All language subtitles for mr_belvedere_s02e17_the_will

Hey, Mr. Belvedere, you got a package.
It's marked special delivery.

Thank you, Wesley.

Look at all the stamps.

It says it's from Majunga, Madagascar.

Yes, I see.

Aren't you going to open it?

Oh, in a bit.

I could open it for you.

No need, but thanks for offering.

How can you just sit there like that and
not even touch it?

Because I know it drives you crazy.

I may not open it until tomorrow.

I gotta get out of here.

Come on, Marsha, we're gonna miss the
game. I'm coming.

Estelle, you Cousin Harry's wife? Just
tell her I'm not here. Come on.

Estelle? Um, George seems to have
stepped away from the house for a

I take a message?

Oh, I... Oh, I'm so sorry.

That's terrible.

And I'm not loaning him any money.
Charge him.

Yes, Estelle.

Yeah, I understand.

Okay. Now, listen.

If you need any...

You just let us know, okay?

All right. Bye -bye.

Okay, so what's Harry need this time?

A pallbearer.

Huh?

You mean Harry's gone?

Still said he died in his sleep.

Well, that's a pretty safe bet.

Where did it happen? On the couch or the
hammock?

George.

I'm sorry, but the guy never worked a
day in his life.

Well, anyway, the funeral's...

really should go yeah i know hey mom hi
dad hello hey kids your mom and i are

gonna have to drive up to titusville
tomorrow yeah cousin harry died oh was

the one who used to take his teeth out
and put them in backwards no that's your

uncle bob he's being looked after oh
wait i remember now he's a fat little

with a mustache right no that's your
aunt rose come on

Oh, it's just a little something from
the Magwanda tribe off the east coast of

Africa. Hey, Mr. Belder, there's two
guys outside with a giant box and it's

happy birthday written all over it. Hey,
you never told us it was your birthday.

Well, it's not yet.

I don't want people to make such a fuss
about it.

Who cares when you dropkick your jacket
as you came through the door?

No one's there, but sometimes things get
turned around and no one's spared.

All hands look out below.

There's a change in the status quo.

Gonna need all the help that we can get.

Sporting to onward.

Life is more than mere survival.

We just might live the good life yet.

See, Mr. Bolger, I still don't see why
we couldn't keep him.

Because this neighborhood is not zoned
for elephants.

Anyway, Sarge will be much happier at
the zoo.

He was just a baby. He could have slept
in my room. Wesley.

I would have walked him. Yeah, but what
would you have done when it grows up and

weighs a couple tons?

I don't know. Same thing will do with
you.

So when is it? When's what?

Your birthday. I mean, it's got to be
soon. After all, you've been here almost

whole year and haven't had one yet.

That's excellent reasoning, Wesley.

It shows you're maturing.

Thanks. So when's your birthday?

That's for me to know and for you to
find out.

Hi, honey.

Oh, uh, hi, honey. Um, Harry's service
starts at noon tomorrow, so I think we

better leave here by 9 .30, the latest.

Fine.

What you doing?

Oh, just going through some of our
important papers, insurance policies,

like that. Nothing on TV?

Still said that with Harry dying
suddenly, he left their estate in a big

What estate?

They live in a trailer.

George, I just think it makes sense for
us to be prepared in case something

happens. What do you mean, prepared?

We don't have a will.

I don't want one. Come on, George.

Wills are bad luck.

You know, sooner get done writing it,
somebody's reading it.

Hello, is this Madagascar information?

I need the number of Jamal Hakeem Utu.

What do you mean, which one?

I see.

And who else have you been harassing?

Well, I called the guy who sent you the
elephant, but he was out with some of

his wives.

And I tried to call the Queen of
England, but they said she couldn't talk

because she was on the throne.

Wesley, my birthday is my business and
none of your concern.

Mr. Belvedere, that is not fair.

You said your birthday was for you to
know and me to find out, and that's all

I'm doing.

immigration? It's tomato.

Satisfied?

I, George Owens, also state if any heir
or any person should contest this will

or any part thereof, I bequeath to that
person the total sum of one dollar.

Now, that's the no contest provision.

I put it in in case Wesley tried
something.

Good idea.

All right, well, you just look it over,
and if it seems okay, we'll have it

signed and duly witnessed, and then
you're all set to go.

Well, what about you?

Huh?

I mean, you're Will. Don't you need one,
too?

Oh, oh, no, not me, honey. No, not yet.

I mean, I'm... No, I mean, I always
assumed that you'd be the first to...

You're right. I'll draw up a will for
myself and leave everything to you.

Hey, come on, honey. Look at the bright
side.

Maybe we'll both go together.

You know, George, that could happen. Oh,
come on, Marsha. What if it did? What

if something happened to us tomorrow?

Well, we wouldn't have to go to Harry's
funeral.

I'm talking about the kids.

Who would raise them?

up. It's not going to happen.

We'd both feel better if we decide on
someone.

Like who?

Dinner? We'll be ready in 20 minutes,
Mrs. Owens.

George, go and wash your hands.

Oh, no.

Hey, do you want to help a little?

No, thanks.

Come on, you're the girl. This should be
your job.

Hey, I'm trying to come up with some
ideas for Mr.

birthday. I already decided.

It's gonna be an English party. You
know, with all the tea and candy and bad

food.

And then for entertainment, we'll all
dress up like women.

That's what Benny Hill does.

Hey, Wes, I thought Mr. Belvedere said
he didn't want you to make a big deal

of this.

He only said that because he really
wants me to. I know how his mind works.

Okay, okay.

Hey, what about, um, what's her name?
You know, uh...

Your cousin from Vegas.

Kevin's crazy about her.

George, she's a hooker.

Oh, right.

Look, you know Mr.

Belvedere's the right choice. The kids
love him, and he's practically one of

family. You're right. You're right.

Hey, Dad, will you go to the liquor
store and buy me a bottle of rum?

I always thought scotch was your drink,
Wes.

It is.

Yeah, we're going to make him some grogs
to have with his steak and kidney pie.

Listen, kids, there's something we want
to talk to you about.

Now, we're both fine, and there's
nothing to worry about, but your father

are drawing up our wills.

Can I have your power tools?

No.

The thing is, if something were to
happen to me and your father, we'd want

someone we trust to take care of you,
and we think that person should be Mr.

Belvedere.

So, what do you guys think of that?

Sure, that'd be neat. Fine with me.

What about your cousin, Sheila?

Thanks for doing the dishes, children.

Boy, Mr. Belvedere, your mom and dad
have a surprise for you. Where?

Come on, tell them, Dad.

All right.

All right.

Look, Belvedere, in the year or so
you've been here, it's kind of obvious

and everybody that you've become more
than just a guy who cleans up after us.

Am I getting a raise?

No. Oh.

What I'm really trying to say is, Marsha
and I have been thinking about the

future, and if, God forbid, something
happened to the both of us, we'd be

honored if you'd take Heather and Wes
and Kevin here.

always driving him crazy.

He likes that.

Look, it's okay.

This is Mr.

Belvedere's decision.

And if he doesn't want my children, it's
up to him.

Sure. It's no big deal.

He's not good enough for you guys
anyway.

In fact, I wouldn't die now if he paid
me.

So what about Mr. Belvedere's party?

What about it? Well, I say we give him
the cake, but we don't sing.

Unless anybody needs anything.

An explanation would be nice.

Look, everybody, it's nothing personal.

It's just that guardianship is not
something to be taken lightly.

And quite honestly, I'm not prepared to
accept the obligation.

Hey, that's fine with us.

We were only kidding.

Right, guys?

Yeah. Well,

good night, everyone.

Good morning, children.

Happy birthday, Mr. Belvedere.

Thank you, Heather.

That's okay. I got the short straw.

Well, what are we in the mood for this
morning?

Scrambled eggs?

A nice waffle?

We don't want to put you to any trouble,
so we'll just have margarine.

Think we should take the chains?

They're all tangled up someplace.

Okay.

Mr. Elvedere, we should be back by four.

See you later, kids.

Bye.

Drive carefully.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Didn't you do this on purpose?

No.

Oh.

Then great job.

We're back.

Where's Mr. Belvedere?

I sent him to the movies.

Did you pick up his present?

Yep, got it right here.

So we gonna give it to him or what?

Come on, Wes. It's his birthday.

Besides, we can't return it.

He sees how nice it is. He will feel
terrible.

Yeah. Let's all be extra special nice to
him. Make him really feel like dirt.

So where's Mom and Dad?

They're not back from the funeral yet.

They're not?

It's almost six.

It is?

Maybe they got caught in an avalanche or
something.

No, Wes.

They're just a little late. I'm sure
they're fine.

still freezing.

We must have walked three miles.

See if you can find a light.

Oh, forget it, honey.

Nothing's gonna work.

This place has probably been boarded up
for years.

Marsha, our car broke down, not our
flying saucer.

George, cover up that hole with
something.

Hey,

look at this.

Seems old Zach here had his place closed
by the tax man. Oh, yeah?

Probably just happened. That's why
everything's still going.

Hey,

come on. You better get out of those wet
clothes.

I'll check the back. Maybe there's some
stuff we can change into.

Okay. And why don't you see if you can
scare us up some coffee?

Yeah.

No

problem.

Okay.

Okay, I understand.

We simply put through a call to the
state police. No, we already did that.

said there's nothing they can do right
now.

Oh. Well, I'm sure your parents will be
fine anyway.

What difference does it make?

Did you get through to the kids?

I tried, but the line was busy. Then
there was no answer.

I'm getting a little hungry.

How about you?

Yeah.

Why don't we take a look at a menu?

Let's see.

Hot roast beef sandwich and mashed
potatoes.

69 cents.

No wonder the guy couldn't pay his
taxes.

I want to check the freezer. See if
there's something still in there. Okay.

on a couple of burgers, okay?

All right, but let's keep track of
everything we eat so we can pay for it.

Fine.

Boy, that's really something out there
tonight.

Give me a cup of coffee.

Let's take a look at the menu.

Um, I... Hi, Bert. What's good tonight?

Roast beef looks good.

I'm ready to order now.

Order out.

I'll be right with you.

George, what are we doing?

I don't know about you, but I'm making a
cheese omelet.

I said hold the cheese.

This is insane.

Marsha, it's a little late to start
telling these people we don't work here.

It's true.

And besides, they're stuck here just
like we are, and they're hungry, too.

So let's just make the best of it. We're
just helping people out.

My eggs are runny.

So's your nose.

So blue.

Mr. Belvedere, we're never going to find
him. Come on, children, sit down and

get warm while I use the phone.

Hey, look, there's Mom.

Yeah, and she's a waitress.

Order up.

Hey, yes, we ain't half.

Working your way through college?

Mr. Belvedere. Mom. Hi, Mom.

You didn't come home. We got worried.
Boy, and we thought Mr. Belvedere didn't

want us. First chance you get, you guys
run off and open your own business.

Can I get some coffee, please?

Miss, I had a salad coming.

We'll talk about this during our break.

Come on, Marsha. Come on.

Well,

the kitchen's all spick and span.

Everything's back pretty much the way we
found it.

Perhaps we'd better move before we get
hit by the after -theater crowd.

It's almost midnight.

It is?

Dad, Auto Club says they got your car
out and they're towing it right over.

great. Come on, children. Let's get
ready to go.

Come on, George.

Let's go and change. Yep. Wait a minute.

If it's almost midnight, that means Mr.
Belvedere's birthday is almost over.

Wesley.

I mean, we might as well give him his
present.

Happy birthday, Mr. Belvedere.

And we're going to wrap it, but we
didn't.

Thank you.

Yes, I see.

Yeah, and there's an inscription, too.

To Mr. Belvedere, from Kevin, Heather,
and Wesley, your friends forever.

You can have that part scraped off if
you want.

Wesley, have you ever stood on the top
of Mount Haltia in Finland and watched

the northern lights go dancing in the
sky?

Mm -mm.

Neither have I.

I should have been standing there three
months ago.

What do you mean?

I mean, I got Shanghai'd by a certain
family in Pittsburgh.

And somehow, in spite of myself, they've
all become very dear to me.

So what you're saying is, you want to
go, but you can't because we're all so

wonderful, right?

Well, not you, specifically.

Look, the point is, each day I stay, it
just seems that much harder to leave.

Mr. Belvedere, you can leave whenever
you want.

We won't like it, but we'll understand.

Sure, I'll help you pack.

It's those snotty little remarks I
cherish most.

Oh, hey, the tow truck's here.

Oh, good. Well, just tell him we'll be
right out.

I almost didn't get my poop.