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I bet Dad's been waiting for a chance to
jump the guy and set everyone free.
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Either that or he's in line for a chili
dog.
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How come you and Dad are always getting
on each other's face?
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Well, perhaps we got off on the wrong
foot.
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with open arms.
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So you want to stay or what?
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However, you still have a little trouble
getting used to me.
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I hate you, but I must admit your father
and I have had our hopes. Just don't
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try to borrow my lipstick.
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Don't you ever clean down here.
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I'm trying to learn something different.
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Hello, Daddy.
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This is Mr.
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Belvedere, an authentic English butler.
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little spin for the folks, please.
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He's got manners. He's got style.
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He's got a snotty attitude.
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He'll make you breakfast, lunch, and
dinner, clean your house, and solve all
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your personal problems.
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Can I have a beer?
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I asked you to mention I worked for the
royal family. Did you hear that, folks?
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He worked for the royal family.
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Three bucks.
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Mr. Balderdier. Morning, Mrs. Irwin.
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What's going on?
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We spent the night together.
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A sort of experiment in terror.
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I was just getting outside to chop some
more firewood.
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Oh, great idea, big guy.
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Maybe I can give you a hand. Sort of
streak.
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Not to you.
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Oh, after you. You might even say we
grew rather fond of each other. You
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Hey, Belvedere.
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Why don't I ask you something sort of
personal?
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Yeah, but go ahead anyway.
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You think I'm a jerk?
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This is a trick question.
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In fact, I almost sort of like you a
lot.
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Me too, George, yeah.
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And listen, just because I say I like
you, doesn't mean you have to say you
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me. All right?
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Hey, come on.
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All right, George, I like you too.
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Come on.
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Luckily, your mother arrived in time to
save your father any further
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embarrassment.
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Wednesday, have I been talking to myself
all this time?
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Uh -huh.
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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, do you want to play
a game?
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Certainly not.
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You know I swore off that game after I
taught you how to play.
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Now, Mr. Belvedere wants that card, so
he can pick it and put one down.
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Now, can you use that card in your hand?
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Oh.
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Got his ungodly facility at the card
place. But it's driving me crazy. Look,
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don't feel bad. He used to cream me
every time at Crazy 8. The only way I'd
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win was to cheat.
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Well, that gesture is the difference
between you and me.
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Jimmy. Really?
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Boy, that's two hands in a row.
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Yeah, but who's counting?
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I cheated.
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Oh, I knew that.
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What?
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me at cards by cheating.
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I knew you were cheating the first time
you won.
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And you let me do it anyway?
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And let me agonize over it?
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Yeah, I knew you'd admit it eventually.
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I didn't mean to tell you to do
something nice to make up for it.
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I usually know everything people are
going to do.
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Did you know I was going to do this?
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about the time you tried to teach me
semaphore when you didn't know enough to
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flag down an ice cream truck.
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Oh, come on, Mr. Belvedere, quit doping
off.
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It might be boring for you, but that's
just because you know it already.
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Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
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I forget sometimes.
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Nah, nah, Miles. That's not how you do
permission to come aboard.
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It's not?
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And when he goes for his dad, he's
probably going to be humiliated in front
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all of his friends.
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I'm afraid so.
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I even went out and bought you a nice
team coat.
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Which you ate right in front of me.
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It was good.
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You're torturing me.
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What are you out for?
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In case you give me any trouble.
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wild roots, and some earthworms for
protein.
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Don't let it get cold, they get rubbery.
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Come on, I'll help you get that caving
cream off.
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It only seems fair, after the insult you
took from me.
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Not to mention the time you had me
deported.
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Mr. and Mrs. Owens, Wesley cheated on
his sister.
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Hey, I thought we had an understanding.
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I tell you about the bad stuff I do and
you keep it to yourself.
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Wesley, I am your housekeeper.
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It's obvious.
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Because... Because... Let me think about
that.
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I'd rather have you than any smelly old
dog.
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Wesley, that's the nicest thing anyone's
ever said to me.
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You're a snobby little twerp.
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If you sit there, I'll refrain from
calling you any more names.
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No, that's okay.
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It's kind of fun when two people really
like each other.
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Let's get back to sleep.
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Okay.
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Good night, you big wimp.
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Sleep well, you sneaky little reptile.
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I told you this some other time.
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Probably laugh and make fun of me.
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But... You're my best friend.
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I know you don't believe it because I
act like such a creep.
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But I don't know what I'd do without
you.
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I love you
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too,
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you little viper.
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a case on the team.
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The Owens family returned home safely
around 3 a .m. and finally released us.
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They would have arrived earlier, but
George wanted to stop at the IHOP for
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blueberry pancakes.
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As for my ordeal in the attic with
Wesley, it amazes me that I've been here
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enough to have so many memories, some of
them even pleasant.
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Let the good times roll.
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