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Attention, all units.

A man is on the rooftop of Kin Tau Mansion,

holding ten hostages at gunpoint.

We see elderly and kids.

The perp is quite emotional.

No one is to act without authorization.

Seal all exits.

Sniper, be ready in one minute.

The hostage negotiator will attempt to speak to the perp.

Stay away!

Or I'll kill them all!

What can we do for you?

Listen up!

Prepare US$10 million

and a helicopter!

- Pronto! - Fine!

Cash, helicopter...

The cash and helicopter

- will take 5 minutes... - No!

Three minutes!

There's a problem.

The helicopter has to land 3 blocks away.

Shall we arrange a car to take you there?

Trying to trick me?! Fine!

We'll die together...

Calm down!

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

Cut!

Everybody, back to square one.

Why did you stand up again?

You're supposed to be dead.

Don't change the script, dumb!

I was protecting my grandson.

Who?! Read the script!

You're dead! You can't protect shit!

And your head kept wobbling!

The camera can't go around you!

- Let's just eat dinner first. - We got food!

Why is he still here?

He charged only $500 for 5 days

with no overtime charge.

He's a bargain, isn't he?

Yeah, I'm a real bargain!

I can play a corpse.

I can play a dog, too!

Put some fur on me.

With your shitty acting?

Do I look like a dumb?

Chill out, chill out.

Go away, old fart.

I wanna wrap, too.

You're such a drag!

You're berating me, too?

I can't be that bad...

- Hey, Simon. - What's up, Carlos?

Who's that short, roly-poly dude?

That's Chi Kwong.

The director kind of hates him.

He's a dedicated actor.

My company needs actors.

Really? He's all yours.

For real? How much?

$500, all-inclusive.

That's a bargain!

Is it that good?

It's delicious.

Hey, why don't I play your grandson,

and we do that scene again?

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

Cut!

Wow, that's Best Actor material!

Forget this job.

Come to my office.

- What's this? - I'll be waiting!

Hey, you're not in this production?

WeFamily?

Still working?

Yup.

Why weren't you here a few days ago?

I took the day off.

You're off whenever I come by.

If I come every day, you'd never work.

Hey, still working?

I told you a million times, Mr. Cheuk.

The back stairwell is a fire escape.

Isn't it dangerous

- to pile things up here? - Yes...

It's pointless to post so many notices.

Do you get what I'm saying?

- Do you really get it? - Landlady...

He works long shifts.

He can't be everywhere.

Are you kidding me?

I'm wrong for cleaning up your living conditions?

You don't have to thank me, but don't patronize me!

Sorry...

- Mr. Yip. - Hmm?

Tonight's meal.

- Another free meal? - Shouldn't waste it.

Thanks.

"WeFamily"?

"Family and friends for rent?"

Hey!

Why'd you take my stuff?

Hey, watch your mouth!

I just picked it up for you!

Hey, you don't have to thank me,

but remember,

the fine for littering is $1,500.

It's okay, I'll pick it up.

He's so rude!

I'll clean it up...

"An Actor Prepares"

"Original Screenplay"

"Movie Script"

Don't worry, Grandpa's here.

Don't worry, Grandpa's here!

"Founder"

"Director of Drama"

Don't open the door for strangers!

I'm your grandpa.

I'm your dad.

Mm-hmm.

I'm your big brother!

We're your family!

Because you're all from WeFamily!

WeFamily, hire with ease.

WeFamily, here to please.

Are you missing a family member?

Hey!

I don't want this baby!

This is all your fault!

It's all my fault...

Relax... breathe...

Sorry, sweetheart.

- Did it hurt? - Of course.

Seeing you in so much pain

hurt my heart.

No one's ever been this good to me.

You must be tired, sweetheart.

You should get some rest.

That was so realistic.

Thank you so much.

Here's your five grand.

You were like the real thing!

Thank you...

Take a point card.

You get a free experience with five stamps.

And if you rent two performers, you get a 20% discount.

Grandma!

Look, I got 100 on an exam again!

I'm smart, right?

Yeah, you really are!

Count your blessings.

I couldn't study when I was a child.

I had to watch the family's shop.

Don't be like your deadbeat dad.

He doesn't do anything

but gamble his money away.

All his friends are losers.

I don't know what I did to deserve him.

If I'd known he'd be like that,

I'd rather give birth to a pig!

You're right!

He'd make terrible BBQ pork.

Have me, a fatty piece of pork!

You're not pork, you're my lovely grandson.

Do you know the most crucial thing in life?

You must be tired, Grandma. You should get some rest.

I'm not tired. Chat with me a little longer.

But I'll have to charge extra.

We're a family and friends rental company.

This is Catherine, our acting coach.

- Hi. - Hi, Catherine.

Why don't you introduce yourself?

Sure. I'm Yip Chi Kwong, 68 years old.

I love acting.

I wrote my experiences here.

I was in "Infernal Affairs",

as a pedestrian.

I've played fathers, grandfathers,

even the head of a huge family,

but I was in lying in a coffin that time.

Being an extra is different from rent-a-family.

Oh, being an extra is different

because we have no script.

When they call "action", we just act.

If they say, "talk without speaking,"

I stay quiet.

If they say, "Eat, but the food has pesticide,"

we still have to eat.

Let's be frank.

What do you have in mind for salary?

Oh, I'm easy. Whatever you want to pay me.

I get jobs because I don't care about pay.

I like him!

We won't rip you off.

We'll at least pay you minimum wage.

Thank you.

We have two important rules here.

One, WeFamily staff's identities must stay confidential.

And two,

do not contact clients privately outside of work.

Oh, I definitely won't.

If there's no problem, sign here.

I've already signed!

I was afraid of rejection...

A license doesn't mean crap!

You gotta get through me first!

What's wrong with your face?

It's too over-the-top.

The details matter.

Imagine the father.

Why is he mad at his daughter?

What are his reasons?

A license doesn't mean crap!

You gotta get through me first!

Good rhythm there...

But it's all wrong.

How do I do it?

It comes from the heart.

A license doesn't mean crap!

You gotta get through me first!

You're completely off-character.

Lemme think about it...

I'll go poop.

Try it.

A license doesn't mean crap!

You gotta get through me first!

That's not acting fierce.

You're just looking down on her.

I need real fire.

You forgot what we rehearsed?

I'm her dad, how can I be mean to her?

She wants to show off her driving skills to her dad.

A license doesn't mean crap!

You gotta get through me first!

Okay, keep that.

All right, do me a favor

and follow the script.

This is a huge undertaking.

What do you mean?

Someone's going to jump out holding a drink...

Don't tell him so much.

Let him react naturally.

Stay on your toes.

- Pops... - Cut the crap!

Start the car!

Turn the ignition!

Step on the gas!

Then the brake!

Or it'll be dangerous!

Just drive!

- That's it? - That's what?! Drive!

Speed up!

No, brake!

Gas! Get into gear!

Hurry up!

Just go!

Go!

What the...

What are you doing?!

The right pedal is gas, the middle is the brake!

Whoa!

You can't use both feet!

It's not a piano!

Pick one damn foot!

You can't use both!

- Watch the people! - There are people!

Look right!

Baby carriage!

How can you drive?

Just go!

Hey, buddy,

the car will turn left up ahead.

Just stay on its tail.

If it's too slow,

honk and pressure them.

Turn left.

Where are they going?

Left, right, left...

That was right!

I told you to turn left!

Turn around, right now!

Ahhh!!!

How'd you learn drifting?!

Are you nuts?!

You'll get me killed!

I saw it in a movie!

I didn't know it'd work!

Just go, you loon!

Stop!

What the hell?

- Police! - Police?

Go after that silver car!

What a production...

Drive!

I can't...

The cop ordered you to! Go!

- Move it! - Go!

Did you call for that?

The car I called is over there.

- Stay close! - I can't!

Get closer 'til you can't see the plate!

Don't look back!

Look forward! Ah!

Drive carefully.

Go on!

Follow him!

Ahhh!!!

Watch the road, bitch!

Women don't belong on the road!

Only my dad can criticize my driving.

Blast him!

- Gimme your gun! - What?

Turn down the window

and give him an earful!

Who says women can't drive?!

- Yo mama! - What?

Hey, take the shortcut behind us!

Watch me, dickhead!

What did you say?!

Maybe you should slow down...

There's the car! Get him!

Yeah! Get him!

Honk! Don't play nice!

Just honk!

Good job go for it!

Go for it!

Pops, can you see from Heaven?!

He's over there! Get him!

Yes, sir!

Freeze!

I got you this time!

Pops!

I can drive!

I can finally drive!

Wow that was amazing!

What a production!

It's so realistic!

Are you insane?!

You think you're in a movie?

I didn't buy insurance!

Who'd pay for the repairs?

Thank you, guys.

Thanks to you, we finally got this wanted criminal.

I should thank you!

Now I finally know how to act in an action flick!

That was a great performance!

Kudos!

Um, officer...

- Who are you? - Is there a reward?

Reward?

"Brave citizens help police arrest wanted criminals."

"Good work today, everyone."

"You got lucky today, don't do that again."

"I was scared to death."

"I understand, I'll keep doing my best."

- Black pepper. - Pepper? How much?

- More... - Is that enough?

Enough.

Taste it.

It's delicious!

Okay

Cheers, darling.

Cheers.

- Darling. - Hmm?

Why didn't you ask me how work was today?

How was work today?

Those guys are such pricks!

Son of a bitch...

They're animals.

Petty jerks.

I've been working there for over a year now.

I was only late by 45 minutes.

Only 45 minutes!

Not even an hour!

That's not that late...

They said I threw a fit!

Come on.

Is this a fit?

This is a fit!

They said I'm manic!

Do I look manic to you?

Not at all...

Nope.

Darling,

don't get mad.

I got your back.

- Love you. - Yup.

Thanks.

Why didn't you say "bless you"?

What?

Saying "bless you"

is a sign of how caring,

compassionate and respectful you are.

Oh, sorry...

Bless you.

Thank you.

Darling, you must be tired. It's time to get some rest.

Why did time pass so quickly?

We'll meet again, right?

- Darling. - Hmm?

Sorry. I was a little intense just now.

It's okay, everyone gets stressed.

Also, your contract's almost up.

- Would you like to extend... - One more year!

Thank you.

- I'm off, then. - Okay.

Enjoy your dinner. Bye bye.

Wait...

Hello, Cathy? Any update?

No, we had a lot of candidates.

The acting course jobs are filled, too.

Oh... that's all right.

What will you do?

Keep doing this for now. What else?

All right, call me if anything changes.

Thank you, bye bye.

Don't be so glum.

This is a good school.

I even found you a daddy.

He doesn't look like one.

Be good.

A complete family gets us a higher score.

And hand me Mickey later.

It can't go in there.

Mickey's here to stay with me!

That's fine, but leave him with me for now.

I'll return him later.

Okay

Hey, you gotta be convincing as a doctor.

Okay.

Schools like professionals. Be professional.

Okay.

Is her dad really a doctor?

Ah...

Chi Ching, what do your parents do?

Mommy is an acting instructor, Daddy is...

I'm a doctor.

What do you do with your parents on holidays?

Um, we...

It's okay, Ching, Daddy's here.

Take your time.

We go hiking, cook and play at the beach.

Don't give her so much pressure.

I'm under more pressure.

She has to get in.

An elite school isn't always good. Just look at me.

Wanna get a bite?

No, I have a job. See you at the office.

- I'm off. - All right, bye.

Bye...

I want to rent a husband

to join a community dance contest with me.

So you're renting a husband and a dance partner.

What?

Karen needs to rent parents

to meet her in-laws.

Why do you need someone to play your parents?

My family is complicated.

My mom's gone.

And my dad...

is as good as gone.

Your parents are both dead?!

That's expensive!

I just need a dancer, man, not a gigolo.

We have our rules, too.

However, bodily contact does require a price adjustment.

Don't be so petty, young man, all right?

If your budget doesn't match ours,

you can go to your community center

or a care home for a dance partner.

Can you tell me about your parents?

When my mom was still alive, my family was so happy.

We had so much to say to each other.

What kind of pitch was that? Go to a care home?

Do I look like an old lady?

You're crazy!

What are you doing here?

Do I need your permission to be here?

You know each other?

Hey, does that mean I get a discount?

I'm not dealing with her.

Ha! Do I embarrass you?

Totally. The whole block can hear her annoying voice.

Congratulations for hearing my voice! You're so lucky!

They kind of resemble my parents.

Can I hire both of them?

Technically, not really, but...

Oh, I'm okay!

Just deduct his dancing fee.

Nope, count me out. No way.

It's impossible.

- You can do it... - No way.

- It's doable... - Not a chance!

You're a pro, you can play any role.

Here's their look, What do you think?

What does Mr. Chiu do?

What do you do as a family?

Um... I drive.

I've been driving for 20 years.

When Karen was a kid, I took her to the park and...

Wait.

He's playing your real dad?

Of course I had to tell him about my dad.

You can't do that!

If we wanted your dad, then why hire them?

We're here

because my parents may reject a felon as an in-law.

Dad got in trouble

because he worked extra shifts to pay my tuition.

I know, but we talked about this.

This is for your own good.

If you care about her, then consider her feelings.

I don't care? I'm marrying her.

Should I care about you instead? Do you want this job or not?

I don't really care, actually.

Exactly! I think...

If what you do upsets your wife,

then why do it?

So you're the one who should think!

- Me? - Yup!

Think clearly...

how we should do this performance, right?

We'll make you happy for sure.

The client comes first in our company.

Once a client, always a client.

We have three principles:

One, clients. Two, clients. Three, clients!

Your happiness is what matters!

Leave it to us.

- Hey, what's up? - We're prepping.

Carlos!

This place is so pretty!

Am I staying here tonight?

We're here for work, not for fun.

Sigh...

- Uncle Chi Kwong! - What's up?

It's upside down.

Clever girl! You're smarter than your mom!

- Wake up, man. - All right...

- Hey, hello! - Hello.

I gave birth to Karen at 32.

She was born at St. Paul's Hospital.

My hobby is cooking.

When I'm free, I have high tea at Landmark with my friends.

- Bingo. - Yes!

Can you wash the fish? Thanks.

What? We have to leave at 6.

Isn't it faster to get takeout?

The father-in-law can tell takeout food...

- What? - My fish!

- Oh my fish! - Let me...

No don't touch!

Don't you know how to wash fish?

I didn't know it'd move.

Oh my fish!

I'll set the table.

Okay. Oh, no...

Ching, see if Auntie Fong needs help.

Oh, okay...

Chi Kwong, have you memorized everything?

Yup.

I'm Chiu Lap Yan, 65 years old, I sell watches.

Take that off.

The father-in-law is a veteran prosecutor.

He's got a sharp eye.

Karen's marriage is in your hands.

Seriously?

You're supposed to be a watch shop owner.

You can't be seen without a fancy watch.

- Hey! - Careful...

Are you hurt...

Stay out, you're dressed up!

Pick that up!

Is that tonight's dinner?

Watch your hand!

I got it...

- Mum... - Who's that?

I thought they come at 7! I can't be here!

I don't know why they're early!

What do we do?

- Hey, in-laws! - Hello...

Sorry about this.

We got a cake and wanted to put it in the fridge.

- Here you go! - Oh, this is too much!

I smell something nice, is it seafood?

You've got quite a nose.

Is dog your zodiac sign?

Why are you standing here? Come in!

Stop standing there!

- Slowly... - Come on in...

- Hello! - Meet my wife.

Hi, this is for you.

- Oh, how nice! - It's just a small gift.

This is a nice home.

It's okay, a bit small...

You have guests?

Hello, Mr. Fung.

- I'm Karen's big brother, Carlos. - Oh, hello!

My wife, Catherine.

- Hello... - Our daughter, Ching.

- Hello, Auntie, Uncle. - Good girl...

Karen, you didn't mention a brother.

Yeah, here he is...

She has a sister, too!

But she died young.

My wife's great at popping out kids!

That's right.

We have a great view here.

Go and show them the view!

This way, please.

Dinner's almost ready.

You can see the sea, and across the sea, too.

- Cheers... - Thank you...

How was the food?

It was delicious, thank you!

Not at all.

Little girl.

How old are you?

Five and a half.

Really? What are your hobbies?

I like to...

It's okay, Daddy's here. Take your time.

We like to hike, cook and play at the beach.

Daddy's a doctor, Mommy's an acting instructor.

He's a doctor?

That's a great job. Where do you work?

Not in Hong Kong. Doctors Without Borders.

Oh...

Yup... Doctors Without Borders.

I'm a field surgeon.

My friend's son is stationed in Sudan.

Where have you been?

Well... I forgot the name all of a sudden...

Uh...

- Somalia. - Yup.

It's hard to pronounce.

Ah, Somalia.

Eh "Karen Checklist"?

"Karen Checklist"?

"Likes: Exhibitions, hiking, running, traveling."

"Favorite foods: Oysters, sea urchin, home cooking."

"Derek is first BF,

met in the UK, dated for 3 years."

WeFamily Company Limited...

Daddy, stay out of people's business.

Dad, I told you not to leave clutter around.

What if you lost that? Good thing he picked it up.

Thanks.

Anyway...

Mr. Fung, I hear you're a prosecutor.

I'm a prosecutor. I can see through people.

You're hiding something.

Something is definitely wrong here!

Daddy, I...

Wait, I'm not finished.

You're turning senile! I observed that...

you wrote down Karen's profile

because you have a bad memory.

- Am I right? - Right!

And you wanted to keep your dad's memory problems a secret.

A son as considerate as him

is practically an endangered species!

Wa...

Cheers! Drink up!

What was wrong with you?

Why Doctors Without Borders?

Good thing I caught on.

We got lucky tonight.

Sorry, it was spur of the moment.

I don't know why I said Doctors Without Borders.

Who cares? We're okay now.

This rent-a-family thing is pretty exciting and fun!

Here's your watch back...

- Darling. - Hmm?

A wife should lean on her husband.

That's right.

Hey!

Hey! Don't do that.

Hey! I said no.

It's been a year, nothing's wrong with that.

Nothing's wrong?

Mr. Lam, it's clearly stated on the contract

that hugging is all we can do.

I don't care about the contract.

You know how I feel about you.

Don't you have feelings for me?

No.

I'm a professional rent-a-wife.

That means I'm a professional actor.

Playing husband and wife won't make us fall in love.

But I'm not acting.

I'm in love with you.

Really? Do you really love me?

I'm just playing the perfect wife in your head.

You want a housewife

who will cook, pour you tea

and won't make you wash the dishes.

A wife who won't complain about the allowance

and always have your back

when you're unhappy.

Do you think a wife like this really exists?

I'm just playing a role you created.

Do you really know me?

Hey. Give me a chance to know you, okay?

Sure.

I used to be married. I was a theater actor.

I love acting.

If it wasn't for my daughter,

I wouldn't be a rent-a-wife.

I'm a rent-a-wife for three men.

I treat them all the same way, without feelings.

I'm just doing this for money.

That's me, get it?

Can you really do this for life?

Why don't you settle down with a man?

Mr. Lam, for me...

Other than my daughter,

nothing lasts for life.

Excuse me, I'm leaving.

Sigh...

Hey, can we cut George's contract?

He's a big client, we can't offend him.

The last time I dressed up like this was 40 years ago.

Four months ago for me. I was an extra.

The clothes stank and didn't fit. This is better!

They are ready!

- Wow! - Daddy.

This is so joyful!

I followed your lead and made a "wifey checklist".

That's lovely, in-law!

Say, you two look so alike!

My son looks nothing like me!

I have no idea why!

Dad, you're rambling again.

You said that your son is in Doctors Without Borders,

but I hear that they left Somalia a long time ago.

Is your son still stationed there?

Oh, right...

What does "Without Borders" mean?

It means he has to go everywhere, doesn't it?

Yeah, he like to roam the world. No borders!

That's impressive.

Aren't you worried for him?

What for? He's old enough to make his own choices.

You can't control them at their age!

I was right, you two are great parents.

Everyone says that, I don't know why!

- Oh! - Hmm?

We should all take a photo together!

- Yeah! - Sure!

Miss, please.

Come on.

Good thing I think fast, we almost got busted.

Think a little faster next time, all right?

I didn't expect him to ask me that.

Good thing you dealt with it.

Of course. I thought you're a seasoned actor,

but you improvise and say the wrong lines.

Acting like a know-it-all after just one save...

Of course!

Hey, do you know how to dance?

No, I hate it.

You know what?

There's a dance contest at the community center,

but I still haven't found a partner.

I just helped your company lock a huge deal.

Can you be my dance partner?

You want to rent me? No way!

No...

I'll still charge you.

Go for it.

I'll hike your rent.

But I really don't know how to dance.

I'll teach you, right now.

- Here? - Right here!

Come on, not at my age...

- You can do it! - No I gotta go...

Don't be shy!

- You'll see how easy it is! - We'll talk tomorrow. Bye bye!

Good night, then!

You really don't have old photos?

I should, but I can't find one for some reason.

But I'm sure of one thing:

I was handsome then, too!

Sure about that?

So this is Karen's dad?

Hey, remember that you're an actor.

Your relationship with the client is just an act.

Don't get in too deep.

I can't perform if I'm not involved.

When I was an extra,

I imagined myself as my characters.

As Karen's father,

I want my daughter to be happy.

The client gets scared if you're too involved.

They'd never hire you again.

They'd only stop hiring me if I'm not involved.

It's not really my daughter getting married.

I feel like I stole the biggest joy of another man's life.

I wonder if her dad knows about the wedding.

Hey, I know what you're thinking.

Don't get nosy.

If no one asked for it, don't do it, all right?

Yes, sir.

I told you if the client didn't ask, don't do it.

And today is Moon Festival!

You must've planned this...

You read the letter,

Karen wanted to tell her dad something.

As her rent-a-family,

we should help solve her family's problems.

If she has no family problems, she wouldn't have hired us!

Just stop! He said he can't perform without coming here anyway.

Hi.

Are you... Karen's friends?

Not exactly.

She's our client.

She's getting married.

So?

What can I say if she can't bother to tell me herself?

No, she hired us to play her family...

to meet the in-laws.

That's right. We're a rent-a-family company.

He's playing you.

I know, I'm an embarrassment.

She'd rather have a fake dad.

What can I say?

Mr. Chiu!

You're mistaken.

In fact, Karen misses you.

She told us that you worked multiple jobs to support the family

and that you took her to the park to fly paper planes.

When she thinks of you, she goes to that park.

We have two reasons for coming here.

Firstly, how do you feel about Karen's marriage?

Secondly, since your daughter is getting married,

maybe there are things you want to say.

Since I'm playing you, you can tell me.

When Karen was six years old...

All the kids had bicycles.

But I was too poor to even buy her an old bike.

So I took her to the park to fly paper planes.

We watched the planes fly and had a blast.

I still remember my silly Karen, laughing out loud.

Please give my daughter a decent wedding.

Hey, Mandy, having dinner with your folks

on Moon Festival?

I'll give you a discount.

Oh... no problem.

Next time, then. Sure... See ya.

Hello? Not tonight, I have to be with my daughter.

Hello? Hi, Karen!

Wanna have Moon Festival dinner together?

Of course it's fine, have fun.

Yup, happy Moon Festival!

Happy Moon Festival!

What are you up to tonight?

I have to prepare the next job.

Oh.

I'll pick up my daughter at the office.

Oh...

Catch it!

Ching!

Hey, what are you doing for Moon Festival?

Happy Moon Festival!

Thanks for last time, she got into that school.

Wow, then you gotta pay me more.

Oh.

You're so smart!

Did Mommy give you a reward?

No?

Of course not, I deserve a reward for helping you prepare.

The reward should go to me, right?

Forget Mommy, have a mooncake on Uncle Chi Kwong!

- I want one, too! - It's a pretty mooncake!

It's so special for

WeFamily to eat together.

There's no pay...

But you're paying.

Son, are you full?

You don't have to buy dinner. Why the long face?

Carlos.

What a coincidence!

Hi, I'm Carlos'...

My big sister!

My wife, my daughter, parents-in-law.

Say hi to Auntie.

Happy Moon Festival, Auntie!

You have a daughter, how nice.

Of course it's nice.

You have a family, too.

Waiter, that table's bill is on me.

I can't accept that...

It's fine! Don't worry.

I can at least afford that much.

Your family's waiting for you, you should go back. See ya.

Say bye to Auntie.

Bye, Auntie!

Bye.

Are you full?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Happy Moon Festival!

Cheers...

Don't drink so much if you can't drink.

Where are you going?

I'll carry you out...

Who says I can't drink?

Sit on the floor.

Let's drink.

Hey! You'll crush her.

Turn over.

Was that really your sister?

That woman was my first case.

I only charged her $20 to play her little brother.

You did it for only $20? Yeah, right.

I've never seen that client.

Because she's not my client.

Mommy!

Mommy? You have a kid?

David, sorry... I'll explain later.

Hey!

Mommy.

I told you not to call me Mommy outside.

You never listen.

Now no one wants me. Are you happy now?

I'll take you, Mommy, don't be mad.

I told you not to call me Mommy!

How about this?

In front of other people, call me big sister.

I thought I'd be numb after doing this for so long.

Would you rather be numb

or feel a bit of pain?

As a rent-a-family, of course I'd rather be numb.

If I don't feel a thing, I wouldn't get hurt, right?

You're the only one who knows.

Don't tell anyone, only you'd get it.

Mommy said you shouldn't sleep with your mouth open.

If you're alone, I'll have Mickey stay with you.

Hey, you're up early.

Hi! Morning.

Doesn't this smell good?

I made bean sprouts hangover soup. Drink up.

Yummy! Have some.

I hear it's an aphrodisiac.

Oh, thanks.

Want a spoon?

- Spoon? - Nope.

It's good.

I had no idea that you have a sister.

But seems like you two don't get along.

Trust me, a family shouldn't hold grudges.

We have casting candidates coming in, I should get ready.

I'll help you.

Help me clean up. Thank Auntie Fong.

Thanks, Auntie Fong.

- You're welcome. - Bye, you're such a good girl.

She's so lovely.

But you're a weirdo. Don't you have any tact?

Look! You sent everyone running.

Who's going to drink this now?

I just want his family to be happy.

Do they look happy?

Please, just don't talk so much.

Fine, I'll just drink soup...

Think you're on a red carpet?!

It's time!

Sorry, I'm coming.

Move it.

It's a wedding, not a wake.

Can you smile and chat?

Have you had dinner?

You're so funny...

You're my cousin?

No, I'm the bride's cousin, so I'm your son!

Wait, I'm the bride's uncle, so how am I related to you?

No.

We're from the bride's father's family.

So call me "uncle".

No, listen to me.

These two are your parents.

The bride is your cousin.

They're your uncle's sister and her husband.

So they're aunt and uncle, once removed.

Carlos and I are the bride's brother and sister-in-law.

So we're also your cousins.

We're your nephew and niece-in-law,

and your nephew and niece-in-law, too, okay?

No. Can you explain again? I'll write it...

Never mind.

If you forget, just avoid family titles to be safe.

Okay?

Marrying off a daughter is a joy.

Of course.

I didn't expect that.

And I get to see so many friends...

People say that marrying off...

I have to go say hi to a friend.

It's my first time marrying off a daughter, but...

I don't know, it's so much fun...

That's a beautiful dress.

Let's hear some noise!

The louder you are, the more unforgettable tonight will be!

Let's hear it!

We wanna see the kiss of the century! Right, everyone?

Let's hear it for the happy couple!

Let's hear some noise!

Let's watch the newlywed's childhood footage!

Karen, my dear daughter...

I'm sorry.

I'm not there to see you smile at your wedding.

But I'm content knowing that you're happy.

Paper planes can't fly on their own,

but they can ride the wind.

Fate is like wind, you can't always choose its way.

But I believe that you'll find a landing spot of your own.

I hope that you can fly free like a paper plane.

Be happy, don't worry about me.

Cheers!

May you two stay in love forevermore! Congratulations!

Shall we have the newlywed's first dance?

Let's go up together?

In-laws, join us.

I can't dance, you go ahead!

Join us!

I can't dance.

Go on.

- We'll go first. - Sure...

I don't know how to!

I'll dance with you.

Let's dance too.

- Landlady. - Hmm?

You finally got me to dance with you.

I'm charging you for this.

But you're terrible!

It's my first time!

All right, all right...

Now, Derek's father-in-law will say a few words.

Ah, good thing I'm prepared.

Thank you all for coming to my daughter's wedding.

I'm so happy to become a father today...

Sorry, I mean father-in-law.

I'm so nervous.

Dear, I held your hand

when you took your first step.

Today, I'm handing you to your honey

for your life's next step.

Don't mind my nagging.

A married couple must face everything together.

Life's not perfect.

Most importantly, don't resent each other.

Make compromises for each other...

It's hard to weather storms together.

It's hard to weather storms together.

Harmony is the most important thing for a family!

Harmony is the most important thing for a family.

Don't force your kids...

Hey, that stuff is a waste of time! Tell him to study!

Don't force him.

They'll pave their own path...

If you're so smart,

leave and don't come back!

Where's my son?

Honey!

Honey!

You're his family?

Has this happened to him before?

He's had brain trauma.

Car accident, 8 years ago. He's had amnesia since then.

Are you related to him?

I'm his wife.

I never planned to tell you.

Maybe this was meant to be.

Chi Kwong and I met and married 40 years ago.

We had a son, Kenny.

He's about your age.

You can be a doctor in Hong Kong, why go to Africa?

There are plenty of doctors here,

but they only have one hospital.

If we don't help them, no one else will.

Help, help, help... Why don't you help your dad?

It cost a fortune to raise you.

What about your tuition?

You'd help Africans instead of me? What a betrayal.

Can you stop talking about money for once?

Exactly, harmony is important for a family.

Kenny's an adult now...

Shut it.

If you're so smart, don't ask me for a cent.

Since you live here, pay half the rent.

Wanna go to Africa?

Return every cent I spent on you first.

I've run the numbers.

From every meal since 1st grade,

If you're so smart,

it's about $8.8 million.

Sorry, I don't have the money now.

But I'll pay every cent back.

Since I can't afford rent, I'm going to Africa early.

Mom, take care of yourself.

If you're so smart, leave and don't come back!

leave and don't come back!

I know.

Little did we know, that was the last time we saw Kenny.

Our son... how's our son?

Is he dead?

It's your fault! Now our son's dead!

You told him to not come back!

Why did you force him out?!

Why? Why? Is money so important?

Why are you like this?!

For 2 years after Kenny's death,

Chi Kwong and I lived in pain.

One day, Chi Kwong went out after drinking...

Chi Kwong.

Chi Kwong.

How did this happen?

It's possibly brain trauma from the accident.

Or it could be post-traumatic stress

that made him choose to forget.

Then... what's his chance of recovery?

It's hard to say, it's different for everyone.

Some recover in months, some take years...

Remember not to provoke him...

It was the first time in years

I saw a genuine smile on him.

I wanted him to stay happy.

So I never wanted him to remember me.

I moved to a flat upstairs

and pretended to be his landlady so I could take care of him.

We don't need to call each other "honey" all the time

to be family.

In his eyes, I'm his landlady.

But he's always my husband.

I wondered if I'd have a chance to be his wife again.

Then fate gave me this chance.

Why don't you go in?

I was waiting for you.

Is he feeling better?

Yeah.

What did the doctor say?

The doctor told us not to worry, he's all right.

Karen, is your father okay?

He's still unconscious... Sorry.

Forget the wedding, what matters is your father's well-being.

Let's go inside.

In-laws, I'm so sorry...

Look, you've got visitors.

He's awake.

He's up.

You're my wife...

Our son...

No... that's not him...

Father, you just woke up, don't talk for now.

I'm sorry, auntie and uncle.

Actually he's not my father.

Are you crazy? That's absurd.

Why would you say that, Karen?

I don't understand.

Are you too tired from lack of sleep?

I can't do this.

Am I supposed to lie forever?

I think you're too tired, you're not making sense.

I'll take her home, Mommy. Come...

No,

even if we lie to the world, I can't lie to myself.

I'm sorry, they're not my family.

I'm sorry, Daddy and Mommy, we didn't mean to lie.

But would you have accepted Karen

if you knew about her family?

You're wrong.

We'd never reject someone you choose.

I never doubted you because I trusted you.

But you lied to me.

Who are these people?

Con artists?

How much did you make?!

Where's your conscience?

You disappoint me.

Sorry, Daddy. Sorry, Mommy.

Let's go.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I told you before.

But then you forgot.

The doctor says the status quo is fine.

And our son?

You forgot again?

He's still out there with Doctors Without Borders.

He knows about your condition, don't worry.

By the way...

I'm so sorry for costing you the job.

It's fine, go get some rest. We're okay.

I'll handle your discharge forms.

Thank you. Let's go home.

Let's go.

I'm so useless.

After seeing all these photos,

I still can't remember everything.

Can you tell me more?

Sure.

You used to be an accountant.

You worked hard to earn for this family all these years.

How's my relationship with our son?

Um... really good.

You really care about him.

I thought so.

He's so capable and smart. I must adore him.

You do.

I wonder how he is now.

Let me do it...

Leave it to him, he can do it.

Just put it over there.

Guess what? Mr. Tang left, so there's an opening.

It pays better than your old job.

I'm working, I'll call later. Thanks.

By the way, I'll take a break from WeFamily.

When my son comes back, I'll introduce him to you.

Actually, I have another favor to ask.

- Hello? - Hi, son!

Daddy, Mommy! I miss you.

Son, have you had dinner yet?

I just ate.

Oh, you're all full!

Wait, your dad wants to talk to you.

Son, it's been a while since I heard your voice.

We haven't talked in a while.

Dad, are you feeling better? Are you feeling ill?

I'm much better, thanks to your mom.

I'm glad, you sound so much better.

How are things? Is work tough?

A bit busy, we just moved to a new camp.

The network is spotty here,

so I haven't been able to call.

I've met a lot of new friends here

and learned a lot about their culture.

But we're still setting up, and there are so many patients.

I won't be able to go home for a while...

Don't worry too much about me.

If you have time, go out and have some fun.

I will. You're such a good kid!

Smart, and so eager to help people.

Your old man's proud of you.

Why are you being so mushy?

I can't praise you?

What matters is knowing you're happy out there.

I miss you!

You know, all fathers...

just want to know that their kids are safe and sound.

I miss you, too.

Take care of yourselves.

I have to work now. I'll call again. Bye!

Is it wrong of us to do this?

Well?

I feel much better now.

I'm not so worried now.

Hearing his voice put me at ease.

That's good!

I want him to be handsome, dashing and funny!

Not too tall, about 180 cm.

A magnetic voice, and... best if he has a six-pack!

Are you listening to me?

Hey!

Sure, I'll call if I find someone suitable.

I'm counting on you, then!

The next job.

Okay.

"Reference Letter From WeFamily Company Limited"

Since you're looking for work, this may help.

Are you sure you're okay without me?

Yeah, I'm better off alone!

This is the rehearsal room.

You'll be teaching year one students.

Be prepared, they're all inexperienced.

But they're all passionate about acting.

Where's Catherine?

She doesn't work here anymore.

Do you have her number? Give it to me.

I told you she left already.

I need to talk to her, please give it to me.

If it's a private matter, I definitely can't give it to you.

Why not?

I think you know why.

She was a rent-a-wife.

Your relationship wasn't real.

I don't believe that it was all fake.

Otherwise, she wouldn't have served me for so long.

She was my wife for a long time.

It's fake... It was all fake.

You want money, right? How much?

You're mistaken. I won't take your money.

Actors, roles, meeting length...

they're just money. How much?

You should face reality.

Just find yourself a real wife.

I already have! It was her!

You're not qualified to tell me that crap.

You created a company like this

to help people like me escape reality.

So spare me the hypocrisy.

If you hadn't set this game,

would I have fallen this deep?

Mommy!

I'll take you, Mommy, don't be mad.

Cheers!

What's wrong?

If you're alone, I'll have Mickey stay with you.

I made bean sprouts hangover soup.

Yummy!

Drink up!

You need to go deeper.

Have you imagined yourself as your characters?

Acting is in the details.

So give me more details, okay?

Miss, what are details?

Details are...

It's so special for WeFamily to eat together.

There's no pay...

Cheers!

What's your relationship?

Think about it.

Yes, sir.

The client asked for ten cases, nine bottles each.

Yup, it'll be delivered next week.

Okay.

Hello?

I'd like to rent you guys, give me a discount.

I've quit already.

Consider it a favor.

Remember to watch your words. Be happy.

And say "Merry Christmas", okay?

Okay.

Mommy, can we spend the night here?

All right, you can stay here tonight.

Yeah!

But you have to help me. Set that over there.

- Okay... - Good Girl.

How have you been?

I've been working for a wine dealer, it's okay. You?

You?

I'm still teaching acting.

Have you actually seen Fong?

No, but according to Chi Kwong..

You're late!

There was traffic.

Auntie Fong, why do you look like this?

It's okay... I'm sick.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Bon appetit!

Wow, this is a feast!

Merry Christmas!

I'm grabbing a pizza.

This is for you.

Auntie Fong!

She drew it herself! It took her a long time!

Best Actor!

Me? I'm not that good!

Remember when I met you, I called you "Best Actor"?

- This is yours! - Great!

Thank you.

I got this because of her support.

Have you thanked your agent?

Thank you.

"Jingle bell, jingle all the way..."

"Oh, what fun it is to ride"

"in a one-horse open sleigh."

Good job!

Our next performer is...

Chi Kwong!

Me? What am I performing?

Wow, I need my best dance partner for this! Ma'am...

Sorry, did I step on you?

Of course you did! You still suck after all these years!

Let's go again.

I'm not paying, though.

No problem.

Close your mouth when you sleep.

Here's your buddy back.

Carlos, you don't need Mickey anymore?

Wake up and brush your teeth. Come on.

Okay.

It'd be great if every day is like this.

I'll make it happen.

I have to make up for how I treated you...

Forget the past, I've forgotten everything.

Uncle Chi Kwong!

I picked up a pretty shell!

Wow, it's gorgeous!

Keep it with you, it'll be worth a fortune.

I'll pay you two cans of soda and a row of chocolate for it.

Wow!

- Say thanks! - Thank you!

Let's pack up and eat.

Okay.

You gotta pick up all the rocks!

All right, Mommy will help you...

It's hot.

Oh, thanks.

Why did you quit WeFamily?

I don't want to lie to people anymore.

There are two sides to everything.

Without WeFamily,

who would listen to an old lady talk?

How can a woman drive for her dead dad?

What about me?

Without you,

I'd still think that Fong is my landlady.

You found yourself, too.

So did I, but I'm still learning.

Thank you.

I haven't been this happy in a long time.

Don't mention it.

I wish I had a good daughter like you

and a lovely granddaughter like Ching.

You can. Rent us.

I won't charge you.

You... I'm okay.

When did you know?

Hmm... before I went to your office for the first time.

Chi Kwong was still doing rent-a-family.

I knew I didn't have much time left,

so I went to you guys to rent him as my husband.

I was so happy... really happy...

I wanted to take care of him for life, but...

It's okay... It'll be fine.

It'll be okay.

But you have to promise me something.

Take care of him for me.

As you know,

he doesn't know how to take care of himself...

and he has no tact.

I'm afraid he'll be taken advantage of.

I know...

Promise me, okay?

I promise, don't worry.

No... No...

Silly child, we're a family, aren't we?

We're a family...

It's okay, have some water.

Have some water.

It's time for the small pill.

Take your time.

"Was Grace that taught my heart to fear."

"And Grace, my fears relieved."

"How precious did that Grace appear."

"The hour I first believed."

All my life, acting's been my favorite thing.

On film sets,

I begged to get roles and lines to speak,

but directors complain about my acting

and fire me.

I never expected that

the best performance of my life...

was for the woman I love most.

You're such a good kid!

Smart, and so eager to help people.

Your old man's proud of you.

Why are you being so mushy?

I can't praise you?

What matters is knowing you're happy out there.

I miss you!

You know, all fathers...

just want to know that their kids are safe and sound.

I miss you, too. Take care of yourselves.

I have to work now. I'll call again. Bye!

All right, bye!

Well?

I feel much better.

I needed to convince her

that I think my son is still alive.

I thought I gave the perfect performance.

Even I have to praise myself a bit...

In my old job,

when time was up, I had to tell people,

"You must be tired. You should get some rest."

Honey, you must be tired of playing the landlady.

It's time for you to get some rest, too.

In my next life, I hope I can take your hand again,

watch the sunset on the beach with you,

and dance with you without stepping on your foot.

I hope that...

I'll be your husband in every lifetime.

If you don't remember, I'll remind you

that I'm your husband...

and you're my... wife.

My wife.

When's the next job?

I'm free for rental.

Jump! Good job.

Don't be like your dad.

Study hard.

After graduation, find me a beautiful granddaughter-in-law

so I can drink her granddaughter-in-law tea.

I'll be over the moon!

Do you know the most crucial thing in life?

What is it?

You always say time's up when I get to this point.

Tell me.

Where was I?

You asked if I know the most crucial thing in life.

Oh yeah, do you know what it is?

I don't, do you?

I thought you knew...

I have no idea.