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My turn.
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Hey, Belver, you see my staple gun?
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Why, your zipper break?
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Stop draw on the right.
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Thanks.
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See ya.
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Hey, Mr. Bell, you're still raining.
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I'm eating. Go put yourself in the
dryer.
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Wesley, I said it was supposed to turn
to snow.
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But it didn't, and I waited.
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Wesley, you're drenched to the bone.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Evans.
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Yeah, maybe you should go sit in the
dryer.
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Wesley, that's not even funny.
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You're soaking.
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Yeah, we both are. Hey, why don't we go
back outside and step on snails?
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Well,
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that's it for dinner.
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Hi, honey.
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Hey, watch this. I hooked up the alarm
system.
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George, we're soaking wet. Look out!
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Here comes Mr. Burglar.
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But he's in for a big surprise.
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Is it a silent alarm, Dad?
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Why don't you guys go up and dry off?
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Stupid thing.
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Problem, George?
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I must have a screw loose someplace.
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Getting all gussied up for your date
tonight?
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I need your opinion.
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Oh, dear.
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Which do you like better, the green or
the black?
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I'd suggest gloves.
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Well, what about my makeup? It isn't too
heavy, is it? Not if you're going to
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date Emmett Kelly.
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Well, I don't know who that is, but I'm
going to go wash my face. Good girl.
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You're getting very good at that.
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This thing is supposed to be simple.
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You open the door, these things break
contact, and the alarm goes off.
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I don't know, I must be doing something
wrong.
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Perhaps you should try from the outside,
as if you were a burglar.
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on the china never mattered before who
cares when you drop kick your jacket
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as you came through the door no one bled
but sometimes things get turned around
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and no one's fed all hands look out
below
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there's a change in the status quo gonna
need all the help that we
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can get
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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.
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We just might live the good life yet.
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Why is that slime growing in the
refrigerator?
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Oh, that's okay. That's mine.
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I'm growing it for biology class.
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Well, do something about it. It's
attacking the cheese.
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See, it's an experiment. Four different
strains of E. coli bacteria.
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We're supposed to observe the effect
when the cultures are introduced into a
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foreign organism.
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Ah. Here, I'll taste.
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Oh, boy, Jell -O.
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It's not Jell -O.
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Come on, I just want one of them.
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fit for human consumption, even by your
standards.
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Hey. Hi, honey.
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Proposing again?
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No. I'm putting a timer on all the
lights.
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What happened to the alarm?
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It's resting, but this is great.
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See, I hooked up these modules to all
our lamps.
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Then all you do is plug in your master
component here, set your timer,
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Nighttime on, morning off, and...
Morning, George.
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Mr. Owen's still working on the security
system.
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I'm just getting the bugs out.
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Hey, I can't see a thing.
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Perhaps we'll meet a burglar and we can
borrow his flashlight.
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George, how nice to see you again.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Hey, Kevin, no date tonight? I got a
girl coming over.
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Oh, sending out for stuff, huh?
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That's it, make them come to you.
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Is there no way of stopping him? Dad,
she's just a friend.
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Is she pretty?
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Yeah, she's okay.
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So you like her?
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Dad. Kevin's got a girlfriend.
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Kevin's got a girlfriend.
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Look, she's my lab partner. She's just
coming over so we can compare cultures.
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What is she, French?
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Yeah, peppy little pew.
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Wesley, time for bed.
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You too, George.
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Oh, yeah?
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George. Oh, I'm so bad.
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That's probably her.
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Ah, don't worry about it, champ.
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We'll just stay alone and make ourselves
scarce.
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Great.
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Hi, Robin.
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Did you make it okay?
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My brother dropped me off.
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Oh, uh, Mom, Dad, everybody, this is my
friend Robin. Oh, hi. It's nice to meet
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you. Thank you.
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Yeah, Kevin's told us quite a bit about
you.
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But not that.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
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She's going to have a baby.
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Thank you, Kevin.
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Is that your science project?
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Well,
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how am I supposed to learn anything if I
don't ask questions?
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That's okay.
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I guess I should have asked a few
questions myself.
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Robin, would you like to sit down?
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I'll try.
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I just felt a little kick from Emily.
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Oh, Emily.
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Or if it's a boy, Kevin.
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Oh, Kevin.
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Excuse us.
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We'll be right back.
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So, son, anything you'd like to tell us?
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Uh, yeah.
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I guess there is.
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I took the car out last night and I
didn't put any gas in it.
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There's something else?
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Yeah, Kevin, if it's a boy. What about
that?
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She liked the name.
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Yeah, and we like to keep him in the
family.
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We will, Gramps.
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Kevin!
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Hey, I met her a month ago when school
started. She came like that.
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It's just, well, her boyfriend skipped
out, and she doesn't have many friends.
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It's been pretty tough on her.
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Yeah, I bet it has.
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So you guys really thought I could have
been the one?
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Yeah.
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I'm very disappointed in both of you.
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Hey, where'd everybody go?
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Oh, the English guy dragged your brother
upstairs after he asked if he could
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autograph his stomach.
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I can get her a lab book. Be right back.
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I'll probably be here.
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Hey, Kevin, what do you think?
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Whoa! Do I look sexy?
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How should I know? I'm your brother.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm Robin. I'm a friend of your
brother's.
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Oh, hi. I'm Heather.
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You look really nice.
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Yeah. My mom gave me a real hard time
about getting this dress.
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But I talked her into it.
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Yeah?
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I've been talking to a few things
myself.
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Me and Wayne. going to a dance at
school. It's no big deal.
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Yeah, I remember my last dance.
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I had a lot of fun.
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Oh, well, I'm not going to be having any
fun.
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We'll just sit there, have some punch.
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Probably won't even dance.
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Not the dancing that gets you in
trouble.
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Heather, are you ready? No.
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Wow, my little girl's going to break
some hearts tonight.
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Heather, I'm still not sure about that
dress.
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Then why'd you let me...
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You ought to take a look at this.
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These cells are dividing like crazy.
Yeah, I know the feeling.
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You want to take a break? No, no, that's
okay.
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It's just hard to concentrate.
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Sure it is. I mean, you're studying for
two.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Oh, just straightening up a little.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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I really appreciate you putting up with
me.
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Hey, I'm not putting up with you. We're
helping each other. Everyone else just
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avoids me.
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No, they don't. I think I make them
nervous.
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It's like on this walking warning sign.
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Kid, don't try this at home.
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Well, look, I don't care what other
people think.
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You're a nice person.
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I like you.
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I think you're nice, too.
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I just wish I would have met you eight
months ago.
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Yeah, well, uh...
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We better get back to this if we don't
want to flunk.
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Yeah.
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I'm already getting a D in Jim.
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Hey, what smells so good?
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I've got something in the oven.
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Speaking of that, Fertile Myrtle's still
out there?
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George, I think she's a very nice young
lady. I know, I know. I just wish for
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once Kevin would bring home a normal
girl.
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You mean like Miss September?
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breaking into this place, I got the
garage, every window, and the doors
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You know, in England, we don't resort to
this electronic bric -a -brac. Oh?
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What is it you do do?
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I remember a rash of burglaries back in
London. We simply labeled the items we
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valued the most and requested that they
not be taken.
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Huh? We left a note. Dear thieves, this
vase is a valuable heirloom. Please do
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not remove.
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It's base.
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It's vase.
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And they would respect that.
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That'd be great here.
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Dear Mr. Burglar, please don't take the
VCR. It was grandma's.
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You've had enough.
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Welcome back again.
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Sorry we don't have a bathroom
downstairs.
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That's okay.
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How come a bell goes off when you flush
the toilet?
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Oh, that's my dad.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Nothing.
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I've just been having these back pains
all day.
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Anyone ready for some chocolate chip
cookies?
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Oh! I made them from scratch.
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Are you okay?
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Kevin, I'm having a baby.
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I know that. I mean, I'm having it now.
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No, you're not.
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George! Is somebody trying to break in?
No.
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I think it's the other way around.
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Hey, it's okay. I've been through this
before. We'll just grab your coat, get
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your hat, and we'll have you at the
hospital in 20 minutes. Come on, Robin.
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don't really feel like going anywhere
right now. Sure you do. Come on, it'll
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fun. I'll let you honk the horn.
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Don't worry. We'll get you there in
plenty of time. I don't think so.
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Everything's going to be okay.
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What's the matter?
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Does that answer your question?
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You mean she's going to have the baby
right here?
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Oh, if it isn't too much trouble.
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Come on, Robin.
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Back to the couch. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, don't apologize.
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We didn't have any plans.
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Hey, hey.
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Just try not to think about it.
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I remember when Marcia had her labor
pains.
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I tried to take her mind off things with
a sports story.
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You see, once upon a time...
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There was this catcher with the fillies
named Stan Lopata.
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Paramedics are coming.
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Oh, great.
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But not for a while. What?
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Well, with all the rain and ice, there's
been a lot of accidents.
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Hey, it's okay.
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They'll be here.
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If not?
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No problem. We got Belvedere. What?
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Come on, come on.
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You've done everything. You probably ran
the maternity ward during the Boer War.
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I bet you delivered Prince Charles.
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I've never delivered a baby in my life.
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Great. Now you tell me. Oh, come on now,
George. We must keep calm.
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So what are we going to do? I'm not
sure.
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I'm trying to remember what they did
when little Ricky was born.
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Robin, are you timing between
contractions? Yes!
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Fine. Keep up the good work.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Robin, how
far apart are they? I don't know. A
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couple of minutes?
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That's not good, is it?
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That's worse than not good. It means the
baby's coming soon.
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Oh, I'll buy some more. What for?
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Tea.
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I'll get some clean sheets. Fine.
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Don't worry. Everything's going to be
okay. Oh, sure.
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Come on, cheer up. You're having a baby.
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Is there anything I can do to get you an
aspirin, a glass of water, marry you?
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What's going on?
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I'm sorry, old man.
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It's okay, Wes. Go back upstairs.
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Okay, I just want to get some cookies.
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Hi, I'm just getting some cookies.
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Oh! Oh, three too many?
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Come on.
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Anything new?
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Or anybody?
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Oh, not yet.
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What about the ambulance? No.
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Then may I suggest we do what we do in
England?
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What? Stick a note on her?
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Find a doctor. Where?
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Hey, Dad!
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Not now, Wes.
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But I know where our doctor is.
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Where, Wesley?
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My friend Jake. His dad's a doctor. And
they live right around the corner.
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Dr. Saperstein, right!
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I know where he lives.
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You stay here.
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Okay.
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Mr. Belvedere will take good care of
you. I'll be back as soon as I can.
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All right, dear.
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So what do we do?
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I don't know, but I want to raise.
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I think I want to lie down.
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Why? Yeah, why?
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I don't know, but I think I better.
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Oh, boy. Countdown.
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Houston and Baby. Come in, Baby.
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Oh, Robin, we should get you upstairs.
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Yeah, your room. My room? My room? I
don't think this is such a good idea.
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Okay.
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Okay, we'll open up the couch. Open up
the couch. Wes, come give your pop a
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with this coffee table.
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Don't you ever clean down here.
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I tried to once. Something bit me. Watch
out.
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Are they always like this?
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Nah, they're just being polite because
you're here.
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Thanks.
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Her parents aren't home.
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The nurse?
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I mean, what kind of people go out on a
Friday night?
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Lucky people?
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00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,690
Anyway, where's Kevin and that stupid
doctor?
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00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,110
Where's the ambulance?
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00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:50,050
Where's Marsha? On their way, stuck in
the traffic. And how the hell should I
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know? She's not my wife.
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Give me one of those.
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Now, look, George, we must keep calm.
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I mean...
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If help should come in time, well and
good. If not, we can handle it. Yeah,
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00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:04,690
right. After all, you've had three
children. You're used to it. No, I'm
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00:17:05,089 --> 00:17:08,190
I mean, when Kevin and Heather were
born, I was where a guy is supposed to
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In a bar across the street.
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00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:11,809
And Wesley?
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I was out of town.
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I don't blame you.
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Dad, Mr. Belvedere, I think the baby's
coming.
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Wesley, what have you done?
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George. Belvedere? This is it.
334
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,450
Yep, sure is. Good luck.
335
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,030
Same to you.
336
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,200
We're stalling, aren't we?
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00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,960
I don't know. Let me think about it.
Come on.
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00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,640
Does that make your back feel better?
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00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:37,900
Robert, everything's going to be fine.
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00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,660
Oh, somebody do something.
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00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,240
How about a nice cold compress? Oh, go
stuff it.
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00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,040
She must be getting close.
343
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,940
Yeah, Marcia got real nasty.
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00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,460
You told me you were in a bar.
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She called me.
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00:18:04,179 --> 00:18:05,179
That's it, Robin.
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Breathe.
348
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,520
Breathe.
349
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:11,000
Breathe. I got him. Now go put them
back.
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00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,380
I think I want to push.
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00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,140
I want to push.
352
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:16,960
Sure. Go for it.
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00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,260
I'm back.
354
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:19,739
Where's the doctor?
355
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,200
He wouldn't come. Wouldn't come?
356
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,500
What kind of a doctor is he? A
podiatrist.
357
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:29,020
He said if the baby comes out feet
first, we could give him a call. I think
358
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,660
coming. It's okay. I'm here now.
359
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,600
Belvedere? Let's get this baby.
360
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,240
That's right, Robin. Keep pushing. Keep
pushing.
361
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,180
You're doing good, Robin. You're doing
great.
362
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,080
I think I see something.
363
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,300
So do I.
364
00:18:44,420 --> 00:18:45,420
My God.
365
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,760
It looks like Churchill.
366
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,159
We're home.
367
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160
Hey, what is everybody?
368
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,520
I don't know.
369
00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:56,180
Hi. Hello.
370
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680
Hi, Robin.
371
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,840
Where's Kevin?
372
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,120
I don't know.
373
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,480
Where's your stomach?
374
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:07,870
You're supposed to be resting.
375
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,750
Oh, hi, guys.
376
00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:11,830
Feeling a lot better now.
377
00:19:12,970 --> 00:19:14,530
Oh, let me have her, okay?
378
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,090
Sure.
379
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:17,670
It's a girl.
380
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,010
She had the baby right here?
381
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,350
Yep, about an hour ago.
382
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,830
Who delivered it?
383
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,310
Hey, Marsha, where are you feeling?
384
00:19:28,510 --> 00:19:29,510
At the library.
385
00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:31,850
Heather, I want you to dance.
386
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:32,969
It was great.
387
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:33,970
You see our baby?
388
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:35,250
I sure did.
389
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:39,900
didn't come until too late, so Dad and
Mr. Belvedere had to do it. They did?
390
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:44,440
Well, actually, most of the credit
should go to George here. Oh, come on,
391
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:45,900
Oh, gee.
392
00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:48,920
Owens and Belvedere, MDs.
393
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,080
He's priceless.
394
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:54,840
Hey, Dad, we better get going.
395
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,640
We're just going to take Robin and
Georgia Lynn to the hospital.
396
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:00,580
Georgia Lynn.
397
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,720
Yeah. We're godparents.
398
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:05,920
This is worse than a little house on the
prairie.
399
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,000
I'll go bring the car around.
400
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:13,700
Hey, Dad, can I come too? I helped.
Sure, champ. Hey, come on, Lynn. You can
401
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,120
ride shotguns. Love to.
402
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,600
She's real pretty.
403
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
Thank you.
404
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,360
Oh, look, Mom. I think she's smiling.
405
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:27,880
Oh, you are so adorable, you little Miss
America, you.
406
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:29,540
Oh, yes.
407
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,820
Oh, sure.
408
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,169
Come on, Heather.
409
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:36,270
Let's go get something to eat.
410
00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:37,710
Stay away from the jello.
411
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,230
Good luck, Robin. Good luck to you, too.
412
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,450
Hey, no one's going to rush me into
anything.
413
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,789
They might try.
414
00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:45,910
I know how to say now.
415
00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:49,210
Come on. I guess we better get going.
416
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,870
Yeah, I guess so.
417
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:55,730
Here, I'll hold it.
418
00:20:58,650 --> 00:20:59,650
Thanks.
419
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,460
Sorry about our project.
420
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,420
Gets a lot of sense with yourself.
421
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:09,280
Oh, that's okay. I'll just tell him the
three of us did it.
422
00:21:11,380 --> 00:21:17,000
But, Kevin, you know back there what you
said about marrying me?
423
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,860
I meant that.
424
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,420
No, you didn't. No, I didn't.
425
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,400
It's okay. I understand.
426
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,020
Need of the moment.
427
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:28,840
So what are you going to do?
428
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,100
Raise my baby.
429
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,020
Try to finish school.
430
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,560
None of it's going to be easy.
431
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,260
You'll do okay.
432
00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,620
Yeah.
433
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,140
Who knows? Maybe someday I'll even have
a date again.
434
00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,900
Oh, sure. I mean, maybe the three of us
can go out together.
435
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,500
Play on the swings or something.
436
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,840
We'd like that.
437
00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:57,640
Come on. They're waiting for us.
438
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,050
Hey, look, the moon's out.
439
00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:07,770
So the baby.
440
00:22:16,910 --> 00:22:19,990
And so ends the day when I witnessed two
miracles.
441
00:22:20,550 --> 00:22:24,630
The miracle of birth and the miracle of
George and me getting along.
442
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,630
I don't know which was more unnerving.
443
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:30,510
Good night, Lynn.
444
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:33,010
Good night, George.
445
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,200
Just remember to insult him at
breakfast.
446
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:40,060
This can't go on.
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