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Wow, you look nice.

Yeah.

I'm going to go get Van.

I've never picked up a guy at the airport before.

It's gonna be so romantic.

Yeah, it's like Paris with nachos.

I'm taking Van to dinner to celebrate his first away game. You know, this is

first time he's ever come back from being away.

Hey, Cheyenne.

Can I go with you to pick up Van?

Oh, Dickie, I don't think you'd want to.

Why not?

Well... When Van gets off the plane, he's going to see me, and I'm going to

standing there looking awesome, and he's going to drop his bags, and I'm going

to leap into his arms, and we're going to hug, and we're going to kiss, and...

All right!

Gross! You ruined it!

You really did.

Hey, hey, hey! I'm home!

Van!

I was going to come get you!

Well, I got an earlier flight, and I wanted to surprise you.

Surprise!

Well, next time you surprise me, tell me, okay?

At least we can still go to dinner.

Oh, shoot. I already got something on the way home with my buddy who drove me.

That's great, Van. You ruined every romantic plan I had.

Well, Mrs. Montgomery, I have some plans of my own.

Oh, go, oh, yeah, blah, blah.

Go out to dinner before you make me lose my appetite.

But I really am full, and I'm not just saying that like I do when you make

dinner. Well...

can just sit there and watch me eat and talk to me. You better be entertaining.

Have fun.

Hello. Hi.

Is Van here?

Oh, he just left. I'm sorry.

Oh, well, he left this in my car. Could you give it to him, please?

Thank you. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait just a second. Are you the

buddy that Van had dinner with?

Yeah.

And you brought him home?

Yeah. I work for the team. I'm Kate. And you are?

Worried.

because he left his daughter in my house.

She's upstairs.

She's a baby.

Hey, Mom. Hey.

Hi, I'm Kira. I'm Kate. I'm a friend of Van.

A friend of Van?

What, Van can't have friends?

What's so weird and suspicious about that?

We met on the team. I'm in publicity, and we had dinner because we're thinking

about doing a profile of Van.

you had dinner with Van and Cheyenne?

I only ask because, as a couple, they fascinate me.

Nope. Just Van.

Just Van?

That naughty boy.

Well, I better get going.

Thanks for the tea.

All right. Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

I gotta go.

had a business dinner with a business associate.

Yeah, a hot one.

Man, as soon as I move out, you people decide to get interesting.

Maybe I could take the door off and it would save you some time.

Do you need something?

Where's Van?

Out to center.

Kira said Van went out was some really cute girl who returned some of his

clothing.

You never returned the clothing.

I mean, what did Cheyenne say?

Well, she doesn't know.

Well... He lied to my daughter?

Well, he didn't exactly lie. He said he had dinner with a buddy.

Yeah, we heard. A hot one.

No, I missed you more.

I will be upstairs.

Brushing my teeth.

So you guys had a good time, huh?

Yeah, it was great. Except I bashed my face in the salad bar sneeze guard.

My own fault. I sneezed.

It must be nice to enjoy a meal with your wife after being on the road.

Ah, the road.

Lonely, open road.

Yeah, it must get awfully boring eating with your buddies all the time, huh?

Does it?

Well,

then let's talk about the weather. Is it chilly outside?

enough, you might need your jacket.

Oh, hey, my jacket. I thought I left it in... in... Oh.

Oh? Oh, that's all you can say? Oh?

Here's one for you. Aha!

I told Cheyenne I left it on the plane.

She's right upstairs. Would you please be quiet?

Buddy, if I were you, I'd be more worried about where Cheyenne's father

Me. I'm right here.

Okay, Van, what's going on? So I got a ride home with this girl, Kate. What is

the big deal?

Well, the big deal is you made Kate sound like a Brian or a Tommy or a Fred

Pierre or Alejandro.

I think you owe us an explanation, but... Kate, we were talking business.

Okay? This profile could really help my career.

And that's it?

That's it!

I mean, come on, guys, you know me.

Do you really think I'd do something like that?

No. Sorry, Van.

Okay, it's all so innocent. Why didn't you just tell Cheyenne that Kate brought

you home? Because Cheyenne is really, really jealous of other women. In high

school, I did this report on Margaret Thatcher, and she was like, why don't

have a baby with her?

He's way more mature now, and I think you should have told Cheyenne.

Well, is that how you all feel?

Yeah. Yeah.

No.

Well, all right, then. The no's have it. Thanks, Mr. H.

How can you agree with him, Brock? He lied to Cheyenne.

Yeah, to save himself a huge hassle.

Oh, so you're okay with someone lying to their wife?

Yeah.

Are you comfy with that, Brock?

Look, I've never been comfortable with lying, but sometimes women overreact,

telling them stuff only makes it worse. Except for you, honey.

Lying in a marriage always leads to trouble.

She never has to find out.

But because we know about it, we're involved, and there's no way I can look

daughter in the eye and lie to her. Just put it out of your mind.

Oh, is that what you do, Brock?

No.

Both overreacting. It's over.

It was a jacket in a car. I don't see how it's ever going to come up. It's a

lie. It'll find a way.

Yeah, well, it's still their life, so butt out. Butt out. Butt out.

Fine. China.

So Van was just having a business dinner and didn't want to upset Cheyenne.

That's all that happened.

so interesting suddenly becomes so boring.

Hey, look. Van thought he lost his jacket.

Interesting again.

Who found it?

Van's what?

Huh?

Van's jacket.

What?

Mom? Hey!

That's Van's jacket!

It came overnight express from the airline.

They found it on the plane and sent it over.

for it and tip the guy five bucks so whenever you can get that back to me

Cheyenne oh sure thanks I'll go get my purse wait a second that's a lie and you

came up with that way too quick little missy okay what is going on oh

this is silly and uh you're gonna laugh your

butt off

know this didn't come overnight express oh yeah uh van's buddy who dropped him

off uh dropped this by because um van left it in her car her

car as in she as in a woman wait i

never thought about it that way but yeah wait wait this woman

was she young and pretty or was she old and ugly hey

Some older women can be pretty, too, you know.

Just answer me, Mom.

Well, she was pretty young. I mean, uh, not pretty young. I mean, she was young

and pretty.

Well, what did she say? How does he know her? Well, she works for the team, but

it's strictly professional.

Oh, my gosh.

Does she sleep in the same hotel as him?

Nothing good happens in hotels, Mom. Oh, Cheyenne.

I think we're missing the point here. The good news is... Van got his jacket

back. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that is good news.

Kind of gives it that rugged outdoorsy look, don't you think?

Mrs. H, where's Diane? I got her some flowers.

Oh, that's a good idea.

You might want to throw in a diamond ring, a convertible, and a beach house.

Well, I kind of blew all my cash on the flowers, so... Oh, wait!

What for?

I don't know.

Uh, Mrs. H, my flight leaves tonight, and don't make me say I want to spend

alone time with your daughter.

We know that both makes us feel a little uncomfortable.

Yes, it does.

Look, Van.

Cheyenne knows that Kate brought you home.

What?

I can't believe you told her, big mouth.

Ma 'am?

I had to tell her. I can't lie to her.

Well, what did she say?

Oh, nothing much.

Well, I don't hear slamming.

Are my clothes all over the front lawn?

Maybe she's taking it okay.

Yeah.

Wait a minute.

I want your cheating clothes out of this house. What?

Why? Because they're your work clothes. You wear them when you play on your

team, the gigolos.

All right, listen up. Hold on.

Neutral corners. Let's talk about this. Oh, if he wants to talk about it, why

doesn't he talk to, what's her name? Kate.

This is H.

Kate.

Why don't you just talk to your buddy Kate over dinner with your jacket off?

Okay, all right, all right. Look, look, Cheyenne.

I'm sure Van is sorry that he lied.

No, I'm not.

Okay, well, talking didn't work.

Let's try some quiet time. Come on. You know what? I was trying to save myself

from this. And if I did anything wrong, you made me do it. Oh, so it's my fault?

Well, I know it's not mine. I didn't do anything. Then why am I supposed to

believe that? Why aren't you, huh?

I mean, I don't want to be with anybody else.

And I'm sick and tired of feeling like I have to lie all the time. You know

what? I'm glad your mom ratted me out like a mob stoolie.

I'm relieved.

Well, so am I. Because I finally know that my husband's a big fat lying

I can't talk to you anymore. I can't talk to you anymore, so why don't you

get out?

Fine, I'm gone. Fine! But only because I enjoy taking long walks. Well, enjoy!

But I will!

Seriously, I gotta move back here.

out. I mean, isn't it innocent until proven guilty?

What she's doing is not American.

Man, it's just because she loves you so much.

You know, when Reba and I were first dating, she was incredibly jealous.

Once, I didn't call her for a whole week. Okay, she never said anything

it, but you could tell it really bugged her.

Well, she never said anything. No, no, you could tell.

Man, are you sure you don't want to go and apologize?

I mean...

It's only a couple hours till your plane goes, and you're going to be gone for

three whole days. No way, Mr. H.

I mean, I need to make a stand now, or else I'm going to be backing down my

entire marriage. I mean, you told me that's how you handled both of your

difficult wives.

That's guy talk, man.

You don't do guy talk in a guy's living room.

And comfortable with the liar.

Okay, that stopped being funny half an hour ago.

So what's for dinner, sweetie?

Oh, your favorite.

New York steak with baked potatoes and homemade apple pie for dessert.

Oh, man, that sounds great.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I lied.

We're having franks and beans.

See,

I don't want to tell you the truth because you might overreact and get

hysterical.

Franks and beans?

Oh, we're having Franks and beans?

Hey, Van.

I brought your clothes.

Thanks, Mrs. H., but I'm already wearing clothes.

Cheyenne's really upset.

She's been locked in your room ever since you left, watching the wedding

over and over and over.

Now, doesn't that sound like somebody who's hurting?

The wedding videos?

Yeah.

I'm a little thirsty.

I'm worried, Brock.

If Van leaves with things unresolved, this thing could get out of control.

Well, if they won't get together, we'll get them together.

Do whatever it takes to get Cheyenne to the airport.

You really think it'll work? Well, it has to.

We don't want them to have to go through the pain of someone not calling someone

for a week, and I think you know what I'm talking about.

What? You remember.

Remember what?

Come on, Reba. Oh, Brock, we don't have time for this. Let's go to the airport.

Man, she's still hurting.

riding everything, Mr. H, but don't you think I should be getting on the plane

now? No.

No, not yet.

Oh, look who's here.

Oh, so that's why you kept me from getting on the plane, Benedict... Judas.

Mom, we knew they were here. That's why we came. I came, I saw. Goodbye.

Cheyenne, you have a life and a baby with that man, and I paid $8 for

Now start talking.

My mom made me come down here to say goodbye.

And I already said it. So bye.

There's an extra one for the next time you go away.

Wow. That apology is so bad, I'm starting to think it wasn't one.

I should not apologize to you. You should apologize to me. For what? I

anything. Then you lied.

About nothing.

Shh, shh, shh. I brought you down here to make up, not to fight.

Now get over there and make up.

Yeah, and make it fast.

They're almost finished boarding.

I don't know how I can make up with someone who doesn't even trust me. And

is no reason for you not to trust me. I didn't do anything wrong. But you could.

No, I couldn't. Yes, you could. Anyone could. Cheyenne, why don't you believe

me? Because my dad did.

Reva, you like this shirt?

happen to my parents. It can happen to anyone.

Not to us.

I will never be like your dad.

Again, sorry.

Cheyenne, you're mad at your husband for what your dad did?

Honey, I'm not even mad at him anymore.

Really?

Don't get excited. There's new stuff.

I guess I saw what happened to you guys and I was just trying to do everything

to keep it from happening to us.

I'm telling you, it's not going to happen.

Dan, it's not that simple.

Okay, I want to trust you. I do.

It's not that simple.

I mean, I can't stop feeling the way that I'm feeling.

Cheyenne, believe me. You're not going to make our mistakes.

You're going to make a bunch of new ones.

Yeah, and forget about mine.

You won't even know what half of your mistakes are until one day you're

your daughter down to the airport to make up with her boneheaded husband just

find out it was somehow your fault.

And then they'll tell Elizabeth, no, no, no.

It was Grandpa's fault.

Sorry, last time.

Van, it's about time to go. Hi, Reva.

Hi. And you must be Cheyenne. I'm Kate. So nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

All right, well, I'll see you on the plane.

Yeah. Bye.

Yeah.

Look,

Cheyenne, this is my career now.

But I won't go if you don't want me to.

You won't? No way.

What happens to us is way more important than our future.

Go ahead.

Yeah? Yeah.

So wait, do you trust me?

Well, I'm going to work on it.

Travel safe, and I'll be here to pick you up when you land.

I love you. I love you.

Okay.

Let's go.

I couldn't fix it so I made it into a vest.