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Oh, hey, Mom, where's the wrapping
paper? I want to wrap Kevin's present.
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Where'd you get them, kid?
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Oh, just a calendar.
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Well, that's nice. Can we see it?
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Sure.
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Brazilian beefcake.
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Yeah, they're on lifeguards down at the
beach at Rio de Janeiro.
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Kevin didn't ask for this, did he?
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Well, he... Heather, I think you got
this for yourself.
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Yeah, I guess so. I'll just take it
back. In a second.
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And remember...
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When Mr. Belvedere tells someone he
doesn't know you, don't contradict him.
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Okay, champ, what'd you pull this time?
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Nothing. Mr.
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Belvedere sent me to the bakery to pick
up Kevin's cake, and it was real
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crowded, so I just made the best of it.
He was selling the little numbers.
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Fifty cents a pop.
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Wesley. I only sold enough to pay for
the cake and half a dozen donuts.
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Don't ask me where they went.
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Look, Linda, I'm sorry, but we've been
going out now for over three months.
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I figure I deserve a little more than a
goodnight kiss.
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After all, you are a member of Future
Nurses.
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Hello.
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I know what you're going through.
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Girls give me a hard time, too.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, they're always trying to make me
like them.
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Teasing me, trying to kiss me.
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How do you get them to leave you alone?
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Just wait a few years.
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Kevin, do you know what you want for
your birthday yet?
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Yeah, but at this rate, I don't think
I'm going to get it.
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Well, there's always next year.
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When you drop kick the jacket, as you
came through the door, no one's glad.
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But sometimes things get turned around
and no one's bad.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival.
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Life is more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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I think I just found the mother of my
children.
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Come on, guys. We're supposed to be
working out.
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Hey, they got a great pictorial this
month. Girls of the Justice Department?
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Yeah, great.
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So you never said how'd it go last
night?
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What do you mean?
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You know, with Linda.
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Uh, we had a real nice time.
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Struck out again, huh?
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Look, it just so happens that Linda's a
very nice girl. And if she wants to hold
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off and take it kind of slow, it doesn't
bother me.
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You know, I got a theory.
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Oh, yeah?
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I figure if you don't, you know, By the
time you're 18, all this energy builds
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up and you spontaneously combust.
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Yeah, very funny.
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Look, guys, I got a lot of homework.
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Besides, what am I supposed to do?
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Hey, I got it.
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Why don't you call up Paula Sweeney?
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Her own?
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Come on.
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Not good enough for you? She's good
enough for the football team, and
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one in six.
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Here, I got her number.
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Hey, look, I don't want it.
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Hey, I don't want to do something just
to say that I did it. You know what I
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mean?
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It's just a real important step for a
guy. It's a big responsibility, both
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physically and emotionally.
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And when it happens, I want it to be
something special with a girl who's
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special.
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Right.
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Absolutely.
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those Brussels sprouts?
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They're cold.
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You should have eaten them when they
were hot.
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They stink when they're hot.
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They stink even more when they
decompose.
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So I suggest you eat them now.
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No. Besides, you can't tell me what to
do.
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Oh? Hey!
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Did you tell Mr.
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Belvedere he could do all this rotten
stuff to me?
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It was either that or give him a raise.
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Look, honey, this is between you and Mr.
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Belvedere. All I can say is we all got
him down, so I don't see why you
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shouldn't. Thank you, Mr. Dewitt.
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So... Hey,
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guys. You missed dinner.
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That's okay. I'm going out. Have you got
a date?
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Uh -huh. She got a friend for me.
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So who is she?
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Uh, just somebody from school.
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Well, does this somebody have a name?
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Paula. Paula Sweeney.
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talking about? That girl Kevin's taken
out, Paula Sweeney, she's famous. I
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there's only one reason guys go out with
her.
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And I assume it's not her cooking.
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I'll get it.
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Hello. Hi, I'm here for Kevin.
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You are?
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Yeah, guys, it's the right house.
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Thanks.
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I was just cruising around with some
guys, so I had him drop me off.
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There's two in here. I was going to pick
you up.
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Figured I'd save us some time.
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Great, let's go.
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Kevin, aren't you going to introduce us
to your young lady?
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I'm sorry.
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Mom, Dad, this is Paula Sweeney. It's
very nice to meet you, Paula. Yeah. Hi.
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Hiya. Kevin's told us a lot about you.
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No, I didn't. I swear.
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Anyway, here's some flowers.
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Somebody die?
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Well, we better get going.
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Don't be out too late.
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Right, Mom.
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Remember, tomorrow's church.
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So how are you doing with your veal?
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I'm eating as fast as I can.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Take your time.
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Thanks.
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Besides, the movie doesn't start for a
half hour.
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We don't have to go if you don't want
to.
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Oh, no, it's okay. It's supposed to be a
real good picture.
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What is it?
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I don't know. Something part two.
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So you never told me.
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What team are you on?
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Huh?
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I mean, I know everybody on the football
team.
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What are you, cross country?
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Got the build for it.
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I'm not on a team.
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Oh?
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So how'd you get my number?
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Oh, I just got it.
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I mean, a friend of mine gave it to me.
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Wasn't written on a wall or anything.
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He just said that you were a real nice
girl and a lot of fun, and you seemed
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like someone I might hit it off with.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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I'm done. Oh, great.
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What are you doing?
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Just helping you on with your coat.
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That looks great.
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Still there, Wes?
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Yep, all four of us.
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You've been sitting there almost five
hours. Aren't you going to eat them?
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No.
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Good night.
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Yeah, see you in the morning.
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Why don't you guys go back to Belgium
where you came from? from hello wesley
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i'd love to stay and chat but my ice
cream is melting
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i'm still not gonna eat them all right
fine then go to bed all right you want
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to dump these no wrap them up you're
gonna have them for breakfast i'm not
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eating them then either then you won't
eat anything fine you know what i'm
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do i'm gonna go on a hunger strike oh
really
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your big -shot friend Gandhi. So what do
you think of that? I think that's a
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splendid idea.
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You do?
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I think if you believe in anything
strongly enough, you should be willing
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tower for it.
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Huh? And believe me, I am with you in
spirit, if not in deed.
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Come on in.
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It's kind of late. I don't want to wake
anybody.
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Don't worry about it. My mom's a
waitress. She works till four.
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Then what the heck?
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I had a good time tonight.
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Me too.
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I think it's the first time I ever saw a
movie all the way through.
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The kind of guy I am.
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So you want something to drink?
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I'll have a soda.
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Soda?
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You're too much.
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Well, this is a very nice place you have
here.
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I'd give you the grand tour, but there's
just my mom's room.
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I sleep on the sofa there.
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Oh, yeah?
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It pulls out.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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You know, I really meant it.
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I had a good time tonight.
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Oh, I, uh... I meant it, too.
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I mean, most guys don't care one way or
the other.
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They just buy me a cheeseburger and a
shake and then... Bingo.
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They think they can do whatever they
want.
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But you're different.
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I am?
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I mean, the way you treated me tonight,
it wasn't like you were looking to get
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anything off me.
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I was just a girl that you wanted to
take out just to take me out.
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Yeah, right.
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That's it.
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Well, it's getting late.
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Huh? Good night.
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Huh?
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Call me again.
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Oh, Kevin.
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I had a very lovely evening.
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Oh, Kevin.
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It's you.
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I was taking a shower.
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I hope you didn't use all the cold
water.
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Just ducky.
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She seemed a very nice girl.
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She was tonight.
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Things didn't quite turn out as
expected?
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It was a disaster.
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She liked me.
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Oh, no.
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She told me I was the first guy to ever
treat her like a real human being.
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Kevin, you cat.
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Mr. Belvedere, this isn't funny. I can't
take much more. I'm almost 18.
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Kevin, age doesn't matter.
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nor whatever your friends think.
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Sex is something that should happen at
the right time to two people who care
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and respect one another.
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Uh -huh.
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Look, when you think about what happened
tonight or what didn't happen, you'll
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be glad it turned out the way it did.
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Just don't think about it too long.
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Night -night.
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All right. Hot pancakes and sausages for
the family.
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And for Wesley, you remember your little
green friend, don't you?
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I'm not eating them. I'm on a hunger
strike.
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That's nice, dear.
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Yeah. Pass the syrup, will you, pal?
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Morning. Morning.
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So, how's it feel to be 18?
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Great. Maybe I'll go out and vote.
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How was your date last night?
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It was okay.
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Well, did you two have a good time?
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Yeah.
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How good?
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We went to a lousy movie, then I took
her home.
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That was all. Okay.
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Anyway, I'm late for school.
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See you later.
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Hello, Mother.
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Hey, witch, want to help me blow up some
balloons?
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No, thanks.
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Here's the only thing I'm allowed, and I
don't want to waste it.
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Hello, Wesley.
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How's our little hunger striker?
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Is that you, Mr. Bell of the Year?
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I'm having a tough time focusing. My
eyes aren't getting any nutrients.
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I'm sure they're getting something
somewhere.
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Hey, I'm not eating anything.
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Of course not.
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Mom, I'm gonna go out back.
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Pick on some leaves or something.
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You don't think he's not... The light!
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The light!
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Does that answer your question?
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Got any iodine?
264
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What happened to the birthday boy?
265
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Football team decided to give me my
present early. What are you talking
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Paula went and told all the jocks what a
perfect gentleman I was and how she's
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changed and now she's a lady and they'd
have to go get their kick someplace
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else. So they got them with you?
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No, but while I was running away, I
tripped on a hurdle and hit my face on a
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sprinkler.
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Well, at least you kept your dignity.
272
00:14:36,890 --> 00:14:40,010
Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm
through with being nice to people. Oh?
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I'm just... Sick of it.
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And sweet little Kevin, he's so
considerate. Never wants to hurt
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feelings. But Kevin is just... So I get
a chance with the easiest mark in
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school. And what do I do? I buy her
dinner, I bring her flowers.
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I'm such a jerk.
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Oh, perhaps next time you should toss
her a French fry, then have your way
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her.
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Yeah, maybe I will.
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00:15:01,420 --> 00:15:02,420
You don't mean that.
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00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,980
Oh, yeah? Whether you like it or not,
you're far too decent a human being.
283
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840
We'll see.
284
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,040
Where are you going? Out.
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I'll be back.
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I don't care.
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How's that for decent?
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00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,560
I think there's something funny with
these French fries.
289
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Don't eat them.
290
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,440
Actually, I read that places like this
are all the rage now.
291
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You know, with the beautiful people.
292
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,680
Yeah, I guess they must have left
already.
293
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,080
So you done?
294
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,440
Yeah, I just never got my... Check,
please.
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Come on.
296
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:47,740
Okay, I'm ready.
297
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,920
Let's go.
298
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,760
Would you like to come in?
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00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,740
Movie's probably over by now.
300
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,760
Wonder how it came out. Who cares? It
was stupid.
301
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,060
Yeah, I guess it was.
302
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,400
You know, I really wasn't sure if you
were going to call me again or not.
303
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,100
A lot of guys tell me they will, and
then I never hear... Yeah, is your mom
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00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,100
here?
305
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,020
No, I told you she works late. Oh, yeah.
306
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,460
Is everything okay?
307
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,960
Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
308
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,000
So you want something to drink?
309
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,380
No, thanks.
310
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,240
I can make you a sandwich. You didn't
eat much. I'm not hungry.
311
00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,360
Well, I don't know what else I can offer
you.
312
00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:51,860
What do you think I'm doing?
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00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,840
But you're different. No, I'm not.
314
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,640
You took me out because you liked me,
because I was the kind of girl you
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00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,900
to take out just to take out. Hey, I
took you out for the same reason
316
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:01,819
else does.
317
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:02,619
Oh, yeah?
318
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:05,880
I just shouldn't have been so nice to
you. That's my fault, and I'm sorry.
319
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,480
okay, I get it. You don't have to draw
me a picture.
320
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,099
I thought you were special, but you're
not.
321
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:14,859
So how about now, Kevin? Do you want to
get it on right now?
322
00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,579
Okay.
323
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240
You would.
324
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:22,510
Look, why don't you just get out of
here?
325
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:26,410
I'm real sorry, but you're not going to
score another home run tonight. What are
326
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:27,410
you talking about?
327
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,290
I've never even been up to the plate.
328
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,530
You mean you've never... No.
329
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:34,690
You never told me that.
330
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,210
It's not exactly the kind of thing you
brag about.
331
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:39,630
I guess not.
332
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:47,850
So listen.
333
00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:55,050
If you still want to, you know, I guess
I wouldn't mind.
334
00:17:56,470 --> 00:17:57,470
What?
335
00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:02,950
I mean, when I think of all the creeps
I've had up here, it's kind of stupid to
336
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,810
kick out the one guy who ever treated me
halfway decent.
337
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:11,930
And besides, where do I get off saying
no to anybody?
338
00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:16,110
I'm easy Sweeney, right?
339
00:18:17,950 --> 00:18:19,370
Everybody's favorite doormat.
340
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:23,970
So you want to give me a hand with this?
341
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,230
No, thanks.
342
00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:44,910
Look, when I called you, all I was
looking for was
343
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:45,910
a sure thing.
344
00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:50,890
With someone I didn't even know or care
about.
345
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,620
Just not that person anymore.
346
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880
Yeah.
347
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,760
I guess I'm not.
348
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:06,100
Not for anybody.
349
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,920
out the candles for you.
350
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,540
Oh, hey, Mr. Belvedere.
351
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,460
Pretty lousy skipping out on your own
party, huh?
352
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:45,220
Yes. Mom okay? She didn't start crying
or anything.
353
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,960
Kevin, you missed a party.
354
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:48,960
You didn't enlist.
355
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,680
Here.
356
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:53,540
Thanks.
357
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,940
My father gave me that on my 18th
birthday.
358
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,460
It's just a key.
359
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:00,740
You're welcome.
360
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,000
What for? Does it fit anything?
361
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,300
My father's liquor cabinet in
Lancashire.
362
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:09,520
What are you giving it to me for?
363
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,440
Well, for one thing, it's in Lancashire,
so you can't get to it.
364
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:22,780
Kevin, when my father gave me that, it
was his somewhat archaic way of
365
00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:26,860
saying that in his eyes, I'd become a
man.
366
00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:30,040
Oh.
367
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,310
Well, then maybe you better give it to
someone else.
368
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:36,450
Hi, what happened?
369
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:43,470
Nothing. I mean, I could have, but...
Well, let's just say
370
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,310
I didn't become a man tonight.
371
00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,490
That's your opinion.
372
00:21:08,790 --> 00:21:11,150
It's not even two. Why aren't you still
at school?
373
00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:15,190
They sent me home because I'm still weak
from my hunger strike.
374
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,970
So now you've managed to fool your
teacher.
375
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,310
No, the nurse.
376
00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:28,810
Dear Mrs. Owens, your son Wesley is
suffering from lethargy, malnutrition,
377
00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:30,090
partial dehydration.
378
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,790
Please feed this child before returning
him to school.
379
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:36,410
Wesley, you mean you really haven't been
eating?
380
00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:40,270
I naturally assumed you were sneaking
food.
381
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:43,990
I read about Gandhi in one of your
books, and he never snuck food.
382
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,529
All right.
383
00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,290
I'm going to get you something to eat
right now.
384
00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:48,570
No, it's okay.
385
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:52,090
I just want to lie down until Mom reads
this.
386
00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:56,870
Wesley, you're going to eat something if
I have to ram it down your throat.
387
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,910
No, I'm not allowed to have anything
until I eat my Brussels sprouts.
388
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:03,290
That's what you said.
389
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,650
No, that's all right, Wesley. I take it
back.
390
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:07,430
You don't have to eat them.
391
00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:12,390
That's not quite good enough.
392
00:22:14,370 --> 00:22:15,370
What?
393
00:22:16,090 --> 00:22:17,810
I want you to eat them.
394
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,070
But they're disgusting.
395
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:27,270
You should have thought of that before
you made them.
396
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,600
Gandhi, he did it with caramel corn and
a plate of ding -dongs.
397
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:45,160
As for me, I'm afraid my ordeal is just
beginning.
398
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,660
Wesley's given me an hour, and time's
almost up.
399
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,760
I can wait.
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