All language subtitles for mr_belvedere_s01e05_what_i_did_for_love

Hi, I'm George Owens, and this is Sports
Rap.

Hi,

I'm George Owens, and this is Sports
Rap.

I sound like Hugh Downs.

Hi, I'm George Owens, and this is Sports
Rap.

Hi, I'm Lynn Belvedere, and I'd like to
start breakfast.

Rehearsing for your broadcast debut?

Yeah, maybe.

Well, I'm sure you'll do quite well.

Go ahead, ask me a question. Anything on
sports.

Oh, I wouldn't dream. I mean, a person
of your knowledge? What do you want to

know? Players?

Stats? Records?

In cricket.

If a batsman inadvertently strikes the
wicket causing the bale to fall before

the bowler's delivery, is he penalized
only one run or is he out?

Yeah.

He's penalized one run.

He's out, and he has to go eat English
food, and he gets sick, and he

dies.

As you came through the door, no one
bled. But sometimes things get turned

around and no one sped.

All hands look out below.

There's a change in the status quo.

Gonna need all the help that we can get.

According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

We just might live a good life, yes.

I almost forgot.

I packed you a lunch.

I see that.

I think it's a very good idea. You're
going to be sitting there for four

Yes, you'll see I packed a few
sandwiches.

Fruit, some Oreo cookies, double stuff,
your favorite.

A thermos of tomato soup and an extra
tie, just in case.

Hey, Dad, can I come with you to the
radio station?

I've never been one. Can I? Please,
please, please?

Gee, I don't know, pal.

Besides, I think it's going to be long
and boring.

Oh, we're going to tell a lot of your
stories, huh?

Delightful child.

Hey, Dad, you about ready to leave?

Pretty soon, pal.

Great. So you're going with him, aren't
you, Mom? No, honey, I'm going to stay

home and study.

But, Mom, that's what libraries are for.

Why can't I study at home?

He's got a date.

Jennifer Simpson's coming over. Yeah,
well, it's no big deal.

We're just going to study together.

Yeah?

What are you going to study?

Anatomy?

Dad.

So, I bet she's a pretty hot number,
huh?

She's just a girl.

Yeah, well, that's the main thing.

Hey, you better hurry.

Yeah. Well,

wish me luck. Good luck, my dad.

And just reminding you again, I'm George
Owens. This is Sports Rap.

I'm ready to take your calls at 555
-2222 and discuss any sports topic. Or

shoot the breeze.

If you want to call right now, I think
we've got some lines open.

One through twelve.

No one's calling him.

Someone will.

This is so embarrassing.

Okay. I'm ready to rap with you about
baseball, basketball, football.

I think they stink.

Any other opinions?

Okay, I need your notes for World War
II.

Oh.

Here you go.

One page, the whole war?

Oh, well, Mr. Yakamoto doesn't like to
talk about it much.

Okay, I also need your notes for Bio and
Trig.

Bio.

Do you realize that because of the
insanity of the world situation, we

be dead tomorrow?

Is that why you don't take notes?

Kevin, our entire planet is under
assault.

Pollution, toxic waste, the nuclear arms
race, exploitation of the land and its

creatures.

But if we could come together, you know,
unite as one, oh, it could really make

a difference.

I think it would for me.

Thanks for your call. You're on sports
rap. Yeah, I have a question about

soccer. Fire away.

Yeah, remember that soccer team that
crashed in the Andes?

Did they really start eating each other?

I don't know, but I wouldn't blame them
with that airline food.

Right now, five minutes for news
headlines.

He's getting grown.

Your father's doing his best.

Hey, it's Saturday. Let's go someplace.

You mean you and me?

Yeah. Oh, I don't think your father
expects us to listen to the whole four

hours. Yeah, I think 15 minutes is more
than enough.

Hey, let's go to the beauty parlor. Oh,
no, not that.

Not that. Oh, Mr.

Belvedere, when Heather was younger,
every once in a while, we'd go and get

hair done the same way.

Cute. Yeah.

Then we put on identical outfits with
the same purses and everything and we go

shopping. I can just picture it.

Come on, Heather, it'll be fun.

Okay, okay.

God, I hope this isn't just a phase.

So, um, thanks for the notes and stuff.
I appreciate it.

Oh, sure.

Listen, Jennifer, I've been thinking
about what you said.

About the planet and how we're sitting
on the eve of destruction?

Yeah.

So, uh, want to see a movie tonight
while there's still time?

Listen,

Kevin, I like you.

And I think you're cute in a transient
sort of way.

But I've got other commitments.

Oh. Well, I understand.

Listen, um...

I'm handing out pamphlets at the mall
this afternoon.

We're trying to stop the slaughter of
animals for their skins and pelts. Oh,

yeah, I hate that sort of stuff.

I really do.

If you want to help, meet me at three in
front of the hickory hut.

Great.

Then after we're through, maybe we
could, you know, do something else.

Yeah,

maybe. But you should know one thing.

I won't sleep with anyone unless I
respect their political convictions.

Hey, Jennifer, wait up.

Hey, where are we going?

We're here.

Oh, yeah.

First, we'll hand out the pamphlet, stop
the people from going in.

That's not the plan.

What are you going to do with that?

What do you think?

Spray the windows?

Windows can be cleaned, Kevin.

A sable jacket can't.

Hey, hey, wait a minute. We could get in
a lot of trouble.

Kevin, that's the point.

We've got to take a stand, make a
statement, get some attention.

Yeah, well, I get a lot of attention at
home.

You know, Kevin, these last few hours
that we've spent together have shown me

that you're a person with courage and
integrity.

Someone I believe that I could really
get active with.

What exactly do you mean by that?

Want to go all the way, Kevin?

May I help you? Sure.

Uh, my husband and I are looking for
fur.

You two are married?

Uh, yeah.

Well, any type of quality fur is very
expensive.

Oh, that's okay. We've got lots of
money.

We won the publisher's clearinghouse
sweepstakes.

You couldn't believe it happened to us.

Well, we just received a lovely
Norwegian mink.

We'd love to see it.

This is it.

Uh -huh.

How about this, huh?

Isn't this stunning?

And remember, this isn't just the coat.

It's an investment.

May I?

Oh, certainly.

minks in Norway, and all over the world.

What are you, crazy?

Security!

Yeah, they had some cases there. Back in
those days, it was really illegal to

cork bats. Everybody was corking bats.
What they did was cut the top of the bat

off, then drill a hole.

Put a piece of cork in her, made the
ball travel further.

I remember one of those guys one
afternoon hit a home run. The ball went

unbelievably far, and the end of the bat
ended up in right field. It was

unbelievable.

Yeah, to be there to see it was really
funny.

Come on, Picasso.

Time to make another statement.

Hey, look, I've never been arrested
before, you know?

Don't worry.

I'll be gentle.

Park it over there, honey.

Up with people?

Hmm?

Oh.

But I recognized you.

Okay, honey, we're going to need a
little more information from you, and

we'll move you right along.

Oh, okay.

Full name?

Mud.

Is that with one or two Ds?

Oh, no, no, no. It's Owen.

Kevin B. I was joking.

Maybe later we can share a laugh.

Yes, Wally's world of beanbag furniture,
the economy -minded wave of the future,

goes with any decor and you've never
been oh so comfortable.

Wesley, not in the house with that.

I'm bored.

Then go outside.

I don't want to go outside.

Play parts easy again.

No, you cheat.

I'm a kid.

Besides, you take too long to move.
Watch how fast I pack.

Wait, wait.

Don't go away, man. I'm sorry.

It's okay, Wesley.

It's been a long afternoon for both of
us.

Let's try Scrabble again.

Fine, fine.

Just remember, Mooney Moolah is not a
word.

It's aluminum.

Backwards.

Stop me again.

Okay, kiddo. So much for pictures and
prints, and now it's time for the cage.

No writing on the walls, no spitting on
the floors, no vulgar behavior of any

kind.

Uh, what if I have to go to the
bathroom?

I believe the same dynamic applies.

Blood?

Ink.

I was hoping we'd have something in
common.

I'm gonna go stand over there now.

Wow, it's just like Dragnet!

Hey, Kevin!

What's going on?

You worry somebody?

No.

Hello, Kevin.

Hi, Mr. Belvedere.

Anything new?

Uh, excuse me. I take it you're Mr.

Owens?

If that is meant to be a joke, it's in
very poor taste.

Are you?

Excuse me, ma 'am. Are you Mrs.

Owens? Yes, I'm Marcia Owens. Oh, well,
I'm Sergeant Wentworth. I'm the

arresting officer. Sergeant.

Sergeant, I may not have all the facts
yet, but I do happen to be studying to

an attorney.

And as someone who has a working
knowledge of the law, I must tell you.

you butcher.

Hi, Mr. Beckman.

If you wanted to kill me, why didn't you
just stick a knife in my heart? That

would have been faster.

Kevin, what's going on?

Well, according to Mr. Beckman here,
your son ran into his fur shop with this

spray can and... And did this?

Wow, just like Zorro.

Wesley. Wesley, Heather, let's go and
look at the wanted posters.

Perhaps you'll see someone you know.

You painted a mink.

Uh -huh.

Are you crazy?

I was protesting.

Oh, come on, kid. It's a mink, for God's
sake.

They raise them on farms like wheat.

That still doesn't make it right.

Well, do you care?

My business is in the toilet anyway.

I mean, whatever happens to a fox rat
and an evening at the theater?

Army Navy game.

What happened to glamour?

What happened to you?

Look, Mr.

Beckman, my son is at a very stupid age,
but he means

well. Oh, I'm sure he does.

Look, you must have children.

I never married.

No, but if you did, you'd know that kids
sometimes act impulsively.

And, uh... All right.

All right. I know. He's a muddled
citizen.

The point is that... Ah, forget it. I
was young once

myself. So you'll drop the charges?
Sure.

Why not?

Thank you.

Just give me the 2 ,300 bucks for the
mink and I'll forget the whole thing.

But it's got paint on it.

Fuck it! Okay, okay.

Do you have a phone I can use?

Uh, sure, right over there. Thank you.

You! Day put.

Well,

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin.

What, what, what?

Come now, then.

You're not the first person to suffer
for something he believes in.

Oh, sir.

I certainly admire your convictions.

Oh, yeah, convictions, right.

Save the feel.

Read all about it.

You know, Kevin, long ago, before it was
fashionable, a friend and I intercepted

a Soviet whaling vessel off the coast of
Gibraltar.

Oh, yeah?

Braving the frigid and turbulent seas of
the North Atlantic, we boarded the

Karenina and lashed ourselves to the
harpoon gun.

They left a chain there for two weeks.

And then booted us into the Black Sea.

Boy, she must have been some girl.

Wonderful girl.

Terrible swimmer.

That's right, that's right.

Banlingo Mungo, pitcher.

Ten years with the Dodgers. You win your
fiver, pal.

Okay, next call.

Sports wrap, you're on the air.

Marsha? Yeah, George, listen, honey.

He, uh, he was in a protest.

Protest.

He did a little damage and they arrested
him.

Yeah, he's here.

Fine, fine.

I'll put him right on.

Mr. Belvedere?

Get with me, Belvedere. I know you're
behind this.

My kids were never interested in
anything until you showed up.

George, I hate to disappoint you, but I
had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Come on, come on. It's me, remember?

What was it? Nuke the whales?

Free the Indy 500? What?

George, it was an affair of the heart.

He did it for the girl.

The way I got it figured out, you've
already worked off close to seven bucks.

Well, the night's young.

Your popcorn, George.

Actually, this isn't too bad.

To wear in the house.

It tastes like a Duralog.

Ah,

Mata Hari.

Is Kevin around?

Yes, he's in the fireplace.

Oh. Can I have a word with him?

That depends.

Do you have a miner's helmet?

Uh, Mr. Belvedere, I'll talk to her.

Okay.

Well, let's go, gang.

Well, children, have a nice chat.

Thank you.

I can't believe she had the nerve to
show her face.

Look who's talking.

So, it seems I'm in the doghouse around
here.

Yeah, well, you're not the only one.

Yeah, I can see that.

Listen, Kevin, I appreciate you keeping
my name out of this.

My parents would have killed me.

Hey, it's no big deal.

You want to do something sometime?

Go see a movie or get a burger?

You've earned it.

Uh, yeah, well, that sounds nice, but I
think I'm going to be tied up for the

next six or seven years.

Besides, I'm grounded.

No movies, no TV, no stereo.

I think I can use a toaster.

I'm sorry.

But I'm sure that there's something.

That we could do.

Yeah, well, that sounds nice, too.

But I think I'm going to save that for
someone whose conviction I respect.

I guess I had that coming.

Bye, Jennifer.

Goodbye, Kevin.

Think I'll go back in the chimney now.

Week seven.

I find Kevin's little escapade of the
furriers has made my life in the Owens

household a great deal easier.

Kevin is so sincere in his efforts to
work off his debt, he's actually been

waiting on me.

That's it, Kevin.

That's a good lad.

Happily, all this leisure time has left
me free to pursue interests and

convictions of my own, as well as make
new friends.

Nice catch, Sinbad.