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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:22,040 I love you, Rhonda. 2 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:24,340 Van! 3 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:31,740 Oh, 4 00:00:34,340 --> 00:00:35,340 good morning, Van. 5 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:40,460 Van, this is H. If Cheyenne asked, I would not out driving my new sports car. 6 00:00:57,210 --> 00:01:00,550 Now, the caterpillar turns into a butterfly? 7 00:01:03,010 --> 00:01:04,790 I did not see that coming. 8 00:01:06,890 --> 00:01:10,350 Hey, Van, is that the book where the caterpillar drives his fancy Mustang? 9 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:11,690 I knew it. 10 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:14,550 Van, you have to choose. 11 00:01:15,210 --> 00:01:17,270 It's me or Rhonda. 12 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:20,750 Rhonda? Oh, Van named his car Rhonda. 13 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,710 You ever met a Rhonda that wasn't after your man, Mom? 14 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:26,550 Nope. 15 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,110 He won't even let me drive it. Her. 16 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:31,850 Drive her. 17 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:37,390 And now we have to go pick up Elizabeth. And since Rhonda doesn't have back 18 00:01:37,390 --> 00:01:39,950 seatbelts, we have to borrow your car again. 19 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,610 Oh, no, not again. 20 00:01:42,230 --> 00:01:46,170 You guys never fill it up. And the other day, there was a taco underneath my 21 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:47,170 seat. 22 00:01:48,030 --> 00:01:49,190 That doesn't make it yours. 23 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:55,910 Ben, we're parents now. We should have a car like Mom's. It's practical and 24 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:56,950 boring and responsible. 25 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,060 And beige. Uh -uh, uh -uh. 26 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,280 Harvest gold. 27 00:02:00,580 --> 00:02:01,580 Harvest beige. 28 00:02:02,660 --> 00:02:06,760 It's true, Mrs. H. Your car's a dull, beige, yawn -mobile. 29 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,300 But we need to borrow it. 30 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,840 Okay, fine. Take my beige, boring car. 31 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,920 Might not be hot and sexy, but by golly, you can put three bags of fertilizer in 32 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:15,920 the trunk. 33 00:02:19,740 --> 00:02:22,300 It's real pretty, Jake. By the way, chicks love that. 34 00:02:23,940 --> 00:02:24,659 Hey, Mom. 35 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,120 Hey. I need a ride to basketball practice. 36 00:02:28,499 --> 00:02:31,520 Jake, Van and Cheyenne just took my car. You gotta tell me these things. 37 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,020 Okay. 38 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,440 Mom, I need to ride back. 39 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:35,720 Okay. 40 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,760 We'll just take Van's car. It's right outside. 41 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,060 I don't think Van wants anybody driving his car. 42 00:02:42,340 --> 00:02:43,980 Did he specifically tell you not to? 43 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:48,660 No. Then it's not a rule. Just like you never specifically told him he can't eat 44 00:02:48,660 --> 00:02:49,780 peanut butter straight from the jar. 45 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,980 He uses a spoon, right? 46 00:02:56,570 --> 00:02:59,270 He kind of makes one with his fingers. Oh, gross. 47 00:03:00,030 --> 00:03:01,050 Come on, Jake. 48 00:03:02,030 --> 00:03:05,330 As soon as I drop you off, Rhonda and I are going to go buy some peanut butter. 49 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:09,070 Who's Rhonda? 50 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:17,050 Guy with a family buys a silly car like this. 51 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:18,930 I think it's cool. 52 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,150 Not cool. 53 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:25,450 Not bad. 54 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,860 cowboy I'm gonna name you Ron 55 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:19,740 With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter, I'm a 56 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:20,779 survivor. 57 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:34,360 Hey, Mom. Hey. 58 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:37,900 So, Jake said you were driving really fast. 59 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,100 He thinks you're cool. 60 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:45,150 a punk and a Camaro little lesson when the light turned green? 61 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:47,590 Hey, Mom. 62 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,649 Guess what? 63 00:04:48,650 --> 00:04:50,270 We need to borrow your car again. 64 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:52,410 Why? Here are a few clues. 65 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,310 Van, Rhonda, dumb move. 66 00:04:56,910 --> 00:04:57,910 No problem. 67 00:04:57,950 --> 00:04:59,170 Here you go. All right. 68 00:04:59,530 --> 00:05:01,350 We're family, and families share. 69 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:05,070 I share my car with you, and who knows, maybe Van one day will share his car 70 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,070 with me. 71 00:05:07,530 --> 00:05:08,530 Apples and oranges. 72 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:15,800 Oh, no. 73 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,140 Nick and Van's car is my thing. 74 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:22,580 All right, but it would be a shame if Van found out somehow. 75 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,040 You wouldn't. Why not? I'm from a broken home. 76 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,220 Fine, but you gotta wear that. A scarf? Mom, come on. 77 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,440 Oh, yeah. 78 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,420 Rhonda has a dress code. 79 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:41,700 Oh, 80 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:43,440 well, wow. 81 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:46,759 I hate basketball. 82 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,200 I had to guard a girl. 83 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:52,020 Little Zoe Levin lit him up like a Christmas tree. 84 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,760 So, uh, what's at the get -up? 85 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,560 Well, it's, uh... Mother Daughter Day. Yeah. Where? In the 50s? 86 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,940 No, uh... At the Scarf Museum. 87 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:11,420 It's great if you're into scarves. I want to go. No, you don't. 88 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:17,620 First hundred people get a new scarf. 89 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:25,560 As long as you are my son, if you are not going to the scarf museum. 90 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,980 Jake's right. I am cool. 91 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,760 Did you see that guy's face? He didn't want to race me. 92 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,500 It was a school bus, Mom. 93 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:41,220 I had a kid with me, too. Didn't make me a chicken. 94 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:50,420 Stop telling me to be careful. 95 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,240 Please tell me I hit you. 96 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,760 How bad is it? 97 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:03,200 Oh, I don't think it even made it. Oh, good Lord, there it is. Oh, no. 98 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,780 What are we going to do? 99 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:13,020 We? We weren't driving. You were driving. Oh, no. You were my accomplice. 100 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,020 when we were on the road, but when we're standing on the driveway, I'm just an 101 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,820 eyewitness. She did it, officer. 102 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,400 the trash out, those trash cans wouldn't have been there. You told me to. And 103 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,820 you didn't? What's up with that? 104 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:29,100 Fine. Blame the teenage daughter. 105 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,400 No. 106 00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:32,340 I'm the adult. 107 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,640 I was driving. I'll take responsibility. 108 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:37,080 Maybe you don't even have to tell them. 109 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,600 Yes, I have to. It's the right thing to do. 110 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:40,840 Is it really? 111 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:42,120 Think about it, Mom. 112 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:46,280 Van loves that this car was in perfect condition, and now that there's a 113 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,700 on it, that love will be tainted. 114 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 Tainted love. 115 00:07:49,580 --> 00:07:50,900 They've written songs about it. 116 00:07:58,820 --> 00:08:02,800 I've been stalling van for an hour. He wanted to go out to drive, but I told 117 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,640 he had to clean the attic. Have you found a body shop yet? Yeah. Hank 118 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,659 the auto mender. 119 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:11,280 Guaranteed to fix your fender in under an hour, which didn't rhyme, but it's 120 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,280 good time. 121 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:14,500 You can have it done by five. 122 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:16,820 Let's go. 123 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:19,880 Where's the kid? 124 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,210 Where's the car? 125 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,410 Well, wherever they are, I bet they're together. 126 00:08:25,950 --> 00:08:29,230 If the car's not out there, then he must be out driving it. I'm not out driving 127 00:08:29,230 --> 00:08:33,510 it. Van, I thought you were up cleaning the attic. 128 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:34,789 Yeah, Mrs. H. 129 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:37,650 What's the rush with the attic all of a sudden? 130 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:44,950 Van, if the stuff that I stored away and forgot about is dirty, then why would I 131 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:45,950 bother keeping it? 132 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:52,530 Barbara Jean bar. 133 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:53,590 Barbara Jean? 134 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,010 I thought you had a rule nobody could drive your car. 135 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,530 No, there's no rule. You just need to sign the Rhonda pledge. 136 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:00,950 Simple, six -page document. 137 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,770 And you know why she signed it? 138 00:09:04,030 --> 00:09:05,410 Because she gets it. 139 00:09:06,090 --> 00:09:07,069 Gets what? 140 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:11,910 About a week ago, Rhonda and I spotted each other across a crowded used car lot 141 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:13,650 and made a very special connection. 142 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,310 And yet everybody has been really critical, especially you and Cheyenne. 143 00:09:17,510 --> 00:09:19,770 Sorry, we didn't know Rhonda could hear. Oh, we hear. 144 00:09:21,840 --> 00:09:25,760 The comments, the looks of scorn, we hear them, and they hurt. 145 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:30,560 You hear the looks of scorn? I heard that one! 146 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,740 Ben! Reba! 147 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,020 Ben! 148 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:41,980 Oh, thanks a million for letting me borrow Rhonda. No thanks necessary, 149 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:43,840 Jane. See page four of the pledge. 150 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:46,380 Well, I'm gonna go for a spin. 151 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,620 Oh, wait! 152 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,100 Ben, did you, um, vacuum the attic? 153 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:55,540 Did I vacuum the attic? Yeah. Did I vacuum the attic? 154 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:04,780 Oh, I put a huge scratch on Van's car. 155 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,200 Where, back left? 156 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:07,300 Yeah, how'd you know? 157 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,199 Lucky guess. 158 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,200 Oh. 159 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:13,140 Oh, Reba, why me? What have I done to deserve this? 160 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,780 It's almost like God is punishing you for stealing my mom's husband. 161 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:20,720 Here, I think we've moved past that. 162 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,660 Well, of course. we have. 163 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:26,600 I mean, me taking Brock is what brought us all together. 164 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:30,820 You know, it's what turned us into one big happy family, right? 165 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,580 Yeah, until you wrecked Van's car. 166 00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:36,900 Gosh, 167 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,060 Van is gonna lose it when he finds out I wrecked his car. 168 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,920 He really is. He gets that look where his two eyebrows merge together. 169 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,280 And he looks like that Muppet that lives in the trash can. 170 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:57,560 Barb Jean, even though I know this is totally your fault, I'm willing to help 171 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:01,740 out. Now, go ask Van to borrow his car again. We'll take it down to Hank 172 00:11:01,740 --> 00:11:03,860 Bender's auto shop, and he can have it ready by five. 173 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,200 How do you know that? 174 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,600 Well, it's Hank Bender. He's a legend. 175 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,960 Don't mention this to anybody. Not a word. Great. 176 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,420 I scratched Van's car. 177 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,000 You scratched Van's car? 178 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,940 Yeah. Why did I sign that ever -loving... 179 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,900 Pledge. Pledge. Van's car again. 180 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,120 Okay, okay. All right. Do I look guilty? 181 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,520 Not at all. 182 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,220 Good. 183 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:33,940 Good. 184 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000 It was me. 185 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,600 I scratched Van's car. 186 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,280 Whoa. What? You? 187 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:42,740 Yeah, I was walking by her, and she gave me one of those smug looks, so I 188 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:43,920 whacked her with my purse. 189 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 On the back left? 190 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:47,380 Yeah, how'd you know? 191 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,620 Lucky guess. 192 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,659 down on me. 193 00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:57,180 Okay, it doesn't matter who scratched the car. No matter who scratched the 194 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,540 Barbara Jean scratched the car. 195 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,420 Okay, okay, got it. 196 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:03,360 Oh, I can't face them. 197 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:05,380 Oh, my jaw hurts. 198 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:10,180 Stop grinning. Okay, look, we'll take it down to the body shop. If any comes 199 00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:13,920 down from the attic, distract him. All right, but hurry. At some point, we're 200 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,080 going to run out of shiny objects. 201 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:20,300 You know, now that I look at it... 202 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,250 that old lady going to put that scratch here? 203 00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:24,750 Oh, yeah, they're cagey. Yeah. 204 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,190 Let's get out of here, old babe. 205 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,090 Hey! Van! 206 00:12:29,770 --> 00:12:31,130 Yeah, it's me, Van. 207 00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:32,330 How? What are you doing? 208 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,930 Well, 2 .15. 209 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:36,470 Every day at this time, I wipe her down with a chamois. 210 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:38,470 Sweet. 211 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,270 What are you guys doing? Bird watching. 212 00:12:41,790 --> 00:12:43,330 Woodpecker, nature's lumberjack. 213 00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:48,570 Van, you need to go inside right now. 214 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:49,870 Why? 215 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:52,340 Look, a squirrel. 216 00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,840 Oh. 217 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,100 Cheyenne's got a surprise for you inside. 218 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,200 Really? Uh -huh. 219 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,920 Oh, I love surprises. I know. 220 00:13:06,140 --> 00:13:07,140 Okay. 221 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,780 Be back, honey. 222 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,440 Nature's lumberjack? I know. 223 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,860 That's the beaver. I panic. 224 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,600 You were going to give him a surprise. 225 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,120 I don't have a surprise. 226 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:50,440 Well, then make up something. 227 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:53,960 Ta -da! 228 00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,260 Oh, my gosh! 229 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,500 Tissues? 230 00:13:59,140 --> 00:14:00,700 This is my big surprise. 231 00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:02,720 Is there something underneath there? 232 00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:08,620 It's for your car. 233 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,640 Yeah. I see it. Yeah, for your car. 234 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,320 Remember the other day when we were driving and you sneezed? 235 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:24,790 Yeah, it's a great gift. You'll always see those people driving, having nose 236 00:14:24,790 --> 00:14:25,790 trouble. Yeah. 237 00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:31,350 What a better world it would be if everybody had a tissue when they needed 238 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,250 Hey, 239 00:14:36,150 --> 00:14:37,150 Ben, 240 00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:41,670 guess what I just saw? 241 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:42,910 Not now, okay, buddy? 242 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,890 I'd be in a bad mood, too, if there was a huge scratch on my car. 243 00:14:47,859 --> 00:14:49,960 What? There's a huge scrape on your car. 244 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:51,680 Show me. 245 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,320 Hmm. Maybe he's okay with it. 246 00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,309 something to say. 247 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:29,210 Kira and I went to the scarf museum, which is not as exciting as it sounds. 248 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:35,250 Yeah, well, I was just about to say that's the original paint job, which 249 00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:40,770 that it's old paint, which can't be very expensive, so how's ten bucks? 250 00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,450 Ten bucks? 251 00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:43,790 Ten bucks stinks! 252 00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,350 They had calmed down. 253 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:46,870 No big deal? 254 00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:48,090 No big deal? 255 00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:51,950 Listen, it's no big deal. What if somebody borrowed your... What is 256 00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:52,950 you love? 257 00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:56,470 Peanut butter. Well, there you go. What if somebody borrowed your peanut butter? 258 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,650 You threw me off by saying peanut butter. 259 00:15:59,590 --> 00:16:01,950 And I know you know I use my fingers. 260 00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:09,870 Then we will pay whatever it takes to get your car fixed. 261 00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:11,170 Up to ten bucks. 262 00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:15,870 Barbara Jean, who's going to repair the scratch in my soul? 263 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:18,750 Because you put that scratch there. 264 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:21,550 And the worst part is you signed the Rhonda Pledge. 265 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:30,010 Say it with me. I hereby promise to uphold sanctity. I 266 00:16:30,010 --> 00:16:32,490 didn't read it. I just skimmed it. 267 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:37,790 Well, you should never sign anything without reading it. 268 00:16:38,550 --> 00:16:40,530 Anne, stop torturing the woman. 269 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,410 The truth is... It was me. 270 00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:45,730 I scratched Rhonda with my purse. 271 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,770 And I'm glad I did it. 272 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:50,850 You did it? Mm -hmm. 273 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,910 My own... flesh and blood by marriage? 274 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:59,230 Yeah, and you were just gonna let me take the blame? 275 00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,610 Oh, Rhonda was right about you. 276 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,790 Look, I was jealous, okay? 277 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:07,810 Van talks about this car like it's another woman. 278 00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:12,869 Okay, it's driving me nuts. It's just a stupid car. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 279 00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:15,190 easy. Honey, that's the man's car you're talking about. 280 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:19,890 I shall never trust you or forgive you again. Shall? 281 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:24,230 Mm -hmm. Shall? Since when do you... to say shall you big jerk all right 282 00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:29,090 everybody just calm down this is going far enough i'm a jerk i got a scratch in 283 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:32,770 my car and i'm a jerk well i think anybody who puts the scratch there with 284 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:38,110 purse shall be a jerk stop saying shall shall shall shall shall who 285 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:43,170 are you cheyenne i mean what else don't i know about you oh well you obviously 286 00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,530 don't know that i won't take a back seat to your car 287 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:54,110 Your wife's getting my pledge. Six pages? 288 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:55,650 Single speech? 289 00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:56,870 Oh, come on! 290 00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:59,650 Rhonda is tearing us apart! I 291 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:04,610 did it! 292 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:05,850 I did it. 293 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,970 I scratched your car. Not you, not you, not you. Me! 294 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,820 Kira, was there? Ask her. 295 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,620 Kira, is it true? 296 00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:26,319 It's true. 297 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:27,820 And there is no scarf museum. 298 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280 What? 299 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,980 And even if there was, no. 300 00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:40,340 You know, when I stepped on the gas pedal and that engine roared, it spoke 301 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:43,520 me. It said, drive me, you sexy redhead. 302 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,300 It was you. 303 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,120 No way. 304 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,260 She's too responsible. 305 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:55,480 That's why I did it. You all see me as this responsible, sensible person that 306 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,580 would never do anything dangerous, wild, or fun. 307 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,000 Well, guess what? 308 00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,460 I'm not beige. 309 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,700 There's a side of me that has a need for speed. 310 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,320 Reaper? Oh, yeah. 311 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,580 Side of me that needs to burn rubber. 312 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,300 You burn Rhonda's rubber? 313 00:19:21,230 --> 00:19:25,890 Baby into gear, crank up the stereo, forget all your troubles, and show that 314 00:19:25,890 --> 00:19:27,410 punk in a Camaro a thing or two. 315 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,470 Mom? Wow. 316 00:19:31,710 --> 00:19:34,870 Ripper? I shall never look at you the same way again. 317 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:37,510 Ben, Ben, I'm sorry I dinged your car. 318 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,930 But I get it now. 319 00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:44,070 Rhonda and me, well, we're just two bad girls looking for trouble. 320 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:50,230 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake brownies for Jake's field trip. 321 00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:58,330 Does mom wear a scarf when she bakes? Never. 322 00:20:00,090 --> 00:20:01,090 Where are my keys? 323 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:03,910 Mrs. H, you have to stop! 22735