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Hiya, Mr. Belvedere.
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Hello, Kevin.
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What you got in there?
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Uh, medical supplies.
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My roommate Casey's got a bad cold and
fever, so I thought I'd try and nurse
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back to health.
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Aspirin, thermometer, chest rub?
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Yeah, I figure I might get lucky.
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Kevin, do they sell these items at
drugstores?
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Well, yeah, but as long as I'm stealing
your food, I might as well take this
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stuff, too.
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See ya.
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My life as I know it is over.
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Run out of press -on nails?
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out of the garage, but Mom's Porsche was
blocking it. So I backed the car up
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just a little and put this teeny tiny
scratch on the door. Mom is going to
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me. Well, if it's such a small scratch,
perhaps your mother won't notice.
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I suppose I could be wrong.
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Do you have something to say to me,
young lady?
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Somebody's been to the beauty shop?
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off a scratch and I will never, ever go
near your Porsche again. I triple
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promise. Heather, I loved that car when
I was a lawyer. And since I quit being a
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lawyer, I love it even more. I am
slinging hash and singing Teen Angel
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times a day to pay for it. So you are
going to pay for the damage, Missy. And
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until you do, you're grounded.
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And that's that.
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Wait till you hear what your daughter
did. Later, huh, Marsh?
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What's the matter, honey?
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Well, they brought in some hotshot news
director to boost the ratings.
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Well, the ratings haven't been that bad,
have they?
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Are you kidding? We're getting killed by
reruns of Flipper.
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That's what I watch.
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Oh, great. My own family doesn't even
watch me. I do, George.
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Oh, thanks, big guy.
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Your 11 o 'clock report helps put me to
sleep.
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Of course, your 6 o 'clock report does
that, too.
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Well, this new guy told me I have to
jazz up the sports.
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Well, what the hell am I supposed to do?
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Read the scores, standing on my head
wearing a tutu?
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Now that's entertainment.
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When your cop kicked your jacket, as you
came through the door, no one bled. But
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sometimes things get turned around and
no one's fed.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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One minute to air.
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How you doing, Tammy? I haven't seen
Skip yet. I'm a little worried.
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Who is that?
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Our new media...
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She's a former weather balloon.
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High pressure fronts look pretty good to
me.
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Just point me to my chair.
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Hey, Skip, what's wrong with you?
Nothing.
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Just a stomach flu, 104 fever.
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Am I sitting yet?
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30 seconds.
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You look like you should be in bed.
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Are you serious? With millions of loyal
Pittsburghians awaiting me in their
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living rooms?
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Besides, I'm not giving that new twerp
any excuse to replace me. Hello, team.
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Hi, Chief.
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Hello, Mr. Cornwell. Skip, are you okay?
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I've never felt better, sir.
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Fifteen seconds. Are you sure you can
walk?
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I'm positive.
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Skip, I can do it. No, you're too good.
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I mean, it wouldn't be fair to you. How
about if George does it?
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Me? Well, if it's only George, I suppose
I could use a little rest. Five
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seconds.
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I don't know anything about real news.
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Perfect.
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I'm George Owens, sitting in for Skip
Hollings.
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It worked out for Miltie.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi. Hello, George.
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Well, how was I?
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How were you what, honey?
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You should have seen Flipper tonight,
Dad.
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It was the one where Flipper finds his
long -lost brother in a can of tuna.
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Oh, we saw you.
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Yes, George. George, we'd just like to
talk to you.
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Hey, the news director likes my style.
Said he wants me to keep anchoring until
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Skip comes back.
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Yeah, what's wrong with Skip anyway?
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Well, they don't know for sure. They're
running some tests to be on the safe
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side. Well, look out, Flipper. Here
comes George.
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Anybody can go head -to -head with a
bottlenose dolphin. You can.
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Gay North.
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Curbonito.
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Curbo... Are you having a stroke,
George?
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No, I'm reading the newspaper.
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Oh, how... Ah, Nancy and Sluggo.
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I wanted to make fun, but as long as I'm
the anchor, I'm learning everything I
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can about the news.
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Hmm, that's very commendable, George.
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Yeah, but they picked today to start a
rebellion in Indonesia.
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How the hell do you pronounce this
general's name?
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That gentleman's name is simply
Curbinato, like potato.
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You mean carbonato like potato?
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Potato, potato, carbonato, carbonato.
Let's call the whole thing off.
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You say potato. I say potato.
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You say carbonato. I say carbonato.
Potato, potato, carbonato, carbonato.
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This is it.
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Nice. I'm home, Assistant.
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I'm recycling. Pretty soon I'll be able
to pay Mom the whole 250 bucks for that
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stupid scratch.
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How much do they weigh?
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Well, let's see. 42 cans per bag divided
by 25 cans per pound.
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Congratulations.
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You just made $1 .68.
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About 68?
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Only 892 pounds to go.
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Come, come, Heather. You can do it.
Remember, it's hard work that made
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great.
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We have a high... pressure system coming
in from the east wait just a minute
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you're not the new weatherman i'm the
new weatherman no you're not i am no
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you're not i am you are the new
weatherman no you're not i am no you're
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am 30 seconds boys and girls i've got
great news about skip you're gonna be
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no he's going in for surgery oh no
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What's wrong with them? They've found a
polyp in his colon, just like President
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Reagan. They're going to operate any
minute now. Poor Skip. Maybe one of us
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should go down there. I am way ahead of
you. I already sent a camera crew.
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We're going live.
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The guy's operation? You bet.
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Well, does Skip know we're doing this?
No, but he's a pro. He'll love it.
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Sell it, George. I see big, big numbers.
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Good evening. I'm George Owens, sitting
in for Skip Hollings, who won't be
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sitting anywhere for a while.
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Minutes ago, doctors informed our Metro
News action desk that Skip has a growth
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in his colon.
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Let's go now to McBean Memorial Hospital
where our Metro News medical reporter,
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Dr. Dave Apicella, is live on the scene
with Skip.
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Hi, Skip.
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Skip, can you hear me?
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Go away.
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Well, don't worry, pal.
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We're all behind you.
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Dr. Dave, what exactly is a polyp and
what is the procedure to remove it?
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Tammy, a polyp is a small protuberant
growth. In Skip's case, it's growing
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the interior colon wall.
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Oh, God.
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Now, momentarily, our crack surgical
team here at McBean Memorial will probe
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Skip's insides and then perform the
surgical excision. Oh, God.
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Now, I understand we're ready now with
our special mini -micro -metro cam live
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inside Skip Hollings' colon.
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Are you ready, Skip?
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Live.
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Sorry about that little mix -up. That
was from our West Virginia miners'
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story coming up later in the show.
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Anyway, Skip, thanks for that inside
scoop.
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Fantastic Voyage will continue with
surgery results tonight at 11, right
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MTV.
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You did great, George. I love the way
you seem genuinely concerned.
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Oh, I am. I mean, the man's having an
operation, and we turned it into a
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Yeah, wasn't that great?
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$2 .20.
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$2 .22.
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It's Friday night, Heather. Shouldn't
you be going somewhere?
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Well, I was finally going to go out with
John Tricosis, but I had to cancel to
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make money to pay off Mom.
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I get two cents for every envelope I
stuff.
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$2 .24.
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$2 .26.
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Heather, I'm touched by your plight, but
you're also getting on Mr.
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Belvedere's nerves.
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I will lend you the money you need.
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Bonanno's just been replaced by Son -gay
-gay -ong.
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Son -gay -gay -gong.
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Hello, everybody.
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Skip. Hey, buddy.
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Hi. You weren't supposed to be here till
tomorrow.
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Well, the doctors say I'm fine. I just
have to go back every six months for a
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checkup. Well, it's great to have you
back, pal. I know. I've been watching
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Skip, how was the plumbing?
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Wonderful, now that the camera's gone.
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Super. This is a surprise. Could we chat
a moment?
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Boy, he looks great. Yeah, he's even got
his snotty attitude back.
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Hey, what's this for?
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That's my hiney donut.
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Well,
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what's the matter, Skip? I'm fired.
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Huh?
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Congratulations, Owens. You're the new
anchorman.
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just finishing breakfast. Bye.
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I haven't seen you for breakfast in
about three weeks. In fact, I haven't
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you at all.
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I've been busy.
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Busy avoiding a $250 loan?
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Mr.
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Belvedere, you weren't serious about me
paying you back, were you? I mean, Dad
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never made us pay back money, he lends.
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Dad is a chump.
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But I'm just a kid. I'm not supposed to
be responsible.
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When I was your age, Heather, I did
tasks around the house in exchange for
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Boy, you made all of you a bandit.
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Which gives me an idea. For every task
you do around the house, I will subtract
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an appropriate amount from the 250.
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What do you mean?
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I mean you're our new maid.
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All right.
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And your first task will be to take out
the garbage.
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That will give you two simoleons.
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Why couldn't Mom have a station wagon
like a normal mother?
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Let's go.
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What do you think, George?
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Just a little rewrite.
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The copy's fine. That's why we pay
newswriters.
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Yeah, but I think it's going overboard
calling a doll factory fire a Kenan
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barbecue.
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You don't have to think, George.
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You're an anchorman now.
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Look who's here, George.
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Scab. Great to see you, buddy. I thought
I'd stop by to apologize to you,
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George. I was a little upset the other
week. I can understand you being sore.
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What are you up to, Skip?
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Well, I got another job.
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I knew it wouldn't take long.
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Where are you working, pal? At a smaller
station, actually, but I'm moving past
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news into the entertainment end.
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See that?
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I knew you'd land on your feet.
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Skip Hollings always does.
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Dead body?
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What do you think of tonight's feature?
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It stinks.
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I could not agree with you more.
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Hey, Westman, what are you doing up so
late?
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Watching Shock Fear Theater.
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Huh? It's on some crummy cable channel.
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This Count Shockula guy is really
pathetic.
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Oh, no.
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It's Skip.
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You'll get back to Skull Man versus the
Horrible Demon after a word from our
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sponsor, Ed's Small Motor Repair.
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Remember Ed's mother.
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I like motors, and I'll fix them, too.
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Is this going to happen to you when you
get fired?
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finish the laundry.
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Look who's here, Gula Gertie.
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How much?
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Shall we say $6? For seven loads and I
ironed and folded everything, even your
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boxers.
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You're whining.
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$5 .50.
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Mr. Belvedere, that's slave labor. Look,
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I washed the windows, I polished Dad's
golf clothes, I even vacuumed all the
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donut crumbs out of your pant cuffs. And
you still have $94 to go. Carry on.
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Yes, Master.
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entire Metro News team. I'm George
Owens. See you at 11.
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Clear.
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Mr. Cornwell? Yeah.
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Could we talk to you about Skip?
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What about Skip?
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Well, he was our anchorman for 15 years
and now he's at some cheesy cable show
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playing Count Chocula. So?
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So maybe you could give him another
chance.
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Hey, I got enough problems, pal.
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I saw the demographics on you and you're
losing women under 35.
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Gee, maybe I could have a gallbladder
operation.
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I'll sleep on it.
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You don't have to tell me it broke. And
is it my fault, smarty pants?
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Where's Ed's small motor repair now?
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Newsman.
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Today in America, lots and lots of
things happened.
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But I'm stuck here.
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Oh, I hate this show. It's not even
scary.
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You know what's scary?
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The budget deficit.
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That thing on Gorbachev's forehead.
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And to top it all, I found out I have
periodontal disease.
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You want to see that, too?
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What the hell is happening with Skip?
Oh, from the looks of it, his gums are
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receding.
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coffee and a donut. I never want to see
another donut again.
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What you got there?
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An award for the first investigative
report I did on TV back in 61.
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I never knew you won any awards.
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Berkeley in 65.
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Students protested and I was there.
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Detroit in 67.
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Riots in the streets. And I was there.
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I even got a color TV out of it.
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I was a damn good reporter.
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And when I became an anchorman, it was a
dream come true.
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Some dream.
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You're still the same guy who won those
awards at Nurse Skip.
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And I know you didn't go out and win
some more.
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It's too late for me.
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It's never too late.
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Throw your shoulders back and keep your
chin up high, and you can still soar
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with the eagles.
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Like this guy.
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Now you know how I feel.
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Hey, forget the makeup and that damn
cape.
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Guys like Cornwall, that's over.
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You were proud of yourself before, and
you're going to be proud of yourself
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again.
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You really think so, George?
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You got your hair dyed?
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Hell, you could be president.
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Thanks, George.
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You're welcome.
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Now get me the hell off of here.
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Sure.
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One minute.
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Where's Owens? No idea.
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We got a new anchorman. You're back on
sports.
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Hey, no reflection on you, buddy.
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I just got back from Skip's apartment.
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I barely managed to talk him down off a
ledge. What? I don't believe it. It's
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true. I don't believe you didn't call
for a camera crew. You have a jumper and
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you don't get us the exclusive?
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What kind of a newsman are you?
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What kind of human being are you?
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Didn't you just hear what I said?
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The man almost jumped.
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Hey, this is real life.
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Some people can cope.
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Some people can't. Oh, yeah?
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We'll cope with this. Wow! George!
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George!
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Five seconds, Owens.
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WBN Metro News.
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With George Owens with sports.
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Abe the Ape with weather.
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And inside the Gucci.
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And at the anchor desk, Jim Ritchie.
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Good evening. At the top of the news,
the largest oil spill in history
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the Atlantic coast. But first, great
news from the Pittsburgh Zoo.
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Sparky, that little bear cub that's been
refusing food for three days.
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Enjoyed a hearty lunch today of pine
nuts and blueberries.
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Orange juice?
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Three dollars. That makes 246.
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Tea? Another three greenbacks. That
makes one to go.
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With milk.
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Well done, Heather.
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I'm proud of you, honey.
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Yeah, great, Heather. Could you pass the
butter?
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Casey's been sick an awful long time.
Yeah, I think she's been fake in the
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couple days. She must like those rub
-downs I gave her.
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Forget it, Kev. No one believes you even
touched her.
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Well, that's not dying for a good
English breakfast.
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Oh, don't look at me. This is being
served by Mademoiselle Ever.
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Oh, why?
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She scratched Mom's horse. Mr. Belvedere
loaned her the 250 bucks.
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She tried to weld. She made her his
slave.
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150 bucks for that little thing on the
door?
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How did you know about that? You haven't
been here for weeks.
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You know, I think I left the thermometer
in my apartment.
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Hold it, mister.
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Explain yourself.
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Well, a few weeks ago, I had to read
some old notebooks, so I pulled the
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out and put a tiny little scratch on it.
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You didn't notice, so why say anything?
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Why say anything?
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Kevin, would you like some nice sausage
and toast?
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I'll get you, Kevin!
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he's still got his teeth.
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Mr.
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Belvedere will be right back.
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As reparation for his crimes, Kevin has
agreed to lend Heather his car for a
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month.
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Heather has promised that if she puts a
scratch on it, it won't be one that
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takes two weeks to notice.
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George seems to be quite content away
from the anchor desk.
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and back in his natural milieu of ice
hockey fights and men named Bubba.
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Skip, in the meantime, has sought
psychological help and also accepted a
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reporting job in Cleveland.
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His absence, however, leaves Pittsburgh
without a Count Chocula.
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No!
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You can find out.
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I'm Bill Kirkenbauer.
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Wait a minute. Before you go running off
to the can, I don't want you to forget
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to watch Just the Ten of Us. Next!
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Later tonight on Nightline, the unseen
power in Washington, Ted Koppel takes an
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inauguration night look at the people
with real clout, and they're not the
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whose names you'd know.
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