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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,690 --> 00:00:11,610 It was your idea to have tea last night instead of cocoa, right? 2 00:00:11,990 --> 00:00:16,190 So? So why didn't you empty the teapot before you packed it? 3 00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:18,330 It is empty. 4 00:00:18,630 --> 00:00:19,950 Now it's empty. 5 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:23,650 My brassiere is full of tea leaves. Look at that. 6 00:00:25,490 --> 00:00:31,970 I see a letter from a loved one and a journey across the water. 7 00:00:33,410 --> 00:00:35,770 Hey, I pay you to move the furniture, not your mouth. 8 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:38,470 find anything. 9 00:00:38,490 --> 00:00:41,230 If I could find a percolator, I'd make some coffee. 10 00:00:41,650 --> 00:00:43,030 If I could find a coffee. 11 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,790 It's in the percolator. 12 00:00:45,910 --> 00:00:46,910 Thanks a lot. 13 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:50,030 Why did you make a list of where you packed everything? 14 00:00:50,530 --> 00:00:52,330 I did make a list. I forgot where I packed it. 15 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:57,270 Hey, hold, hold. That goes over there. And bring in the bed next. 16 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,490 That goes in the bedroom. 17 00:00:58,630 --> 00:00:59,630 In the bedroom. 18 00:00:59,650 --> 00:01:01,090 So much to learn. 19 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:02,530 So little time. 20 00:01:09,039 --> 00:01:10,039 Oh, 21 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,900 look at that chair. How can we invite people over? 22 00:01:16,140 --> 00:01:17,620 I don't want to invite people over. 23 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,960 You know, that's the difference between you and me, Stanley. 24 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,920 You're an introvert, and I'm gregarious. 25 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:26,100 What's astrology got to do with it? 26 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:29,720 I like people. 27 00:01:29,980 --> 00:01:31,280 I like to mingle. 28 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:34,320 When did we last mingle, Stanley? 29 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,040 Ah, don't start that again. 30 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,660 furniture from a Salvation Army garage sale. 31 00:01:54,580 --> 00:01:57,800 Don't be so nosy. I'm just taking a friendly interest. 32 00:01:58,180 --> 00:01:59,780 My God, what a lot of junk. 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,720 Jeffrey, you were going to be nice to Mr. Roper, you promised. 34 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:04,820 Well, yes, but only to his face. 35 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:10,460 I hope they get all that stuff inside before James arrives. 36 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,660 Oh, it's James now, is it? Last week it was Congressman Nelson. 37 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,620 It's an honor to meet you, sir. 38 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:18,790 Next week, you'll be licking his shoes. 39 00:02:19,550 --> 00:02:23,410 Natural friendships can spring up quite spontaneously if you work at it. 40 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:28,130 Yeah, you're standing on Donkey's paw. 41 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,930 What? Oh, right, your imaginary dog. 42 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,530 I'm sorry, Donkey. 43 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:34,910 He's over there. 44 00:02:36,230 --> 00:02:37,870 Is he? Well, oh, yeah. 45 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:39,290 Sorry, Donkey. 46 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,690 He moved again. 47 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:48,850 Yeah, and, and, I'm not sure this imaginary dog is a help. Oh, nonsense. 48 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,750 lovely dog, aren't you, Thunky? 49 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,230 Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie. 50 00:02:52,430 --> 00:02:54,390 See, Mommy knows where he is. 51 00:02:56,570 --> 00:03:00,270 I don't care to discuss this dog any further. Now, can we just change the 52 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:03,830 subject? I think we ought to invite the rovers over for a cup of coffee. 53 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:05,910 Here, Thunky. 54 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:11,650 Good baby. Yes, yes, yes. Welcome to Daddy. Yes. Oh, what a cute little face. 55 00:03:26,890 --> 00:03:29,910 Oh, by the way, I'm afraid we dropped a vase. 56 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:35,950 Oh, Stanley, they broke the vase your mother gave us. 57 00:03:36,230 --> 00:03:37,970 Here's another pie, darling. 58 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,740 Look at this. We've had this for 20 years. 59 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,920 It's a long time to keep a broken vase. 60 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:14,980 And my wife suggested I come over and, well, perhaps a cup of coffee? 61 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,380 Oh! 62 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,660 How do you like that? We've been here five minutes. He wants us to make him 63 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:19,660 coffee. 64 00:04:20,060 --> 00:04:21,060 Oh, Stanley. 65 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:27,220 We'd love to as soon as we've freshened up a little. It's very kind of you. It's 66 00:04:27,220 --> 00:04:28,240 the least I could do. 67 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,580 If I could do less, I would. 68 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:35,640 Oh. 69 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,160 Everything all right? 70 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,760 Are you turned on? 71 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:40,660 Oh, Mr. 72 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,920 Brooks. 73 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:44,700 I mean gas, electricity. 74 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,160 Good, good, good. 75 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:56,800 Look, I'm sure you really don't have time to stop for coffee. Just say no, 76 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 understand. Oh, no. 77 00:04:58,510 --> 00:04:59,249 Some other time. 78 00:04:59,250 --> 00:05:02,450 Of course we'll come for coffee. 79 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:04,350 We'll see you later. 80 00:05:05,230 --> 00:05:07,970 If it's dark, just stick your head out the door. That'll light the way. 81 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,350 I'm trying to figure out why we have two Johns. 82 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,170 This one doesn't even have a lid on it. 83 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:55,170 It's a bidet. 84 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,110 They're very continental. 85 00:05:57,970 --> 00:06:00,150 Well, if you don't mind, I'll use the good old American model. 86 00:06:01,470 --> 00:06:04,790 I'm not going to wait for you. I'm going to go over to the Brooks's, okay? Good. 87 00:06:04,870 --> 00:06:06,790 And you come over as soon as you're ready. Right. 88 00:06:29,580 --> 00:06:32,320 there, his wife there, and you next to her. Hi. 89 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,260 And about your dress. 90 00:06:34,940 --> 00:06:36,580 This is not a coming out party. 91 00:06:38,460 --> 00:06:39,500 I know what I'm doing. 92 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,340 It'll take his mind off the food. 93 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:43,500 All right. 94 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:44,840 Don't jump up and down. 95 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,680 Oh, hi. 96 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:52,200 We didn't think you were going to make it. Oh, well, I thought I ought to 97 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:53,500 out of my old clothes. 98 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,220 No, no, you look fine just as you are. 99 00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:04,650 Is your husband with you? No. 100 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:06,110 Good. 101 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,150 I mean, it's very good of you to come. 102 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:11,530 I'll bet you're exhausted with all this moving. 103 00:07:11,770 --> 00:07:13,190 How about a cup of coffee? 104 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,830 Better yet, a glass of wine. 105 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:16,510 It's quicker. 106 00:07:18,290 --> 00:07:20,230 You must be up to your ears in it. 107 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:22,970 Oh, no, this is the first drink I've had today. 108 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,860 Oh, no, they're here. I'll take their ice buckets. You fill their coat. 109 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:20,100 Good evening, girl. 110 00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:22,820 Good evening. 111 00:08:28,820 --> 00:08:31,640 My wife here? Oh, yes. Please, come inside, quickly. 112 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,679 Where are the towels, Helen? 113 00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:39,419 They're in that little storage room. They're in... Oh, 114 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,280 never mind. I'll show you myself. 115 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:59,310 Of course not. I don't take a bath in my shorts. 116 00:09:00,030 --> 00:09:03,470 One gust of wind and we'll be the laughing stock of the neighborhood. 117 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,570 Give me the keys. 118 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,710 Keys? I gave them to you before. 119 00:09:09,230 --> 00:09:12,350 No, you didn't. Yes, I did. I put them on the table and... 120 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:36,000 I'm sure you shouldn't put something frilly around the top of your... No. 121 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:39,780 All right, but when you walk, glide. 122 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:41,020 Don't bounce. 123 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,400 Is it all right if I breathe occasionally? 124 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,000 You'll have to be the judge of that. 125 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,240 Now, just remember, they're an important couple. 126 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:16,170 You should be able to get up there easy, Helen. 127 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,280 was sent to bed early tonight. His father thinks it's best with college 128 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,580 coming up in 15 years. 129 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,540 Thank you. Oh, now what? 130 00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:42,120 You probably can't find the soap. 131 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,120 Yes, yes, what is? 132 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:53,760 James and Margaret. 133 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,720 Look who's here, Ann. 134 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:59,300 Oh, it's your congressman. I better go. Finish your drink first. 135 00:12:59,540 --> 00:13:00,540 Oh, thank you. 136 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:13,790 She will be in a moment. 137 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,360 President Carter's. 138 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,190 I couldn't get out of that room. All right, all right, all right. I'll phone 139 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,410 a locksmith. You stay here. 140 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,110 You should be in bed. 141 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,610 Sunky wants a drink. 142 00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,210 Oh, I hate that dog. 143 00:15:09,110 --> 00:15:11,330 He's over there. Put that dog down. 144 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,510 What dog are you talking about? 145 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,050 My dog, Sunky. 146 00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:16,770 I don't see any dog. 147 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,310 or might eat the size of a camel. 148 00:15:56,550 --> 00:16:03,290 He was going to take a bath. 149 00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:04,870 On the balcony? 150 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,450 Well, it's a long story. 151 00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:08,930 I'll bet it is. 152 00:16:10,650 --> 00:16:12,730 So, you're a congressman, huh? 153 00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:16,330 Here. I'm sure. Thank you. I'm sure you'd like to hear the opinion of the 154 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:19,590 average man on the street, wouldn't you? Well, actually, I... 155 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,080 It's all right. I'm in no hurry. 156 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,760 Can I have another? 157 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,640 It's for my leg, you know. 158 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:50,760 Well, no offense, Your Honor, but it just seems to me that being a 159 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,280 is a license to steal. 160 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,570 I wouldn't give any money to any country that couldn't pay for it. 161 00:17:34,450 --> 00:17:40,650 Now, take, uh, take India, for example. 162 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,490 All right, all right, forget it. 163 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,330 Let's go to, let's go to Red China. 164 00:17:45,570 --> 00:17:46,890 You go first, we'll follow. 165 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:51,310 Let me freshen up these drinks. 166 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:10,650 What the hell did you do with it? 167 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:17,590 I spent it on junkets to Hawaii and loose women. 168 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:29,950 I'm sorry, dear. I just lost control. 169 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,750 You see what we send to Washington? 170 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,230 They're those idiots. 171 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960 Peacock Drive? 172 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,260 Oh, yes. 173 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,200 Thank you. 174 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400 Thank you. 175 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:42,980 Okay, now, go get your bath. 176 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:46,480 The water's probably running cold now. 177 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:33,380 I've been ashamed of you before, but tonight I realize what being ashamed of 178 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,420 really is. 179 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,320 Choochie -woochie. 180 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,520 Assaulting a congressman. 181 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,080 Letting your... 182 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,040 Choo -choo -woochie. 183 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,760 Oh, Stanley. 184 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,140 You haven't called me that in years. 185 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:15,280 If my choo -choo -woochie's finished, why don't she come over and sit next to 186 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,500 me? Oopsie -whoops. 187 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,080 You know sometimes I think I'm too hard on you. 188 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,400 The Ropers was videotaped in front of a studio audience. 13186