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What kind of cereal is this?
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It's a new health cereal that Mr.
Belvedere has bought and it's very good
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you. It's full of fiber.
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Tastes like an old tree.
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That's because it is. Just eat it.
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Hey, Mom and Dad's anniversary is coming
up next Saturday. We ought to do
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something. Yeah, it's the 19th. Really?
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Well, you three children should be very
proud of your parents. Very few
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marriages last that long.
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Especially when people like you are
involved.
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Wesley, what are those colorful little
round objects floating in your cereal?
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Oh, um, they're vitamins.
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Vitamin M?
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I've never heard of that.
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That's a new kind.
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They come in plain or peanut.
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Mr. Belvedere. Good morning, Mrs. Owens.
Ooh, isn't that nice?
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Look, I didn't want to wake George, so
would you just tell him I'll stop at the
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bank on my way to school, that I may be
home late, and I'm sorry I missed him
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last night.
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Bye, kids. Bye, Mom.
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Hey, guys.
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You too, Belvedere.
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Morning, Mr. Owens. I'm late. Where's
Marsha? She left.
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However, I'm supposed to tell you that
she'll be home late, she'll try and get
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to the bank, and she's sorry that you
missed out last night.
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Or something like that. I gotta go.
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I took the wrong keys. I got Marcia's
keys. George!
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Marcia. Oh, those are mine. Those are
mine. Thank you. Thanks.
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So, uh, what do you want to do for your
anniversary?
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Huh? I don't know.
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It's no big deal.
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Oh, it isn't?
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Uh, what would you like to do?
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I don't know. Something special, like a
hockey game.
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Or a play.
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Nah.
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Perhaps you two could compromise and go
to the ice capades.
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Hey, you know what would be real nice?
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If you guys got married again.
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Why? You know, renew your vows. I'd
rather that it's a good way to put the
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back in an otherwise stagnant marriage.
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Yeah, you could do it at the bowling
alley.
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You get a crown, balloons, and free
shoes.
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Hey, why don't we do it right here?
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Oh, I don't know.
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That sounds crazy to me. I think it's a
wonderful idea.
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We could decorate the living room, and
you could contact the minister of that
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church you attend every now and then.
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Very nice.
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So you want it?
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Sure, why not?
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Anyway, I gotta go. Yep, me too.
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When you dropkick the jacket, as you
came through the door, no one's there.
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But sometimes things get turned around
and no one's there.
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All hands look out below.
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There's a change in the status quo.
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Gonna need all the help that we can get.
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According to our new arrival, life is
more.
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Melvin here.
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Yes, George?
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My potatoes are lumpy.
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Let me call Idaho.
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Something the matter, George?
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No, I don't like eating alone.
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All right, I'll call the children and we
can make them eat again.
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Relax, sit down, we can talk.
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Very well.
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So what's new?
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Oh, not a whole bunch.
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How was work?
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Fine. Fine.
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How was your interview with Helmut
Schmidt?
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It's Mike Schmidt.
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The baseball player?
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Oh.
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But he does wear a helmet.
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Well,
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that didn't take too long.
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I guess I missed dinner, huh? I tried to
hold it, but the children started
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feeling tainted.
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I had to eat alone.
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I kept something warm for you. Thank
you.
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Incidentally, I spoke to your Reverend
Hummel today.
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He said he'd be very happy to perform
the ceremony.
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Are we still doing that?
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Yes, George.
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The Reverend wanted to know if you
prefer the standard ceremony or would
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like to prepare something special of
your own?
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So what do you want to do?
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Well, I don't know.
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I thought we could each write our own
vows.
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Lots of couples do that.
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Well, why can't I just say what I did
the last time?
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Please don't pull the trigger.
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something else.
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Come on, Kevin. We need a band. People
want to dance.
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I get it. But these guys play at my
school all the time, and they are really
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good. Heather, we're not going to have
somebody called the Maggots playing for
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Mom and Dad's wedding.
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Why not?
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What do you think, Mr. Belvedere?
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Call me old -fashioned, but I think you
should consider the music that your
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parents like.
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I guess we could do that.
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Yeah, we could make a tape from Dad's
album.
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He's got Perry Como, Andy William, Van
Lern Young, Victor Moan.
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The maggots, huh?
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Regardless, the bulk of the musical
program will be played by your brother.
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I'm finished practicing.
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Good. Yeah, you were right. It sounds a
lot better when you play way out in the
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woods.
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Yes, for us, too.
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Anyway, I can play Here Comes the Bride
real good, and I can almost play...
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Promise me, except it sort of sounds
like a poker.
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What about the decorations, Mr.
Belvedere? We've got to do something
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living room, make it look special.
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Children, I am not responsible for the
decorations. That's your problem.
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We know.
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I mean, you would love to think for
yourselves.
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Make your own decisions and then follow
through.
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Hey, we could paint everything black and
orange and have a Halloween wedding.
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I didn't mean you.
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Hey, you know what would be real nice?
If we dug up... my mom and dad's old
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wedding pictures and stuck them around
the living room. Yeah, maybe even get a
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couple of the best ones and blow them
up. Now, that's a good idea.
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There's a whole box of stuff up in the
bedroom we can go look through. Oh, boy!
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Just remember, there's gonna be a
surprise for mom and dad.
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Hey, I'm cool.
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Hi,
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kids. Hey, mom, hi, dad.
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No, hi, dad.
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Hey, what are you guys up to?
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Nothing, just going upstairs.
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Yeah, you guys stay down there.
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So how are you doing with your vows?
Fine. How about you? Okay.
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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Okay. Here.
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You are my grand slam.
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Too sentimental?
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It's not finished yet.
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Maybe mine will spark something.
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Whereas...
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We acknowledge our mutual affection by
publicly declaring same.
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We enter into this marriage with mutual
love and respect with perfect equity for
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both partners.
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Beautiful.
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Kind of reminds me of our second
mortgage.
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Well, it is a contract we're entering
into.
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Who's going to perform the ceremony?
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Judge Watner?
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I thought it was coming along.
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We're changing them now.
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Hey, you find any wedding pictures yet?
No, but I got a box full of Wesley.
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That's because Mom says I'm photogenic.
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The camera loves me.
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So go kiss one.
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Get back out there, will you? They're
going to walk in.
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All right, all right.
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Well, there's nothing here to find
anything?
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Well, it's just a bunch of papers.
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Can't believe there's not one picture of
their wedding.
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Hey, Kev, maybe they never got married.
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Anyway, here's their marriage license.
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How come they got married in Baltimore?
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I don't know.
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I reckon they did it in City Hall.
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This is to certify that George Stephen
Owens and Marsha Lee Cameron are
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henceforth recognized as man and wife,
duly noted in the Commonwealth of
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Maryland this day, September 2nd, 1957.
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Real romantic, huh?
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Hey, that's not right. Mom and Dad were
married in 66.
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You know, it says right here, September
1967.
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Well, how could they get married in
September 1967?
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I mean, I was born in December. That's
only three months later.
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That would mean... You know why there
aren't any pictures?
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Mom and Dad don't like making a big deal
out of the anniversary.
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They had to get married.
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Dad. Can you believe it? Mom and Dad
fooling around before they were married,
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and now it's the 60s.
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Look, let's just get this drunk put
away, okay?
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I wonder how Dad talked her into it.
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I bet he got her drunk.
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Or maybe she got him drunk.
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Will you come on and help?
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No wonder Mom watches over me like a
hawk. She's afraid I'll turn out like
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did. That's sex. feed.
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Boy, I can't wait till mom gets on me
about staying out later, going out. Hey,
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you're not going to say anything to mom
or anybody else.
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Sorry. Hey, what's going on?
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Nothing. Come on, we're finished.
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Where's the picture? There aren't any.
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Why not? Because there aren't. That's
why not.
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What's with him?
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I don't know.
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Hey, something's going on and you guys
aren't telling me. I gotta go. I have
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homework to do. Come on, Heather. You
know I gotta know everything. If I
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I get headaches.
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Hey, Belvedere.
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I wrote some new stuff for the ceremony.
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Tell me what you think.
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George, please. I just ate.
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Come on, Belvedere. I need your opinion.
I'm not good at this mushy stuff.
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There was a young girl from Altoona...
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potential. I meant this right here.
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I, George, want you, Marsha, to be my
wife on sunny days as well as rainy,
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in good moods as in bad, in my waking
and my sleeping for all the
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days of my life.
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That's quite nice, George.
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Yeah. Now all I gotta do is tack on the
usual stuff.
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I'll love and honor her.
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She'll love, honor, and obey me.
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I'd bet on it.
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Oh, sorry, Kev.
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I guess your old man's got to learn to
be more careful.
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Better late than never.
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So, Kevin, did you find some nice
wedding pictures?
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No.
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Perhaps I can find some for you. Hey, I
already told you there aren't any. Well,
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Kevin, what's the matter?
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Nothing. There just aren't any pictures,
okay?
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There must be some remembrance of the
ceremony.
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Yeah, you're looking at them. What?
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They had to get married because of me.
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I followed their marriage license. It's
not their 19th anniversary.
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It's their 18th.
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Oh, dear. Do you know what that means?
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I bought the wrong gift.
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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. This is serious.
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I'm sorry, Kevin.
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Look, it happened a long time ago.
There's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm
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ashamed. I'm just sorry I made them get
married.
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Kevin. They probably didn't even like
each other.
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Well, they must have liked each other a
little.
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Kevin, I am a very good judge of
character, and I know that your parents
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each other very much.
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Look, I don't want to talk about it,
okay?
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Hey, come on. What's the big deal?
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Obey. I am your wife, George, not a
collie.
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Okay, okay.
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We'll lose the obey.
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How about love, honor, and fetch?
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I'll be late.
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Don't wait up.
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What's the matter with her?
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See?
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I'm back.
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Hey, what's that?
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I've got a picture blown up for the
party.
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Oh, yeah?
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Of what?
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I thought we could stick it over the
fireplace.
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How about in the fireplace?
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Yeah, it's still going to be at 2 o
'clock.
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So I guess you're still coming, huh?
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Hey, it's up to you, Reverend.
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Hey, Kevin, let's go to the dining room.
You can help me fold napkins.
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No, thanks.
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You're still upset, aren't you?
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Oh, no, I'm thrilled.
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Maybe I ought to take out an ad in the
Yellow Pages, like under A for accident.
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00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,200
Hello, children.
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Break's over.
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Heather, let's get finished with our
decoration.
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00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:13,220
And Wesley, I want you to put these
pastries in the refrigerator.
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Look, Mr. Belvedere. Oh.
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I blew myself up.
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Well, that's one way of doing it. Not
stupid.
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Kevin, I thought I asked you to rake the
leaves and bring the trash cans in.
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Figured I'd do it during the ceremony.
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Kevin. Hi, guys.
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Well, how's everything coming along?
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As well as can be expected.
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Anyone seen George?
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Yes, he's upstairs. I believe he has
locked himself in the bathroom.
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It's a joke, Mrs. Owen.
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You know, as in wedding night jitters?
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Oh.
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Guess she never had any.
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The past few days he's been so hesitant.
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Well, perhaps he's thinking about
something, isn't he?
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What's taking your parents so long? I
don't know, but they're taking forever.
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00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:28,670
Yeah, I'm running out of songs to play
and only know one.
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Well, just remember what we rehearsed.
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As soon as your parents appear on the
landing, everyone will rise and you will
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begin the wedding march.
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I'll be ready.
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Welcome to our home. Sit anywhere you
want. I don't care.
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Kevin, I'll take care of the
hospitality.
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You go upstairs and see what's happened
to your parents.
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Sure, I don't care.
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I'm sorry, George, that's absolutely
unacceptable.
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All right, all right.
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I just thought you'd like it if I said
you were the power behind the throne.
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00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:05,300
I don't want to be behind it, George. I
want to be on it.
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Well, it's free now.
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00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,120
Yeah.
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Mr. Belvedere sent me to see if you guys
are ready.
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Are you?
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00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,200
Oh, God, George, look what time it is.
Come on. All right, all right. Just let
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me get the old noose around the neck.
302
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,580
Hey, you don't have to do this.
303
00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:22,540
What's the matter?
304
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,680
I just think it's stupid for you guys to
get married again when you didn't even
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want to do it the first time.
306
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,240
George, he knows.
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00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:32,980
Knows what?
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00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,520
Uh -oh.
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00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:55,350
a marriage certificate.
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00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:58,970
And I know when I was born, it doesn't
take a genius to do the arithmetic.
311
00:17:00,110 --> 00:17:02,150
Hey, maybe we lied about your birthday.
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00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:06,730
After you.
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00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:28,980
out of town?
314
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,180
Mind if we come in?
315
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,480
It's your room.
316
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,180
Couldn't think of any place else to go.
317
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,900
Look, Kev, I know we should have told
you a long time ago. It's just when you
318
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:50,440
lie about something so long, you start
to believe it yourself.
319
00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:52,780
You mean like your golf course?
320
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,160
Yeah.
321
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,860
I think what your father's trying to say
is that we both owe you an apology.
322
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,800
No, you don't. I owe you one.
323
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,060
Why? Because if it weren't for me, you
guys wouldn't be married.
324
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,640
You'd have different lives.
325
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,420
Lives you wanted.
326
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:10,780
That's crazy.
327
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,860
I mean, Mom, you could have been a
lawyer a long time ago. And you could
328
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,720
married someone who wouldn't mind
staying home, listening to all your
329
00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,300
stories. Kevin, that woman doesn't
exist.
330
00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:26,870
I could have had a different kid.
331
00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,470
Like a straight -A student.
332
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:33,010
Or a football star.
333
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:36,790
Hey, I could have married an alligator
and had a set of luggage, too.
334
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:42,030
We always wanted you.
335
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,830
Sure.
336
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,130
I remember the day I found out that you
were on the way.
337
00:18:49,050 --> 00:18:50,230
I got pretty scared.
338
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,630
I told your father.
339
00:18:53,450 --> 00:18:54,750
He looked at me for a minute.
340
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,540
And then he walked right out the door.
341
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:03,580
He came back about an hour later, and he
had this little cowboy suit for you,
342
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,140
you know, with a badge and a hat and
these tiny little boots.
343
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,800
I knew you were going to be a boy.
344
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:15,520
The point is, we loved you from the
moment we found out about you.
345
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,620
Nothing's ever changed that.
346
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,220
Yeah, but you guys don't even have
anything in common.
347
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,550
I mean, all you've been doing lately is
fight.
348
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,270
Well, that's because we've both been
pretty busy.
349
00:19:28,470 --> 00:19:29,470
We're both stubborn.
350
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,450
And a little stupid.
351
00:19:32,350 --> 00:19:33,950
See, we do have things in common.
352
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:38,590
Forgive me for barging in, but things
are getting ugly down there.
353
00:19:38,890 --> 00:19:42,110
Oh? Are we still having the ceremony?
People are curious.
354
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:46,190
I don't know. We're still having a
little thing up here.
355
00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:50,230
Yeah, but it's okay now. Good.
356
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,090
Because I'm kind of having a...
357
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,890
Big thing down there, and it's not okay.
358
00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,650
I've got a minister who's late for a
funeral.
359
00:19:58,150 --> 00:20:00,730
A Mexican buffet that's starting to go
south.
360
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:05,210
And if Wesley plays anymore, I will not
be responsible for his safety.
361
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,550
We'll be ready in five minutes.
362
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,050
So will the nachos.
363
00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,390
So move it.
364
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:43,160
We are gathered here today to share with
George and Marsha, finally, their love
365
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:46,480
and joy as they reaffirm their vows of
matrimony.
366
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,060
Gee, why is he not there with them?
367
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,080
Perhaps because he was up there the
first time.
368
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,960
Now you, George, and you, Marsha, have
freely given voice to your desire to be
369
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,960
united in marriage.
370
00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:09,330
Now, please face each other and share
with us the vows you have prepared for
371
00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,309
this occasion.
372
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:11,310
What?
373
00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:13,910
George. Yeah, okay.
374
00:21:14,610 --> 00:21:15,610
I'll go.
375
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:22,090
The thing is, all week long, we've been
kind of going at each other, trying to
376
00:21:22,090 --> 00:21:23,370
think of what we were going to say up
here.
377
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:29,790
I guess what it boils down to is, after
19 years of marriage, check that.
378
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:31,990
18.
379
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:38,690
There's not much more to say, except
that I love you, Marsha.
380
00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:40,170
I always have.
381
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:48,570
And if I had to do it over again, which
I'm doing, I'd do it, which
382
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:49,570
I just did.
383
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:53,650
I love you, George.
384
00:21:59,470 --> 00:22:00,470
Well,
385
00:22:00,970 --> 00:22:02,370
it's about time somebody took one.
386
00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:18,270
Despite last -minute delays,
complications, and assorted confettons,
387
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:23,250
ceremony itself was quite touching,
although my jalapeno dip moved more
388
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,250
to tears.
389
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:28,430
Anyway, I'm pleased to report that
George and Marsha finally have a
390
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,310
record of their nuptials.
391
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:36,430
And Wesley, dear lad that he is, has
gifted me with a small remembrance of
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00:22:36,430 --> 00:22:37,910
himself as well.
393
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:46,330
I'll never get to sleep.
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