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Last week, as you recall, a terrifying cosmic storm threatened our space

John! A storm whose strange and incredible power was soon to force open

mysterious door to another world.

John.

Take a look at this cosmic radiation gauge.

That's wild.

Well, does that mean we're going to have a cosmic storm?

And fast.

You better get the kids together.

Here comes Judy now.

Just in time.

Boy, it's a good thing we had Smith and saw those arresters last week.

I'll go below and check on the kids. Thank you.

Arresters? Daddy, aren't those long metal poles with, uh, round gizmos on

That's right.

But I just saw them this morning. They were hidden under some brush.

Smith!

Smith!

I thought I told you to install those arresters ten days ago.

Now look what you've done. I've lost the count.

Lost the count?

What? Dr. Smith, are you ill?

Preventive medicine, madam. I must check every day.

You know, it's all very well for these younger men to be forced into manual

labor, but for a man of my year... Never mind that. Didn't you put any of them

up?

Any of them?

Oh, John.

All right, you two take care of the ship.

We'll fight Penny.

That beats you, Smith.

Get a move on.

You mustn't ask me anything.

You mustn't bother anybody.

It's only... Sorry, Platinum. That's all.

Now, let me see.

Ah, yes, the hammer.

Jeweler's drill. That's good.

Now, for platinum.

If I could cut it into very small pieces, I could hide every single one of

Diamond saw.

That's it. Dr. Smith!

We missed you at breakfast. We thought maybe you weren't awake yet.

Awake. Oh, Major, if only I could sleep.

All night tossing and turning.

You know how delicate my back is.

Oh, the pain.

The pain.

What are you looking for?

My heating pad. I loaned it to Mrs.

Robinson the other day. She seems to have mislaid it. Oh, well, that's all

right, because I've got something that'll fix your back up just great.

Oh, good. Yeah, it's an old -fashioned restorative instrument. Ah, yes.

You will just love this.

This is exactly what you need.

A shovel.

Shovel?

Now, please, Major, I have other important plans for today, and you know

feeling very well. Last night, Dr. Smith, we almost lost our lives because

you, so you're going to make up for it.

You're going to install every one of those storm arresters in exactly the

I told you to.

And you know what?

You're going to do it before nightfall, because if you don't, I am personally

going to use this shuffle to dig a hole for you.

Storm arresters? In my condition? In your condition.

Really, Major.

There is no necessity to be ghoulish about it.

Dig.

Oh, dear, just look at this mess.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Careful now.

Oh, it's hanging down.

Well, I'll go get the rest of the plants.

All right.

Oh, Dr.

Smith, have you seen Penny? What? What?

No, no.

Well, oh, wait a minute. Here, let me help you. These things are all slipping.

Really, madam, with everything else I have to do, I simply don't have time to

tend to the children, too.

Well, I'll find her. I guess she must have run off somewhere.

Did you say Penny?

Yes. I guess she's run off. Don't worry about it. I'll find her. Run off

somewhere? Yes.

Already?

Excuse me.

Oh, I beg your pardon.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. I'm very sorry.

Well, I see it, but I don't believe it.

What did you do to her? I wish I knew.

Penny, please.

The man of my challenge being forced to act like a beast of burden. How dare

they? Good heavens, what in the world is this?

Be careful.

Get away from that mirror.

It's my mirror and my platinum.

Which reminds me, you promised you'd help me fix my hair.

Oh, no, not again.

Thought I'd try it a little bit higher on top with perhaps a softer curl.

You and your hairdo.

I'm going to cut all my hair off, just like Will. Go ahead, be ugly. Who cares?

I'm sorry.

It's just that I wish you'd fix yourself up once in a while.

I don't like to see you going around acting like a boy. You know what I mean.

What's wrong with boys?

Nothing.

But you could be so beautiful.

Look.

You are so beautiful.

It's time you started realizing it.

Why? Why is all that goop so important anyway?

Well, you are growing up. So what? Why can't I be the way I am? Maybe I like

way I am. Maybe I'll stay this way forever.

Meddling, interfering females.

But here you still are, my beautiful treasure.

Platinum. Ah, yes, platinum at, let's say, $500

an ounce.

Oh, lovely.

I'm a millionaire.

A billionaire!

Now, let's get to work.

Come back here!

Come back here, you simian simpleton! Come back here, I want you here!

Where are you, you dreadful creature?

I have to adjust to the situation at hand and do this in a hurry without

It's not possible.

Reflection, that's what it is.

The sunlight playing tricks in my eyes.

Judy?

What's the matter with Penny? She's not crying, is she?

No, she's just lost to the world. I asked her what time it was, and she said

maybe I left it in the control room.

Why should she be crying?

Oh, it's all my fault.

You know how she acts sometimes, like a tomboy, and you said something about it.

I tried to make it up to her, but... Oh, I know.

Well, I don't. What are you two talking about, anyway?

Something you wouldn't understand.

How do you like it?

Like what?

I was about to say that at a certain age, it isn't easy to be a girl.

But then I guess it never is.

Don't worry about Penny. I'll go speak to her. See if I can cheer her up. Thank

you. Come on. Come on.

What's the matter? Something wrong?

Look, I've got a little silver bell.

Come on.

78? 79?

Oh, dear.

80? 81?

I'm sorry, Dr. Smith. Did I scare you? No, my child.

That's already been done.

Unhand me, madam.

Really. Couldn't you find a more suitable playmate than this blithering

No, of course not.

Well, if you've come out here to spy on the chain gang, you may as well go back

and tell your father that his precious storm arresters have very likely caused

our first serious casualty on this benighted planet.

Dr. Zachary Smith.

What?

Oh, never mind.

Never mind.

Go, my child.

you probably wouldn't appreciate the tragedy of it anyway.

Sunstroke, cosmic psychosis, what difference does it make what I've got?

Oh, for such a thing to strike now, to strike the finest mind in the universe,

to strike me at my very richest moment.

Oh, go away, child, and leave me in peace.

And take that improbable bell ringer with you.

now I want to know where you got this oh come on show me

show me where you got this

I saw it with my own eyes.

But I can't believe it.

Dr. Smith!

I'm in here!

Dr. Smith!

Hallucination, exhaustion, the pulse, the clouded eyes, the coated tongue.

Yes, that's what it is.

Oh, dear.

I'm even sicker than I thought.

I have cosmic fever.

Oh, dear.

There.

Now it's all right.

Who said that?

Who are you?

Me.

Where are you?

Over here.

Where? Here.

I can't see.

Here.

It's mine.

But... You're just a boy.

What's the matter with that?

Who are you?

Who do you want me to be?

Don't you have a name?

What name would you like?

Would you please stop answering every question with a question and tell me how

to get out of this... Cave?

Cave?

What cave?

This has to be a cave with an entrance of some sort down by that funny old

mirror. This isn't a cave.

This is a whole world, that's what it is.

Well, then I'll just have to find my own way out.

There's no way out, Penny.

No way at all.

How'd you know my name?

Oh, I know everybody's name.

Especially those I choose to look through the other side of the mirror.

You've watched me?

Of course.

What's the matter? Don't you want to see any more faces?

I think I'd prefer to see the Jupiter too, thank you.

Oh, all right.

Come on, I'll show you.

How much farther?

There it is.

But that's just a hole. I thought you said you'd take me to my spaceship.

I told you you could see it, that's all.

Mom's starting to fix lunch.

Can I help you, Mother? No, dear, thank you, not yet.

Mom!

I want to see next.

Don't get enough.

Before I say something wrong. I am done.

Of course not, silly. It's just what you didn't say. Judy, don't.

I've been here forever.

Forever?

Judy, don't.

You didn't say anything about this.

You cut your hair, that's it.

No. No?

What do you mean?

She can't hear you. It's just another mirror.

That's all.

Penny,

don't you understand?

Haven't you ever wondered what's on the other side of the mirror?

Well, this is.

Here.

What's that got to do with anything?

I like riddles.

Don't you understand? I've got to get out of here.

There's a way in. There's just got to be a way out.

That's not a good riddle.

Don't you understand? I've got to get out.

You see, who cares about things?

That's not real out there anyway.

This is what's real.

What are you so sad about?

You said you wanted to have fun. Well, you can have all the fun you want in

forever.

Hey, would you like to go look out some more mirrors if you hunt around long

enough where you can find any mirror anywhere?

Anywhere?

Even back to hers?

Sure. Come on, let's go.

What's the matter with you?

Out of all the humans I've ever watched.

Not that I usually go in for that type of thing. For when I have nothing else

do. But you know what I thought? I thought that you'd be different from

everybody.

And then what happens? All you do is go around crying like a sick kitten.

You know, I'm sorry I brought you here.

I'm sorry I even cleaned up my house a little.

For the first time ever.

Wait a minute.

Wait.

You have a house?

How can you have a house in here?

How can I have a house? Boy, that's a dumb one.

Oh, tell me, dear lady.

Don't be afraid to tell me.

Well, I can't see that... I'd rather know the worst without any false

if you please. I'm quite prepared to face my agony.

Oh, what I was going to say is that I can't see that you have any fever at

What? Let me have that. I obviously didn't keep it in long enough.

Dr. Smith, you say that with cosmic fever, you have hallucinations.

Now, have you had any of those?

Oh, madam, if I were to tell you...

I surely have more than that.

Well, go on and tell me. I'm not afraid of bad dreams.

Mrs. Robinson, what I saw... Yes, Doctor.

Tell us.

Just what did you see?

Oh, no, no.

I wouldn't want to burden the rest of you with my problems.

There is definitely something wrong with this thermometer.

You... You... You're real, aren't you?

You're just an absurd little animal, aren't you?

Well, of course he's real.

Like something I saw.

All those storm arresters just waiting to be installed.

Oh, yes.

And they would have been installed, I assure you, if I hadn't been suddenly

seized with a strange malady.

Brought on by overexertion and strain to the lumbar region.

Of course, of course.

Well, anyway, Dr.

Smith, it's nearly time for lunch now. Just as soon as Penny gets back.

Penny? Yeah, she's out playing.

Why?

Playing?

You did say playing?

That's it.

She's just been out playing games.

I don't really have a fever, do I?

I'm not really sick.

Am I? I'm as sane as I ever was.

And you?

You? You're quite normal, too, aren't you, you hirsute horror?

There, Professor Olsen.

I have a little job to attend to before we eat.

Yes, and those storm arresters, I will attend to them, too, fear not. But first

I must go and do this little job, and I'll bring Penny back with me.

Oh, yes.

I'll get it, Penny.

Yes.

Wait.

Where do all these things come from?

Well, they've always been here.

You see, when anything gets lost or anything that anybody doesn't want

it always ends up in here.

But how did they get into this world?

This isn't really a world.

I just said that.

See, everybody's got a world.

But this is a dimension.

Which is much better than the world.

Anybody could tell you that.

Is this where you live?

Yeah, come on, I'll show you.

I built it all myself.

I thought you said you cleaned it up.

Oh, I did.

Well, except the dirt, and that doesn't hurt anybody.

No, of course not.

You know what?

In here, you don't have to wash your face. You don't have to brush your

You don't have to do anything except have fun.

It sounds wonderful.

Oh, it is, Penny.

It's anything anybody could ever want.

Whoever. You're going to love it.

I am?

Of course.

With nothing to do except what you want?

And none of that goop between people?

Oh, yes, I hate goop.

Like Judy and Don.

Well, I just hate it, that's all.

What's that?

Oh, that's my warning system.

Come on, I'll show you.

See, I got all these things all by myself.

Of course, they don't work, but... Warning?

Warning of what?

More of those awful globby things?

No, those globby things can't hurt you. They're just fun to play hide -and -go

-secret.

Sounds as if something's coming.

We'd better get out of here.

Listen, my blue went in and out of here, so why can't we?

And have you got all these clocks from outside?

I didn't get all these clocks from the outside. My cat did.

Your cat?

Yeah, I used to have this cat, and she used to go out and bring all kinds of

things back.

And then, one time, she met this tomcat on the other side.

I haven't seen her since.

Oh, that's too bad. But if she could go in and out of Maris...

No, I tell you.

People can only come in.

For people, there's no way out. Now I'm getting tired of rails. I'm looking for

my cannon.

Cannon? Yeah.

It's a shiny gold rod that shoots cosmic particles.

I never really used it, but I think it'll stop him if he gets through.

Him? Get through?

Yeah, see, when all the bells go off, that means that it might be that hairy

thing that lives down below.

I think this is a dreadful thing.

Now, will you cut that out?

You said you wanted to have fun.

Well, we'll wait till he comes, and then we'll give him a chase, boy.

But what does he do? What does he look like? I don't know.

I've never really seen all of them.

But you'll know when he gets here.

Say what you mean.

It's all right. Quick. Come on.

Penny!

Penny?

Come along, child.

It's lunchtime.

All right, Debbie.

You know the game. You tell me where she is, yes?

Bah, you dreadful creature.

Can you hear me, Penny dear?

You know that was a dreadful thing you did to me, making me think I was sick

seeing things.

But I'll forgive you.

You can come out of your hiding place now.

Penelope, I'm warning you.

You.

You can get away from here. The game's over, I tell you.

Penny? All right, that's done it, young one.

You've got some sort of trick with this mirror.

But I'm going to teach you a lesson.

This mirror is mine.

And just so you'll never do such a nasty thing again, you watch me now.

This is not magic.

This... This is reality.

I will not run from my own nightmares.

What nightmares?

Penny?

How did he get in here?

Did you let him in here?

No, no, of course not, my boy.

I'm the one who let you in.

Don't you understand?

He's goofy.

Come on, let's get out of here. It'll spoil everything. No, wait.

Dr. Smith, there's an awful beast running around here.

A beast?

Yes, of course.

I would think of something like that, wouldn't I?

Archer Smith, do you feel all right? Yes, I do, surprisingly enough.

Oh.

What a fascinating place I've created here for you.

It's a new dimension, isn't it?

Oh.

Behind all the mirrors of the universe, there lies a new dimension, and we've

entered it.

How? Clever of me.

But he says we can't ever get out. We're locked behind the mirrors forever.

Now, now, my dear, there's nothing to be frightened of. You're not really here.

And neither is he.

And he's a moony man. Come on, let's get out, Penny.

Though I must say I did a rather sloppy job creating you, young man.

Creating him? Oh, Dr. Smith, what's wrong with you?

I'm dreaming, don't you see? All of it. You, the bloop. This ridiculous mirror.

Well, that's no dream.

Come on.

Let's find out what worm down chasing after us.

No, no.

I want to find and see this wonderful creature of my imagination.

No, Doctor. Wait.

Stop. It's not a dream.

Let go, child. Let go.

It's real. It's all real. He's real.

Get away from me, Penny. You're nothing but my childhood fears carried over

into... adulthood.

It's a matter of psychiatric fact.

Dr. Smith, stop! Now get away from me! Leave me alone!

One must confront one's nightmares!

Where are you, my hairy friend?

Speak up, speak up. There's no need for you to be afraid.

However did I think of such a thing.

Hush, hush now.

There's no need to overdo this.

Oh, what a fantastic imagination I do have.

What's it come here for?

Come on, let's get out of here and leave them both alone.

Is this the cannon?

Don't touch that thing. You'll ruin everything. You're not supposed to kill

hairy beast. You're supposed to stay here with us.

It's fun to be chased. Don't you want to have fun?

No, no. It's going to hurt Dr. Smith.

What difference does that make?

You'll spoil everything. It's supposed to stay just the way it is. That's the

way it's supposed to be forever.

Supposed to be forever?

Of course, silly.

That's the way it is down here. You play games and have fun and stay just the

way we are always. No!

Oh, hurry.

What

happened?

It was a reflection.

I think it was only a reflection.

I'll get him this time. I'll get him.

Better weapons in the future.

But it must do something. I know it must.

This gun is useless, my dear.

Absolutely useless.

It must be part of your dream.

A man of my intelligence could certainly... Dr. Smith, where'd you go?

Dr. Smith?

Where is he?

What difference does that make? Who cares about him?

Come on, there's no more fun around here anyway. No!

Dr. Smith!

Look, there he is.

He got out.

Well, well, rid of him.

Come on, let's have some more fun. The hairy beast is still around here

someplace. Dr. Smith!

Don't you understand?

If Dr. Smith can get out, then so can we. He shot the cannon into his

in the pool.

Don't you understand?

Give me the cannon and let me try it. No.

You could come and live with us.

You'd love my whole family and they'd all love you. I don't believe you. And

they wouldn't make you do jobs or studying or washing your face, at least

first. I can't go. No.

You wouldn't even have to grow up if you don't want to, at least a little bit at

a time. I don't believe you. Oh, please, boy.

And you can't stay in this awful place forever.

I thought you were something different and you're just a girl.

But that's what I am, isn't it?

Coop.

That's all you're talking is goop.

You even upset the hairy beast.

Well, he can't come, of course, but... You.

Yes, you, my fine mirror.

You started all this.

No, Dr. Smith, don't do that. Oh, platinum.

Bah. Nothing but a glare that sets people dreaming.

I'll put a stop to you once and for all.

Nobody can get out forever and ever.

I can't.

Oh.

Hey.

No, please give it to me.

No.

Stay here.

Forever isn't such a long time.

You'll like it and you'll never have to grow old.

But don't you understand? I don't want to stay here.

I don't want to stay young forever.

Everybody does.

I watch them through the mirror.

I have a better idea.

They just say that because they know they have to grow older.

Please come with me and you'll see how nice it is Please give me the cannon

I'll

go first And then you follow.

Penny.

Do just what I do.

Shoot into your reflection.

But I can't.

I don't have any reflection.

Where on earth did you come from?

Oh, no, Dr. Smith, don't. Please don't. He won't be able to get out.

What are you talking about?

You silly child. Dr.

Smith, please come back. He won't be able to get out.

I'll fix your dream.

But he wouldn't.

Smith, what's going on here?

Now, now, there's nothing to worry about. It's all over.

A little girl can fall asleep and dream, can't she?

How are you feeling, dear?

You any better?

What do you suppose will happen to him, Mom?

Well, I don't really know him well enough to say.

But it did happen, just as I said. It wasn't a dream.

I'm sure it happened just the way you said it did.

Now, come on.

How about coming out and having a game of space chess with Will?

That should be fun.

Fun?

Well, it hasn't gone out of style, has it?

Mom?

Mom, what do you suppose my hair would look like if I put it on top like this?

Well now what brought that on well, I mean we do have to grow up sometime

we?

Yeah

There.

There we are, my boy.

The task is completed.

Think it'll work, Dr. Smith? Like a witch doctor's charm.

In all modesty, may I say that I've devised an invention of sheer brilliance

electronic marvels. Smith, don't you ever get tired of tooting your own horn?

Genius majors should be obvious to the naked eye.

Say, what's that supposed to be?

Dr. Smith set up an alarm to catch the thief.

He's got the whole camp area wired.

Our uninvited guest is as good as caught right now. As soon as the creature

enters the area and touches anything, the alarm will warn us of its presence.

Well, don't you think you're going to a lot of work for no reason, Dr. Smith?

We don't even know that there's a thief involved.

Then how would you explain the missing vegetables from our garden?

The work of some small animal?

I see.

And I suppose the same small animal also took the Major's hunting knife.

At this very moment, no doubt, it's cutting up the carrots and paring the

potatoes for a stew.

You know, Smith, I might have misplaced it or lost it.

Personally, I believe it was stolen.

And tonight, I intend to catch the criminal.

Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.

Dr. Smith and I are going to wait up for him.

I don't think that's such a good idea, Will.

Well, we have our sleeping bags and Mom said it was all right.

The boy is perfectly safe with me.

All right, Will.

Good.

There. I have now activated the alarm.

Now all we have to do is to wait for the nocturnal radar.

Ah, let me help you with that, my boy. There.

Now the other. There.

Yes.

Thanks. Now then, let us retire to our sleeping quarters. Come along, my boy.

Good night, sir.

Good night, Dad. Good night, Will.

Do you think there might be something to what Smith said?

No, I don't think so, but just to be on the safe side.

We'd both better be prepared to be out here just in case that alarm does go

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith, wake up! There's something coming into the campsite. Call me when

breakfast is ready.

Dr.

Smith, hurry up. He'll get away.

What?

Where?

I don't see anything.

The lights are set to turn on 25 seconds after the alarm.

Look.

There it is.

I think.

Where are those blasted lights?

I can get a good shot at it now.

No, Dr. Smith, don't!

It's not an animal.

What? What?

Oops, sorry. Lost in Space to be continued two weeks from tonight.