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Good boy, good boy.

Give it to me.

Paco, give me the ball.

What happened?

The dog is playing with the ball again.

Paco, I told you, don't play with the ball at home.

I've said it a thousand times!

-Pick that up, we're late. -Give it.

Come on!

We're going to be late.

Can I take my bike?

Yeah, right, and a trampoline.

Leave that.

-We're not making it. -We're late.

-I made you this necklace. -That's beautiful, honey, come on.

Your grandad and your brother are waiting.

-Alonso! -Go on. Paco, out.

-Out. -Oh, my God!

Come on!

If it goes in,

this will be the best holiday of our lives.

Let's go. Let's go!

I HATE SUMMER

Alonso!

I don't like getting there short on time.

I like to get there, pee, eat a sandwich.

I know, but yesterday I told you...

The saucisson.

What are you doing now?

How can we go without Iberian saucisson?

I don't think Iberian saucisson is indispensable

for the beach.

Why are you taking so many cold cuts?

I'm not eating supermarket saucisson, that would ruin my holiday.

And ham or loin even less so.

If it's not Iberian, it gets stuck here and doesn't go down.

-Okay, go. -Of course I'm going.

Are you coming or not? We're late.

Where is dad?

I have no idea.

Honey, are you okay?

Where's the saucisson? Save it!

Come in.

Excuse me, doctor,

Mrs. Rus is here

and she wants you to see her.

I've told her it's impossible,

-but she won't go. -She's a pain.

Okay, I can stay ten minutes more.

Once you show her in, you can go. I'll see you in September.

Perfect, thanks.

See you.

It's amazing how we always want what we can't have.

This lady who's next,

wans bigger breasts, and you want smaller ones.

What the world needs is balance.

And that's what I'm here for, to balance things out.

-They'll look great. -Yeah?

Yes, I'm Francisco Calatrava.

-Aren't you answering? -Yes.

Okay, all right.

-Are you going on holiday? -No, I have to save up for the operation.

That's a good idea, you know?

That way next year

instead of these, you'll show off a pair

-of chiseled pecs. -I prefer the mountain.

So do I. But this year

it's the beach for me. Family, you know?

Family is like

that pectoral fat of yours. We have to take it out

so it doesn't weigh us down.

I'm not sure it's the same thing.

I like it too, mind you.

It helps me disconnect and unwind.

My wife takes the kids

to the beach while I relax reading a book next to the pool,

in the fresh air and in peace.

That's paradise.

You look great, wear these.

I can't see a thing. I'll wear them when we get

-to the airport. -Please put them on

so we can get the dog on the bus.

Dad, please.

Don't complain, we're taking you on holiday.

I wanted to stay home, by myself, relaxed.

Pops, I didn't want you to be alone.

Not alone, with your good for nothing brother, but he betrayed me.

The bus is here, get the bags!

Come on.

-Pablo. -Come on.

-Let's go. -Wait, Paco.

Dad, play the blind person. Good morning.

My dad is blind, that's why he has a dog.

-Pablo! -Last one pays.

-Excuse me. -Wait.

-There's a seat. -Well, thank you all.

Thank you, sweetie. Thanks.

Good.

Look, Pops. Look at this video.

Very funny.

-Okay, spill it. -What?

Aren't you telling me where we're going?

Look, it's summer, we're going

to the beach, that's all the clues you're getting.

I needed that to pack at least.

It's going to be the biggest surprise of your life.

Look, Pablo, mom and dad

are smooching.

-Look, a spot. -That's too hidden.

In the end we'll have to take another car to get to the terminal.

Look!

That's perfect. Do you want me to park it for you?

-Are you serious? -Huh? Yeah.

That's great.

Isn't it a bit in the middle?

No, that way they'll have to do a three point turn.

It'll be more visible.

-It's subliminal. -Right.

Come on, let's go.

Where are you going?

Madman!

If we had a driver, these things wouldn't happen.

Let's get off here. This is our gate.

Sir, I can't stop here.

Let's get out of this hell.

It's all rush, noise, stress and...

What is it?

There's a van stopped in the middle. Assholes!

Can't you move over to the left?

Come on.

Let's go.

What's going on? What's the matter?

Miss? Are we taking off

or not? We've been here for half an hour.

Yes, sir, we're waiting

for some passengers that...

There they are.

I told you they wouldn't leave without us.

Did you get napkins?

Mom, are we going to crash?

How are we going to crash?

You haven't been on a plane in a while,

statistics are against you.

Where do we sit?

-Wait. -Please, keep walking.

-Oh, I thought... -Let's see.

Here I have...

Here's the ticket.

No, not the yellow one, sorry.

-I can't read it. -The printer ran out of ink.

But that's the ticket.

Well, no matter.

We're full and you're the only ones left, sit wherever you want.

We'll stay in first class then. Come on.

No, no, it was a joke.

Don't pay any attention to him.

Come on, baby.

Thank you, lady.

Watch out! Excuse me!

Why do they let these people in through

first class when there's a door at the back?

They're like animals.

Come, Paco, this way.

Sir, please, control your beast.

He's friendly!

Sir, you need to muzzle your guide dog.

Look, sweetheart, what I need

is a pension rise.

Come on, Paco.

Benil...

Benilda!

Sanitizer for the kids, they've touched the mutt.

Thank you, Benilda, thank you.

Flying is beautiful, isn't it?

Are you hiding something from me?

Your son didn't steal

your chocolates, it was me.

It was you?

You bastard! I trashed that poor kid.

Do you know how many cars will see that van these three weeks?

They're potential clients. They pass and see, pass and see.

-What are you doing? -You had a huge mosquito.

Well, thank you.

They pass, see and spend, right?

-Paco. -Yes?

We're on holiday.

Can you please stop talking about the shop?

You're not aware of how much it costs to get an ad

in the airport parking, thousands of euros.

And I'm promoting the business for less than 100.

Just for that, going on holiday is worth it.

This smartass is getting a huge fine.

No, sir, I'm telling you, you can't

load our cars on the ferry.

Okay, then book one there,

and I'll pick it up at the port.

That's impossible, sir.

Impossible? Isn't there an office there, a franchise, nothing?

There are hardly any roads on the island.

And how are we supposed to get there, walking?

If you want to,

I can call a cousin of mine that lives over there.

He can pick you up and take you,

the island is small.

I'll call him, ask for a quote, and I can ring it up.

Okay, all right.

-For how many people? -Four.

And the help.

So, five and your bags.

Four, the bags, and the help.

Listen, if the car is small,

it's okay, the kids and the help

-can walk. -I wish a pig eats you.

Yeah, she says she's happy to do it.

Thank you, Benilda.

Check that out!

We're here, family.

This place is so cute.

Bye, Beneharo!

There aren't any houses.

Grandpa, the houses are behind the mountain.

-And that's where we'll stay? -Relax, it's a surprise.

Trust me, okay?

-Come on, let's go. -Come on, sweetie.

This is great!

I'm not sleeping in a cave, you hear me?

-Hi! I'm Minaya's cousin. -Hi.

I'm Mariano's brother-in-law.

Nice to meet you.

Here.

Come on.

But...

Aren't you the five people from Madrid who rented the house?

-Yeah. -We're six.

Okay, I'll take that.

He's taking us?

They're picking us up!

-Thank you. -Can we all fit in?

-Sure. -It seems small.

The cold cuts can't be good here.

This weather isn't good for curing.

Dad, you know there are more important things in life

than cold cuts, right?

Honey, all my life revolves around cold cuts.

All our lives.

Sure. That's why we're here,

to relax a bit and forget about them a bit, right?

Well, where's that famous house?

I don't know, I sent you all the info.

My phone is just for pictures.

Here it says it's 20 minutes away on foot.

Perfect, in which way?

Which way? Wherever the taxi goes.

All right.

Goodness. There's nothing here.

Benilda, my bag.

Benilda, put cream on the kids.

I'll throw the bags into the sea and then do it, witch.

Thank you, Benilda.

Where the fuck is the 4x4 guy?

-I knew it, you've been conned. -If he's not here in ten minutes,

I'm suing them for fraud and they'll see...

You want us to stand here ten minutes? In this wind?

No. Call a cab.

A cab...

Does it look like we're in New York City?

You were the one who wanted to come to a primitive island.

Private. A private island.

Relax, you'll have all the privacy in the world here.

You never listen to me.

-Okay then. -I can't believe it.

What the...?

We're here, guys!

This is a palace.

Holy shit, what a crib.

Are we going to live here now?

I've seen better places.

What's up?

The keys?

I just had to bring you here. The car is mine.

I mean the house keys.

No idea, I don't have them.

-How do we get in? Who has them? -The owner.

The owner must have them.

Fucking bum.

No tips.

This must have cost a fortune.

Don't think about money now.

-Just enjoy. -You're crazy.

Should we take the bags in?

I don't have the keys, the guy from the agency isn't here, give me your phone.

-It's open! -Pablo.

What did I tell you about breaking into houses?

I haven't broken in, mom.

There was a key under the pot.

Should we take the bags in?

No, my back is killing me.

The kids and grandpa will do it later.

Nobody will steal them, we're alone.

This is wonderful.

I love it!

Will I have a room for myself?

There's five to choose from!

Don't make me go up the stairs.

Okay?

I'll sleep in the lounger out there.

Look, dad, there are 50 different glasses!

Pablo, don't touch that! If it breaks, we'll have to pay for it!

This is outrageous. Outrageous.

They're knocking.

It's the agency.

-Hi. -Hi, we made it.

Sorry about the delay.

I thought you weren't coming.

We were, yes.

-Is the house ready? -Yes.

We're still getting organized, but everything's perfect.

All right, then, perfect.

Great, then.

-Yeah, great. -I'll...

Excuse me.

Girls, you can bring in the bags now.

No, no, no, please. We'll do it ourselves.

Leave them. I should have brought them in, but I didn't.

No, don't worry.

My back is killing me.

Don't worry.

Look.

So you can have a drink with the girls.

Okay then. Thanks, man.

Look, there he is.

Living in another time zone is their excuse to arrive late.

The nerve.

We're here.

Here. Hey, what are you...

Come on, man, come on!

Please.

What...

Is anything wrong, sir?

No, the thing is

my arm just cramped up and...

Your cousin sent us.

-What cousin? -I don't know her name.

We paid her, and she'll give it to you.

See? You've been conned!

You're the family of five.

No, no, we're four.

And the help.

Filthy, ungrateful rat.

You're welcome, Benilda.

Come on, get in.

Still think I was conned?

See kids? That's how you solve

your problems, facing them.

But listen, sir.

It's going to cost you 20 euros.

I already gave them to your cousin.

I don't know who you're talking about.

How did you know we were the family of five, then?

Are you saying I can't count?

No, no, no, I'm not saying that.

I'd give you the money, but I don't have cash.

Then give me notes.

Are you pulling my leg?

No, no, no. Not the shoes.

-No, they're worth more than your car. -Don't worry,

I'll tell your missus to get out of the car.

Is there a problem?

Well, yes.

There is a problem. Are you sure this is the house?

Yes.

-What is it? -Hi, look, who are you?

I'm the one who rented the house,

-Alonso Morcillo. -Nice surname,

but we've rented the house.

Paco Torres, from Delicatessen Torres and family.

Actually, I rented it.

-Fatima Mateos. -Nice to meet you.

-Is everything okay? -No.

Us, Torres and family, rented this place

-and now this man tells me... -What are you saying?

-I knew this was too good to be true. -t is true.

Let's see, excuse me,

I rented the house.

Sorry.

-No, I rented the house. -Exactly, us, the Torres.

I'll show you the contract, since that's what they're for.

Everything is crystal clear.

I can't read it.

-No. - I was low on ink.

-But in any case... -That's not my problem.

-Did you pay this for the house? -Yes.

And how are we going to pay?

Well, these people have paid the same amount, and they don't look

-like millionaires. -Don't disrespect us.

Sure, no disrespect.

What are you doing there?

Go on, Pablito.

-Run! -My goodness.

-I rented the house. -So what's this?

-You can't read it. -You can't read it, but it's there.

Let's see if we're lucky

and it's the guys from the agency

so we can clear everything up.

Hello.

-Hello. -Good morning.

-How are you? -Excuse me...

You're from the agency, right?

No.

I knew it, they conned him and he's rented a squatted house.

What did I tell you? He's an idiot.

I feel like puking.

Right?

The agency must have made a mistake. I'll call them.

Yeah, call them.

I can't leave anything to you,

you always get it wrong.

Paco, don't piss me off!

-What did I say? -Excuse me, do I know you?

Sorry?

-Paco, who is this lady? -My wife. Who are you?

It's none of your business.

-She's also my wife. -Just a second.

Who is everybody, who are you?

There's no fucking telling.

-It has to be us... -You don't have to...

Paco!

-Shut up, please. -What's wrong, son?

Why don't you grab all your stuff,

go to the port

with Maya's cousin

and go over whatever you have to talk with the agency.

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Can we use another word for agency?

He thinks Agency is with a G.

Real Estate.

Perfect.

Let's hope this works.

On behalf...

-Do you mind? -No.

Hello?

Hi.

Hi, how are you?

I'm Ramiro Ramirez, from the real estate agents.

Pablo Morcillo.

The dog.

Can you tie it up?

Don't worry, he's friendly.

-What can I do for you? -First of all,

I wanted to apologize

for our mistake, it's unforgivable.

-Well... -But we hope you'll forgive us.

Right.

The second thing is that everything's fixed now.

These are the keys and the address

to your new house.

No, no, no.

It won't be necessary. We've fixed it between us.

We're all staying here.

But I have messages

from you saying...

Could I talk with a grown-up?

Look, I just told you, everything's settled.

I can call my dad if you want to,

but he's really pissed off

with this whole thing?

Now we're fine.

But it's your choice.

Take it easy, Cannibal. Take it easy.

Calm down.

This man was just leaving, right?

Well, I'm glad you've been able

to solve it among yourselves.

Please do call if you need anything else.

No, you don't have to call.

We'd like to enjoy our holiday without any more issues.

Take it easy, Cannibal!

So, that's done.

What's done?

The complaint. It's been filed.

And what happens now?

You can stop worrying,

I'll get the ball rolling.

Then I'll go home

and let these guys manage on their own.

No, no, no.

Now you all go back to Madrid,

and in two or three years

we'll know which of you is right.

-Are you serious? -Is this a joke?

This is very serious. Let me speak.

-I've rented the house. -Listen, people, listen.

The house is big enough.

Is there anything nicer than a harmonious holiday in good company?

It's just for 20 days.

It's either that or I cordon the house

and you can all sleep on the beach.

-Look... -They arrived last.

Hold on, the logical thing to do is split it, and give half

to the Torres Mateos

and half to the Morcillos... I didn't get your surname.

Sabroso.

For the Morcillo Sabrosos, beautiful surname.

Yeah, my mates find it hilarious.

Just a second, hold on.

What do you mean half and half? There's five of us and three of you.

Six if we count Paco.

Right.

Now that you mention it.

It's just a small thing. Couldn't you

call the dog by another name?

Just for these days?

What should I call my dog?

I don't know, how about Bobby?

Sorry?

Bobby.

I don't think so.

No?

Would you like to be called Bobby?

Well, not me, no.

Okay, Fatima and I have decided.

One bedroom for each couple,

another one

for grandad and Pablo,

and the other for my Noe and...

-Lola... -And Lola.

Where did the Chinese lady go?

And the stuck-up family?

They're staying at a hotel.

Look at that, they didn't want to mix with the rabble.

I wouldn't say that...

You solve this.

-Where are you going? -To bed.

I'm sleeping on the lounger in the patio.

He likes sleeping outside.

Even better, one less problem.

There's an attic upstairs, you could sleep there.

No, no, no.

Not in the attic, the heat is unbearable.

Not even a lizard could sleep there.

I don't mind sleeping with Noe.

Cool, I'll have a big sister!

Cool, I'll have a little sister.

Go see if it's the agency. Open the door, son.

Well...

We won't have to sleep on top of each other.

Hey, my wife had already organized it.

Sure.

Helped by mine.

-My husband's an idiot. -Mine is a bigger one.

My husband's an idiot.

Welcome to the club.

No, don't worry.

I'll lift your eyebrow a bit and it will look great.

I'll see it when I come back.

When I come back. Bye.

I'm sorry. The thing is

it's peak season

and everything's full, so we have to stay here

for now. Which is our room?

The attic.

We've been fighting over it

but haven't been able to compromise, so it's yours

and that's it.

We don't want the attic either.

I'm glad you couldn't compromise. He attic is ours.

Perfect.

I'd forgotten about these two.

Where do we put my kids?

Downstairs, in the larder,

there's some shelving. A couple of cushions

and you have the perfect bunk bed.

Yeah, I want to sleep in the bunk bed!

Yeah, like at camp.

Please...

Are you telling me to put my kids in the larder

-like tins of sardines? -You're right.

Where would we put the food?

-On the sofa, they can sleep on the sofa. -No.

-Sleeping on the sofa is a bit... -A bit what?

I've slept plenty of times on the sofa and never had any trouble.

It's a bit uncomfortable.

But they're kids, I'm sure it'll be fun, right?

I want to sleep on the sofa.

I prefer the bunk bed.

No problem.

It'll only be two days.

On Monday the agency will fix it. Now everyone has

somewhere to sleep, let's get comfortable.

Benilda, take the bags up to the attic.

You have to keep on top of her.

And suck on some mints.

It's so hot in here!

This is horrible.

I'd like t o tear your head off.

I know, Benilda, I know. She says she caught a cold

on the boat.

Asian women are very

delicate.

You speak Chinese?

Please. Benilda is Filipina.

Do you mind?

But yes, I do.

I speak Tagalo and also Mandarin.

Can you speak Orangin?

Are you laughing at me?

No.

It's so hot!

This is unbearable.

Then close your eyes and imagine you're in a sauna.

You love those.

I'm going to faint if you don't fix that gadget.

This gadget is a fan,

and it's as shitty as this holiday.

I don't like the look of that kid.

Which one? They're identical.

Not the twins, the other one, the hoodlum.

They're just teenagers, stop worrying.

That's exactly what worries me, that they're teenagers.

I've seen how he looks at her.

Well you're not so bright, she's the one looking at him.

Our girl? He wears more earrings than your mom.

He's cute.

Sure, he looks like a chimpanzee. My God.

Don't tell anyone about this. We're in the presidential suite

of the best hotel on the island.

Who can I tell it to? We never see anyone.

My God. This will be one shitty holiday,

-with all these people. -Paco, stop.

I'm tired of holidays

at the Cold Cuts Fair in Requena

or the Chorizo Fair in Covaleda.

The hold them in those places for the professionals,

and to enjoy those beautiful locations.

Look, we work together all day long.

I'm tired and I need a change.

This is the first time I get to choose where to enjoy our holiday,

-so let's enjoy it. -I'm willing to enjoy it, Fati.

I'm really looking forward to it.

Okay, then, let's relax.

Lets... Holy shit!

Did you hear that?

-What's that? Well,

I'd say it's someone having sex

a bit passionately.

Oh my God. Could it be our girl?

No way!

Alonso!

It's the crazies.

You might not recognize it.

Remember what it was like?

No, I don't. And I'm guessing you don't either,

unless you fool around, because I'm not getting any.

Vicky, babe, I was joking. Don't be like that.

No, no I'm not like that. I haven't been like that for a long time!

Come on, this is outrageous!

They're really getting into it.

What about you?

Want to get anything in?

Yeah, of course.

Pass me my earbuds.

Or it will be impossible to sleep.

Here, sleep away.

Let's see if I can.

Alonso!

Hey.

Meeting new people is great, isn't it?

I don't know.

If we don't have a choice.

Cheer up.

At home we never meet

-our friends. -We never have the time.

Then let's make the most of it. They seem nice.

Right.

Well...

-The deli owner and his wife are okay. -Yeah.

-But the others... -I know.

The snotty guy and the blonde, that Vicky,

-they're a couple of... -Look at that.

What?

You already know her name.

Sure, Vicky and Paco, right?

And what's the other woman's name?

Fernanda.

Fatima!

If you know, why do you ask me?

-Because you're stupid. -Come on, give us a kiss.

Give us a kiss.

Wow. -What?

Again?

I can't sleep.

So, doing it with me makes you sleepy?

Doing it with you is a dream.

You'll wear me out.

Look.

Stop throwing things or else! Fucking hell!

Finish your breakfast.

And you, Cris, don't get dirty.

Benilda, what's this?

This has no fiber, just sugar.

Is this organically roasted arabica?

It probably expired three years ago.

Okay, then perfect.

Good morning.

Mine is normal, I hope you don't mind.

Benilda, heat it more, there has to be smoke.

It looks better in the picture, I'm tired of saying it.

I'm going to pour boiling coffee in your eyes.

Honey,

stop making noise, it's bothering them.

Alonso!

Come down or your coffee will go cold!

Paco!

Paco!

Go shit in the garden!

Unbelievable.

What kind of people call a dog Paco?

This kind of people, this kind.

I can't hold it in any longer.

I'll have to go upstairs.

You can't. We voted, it's for the women.

And my wife is taking a shower. You can't.

Then I'll go to the small one. Is there anyone there?

It's for kids, teenagers and the elderly.

Democracy is useless.

By the way,

- didn't get a vote. -Yeah.

You weren't here yet.

Then I demand another vote.

You can't vote whenever you want, you vote when you should.

I should get in, because I can't stand it! Come on!

Hi, good morning.

Hey. No!

Please, this is outrageous.

Outrageous!

No, you go on.

Shit, he sure did need to go.

Honey, have you finished your shower?

-No, come on, please. -Sorry, I was hungry.

Hey, this is great. Where is it from?

The best deli in Madrid.

Mine.

And this thing here, this chorizo,

is this one good too?

-Okay, come on, let's go for it. -Great!

I'll give you two packs.

-One of chorizo. -Nice.

And one of saucisson Tell me what you think , I'm curious.

Fantastic.

-This one here. -No.

Not the ham.

I haven't brought much, because it travels badly.

It travels badly?

It travels badly.

All right then, I'll only take two.

Just two, it's not much.

There's five of us, so two.

I'll go for a pee now. Thanks.

Hi.

I'm not stealing from anyone. This guy

has moved the packs.

I can offer you...

a pack of boar.

Gross!

No, not gross. These are the best cuts in Madrid.

I'm a vegan.

Get that dead meat out of my sight.

-Hi. -Hi.

What happened to you?

-Vegans.

We're living with the enemy.

That's really dangerous for us, you see?

Go ahead and eat that pear. When the vegan lobby takes over

and bans our products, you'll have pears coming out of your ears.

Excuse me, I think that pear is ours.

I'm sorry.

No, don't apologize, I've just offered his wife

150 grams of prime Iberian chorizo and she rejected it

because she's a vegan.

So no apologizing.

She's the vegan.

- Can accept it. -Hold on, I haven't had breakfast.

No, no, no. I've just... Eat from the packs

-I gave you. «It's gonna dry out.

Hey.

Maybe ham in general travels badly.

But yours sure is quick, right?

The pack you just offered my wife,

leave it on my shelf so I can see it.

Catch, Noe.

-Catch. -Throw it!

Pablo, Noe!

Come on, we're going to the beach!

No, I'm staying. You go.

Wow.

Son, you've spent a month pining for the beach.

No, dad, I said I'm staying.

Leave him, he can stay if he wants to.

Lola!

Coming!

Hold on, I'm coming too!

No, I was talking to my...

Wait for me!

He's a criminal and rude,

the apple stays close to the tree.

-Dad, they'll hear you. -You're going to hear me.

We don't know these people.

What if you go to the rocks

and he takes out a knife?

Then what? You'll come running.

You're so clueless. This ridiculous age!

If they scare you, they scare me, you just can't see it.

Stay with your parents and eat a popsicle!

What are you doing?

Starting Perez-Reverte's novel.

I'm going to read

his five new books from this year.

No, we're off to the beach.

Sure, right, have fun.

No, we're all going. You, the kids, me.

-All of us. -Honey, you know I can't stand the beach.

Sand gets under my nails, and that's dangerous for my patients.

So, you're not coming?

Now that the crazies have left?

No, no. Besides, someone

has to stay in the house

because they're capable of leaving us out.

How can you think something so stupid?

Sure, stupid, whatever.

But you can go.

You go, and lie down

in the sun, like a queen.

But slap on the sunscreen, with PF 50, radiation here is heavy.

Right, going with the kids I'm sure I'll be able to lie down in the sun.

They'll pester me!

Vicky, please, how can you talk like that

about your kids? I can't believe it.

That's what Benilda's for, she'll play with them.

No, I sent Benilda to do some shopping.

When she comes back, I'll send her over there.

You won't die

-if you play with them a while. -Kids, stay with dad.

When Benilda gets here, you can come with her.

Vicky, please, don't leave them with me!

I need to relax!

Baby, you won't die

if you play with them a while.

-Oh my God! -Dad,

look, look at us.

Yes, I'm looking.

But dad, look at us.

Let's see.

Shoot.

A nice place with great vibes. At last.

Careful with the dog!

Vicky!

We're over here! Come!

She doesn't want to.

No problem.

Admit it, you like the snob.

Huh?

You like the snob.

No way, I said hello because she's our neighbor.

Admit it. I like José Coronado,

-and I admit it. 'Well, I like you

because your boobs are natural and not made of plastic.

-See? You've noticed they're fake. -How could I not notice?

Daddy, bury me.

No, you'll get sand everywhere. I'll cremate you.

Okay. But I don't know what that is.

Bury the kid before I bury you. Or I cremate you.

The day I die,

I want you to stuff me.

Yeah, right.

And then we'll sit you on a chair in the lounge.

No, better in a wheelchair, $0 you can move me around.

Great, that's fabulous.

What do you think?

I love you.

Stop it.

-Let's get in the water! -Careful!

Look how careful I am!

That's it baby, you're going in the water!

Careful with the kid!

Get in there!

-That's my baby! -Jeez, dad!

You had to come this way!

Into the water we go!

You didn't want to get in, now we're both in!

I like your sister.

Well,

she's nice,

she always falls on her feet.

It's summer, you have to!

Except now, she went head first.

I also like you.

Thanks.

Twenty.

Thirty one!

I win again!

This one's on me.

Come on!

Let's make a castle!

All right, come on.

I don't like this guy. I don't like him a bit.

Do you want to go jump from those rocks?

Really?

Okay?

-Yeah, I do, I want to. -Okay.

Lola!

Don't move.

Come here.

-What is it? -Want to make a castle?

Dad, I'm 18.

This is the best sand ever.

That's great, but I'm going to the rocks.

Okay, we'll make a castle, and then go to the rocks.

No, because I'm going with Pablo.

What do you mean Pablo? That guy?

-Go with Pablo. -By yourself?

I'll help dad with his castle.

Oh my God.

She's calling him Pablo.

Weren't we building a castle?

What are you talking about? I'm fucking 50 years old.

Hello, Miss.

It's Miss, right? Of course it is.

The freedom of singledom shines in your face.

Such a young and beautiful flower

can't be shackled to a man.

Allow me, Miss.

Don't even come near me!

I see you're an independent woman who does things on her own,

without anybody's help.

But if you need my services at any time,

here's Necesario Sabroso Lafuente, your loving admirer,

your slave, your friend.

I lay down at your feet, which, by the way,

are very small.

And very fast.

Maybe we should have said we were heading back, right?

Will you leave the kid alone? He can do whatever he wants.

What kid? I meant Vicky, so she doesn't go home alone.

You're the one who's going home alone if you keep down that road.

Catch, Paco!

Run, Paco, let's go!

Please.

This is unbelievable.

We should have waited for the girl to come back from the rocks.

Who knows what she's doing with the hoodlum for so long.

-I'm getting a bit worried. -Look.

I thought you were going to fall down.

Look at him, he's so horny. I'm sure he's a pervert, like his dad.

If having an earthquake

in your bed every night is a perversion,

you could be a bit more of a pervert.

Don't change the subject.

This will be a huge problem.

Come on, it's your turn.

Come on!

Where did you get the idea of jumping off a board?

You could have killed yourself!

He's a child. It would be weird if he didn't.

Excuse me, but my children aren't taught

to do those kinds of things.

What things? Having fun?

No. Endangering their life.

Yeah, right. Playing in the pool.

Wow, an extreme sport.

Don’t you worry, Cristobal.

-It's just a scratch. -I'm Cristian!

Good afternoon, Benilda.

Tonight's dinner is looking good,

isn't it?

What's on tonight? You haven't told me anything.

We could have dinner together tonight.

A goodbye party, right?

Let's get this straight. Okay?

I've paid for all of that.

So, if you want to eat, you'll have

to do your part.

So what do you suggest?

I guess a hundred euros is fine.

A hundred split in three is 33,3.

Please.

A hundred euros per family.

Well, that's my food budget for the month.

I don't agree. There's just three of us

and you guys are five.

And I'm bringing my cold cuts.

My wife's a vegan and doesn't eat meat,

so that's one less, and my kids don't count either.

And Benilda... I don't even know what she eats.

She probably doesn't eat.

So...

It's just me.

Sure, I think it's expensive,

but I'm fine with the hundred euros.

No, it's not fair. We're three and you're five.

He doesn't listen.

Then eat double.

He's driving me crazy. I'll give you the hundred euros later.

I'll also pay you later, dude.

I'm writing it down here, all right?

-Run! -Pass!

Pass, Cris, come on.

-Paco, get down. -Watch that dog.

-Paco, please get down. -Watch him because...

Okay...

This means there's something you like in your life,

but at the same time you don't like it. It's weird.

-T isn't?

-No, I know what you mean. -You do?

Well, if you know it, that's settled.

And...

Oh, look,

the Hanged Man.

This means you have to make

a decision regarding this issue.

That way you'd be happier.

Right.

Marisa, you've made me lose my mind!

I'm sorry, you had already lost it

before I read your cards.

It's the first time I see

this tarot thing up close, and I'm freaking out.

You should watch my channel.

-You have a YouTube channel? -No, a TV channel.

Really? You're on TV?

-What channel? -A local channel in Vallecas,

I have a show from one to three am.

I see the most incredible things.

-Yeah? -Amazing.

-Do you make a lot of money? -Lola, don't ask that.

Why not?

What's the problem in telling it? It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Be that a lot or a little.

- I earn so-so. Well,

you must earn a bit

-if you can rent this whole house. -Shush.

This was Alonso's doing.

I don't know. A surprise holiday

in a place like this? It's a bit weird.

Anybody has a question

-for the cards? -Me!

-Yeah? -Yes.

All right then, let's do it.

Have you seen that, Benilda?

But for the grace of God...

Your ratty voice makes me want to puke.

That's right, you guys

don't believe in God, you're Buddhists.

What I mean is that these working-class people...

They talk about things I don't...

I don't...

I don't...

-Forget it, you wouldn't understand it. -No!

Give it to me!

-No! -Cristian, Cristobal.

Give it to me!

It's mine.

Give it!

Paco, Lola.

-Come on. -Let's have dinner together.

-Come on. -Noe!

-Come on, dad. -Dinner's ready.

-Let's see. -Lola...

Who wants...

There you go!

-Wine for grandad. -Sure thing!

Although there's not much.

-I want a bit of that sausage. -Sausage?

Anybody want chicken?

-What do you want? -Nothing.

I've been thinking about it.

And the thing is,

since you're leaving

the house tomorrow, we could all go together...

Sorry, you're the ones leaving the house.

So are you.

I sent another message

to the guy from the agency, I laid it on thick.

Whatever, but it'd be nice

to do something together, right?

What were you saying, Alonso?

Going for a hike.

-They say there's a beautiful volcano. -A volcano?

Yes!

-Let's all go to the volcano, right? -Sure.

I'm not going.

-No, you are going. -No way.

I'm not going. I'm staying here.

And I'm saying you're going. You think we were all born yesterday.

Excuse me?

You barricade yourselves inside, lock the door and nobody gets in.

How dare you suggest something like that?

Please.

How dare you?

Someone has to be here if the agency comes.

Right?

Don't worry, we're not going either.

Yes, we are going.

We are?.

All right, so we are going.

Great, perfect.

Vicky, you know how to convince him, right?

Please.

No, stop right there.

Everyone takes a plate and we'll clear the table

in an instant, okay?

I mean,

unbelievable.

-Where does she sleep? - think she doesn't sleep.

This is outrageous!

Alonso!

Alonso!

No, you can't.

Mom, Pablo and I are heading back home.

-Okay? -Okay.

Don't you want to take pictures at the volcano?

Oh my God, the hoodlum.

Don't you think this is a bit dangerous for the kids?

And Benilda isn't here.

Are you trying to duck out, using your kids as an excuse?

No, it's just that I've seen the butcher's daughter heading

back home with the son of these crazies. They can take them.

Yeah, great idea. So Benilda can take care of them.

She's having the holiday of her life, not us.

So true.

Lovely lady.

I'm off to my game.

I'll see you later.

Hey.

-Why don't we go down? -No, it could be dangerous.

Besides, we're not prepared for...

Holy shit.

Are you coming or not? Don't be shy!

-Are you all right? -I'm great.

Calatrava,

we're heading home,

this seems a bit dangerous.

No way! You're all coming down!

My dad bought a wheelchair the other day.

Are is back problems so serious?

He's been off work for three months, but I think he's making it all up.

He bought the chair because he thought it was great value.

"Dude, it's a chair with wheels. Two for one."

Your parents are a scream.

You can also hear them from your room?

No, I mean, they're really nice.

Well...

Where does that sour face come from?

I don't know, I mean...

they're nothing to be proud of.

They're not writers or entrepreneurs.

They haven't been very successful in life.

Pablo.

Don't lie to me.

Sorry?

You're trying to make me believe you're ashamed of your father,

when the truth is you admire him.

I don't know him that well, but I do know...

he's done a great job with you.

I could almost give him a ten.

Really?

Let's see.

Yep, a ten.

-Come on, let's go. -Why are you going that way?

We came up the other way.

It's that way, that leads straight to the house.

Will you please follow me?

I know what I'm doing.

Paco, don't run.

It's going to be the other way.

Look, there it is. Look!

Look, that's the house!

-Where? -There.

Don't you see the lights?

That's a yacht in the middle of the sea.

What?

Then we'll go down to the sea

and go around the coast to the house.

How about it?

This island is 38,000 square feet, and I can't go a step further.

We'll camp here and continue tomorrow.

What do you mean camp here?

-On the floor, like animals? -This is outrageous.

We'll call the police.

You mean the sole policeman.

Well, whatever, but let's call someone.

Let's see...

-No, no signal. -I've run out of battery.

No, no, no! My phone just died!

I left mine at home.

Mine is broken, look. It must have been when I descended.

-You mean when you crashed. -I have battery left.

Good.

I'll call Lola and tell her not to worry.

She's not answering.

Then call the policeman.

Shit. I ran out of battery.

If you will allow me, gentlemen.

You're welcome.

Are we really going to spend

the whole night here?

«In the middle of nowhere? -Don't worry, Vicky.

That's cool.

That's great.

Look what this guy brought.

-I knew my backpack was too heavy. -Of course.

-You're the worst. -Come on.

Don't touch it with your lips.

-I'll wipe it. -Come on.

Just a shot.

-Come on. -Go on, Vicky!

-That's it. -So good.

-So good, pass it around. -Come on.

Go on, Torres.

-That's it. - I do want some.

-Well done, Fatima. -Wow!

-Torres, come on. -Okay, I'll go.

It's great!

That way, going back,

I could leave her breasts both the same size.

They'd look the same.

And erase that stain from my record.

It's a... And also,

I wouldn't have to pay the claim, that was a shitload of money.

Remember that?

Yeah, that would be my dream.

That's a shitty dream, dude.

Going back in the past and changing two silicone tits.

He's right.

Dreams have to be achievable.

What kind of dreams would they be?

Well, it's a dream. Nothing more.

A dream.

Impossible dreams aren't dreams,

they're fantasies.

Okay then, Mr. Wonderful. What's your dream?

Flying.

Flying?

But you already flew here.

Or did you get here swimming?

That's the plane flying, Calatrava, what I want to do is really fly.

You mean fly like a dove?

Fly like Superman, that's all.

Like Superman!

Sure, my thing,

time travel, doesn't count because it's not realistic.

-Right. -But superheroes do count.

I'm not talking about

having super strength or x-ray eyes,

-just flying. -Parachute from a plane.

That's not flying, that's falling from up high.

That's no...

They're biting all of you except me.

You know why? I have special blood.

-I repel them. -What about you, Vicky?

What?

What is your dream?

I don't know. I don't...

-I don't have any dreams. -You must dream of something,

right?

Something you look forward to.

I mean... No.

The truth is I don't.

-Well, I do. -No social media stuff.

Well...

I'd love to

redecorate the shop.

-That would be my dream. -That's nice.

What are you saying?

Paco. I've been saying we need to change for a long time.

The shop

is exactly like my grandad made it.

That's why we have to update it.

It's vintage.

-It's old. -Come on.

I'm not saying tear it all down,

but we could make it our own.

It's perfect as it is.

The logo is over 40 years old!

That crest is a family heirloom.

My grandad designed it.

Until you take into account my ideas, the business won't be ours,

-it will be yours. -Of course it's ours,

-yours and mine. -No, it's yours.

-Come on. -And now that I think of it,

I'd like you to stop talking cold cuts all day long,

like a psychopath,

you're embittered.

You're so bitter you don't even realize

your daughter doesn't want to continue the business.

Don't do that. You're the one who doesn't see it.

Forget about the family legacy!

Come on.

And it would be nice if we banged

the bed against the wall

every once in a while.

What?

What?

Come on.

What is it?

Let's go talk.

Talk about what?

Talk, let her rip, let her talk about her husband.

You don't have friends?

Yeah, I have over 5,000 followers.

Okay.

That tent is too small.

Don't worry, girl, we'll squeeze in.

Oh, right.

Fatima, can we come in?

Honey? Hello.

I like the logo.

That logo is terrible.

Terrible.

Yeah, it's not nice.

Hey, this vodka

isn't too good, right?

It's pretty bad in fact.

I'm feeling sick to the stomach.

I'm feeling sick...

It's good vodka, that's because he banged his head earlier.

Right.

Where do we sleep?

Oh my God.

Alonso.

What are you doing there?

Nothing, my stomach is churning from last night.

-But are you okay? -Yeah.

You're a bit pale.

That's the hangover, sweetheart.

Don't move, there's a little ant going...

You fell for it!

You're an idiot.

Idiot.

My neck!

Fati. I...

I'm sorry.

-Sorry about what? -No, about...

About yesterday, about...

About yesterday.

-You mean we're going to fix it? -Yes.

We're going to fix it, we'll fix it.

-Yeah. -If you want to change

the pig on the logo for a penguin, then...

We don't have to change the pig for a penguin.

Right, it would be confusing.

It would.

I love you very much.

I love you.

That's good.

Hi.

Where's my husband?

I don't know.

Yesterday he was puking over... Holy shit!

Paco! Paco!

Paco.

What a hangover.

It's all right. -What is it?

It's okay!

I look like the elephant man.

-The mosquitoes had a feast. -They didn't bite me.

-Me neither. -They had enough with him.

Oh my God!

Do you feel dizzy, or nauseous? Do you have diarrhea?

I don't know, I feel gas.

But I've always had gasses.

I'm just saying, because these things

start off being silly, and then who knows.

Alonso, please.

I've seen it on the Internet. It was a mosquito,

but it could have been a spider that lays eggs inside you.

Look, as soon as we get home,

Benilda will give you that ointment she gives the kids

so all that comes down.

If it doesn't improve take him to your clinic

and job done.

He can't operate on himself.

True, considering he gives women irregular boobs.

That was just once!

All right, let's go home.

-Come on. -Can you move?

Vicky, hold me.

-Come on. -It's gross.

Get going.

Hello!

Good morning.

Is anybody home?

Hello.

Hello.

I'm from the agency.

I came over the other day and a young man

told me you had solved everything.

But yesterday I received a message

from Mr. Calatrava.

He was very angry.

It contradicted what the young man had said.

And, well...

I'm here to see if everything's okay.

Everything's been perfect.

Are you sure?

Fantastic.

What ripped this apart?

It seems like a tornado.

And the kids?

Where are the kids?

Cris! Cris!

Please, Cris.

-Cris. -We have squatters.

This is outrageous.

Coming!

Who are these two men?

Wake them up, let's see...

Sir.

Sir.

Hey!

What is it?

They're not outside.

They're not here either.

These two were upstairs

and they don't know anything.

We went to bed early.

-What do you mean bed? -Paco.

We have to find the kids, leave that for later.

-Later? They went to bed. -Paco!

Please, calm down.

All of you.

These two beings just told me

Benilda and grandpa have gone to do some shopping in town.

-And the kids? -They've gone to the beach.

-Alone? -They'll come back when they get bored.

What do you mean they'll come back? They're kids.

The beach is right there.

They said they were going to find a different one.

Come on, Crispulo, we're not getting any sleep here.

Yeah, they won't stop talking.

I'm so hungover.

Go ahead and vomit right here. Show some respect.

Alonso, you go find the kids, we'll stay here in case

-they come back. -Honey, listen,

there's no need, we're on an island surrounded by water, they can't...

Alonso!

Of course I'll go, you're right.

I'm coming with you, Alonso.

Pablo.

Yeah, right.

I'll go to the town, okay?

In case they're there.

-I'll go with you. -Okay.

-Go with them. -Yeah, they need watching.

Who knows what the hoodlum

-and the girl did. -With Alonso and Calatrava.

Not even the kid's father wanted to go. Why should I?

It will take us yonks to walk around the island.

-Should I call the 4x4 guy? -Do you have his number?

No, I don't.

Hold on, there's something in the garage that might help us.

-All three of us don't fit there. -No problem, I'll stay.

Girl, don't worry.

Don't worry?

How can I not worry?

-They'll be fine. -Sure, they're with Noe.

She's smaller than them,

and she's wild.

I don't know how she's survived childhood!

Watch out, my kid is smaller than yours, but she's self-sufficient.

But she had to learn by getting knocked down,

-falling and hitting things. -We're just saying...

What is it?

I'm a bad mother? You think I don't know you're saying that?

We haven't said that.

I have, a bit.

Okay, so have I, but not in as many words.

Look, Vicky,

the one that looks like their mother is your maid.

We haven't seen you play with them.

-Or cook for them. -Or take care of them.

-Or kiss them. -Okay, enough, I get the idea.

You spend more time

taking pictures with your phone than enjoying your kids.

I'm a shitty mother.

Come on.

If you were a shitty mother, you wouldn't be so worried.

I don't know what my problem is,

but I'm always angry.

The only one I talk to is my maid, who is the only one

that likes and understands me.

I don't even have dreams.

I think you love your husband and your kids very much,

but you have to say it to them more often.

Look, Vicky.

Those who share their lives with you are the ones who have to admire you,

and if you need friends

to talk to, to listen to you...

Then we'll call someone

to come here and tell you jokes.

Don't worry, we're almost there.

Look, nothing to worry about, there they are.

They're at the beach, having fun.

Calatrava.

What is he doing?

-This guy's an idiot. Sorry. -No, he's an idiot.

-Hi, daddy! -Hey, my love.

We're going home, okay? The whole family is worried.

Sons!

It's me, dad.

Next time you want to go

somewhere, tell me, because we almost had a heart attack.

I'm going to marry Cris.

Which Cris?

Both.

-Yeah, dad, we want to marry. -Yeah, the three of us.

All right, we'll talk about that later.

Come on, Calatrava let the kids

play and have fun. It's good.

It's not good, it's incest.

What's an incest, dad?

Incest is an indoor sport.

Hi, mommy!

Hello, sweetheart.

-Hi! -Hey, we're staying here

to play for a while. Okay?

-We love you. -A lot!

-We love you a lot. -Me too!

I'll see you later, honey.

What did I tell you? Look at that.

Let's celebrate.

Come on.

Touch, touch, touch! Cheers!

No, I've never...

-What do you mean? -Come on!

Okay, all right!

Here, listen to me...

Come on, please.

Let's go!

Please.

Let's go.

You're crazy.

Come on!

I can't believe it.

Vicky, come on!

-You can do it! -Okay!

Come on!

Let's go.

Hey, no!

No, no, no!

The old guys!

I feel great!

-Mom! -Mom!

Mom!

-Look at him.

And, suddenly

we both look back

and find this guy limping,

full of scratches, sand...

-A vision. -Okay, that's enough.

He's like Nadal, he likes to play on clay.

Okay, hear me out,

I swear I won't fall a single time more.

-Right. -Not one more.

You'll fall, but I'll take care of you.

-You will? -Yeah.

So...

Then...

-where are you taking me next year? -Wherever you want.

But I won't hire the same agency.

They haven't replied to my calls.

-They're a disgrace. -Much better,

because in the end we've had a lot of fun.

That's right,

the truth is we have.

Please.

Please.

I have an idea!

Next year we could all go together again.

-Yes! -Yeah.

-Sure. -Yes.

A year is a long time.

Why are you saying that?

Even if I have to do overtime doing readings,

or...

I have to do amateur porn.

I don't care!

But as sure as my name is Marisa Sabroso, next year we're all going

-together on holiday. -You go, girl.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Are you okay?

No. That was...

I'll go get my jacket.

Careful.

-What was that? -Alonso.

-You scared me. I felt dizzy.

-I'll get his jacket. -You're dizzy?

-Yes. -Alonso,

that's a heatstroke.

Maybe it's something he's eaten.

Too much sun, believe me.

-Get me some water, please. -Here.

Here you go.

-Come on. -Thanks.

-Give it. -Come on.

Here.

Holy shit.

Hell.

Marisa.

-Thanks. -You're welcome.

I already feel better.

Oh, God.

Thanks.

-What's this? -I don't have my glasses,

I don't know.

Why have you taken out life insurance?

Why have you taken out life insurance, Alonso?

Look.

Remember when...

After Christmas, my back started hurting a lot.

And I had some really weird symptoms.

So I went to see a doctor,

then another, and another.

And they all said the same thing.

What?

That's why

I took out insurance,

so you're protected for a long time.

That's what it's for.

Alonso, will you please tell me what it is?

-I don't want to talk about it. -What do you mean?

We came here because I didn't want to be stuck at home.

All I need

is for us to be happy these few days.

No, I can't

believe it.

Please,

don't ruin this holiday.

Okay?

I knew you were hiding something, I knew it.

Shit.

And there I was, thinking you were seeing someone.

Well, I would have preferred that.

So would I.

So would I.

Hello, son.

What is it?

Why didn't you tell me anything?

Dad...

Well.

I mean...

I'm really proud of you.

I'm also very, very proud of you.

Because, your mom and |

have turned you into someone

with a huge heart.

Come here.

Hey, where is everybody?

I don't know. I think they left early.

Now I'm going to, you know,

they don't care about me.

-Don't say that. -Morning.

We have a surprise for you.

No way, no fucking way.

Relax, breathe.

Everything is in the mind.

This is too high, dude.

It has to be high, otherwise...

I'm shitting myself.

Don't worry, relax.

Just remember

-what I told you. -I can't, I didn't hear it!

-I'll explain it one last time. -Yeah.

-First, we jump, boom. -What do you mean boom?

No, no booms.

-We jump, flash. -Okay.

-Second step, open your arms and legs. -Right.

No, not yet!

-Shit, don't scare me! -Breathe.

And third step, flow, flow with the wind.

What do you mean by flow?

Enjoy!

How can I enjoy it, dude? I want to fly like Superman.

This is just falling!

I shitting myself and I can't even...

Relax, I'll do it with you.

-Don't worry. -Fuck it, I'm not jumping, no.

-You don't have to do anything. -I'm not jumping, that's it!

Well, if you don't want to, we won't force anyone.

That's my nerves calmed. Let's hurry home.

Life's too short.

It looks like they've already jumped.

He's going too fast, isn't he?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They should be flying, right?

Not falling like that.

Whatever it is,

the important thing is that Alonso enjoys himself,

and he's doing just that.

Although I think they're taking it a bit to the limit.

Let me see.

The thing is,

only one of them jumped. Alonso didn't jump.

I knew he would back out.

Look!

Wait, hold on, I think it's...

It's...

Let me see.

Alonso?

Maybe not in this town, but in Madrid, if you want,

they'll take your shopping home.

Wow.

In this town, Superman takes it home for you.

I can't imagine life without him.

We're so happy together.

That's more than most couples can say.

I feel we were only married yesterday.

Time flies.

Wasn't that your husband flying?

Run, Marisa!

What's going on?

-Alonso! -We haven't paid!

Yes!

-Oh my God! -Let's go!

-Come on! -Alonso!

I love you!

Get down, please.

God!

Yes!

Alonso.

Can I ask you about the...

-My illness? -Yeah. If you want,

I can talk with some of my colleagues.

I don't think getting new boobs will help much, really.

Alonso, come on, I mean I know

professionals from different fields of medicine.

I've been to the best.

If you haven't seen these guys, you haven't seen the best.

And no offense, but I don't think you could have

afforded them.

And I still can't.

I've operated

all their wives,

as well as some of them, so they owe me a lot of favors.

-Hi. Look

Alonso,

I want you to know that I want

that the time you have left...

I mean, I want you to be fine.

I'll give you an open bar

at Delicatessen Torres until...

-Everything for free? -Everything for free.

Thanks.

Great. I'll leave you now, okay? These things...

they're hard for me.

A FEW MONTHS LATER

Mom, look at me bat.

Vicky, I forgot to tell you.

They sent the fridge with the new logo.

It's spectacular. Spectacular.

I told you over and over

-and you didn't believe me. -I didn't know she was so good.

You mix the old

with the new, and it's amazing.

Thank you.

They've called me to do the new logo for the Women's Museum.

Really?

In the end you did have a dream.

Talking about dreams, we have to be quick

booking for the chorizo fair, it's a small town

and we'll get left out.

Finally, someone in the family who looks after the business.

So you're going on holiday

and you haven't told us?

Wrong, Torres, wrong.

-It's not exactly a holiday. -Since you started working with my dad,

you're becoming a bit like him, so please be careful.

-No way. -Don't laugh at us

we're cutting edge.

I'm so happy we could all

get together again.

Well, almost all.

I do miss him.

Yeah, Vicky and I also think about him a lot.

There you go.

-Were you talking about grandpa? -Yes.

Now that I don't have Benilda,

I enjoy my family so much more.

Right?

Hey, has Benilda told you if they're coming back?

We haven't heard from my father since

-he left for the Philippines. -You haven't?

Well

she sends me videos every once in a while.

Does she?

She misses me a lot.

Look.

-I can't believe it. -Check this out.

Hi!

I'm so happy since I lost sight of you all!

You most of all, rat!

Beni, this is the good life!

Look at that!

Fuck you!

It doesn't look like they want to come back.

Let them enjoy life.

You certainly are enjoying it, right?

Because I've been reborn.

You've got some nerve.

Look, Torres.

You were the one who said I could have free ham and chorizo all my life.

Because I thought you were dying.

I will, when I'm 100. Not from what the doctors say.

If I had known the doctors were internet videos,

I wouldn't have promised you

so much chorizo. He's at the shop every week.

Every week.

Hey, they were the best rated doctors on the web.

What Alonso has, apart from a very minor case

of hypothyroidism, is a major case of stupidity.

I imagine your husband searching

the web every day,

checking every symptom he had

until he found an illness that wasn't his.

Yeah, he spent his days

on that web page... What was it called?

Tell me where it hurts, and I'll tell you what you're dying of.

No way!

-Come on. -It's outrageous.

You're unbelievable!

Let's make a toast.

Yay!

Let's toast for the holiday we're having in this house,

finally with space for all.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

-To you! -Look at people in the eyes.

What are you doing here?